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January 27, 2023
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The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.
Get TITS2 & The H2 Stuff
Checking Your Mom's Drawers for Hope&Change since March 2009
I’d shrimp this Barbie
Last Friday in January with Groundhog Day fast approaching. It’s too early to start hoping for warmer weather but like you chicken fanatics, a man can dream. The increased day light is slowly becoming more obvious.
Wednesday night into Thursday we had snow that turned into rain that continued most of the night and morning hours. I’m guessing when the temps dropped below freezing last night it turned our driveway into a skating rink.
This one has that “I’m stupid” look.
wakey wakey
We got some drive by comments by Herr last night. He was here a little before my time but sounds like he’s enjoying life. Always good to hear from Hostages from the days when I was a lurker.
This comment also serves as an invitation to any lurkers out there who have thought about adding a comment – please delurk! We’re a mostly fun bunch and the initiation process is virtually painless for the average sphincter.
Took 30 minuets for baby to get back to mom.
https://www.newsflare.com/video/465944/very-emotional-reunion-between-momma-bat-and-her-little-baby-bat-by-a-volunteer-of-the-israeli-bat-sanctuary#
I’m glad that baby bat was in Israel and not China because it would be in a soup pot before too long
that “I’m stupid” look
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Don’t disagree.
Thank heavens there’s not an IQ Test requirement for entry into the ranks of BBF’ers
I had no idea bats could dance.
Thank heavens there’s not an IQ Test requirement for entry into the ranks of BBF’ers
Wait, I thought it was an IQ cap hereabouts?
She smiles.
/stamps “APPROVED”
https://pjmedia.com/vodkapundit/2023/01/25/report-putin-wants-to-buy-u-s-weapons-biden-left-in-afghanistan-but-theres-even-more-n1664501
Reading a story about this place in the WSJ
https://columbuswashboard.com/
“The Columbus Washboard Co. sells thousands of the wood-and-corrugated-steel boards to musicians, home decorators and back-to-basics consumers”
There is another baby bat rescue video that I’m trying to watch, but it’s on facedouche and sometimes they don’t work for me.
So, I watched the Covid drug thing on Tucker last night and I told my husband after a minute that he was a gay man flirting.
Continuing the low-IQ female theme, the last tweet (“Jerry”) linked in the ONT last night is hilarious. Sadly, the gal must be an idiot, and I hope she didn’t get too bad a bruise on her tata, but it’s still fucking funny.
Here, in case you didn’t see it, sound ON:
She’s been smart enough to avoid ink so far, so that’s a plus.
She has pretty skin.
No tatts because she’s probably 17
Born in ’01 so she’s able to sign legal documents. Gravity has not had a long time to act on her at this point
For some reason this tweet and several similar ones followed the ONT WTF tweet
Well, I don’t have my left kidney.
I don’t get it. Who would give a kidney for that skank?
It’s a trick. A week later you’ll just be down a kidney.
Model gif is cute.
That’s what I thought, the old story about waking up in a sleazy hotel bathtub with a scar on your flank and having your last memory being approached by a hot woman in a bar who bought you a drink.
Happened a lot back in the early days of the internet
allegedly
I JUST WANNA SWIM
I just want to walk in the sun.
Bally Sports is going bankrupt. Maybe next season the Braves will be on a network I’ll actually watch.
Didn’t the gym chain go under like 15 years ago now?
The kidney is probably lower maintenance.
https://www.theepochtimes.com/florida-teachers-shut-down-classroom-libraries-in-fear-of-felony-charges_5006486.html
If you didn’t have shitty books in your library, you wouldn’t be afraid of an audit or of going to jail.
oh great, now who will have baseball? went from Fox sports to Bally, now what?
I don’t know, Leon.
all books belong in a library, not all books belong in a curriculum.
Why not include an actual history book, and not a made up one like 1619 project?
well Bally still has a hotel in Vegas
I would argue that kiddie porn does not belong in a library, it belongs in a bonfire.
Some of the teachers are saying they will leave Florida and teach elsewhere, and I say good, but don’t come to Alabama.
they always say they’re gonna leave, but they never do. The goings too good in FLA
I think I recently read DeSantis just made union dues optional for FL teachers. Either that or they had to opt in to paying them. Either way, it has been done before in WI I think and their numbers plummeted.
7 degrees yesterday, 37 and snow today.
Comment by Brother Tim on January 27, 2023 9:01 am
The kidney is probably lower maintenance.
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ha!
The fitness chain chapter 11’d twice, and sold off nearly all the facilities since 2011. Not quite 15 years. I never knew the parent company as a commercial entity (they make slot machines, thus the Vegas hotel), so I only ever knew them by the gyms that were famously skeezy and questionable with their membership terms.
Some of the teachers are saying they will leave Florida and teach elsewhere, and I say good, but don’t come to Alabama.
Detroit welcomes you! Be a her-o and teach in the inner city!
Now this is a chick I could get behind.
Wasn’t there a movie about a guy who woke up in a bathtub and his kidneys were removed and he had like five hours to track somebody down in order to get them back?
Maybe it was an episode in a TV series, but I’m drawing a blank.
Don’t judge me.
heh, too late
Pound of Flesh: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3488328/?ref_=tt_urv
Didn’t think Jean Claude Van Damm would be your thing!
This young lady looks a vaguely Teutonic version of Sophia Vergara. I’d like to hear her talk and see what her accent does for me. Sophia’s accent = ===|)
Also, I’ll bet there’s a pretty face underneath all that mascara. We’ll prolly never know for sure.
This whole Damar thing is getting weird. Dead or alive? I feel like I need a tin foil hat.
*judging
It’s not like they can hide it for long if Damar’s dead. My guess is that he’s got partial paralysis or is non-verbal, and they’re hoping that’ll pass eventually.
There was also an episode in the Justified series that involved involuntary organ donations.
Excellent body specs, but IQ = In Question.
Also, fake eyelashes? She don’t need ’em.
Nice job, pupster!
There was also an episode in the Justified series that involved involuntary organ donations.
ding ding ding
Yeah, I can picture it now. It was Dewey Crow. I loved that guy.
heh, Dewey was a peach. “Here’s your kidneys!”
Speaking of organ donations:
“here is my horse” link here
whoa, TVA rationing story at AOS. I always thought of the TVA as innovative, and something to build on. But government ruined that too, starting with the nuclear plant being phased out. Now they can’t provide enough power.
When will we get widespread nuclear? It’s the only current answer to power needs and desire for less pollution.
Havarti is good cheese.
Discuss
I agree. It’s a little mild for my taste, but still good.
one of my favorites. It’s too mild to include with anything, but great just on a slice of good bread.
of course it’s good, it’s Danish
It’s no muenster, but I wouldn’t shun it on a tray.
why are we listening to mare/mj?
I didn’t have anything else on my mind, really. It’s Friday and I’m doing training labs for a SIEM* tool I’ve never used.
*Security Information and Event Management
I’ll let you know if I spot HM’s kid busting the firewall.
Because you like cheese. Everyone does.
security events? heh, the catch on that has to be a ball of fun.
Havarti melts great too. Really good for grilled cheese or on anything you want the cheese melted.
She’s pretty, but she also appears to have only two facial expressions.
Big thumbs up for today’s gal. There was a gif were she had no makeup on for part of it. She’s still very pretty without it.
I work for a reseller/integrator of such things nowadays, Jay. I’m back to doing cybersecurity. Just need another 5 years or so.
twitter: Pelosi bodycam footage released
this is fucked up. It goes from zero to WTF in a hurry, starting with opening the door with a cocktail.
A man holding a mixed drink isn’t typically simultaneously imperiled.
Who’s got the knives out for Pelosi? Is she just out of juice or is The Party pushing her out with a warning to stay quiet?
I can see why they used all of their influence to bury it. Fuckboi gone wrong.
Looks like your average get-together in the Tenderloin District.
Idle thought I had recently:
God lets the truly evil people live longer to both
1) give them more time and opportunity to repent
2) torment the rest of us so that we long for His justice
beware the sriracha sauce from the bottom of the bottle, wow! HotHotHot
We successfully engineered Marek’s disease in humans, yay!
https://www.rintrah.nl/the-trainwreck-of-all-trainwrecks-billions-of-people-stuck-with-a-broken-immune-response/
have there been any studies of people with only the initial doses and refuse to boost?
Don’t know. So far my wife is okay but time will tell.
I have a sister-in-law who goes to a restaurant and orders cheese like this, “We’ll have 4 of your stinkiest cheeses.”
We always end up with a fabulous array.
Comment by Pendejo on January 27, 2023 12:47 pm
I can see why they used all of their influence to bury it. Fuckboi gone wrong.
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There is absolutely no question about it.
Pelosi was drunker than shit.
“have there been any studies of people with only the initial doses and refuse to boost?”
That describes me.
lots of us, sobek, lots of us.
Bongino calls it the worst mistake of his life.
I’d like to hear her talk and see what her accent does for me.
Click on the “Lauren” link for aussie accent, also no makeup for Thermy.
RE paul pelosi body cam footage
Drugs obviously
wow, very pretty!
diving into tiktok now too? truly you are dedicated to your craft!
Comment by Jay in Ames on January 27, 2023 1:34 pm
Bongino calls it the worst mistake of his life.
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What?
Oh, I see, Jay, you were talking about Bongino saying taking the vaccine was the worst mistake of his life.
None of the kids do youtube anymore.
Twitter Files 15: The Hamilton 68
Never heard of it, but this one is a doozy.
twitter: Twitter Files #15
MOVE OVER, JAYSON BLAIR: TWITTER FILES EXPOSE NEXT GREAT MEDIA FRAUD
From Taibbi
they knew all along it was fake, and covered it up. Twitter execs have been lying all along.
Disappointing my wife continuously throughout all of 2020, I never got the jab. I’m thankful I stuck to my convictions. That being said, I’d be devastated if she dropped dead of unknown causes. She’s already dodged two bullets, a stroke and a tumor inside her heart that has to be removed.
Had to be removed. Past tense. 2015.
Velveeta
Kraft American Singles
Wisconsin Sharp Cheddar
Baby Swiss
I
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Every other cheese ever.
white or yellow american?
a) Velveeta isn’t cheese
2) I don’t know how anyone over the age of 12 can eat American singles
I like them! good old fashioned grilled cheese.
I don’t know how anyone over the age of 12 can eat American singles
I don’t know that I’ve ever met a real life cheese snob.
My palate can’t tolerate them anymore. I get a little sick thinking about eating most “kid foods” now. Can’t really eat ketchup, hot dogs, or any canned pasta either.
Is this real life?
You haven’t lived until you’ve attended a “fish sticks and Cheese Whiz” party!
It’s not even deliberate snobbery, there’s something in the flavor profile that overwhelms and disgusts me now.
Like any good American I am colorblind when it comes to cheese. My favorite tex-mex restaurant uses white american for their queso sauce.
Growing up my mom bought American cheese by the wax covered brick, the fancy kids got individually wrapped singles and I was jelly.
Ronna Romney is going to aim to go 0 for 6 after her reelection to chair the RNC!
Grilled cheese sandwiches made with Velveeta is comfort food. It was a staple when I stayed home sick from school.
American cheese slices are the only thing I’ll put on a homemade burger to make a cheeseburger.
I’d guess that a bologna & American cheese sandwich with ketchup is not on leon’s list of favorite foods.
*sung to the tune of “Young American”*
White American
White American
Queso is White American
She’s already dodged two bullets, a stroke and a tumor inside her heart that has to be removed.
Comment by Pendejo on January 27, 2023 2:45 pm
Had to be removed. Past tense. 2015.
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Holy crap, Pendejo. All the best to both of you!
My grandfather often took the government cheese when it was offered at his high rise and gave it to my mom for us kids. I made a lot of cheese, pickle and mustard sandwiches as a kid.
We got a few #10 cans of peanut butter but my dad always brought those for Boy Scout camp outs.
I use colby-jack on burgers.
Or muenster, or just cheddar.
I like that dip that’s made with Velveeta. I’ll enjoy it if I don’t overthink it.
Now if someone reads the ingredients of that cheese while I’m woofing it down with chips I may not enjoy it as much.
“Skim Milk, Milk, Canola Oil, Milk Protein Concentrate, Sodium Phosphate, Contains Less than 2% of Modified Food Starch, Whey Protein Concentrate, Maltodextrin, Whey, Salt, Calcium Phosphate, Lactic Acid, Sorbic Acid as a Preservative, Milkfat, Sodium Alginate, Sodium Citrate, Enzymes, Apocarotenal and Annatto (Color), Cheese Culture, Vitamin A Palmitate.”
Zeke is picky, he will only take his meds in a ball of velveeta or cream cheese, or stuck in a hotdog. I somewhat regularly have a chili cheese dog if I don’t want to cook.
twitter: Romney McDaniel wins RNC chair again, handily
Last time I had to give meds to Rowan I bought some of those Greenies brand pill pockets. They worked great. We had to fight off the other dogs who thought they were getting cheated out of a snack.
i see jimbro beat me to it. Regardless, Amanda is prettier
No argument there!
I have made my own “American” cheese it is simple, melt a good extra sharp cheddar in a little milk, add sodium citrate, and sodium hexametaphosphate.
It then tastes like cheddar and melts and slices like Velveeta.
I bought some sodium citrate. Is the hexametaphosphate necessary?
Those work great on my other dogs Jimbro but not Zeke. Chunky peanut butter can hide all kinds of pills, but again Zeke hates it.
elliot loves the greenies too. Peanut butter dog.
I could have this reversed Jay, one keeps it from breaking into oil, the other keeps it soft and melts smoother
BWAHAHAHAHA
Jay, she had the money to buy off the votes.
11 jobs created or saved.
[…] Big Boob Friday at Hostages […]
I was trying ld there would be no chemistry.
Take two:
I was told there would be no chemistry.
This phone fucks up more than it fixes.
I managed to get one, but unemployment in my sector at my education level has never gone higher than like 3% in my lifetime. There’s a dearth of talent and the workload is ever expanding.
Out: Kraft American Slices on white bread grilled cheese and Campbells Tomato Soup. In:Gruyère grilled cheese on Artisan bread and Tomato Bisque.
There’s a dearth of talent and the workload is ever expanding.
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Sounds like prime conditions for a higher salary
Provolone slices remind me of stinky feet
100% chance the first option would leave me with general intestinal distress and likely a short course of sinus congestion.
Maybe it’s nocebo, but the effect started before I got particular about what I ate.
Sounds like prime conditions for a higher salary
Because of the two job changes since Brandon asked for my resignation, I’m beating inflation pretty well. Can’t complain about that. But I don’t love the work and I’m just trying to finish the race at this point so I can do something useful and pleasant in my autumn years.
*kicks self again for not going into kinesiology and being Bret Contreras before Bret Contreras was Bret Contreras*
time to make the pizzas
My safe and effective meds arrived today.
Jimbro, do you still have a link to that Indian pharmacy?
Anyone know if Ivermectin has an “actual” expiration date?
Ditto on Scott’s question.
Keeping mine in the freezer.
I used to be the Velveeta and Ro-tel queso person.
I used to be the Velveeta and Ro-tel queso person.
I’m white as they get and I’m cringing.
Queso really wasn’t a thing growing up. Quesadilla…no se. we didn’t have bread. We had tortillas. We melted cheese on our tortillas. Didn’t have a name.
We got a new Charcuterie cookbook. Taste of Home. Chocolate Chip cheese ball recipe. Chocolate board.
Evening Closely Held Tony Danzas. I am a lover of most cheese, except the goat milk varieties. Never cottoned to those. Nothing wrong with Velveeta + Ro-tel. I currently have a most delicious home-made blue cheese dip / dressing in my refrigerator.
Regarding the Pelosi video, I can’t figure out who opens the door. Hammer man has both hands on the hammer, Paul has one on it and a drink in the other. Hard to tell what kind of door-opening mechanism they have, but he looks a little too far away to open with the drink hand anyway. It’s all very strange.
Mitchell, Dan made a Bleu Cheese ball for Christmas. It was seriously yummy.
Eh. I make my grilled cheese with sharp cheddar and swiss. I may be slightly snobbish. Or maybe I’m just weird.
https://www.genericcures.com/
Ships from Singapore
Mmm…sharp cheddar.
Happy birthday
When I visited my brother in Salzburg in 1991 we ate a lot of rice with mustard, drank a lot of beer and had Mozart balls for dessert
https://freewalkingtoursalzburg.com/mozart-chocolate/
Comment by mare on January 27, 2023 1:29 pm
I have a sister-in-law who goes to a restaurant and orders cheese like this, “We’ll have 4 of your stinkiest cheeses.”
We always end up with a fabulous array.
I have never heard of this system but it is excellent.
Jimbro, when I was in Vienna BITD, the bread and cheese baskets were the best things EVER.
When I made the European tour I was at the tail end of my 4th year of med school and my brother was in the second semester of his year abroad so finances were tight. There was a lot of eat a meal versus have money for beer decision making as the month progressed. After returning to the US and waiting for my internship to start I ended up carrying a credit card balance one of the few times in my life. Worth it for the experience though.
My roommate was a State Dept kid. We stayed at an American Embassy compound.
Guys, don’t fight with my vaccine loving friends on FB.
Mozart music: 2:33 mark she gives the other violinist a glance and a “I know what you did there” grin. I wonder what he did.
queefed
Beasn has already fought with Mack before. Let him go. You’re right.
Ronna getting re-elected means more fundraising spam. Rah.
That’s what spam buckets are for.
Really missed an opportunity there to have a Catholic with a can(n)on.
so, are the riots gonna get bad?
If the Memphis cops had been white, 100% yes. I’m not so sure now. Probably Target will get hit for the TVs.
Donnie enjoys rebus puzzles.