5 weeks of this crap, now. One drug or another — sometimes several — every damn day. It will never end, I will never ever feel better, and I pray for an end to whatever seasonal hell created this. Early death or early Winter, I’m not picky.
Good morning, welcome to a hasty Monday poat.
Probably ‘shopped, so someone wants Kristin Kruek to have bigger legs. Or she has great legs and I didn’t know.
Hello , and welcome to another addition of Big Boob Friday. I had a birthday this week, but I spent it on the road on a business trip. I’m being wined and dined on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday by friends and family, so I’m the luckiest man in the world and my life is awesome.
I apologize for the lack of content, but I hope to make it up to you with ridiculously sized boobs.
Your model for today’s name seemed really familiar, although a search of H2 did not yield any results. She was born on January 30th, 1986 in Trier, Germany. Her measurements are listed as 43-24-35, she stands 5′ 6″ tall and weighs 120 lbs. Her bra size is JJ. I swear it is true.
Please leave the darn Jews alone long enough to welcome Miss Jordan Carver!
I just received an audit on my tax return for 2012 from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: “List all dependents?”
I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployed people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons;
Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate.”
1 useless President.
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO The Hell DID I MISS?
Good grief you people are a pain.
I’m looking at you Cyn.