The weirdest stuff cracks me up. My sig-ot is used to my bizarreness and makes sure to steer me out of the way of unsuspecting people when we’re out and about and I’m feeling plucky.
Cubic Houses (Rotterdam, Netherlands) I recommend checking them out when you’re in the netherregion smoking dope with phat
I’ve seen this place a few times. I like the netherlands. The ppl are friendly, the beer is good, and hookers.
July 31, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, foreskin, Genital Itch, Learn some shit, mons of Marmota monax, new post, One Foot Muff, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, This is fucking bullshit, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Where's Cyn?, Where's MJ?, wisermeany, yo!, Your Welcome Hotspur, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 145 Comments
Man, it sure has sucked to be a leftie this last week or so. Outdone by Donny Two Scoops, the single biggest idiot ever to populate the White House (their words).
July 3, 2018
Categories: !RALGNAB, #H2, 9/11 Bush's fault, amazing post, As Little as Possible, bangin' your bud, Baseball, Blue Man Group, Bowel Prep, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, democrats, Generic Category Category, Good Stupid, I Love You Peeps, It's OK to be Ghey - or so teh Pope doth say, LEMON PARTY BISHES!!!, ManBearPig, mother fuckin' snakes under a mother fuckin' board, Music Classics, Pants Up, Don't Loot, Pink Floyd, Rule 34, Rumpus Room Rumba, Snake juice guzzler, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Vlatabadababadoodoo, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, Where's MJ?, Where's Thor?, Xanthan gum, You have some Junk in the Trump, You People Make Me Sick, You're a douchenozzle for playing the Rosetta card, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 140 Comments
Things mawr meaningful:
How about taking up knitting:
June 19, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 7 of 9 fucks not given, As Little as Possible, bangin' your bud, Bowel Prep, butt-pokey blues, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Cockfacefuckaloo, Compound W, conspiracy theory, coonskin cap, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, Dog Centric, Easter Pig, fat chicks, Follically challenged, foreskin, fucking genius, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Genital Itch, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Happy Birfday Wiser, Headless Whoresman, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Hosefuckers, Hostages Legal Aid, I am judging you, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, I'm not judging you, i'm zero indians, Jeebus, Just Another Fucking Category, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Lactation, lazy bastards anonymous, Le Luc Long, Learn some shit, Lumbago, Man-Lesbian, ManBearPig, Marez-ee-dotes, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Microvag, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, Muddle My Mint, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, new post needed ASAP!!!, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, North American Goat Love Association, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, playing Hide the Salmon, polishing turds, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, rape culture, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, robust hindquarters, Rub meat, Rumpus Room Rumba, shut your whore mouth, soakin' the ole T-bone, Someone needs a sandwich, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, stupid fucking hippies, the old ass-hair combover trick, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Tinfoil lingerie, TITS, Totally Nude, Trump's Fault, vagine, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany, yo!, you might be gay if you like this, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 196 Comments
So Marezeedotes organized a swim with a couple thousand of her closest beach buds.
June 12, 2018
Categories: One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, supersonic faggotronic, The Bear Is Loose . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 117 Comments
So —- Our little felt friend has been busy with chronicling his exploits: (NSFW)
May 22, 2018
Categories: It's OK to be Ghey - or so teh Pope doth say, Muppet Porn & You, soakin' the ole T-bone, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, supersonic faggotronic, swinging with friends, The More You Know, This is fucking bullshit, you might be gay if you like this, your mom loves felt love, Your Welcome Hotspur, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 177 Comments
Not sure why things like this:
fastenate me but they do. Amazing piece of engineering & still pounding it out after all these years.
I was sooo enthralled by the nail making process I had to commission – YEP – your mom to write a little ditty about it.
May 1, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, amazing post, bangin' your bud, Chicks dig a nice tool, foreskin, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Lactation, lazy bastards anonymous, Man-Lesbian, Marez-ee-dotes, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, pruritus ani, soakin' the ole T-bone, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 72 Comments
The pussy willows aren’t all pussy like yet, but the swamp maples are starting to bud. I also noticed what looks like the beginning of a bud forming on one of my lilac bushes. No squished wood chucks yet but the birds are getting kind of raucous and definitely flocking around out there, so I’d imagine new birds of a feather will be chirping in mere days –
March 27, 2018
Categories: bangin' your bud, flower power, Follically challenged, foreskin, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, I feel like chicken tonight., i'm zero indians, is there such a thing as bad bud? better axe the muppet, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Lactation, lazy bastards anonymous, Learn some shit, Marez-ee-dotes, mesadick, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Moist, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, new post needed ASAP!!!, nose nuggets, NOT another post by Pupster, Not Boobs, Oso made me do it!!!!, playing Hide the Salmon, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Rumpus Room Rumba, soakin' the ole T-bone, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Suck It., this post stinks, Tuesday, Where's Cyn?, your mom's flower, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 140 Comments
The robins and redwing black birds have been makin’ love noises out back for two weeks (+/-). Those little bastardos are gonna be hungry before all the snow leaves.
March 20, 2018
Categories: amazing post, Baseball, Bowel Prep, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Brown Snow, butt-pokey blues, california lesbian in love, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Death by Fishstick, Dr B wants to Spank you, Easter Pig, fishy, Follically challenged, foreskin, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, i'm zero indians, It must be true!, just another jimbroglio, lazy bastards anonymous, Like you know how to read., Marez-ee-dotes, mesadick, monkey love, needs more tartar sauce, new post needed ASAP!!!, Oso made me do it!!!!, playing Hide the Salmon, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, Rumpus Room Rumba, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, stupid fucking hippies, Suck It., the old ass-hair combover trick, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, your mom likes a slippery trout, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 44 Comments
So we’re 1 week (+/-) out from teh calendericacal spring and we have nothing but blue skies and butterflies in the forecast (hhe he heeeeeee).
We got enough snow overnight to be irritating enough to cause delays around the are. I checked out Mr. Weatherman and that punk says there’s at least two more weeks of cold weather – down into the teens; the robins and redwing blackbirds better have packed their electric underoos cuz baby it’s gonna be cold out for a little bit longer.
March 13, 2018
Categories: bacon wrapped booger, Birfday, Birthday Beat Down, Brown Snow, butt-pokey blues, Chief Grumpybutt, dicking bimbos, Follically challenged, foreskin, Genital Itch, Granny Clinton, Hot-n-tot's birthday beating, i'm zero indians, lazy bastards anonymous, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, motorboating done wrong, new post needed ASAP!!!, North American Goat Love Association, nose nuggets, NOT another post by Pupster, Poon In Ivy, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Suck It., this post stinks, Trump's Fault, weather blog, whatever, Where's Cyn?, Where's MJ?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, yo!, your mom has a robust rumpus room, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 154 Comments
HOLA!
February 20, 2018
Categories: FUCK YOU ICE, shut your whore mouth, skittles, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen . . Author: lumps . Comments: 136 Comments
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I’m guessing we have at least one dialysis center for every 3-5 mile radius.
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