Memes On Fire

my other favorite genre, blues

February 7, 2023
Categories: fire in the hole, Fire melt steel mantra, Generic Category Category, mutha fuckin bootleg fireworks, Redheaded Dumpster Fire . . Author: Jay in Ames

150 Comments

  1. Comment by Jimbro on February 7, 2023 5:20 am

    You gonna eat all your fries?

  2. Comment by lumps on February 7, 2023 5:35 am

    As soon as I saw ‘yeeted’ I knew it was a Jaypoat. Gonna show Mom the Italian Antidepressants, she will laugh.

    Good morning. I shoulda taken two Mg supps last night instead of one and this is why I am up early. I never learn.

    Feeling okay though. Gonna run into the shop a little early to get some important tasks completed then I have to dash out and do some banking and stuff.

    I have so much more energy and I’m sharper when I wake up early. Not sure why I wait until 8 at the earliest to leave the house and get stuff done.

  3. Comment by lumps on February 7, 2023 5:35 am

    Jimbro’s channeling his inner cowpup with that comment

  4. Comment by lumps on February 7, 2023 5:41 am

    Got a couple of asparagus seedling sprouted up! This is terribly exciting. I only have to wait *checks watch* three years for my first harvest!

  5. Comment by lumps on February 7, 2023 5:47 am

    Roamy’s ck-veg soup recipe looks pretty good. That’s close to how I do it except I pull the meat off the chicken a little early at the just-cooked stage, I don’t wait for it to fall apart because it gets an overcooked texture at that time. I cover the meat so it doesn’t dry out and set it off to the side. I put the bones/scraps/ skin back in the broth with a shot of vinegar and let them really cook down and dissolve as much as possible into the broth before straining and making the actual soup.

    Never have used shredded veggies, looks interesting. I will try that next time and see if we like the texture.

  6. Comment by Jimbro on February 7, 2023 6:06 am

    As sure as the sun rises in the east …

    https://tinyurl.com/4ptb48sc

  7. Comment by Jimbro on February 7, 2023 6:13 am

    I planted some asparagus roots close to 20 years ago and the harvest was not all that big and I got tired of weeding them and you know what happened next. The bed is next to my rhubarb (which is thriving despite my neglect thank you very much) and even now, all these years later, you can see a handful of brave asparagus plants struggling to reach the sun. After the Asparagus Event I used the bed for garlic for a few years. Same thing with the occasional garlic scape poking out.

  8. Comment by lumps on February 7, 2023 6:24 am

    My plan is to do what Chas. Dowding does and just mulch it every Fall with compost and hay when I do the rest of the garden. Smother those weeds.

  9. Comment by lumps on February 7, 2023 6:26 am

    Crap, just realized that now I have four asparagus sprouts, I need to put these trays under lights asap.

  10. Comment by Jimbro on February 7, 2023 7:08 am

    I got 99 problems and asparagus seedlings ain’t one of them

  11. Comment by Pendejo on February 7, 2023 7:39 am

    Today is one of about 5 or 6 each year that I can participate in the garden two. I helped my friend sprig in 480 onions yesterday. I’m not really built for stoop labor.

  12. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 7:40 am

    this is the dawning of the age of asparagus!

  13. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 7:41 am

    480? that’s a lot of onions goodness!

  14. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2023 7:46 am

    I gotta finish the brooder set up this weekend so it’s ready for birds at the end of the month.

  15. Comment by Car in on February 7, 2023 8:13 am

    wakey wakeky

    I too have a “failed” asparagus bed. So many weeds in the summer.

  16. Comment by Sobek on February 7, 2023 8:51 am

    Good morning y’all. I read the gardening comments here and think “I bet it would be nice to know how not to starve to death when society collapses.”

  17. Comment by Sobek on February 7, 2023 8:53 am

    I’ve met a bunch of people who think eastern Montana is ugly, and they are completely wrong. I got to drive around and admire for a few hours yesterday, and it just fills my soul.

  18. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 8:57 am

    ugly? hell no, just kinda empty.

    I even like the Sandhills of Nebraska. Desolate goodness.

  20. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 9:05 am

    Frikadellar is on special at Darrells place, if you’re hungry

  21. Comment by Kindltot on February 7, 2023 9:15 am

    At least there are no memes of pretty young ladies drinking Cascade Dish Washing Soap today.

  22. Comment by Hotspur on February 7, 2023 9:17 am

    Up at 5 to view HotBride’s Auntie Elma’s funeral being live streamed from Scotland.

    We live in modern times.

  23. Comment by Kindltot on February 7, 2023 9:17 am

    Sobek, you might consider buying rice and beans and five gallon buckets. It won’t make you happy, but it will fill your belly.

    At worst you could use them as flotation devices in case of a flood.

  24. Comment by jam2 on February 7, 2023 9:19 am

    Ha!
    Was thinking the same general thing there kindlT
    Why was that chick drinking cascade?

  25. Comment by Hotspur on February 7, 2023 9:20 am

    Chicken tastes good – √
    Waffles taste good – √
    Watermelon tastes good – √
    Letting black kids enjoy good food – racist

  26. Comment by mare on February 7, 2023 9:49 am

    Jay, these memes were fricken funny.

    “So men can think of a solution in silence.”

    hahahahahhhahahahah

  27. Comment by mare on February 7, 2023 9:51 am

    If that dog story is true, it’s made my day.

  28. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 10:06 am

    mmm i have beans.

  29. Comment by Pendejo on February 7, 2023 10:18 am

    The mixup between a vag and an Arbie’s #3 is in exceptionally poor taste which means that I’m gonna share it with most everybody I know online. Except for my daughters……they’re still under the impression that I’m as normal as I look.

  31. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 10:27 am

    I like to push the envelop, PG

  32. Comment by Brother Tim on February 7, 2023 10:28 am

    Facebutt reminds me today is the birthday of the man whose funeral I attended a week and a half ago. I think I can skip the birthday wishes this time.

  33. Comment by mare on February 7, 2023 10:42 am

    Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 10:27 am
    I like to push the envelop, PG

    ——

    Good. We don’t need any of that woke communist bullshit here.

  35. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 10:52 am

    Jack Cochran
    @TheJackCochran
    ·
    1h
    Replying to
    @AkkadSecretary
    I’m not sure why the man in the suit and the Asian woman in the back row were put in a room full of special needs people.

    Seriously, how do these people function day to day?

  36. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 11:19 am

    Sarah Huckabee Sanders giving the response to Brandon’s Rant (SOTU). This could be good, liked her as press secretary too.

  37. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2023 11:23 am

    They have to go back…

    You’re right. We’re awful. Run from us. Keep your distance lest we sully your culture and blood with our own. We shall not pursue you, we shall bring no colonies to your shores again. You will have peace.

  38. Comment by Car in on February 7, 2023 11:40 am

    Pink hair chick has the lefty performance thing down. You don’t make any real, rational points, but you do it with flair.

  39. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 11:42 am

    I’ll bet you $50 that Carrie has purple hair, somewhere.

  40. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 11:48 am

    twitter: Hotspur went to the park

    well, any H2er actually

  41. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 11:50 am

    twitter: I can smell this video

  42. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 11:50 am

    mare is just hanging out

  45. Comment by MJ (ghee/ghem) on February 7, 2023 12:17 pm

    I met a friend for coffee this morning. I arrived first, ordered, and sat down at one of those long community tables.

    The coffee shop was in a hotel that was jammed with convention people.

    About 60 seconds later, there was an overwhelming smell of dogshit. I actually looked around for a dog or wondered if I stepped in something.

    Nope. Looked around at everyone’s face, no one seemed to notice. The coffee shop was jammed. The hotel it’s attached to is hosting a conference so I wondered if I got crop dusted by some dudes that stayed up late drinking.

    What do you guys think? It was really, really gross.

  46. Comment by mare on February 7, 2023 12:23 pm

    Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 11:50 am
    mare is just hanging out

    —-

    100%.

    If I had any self-defense skill I’d want to hold that sign in Downtown St. Pete.

    Or better yet, put it on my car.

  47. Comment by Hotspur on February 7, 2023 12:29 pm

    Might have been your breath backing up on you.

  48. Comment by MJ (ghee/ghem) on February 7, 2023 12:48 pm

    First thing I checked off the list

  49. Comment by mare on February 7, 2023 1:21 pm

    MJ, I think your theory of what happened is correct.

    You were a victim of someone’s poor diet and poor manners.

    Those mfers. As a victim you deserve reparations.

  50. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 1:31 pm

  51. Comment by jam2 on February 7, 2023 1:35 pm

    You remember how we (and by we I mean leon ) have been trying to come up with a money making scheme for the chat room ?
    Welp – we should write a book – The Art of Cropdusting
    and other Social Skilz
    an H2 Compendium.

  52. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2023 1:57 pm

    That could easily sell dozens of copies.

  53. Comment by Jimbro on February 7, 2023 2:14 pm

    After a slight turn during that AFC Report and a little research I’ve discovered that Annie Agar has BBF potential

  54. Comment by MJ (ghee/ghem) on February 7, 2023 2:28 pm

    Well that’s interesting. 90% of the victoria’s secret models are ugly now.

    There are a few that are heavy set, and I don’t mean cute/fat. They’re fat ugly women.

    And a few are bald ugly women. How many bald women are there in the world because having 2 bald women seems to be a slight over representation.

    The rest are average build and looks which doesn’t seem to be a winning strategy for selling lingerie.

    Did someone buy the company to put it out of business?

  55. Comment by jam2 on February 7, 2023 2:33 pm

    They’re prolly catering to the trans crowd…
    Cuz growth industry.

  56. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2023 2:35 pm

    As I’ve heard it, VS was the other side of the coin. Already going broke because of their mall presence and proliferating competition at better prices and often better quality, they went woke to try and recapture some market share.

  57. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 2:35 pm

    I was gonna comment on fat Victoria’s Secret models, but I’m trying to be the bigger person

  58. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2023 2:36 pm

    I mean, they were pretty much doomed after this ad.

  59. Comment by Hotspur on February 7, 2023 2:58 pm

    I finished Season 3 of See so you wouldn’t have to.

    – Baba Voss kills himself to save his wife’s people
    – Mahgra kills her deranged sister Cybil
    – Haniwa and Wren turn out to be rug munchers and they have a ghey wedding
    – Kohfun decides he’s seen enough so he blinds himself
    – There’s a whole colony of sighted people living in a library in the ruins of NYC.

    You’re welcome.

  60. Comment by Hotspur on February 7, 2023 3:00 pm

    Pretty sure there won’t be a Season 4.

  61. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 3:01 pm

    Is that the one where Aquaman is blind?

  62. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 3:10 pm

    Tomorrow, we are off to the Iowa State Dart tournament, to defend our state title.

    Team name: Spectacular Tips

  63. Comment by MJ (ghee/ghem) on February 7, 2023 3:31 pm

    Good luck fuckface!*

    *I love ya Jay, I have no idea why I called you fuckface.

  64. Comment by Hotspur on February 7, 2023 3:31 pm

    Will there be corn hole too?

  65. Comment by Hotspur on February 7, 2023 3:32 pm

    I have no idea why I called you fuckface.

    Maybe he’s french.

  66. Comment by Pendejo on February 7, 2023 3:36 pm

    I have no idea why I called you fuckface.

    It breaks up the tedium, bitchbreath.

  67. Comment by Brother Tim on February 7, 2023 3:37 pm

    Just a quick reminder about contrasting results.

  68. Comment by Hotspur on February 7, 2023 3:45 pm

    That skin is stretched so tight Gene Krupa could go Sing Sing Sing all night on her.

  69. Comment by ruralcounsel on February 7, 2023 3:50 pm

    Susanna Hoff is hot … and always was. (Though some of her hairstyles in the ’80’s were not to my tastes).

  70. Comment by ruralcounsel on February 7, 2023 3:56 pm

    * Hoffs, not Hoff

  71. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 7, 2023 3:56 pm

    Haven’t seen “See”. The season 3 finale of “The Chosen” is tonight at 9 PM Eastern. Usually it’s Sundays, but they decided not to compete with the Super Bowl. I got to see it early, and I’m giving you a Kleenex warning.

  72. Comment by Mitchell on February 7, 2023 4:01 pm

    Tonight’s dinner

  73. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 4:11 pm

    fuckface? I don’t look anything like Madonna

  74. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2023 4:13 pm

    You probably have a better British accent, too.

  75. Comment by MJ (ghee/ghem) on February 7, 2023 4:14 pm

    threadwinnnnnnnnnneeeeerrrrrr

  77. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2023 4:30 pm

    I am too young to get the Gene Krupa comment.

  78. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2023 4:31 pm

    Crop dusters are evil.

  79. Comment by ruralcounsel on February 7, 2023 4:34 pm

  80. Comment by Hotspur on February 7, 2023 4:46 pm

    That’s what I’m talking about.

  82. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 4:57 pm

    twitter: horses aren’t woke

  83. Comment by Hotspur on February 7, 2023 5:20 pm

    Maybe if they rode unicorns instead.

  84. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 5:29 pm

    you mean like this?

    reminds me of this one

  85. Comment by lumps on February 7, 2023 5:32 pm

    Oh man, my GF and I complain every Summer that the gorgeous moonlight pics we think we are taking just look like a black field with a white circle in it. Game changer!

  86. Comment by lumps on February 7, 2023 5:38 pm

  87. Comment by Pupster on February 7, 2023 5:52 pm

  88. Comment by lumps on February 7, 2023 6:25 pm

    Can anyone explain to me the purpose of the x axis data in this chart?
    Why are they comparing just the first few days of each year to each other, instead of plotting more descriptive years-long data?

  89. Comment by ruralcounsel on February 7, 2023 6:48 pm

    It allows them to draw a steep line of predicted deaths using a really crappy model that was later proved to be wildly inaccurate. The Imperial model … total nonsense based upon unrealistically high wild-ass-guess of death rate from Covid.

    Basically, how to lie/mislead with graphs.

  90. Comment by ruralcounsel on February 7, 2023 6:55 pm

    P.S. The curves they did draw are complete nonsense because the x-axis is essentially nonlinear. The curves should also show dramatic shifts when they jump from year to year, and been essentially flat between the dates from the same year. They should have just used a single day/point for each year in their labels. Graph created by someone who doesn’t know how to create graphs? Or deliberate to mislead? The fact that they used the Imperial model suggests mislead.

  91. Comment by lumps on February 7, 2023 7:12 pm

    Yes. Mislead. I am shocked that the persnickety hordes at twitter didn’t spot that and call it out.

  92. Comment by lumps on February 7, 2023 7:15 pm

    When is Brandon Shitshispants giving his speech? Scott is determined to watch it, so I have a date with a book about chicken care in the absolute opposite part of the house.

  93. Comment by Jimbro on February 7, 2023 7:27 pm

    You couldn’t pay me to watch it so I haven’t bothered to check the start time. Gotta be 8 or 9. Can you imagine being in California and that shit being on as you sit down to dinner? I’ll watch reaction videos and clips from it tomorrow to get the lowlights.

  94. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 7:31 pm

    gonna watch the blaze folks roast him

  95. Comment by Jimbro on February 7, 2023 7:37 pm

    https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/megan-fox/2023/02/07/boomity-parents-in-maine-fight-back-against-groomer-ideology-at-hermon-school-board-meeting-n1668527

    Jeezum, they’re everywhere. I drive through Hermon a few times a week. It’s just a couple of towns over.

  96. Comment by Jimbro on February 7, 2023 7:40 pm

    A simulcast roast would be tolerable but I’m still not watching the Cadaver In Chief lie to America for an hour in any format

  97. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2023 7:48 pm

    I’m more interested in Sarah’s response. Marital discord.

  98. Comment by geoff on February 7, 2023 7:52 pm

    I assume the x-axis is in the format day-month-year, so the full time period is covered.

  99. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2023 8:20 pm

    DD-MM-YYYY is database standard, unfortunately. It’s like the metric form of giving dates because it’s in order of increasing size. MM-DD-YYYY is more natural because it’s in decreasing order of importance.

  100. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 9:08 pm

    BRANDON IS IN THE BUILDING!

    Hey Jack!

  101. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 9:08 pm

    no balloons sighted

  102. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 9:09 pm

    fuckhead milley in the front row

  103. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 9:12 pm

    mcconnell introduced, more dems stand than GOP I think

  104. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 9:13 pm

    the lying starts, 12 million jobs created! great economy!

  105. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 9:14 pm

    Jan 6 reference

  106. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 9:15 pm

    still calling the climate bill an infrastructure bill

  107. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 9:20 pm

    gonna make chips again!

  108. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 9:21 pm

    800k new manufacturing jobs, before the law!

    Anyone believe that?

  109. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 9:22 pm

    ave salary 130k without college degree!

  110. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 9:23 pm

    field of dreams!

    now more infrastructure!

  111. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 9:23 pm

    we have angry finger shaking brandon, people!

    13th place in infrastructure!

  112. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 9:25 pm

    1.3 billion dollar bridge will unite us!

  113. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 9:26 pm

    400k schools and child care centers will have lead pipes replaced

  114. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 9:29 pm

    all construction materials used federally must be made in america. Good for my company, no more Siemens, or Peri!

  115. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 9:31 pm

    mandate drug prices, especially insulin! capped at $30 a month!

  116. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2023 9:34 pm

    Well, the black market for insulin and test strips wasn’t robust enough. This will likely help strengthen it.

  117. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 9:36 pm

    1000 a year, to buy electric cars!

    500k charging stations built by unions!

  118. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 9:40 pm

    gonna need oil for another decade, people

  119. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 9:41 pm

    he cut the deficit by 1.7 trillion, people!

  120. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 9:42 pm

    now he’s directly challenging republicans, I missed what

  121. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 9:43 pm

    oooo I heard Liar, I’m betting it was Boebert

  122. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 9:44 pm

    stand for seniors!

    got everyone up

    now don’t cut medicare! don’t cut XXXX! I’ll veto it!

  123. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 9:46 pm

    now you can get hearing aids over the counter! no prescription!

  124. Comment by Pendejo on February 7, 2023 9:53 pm

    Jay…….doing the work sane fucking people won’t do. Thank you, Sir, for your service.

    Has Brandon said anything yet about free psych treatments for people who sit through this shit?

  125. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 9:57 pm

    beau, finally!

  126. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 9:58 pm

    haven’t heard, but there is the Affordable Care Act!

  127. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 10:01 pm

    Bono sitting next to Paul Pelosi, wearing a hat

  128. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 10:01 pm

    ok, now we’re gonna do something about gun violence

  129. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 10:02 pm

    heh, mentions Red Flag laws, one person claps, Prather says it was Cringeshaw haha

  130. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 10:03 pm

    BAN ASSAULT WEAPONS, NOW!

  131. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 10:04 pm

    record number of people working the border, people!

  132. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 10:04 pm

    oh, now he has a bill to secure the border.

    This fucking guy

  133. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 10:05 pm

    PROTECT ROE V WADE!

  134. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 10:05 pm

    finally got Sinema to stand with that one, in her yellow dress with wings

  135. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 10:06 pm

    and now PUTINS WAR! focus on Milley and Co

  136. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 10:10 pm

    name me a world leader who change places with Xi Xing Ping NAME ONE! (more finger shaking)

  137. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 10:11 pm

    Burn kits! [sic]

  138. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 10:13 pm

    stop big tech from collecting info on our kids online!

  139. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 10:14 pm

    now he’s just saying stuff

  140. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 10:14 pm

    probably the last we’ll see of him this week

  141. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 10:14 pm

    veteran suicide!

  142. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 10:15 pm

    cancer moonshot, cut cancer deaths by 50% in 25 years

  143. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 10:19 pm

    political violence at the home of the speaker!

    Political violence. Yes, he said it

  144. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 10:28 pm

    breyer is there in robes

  145. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 10:37 pm

    haven’t seen Kinzinger yet

  146. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2023 10:51 pm

    Sara Sanders is 40, less than half of Brandon.

  147. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 8, 2023 12:07 am

    youtube: 2022 Hazy Shade of Winter

    Oh Susanna! Madonna should ask for her plastic surgery back.

  148. Comment by Sean M. on February 8, 2023 4:02 am

    Disappointed, Edgar reprimanded Polly.


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