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Your model for today was born February 10th, 1988 in Okinawa, Japan. She stands 5 foot even and measures 47 – 33 – 35 and 95 lbs. Please welcome back Miss Fuko Love AKA P-chan.

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July 17, 2020
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #Problematic, #Reboob, 4/10 Would Still Smash, BBF, Boobs, Death by Fishstick, Double or nothing, fat chicks, Hai Karate, Heavy Metal Thunder, It's Decorative Gourd Season Motherf*ckers, Knockers, Lesbians, macadamia, Man-Lesbian, meghan mccain fat, Moon Pie Smash, motorboating done wrong, Nice Melons, playing Hide the Salmon, Punk Rock, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Rosetta Likes This, She-Meat, Someone needs a sandwich, Strap On Anonymous, Suddenly Sumo, swinging with friends, those are some big boobs, TITS, Too Much Pressure, Totally Nude, Tube Steak Fever, TurtleFacePlant, who's turn is it to grope Cyn . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 139 Comments

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
Trying not to do re-runs today, despite the temptation.
First, the song, the one I was trying to think of earlier in the week.

Congressional candidate Madison Cawthorn of NC

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July 15, 2020
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Muddle My Mint, Say "What" Again, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 171 Comments

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
Today’s poat is going to fall into the “as little as possible” category. Really should have done this before the surgery.
Old song I heard on the radio.

Now for the hunks.
Classic Hugh Jackman.

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July 8, 2020
Categories: As Little as Possible, BANGLAR After Action Report!, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, lazy bastards anonymous, Muddle My Mint, Say "What" Again, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 214 Comments

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
New beginnings this weekend. Rocketboy and FDIL have been dating for 4.5 years, two of those years long distance. Mr. RFH and I could sympathize – I alternated work and school while we were dating. This song reminds me of those days of leaving here around 8 AM and getting to Mr. RFH around 4:30 PM. I made the trip often enough and stopped at the same gas station in Cleveland, TN that one employee recognized me (or my car, it was a weird car) and would have a large coffee with two sugars ready for me when I got out of the ladies room.

Now for the hunks. Ryan Reynolds welcome.

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June 10, 2020
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, bbq, beefcake, Beer, Booze, but not the good kind, Chocolate, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, It's Decorative Gourd Season Motherf*ckers, Luckiest Dog Alive, marriage, Muddle My Mint, Say "What" Again, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: BANGLAR WEDDING, wine . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 129 Comments

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
One of his big hits, but it doesn’t seem to get as much airplay as the others. RIP, Little Richard.

Now for the hunks.

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May 13, 2020
Categories: #Reboob, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Muddle My Mint, OWS Douchebags, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: stuck in the 80's . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 130 Comments

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
Current earworm, sort of A-ha meets Michael Jackson.

Let’s see some hunks.
Nice eyes.

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May 6, 2020
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, bacon, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Good Stupid, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Muddle My Mint, Say "What" Again, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, Thor!, Your mom likes this . Tags: stuck in the 80's . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 127 Comments

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
I’m really ready to be done with this quarantine crap.

The RFH family watched “Die Hard” because Mini-me hadn’t seen it. Inspired by this, I bring you this week’s Easter egg with a probably-NSFW warning, but dayum, honey, John McClane would fly 2000 miles and kill terrorists for that.