BBF January 11, 2008

Big Boob Friday

About time you woke up you lazy bastards…

Because BBF is an educational series, we’re going to start with a simple pop quiz.  What is the proper name of this bird?

The first person to guess correctly wins a prize.

 

Speaking of permed mullet, the sweet tune for today is from the early 80s.  Guys will dig it because it has more T&A than a ratatouille patata frittata, chicks will dig it because of the band and wiserbud will dig it because he enjoys near-naked black men pretending to be horses.

Oh yeah, if you couldn’t tell, this is the uncensored version so NSFW everyone except mesablue.  The last minute of the video is like late-night Cinemax.  Nice!

Most of the BBF pictures show members of Mensa in lingerie, various stages of undress, in bikinis, etc.  But occasionaly I come across a picture where the model is all dressed up in some odd costume for some reason.  Maybe that adds to the fantasy.  Anyway…

If you love big boobs like a fat kid loves cake then this is your lucky day, fat kid, because today’s picture has both.

Please say hello to your BBF model for today, January 11, 2008, Czech beauty Milena Velba, who may have been exposed to gamma radiation.

I”m bugging out early today for late lunch and early booze with some friends so I hope you all have an excellent weekend!

January 11, 2008
Categories: Ambrosia, Dang!, Finally!, boobs, booze, cake, downblouse, humans that could be food, man-lesbians, naked, sweet tunes . . Author: Rosetta Edit this entry

39 Comments

  1. Comment by wiserbud on January 11, 2008 8:45 am

    Beauty? Wow, we’re really stretching the definition of that word here, aren’t we?

    She looks like a bad version of the mother from That ’70s show, except with mutant size boobs.

    Nice job. You never fail to live up the high standards that you have set for yourself.

  2. Comment by pajama momma on January 11, 2008 8:45 am

    Blue Footed Booby

    What’s my prize?

  3. Comment by Rosetta on January 11, 2008 8:53 am

    Blue Footed Booby

    Nice work! How did you get that?

    Actually I think it’s spelled boobie but you still get credit.

    The prize is, you give me three of your most favorite things and I will choose one and do a kick ass post about it.

    But seriously, how did you figure that out so quickly?

  4. Comment by Rosetta on January 11, 2008 8:56 am

    Beauty? Wow, we’re really stretching the definition of that word here, aren’t we?

    Meh. I was feeling generous. But she is pretty good looking in an eastern European way. If you liked chicks you would know what I’m talkking about.

  5. Comment by pajama momma on January 11, 2008 8:57 am

    Nope, it’s booby

    But seriously, how did you figure that out so quickly?

    Ancient Chinese secret called the internet.

  6. Comment by pajama momma on January 11, 2008 9:03 am

    The prize is, you give me three of your most favorite things and I will choose one and do a kick ass post about it.

    Ok, here goes

    1. Me
    2. Myself
    3. I

    if not that then,

    1. movies must be comedies
    2. music
    3. oh and me

  7. Comment by Rosetta on January 11, 2008 9:08 am

    Nope, it’s booby. But seriously, how did you figure that out so quickly? Ancient Chinese secret called the internet.

    I guess one is called “booby” and multiple are “boobies”. Whatever.

    I want to know how you were able to find that answer with only the picture. Did the Galapagos in the picture title help you search?

  8. Comment by pajama momma on January 11, 2008 9:12 am

    I typed in blue footed bird.

    And you’re starting to repeat BBF models. Are there no other large chested women in the entire world?

  9. Comment by Rosetta on January 11, 2008 9:20 am

    I typed in blue footed bird.

    I call bullshit on that explanation.

    And you’re starting to repeat BBF models.

    That’s rare but you are correct. I figure as long as there is a few months in between pics of the same chick then that’s okay. And no there aren’t all that many large chested women that meet the strict qualifications of BBF.

  10. Comment by pajama momma on January 11, 2008 9:22 am

    I call bullshit on that explanation.

    type blue footed bird into google search and see what comes up.

    http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4GGIH_enUS244US244&q=blue+footed+bird

  11. Comment by Dave in Texas on January 11, 2008 9:27 am

    WTF? Is she a Chernobyl victim?

  12. Comment by wiserbud on January 11, 2008 9:35 am

    WTF? Is she a Chernobyl victim?

    Nah, she’s just fat.

  13. Comment by pajama momma on January 11, 2008 9:40 am

    I would think her W.C. Field’s nose would be a big turn off for most men, but hey what do I know?

    Guess that means she’s a bagger, right?

  14. Comment by sohos on January 11, 2008 9:53 am

    Mine are bigger

  15. Comment by wiserbud on January 11, 2008 9:53 am

    I would think her W.C. Field’s nose would be a big turn off for most men,

    Well, that and the fact that she’s sporting a couple of huge deformed tumors on her chest.

  16. Comment by wiserbud on January 11, 2008 10:08 am

    ***writes out this week’s check for $1.13 to sohos.

  17. Comment by Rosetta on January 11, 2008 10:51 am

    I wish sohos was a Hostage instead of wiserbud.

  18. Comment by cranky on January 11, 2008 10:52 am

    Just curious sohos, but how do you manage to walk upright? ‘Cause I’m thinking they photoshopped out the wires to the crane that is holding this Eastern European beauty upright.

    PJM, a potato bread recipe is over yonder.

  19. Comment by wiserbud on January 11, 2008 10:58 am

    I wish sohos was a Hostage instead of wiserbud.

    I sincerely doubt you are the only one.

  20. Comment by wiserbud on January 11, 2008 11:01 am

    any bets on how long that cake lasted in the BBF’s hands after they turned out the lights?

  21. Comment by pajama momma on January 11, 2008 11:28 am

    any bets on how long that cake lasted in the BBF’s hands after they turned out the lights?

    They had to finally had to use a fake cake after she ate the third one. Between replacing them and then the subsequent wardrobe changes, it was just taking way too much time.

  22. Comment by sohos on January 11, 2008 12:08 pm

    Just curious sohos, but how do you manage to walk upright?

    I don’t I am laid up in the bed with my lap top and have everyone bring stuff to me.

  23. Comment by pajama momma on January 11, 2008 12:14 pm

    I don’t I am laid up in the bed with my lap top and have everyone bring stuff to me.

    HAHAHAHAHA! It’s a curse I’m sure.

  24. Comment by cranky on January 11, 2008 8:27 pm

    Yay! The girls are back.

  25. Comment by wiserbud on January 11, 2008 10:29 pm

    worst. bbf. ever.

  26. Comment by alone&14 on January 11, 2008 10:33 pm

    ooh! Wiserbud I am so glad ur here.

  27. Comment by alone&14 on January 11, 2008 10:38 pm

    my mom’s are bigger.

  28. Comment by wiserbud on January 11, 2008 10:58 pm

    my mom’s are bigger.

    Prove it.

  29. Comment by marchand chronicles on January 12, 2008 1:42 am

    Ugh.

    Yuck.

    Disgusting.

    Where’s the Atkins-friendly pics of the chicks with huge knockers?

  30. Comment by marchand chronicles on January 12, 2008 1:53 am

    P.S., lest anyone think I’m some knuckle-dragging masturbating tit-hound, Ms. Velba is quite obviously portraying a scene from Alice In Wonderland.

    Okay, there’s my smartness for the day. Now more of her boobies plz.

  31. Comment by Rosetta on January 12, 2008 10:47 am

    Who let all these new people in?

    We’re supposed to be trying to get rid our current readers, not attracting new ones.

    Idiots.

  32. Comment by marchand chronicles on January 12, 2008 1:05 pm

    Sorry. I came here from Ace’s. I didn’t know there was a rule confining morons to only one blog.

  33. Comment by Rosetta on January 12, 2008 1:37 pm

    Hahaha. I was only kidding. Morons are welcome. Morons and retards.

  34. Comment by PattyAnn on January 12, 2008 2:04 pm

    Morons and retards rosettas.

  35. Comment by PattyAnn on January 12, 2008 2:05 pm

    dammit, why does my strikeout never work?

  36. Comment by Rosetta on January 12, 2008 2:24 pm

    Hahahaha. That’s what you get for picking on me!

  37. Comment by alone&14 on January 12, 2008 4:36 pm

    Prove it.

    she’s pretty.
    http://theshapeofamother.com/2007/12/pandy.php

  38. Comment by Loose Chili on January 12, 2008 11:47 pm

    CHUBBY WUBBY WAS A TUBBY

    DID THE DEED ON TOP OF HUBBY

    BROKE HIS HIP

    THEN MADE A TRIP

    TO THE FRIDGE

    TO FEED HER TUMMY

  39. Comment by Rosetta on January 13, 2008 11:56 am

    CHUBBY WUBBY WAS A TUBBY

    DID THE DEED ON TOP OF HUBBY

    BROKE HIS HIP

    THEN MADE A TRIP

    TO THE FRIDGE

    TO FEED HER TUMMY

    + 500 points