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Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

 

Your model for today was born in Yamanashi, Japan on November 18th, 1997.  She stands 4′ 11″ and measures 39 – 24 – 34 and not many pounds.  Please line up to greet Miss Chika Yuuki .

 

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March 6, 2020
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, ann coulter, BBF, Boobs, Dang. I mean...dang., Hai Karate, Nice Melons, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Shark Week, Suddenly Sumo, those are some big boobs, TITS, Too Much Pressure, TurtleFacePlant . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 142 Comments

Magnificent Moral Morale

Of course those words make no sense together. I began with the idea of showing some morale patches and then needed a title. After contemplating how close morale was to moral and wondering if there was any correlation between the two words I had a headache. So I poured more coffee. Then I realized I was one letter away from a MMM post of my own. And since we all love a good MMM I ran with it.

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May 2, 2019
Categories: # Hashtag, #H2, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, Balls, BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, Boobs, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, california lesbian in love, Emily's Dull Affect, Finely Freckled, fishy, foreskin, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Happy B-Day Michael, I Will Kick Your Ass, is there such a thing as bad head, It's OK to be Ghey - or so teh Pope doth say, just another jimbroglio, Marathon not a sprint, Marez-ee-dotes, motorboating done wrong, Muppet Porn & You, O, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, People Was Educated, POON!, Pre-Law, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, rhymes with "your mom", Snake juice guzzler, Ten Gallon, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad, Those Who Serve, Uniform, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, You have some Junk in the Trump . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 103 Comments

What Were We Thinking?

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April 18, 2019
Categories: pruritus ani, Pull My Finger Dammit!, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Sandra Fluke, show me your tits, Sure Why Not, The Bear Is Loose, This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts, Totally Nude, vagine, Vlatabadababadoodoo, Xanthan gum, You People Make Me Sick, your mom's cooter, zero fucks . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 200 Comments

Beasts

All kinds of fantastic animals

1.2 billion views….  no idea who that is.

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April 9, 2019
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, BANGLAR COFFEE, Breitbart, Cash for Crunkers, CRUNK JUICE!!!, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, goatse, I Will Kick Your Ass, Learn some shit, milestones, North American Goat Love Association, paris hilton whore, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, skittles, taste the rainbow, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Wipe your Cobarruvias!, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 133 Comments

Crazy Money

So one of our fellow Hostages hit it big in the lottery. Yes, Troy won big. So did Uncle Sam who appreciates all the tax money to feed the machine. Always fun to imagine what you would do if you won the lottery. For me, part of the enjoyment of buying a lottery ticket, is daydreaming about what you’d do with all that money. Everyone says they will not change but secretly know they will. Here’s a few ideas of what to do with all that mad money.

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January 24, 2019
Categories: #H2, barely passable trannies, CHAD, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Luckiest Dog Alive, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, Pure Genius, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, soakin' the ole T-bone, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 137 Comments

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Hello commuters, and welcome to Big Bombus Friday.

 

bombous (bom’bus)— adj. convex; spherical.

 

 

 

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Stop asking me why I won’t take the things you give me
I’m not gonna smile
When you shake my hand an tell me you’re not happy with me

Your model for today was born November 6th, 1990 in Pompei, Napoli, Italy.  She stands 5′ 5″, 34-24-36 and 110 lbs.  Please freshen your breath and say buongiorno to Miss Valentina Nappi!

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October 26, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 10/10 Would Smash, asshole, Balls, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Belly Button Micro Penis, Boobs, Brut, Canine, CHAD, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, ember shoes, fire in the hole, fucking genius, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, Hambone, Hulk Smash, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, just the D…, Kenya, Kinky Afro, Knockers, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, playing Hide the Salmon, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 140 Comments

Ode To The Ham Sandwich

As we have often heard and most people know (mainly from the TV genre known as “police procedurals“), a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich. Fewer people know WTH a grand jury is much less what indict means. Where we all can find common ground is in the ham sandwich. Let’s meet the players

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Shout out to Lithuanian Dark Rye Bread! Zajabis!

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October 25, 2018
Categories: Cheese Log Guzzler, Cheez Wiz, groomin' your shroom, Hambone, Oprah's Slut Club, peanuts and corn the night before, Pure Genius, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, Snake juice guzzler, Space pens, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, You're a TOTAL douche, zero fucks . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 166 Comments

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Hello children, and welcome to Big Bibacious Friday.

 

bibacious (bɪˈbeɪʃəs) adjective  – tending to drink in excess

 

 

Your model for today was born in Surrey, England May 16th, 1989.  She stands 5′ 4″, 36F-26-36 and 110 lbs.  Please race me to welcome Miss Brook Little!

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October 12, 2018
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, alcohol, BBF, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Boobs, Booze, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, dicking bimbos, Drinking heavily, i'm zero indians, Juice, Knockers, Leave Poland Alone, Lesbians, Merry Christmas, mesadick, misogyny, Nice Melons, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Rosetta Likes This, slut, Strap On Anonymous, Tastes Less Like Regular, those are some big boobs, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Tube Steak Fever, weiner, What the Fuck, Jenny?, whatever, whiskey . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 120 Comments

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Hello front camera switchers, and welcome to Big Balaniferous Friday.

balaniferous: Bearing or producing acorns.

 

 

Your model for today was born October 10th, 1988 in Portugal, she stands 5′ 3″ , measures 39-23-34 and 120 lbs.  Please use self-discipline and say hello to Miss Sofia Takigawa!

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October 5, 2018
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, asshole, BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, Cheese Log Guzzler, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, Don't Talk Shit About Total, Easter Pig, fishy, foreskin, Glitter Shit, Hai Karate, Hot Diggity Dog, Knockers, macadamia, meatdickbreath, monkey love, Moon Pie Smash, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, One Foot Muff, oxycontin, paris hilton whore, Poon In Ivy, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Rule 34, Shark Week, Strap On Anonymous, Suck It., Sure Why Not, swinging with friends, Tastes More Like Regular, This is fucking bullshit . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 167 Comments

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Hello front and back holes, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

Your model was born in Durham, Florida on March 5th, 1995.  She stands 5’3″, 34D-22-32 and 108 lbs.  Please play along and welcome Miss Nina North.

 

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September 7, 2018
Categories: #Problematic, 4/10 Would Still Smash, BANGLAR!, BBF, Boobs, Brut, Bunker Pants!, butt-pokey blues, california lesbian in love, Cults, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, duck face, ducks are people too, ember shoes, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fire in the hole, fishy, Good Stupid, Hulk Smash, Jayson Blair, Knockers, mardi gras groping, meatdickbreath, meghan mccain fat, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, Nate Silver, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Richard Butt RIP, Sandra Fluke, slut, Someone needs a sandwich . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 143 Comments

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