Hello, and welcome to another addition of Big Boob Friday.
Redheads, boobs, and girls in glasses make me happy happy happy . Sometimes music does, too.
If I could be serious for a moment, I want you guys to know that driving the boob bus on Fridays is the best job ever.
Your model for today was born in Columbia, South Carolina on January 23rd, 1992. At 5’1″ and 105 pounds, she measures 32-27-35 and wears a sporty GG cup which I’m guessing stands for great god almighty look at those things. Please stop gerrymandering your district long enough to welcome Miss Tessa Fowler!
Hello , and welcome to another addition of Big Boob Friday. I had a birthday this week, but I spent it on the road on a business trip. I’m being wined and dined on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday by friends and family, so I’m the luckiest man in the world and my life is awesome.
I apologize for the lack of content, but I hope to make it up to you with ridiculously sized boobs.
Your model for today’s name seemed really familiar, although a search of H2 did not yield any results. She was born on January 30th, 1986 in Trier, Germany. Her measurements are listed as 43-24-35, she stands 5′ 6″ tall and weighs 120 lbs. Her bra size is JJ. I swear it is true.
Please leave the darn Jews alone long enough to welcome Miss Jordan Carver!
You’ll accept minimal content…
You’ll get selfies.
And really, isn’t this the story of Obama?
So, I managed to hack a few Hostage cell phones. Let’s take a peek, shall we?
I was kidding when I said I would do this and I really don’t remember doing it in the past. This will be me in about 20 minutes:
Let’s go the safe route and travel through time to remember the actors playing James Bond. A tuxedo and a gun are sexier than shirtless cowboys anyway, amiright?
Greetings, and welcome to Big Boob Friday. I am your host for today, as is my wont.
Your musical selection for the day as per usual will open in another window, here.
Bonus gif…get a haircut Hank!
Your model for the day was born in Ashland, Kentucky on August 31st, 1991. This of course puts her over the legal limit to grace these hollowed pages, but may raise the ire of a few of our more delicately constructed Hostages. Fear not, I have it on good authority that she is a good person, has a heart of gold, and all the proceeds from her tasteful naked pictures are donated to worthy causes.
She stands 5’4″ at 110 lbs, and measures in at 34DD-24-35. Please stop recording your promos and liners to give a warm welcome to Leanna Decker!
It’s time!!!! The knockers are locked and loaded, the ripple is on ice, and the Jergens is laid out next to the tissues. For today’s installment of Titipalooza we’ll be featuring a model from the far off country of Checkland. She has an award winning smile, a PhD in aeronautical engineering, and once saved a baby rhino from being mauled by a Ted Cruz (SYWIDT?). She also has big fat sweater puppies, but honestly, it was her education that pushed her to the top of the BBF Titty Formulator Machine™. We prize a great mind here, don’t we? Please welcum Connie Iforgerherlastnameov!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Todays’ musical interlude is presented without comment because this song speaks for itself, assface.
This is the ‘short limo’. I assume this is Biden’s.
The larger one is called the ‘Beast’ and has to be driven up the ramp at a 45 degree angle due to the long wheel base.