Nuance

By now, you’ve already seen this:
 

Happy Memorial Day weekend, everyone! pic.twitter.com/TMBSu187Pb

— The Democrats (@TheDemocrats) May 22, 2015

 
After a number of people pointed out that TFG getting photographed eating ice cream by Tiger Beat kind of isn’t, you know, what Memorial Day is all about, the Dems put up a couple of other tweets. They were a little more appropriate, but instead of, say, a photo of the gravestones at Arlington (admittedly, kind of hard to find), they had inspirational quotes from the Exalted Leader. Of course.
 
Anyway, I thought I’d sample a little bit of what some other political figures were up to on Twitchface this weekend….

Big Boob Friday™

Hey there paste eaters. Today’s BBF is brought to you by The H2 Brand Weed. Getting ripped since…huh? When did we start getting ripped? Whatevs. Let’s make a grilled cheese.

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I wrote this song after listening to The Doors, ‘This is the End.’ I either down tuned the guitar or decided that A flat and E are good chord progressions. Not sure. I’ll figure it out this afternoon when I should be working. It’s a pretty big rip off, but I know Car in will appreciate it.

Today’s model is a dirty fucking liar. After doing extensive research it appears that her hair color isn’t natural. The drapes don’t match the curtains, IYKWIMAITYD. I guess it’s possible to have a black landing strip and red hair. **applies for government grant**  Anyhoo, please stop shooting unarmed black 50 year old teenagers and welcome Lucy Collett!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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GrandpaWiser

80 years young! He still looks pretty good for a octogenarian, but I attribute that to his rigorous gardening and workout schedule, and a steady diet of mediocre tex-mex.

When are the fajitas coming? I’m hungry. It’s almost 4:30.

 

Funneh for a Saturday

I dusted these off from 2007 and 2008. Enjoy.

Big Boob Friday, Bishes

First, let’s start with a joke:

Follow me below the fold for your regularly scheduled pogrom…

MMM 164: Spring is almost here, right? RIGHT!?

Today’s MMM is brought to you by excellent retorts:

Here, have a gif.

MMM 160: Post-Superbowl Hangover Edition

Welcome to Monday.

As you read this, I’ll be out moving approximately 4 tons of snow the hard way. Well, the hard way would be barehanded, and I will be cheating by using a shovel.

Fortunately, I haven’t been working out at all lately, so this will probably kill me. At the very least I’m going to have to burn precious vacation time to take care of it. I’d wanted to do this today, of course, but the snow came 12 hours late. I spent an hour digging in the middle of the storm so Benny could go outside without swimming in it. It’s well over his head.

Stockings aren’t proper workout gear, but you knew that.

Election Day

Vote! And report any fraud.

Thank you, and have a good day.

Update- the view from my dining room window:

Tuesday Review…Boobs! Good or Awesome?

Car in came up with a great idea last week; the Tuesday post should be a review of some kind, related to something we’re interested in. Gardening, books, movies, music, or big ‘ol tittehs. For this week I’ve selected big ‘ol tittehs. Thanks Car in!!!!

There are small boobs, medium boobs, big boobs, and fake boobs. I won’t be reviewing fake boobs other to mention that if they look fake, you paid too much. If they look real, then we’d never know the difference, so good on you.

Small boobs: Totally fun. They look good without a bra and should be flaunted whenever possible.

L to R: MJ, Some Random Chick

TITS AND ASS

Nuff said.