2022 BBF Championships – Round 2

Hello, and welcome to the 2022 Big Boob Friday Championships – Round 2

Headers with contestant names are links to their original BBF post.

#1 – ASHLEY TERVORT

SEMI-FINAL ROUND BYE

Born: Tuesday 10th of August 1999
Birthplace: California, United States
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Profession: YouTuber (former)
Hair color: Brown (Pup says “Auburn” FIGHT ME)
Eye color: Brown
Height: 5’10” (or 177 cm)
Weight: 125 lbs (or 57 kg)
Body type: Athletic
Measurements: 37-24-35
Bra/cup size: H
Boobs: Unknown (Pup says “Those boobs would kill you and everything you love they are so REAL”)

Comment by Pendejo on April 15, 2022 6:11 am
Finally, a credible weight.

Good job, Pupster.

Comment by n8sebaka on April 15, 2022 7:00 am
Smokin

Comment by leoncaruthers on April 15, 2022 8:20 am
10/10 would climb until my grip gave out.

Comment by Hotspur on April 15, 2022 10:34 am
How many of MJ’s hands would it take to cover just the right breast on this chick?

No rounding off.

Comment by MJ on April 15, 2022 8:45 am
9/10 would smash

LINK TO IMGUR GIF GALLERY

#2 – IZABELA IZYCKA

SEMI-FINAL ROUND BYE

Born: Wednesday 18th of September 1996
Birthplace: Warsaw, Poland
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Profession: Glamour Model
Hair color: Brown
Eye color: Brown
Height: 5’5″ (or 165 cm)
Weight: 130 lbs (or 59 kg)
Body type: Average
Measurements: 36-26-36
Bra/cup size: 36F
Boobs: Real/Natural

Comment by geoff on May 20, 2022 5:07 am
Yeah, her lips-to-breast ratio is actually about average.

Comment by Brother Tim on May 20, 2022 6:34 am
Models like this frustrate me. All the assets are in place but at no point does she seem happy to be there. Sort of kills the vibe.

Comment by mare on May 20, 2022 6:54 am
I’m with Tim, you spend all this money trying to look like…a Frankenstein of all the parts men like but you’re not enjoying it.
BOOOOOOOOOO

I like our huge-boobed BBF’s to be happy in their sluttyness.

Comment by Jimbro on May 20, 2022 6:59 am
Agree but this is Big BOOB Friday, not Big HAPPY Friday

Comment by MJ on May 20, 2022 7:39 am
9/10 would smash. Something about her I don’t like, though.

LINK TO IMGUR GIF GALLERY

#3 – OLIVIA BROWER

SEMI-FINAL ROUND 5 CHAMPION

Born: Tuesday 20th of September 1994
Birthplace: Cardiff-by-the-sea, California, United States
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Profession: Supermodel
Hair color: Blonde (Pup says “Auburn FIGHT ME”)
Eye color: Grey
Height: 5’9″ (or 175 cm)
Weight: 134 lbs (or 61 kg)
Body type: Average
Measurements: 36-26-36.5
Bra/cup size: 34D
Boobs: Real/Natural

Comment by jam2 on August 26, 2022 9:39 am
Pup nice jerb.
This chick is straight up good looking without the “I’ll do buhtseks for cash” vibe.

Comment by lumps on August 26, 2022 7:18 am
Good morning. This young lady is quite pretty.

Comment by Jay in Ames on August 26, 2022 7:42 am
I like the picture by the Cleveland steamer

Comment by Mrs. Peel on August 26, 2022 7:41 am
Cute girl. I like her taste in bras as well. They probably cost her 100+ bucks each, too. When you’re a weird size, bras are hella expensive.

Comment by MJ on August 26, 2022 7:46 am
9/10 would smash

LINK TO IMGUR GIF GALLERY

#4 – MARY NABOKOVA

SEMI-FINAL ROUND BYE

Born: Thursday 5th of December 1996
Birthplace: Russian Federation
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Profession: Glamour Model
Hair color: Blonde
Eye color: Brown
Height: 5’7″ (or 170 cm)
Weight: 107 lbs (or 49 kg)
Body type: Slim
Measurements: 38-24-32
Bra/cup size: F
Boobs: Real/Natural

Comment by TeeRoy Jenkins on January 14, 2022 7:02 am
Good thing I didn’t run across that in my youth. I’d given her all my money and half my shit.

That package is almost too perfect, sum ting wong.

Comment by Hotspur on January 14, 2022 10:17 am
This chick certainly starts 2022 with a bang.

Comment by leoncaruthers on January 14, 2022 10:54 am
After adjusting for her near-perfect height, I rate today’s model at 10/10

Comment by MJ on January 14, 2022 7:39 am
9/10 would smash

Comment by Hotspur on January 14, 2022 10:19 am
“9/10 would smash”

Jesus Christ, what do you want, egg in your beer?

LINK TO IMGUR GIF GALLERY

MODEL LINK TO IMGUR GALLERY FOR ROAMIE

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111 Comments

  1. If you like examples of synchronicity, start the song of the day and watch the Boob gif . Sometimes things work out in a way you don’t expect.

  2. I like Olivia’s face. On the other hand, this isn’t about her face.

    Whatever, I had to make a decision.

  3. Agree with the sync of song/boob gifs Pupster. I felt like I ought to have a fist full of dollar bills at the ready when viewing the gifs while listening

  4. TOUGH DECISION. MUST LOOK MORE AT BOOBS.

  5. Pupster loves me. I LOL’d at the second gif.

  6. Hotspur’s quote on the rooski hit differently a month later.

  7. I’m sending my vote to Arizona to be counted.

    wakey wakey

  8. I voted for the cute Russky based on maximum booba.

  9. So I’m thinking of dirty tricks and how often they get pulled, and how a lot of folks online are like “the only way the cheat goes away is if Rs do it too” and I’m starting to agree. But team R shouldn’t cheat for themselves. They should find some patsy to cheat for like, the Green Party, or Natural Law, or even the dems. Stuff the drop boxes across an entire state to like double the registered voter count. Make it glaringly obvious how badly broken the balloting system is to anyone not already in favor of such.

  10. These boobs reminded me of the two missiles that landed in Poland last week. Therefore the Pole received my vote. Who dominion voting systems will assign it to is anybodys guess.

    The Russian looks rentable if you’ve got Hunter Biden money.

  11. Lovely bunch today, tough choice.

    Suggested new blog tagline: “Hey kids, who’s excited to see the FTX polycule sex-tape dropping today?”

  12. Something tells me Caroline is a very dirty girl, but no way in heck do I want to see that.

  13. Izabela got a bad bracket. Mary Putin has this one

  14. who is Caroline?

  15. Part of the FTX Harem/Polycule and allegedly SBF’s girlfriend

  16. I think Leon mentioned this yesterday but I’ll repeat it – until about a week ago the initials FTX and SBF would mean nothing to me yet here I am using them with the assumption that most everyone knows wtf I’m referring to

  17. *link to picture of MacCauley Culkin looking at the picture and doing a double take

  18. MOM! Jimbro went full Oso!

  19. pups, I have scheduled a poat for tomorrow. You may send cash as payment.

  20. It’s a pretty big story with lots of coverage, and even a lengthy write-up at the mothership so it’s a reasonable assumption Jimbro.

  21. I thought MJ took tomorrow?

    Caroline is the human-beaver hybrid that was banging the rest of the FTX C suite.

  22. I didn’t see anything in the hopper, and missed that MJ said he’d poat.

  23. well, shee-it, now I see it, using a simple search. I’ve been staring at report layouts for FAR too long this week

  24. twitter: Boebert wins! recount coming up

    cope and seeth, fortified dems.

  25. MJ is unreliable, thank you for your post J.

  26. heh, Luke from Timcast got the website BidenFetterman.com

  27. Jay doesn’t think MJ can handle it.

  28. Quick, who am I?

    Now everyone is wondering why I’m laughing

  29. twitter: I’ve seen tweets you people wouldn’t believe.

    Evidently it’s funneh day on twitter

  30. Hm, they are delaying the release of the polycule sex-tape. “Not enough eyes on this.” Whatever. They probably don’t really have one anyway.

  31. Tough choice today, Pupster – well done!

  32. I thought the tape was out. I saw some 4chan/reddit censored pics. Or were those fake?

    I’m not watching that.

  33. BTW Mitch, it was 14 when I woke up.

    Yes, Fahrenheit

  34. The mid-morning art thread at the HQ is trying to move in on our Friday Big Boob turf…….one tit at a time.

  35. John Boehner
    Nancy Pelosi
    Paul Ryan

    Fuck them all.

    I think we’ll be saying the same about Kevin McCarthy, if we aren’t already.

  36. The mid-morning art thread at the HQ is trying to move in on our Friday Big Boob turf…….one tit at a time.

    I don’t think we have anything to worry about.

  37. I reminded them.

  38. 14 degrees?? Brrr. I’ll take my 70 something and gators over that. I’m not actively looking for polycule tape or images, just a morbid curiosity if it exists at all, really.

  39. I much prefer the no-gators-and-bugs environment.

    I have a nice coat.

  40. I’m gonna guess that I’d rather watch Lena Dunham fuck John Belushi’s corpse as to watch these FTX weirdos pollute the gene pool.

  41. heh, the libs in my fb feed are joining mastodon, and posting their handles.

    Let the copium flow!

  42. we are NOT having a watch party for that.

  43. twitter: Soon!

    Ded. Just ded now

  44. We’re at 9″ and counting for snow.

    Your mom took notice, but wasn’t impressed.

  45. Heh, I heard 6 feet for Buffalo.

    People calling the radio show criticizing Buffalo for moving the NFL game to Minneapolis, saying they are just soft. People are clueless.

  46. It got down into the 20s here last night.

    In Alabama, in November.

    Gonna be a hell of a winter, y’all.

  47. I wish it would freeze here. I’m tired of mowing my lawn.

  48. Jay, I don’t get your 10:30 link.

  49. My Christmas decorations are perfectly fine thankyouverymuch.

  50. I can’t even see my lawn.

    I need to get the heated water out to the chickens today, the bubble waterer was icy this morning.

  51. I didn’t get the 10:30 link either.

  52. The nipple in the art thread was frightening. I have seen exactly one set of lady nipples (my own), and they do NOT look like that. Maybe mine are the weird ones.

  53. I’m not bragging when I say I’ve seen a wide variety of lady nipples, but I can say with confidence that there’s a lot of variability. “Weird” would be not having any at all, or having extras, or having areaoloeaeolae that are lighter in color than the surrounding skin.

  54. Art nipple looked pretty normal to me.

    /shrug

  55. 10:30 link is Caroline will date Pete Davidson soon.

  56. So, I’ve been doing a deep dive into my heart rate ranges … and most months the lows are in the lower 40’s and the highs in the upper 180’s (a few in the 90’s).

    My may heart rate per my age is “supposed” to be 165 or something. that formula is bullshit.

  57. That formula goes back to Covert Bailey, iirc, and it’s a general guideline, not specific guidance. Pretty much nothing in nature is a perfect linear formula.

  58. Share a pic, Mrs. Peel, and we’ll let you know if they’re normal or not.

  59. Jeez, Bradford. She just started coming around again and you’re asking for noodz.

    At least wait until Pride Month is over.

  60. twitter: more weird FTX news

    Maxine Waters blew him a kiss

  61. I don’t know who Caroline is, and I don’t know who Pete Davidson is, so I still don’t get it.

  62. She’s a whore and he’s a noted lothario, HS, at least that’s the synopsis I gathered.

  63. I’ll let Will be the judge, but I guess it’s just what you’re used to. If mine are the weird ones, that’s fine with me. (Sort of like my feet. I have super flat duck feet (I leave wedge-shaped footprints), which is supposed to be undesirable, but I’m used to my own feet, so high arches look weird to me.)

  64. Maxine Waters blew him a kiss

    Definitely in the polycule. Wonder if Max will be in the sex-tape? Fingers crossed!

  65. Um, I am the alt-right and I never heard of the human-beaver hybrid until like Monday or Tuesday of this week. And my “darling” she is not.

  66. Oh my darling, oh my darling
    Oh my darling, Caroline!
    You are a crook and going to prison
    No more polycule, Caroline!

  67. But does she gag when she deep-throats?

  68. […] Is it time or Big Boob Friday? YES! […]

  69. I’m still trying to talk Dan into putting up a small crap tree. He doesn’t feel like Christmas this year.

  70. I have basically never heard of whatever “the alt-right” is supposed to be doing. Guess I’m not a very good evil rebel or whatever I’m supposed to be.

    The kids are already asking about putting up the tree(s), so I guess we’ll be doing that soon.

  71. Lauren Boebert appears to have finally won by the width of the thong I imagine her wearing, per the latest count and the concession of her opponent.

    She is welcome to be my darling at any time.

  72. One of the “news” networks had a guest who suggested she could work for Only Fans if she lost. Maybe MSNBC

  73. Yep, Jimbro. Pretty sure it was MSDNC. The Christmas Story Christmas is pretty good if you are a fan of Jean Shepherd and the original movie.

  74. I’m pulling for Ashley this week, Mary is a fine specimen but there are next to no gifs and video available on the light web.

    Thanks again to all you voters and common taters, especially Jay and Em Jay for the Saturday coverage.

  75. “pulling”

  76. As am I

  77. ISWYDT. Jimbro and Pup with the W⚓️

  78. A Christmas Story Christmas is ok if you are a Jean Shepherd fan and a fan of the original.

  79. Ben has classes at college until next Wednesday. It’s been so long I can’t remember exactly but I feel like my college ended classes the Friday before Thanksgiving. Most of the students at UMA live in Maine and can get home in less than a few hours and if they live further they probably just skip classes. Anyway, he’ll show up Wednesday night.

  80. I made za’atar roasted vegetables a couple of nights ago. Very good. Potatoes, carrots, parsnips and onion.

    Somewhere I saw a recipe for za’atar mashed potatoes but I can’t find it again. There’s a bunch of recipes for za’atar smashed potatoes but mashed is more traditional for Thanksgiving.

  81. Qatar bans beer sales at the world cup. British soccer hooligans mostly hurt. Maybe Qatar will allow Mexican Fentanyl for them instead. The world can only hope.

  82. One of our vendors is taking his daughter to Qatar for World Cup. I guess alcohol is a bit too far as Qatar has agreed to not prosecute gays for being gay.

  83. Sip penis, not beer!

  84. 🤪👋🏻

  85. Las Vegas was an attempt on KSB. Khashoggi was a Qatar spy.

  86. Fritz and Fiona. Love my hippos.

  87. So, my politics are garbage. I’m coming out from left field on everything. We haven’t received any of the stimulus checks. Not eligible for the BS winter surplus. Right field. Whatever.

  88. I just hurt Dans feelings by not eating pulled pork leftovers. I got so sick this AM at Taco Cabana. My allergies. The beef fajitas were awesome. My phlegm life…not so much.

  89. Sip penis, not beer!

    We’re talking soccer here , Cap’n Obvious.

  90. Nice mohawk, Leon

  91. I’m still hoping that I can represent with a dachshund crap tree. Dan doesn’t understand the DiT

  92. I need to get either a Godzilla or a Texas tree ornament for DiT. I have a Crap Tree (TM) every year with several Hostage ornaments.

  93. He’s MET him. How does Dan not understand Dave/

  94. Sadly Carleton stopped their annual release of a Godzilla ornament about 3 years ago.

  95. https://www.etsy.com/market/godzilla_ornament

  96. Memes are the Roman graffiti of our age.

  97. Memes are the Roman graffiti of our age.

    “loronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.”

    Sokath, his eyes uncovered.

  98. Work was slow tonight.

  99. wasn’t slow here

  100. Daniel explored remote places.


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