Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
Probably a repeat since I like this song.
Longer version if you prefer that one.
Birthday boy Zac Efron
I never saw Baywatch.
Also birthday boy Tyler Posey.
Also birthday boy Toby Regbo.
Fake redhead for Carin.
And that will do for today.
Thanks to Pirate’s Cove for the links every week. Hope your neighborhood has calmed down, dude. Y’all have a good day.
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Laughing at Joe Biden since March 2009 
Happy Banana Hammock Day
“execrate” is a word that doesn’t get enough mileage.
Execrate
Excrement
Excretion
Reminds me of my ex or something
A feast day I had not heard of until this morning
https://www.crisismagazine.com/2021/the-north-american-martyrs-and-the-myth-of-the-noble-savage
The author of the article has a weird writing pattern or maybe I’m still half asleep. I wonder if English is his first language (seems to be) or he’s just in need of an editor or a more astute reader
Wakey wakey
bon jour
Whose turn is it to make up incredibly lame excuses for not being in Carin’s running class?
I can’t run today, I can’t find my socks.
I’m seeing this band on Monday in a TINY venue. It’s going to be wild.
Class is tuesday and thursday lumps. Which you’D KNOW if you ever came.
Everyone loved the 800 meter repeats yesterday. Loved them. I pinky swear.
I can’t run today. Gotta go to your mom’s.
Can’t run today, have to manage equines in mud and freezing rain.
Making the liberal rounds today: the arrest of people for voter fraud in Florida. Videos, etc.
” Voter fraud? Y’all said anybody with a felony could vote, man.”
They should probably arrest they people who told them they could vote.
See? this is why I listen to metal. So I don’t get violent.
I saw that in a few places and can’t help but believe they will add it to the vaccine schedule. Too much money and liability at stake so it’s safer to harm the children
Can’t run, I stubbed my I don’t give a shit on the coffee table.
I thought I did go to CARin’s running class, but it turns out that was just a dream sequence.
I, for one, will laugh my ass off if the CDC causes the collapse of public schooling.
Pretty sure my district will be easy with the waivers if this shit goes through. The HPV fake vax is on the schedule but they waive that with a “uh no”. A lot of kids are just going to be poisoned, though, and everyone in charge at the CDC needs to face the gallows if they pull this.
At this point, drop the “if they pull this”. Sufficient crimes against humanity have already been committed.
Fair enough.
I can’t run because I’ve got a bone in my leg.
Donna needs to chill out. Good morning everyone. I’m sitting in a van waiting for something that was supposed to happen thirty minutes ago and that might not happen at all. Yippee.
“See? this is why I listen to metal. So I don’t get violent.”
I listen to metal as a soundtrack for when I’m feeling violent, not to prevent anything.
Cain listens to metal so we won’t have to.
time for another meeting. no napping today, LET’S GO!
talkative bunch. Must be out running
I’m in a “knowledge transfer” meeting for a departing contractor who can’t attend because Big Ag Corp shut off his access too soon to be at it, so the rest of the team is doing its best to narrow down what we need to know so we can email him.
I love this job. I’m staying until I retire.
twitter: if you’re poor, kill your baby
That is what Stacy Abrams just said in a national interview. And she will be lauded for it.
another Stacy Abrams fan?
Less than 3 weeks until election day …
It’s public. You should be able to see it until it’s taken down
Angry father calls pharmacy after his 7 year got myocarditis after getting the clot shot. The pharmacy never told his wife the risk.
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02ZfijAsBe2RfhrmkAZGzjsv4fYkNvEDQgPJC3UYXdatdLxcL5eqvTKpym75szZ9y8l&id=100001812559683
pharmacist didn’t know. pharmacist was following orders. CDC said it was ok. Everybody said…
and so on
She looks fun
twitter: cuffy slicin like a hammer
What’s the GOP solution to inflation?
If you want a new car, kill your baby.
If you want to travel the world, kill your baby.
If you want a bigger boat, kill your baby.
Moloch rewards the faithful, and honors his covenant with his people.
John Wayne Gacy wasn’t a “serial killer” he was a Climate Change Activist!
Jeffrey Dahmer didn’t really “eat people” he was fighting poverty!
Joseph Stalin, NOT a genocidal maniac but a Hero for Earth, permanently eliminating the carbon footprints of tens of million people!
I just can’t believe the stupid that is flailing around.
In order to offset the effects of inflation we created by increasing the money supply, we’re going to increase the money supply.
FFS.
Mao was the best friend Erf ever had.
-Stacy Abrams, probably
I’m no longer sitting in a van waiting for something to happen, because that thing happened. Good news.
Maybe a Dingo ate your economy.
I no longer believe aliens visit Earth. We’re downtown San Fran. Aliens roll up their force-windows travelling through the solar system. They’re afraid if they land they’ll get saucerjacked. This is the Bad Part of the Galaxy and they all know it.
I need to order some black Aida for part of my next stitching project. I hope that’s not rayciss. (It’s a starfield)
Speaking of people who are just infuriating…wait, were we talking about people like that? Well, we are now. My cousin’s son clearly has undiagnosed problems (the latest incident is a violent meltdown at school this week) and my cousin just flat refuses to take him to the world-class hospital for diagnosis and therapy, because it’s a 40 minute drive away and that’s just too far. The school district can handle everything.
PSA: School districts CANNOT handle special needs adequately. Their expertise is a mile wide and an inch deep.
*eye twitching*
Look, oftentimes it’s no taller than the walls. Sometimes it’s shorter, even. Or the cathedral is “ticklish” and you aren’t allowed to go right to it.
Stupid architects.
Gross but hilarious.
“I think the country doesn’t like impeachment used for political purposes at all. If anyone ever rises to that occasion, you have to, but I think the country wants to heal and … start to see the system that actually works. What we’ve done in the Commitment to America, but we’re really focused on the economy, on crime and the border. [Voters] don’t want you to focus on it. We focus on accountability.”
– Kevin McCarthy
“Bullshit.”
– Millions of fed up Americans
Worst Grandpa President ever.
Kevin, bubbelah, I don’t want healing. I want revenge.
I want a field of writhing bodies impaled on rebar. A field so large it can be seen from space. A field that Vlad Tepes would be impressed by, and the sultan would not be able to drag his troops past. I want salty rivers of blood and tears to flow from those who’ve done their utmost to destroy this nation and civilization itself.
I’ll settle for impeachment and imprisonment.
That McCarthy quote reminded me of a book review I read earlier in the WSJ, “‘Unchecked’ Review: Impeachment Malpractice”. It was written by John Bolton (the article, not the book). The book authors are 2 lefties and they said the impeachment was rushed and had no chance of working which only emboldened Trump. A book I’ll never read.
https://www.wsj.com/articles/unchecked-review-impeachment-malpractice-11666045294
Roamy, thanks for the reminder that I haven’t watched The Greatest Showman in a few weeks. 🤪
if we give the GOP power and they do nothing, it’s the end of the GOP
Welp. Here we go.
https://www.zerohedge.com/commodities/china-halts-resales-russian-lng-european-buyers
interesting, so EU has been buying LNG from China, and has 92% filled their storage.
LOL. The judge just now on The 5 talking about Kamala, “she can pivot”.
THAT’S important when you’re involved in a circle jerk!
Holy crap. Just now on the evening edit with Elizabeth McDonald, just said they’re going to have some gal with the last name Ballhaus on after the commercial break.
It can’t possibly be, can it?
Major disappointment. Rebecca Ballhaus is no Betty Ballhaus.
This is funny:
5. She’s the highest paid female CEO
Martine Rothblatt earns an incredibly high salary in her CEO position with United Therapeutics. She was named the highest paid woman CEO in 2013 at which time, her annual salary as $38 million. She has a estimated net worth of $380 million.
Except, of course, she’s a man. The highest paid female CEO is a man.
Digest that. Let it linger.
interesting, so EU has been buying LNG from China, and has 92% filled their storage
It’s not the EU, per se, they’re worrying about, it’s the EU sharing reserves with Ukraine, Jay.
if we give the GOP power and they do nothing, it’s the end of the GOP
Haven’t we been saying that for at least two decades or more?
^ Putin wants to go Stalingrad on Ukraine over the winter.
Except, of course, she’s a man. The highest paid female CEO is a man.
Not that surprising given that it seems a lot of the people with sexual mental illnesses that lead to transgenderism or pedophilia also seem to have narcissistic sociopathic or psychopathic traits/disorders that make them well suited for the C-suite of corporate America, That is one reason why putting transgendered men into women’s prisons is like letting the wolves into the sheep paddock. Particularly when you realize that a lot of women felons were manipulated by male partners in the crimes that got them locked up, so are probably extra vulnerable to aggressive males.
Home heating oil is above $5 now, like $5.23 or so. If my tank gets 150 gallons @ $5.00 even that’ll be $750 every 4 or 5 weeks from November to April. October is almost over and we’re using the heat pump only. Two cords of wood has been stacked in the garage so hopefully with that plus extra layers of clothes we can avoid using as much oil. I probably need to start eating a lot of cheese too, just in case I need the calories to keep warm
I thought the mom in the dad on phone with pharmacist, was a Karen who took the kids in for jabs while the dad was away.
Hard frost predicted tonight in western Virginia mountains. My oil furnace kicked on for the first time this heating season this evening. I usually only have to refill the 170 gallon oil tank 2 or 3 times a season, but I burn a lot of wood too. Growing up, my dad kept the thermostat set at 58 and I do about the same. Strong believer in layering sweaters and such indoors as well as out. The backup heat pump is set for a few degrees colder than the oil furnace, just in case the furnace hiccups, which it has been known to do. But until I see the electric bills this winter, I’m not sure anything electrical will be cheaper than the fuel oil.
We bought 4 tons of pellets for our pellet stove last summer.
Best move ever!
Electric was creeping up to $200/month when we ran the heat pump on cooling mode this past summer. Before having the heat pump it would average $80-90/month but it was on its way up to $140-150 even before it was running
WHELP. We are missing 15 boxes from the move. We’re missing a lot of kitchen items, clothes, and who knows what else. I still have a lot to unpack. This could be thousands of dollars worth of stuff, some of it utterly irreplaceable depending on the box. Hopefully we can still find them.
I live in a state with 320 days of Sunshine a year. Ambient sunlight in the Winter. We haven’t had to turn on our heater in 10 years. We use space heaters. I’m sorry about you guys that live in cold places, where your nose hairs freeze. Mitch, that was par for the course when the military moved us. Thousands of dollars in Playboy magazines and my dads sword/Civil War armaments collection. Japanese Katanas.
The propane company here has a pre-buy program in the summer. I grumbled about $2.69 a gallon, it’s over $1 more a gallon than last year’s contract. Not grumbling now, current price is $3.31.
Sorry Mitch, that sucks!! I hope you find it all. Did you call the moving company at both ends?
15 of the most valuable boxes too, I’m sure. Sorry to hear this, Mitch
One move, I labeled a kitchen box “Cat Fud”. I was watching the truck. I was told to help take boxes upstairs, the truck was safe. Albuquerque. Cat Fud stolen. Mostly spatulas, pots, and pans.
Haven’t contacted the moving company yet, though a customer service person called me yesterday to check up and I told her I was pretty sure stuff was missing. She sent me an email for filing a claim. Today was the first day I got enough boxes cleared out to do a proper inventory. It’s hard to tell what is “most valuable” to me from box labels. “Quilts” are the ones handmade by my parents. We had lots of family heirlooms and antiques I haven’t seen yet. “Frogs” are bronze sculptures we bought from galleries. I’ll do what I can and hope for the best.
NGL I watch and sing Hamilton
“Quilts” are the ones handmade by my parents.
Ouch. I hope they turn up.
CDC unanimously recommends COVID shots to vaccine lineup
NGL I’m angry/sad most of the time and squash it.
Old biz got fucked in the prior gvt-caused recession. OK.
Went through major changes, schooling etc late in life to start a new career, got gvt-fucked again. New career dead in the cradle as far as I can see.
We are now digging out and can afford tuna fish. Shhh. Don’t tell.
Jay, I’m hoping Leon is right, and this is the end of public school. Between that and the transgender gay drag show with zer/zim pronouns, they did it to themselves.
Lumps, you have valuable skills for the burning times.
You reminded me that David Brenner wrote a book called “Nobody Ever Sees You Eat Tuna Fish”, which was pretty funny. Miss him.
“There is no need for us to ask mothers vaccination status.”
Oh, and the hospital caught coding born alive babies as stillbirths….?
I don’t understand why hospitals are still all in. Is it now just fear of being exposed and sued?
RE: pushing this on kids, knowing they are zero affected from covid and knowing the not rare side effects on young people…this is way beyond the money anymore. These fucks are pure evil.
Defying expectations, Remy prevailed.