2022 BBF Semi-Finals Round 3

Hello, and welcome to the Big Boob Friday Championships, Semi-Final Round 3.

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Your model for today was born February 1st, 1997 in Romania. She stands 5′ 6″ and measure38 – 23 – 36 and 128 lbs. Please welcome Miss Julia Tica AKA Julia Denis / Juliatica / Teddyfleece.

Comment by Mrs. Peel on August 19, 2022 6:21 am
Man, my back hurts in sympathy just looking at her. I hope she has a strong core.

Comment by leoncaruthers on August 19, 2022 7:19 am
I felt nothing below the equator for this one. Maybe I’m sick or something.

Comment by MJ on August 19, 2022 7:35 am
I actually feel kinda bad for her.

10/10 would smash


model for today was born November 28th, 1996 in Los Angeles, California. She stands 5‘ 5″ and measure34 – 24 – 35 and 120 lbs. Pleasshoot your shot with Miss Tara Yazdi AKA Yazz.

Comment by Mrs. Peel on September 16, 2022 7:42 am
A very pretty girl! Even prettier when she smiles instead of pouting.

Comment by leoncaruthers on September 16, 2022 8:13 am
She seems fun.

Comment by MJ (ghee/ghem) on September 16, 2022 8:52 am
9/10 would smash


Your model for today was borMarch 17th, 1998 in Winnetka, Illinois, USA. She stands 5′ 5″ and measures 40 – 25 – 35 and 128 lbs. Please grab a snack for Miss Anna Kocnahius.

Comment by Jimbro on May 6, 2022 5:53 am

Comment by Jim in VA on May 6, 2022 5:55 am
Too many slut tats. Wouldn’t touch with a 39 1/2foot pole.

Comment by jam2 on May 6, 2022 5:56 am
Anotha contenda

Comment by MJ on May 6, 2022 7:31 am
8/10 would smash


Your model for today was born January 9th, 1999 in Hawaii. She stands about 5‘ 4″ and measure36 – 26 – 38 and 125 lbs. Please safe-search for Miss Kayley Gunner.

Comment by jam2 on September 23, 2022 6:13 am
Perfect BBF material.

Comment by lumps on September 23, 2022 7:08 am
That’s a future fat girl, no doubt. She looks like she’s talking in all the pics. Probably ordering pizza toppings.

*looks again*

Yeah, she’s saying “extra cheese.”

Comment by MJ (ghee/ghem) on September 23, 2022 12:03 pm
8/10 would smash

Comment by Tex Lovera on September 23, 2022 3:45 pm
9/10 would let her smash me.

Nice one pupster!

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  1. Easy week for voting

    Miss Anna Kocnahius

    Born on St. Patty’s Day and has cock in her name

  2. 11 votes and just one comment …

  3. Big week this week.

  4. In so many ways

  5. I tried reading Techno Fog’s coverage of the Danshenko (sp?) trial and found myself just not caring enough to read it that closely. I think it’s because I know from past experience that the trial will come and go and nothing will change in the FBI and no one will lose a job or pension as a result. Just going through the motions

  6. We are getting pummeled with rain today which is supposed to continue most of the day. 0630 and it’s still pitch black outside. I got the lawn mowed yesterday in anticipation of this so, for once, I feel like a smart guy.

  7. Miss Anna Kocnahius

    That side-boob shot is pretty compelling.

  8. Anna’s gif portfolio is incredible in it’s size, richness and depth.

  9. Who wants my vote this week?

    wakey wakey

  10. Two twerps threw soup on one of van Gough’s sunflower painting.

  11. First they lost the lesbians. Now they are losing the Muslims.

  12. I didn’t get the memo on the lesbos. Probably because of the trannies. “TERF”? They’re losing Hispanics … sorry, Latinx’s, over immigration and now the Muslims over grooming. Who does that leave, college educated women?

  13. I never hated Muslims, I just think they’re wrong about a lot of things and I don’t like terrorist mass murder regardless of who’s doing it. They’re right about this, and globohomo* thought they’d all just go along with the program like Rancid and Brofucker did.

    There are memes of a nuclear family standing under an umbrella labeled “Islam” while an LGBTQWTFBBQ+ rainbow is deflected by it. Good luck finding them, but it wasn’t a Baptist that made that.

    *Global Homogenization, which is the real “homo” I fear

  14. Leon, you chronic downer of a motherfucking eeyore, where do you get off, suddenly giving positive advice and inspiration??

    Like I said, all the videos about cosmic impacts and global upheavals have really given me hope for the future. And someone’s got to live through all this.

  15. I voted for least likely to give MJ an incurable disease during the smash session. Inprobably it was Miss California. You’re welcome, MJ.

  16. Y’all won’t hear from me for the next 10 days or so. I’m gonna be vacationing next door to a war zone. But at least I didn’t have to get jabbed to go.

  17. Weird thought I’ve probably expressed before. In Roman myth, Mars has two sons (Romulus and Remus, born from the rape of a human woman). In Greek myth, Ares (the Greek equivalent of Mars) has two sons, Phobos and Deimos. We named the planet “Mars” because it’s red like blood and for the same reason (iron oxide) and learned much, much later that it had two moons, which are named Phobos and Deimos.

    1) Why didn’t we name them Romulus and Remus to stay with the theme of Roman names for celestial objects?
    2) How the heck did they get that right all those centuries ago with no telescopes? Sheer coincidence?

  18. Safe trip Pendejo. Do not engage with the Gypsies. Not even eye contact is safe.

  19. Jimbro – Lesbians (who still have some brain left – and probably not pink hair) don’t want to have sex with transwomen, which has caused a rift. They also are waking up to the idea that it’s really not “feminist” to just say a man can be a woman. I found a good bit about it yesterday, let me see if I can find it.

    Here ya go:

    “According to gender ideology, people who do not identify with the social roles and stereotypes typically associated with their sex are considered “transgender.”
    That’s Gender Ideology 101. If it comes across as completely insane, that’s because it is.
    Gender ideology has therefore proven to be a hard sell for many adults who rightfully view such ideas as regressive and sexist. After all, this worldview entails that a woman who does not fully embrace femininity is not actually a woman, and a man who does not embrace masculinity is not actually a man. If this sounds similar to the regressive and oppressive system that women’s and other human rights groups fought for decades to overcome, that’s because it is. But it’s actually much worse, since it also promotes the idea that a “mismatch” between one’s sex and “gender identity” can be medically “corrected” with hormones and surgeries.”


  20. MJ smash all

  21. I’ve never really understood why butch lesbians didn’t find more common cause with straight men. We basically like the same things.

  22. No one likes competition, MJ, and they know we have something they lack.

  23. to be honest, I get along well with the actual butch lesbians.

  24. Biceps?

  25. Me too, Jay.

  26. Lesbians don’t buy fleshlights, MJ.

  27. 2) How the heck did they get that right all those centuries ago with no telescopes? Sheer coincidence?

    Definitely NOT coincidence. Let me introduce you to my friend, Giorgio Tsoukalos. He has a show on the History Channel.

  28. those brats that tried to ruin the Picasso? They should bring in the French police to rip their hands off the wall, then reglue them. Repeat often.

  29. Giorgio is controlled oppo, Mitch. Just like Charles Hapgood was before him. Sensationalism meant to discredit and hide the truth. Paid by the same folks behind the Flat Earth scam and the New Geocentrists.

    There’s also a story of how Mars was felled once in battle, and his face was permanently and deeply scarred.

    Valles Marineris, with CONUS for scale.

  30. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not full-bore Saturn Myth or Hyperborea, but there’s a whole lot of ancient myth about stuff happening in the sky and iconography that depicts what look like plasma discharge patterns. Comet or asteroid impacts and solar events/storms as the main drivers of sudden climate shifts has a lot more explanatory power to me than “it just got warmer” for the ice age or “they just died” for the dinosaurs.

  31. Had me worried you were going full Enterprise Mission on me there, leon.

    And yeah, I tend to get on well with most of the proper butch lesbians that stay in decent shape. They tend to have some self respect and don’t bother with much nonsense, I can respect that. It’s the garbage tier folk that cause all the bullshit and ain’t nobody got time for that. (Disclaimer: I may or may not be borderline garbage tier.)

  32. oh goody, there’s another Jan 6 Documentary, done by Pelosi’s daughter!

  33. “Aliens” is also… silly. Makes no sense at all. That’s what I mean by sensationalism meant to discredit. Say you think there might have been a bigger civilization before the end of the ice age that was seriously damaged if not destroyed when it ended, and they lump you in with Von Daniken.

  34. Looks like Giorgio was controlled oppo.

    Athens– Fans mourn the loss of Giorgio A. Tsoukalos, the Ancient Alien Theorist better known by his Ancient Annunaki name, ‘Γεώργιος Α. Τσούκαλος,’ who died early Saturday morning at his home in Athens.

    Tsoukalos was pronounced dead at 2:42 a.m. GST. Cause of death was listed as “Multiple grievous wounds,” He was 34.

    No foul play was suspected in his death. Tsoukalos is survived by seven ex-wives and twelve children.

    Because no will was entered into the public record, Tsoukalos’ charity for the development of a space elevator will dissolve.

    The Tsoukalos Estate, a multi-trillion dollar international religion, is to be turned over to his next of kin.

    Giorgio Tsoukalos rose as a leader in the US government’s top-secret Project Blue Beam, which plans to ensnare the entire world in a new space cult founded on Ancient Alien Theories. The Ancient Alien TV show recently came under fire after documents Anonymous revealed from Stratfor showed that the History Channel was paid directly from the Bohemian Grove Trust Fund in exchange for more Ancient Aliens. Ancient Alien Theorist Theorists now believe Giorgio Tsoukalos will become the leader of a new world religion which will dominate earth after HAARP fires off a worldwide auroral light show on December 21, 2012. This date, of course, was chosen by the government because of its mystical significance to Native Americans and television addicts.

    God, don’t you just love the Internets!

  35. Honestly you don’t even need aliens to come up with that. Say some culture develops during the transition to warmer climate. Did they develop on the sea coast?


    We’ll never find the traces at this point, naturally, because they’ve been on the wrong side of the land/sea divide for millennia now. But hey, aliens in Atlantis and Velikovsky and all that garbage.

  36. Velikovsky I can sort of forgive. He was trying to make sense of myth and how it might have played out with solar system shuffles, but without knowing fuckall about the masses or momentum involved or anything about classical mechanics.

  37. The recent hell week death was caused by oversight. The kid chose to continue on, so not a fault of the process … but he probably should have been given more complete medical care upon completion.

  38. Also – there are accusations that he was using some sort of drugs to help him along. And that the Navy looks the other way for KNOWN strategies to cheat that rule.

  39. I know stuff.

  40. Speaking of my seal dropout, he’s on MOD 12. 5 more mods to go. He may get his duty assignment in the next few weeks. He hopes to end up in Maryland (that’s the closest to home.)

  41. Welp, my tits are in last place again.

    I’m just not very good at this.

  42. Hotspur – my vote can be bought.

    /just saying

  43. And I know this makes me racist, but I do not find brown skin attractive.

    Actually it’s my dick that is racist.

  44. By some accounts, even among the dark-skinned people, lighter skin is considered attractive. Big issue in India and Brazil and the like. That “Latinx” racista on the LA City Council let slip about that in the recordings that got out too.

    My dick isn’t racist about skin color, but it’s oddly particular about facial structure and hair texture. I had Indian coworkers at F*rd who where darker than any of my black friends in college that I found very attractive.

  45. Systemdick racism.

  46. I think I’ve peaked. I’ll be coasting the rest of the day.

  47. Pretty sure it’s mutual, too. Very few black women are willing to date white men, and many more will shame the few who do.

  48. “How the heck did they get that right all those centuries ago with no telescopes?”

    I’ve wondered the same thing about Jupiter being the king of the gods. Sure, it’s a pretty bright dot in the sky, but not as bright as Venus.

  49. I’m looking at some gangsta’s Facebook photos and he’s doing the thing where he spreads out his stack of cash, but there’s enough resolution to see they are singles, so he’s actually holding about 18 dollars.

  50. Venus is the Morning Star and the Evening Star. (It took a while before anyone pieced together it was the same thing…) Jupiter is visible in the night sky entirely instead of just narrow windows of time.

  51. You mean like this, Sobek?

  52. Yes. But my guy at least had the sense to use only singles, so they spread out a little more.

  53. This is one tough bracket with a lot of heavyweights.

    Decisions, decisions…

  54. Anna! Anna!!

  55. Sobek – new Gojira single out today.

  56. Went with Tara.

    While I respect Anna’s 40-inch tits, I can’t respect her 40-odd tats.

  57. Ok, I voted.

  58. Anna! Anna!!
    Read that as Anal! Anal!!

    *clutches pearls*

  59. Yeah, they call it “colorism”.

    I usually find white guys more attractive, but like Leon, I think that has to do with facial structure rather than skin color. I thought Trivette (Clarence Gilyard Jr.) was handsome on Walker, Texas Ranger.

  60. And I would be happy to tell Idris Elba about the waters of my homeworld.

  61. Jimbro, they’re usually called “beads” in that context, not pearls.

  62. I also knew some very dark-skinned Filipinas in college. At least one of them had the option to be Mrs Caruthers, whether she knew that or not.

  63. In the realm of physical attributes, here are things that generally turn me off:
    – any obvious facial reconstruction — I can spot a nose job or chin tuck a mile away
    – botox lips
    – facial piercings
    – tattoos — anywhere
    – big booties
    – big tits — especially the augmented variety
    – fingernails – if they’re longer than an eighth inch, and/or painted multiple colors, and/or sparkles and gems
    – hairy legs
    – most perfume
    – corn rows
    – dreadlocks
    – ostentatious jewelry
    – slit skirts
    – plunging necklines
    – sculpted eyebrows
    – Australian accents

  64. And of course… dark skin.

  65. I will say though, that I can totally excuse things that are natural. To a point.

  66. I wouldn’t describe those as physical attributes, more like intentional adornments designed to impress an audience.

  67. Big booty Aussie chicks hardest hit

  68. For Hotspur:

  69. The Botox goes in facial muscles, “plumpers” (whatever those are) go in the lips.

  70. Big booty Aussie chicks hardest hit

    Ladies, I’m here for you.

  71. For Hotspur:

    I’ll take it.

    She checks all of the boxes.

  72. Took the wife to the liquor store and someone recorded us.

  73. Turn offs:

    Talons for fingernails
    Facial piercings
    Belly button zipper pull piercings
    Dirty feet, ick.

  74. ewww pepe is a foot guy


  76. Turn-offs:
    -Long hair
    -Unkempt appearance (unbrushed or unwashed hair, scraggly beard, dirty fingernails, etc.)

    The last three kind of go together.

  77. Turn offs:
    A Michelle Obama sized cock.

  78. TiFW had a great defense about Velma on her Facedouche. I agree with HS. I work with several young women that would be conventionally pretty, but the piercings and the tats make them unattractive.

  79. I don’t understand this food


    She seems like she enjoys a good stick of butter

  80. I’m actually crying laughing at the Psycho Giamboni post

  81. Blast from the past.

  82. great, now Nine Line is dropping Black Rifle references in their interviews.

  83. Boards are a “Thing.” We sell Board books at the Club. CoW took pictures of the Boards she made during Balloon Fiesta. Shark Cootchie is now Boards. We call it adult lunchables. I asked Dan if I could buy a Boards book. He said “Too much food for two people. You have no ‘Real’ friends.”

  84. Boards aren’t really a thing, it’s just a gimmick to put out more content for the sake of hits.

  85. Imma gonna make shark cootchie boards out of pallets behind the chemical plant.

    Sand off the skull and crossbones


  86. I do all my shark cooties in custard dishes for individual serving sizes.

  87. Leon, we have the Tupperware sectioned dealio. We set it up ahead of time. Not as cool as a shark cootchie. BITD lumps talked about Sharp Cheddar and Ginger Snaps. I have created multiple addicts. My Tia made a Key Lime Cheese Ball. Used Nilla Wafers as the cracker. I made a Key Lime cheese ball. Used Ginger Snaps. You’re welcome, crackers/cookies.

  88. All the cool kids are using tackle boxes for shark cootchie.

  89. Turn offs:

    Good taste
    High Standards
    Adequate vision
    Sense of self worth

  90. Saw that, Buffalone.

  91. Monterey Jack+Chikn in a Biscuit+Pick a Peppa. I substituted Pepper Jack.

  92. We have quesadillas in our Freezer dept. I don’t even cook and I can make quesadillas. CoW told me his fiancé only orders quesadillas at “Restaurants.” Dan “Wow, a freezer food you aren’t lazy enough to buy.” Passive aggressive or retaliation? I trust you guys.

  93. There will be retribution. I ain’t waiting.

  94. Heh. Mexican grilled cheese sandwiches.

  95. IKR?

  96. Mexican cheese is amazeballs in a quesadilla. Not as greasy. We have flavored butters. Honey cinnamon butter quesadillas are 🎤Amazing🎤

  97. Ben went through a shark coochie phase a year ago and We were down to no cutting boards out of 4 possible.

  98. Yep. Shark cootchie is dated. We have a coyote cutting board that I wanted to cootchie. Dan is an ass. I’m liking Melting Pot. Fondue, MFers. He’s blocking me

  99. Pendejo, have a great vacay.

  100. I’m gathering that shark cootchie may not be what I initially thought it was.

    This is reassuring, but also, disappointing.

  101. The more well-heeled refer to it as charcuterie.

  102. Having an existential moment. Was reading when an old Gin Blossoms song came on. It sounded different.

    I was in flight school in Arizona in 88-89, and was a casual acquaintance of Doug Hopkins, who wrote and played guitar on that song.

  103. I think these fuckers re-recorded it after he died. It sound different, the guitar especially.

  104. Doug could violent pay a song.

  105. Back in ‘89 I was in flight school and was drinking when I wasn’t flying. These guys were tearing it up in Tempe.

    Best bar band I’ve ever seen. Partied a lot with them.

  106. “Alison Road” is one of my favorites by Gin Blossom.

  107. And of course, “Hey Jealousy”, but that got a LOT of airplay.

  108. There was a band from Tucson that would come up.

    The Sidewinders. They were cool.

  109. The lead singer from the Sidewinders was Dave Slutes.

    Nice guy, great talent. No idea why he never made it bigger.

  110. One other new band was starting when I got my wings.

    The Refreshments. These guys were fun.

  111. Many years on I still keep an eye on where Roger Clyne is playing. ‘Counterclockwise’ is a cool song.

  112. A few years ago, when spuds were .99 for a five pound bag (on sale) at the end of Winter, I’d host ‘baked potato bar’ parties at work. I just bought two bags, washed them up and baked them up. My coworkers would each bring in one or two toppings that day and line them all up in the lunch room counter, others would bring plates and knives and forks, etc. and I would bring a little foil-lined cooler with 10 lbs of oven-hot baked potatoes. It was pretty fun, everybody got a nice dinner of piping hot baked potatoes smothered in butter, bacon, broccoli, cheese, scallions, chili, sour cream, etc and so forth. It was a good time and it cost us each very little.

    That same bag of potatoes is about five bucks now. Ridiculous.

    I’d still do it though.

  113. So what are your old favorite bands that are still making fun music?

  114. your mom

  115. One of my faves is Sloan. They’re Canadian. Big in Canada, very underappreciated here. https://youtu.be/Qffy6uHkcTU

  116. I saw them last year in STL. They kicked ass.

  117. That video was filmed under the ILS antennas at Gander Airport.

  118. I was thinking about what it was that was so galling about this whole covid debacle wrt the masking and other bullshit.

    When during the height of the hysteria I told someone that the masks do nothing, and they retorted at me that ‘the experts say,…’ regarding the fauciBS establishment.
    That was the thing. Their appeal-to-authority comparison of one random healthcare worker telling the truth, against the whole of the government health system, which was lying. Of course they would come to the wrong conclusion, right??

    NO. All any of these assholes had to do to find the truth was to look up mask efficacy in medical info from the library or in scholarly articles online. Or use their own critical thinking to figure that a flimsy paper mask that can’t protect you from fucking airborne sawdust certainly won’t protect you from viruses.

    1. Library reference books
    2. Native critical thinking

    Nobody employed any of that, and if they did, they kept their lips zipped shut about it out of fear.
    And of course, those that did do the right thing were censored and fired and started substacks.

    Kill your fucking TV. The fewer pre-programmed people are walking around, the more questions they ask, and the more questions get asked, the less bullshit these cunts get away with.

  119. I’m currently reading ‘Trouble Boys’. It’s the definitive history of the Replacements.

  120. When I was at the Air Force Academy the Replacements and Husker Du were the sound of the rebellion I couldn’t express.

  121. How about Fountains of Wayne, Phat?

  122. Their version of ‘eight miles high’ kicks all asses.

  123. Lumps, I thank God for the Hostages every day. I don’t have the medical knowledge, but I’ve worked with enough gov’t people like Fauci that all the alarm bells went off. I can’t tell how much it helped to know I wasn’t alone, especially when they were trying to fire me.

  124. What’s up, phat?

    This is an interesting video about the Gin Blossoms, including info on Doug Hopkins:

  125. The only Sloan song I’ve ever heard:

    I’ll check out the songs you linked, too.

  126. Good song, even better video, by another Canadian band:

  127. ***waves at phat***

    Hi, everyone! We are in Brackettville, Texas this weekend, celebrating my MIL’s 92nd birthday. Brackettville is 40 miles west of Uvalde; they have a memorial circle set up in the town square (we always drive through Uvalde on the way to MIL’S house; there is NOTHING between Uvalde and Brackettville).

  128. I was friends with Doug Hopkins back in 88-89, before the Gin Blossoms got big and signed to a label.

    He was a big drinker and the vast majority of his songs came from the pain of a break up. Back when we were hanging out his girlfriend had just gotten sent to Greenland (she was an ATC type).

    I never met her. Thinking back on those days I think Doug was a very restless soul.

  129. Sobek,

    I just watched that clip. It’s all wrong. To the point of being lies.

    Doug and Bill were best friends in high school and were in a couple of bands. They even recorded a few tracks. I have them.

    Jim Swofford was the first lead singer, his sister Kathy was Doug’s muse and the object of ‘Hey Jealousy’.

    When I met them they had just come back from trying to make it the PNW, added Robin and Jesse and started playing bars on Mill St.

  130. Thanks for telling me that, phat. Apparently you can’t believe everything you find on the Internet.

    But you can still take my post about Offenbach to the bank.

  131. The bands were the Psalms and the 10 O’Clock scholars. If you listen to the old tracks, you can hear genesis of Doug’s ringing guitar sound.

  132. Found It!

  133. Jim is singing lead in this. No idea what happened to him.

  134. One of my big regrets in life is thinking ‘maybe I could of talked Doug off the ledge’.

    He was drinking heavily, but not suicidal (I thought) when we parted in ‘89. We reunited when he crashed at my place in LA in 90, but I got deployed to Desert Storm and then they got huge.

  135. Hi TiFW! Hope you are doing well!

    Things are good here in Southern Illinois.

    Just got back from Paris, so my sleep schedule is still a bit messed up.

  136. 20 + yrs Sloan is still kicking ass.

  137. Look on YouTube for their live stuff. They rock, In a power pop way.

  138. Sobek,

    Just watched the ‘weakerthans’ .


    Let’s keep on a Canadian pop theme. I give you:


  139. Both Sloan and this band are from NewFoundland, which is like the Canadian version of WTH?

  140. I’ve spent a lot of time in Gander and Halifax.

    Great place, very Hoosier.

  141. Watch Trailer Park Boys. That’s Nova Scotia.

  142. I just got back from Europe (Munich and Paris), so I’ll be here all weekend!

  143. Sobek does all of his fancy music posts!

    QOTA posts! Metal posts!

    I’m a power pop guy. Allow me to indulge you later this week on my curation of this uniquely American music.

  144. Don’t expect rainbows, pal.

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