Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
First, the song of the day. Because of “Hard Candy Christmas”, I added “Best Little Whorehouse in Texas” to the Netflix DVD queue, and it finally showed up. There is a longer version of this scene, but there are nekkid hineys in that one.
Burt Reynolds was in his Southern fried comedy prime.
Younger.
So then I had fun looking for other pics of the Aggies.
Too bad about the Guy Fieri spikes, at least it’s not frosted.
Fake redhead for Carin.
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Last, but not least.
The funniest part of the movie (other than snickering at the dance numbers) was Charles Durning and his song. Typical politician.
Thanks to Pirate’s Cove for the links every week. Y’all have a good day.
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good morning
False start. Went back to bed. I’m back. Pretty sure this is it now.
Made it to 0530
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Comment by Pupster on January 31, 2023 5:29 pm
He he. It almost makes me want to buy TV again and watch the NFL just so I know what TF she’s talking about.
Not gonna though.
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Hold fast!!
It’s as if she’s talking to a room full of toddlers.
Holy shit, that Kamala video.
She is an actual idiot.
Kamala’s speaking style reminds me of someone who considers themselves to be so superior in intellect that they need to speak slowly with simple words in order for their knowledge to be absorbed
In my 58 years I’ve encountered a few of them but none who consistently behave like she does. I honestly don’t know whether it’s a deliberate maneuver because she has no desire to be POTUS or it’s genuine
I’m leaning towards genuine
There’s no shortage of defenders who will condemn any criticism of her as an example of the patriarchy establishing unrealistic standards for a female politician. Left unsaid is any mention of successful female orators (SYWM) who can communicate effectively and leave you wanting more (again, SYWM)
She speaks as if she’s REALLY drunk and trying to sound smart, but has lost a bit of her brain capacity.
Weed Brain
Stack her up against Keri Lake and it’s pretty obvious she knows nothing and says so, poorly.
She was talking to adults?
She knows a thing or two about getting launched.
IIRC, she was talking to NASA folks.
She’s daring one of them to say something, or her speechwriter is.
Good morning, you lovely bitches and hoes!
I’m going through my seed bin in advance of a seed trade meeting, and noticed I am missing some of my best seeds from my collection. Pretty pissed. The celery I grew last year for the first time was phenomenal, and those are the very things I am missing. Tall Utah, Golden Pascal, and a celeriac called Brilliant.
wtf did I do with those packets??? I have a meticulous seed saving vault and those just never made it in there. I will have to re-buy. Dammit.
This year I am going to overwinter my best plants for flowering and seed production for the following year.
I also pulled some different bean sees out of the vault for more seed production. Haven’t grown these in a few years. Fortex from Johnny’s is a wonderful green bean. I tried Territorial’s fortex seeds one year and it was not the same bean. Gotta get Johnny’s.
*rummaging through seed bin, muttering to self*
I’m impressed at your garden organization and record keeping. I usually just buy based on the pretty pictures in the seed catalogs. Hey, sometimes it works!
I’m planning to do just a three sisters garden this year. Going to use beans I saved from the beans Lumps sent me for that sister, pumpkin seeds I saved from the previous year’s squash patch, and I need to find a dent corn still.
I can see why roamy tuned out, if that was the speech she was watching. way to offend everyone, Kameltoe
just amazed at the anger directed against Kari Lake. She really pissed some AZ republicans off when she went after McStain. No wonder he and Flake could keep getting elected. Still don’t think there is any way Hobbs won that election, and the courts are playing see no evil with it.
HOA sent out notices that we aren’t to “farm”. So I guess I have to dig up the horseradish and rhubarb I put in as ornamental on the side of the garage. They already tried spraying it, but both those plants are pretty stout. I really love HOAs.
Just got warned not to scoop your snow into someone else’s driveway. Hey assholes, we are paying someone to scoop snow for us. The guys doing it take a curved swipe at my driveway, and don’t spend 15 seconds to drag out 8 inches of snow from one side to the street with their bobcat or pickup for the big tracked tractor to take care of. I also scoop my own walk because I try to get it free so the sun can melt it off.
I was gonna try and plant a hop plant, but they would probably kill it.
HOAs are where Karens and Kevins go to live out their unfruitful meaningless existences.
I could not survive an HOA. I have far too many annoying idiosyncrasies and neither of us gives more than a minimal damn about the lawn.
A HOA would not survive me.
I live in an HOA community because my wife llllloooovvveed the house. My only complaint is that you can’t have a storage shed in your back yard. Other than that, I can deal. You’re supposed to not have more than 2 dogs and 2 cats but that one is violated massively.
Today our 4th couch was delivered. The guys dropped it in the driveway and it’s filthy all over the arms.
Waited 3 months for this one.
Why is this so hard? Why is everyone Kamala level dumb?
Are you adding a 4th couch to your home or is this the 4th time you’ve tried to get this one and it’s been a disaster 4 times?
“Comment by MJ (ghee/ghem) on February 1, 2023 10:23 am
Today our 4th couch was delivered. The guys dropped it in the driveway and it’s filthy all over the arms.”
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A friend ordered a $65,000 CNC. The riggers dropped it while unloading it. He was a bit upset.
Had to get a root canal yesterday. They sent me off with a schedule of the recommended pain meds to take. It alternates 500mg of Tylenol, and 600mg of Ibuprofen every three hours, all day long. Adds up to 2000mg of Tylenol. and 2400mg of Ibuprofen. That’s crazy. That can’t be good for you.
Are you adding a 4th couch to your home or is this the 4th time you’ve tried to get this one and it’s been a disaster 4 times?
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This is the 4th couch to be delivered and sent back. First one had a hole in the fabric and had black hand prints all over it. And they took a chunk out of the wall.
Second one had black marks all over it.
Third one never made it off the truck. I looked at it and it was ruined as well. Looked like it had been stored on it’s side and soaked up water.
This one as well.
Last time I had gum surgery I got the scrip filled but decided to wait until the pain was unbearable before taking anything after some ibuprofen to keep the swelling down on day 1.
Stayed on a liquid diet for about 3 days and never needed anything else.
Had to get a root canal yesterday. They sent me off with a schedule of the recommended pain meds to take. It alternates 500mg of Tylenol, and 600mg of Ibuprofen every three hours, all day long. Adds up to 2000mg of Tylenol. and 2400mg of Ibuprofen. That’s crazy. That can’t be good for you.
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A friend of mine who is a PA said that it’s totally fine to alternate and that the issue tends to be that people under treat pain with OTC meds. I thought that was interesting.
so … fell down a rabbit hole and came up this “guy” Colby on twit.
He’s a she who’s had both top and bottom surgery. Has a “big dick” he brags. oh, ok. But he’s gay. He’s gay gay gay. Proudly announces that he’s a top. Attacks terfs and women. And then I came to this. Really, this person is king of misogyny. Hates women so much, she erased her woman hood and attacks women who are boyish. And thinks itself to lecture people about … anything.
She’ll be in charge of the department of education pretty soon.
Max dose of Tylenol is 3 grams (I’ve seen 4 grams but 3 seems to be the common hospital warning amount), max for ibuprofen is 2.4 grams (again, I’ve seen 3.2 grams but … same as above).
Alternating is a common pain relief scheme. If you’re taking Tylenol or ibuprofen every 6 hours and alternating then you’re getting medicine every 3 hours while you’re awake.
Keep hydrating with water and taper the dose as tolerated. The first 48 hours after any procedure tend to be the worst.
Carin, I read your comment and tried to figure out the parts and preferences and, in the end, just gave up trying to make sense of the situation. Mentally ill
I don’t get it.
Does the fake penis work? Or do you have to pee out of a hole under your fake sac? And what about having a period? I guess those could be stopped but it’s not like you can sew up the holiest of holies can you? I mean, in reality, I think this lady has a hairy butt, a vagina, and a hunk of meat hanging from her pubic bone.
And it’s so weird. Now that the trans movement is 80% female to male it’s all about dicks. It used to be having a dick didn’t preclude you from being a real, biological woman, but now you absolutely have to get one in order to be a man.
It’s all so confusing for a real live boy to contemplate.
so does he have to pump it up manually?
I took one Aleve, but I have a high pain tolerance. It hasn’t been an issue.
from what is a woman, his big member came from his arm.
so it’s literally a meat hang
does the gay guy in the relationship fellate that?
i’m actually gonna barf
So judgey.
Do you think you could tell the difference between a real wang and an arm wang, HS?
Blindfolded taste test.
so texas getting winterized again?
Arm wang is on a very short list of things that make “dragon” and “tentacle” dildos seem like normal sexuality.
Yes
I’m in Discount Tire getting a rotation job and one of the young bucks behind the counter asked a customer about my age how he was liking the weather. Homeboy says, “it’d be ok if I had a gallon of whiskey and two ounces of cocaine.”
I’m guessing but I don’t know that both the “men” are trans men. They probably have close nada sex drive between the two of em.
I can’t wait til one of these lunatic bitches dies of prostate cancer.
I remember hearing about the forearm penis when I was a med student on my Plastic Surgery rotation. One of the fellows was a Vietnamese guy who had an above knee amputation from a land mine back in the Nam and we were talking about free flaps versus rotational flaps during a breast reconstruction on a woman post-mastectomy (“TRAM Flap”). It was during surgery so it wasn’t a long conversation but I realized on my own the radial forearm flap was without erectile potential, a urethra or connection to the prostate or testicles and literally just a hunk of muscle with hairy forearm skin covering it.
How is Black History Month going for everyone?
Do you think you could tell the difference between a real wang and an arm wang, HS?
What color is the real wang?
FBI finds no classified documents at Joe Biden’s Delaware beach vacation home
leave the wang on the door sill while driving, it’ll darken up
We need to stand up against the FEET (Female Eliminationist Extremist Trans).
Ok, I did a deep dive so you guys don’t have to . Maybe you all know this stuff ,
So there are two types of ways to give a chick a dick. One is called Metoidioplasty and the other is Phallo- something or other. THe Phallo one is where they remove (usually) are tissue to make a franken-penis.
The other type is where they grow your girl parts as big as possible with testosterone, and then they do more minor surgical gross things that result in what would be a mircro-penis in a real dude.
Because who doesn’t want to go through that to get a mirco-ween?
are – arm
With the micropeen you don’t need to turn one of the fake balls into a pump for sexy time.
/vomits
I’ll admit that on many occasions I’ve wondered what it’s like for women during sex, being penetrated rather than thrusting and penetrating, but I’ve yet to be curious enough to trade out my junk for a gine.
Here you go Leon
https://fedcoseeds.com/seeds/cascade-ruby-gold-flint-corn-organic-681
https://fedcoseeds.com/seeds/abenaki-calais-flint-corn-organic-682
Fedco are hippies
https://fedcoseeds.com/seeds/seed-without-a-price.htm
I had Metoid for my NES. Loved that game.
Hmm. Maybe I should go with sunflowers for my stalk crop. I’m not sure I want that much baggage.
lol
But even when an arm penis you wouldn’t feel anything.
It’s all so silly but hilarious that a girl thinks being a man is all about the dick cuz.
You know, this is the one time that chick was probably right in her life.
heh, Brandon called a “brunch lid” until 12:30
Being a man isn’t entirely summed up by giving your best possible answer to the question “do bad people murder kids sometimes?” right at bedtime and being willing to die to make your answer true, but it’s close.
wait, what?
Kids have stray thoughts, Jay, and sometimes they suckerpunch you with them and you just have to roll with it.
Like a man.
Sticking a sterile arm-penis on a woman doesn’t make her a man.
If you’re a biological woman you’re transphobic if you won’t even consider allowing a trans man to put his arm-penis in your ladybits
I’m way past ready for the pendulum to start swinging back on this shit.
Now the Left Is Coming for Your Pickup Trucks
https://redstate.com/mike_miller/2023/01/30/now-the-left-is-coming-for-your-pickup-trucks-america-and-their-logic-couldnt-be-more-ridiculous-n696029
Just wait until they see how much more damage those heavy EV’s cause in a crash. Those batteries are beaucoup heavy.
But even when an arm penis you wouldn’t feel anything.
Gives a whole new meaning to fisting.
California wants fast food joints to pay their folks at least $22/hour? Seriousfuckingly?
Here’s a thought, fucktards, how about you think about what makes it so stupidly expensive to live in your shitheap state instead of pricing the bottom rungs out of the labor market, hmm?
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck these fuuuuuuuuuuuuuckers.
McD’s will just be a big robot vending machine soon either way.
At least the robot burger machines will probably put everything on straight, instead of looking like they built the burger blindfolded.
And then smashed it flat.
$22/hour. There are lots of better jobs that don’t pay that, even there.
I know what’s probably actually behind it, but Peter and Paul on a pogo stick, it’s the fact people are actually dumb enough to think it’s a good idea that really gets me.
Girls that want a big arm dick is just something I can’t gronk.
We have a friend who’s a phlebotomist that gets paid slightly more than that, and that’s after 3 classes that can’t be taken concurrently.
Warming up nuggets == safe blood draws, I guess.
Girls that want a big arm dick is just something I can’t gronk.
That’s because they don’t exist.
Well, they DO. I mean girls who want a big arm dick attached to their body. Going through risky, expensive surgery to get something you can only sorta feel. And the PRO crowd will tell you how marvelous their big fake arm dick is, that they have a great sex life and their trans man husband just loves it. Which … yea, ok.
The partners of these people are a whole different bag of confusion for me.
I saw some video of a couple and the “guy” got the micro-penis surgery … and I’m just thinking … that girlfriend isn’t really “straight” in the sense that many women are.
Wait, so they’re lesbians?
Two girls one armdick?
Folie en masse.
The one couple – the trans man I linked – yes, I think they were actually both women.
so two women, who think they’re gay men. You can’t make this stuff up.
social media really likes to push the “passing” trans folks. But even then they’re completely prepared, and I’m sure the edit and practice so they come across exactly how they want. I’m sure only a tiny percentage actually pass. Or don’t look like a pretty fem man trying to look masculine.
**rubs penis just to make sure it’s real**
How much does some of this trans surgery cost, and who the fuck is paying for it?
Men generally make for ugly looking women, and women make for weird looking dudes. That’s just Science right there.
So they’re “rebooting” Matlock. Starring…Kathy Bates as Matlock! Because of course.
It worked so well when they put queen latifa in The Equalizer.
“Diverse and inclusive content makes money” they insist, while the layoffs continue and market share contracts evermore.
Ghostbusters 2016 should have told all of Hollywood this was a shit idea that wouldn’t fly, but it’s all dipshittery all the time over there.
I want to see a reboot of Charlie’s Angels with Charlie Sheen, Kevin Hart, and George Lopez in the lead roles. They get all their directives via conference call from Lillie Tomlin.
I’ve always loved that song from TBLWIT, roamy! And yes, Texas Aggie men tend to be very polite. At least, they used to be. 😊❤
Rebecca’s revision surgery went very well. Paul has been stuck at home due to icy roads, and Rebecca is not too happy that her Daddy isn’t here. Maybe he’ll be able to get here tomorrow. She is starting to get cabin fever….
“She’s” got a microphone.
You have to stick with it.
Good news T.
Glad to hear some.
Today I had to explain to two “clients” that we can’t work for cost or below cost, because if we did, we would soon cease to exist as a service.
One of them said to me, after offering to pay us a laughable fee that doesn’t even pay for the cardboard involved, “I know this isn’t usually how you do things but I need a favor.”
Breathtaking. I can’t imagine EVER having the cheek to speak to a service provider this way. “I need a favor.” Right. Because that’s how I pay my bills, my lease, etc….with favors.
I mean, that’s how Hotspur’s mom pays for things, but the rest of us are not so…liberated, let’s say.
Good news, TiFW. ❤️ Hard Candy Christmas. TBLWIT ❤️. We have been searching for and buying hard candy for Christmas for a few years. Found everything in Amarillo last year. Arabian Mix. Ribbon Candy. Filled raspberry.
The guy I’ve been buying comics and coins from for 20 years let me take my stuff home when I forgot my wallet once last fall. Ben was going into Bangor the next day and I had him bring a check to him.
I’m guessing the people asking for favors aren’t your longtime, steady customers who will pay in full all the other times they’re using your services.
Dan’s new lead is constantly saying “Can you do me a favor?” to Dan. Dan is like “Why doesn’t he just give me direction? Passive aggressive douche.”
We used to get hard candy before camp outs in Boy Scouts from Gowell’s Candy. Mr Gowell was slightly embarrassed that the hard candy was the only product he didn’t make himself at the shop. He must have had a good supplier because it was good stuff. His son runs the place now.
https://gowellscandy.com/pages/about-us
Summer sausage is most commonly eaten in the winter.
And arm sausage is kinda the same but no one wants to eat it on any season.
Also, asking someone for their pronouns requires using a pronoun.
What are your pronouns assumes the person uses you and yours.
Just call everyone Dumbass.
That way you wont offend anyone.
So Jeff Bezos is sending his girlfriend into space with an all-women crew. The crew, not yet named, are going to be women who are “impactful.”
Talk about poor word choice.
I recommend he send Kamala, Nancy, Alexandria, Maxine, Elizabeth, Ilhan, Sheila, and a few kilos of C4.
The message being sent by sending a bunch of non-aviators on the giant penis rocket to almost-space is what, exactly? It’s so easy that a bunch of karens can do it?
I mean, I guess there’s no parallel parking involved, so maybe.
We are looking at going on a brief vacay in the next couple months or three, or as soon as we get a break, just a quick jaunt down the misty winter southern coast by car. A few days.
We have already seen the Biltmore, Arlington cemetery, and the aviation museum. We may stray as far South as South Carolina or Tennessee, but we won’t know until we set out and if the weather cooperates. It all depends on when we get a little pause in the workflow, then we will dash.
Please tell us your travel recommendations because we are not knowledgeable travelers but we know we like a lot of the things that you like.
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.
He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant’s foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.
The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.
Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son.
As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.
Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter couldn’t help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, slipped past the “WARNING-DO NOT ENTER” sign, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.
The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter’s legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.
So, this probably wasn’t the same elephant.
OK yeah, so please ignore the sad attempt at an elephant joke above and please let us know if there are some regional attractions we must attend in the general down-coast area, in Winter.
I recommend Duluth and Lake Superior in February. So lovely!
In southern Virginia Jamestown of pochahantas fame, Colonial Williamsburg, and the Yorktown battlefield are all within a Stone’s throw of each other. I enjoyed each.
Not sure about season availability. I went in late October early November.
Just a quick reminder, orcas can be dicks.
I saw Kahoutek. Halley. 2023 tech can’t give me a timeline. Cable company roundabout. 10 and two. I’m a wee bit pissed. Setting my alarm.
Orcas are dicks.
We are going to Nashville. Cincinnati zoo to see Fitz and Fiona. Louisville.
We loved Duluth. Zoo and hockey. Great food.
Hampton Roads. Roanoke. Great Dismal Swamp. Dam Neck.
Native chick at work with an Eagles jacket. I’m killing her with Fly 🦅 fly. Her dad is a chefs fan. Rez receipt. He’ll be grilling game day Sunday. Open invitation.
The movie Vengeance has mucho cringe. I enjoyed for the not cringe. And Mason. Stream today.
Distressing Edna, Rex postponed.