Big Red Boob Head Friday

Greetings, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.  I am your host for today, as is my wont.

Your musical selection for the day as per usual will open in another window, here.

Bonus gif…get a haircut Hank!

Your model for the day was born in Ashland, Kentucky on August 31st, 1991.  This of course puts her over the legal limit to grace these hollowed pages, but may raise the ire of a few of our more delicately constructed Hostages.  Fear not, I have it on good authority that she is a good person, has a heart of gold, and all the proceeds from her tasteful naked pictures are donated to worthy causes.

She stands 5’4″ at 110 lbs, and measures in at 34DD-24-35.  Please stop recording your promos and liners to give a warm welcome to Leanna Decker!

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You’re welcome, America! Bask in my magnificence!


This is the ‘short limo’. I assume this is Biden’s.

The larger one is called the ‘Beast’ and has to be driven up the ramp at a 45 degree angle due to the long wheel base.

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Needs a Spanking

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Gone but never forgotten

The Chief is a Grandpa!!!!!

The world’s luckiest granddaughter was born this afternoon –

So the Chief is now a grandfather – time to update the makeup, old man:
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A fax machine is just a waffle iron with a phone on it

I saw this commercial the other day…

…and I thought to myself, “Self, doesn’t that look awfully familiar?” Continue reading


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