So, apparently a bunch of smelly foreigners and several of our less talented athletes have gathered down in some third-world hellhole for some bullshit soccer tournament called the World Cup. Which is so ridiculously backward and stupid that it doesn’t even include an actual, you know, cup.


Unlike the Stanley Cup, you can’t drink anything out of this piece of shit.

This completely boring and worthless spectacle rolls around every four years, accompanied by articles like this one about how we as Americans should love soccer. I’ll let Hank Hill explain why that’s bullshit:

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Twitter Tuesday


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Quickie MMM 99

I pretty much completely forgot last night. Passed out early and all that jazz.

Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice, Wonder Woman does a mobility WOD atop the Invisible Jet.
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