BBF November 16, 2007

Big Boob Friday

Among the many stupid conversations my friends and I have after several cocktails (like THIS one) is whether or not bi-sexuality actually exists as a separate and distinct sexual preference or if bi-sexuals are really homosexuals that haven’t made up their mind yet.

My view on this is the latter due largely to the academic work of philosopher Andrew Dice Clay who once observed, “you either suck dick or you do not suck dick.  There is no bi-sexual.”  I think most people identify with that sentiment because, physically, men and women are, uh, pretty different.  And the physical, plumbing included, is a pretty big part of sexual attraction.

Men and women are so different physically that I just have a very hard time believing that some people can, over time, maintain sexual attraction to both sexes.  Do some people like wiserbud go through a bi-curious phase?  Sure.  But that seems like experimentation where the person is admitting that their sexual preference is undecided.  Eventually I think people come down on one side or the other.

What’s your favorite car?  Hmmmm….it’s either a Hummer or a Ford Focus.  I can’t decide.  What’s your favorite movie?  Texas Chainsaw Massacre.  Or Beaches.  Sexual preference isn’t like choosing between your two favorite ice cream flavors.  It’s like choosing between ice cream and brussel sprouts.

Anyway….I thought I would visually demonstrate the strength of my side of the argument.  Who the hell needs to flip a coin to choose between this…

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and your model for today, Friday, November 16, 2007: Miriam Gonzalez:

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CAUTION:  Nice Deb, partial nudity below the fold.  Porn Deb, continue.

I submit this as exhibit B.  You have GOT to love John Daly.

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November 16, 2007
Categories: Adults In Diapers, Ambrosia, Dang!, Drugs, boobs, lesbians, naked, smokes . . Author: Rosetta Edit this entry

36 Comments

  1. Comment by bmac on November 16, 2007 12:11 pm

    I love the “lesbians” tag on all of Rosetta’a posts.

  2. Comment by mesablue on November 16, 2007 12:24 pm

    When did Nice Deb meet John Daly?

  3. Comment by PattyAnn on November 16, 2007 12:31 pm

    NiceDeb’s much better looking than that bimbo. I met her, remember?

  4. Comment by mesablue on November 16, 2007 1:00 pm

    No pictures, you guys could have made up the entire thing.

  5. Comment by Rosetta on November 16, 2007 3:46 pm

    The lack of comments on this thread leads me to believe that everyone but me, Patty Ann, mesablue and bmac is hardcore racist.

    Just because Miriam Gonzalez is of hispanic heritage doesn’t mean she isn’t deserving of your admiration and respect.

    I’m ashamed of everyone’s igorance and prejudice.

    Miriam Gonzalez; doing the work that small-boobed women can’t do.

  6. Comment by nicedeb on November 16, 2007 5:16 pm

    Here you go, Rosetta:

    WHAT THE EFF?

  7. Comment by bmac on November 16, 2007 5:32 pm

    Like Bi-sexuals, this post can’t decide what it is. We get an interesting disertation on sexuality, then a repulsive picture that begs to ask where it was found, followed by the glory of what Big Boob Friday is all about, then full on Bare Titty next to a fat guy, and his bare titty’s.
    This post is a roller-coaster ride, that assails all the senses at once.
    Nice job!

  8. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on November 16, 2007 5:51 pm

    Hey, Rosetta! Nice smacking around of Malor on Ace’s Open Blog thread. Nanny–HA!

  9. Comment by bmac on November 16, 2007 5:52 pm

    I got him on the Hollywood and the GOP thread.

  10. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on November 16, 2007 6:00 pm

    ooo, missed that one, bmac (going to look…)

  11. Comment by Rosetta on November 16, 2007 6:01 pm

    Cuffy,

    You know the funny thing, I wasn’t actually mocking him personally; I was just mocking his role at AoSHQ.

    But, from what I can tell, he takes himself wayyyyy too seriously so he’ll probably get pissed.

    Heh.

  12. Comment by bmac on November 16, 2007 6:08 pm

    It’s towards the bottom, not quite the slice-n-dice Rosetta served up though.

  13. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on November 16, 2007 6:09 pm

    bmac, Malor sounds totally queer on that thread!

    NTTAWWT.

    and Rosetta, yeah, he has a very thin skin. Thin, exfoliated with product and an apricot scrub … skin.

  14. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on November 16, 2007 6:14 pm

    I just summarized his findings on that thread…. We’re likely gonna get a 5 part treatise on the legality of the homo sex slave trade this weekend.

  15. Comment by bmac on November 16, 2007 6:15 pm

    Cuffy, all that was missing was a reference to Broadway and tips for frosting your hair.

  16. Comment by bmac on November 16, 2007 6:25 pm

    He says he’s gonna post the comment, this might get good……..

  17. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on November 16, 2007 6:29 pm

    Ahhh, he did. Looks like he’s finally getting it. There’s hope.

    For the asshole.

    Rosetta, you don’t have the Ace Open Blog keys? I’m sure he wouldn’t mind you posting.

  18. Comment by bmac on November 16, 2007 6:54 pm

    Yeah, but he buried it in the generic “open blog” post.

  19. Comment by cranky on November 16, 2007 6:58 pm

    Poor Miriam is going to have a life time of back pain.

  20. Comment by pajama momma on November 16, 2007 7:38 pm

    We’re likely gonna get a 5 part treatise on the legality of the homo sex slave trade this weekend

    I would read that.

  21. Comment by nicedeb on November 16, 2007 11:12 pm

    Oh, you guys stop picking on Malor.

  22. Comment by mesablue on November 17, 2007 1:01 am

    Heh, I missed all the fun.

    I peeled Gabe’s skin off one night after everyone went to bed. He didn’t like it much.

    It’s childs play, though.

    Oh, you guys stop picking on Malor.

    Would love too, if he didn’t beg for it. I can’t stand self righteous bullshit.

    It would be one thing if he had a leg to stand on. He has just enough brain cells to paint himself into a corner — and zero experience in anything. Then he tries to play dirty. Heh. That’s when it gets really fun.

    He’s a douchebag that was given a great opportunity. All he’s done so far is fuck it up.

    Ace has sort of neglected his blog lately. It’s nice that he’s brought others in, but he hasn’t had much interplay in the comments on his own posts in a long time. It’s not so much AoS anymore as HotAir lite with the rest of us playing the fool the rest of the time.

    We can do that here or at IB.

    Ace hasn’t called me an idiot or accused me of being on crack in at least six months.

    I want the old AoS back.

  23. Comment by Rosetta on November 17, 2007 1:05 am

    Nice Deb and Malor sitting in a tree

    K-I-S-S-I-N-G

    First comes love, then comes marriage

    Then comes SpurwingPinto in a baby carriage

  24. Comment by mesablue on November 17, 2007 1:07 am

    Heh,

    Just read it.

    Rosetta, I never thought I would say this — you are my hero.

    Time for me to wade in.

  25. Comment by Rosetta on November 17, 2007 1:17 am

    Time for me to wade in.

    That doesn’t bode well for Gabriel.

    I was actually impressed that he put it up in the post. I thought he had no sense of humor whatsoever but he must have some.

    Does anyone know where he came from? I don’t remember him ever being a commenter…it’s just like, all of a sudden, he’s Jerome to Ace’s Morris Day.

    It’s just weird.

  26. Comment by mesablue on November 17, 2007 1:39 am

    He put up a few comments on posts that had legal questions. He answered them as any third year law student would and somehow Ace was impressed — failed lawyer that he is.

    Sure, we haven’t studied every freaking treatise on every fucking tort ever written, but why the hell would we?

    And, who the fuck cares?

    His first post or two were actually kind of interesting, until he got his first criticism. Then he went off. I tore into him and have pretty much ignored him since then. It’s like arguing with a Paul-bot. Pre-programmed crap. Not worth the time. He’s a kid and he shows it.

  27. Comment by mesablue on November 17, 2007 1:44 am

    What thread are Cuffy and bmac talking about?

  28. Comment by mesablue on November 17, 2007 1:51 am

    Meh, found it,

    Why in the world to I stand up for people who don’t know how to fight?

  29. Comment by Rosetta on November 17, 2007 1:56 am

    Jeez mesa. Way to take a flamethrower to the shit. Oof.

    I’ll be hiding under my bed.

  30. Comment by Rosetta on November 17, 2007 2:02 am

    Hahahaha. Somebody put the lyrics to Cat’s in the Cradle in that thread.

  31. Comment by mesablue on November 17, 2007 2:20 am

    Heh, I thought that might have been you.

    Terry Notus shows up once in a while — that was good.

    And yeah, if I get banned, I’ll just go over to Protein Wisdom and start pissing off Goldstein and Collins.

  32. Comment by mesablue on November 17, 2007 2:26 am

    There, fixed it.

  33. Comment by mesablue on November 17, 2007 2:29 am

    And,

    Why didn’t someone tell me that 3:10 to Yuma was like three hours and ten minutes long before I started watching it in the middle of the night?

    I have a huge game to go to in a few hours.

    Go Blue!!!

  34. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on November 17, 2007 7:24 am

    Does anyone know where he [Malor] came from? I don’t remember him ever being a commenter…it’s just like, all of a sudden, he’s Jerome to Ace’s Morris Day.

    My pet theory has always been: Ace’s Little Brother.

    He was given a co-blog spot out of the blue, Ace never criticizes him or even acknowledges his existence, and Ace ignores the voiceferous complaints of his readers (I shot Ace a whiny email about Malor once, warning him that he was driving off longtime readers—no response).

    Moron Nepotism!

  35. Comment by Rosetta on November 17, 2007 8:18 am

    That’s a pretty good theory, Cuff. It certainly conforms to the facts. The whole thing is just odd so there must be something we don’t know. But you’re right – Ace never acknowledges him.

    Maybe Ace and Malor are lovers.

    I think people wouldn’t mind Gabe so much if he could take it as well as he dished it out but that doesn’t seem to be the case. I didn’t think he had any sense of humor whatsoever until yesterday…

    I don’t know. Something’s rotten in Denmark.

  36. Comment by mesablue on November 17, 2007 4:38 pm

    Hamlet, son of Piglet!