BBF December 21, 2007

Big Boob (and everything else) Friday

Big boobs and Fridays obviously go together but big boobs and Christmas? That is nirvana.

Important announcement: BBF has hired SoHoS as an intern to offer her insights in the comments each Friday. Welcome SoHoS. Please try to keep your crack in your pants. If you can.

BBF is committed to the glorious bounty of nature, not the man-made goo from Dow Chemical. Having said that, this video is pretty funny.

 

Uh…why are there twig and berries near the end of that video? I didn’t get that. Well, wiserbud will like it. Merry Christmas buddy!

I’ve been saving this pic especially for today. This obviously intelligent woman is from England and it looks as if she may enjoy some extra fish and chips along with her pint of Guiness. BBF approves. No skinny chicks.

If Santa was cool you would find your model for today, December 21, 2007, Kerry Marie, under your tree.

kerry xmas

NOTE: Please keep my Christmas gifts under $1,500 each.

I wish you all the safest travels, the merriest Christmas, the happiest New Year and the biggest boobs.

Have an EXCELLENT weekend everybody.

December 21, 2007
Categories: Ambrosia, Christmas cheer, Finally!, boobs, booze, friends, lesbians, man-lesbians, sweet tunes . . Author: Rosetta Edit this entry

31 Comments

  1. Comment by bmac on December 21, 2007 11:37 am

    Excellent BBF Rosetta, you’re back in form!

    Merry Christmas Hostages, I hope you all have a great one!

  2. Comment by wiserbud on December 21, 2007 11:47 am

    So, no one’s going to comment on Santa being an honorary Hostage?

    Nice one, Rosetta. Good to see you don’t discriminate against the hefty chicks. It’s all about the boobs on BBF, huh?

    Who’s next, Rosanne Barr? Maybe some Leonard Nimoy pics?

    Dude….standards? Keep this up and we will strip you of your BBF rights

  3. Comment by Rosetta on December 21, 2007 12:07 pm

    I like Santa and the reindeer being Hostages.

    *puts wiserbud’s Crayon picture of Santa on fridge*

    And BBF supports chicks in the sweet spot between skinny and chub.

  4. Comment by wiserbud on December 21, 2007 12:09 pm

    *puts wiserbud’s Crayon picture of Santa on fridge*

    YAYYYYYYY!!!!! {clap, clap, clap, clap, clap}

    *proceeds to run around the kitchen like a moron until he hits the refrigerator and falls over unconscious…

  5. Comment by Rosetta on December 21, 2007 12:14 pm

    Hey Corky,

    Did you watch the video? What’s with the cock and balls at the end? I honestly don’t get it. And the calendar of Area 51?

    Looks like I picked the wrong Christmas to stop huffing jenkem.

  6. Comment by Rosetta on December 21, 2007 12:22 pm

    Regarding the header photo…I would have expected Santa to be a chubby chaser.

  7. Comment by wiserbud on December 21, 2007 12:22 pm

    hey, once you start dealing in anime soft core porn, you really shouldn’t ask any questions.

  8. Comment by Rosetta on December 21, 2007 12:24 pm

    Eh you’re probably right.

  9. Comment by wiserbud on December 21, 2007 1:03 pm

    good enough for me!

    sohos, the official Hostages BBF girl!

  10. Comment by Rosetta on December 21, 2007 1:33 pm

    sohos,

    Your job duties as BBF intern also require that you make the following comment every BBF:

    “Mine are bigger”

    It doesn’t matter if that’s true every week or not but that comment kicks ass.

    NICE JOB!!

    +36D points

  11. Comment by sohos on December 21, 2007 1:41 pm

    OOOOOOPS Mine are bigger!

  12. Comment by Rosetta on December 21, 2007 2:35 pm

    Sweet.

  13. Comment by lauraw on December 23, 2007 10:30 am

    Ecchh. I usually keep my criticism of your women to myself, but Rosetta, WTF?

    Yeah, when a gal has a big beer belly and a foot-wide muff, it would be difficult for her to not have huge knockers too.

    I don’t believe you guys sometimes. That’s some nasty ‘model.’ What does she model? Dumptrucks?

    And her facial expression isn’t sexy…looks like she’s about to say ‘chocolate covered chicken.’

    Seriously, man. You’re perilously close to rag-on-a-stick territory here.

    Ahhhh feel so much better.
    Think I’ll go kick a puppy.

  14. Comment by Rosetta on December 23, 2007 10:57 am

    ME-OW!!!

    lauraw, even though you have malformed, nippleless breasts that are smaller than your tesiticles, that’s no reason to hate on Kerry Marie.

    *slaps hump with chocolate covered chicken leg*

  15. Comment by pajama momma on December 23, 2007 11:58 am

    Because it’s the Christmas season and I’m feeling magnanimous I’m going to defend his choice of models and say fortunately, there’s someone for everyone.

    I mean after all Rosetta got someone to marry him, right?

    However, And her facial expression isn’t sexy…looks like she’s about to say ‘chocolate covered chicken.’ is funny as hell.

  16. Comment by lauraw on December 23, 2007 12:35 pm

    That corset is straining like….look, just be careful when trying to undress her.

    You know how when you open a tube of Pillsbury crescent rolls, you apply a little pressure to the seam and the tube EXPLODES open?

    Like that, but bigger. You should use eye protection and long-handled tongs and stand way back.

  17. Comment by pajama momma on December 23, 2007 12:48 pm

    Curse you Lauraw!
    You made me laugh so hard I snorted 5 bags of Cheetos, 4 chocolate covered almonds, 3 candy canes, two roast beef sandwiches and a partridge in a pear tree up my nose.

  18. Comment by lauraw on December 23, 2007 1:45 pm

    Sorry hon.

    :D

  19. Comment by geoff on December 24, 2007 1:26 pm

    fortunately, there’s someone for everyone.

    I think there’s enough for everyone to have seconds.

  20. Comment by Kerry Marie on December 24, 2007 1:33 pm

    …you gonna eat that?

  21. Comment by wiserbud on December 24, 2007 1:39 pm

    …you gonna eat that?

    Oh, man, I’m crying here. That was the funniest thing I’ve read in 6 months.

  22. Comment by wiserbud on December 24, 2007 1:42 pm

    Kerry Marie: Will undress and look stupid for food.

  23. Comment by lauraw on December 24, 2007 2:56 pm

    Looks like there’s something on her left shoulder, under the cape. What is that?

  24. Comment by pajama momma on December 24, 2007 3:26 pm

    Looks like there’s something on her left shoulder, under the cape. What is that?

    Mini fridge?

  25. Comment by lauraw on December 25, 2007 8:49 am

    Meatloaf?

  26. Comment by Rosetta on December 25, 2007 8:55 am

    Merry Christmas, lauraw.

    I hope Santa slaps your fat hump with a rolled up copy of Juggs.

  27. Comment by lauraw on December 25, 2007 10:00 am

    Merry Christmas Rosetta. Santa doesn’t visit my house anymore since I carpeted the roof with concertina wire, but I hope he was good to you today.

  28. Comment by Rosetta on December 25, 2007 4:36 pm

    lauraw,

    Santa probably stopped visiting your house when he found out you don’t like fat people.

    But I still like you.

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  30. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on December 12, 2008 12:27 pm

    You guys were talking about girl robots last night. How did you know?

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,465844,00.html