It’s easier to review a movie that sucks balls because spoilers don’t matter since whoever wrote the review doesn’t want you to see it anyway.
This is a positive review so if you haven’t seen John Wick and you like action movies, guns and a lot of bad guys getting killed, rent John Wick and don’t read anymore because the rest of this review will spoil the shit out of it.
One of my buddies sent this to me. Good luck finding it on the innerwebtubes. I think it’s been embargoed because it’s so fucking awesome.
I’m not so sure I like Trump as our candidate but I fucking hate political correctness and I love the fact that the media and GOP establishment have giant elaborate sand castles up their vagina about him.
Fuck you political correctness, fuck you media and fuck you GOP establishment.
Have fun in your safe zones, liberals.
You know what I like? Macroaggressions.
Hahahaha! I mean, SEXIST!!
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The following was submitted to me by a commenter calling himself “Ice”.
Look at me in the sink, sitting here melting as I please…nicely and slowly as if the pace was marked by the beating of a sleeping kitten’s heart. It is almost as if I was slightly perspiring from a pleasant stroll in the park on a brisk fall day or perhaps a short morning session of low-impact downward dog (no offense Mare).
This seems like a good random blog to hack into and put up some terrible bullshit. And what’s with the obsession with big boobs around here? It’s unseemly and douche-baggy. Big boobs don’t belong on the internet said not one person at no time ever.
I occasionally watch this direct access cable show called Ms. NBC. I think it’s some high school kids fucking around with their dad’s equipment because sometimes their alcoholic father Ed comes home after work and finds them playing with his shit and he totally loses it. He turns red and starts sweating and randomly yelling incoherently about THE WORKERS IN THIS COUNTRY. It’s pretty scary.
For a channel named after a feminist who prefers unfamiliar black men as sexual partners I don’t think they have enough nudity on Ms. NBC yet I digress. In the evening they have a show by this LGBT&A person WHO TALKS REALLY ENTHUSIASTICALLY in all CAPS and ITALICS about what that LGBT&A person considers to be important news.
Hello mofos. Happy New Year! I hope your 2014 hasn’t started off as a completely miserable suckfest like all the other years of your life. My only New Year’s resolution was to never post here again so like all my other New Year’s resolutions throughout history I’m going to break this one before the middle of January.
This is mostly a picture update of the Rosetta family for those of you who care about such things. For those of you who don’t care about that, why do you hate America?
You wanna know one way you can tell you’re getting old if you’re a guy? You cry a lot about stuff that doesn’t involve you getting shot in the head, hacked in the neck with an axe or a hooker stealing all your blow.
This has been making me cry all day so, because making other people cry is fun, I felt I needed to share it. It hurts but there is so much good here. The love. The service. The adoration. The respect. The furry slippers.
And maybe it makes you want to hug your Dad or hug your child or hug a soldier. I guess if you’re lucky you can do all three. That’s what it made me do.
A young boy spends some time with his Dad…
Welcome to “At The Movies with Me and Your Stripper Mom”.