Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
Oh-wah-oh-way-woah!
Birthday boy Matt Bomer above the fold.
And below the fold.
Sam Page.
Trevor Donovan.
Re-run redhead for Carin.
Last, but not least.
And that will do for today.
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October 12, 2022
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Low and Loose, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Redhead Bonus Points, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., Your mom likes this . Tags:1500 miles, no one holds a grudge like I do, still upset at bride . Author: roamingfirehydrant
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The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.
Get TITS2 & The H2 Stuff
Laughing at Joe Biden since March 2009 
Humpday is upon us once again
Funny, your mom says that every single day of the week.
wakey wakey
Another great night’s sleep. On a roll!
Taking mom out today for funzies then I will probably work over the weekend again.
I slept good too, mostly because Elliot has quit coughing all night.
Buc-ee’s gets in the twitter game, too
Buc-ee’s
@BuceesUSA
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Oct 10
Funny. Your mom is also called highway Walmart. You know, cause a bunch of truckers run through her and it’s bargain prices.
Kathy Barnette on Tim Pool. Good interview.
Rita Hayworth – classy dame
remember when?
Rita Hayworth, loved her in Shawshank Redemption
Sorry to be so quiet today, I’m watching a long video on magnetic pole shifts and global catastrophes and whatnot.
It’s giving me hope for the future.
The. Fucking. Nerve.
Today’s Wikipedia front page.
conspiracy theory last year?
One of their data points supposedly in favor of crustal shift is arctic dinosaur fossils since it can’t have been cold there at the time, but a much-thicker atmosphere in dino times is a much simpler explanation of that.
I’m reading a story on the New York Post website and about half way through the story gets wiped out by an advertisement from the Robert O’Roarke campaign. Why is that faggot advertising in NY based newspaper?
Because that’s where his base is.
I’m guessing it’s targeted to your region rather than NY itself. Any time I try to watch a YouTube video I get Jared Golden vs Bruce Poliquin ads … every time. They’ve replaced the ubiquitous VRBO ads
There’s some huge $$ behind VRBO. Seems suspicious.
Jbro, when I was up in Vermont and NH earlier in the month the Democrat senator from NH had bought up just about all the tv advertising space. Maggie somthinorother. I hope she gets her ass rolled. That’s how bad her commercials wore me out.
So did anyone hear about when Pluto “lost” 20% of it’s atmosphere between 2016 and 2018?
Because that’s weird and I didn’t, but it happened. Most likely due to the elliptical orbit and it getting so far out that some portion of what passes for air on Pluto froze solid and fell to the ground, but we don’t actually know, and it happened stupid fast in geological terms.
it’s clear it was due to climate change
Unfortunately I think she’s going to win based on demographics and incumbency. Her opponent is a retired general and a solid candidate (labeled an election denier by the MSM) but NH has really gone blue over the years.
https://dailycaller.com/2022/10/05/bolduc-hassan-new-hampshire-senate-race/
Apropos of nothing, what is the deal with women and their limp-wristed, dead fish handshakes? Did I miss the memo? Is it “unladylike” to have a firm handshake?
Technically Jay, you’re right. Pluto’s climate did in fact change. But only high-functioning anti-human retards like David Attenborough refer to that as a cause rather than an effect.
I don’t know either Peel, it is something that has annoyed me forever. Like shaking a dishrag. The worst one is when they give you just the ends of the fingers. The fuq? What’s the problem?
Probably because there are no consequences or complaints most of the time. A man has a limp handshake and he’ll get razzed about it, often to his face. If I shake a woman’s hand and it’s weak I assume it’s because she doesn’t want to touch me at all, and I sure as shit can’t say anything about it.
So what you’re saying is, the next time I get handed a dead fish, I should go ahead and say out loud, “What’s with the limp wrist, bitch? Too much jilling it?” OK, noted.
Back when I was working with Delphi automotive one of the higher ups there had a crusher handshake. You had to be prepared before you shook hands with him. One of the other guys an Indian(dot) dude was the complete opposite. Complete limp handshake. We used to joke about when those two must have met for the first time and wondered how the Indian guy didn’t have all the bones in his hand crushed.
LOL , Peel. That is exactly what you should do. Don’t forget to film it and put in on social media as a PSA.
As kids we used to laugh about handshakes at church by Dick “Iron Grip” Stanton. He was built like a fire plug and my brother and I used to crack up after getting our hands crushed.
So what you’re saying is, the next time I get handed a dead fish, I should go ahead and say out loud, “What’s with the limp wrist, bitch? Too much jilling it?” OK, noted.
*Bearded Blond Chad Face*
Yes.
twitter: the French police deal with hands glued protesters differently
IT’S JUST A HEARING ISSUE!
Alternatively, HE WEARS GLASSES
Happy Hump Day!
Every single person on screen needs to be fined by PayPal, banned from Twitter, and beaten soundly with a yew branch.
I always thought the female limp handshake was a feudal relic of when they put their hands out to be kissed, not shaken. It just never fully evolved to the male counterpart of demonstrating that you weren’t holding a weapon in your dominant hand.
I can see that
Tulsi endorses Joe Kent
Every single person on screen needs to be fined by PayPal, banned from Twitter, and beaten soundly with a yew branch, and violated anally with a piece of firewood.
…wrapped in barbed wire.
That works. The sound beating can go on for several days, too, with meth and first aid to prolong wakefulness and agony.
Older Mexican men have a very limp handshake. It seems to be a cultural thing.
One Indian (feather) guy would really try to hurt you. Not just a strong grip, but he’d try and catch your fingers and crush them. I don’t know if it was a macho thing, or a racial thing. He was an asshole either way.
One positive thing about the Rona, no more shaking hands during Mass. Except in Amarillo. Everyone at Mass in Amarillo acted preCOVID, during peak COVID.
Hasn’t rained in weeks…well, it’s raining heavy now. Thunder and all. Parking where I park will probably be a pond again. Sigh.
We’re on our 3rd day of rain. Really hoping it’ll stay cool enough that I don’t have to mow again, but I don’t like my odds.
Went to the pharmacy to get my meds, everyone was masked and the line for boosters/flu shots was 10 deep. We are back to the 2 chair privacy screen. Peak COVID we had a jab waiting station
I just ordered more quercetin, finally back in stock.
How long has it been since anyone went around kissing women’s hands, though? I mean, anyone my age should definitely have grown up with the expectation that adults shake hands and no one is going to be smooching your fingers.
I dunno. It wouldn’t be the first time I’d missed a memo that the entire rest of my half of humanity got.
it’s different for royalty, we don’t have that here.
Definite shortage of ass kissing around here too
Well, there was a lot of hand kissing back in the pre-antebellum South, if Gone With The Wind is to be believed. If you look at a lot of movies from the 1930’s and 1940’s, I think you see that women put out their hand, offered palm down, and it is merely lightly held, not shaken.
I don’t think handshaking with women happened much until the 1970’s and the feminist movement and women entering the workforce. Handshaking is a quintessential workplace gesture. And a lot of women were uncomfortable with a regular handshake.
Sounds like quite a few still are. But it’s an evolving custom, I suspect.
I skip the handshake and go straight for the side hug. With a reach around tittie cupping if I know em well enough. 😳
Watching The Five, I like Harold Ford, first time I’ve yelled shut up Harold like Juan Williams was on.
Christ, when it comes to Hunter Biden the son is not guilty of the fathers sins, nor is the father guilty of his sons sins, unless they’re co conspirators, which is blatantly obvious.
The previous comment is under review. Suspected Bullshit.
Pendejo, you must be really well known in the HR Department. LOL
If I get a limp handshake I try and educate. “Is that all you got?” if there’s at least a grip, “Let’s try that again with some feeling” if I have to let go and recalibrate. And always rook eye, Daniel-son.
Don’t hug me. I H8 being touched. I have deals with most of mi familia. Dan is worse than I am about hugging.
Puppy, my mom taught us to make eye contact and make a firm shake. She hated fish hands. Dan has a firm hand shake, but a weak please and thank you. True story. He’s worked retail for almost 40 years, and he doesn’t always please and thank you. Pretty sure it’s White Privilege. Pretty sure.
I found cucumber-infused vodka on the shelf at the grocery store yesterday. In and of itself, not the most surprising thing. However, this was an imported brand from Holland, named Effen.
So I bought it, took it home, then asked my wife if she wanted to taste my Effen cucumber.
Shut up, Leon. Oso H8 for the cuke.
Well I’m not letting you taste my Effen cucumber then.
I didn’t know tasting Leon’s cucumber was even a thing.
New category for Mondays.
Or the gardenblawg.
Our town wants to borrow $267 million to renovate 5 elementary schools. Town population is 28,000.
If it passes we will move.
Lumber is up, but it’s not that up.
They will call it The Clean Water for Children Act, or something like that, and all the idiots that know nothing about it will vote yes.
The last big expenditure was The Clean Water Act, it passed. Who doesn’t want clean water? It had nothing to do with drinking water, it was millions to clean up the CT River.
Out water now costs 4X more.
maybe they will get some from the billion they just saddled Alex Jones with. more than Pfizer killing people. for words
The Vioxx settlement was 1/10th of that nonsense.
When they came for Alex Jones, I did nothing because fuck Alex Jones.
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Our water district covers the land along the river but not the 80% of the town away from that strip. My sewer and water bill has grown expodentially in the years I’ve lived here. They’re always looking to improve the water quality using federal grants. The first big one I was around for was part of the Obama spending frenzy and we had a couple of signs with the JEF’s name on them downtown. We’ve had 2 more big projects since then.
*sends Pupster a plague of gay frogs*
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How long has it been since anyone went around kissing women’s hands, though?
Join the Society for Creative Anachronism, they still do it, and very nicely, too.
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Couldn’t find this on youtube or rumble for Osita, still looking around.
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I need a 9gag intervention
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Disturbing enigmas rattled Patrice.