Almost Perfect

A little hard to make out, but there are scantily clad cheerleaders in this photo! Can you be the first one to tell me how many and for what team?

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I can’t believe nobody made a special birfday poat for Hospurt (I totally can believe it)


 
Oh, and…
 
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Chive Sunday

Because we need a new poat, and this made me laugh.

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Big Boob Friday

Hello, and welcome to another addition of Big Boob Friday.

Redheads, boobs, and girls in glasses make me happy happy happy . Sometimes music does, too.

 

If I could be serious for a moment, I want you guys to know that driving the boob bus on Fridays is the best job ever.

Your model for today was born in Columbia, South Carolina on January 23rd, 1992. At 5’1″ and 105 pounds, she measures 32-27-35 and wears a sporty GG cup which I’m guessing stands for great god almighty look at those things. Please stop gerrymandering your district long enough to welcome Miss Tessa Fowler!

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Big Good Boob Friday

Hello , and welcome to another addition of Big Boob Friday. I had a birthday this week, but I spent it on the road on a business trip. I’m being wined and dined on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday by friends and family, so I’m the luckiest man in the world and my life is awesome.

Now, music!

 

I apologize for the lack of content, but I hope to make it up to you with ridiculously sized boobs.

Your model for today’s name seemed really familiar, although a search of H2 did not yield any results. She was born on January 30th, 1986 in Trier, Germany. Her measurements are listed as 43-24-35, she stands 5′ 6″ tall and weighs 120 lbs. Her bra size is JJ. I swear it is true.

Please leave the darn Jews alone long enough to welcome Miss Jordan Carver!

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You wanted a poat…

You’ll accept minimal content…

You’ll get selfies.

And really, isn’t this the story of Obama?

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So, I managed to hack a few Hostage cell phones. Let’s take a peek, shall we?

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