The weekend was a bust for fishing. Saturday was the first time I tried to do a little trout fishing in the area I now live. Lots of water, but it’s mainly mud-bottom stuff that non-salmonids do well in but the cold water fish don’t.
The weekend was a bust for fishing. Saturday was the first time I tried to do a little trout fishing in the area I now live. Lots of water, but it’s mainly mud-bottom stuff that non-salmonids do well in but the cold water fish don’t.
April 17, 2018
Categories: amazing post, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, butt-pokey blues, Chubs, Death by Fishstick, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fishy, Follically challenged, foreskin, Genital Itch, Hosefuckers, i'm zero indians, is there such a thing as bad head, Jesus Freak, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Marez-ee-dotes, Moist, monkey love, needs more tartar sauce, new post needed ASAP!!!, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, NOT another post by Pupster, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, playing Hide the Salmon, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, Rub meat, Shark Week, soakin' the ole T-bone, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, your mom is a fish monger, your mom likes a slippery trout, Your mom likes this, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 119 Comments
So the big day haz finally arrived.
Mood Music
April 3, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, amazing post, American Hero, asshat anonymous, Bowel Prep, butt-pokey blues, california lesbian in love, Chicks dig a nice tool, crisp bills, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fire in the hole, Genital Itch, is there such a thing as bad head, just the D…, Lesbians, Literature, Moist, motorboating done wrong, needs more tartar sauce, new post needed ASAP!!!, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, NOT another post by Pupster, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, playing Hide the Salmon, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, riding the cock carousel, robust hindquarters, Rub meat, Rumpus Room Rumba, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, soakin' the ole T-bone, Suck It., vagine, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 174 Comments
It’s here, the biggest storm ever! Hopefully everyone has their French toast supplies, blankets and extra D cell batteries. Kind of depressing to start seeing most of the lawn to only have it covered up by snow again. “In like a lion, out like a lamb”, right? Or is that “In and out, like your mom”? Like many of you guys I watched “Logan Lucky” on Amazon Prime. Two thumbs up, would watch again. I liked this song from the soundtrack
March 8, 2018
Categories: Pure Genius . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 208 Comments
First a bit of motivational music- this is a real toe tapper.
Let’s see who I have in my binders of women.
The woman on the left is doing a chest to bar, which … bad-ass.
This looks pretty hard-core too, but I don’t want to try it.
The dreaded wall balls. I hates them.
Kettlebells are good.
The way I feel after most workouts.
See? Kettlebells are hard. This is kettlebell girl.
Are you motivated? I am.
/side note – I’m happy to see that “beer tree farm” has made it to our categories. Well played.
Closing song:
Update: I can’t believe I didn’t include this!
March 5, 2018
Categories: !RALGNAB, # Hashtag, #Championshiplevelboobs, Baconwrappedboobbeer, bad trip, beefcake, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Blankie, Boobs, Brazil, Chocolate, Chubs, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Floyd, Follically challenged, Granny Clinton, Grippe, Hosefuckers, Jesus Freak, Joke thread, Man, monkey love, One Foot Muff, Pure Genius, rape culture, Say "What" Again, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Car in . Comments: 179 Comments
Marmota monax – a pig by any other name is still your mom.
aka: woodchuck, whistle-pig, or land-beaver (heh)
How many names does she have, one might ask.
So, it’s almost time for the best non-holiday holiday of the year. We’ve been cooped up in our wintry nests long enough that it seems reasonable for us to rely on a rodent to scry our future – whatevs; the little beast prolly can’t be any worse at it than the local weather man/woman/person/Akava’ine/ Bakla/Bissu/ Calabai/Fa’afafine/ Fakaleiti/ Hijra/ Kathoey/ Khanith/ Koekchuch/ Māhū Maknyah/ Mukhannathun/ Muxe/ Sworn virgin/ Takatāpui/ Travesti/ Two-Spirit/ Winkte…. you get the point.
January 30, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, amazing post, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Beaver Button, Brown Snow, butt-pokey blues, dig deep the gathering gloom, fire in the hole, Follically challenged, foreskin, gardenblogging, Genital Itch, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Holidays, hopey changey shit, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, i'm zero indians, is there such a thing as bad head, Just Another Fucking Category, Learn some shit, Lesbians, Marez-ee-dotes, mesadick, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, new post needed ASAP!!!, Oso made me do it!!!!, pelvic thrust, pets, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, Snake juice guzzler, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, stupid fucking hippies, swinging with friends, the old ass-hair combover trick, Things that really matter, this post stinks, Tuesday, wisermeany, you might be gay if you like this, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 245 Comments
So yeah, I believed MJ would follow through when I asked for baby pictures.
January 13, 2018
Categories: And Now Another Poat by Pupster, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, Not yo baby, Pure Genius, Really, shut your whore mouth, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit . Tags: Pylon Python . Author: Pupster . Comments: 131 Comments
How many rimshots has your favorite startrek actor taken in the past month – round to the nearest gross.
How much time do you peeps that are gainfully employed waste any given week –
Get out there and skew the Productivity numbers… it’ll give Geoff an opportunity to edify us with some economy numbers.
this should help you burn a few minutes of your life –
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/rimshot/
https://ninjakiwi.com/Games/Bloons-Games/Play/Bloons.html
https://www.thebalance.com/top-time-wasters-1358000 Continue reading →
November 14, 2017
Categories: amazing post, American Hero, As Little as Possible, bad trip, Barack Obama, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, cow snot, Double or nothing, foreskin, fucking genius, Generic Category Category, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, I'm not judging you, Just Another Fucking Category, Kinky Afro, lazy bastards anonymous, Learn some shit, Like you know how to read., Marez-ee-dotes, Moist, new post needed ASAP!!!, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, Not Boobs, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, rhymes with "your mom", starfish, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, whatever, Where's Cyn?, wisermeany, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 159 Comments
November 4, 2017
Categories: And Now Another Poat by Pupster, duck face, Easter Pig, FUCK YOU ICE, I'm gonna need new batteries, NOT another post by Pupster, Pure Genius, robust hindquarters, TurtleFacePlant, unintended consequences . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 205 Comments
I’ve got a friend (of sorts) who purports to be a Messican and is always whining about racism, the plight of the boarder jumpers and welfare scammers blah, blah, blah –
I’ve tried to learn him a few things, economics, race designation, etc – no bueno. So now I just work on irritating him as much as I can. I start and end conversations with him by calling him my southern caucasian brother.
October 10, 2017
Categories: asshat anonymous, asshole, bacon wrapped booger, Beriberi, Brian Williams, cow snot, Douche-bagger, foreskin, General Bitching, Genital Itch, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, hopey changey shit, i'm zero indians, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, It must be true!, lazy bastards anonymous, libtards, Like you know how to read., mesadick, Moist, new post needed ASAP!!!, North American Goat Love Association, nose nuggets, NOT another post by Pupster, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, Pants Up, Don't Loot, people make me sick, Politics, Pure Genius, racist, rape culture, right wing rethuglican, stupid fucking hippies, The Bear Is Loose, Where's Cyn?, Whiny little twerp, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 205 Comments
Ahrite you lazy bitches/bitchettes –
get up!
When you hear “Snake Juice” what comes (heh) to mind … ?
No – N0 – NOO!
September 24, 2017
Categories: As Little as Possible, braunschweiger, Caffeine, Cash for Crunkers, Chicks dig a nice tool, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Don't Make Me Kill You, fat chicks, foreskin, Fourth Grade, Genital Itch, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Hosefuckers, i'm zero indians, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Juice, Knockers, meghan mccain fat, Moist, mother fuckin' snakes under a mother fuckin' board, Muddle My Mint, oy!!, Peace Through Douche, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, rhymes with "your mom", Rub meat, shut your whore mouth, Snake, Snake Juice, Suck It., Tincture of iodine, Where's Cyn?, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 141 Comments
December 3, 2020
I’m guessing we have at least one dialysis center for every 3-5 mile radius.