Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born in St. Petersburg, Russian Federation on January 23rd, 1998. She stands 5′ 7″ and measures 34E – 24 – 37 and 114 lbs. Please check for lint and collude with Miss Mandy Dee AKA Anja Novotna / Aelita / Amelie / Busty / Charlene / Dasha C. / Dorothee Dionne / Janna / Lila / Mandi / Maria / Mika Bodana / Mika Boolana / Millie / Millis A. / Minka / Nataliya / Petia / Rusty / Sabina / Sophie / Stacy / Tracy Lyons.
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February 14, 2020
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 4/10 Would Still Smash, ann coulter, Balls, bangin' your bud, BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, BBF, Beaver Button, Big Stones, Boobs, cat blogging, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fire in the hole, fishy, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, Hot Diggity Dog, just the D…, Knockers, Leave Poland Alone, riding the cock carousel, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 147 Comments
Happy Valentines Day!
This is life in Iowa, Dec-Apr.
February 13, 2020
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, asshat anonymous, Barack Obama, Black helicopters, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, Button Nose, Catnaps, Chief Grumpybutt, CRUNK JUICE!!!, dicking bimbos, Easter Eggs, Fart! Fart! Don't be a Shart!, Foreignotica, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Hanks, Hitler, Huevos divorciados, I'm all out of bubble gum, It's OK to be Ghey - or so teh Pope doth say, Lactation, LOVE SALT!!!, mardi gras groping, mittelschmerz, Muddle My Mint, Nigeria, Old Spice, Pants Up, Don't Loot, police involvement, pruritus ani, riding the cock carousel, Scurvy, Sodium Chloride Fornication, Stroller, Tards, The Wire, transphobe, walnut, Whiny little twerp, Wisdom, You're a TOTAL douche, your mom's flower . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 126 Comments
Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born in Saint Petersburg, Russian Federation on September 11th, 1989. She stands 5′ 8″ and measures 38D–28–38 and 135 lbs. Please pop a cork and pour one out for Miss Anna Polina!
January 17, 2020
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, Ball de Cheese, barely passable trannies, BBF, Beaver Button, Belly Button Micro Penis, Boobs, Brazil, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chocolate, Death by Fishstick, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, Don't Make Me Kill You, duck face, ducks are people too, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Hitler, Hosefuckers, Hot Diggity Dog, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Knockers, Leave Poland Alone, Lesbians, Like you know how to read., Literature, Luckiest Dog Alive, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, mardi gras groping, mesadick, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, Muppet Porn & You, My Sharona, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, One Foot Muff, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Penis Sipper, riding the cock carousel, robust hindquarters, Russian Collusion, show me your tits, shut your whore mouth, slut, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad, those are some big boobs, TITS, Totally Nude, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 108 Comments
Well, Jimbro apparently is busy and he asked me yesterday if I could fill in today, and he SPECIFICALLY asked me to do a Tool post (I swear), and I figured … “What the heck? What do I have going on?” Then Pat ended up in the hospital. But I put my priorities in order, pulled up my big-cis-girl gender-conforming panties, and got to business.
What *is* Tool? I mean, besides an alt- prog-art-post metal band? This, according to Maynard:
“Tool is exactly what it sounds like: It’s a big dick. It’s a wrench. … we are … your tool; use us as a catalyst in your process of finding out whatever it is you need to find out, or whatever it is you’re trying to achieve.”
Although not their first album, their popularity started with this song:
November 7, 2019
Categories: # Hashtag, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 / 9 fucks given, BANGLAR!, barely passable trannies, BOOP!, Chubs, dicking bimbos, fucking genius, Hardware, I am judging you, I Love You Peeps, i'm zero indians, illuminati, LEMON PARTY BISHES!!!, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Car in . Comments: 132 Comments
Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born in Pennsylvania, USA on August 16th, 1995. She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 32 – 22 – 32 and 114 lbs. Please check your six and welcome Miss Lily Ivy!
August 23, 2019
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, American Hero, BBF, Boobs, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., dicking bimbos, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, Hai Karate, Hot Diggity Dog . Tags: rush limbaugh head of GOP oxycontin . Author: Pupster . Comments: 108 Comments
May 18, 2019
Categories: # Hashtag, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, dicking bimbos . Tags: Wiener Spotting . Author: Pupster . Comments: 156 Comments
We need a little … culture. It’s been lacking here since Mr Chumpo went into the Witness Protection Program. I like woodcuts so woodcuts.
February 7, 2019
Categories: #H2, Ball de Cheese, Barack Obama, CAIR, dicking bimbos, flick it good, Happy B-Day Michael, I did not stick a cigar in that chick's cootch, Lactation, Marathon not a sprint, mittelschmerz, mutha fuckin bootleg fireworks, peanuts and corn the night before, Richard Butt RIP, Sandra Fluke, Taint Pics of Osprey, Tinfoil lingerie, Turkey Taint, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 104 Comments
Hello, and welcome to Big Breviloquence Friday.
breviloquence – short-windedness; tendency towards brevity in speech
Your model for today was born on April 10th, 1987 in Belgrade, Serbia. She stands 5′ 10″, 36DD-24-38. Please strut around and say “Ви сте игралиште и ја сам осам година на одмору” to Miss Jenna Jenovich!
February 1, 2019
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, Baconwrappedboobbeer, BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, Canine, dicking bimbos, fire in the hole, fishy, flick it, flick it good . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 95 Comments
So one of our fellow Hostages hit it big in the lottery. Yes, Troy won big. So did Uncle Sam who appreciates all the tax money to feed the machine. Always fun to imagine what you would do if you won the lottery. For me, part of the enjoyment of buying a lottery ticket, is daydreaming about what you’d do with all that money. Everyone says they will not change but secretly know they will. Here’s a few ideas of what to do with all that mad money.
January 24, 2019
Categories: #H2, barely passable trannies, CHAD, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Luckiest Dog Alive, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, Pure Genius, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, soakin' the ole T-bone, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 137 Comments
Hello commuters, and welcome to Big Bombus Friday.
Stop asking me why I won’t take the things you give me
I’m not gonna smile
When you shake my hand an tell me you’re not happy with me
Your model for today was born November 6th, 1990 in Pompei, Napoli, Italy. She stands 5′ 5″, 34-24-36 and 110 lbs. Please freshen your breath and say buongiorno to Miss Valentina Nappi!
October 26, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 10/10 Would Smash, asshole, Balls, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Belly Button Micro Penis, Boobs, Brut, Canine, CHAD, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, ember shoes, fire in the hole, fucking genius, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, Hambone, Hulk Smash, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, just the D…, Kenya, Kinky Afro, Knockers, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, playing Hide the Salmon, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 140 Comments
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December 3, 2020
I’m guessing we have at least one dialysis center for every 3-5 mile radius.
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