Because we need a new poat, and this made me laugh.
So….Senator Diaz-Whatever thinks the immigration reform will pass soon because he’s been shopping it around Capitol Hill and everyone has a real case of the smiley-likes over it.
STATUS—-DOA. This is bullshit of the highest level. There is no way that it will go through and quite frankly, the only reason anyone is making any noise about it at all is because there is giant wave of pain coming in the midterms. After that, Boehner will never get enough squishes to vote with DemocRats on immigration reform. It’s now or never so they’re playing the ‘inevitable’ game. Continue reading
Your model for today was born in Columbia, South Carolina on January 23rd, 1992. At 5’1″ and 105 pounds, she measures 32-27-35 and wears a sporty GG cup which I’m guessing stands for great god almighty look at those things. Please stop gerrymandering your district long enough to welcome Miss Tessa Fowler!
Hello , and welcome to another addition of Big Boob Friday. I had a birthday this week, but I spent it on the road on a business trip. I’m being wined and dined on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday by friends and family, so I’m the luckiest man in the world and my life is awesome.
Your model for today’s name seemed really familiar, although a search of H2 did not yield any results. She was born on January 30th, 1986 in Trier, Germany. Her measurements are listed as 43-24-35, she stands 5′ 6″ tall and weighs 120 lbs. Her bra size is JJ. I swear it is true.
You’ll accept minimal content…
You’ll get selfies.
And really, isn’t this the story of Obama?
So, I managed to hack a few Hostage cell phones. Let’s take a peek, shall we?
Let’s go the safe route and travel through time to remember the actors playing James Bond. A tuxedo and a gun are sexier than shirtless cowboys anyway, amiright?
Bonus gif…get a haircut Hank!
Your model for the day was born in Ashland, Kentucky on August 31st, 1991. This of course puts her over the legal limit to grace these hollowed pages, but may raise the ire of a few of our more delicately constructed Hostages. Fear not, I have it on good authority that she is a good person, has a heart of gold, and all the proceeds from her tasteful naked pictures are donated to worthy causes.