Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
A lotta miles since my last poat.
Birthday boy Armand Assante above the fold.
And below the fold.
Birthday boy Charlton Heston. Tag says “Omega Man”, but I can’t vouch for that.
Now for the other hunks.
Fake redhead for Carin.
Last, but not least.
And that will do for today.
Thanks to Pirate’s Cove for the links every week. Y’all have a good day.
October 5, 2022
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Low and Loose, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., Your mom likes this . Tags:1500 miles, no one holds a grudge like I do, still upset at bride . Author: roamingfirehydrant
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The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.
Get TITS2 & The H2 Stuff
Watching rigged elections since March 2009 
Slutty Velma for the win.
Been raining here for a couple days.
I’m not caught up on training yet
Who’s gonna play Velma in the next movie.?
That shop teacher from Canada?
Ur mom.?
Velma is lesbian = Elvira is lesbian
Except the latter is real
https://nypost.com/2021/09/21/elvira-reveals-sexuality-wilt-chamberlain-encounter-more/
And I give zero fucks about either scenario, the first of which was designed to provoke a response and the latter just a rearranging of the narrative the public (including me) had about her character.
The first was contrived to shove deviancy at ever more children. The people running the reboot are just more groomers.
Not too many guys named Charlton. Why is that?
Anyway, this is a very good article. Not that the truth matters anymore, of course.
https://alexberenson.substack.com/p/goodbye-covid-part-2
Hardcore
https://nypost.com/2022/10/04/shocking-video-shows-man-jumping-across-rooftop-of-nyc-high-rise/
Parkour
People are fucking stupid.
I really don’t need to go on, do I?
wakey wakey
you had me at people. Just end with SMH
twitter: one of the best Dad moments of all time
Love how he shoos everyone away, he’s got this!
Jim Redmond, gone at 81. Bet his son was there for him too.
I don’t understand Spanish, and I’m going to help my son
evaded 5 security people to get on the track
Elliot has kennel cough, so he’s home for 10 days. Been waking us up at night.
Good news is I get to not drive to work for a few days starting tomorrow!
if a dog is coughing, or has upper respiratory issues, that’s kennel cough.
Things I learned today.
twitter: The ad is dehumanizing. It’s racist. It’s embarrassing. It’s indefensible. It should be beneath any Iowa elected official.
Really? watch for yourself. I hate democrats.
https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/opinion/editorials/2022/10/02/kim-reynolds-commercial-iowa-governor/10447313002/
DSM Register article on how horrible the ad is.
I wonder why the GOP keeps gaining in this state.
twitter: meanwhile, other strong govs in AZ
Meanwhile mine has abused the list of email addresses that have used MI .gov sites so many times in the last week that my ancient webmail system has decided that the bitch is pure spam.
Otto ran off this morning – which he NEVER does. He’s too scared. he must have seen a deer. Stella didn’t follow – yesterday Nova and Otto took off.
So all the white dogs are grounded. They just go into the woods to the South of me, but it’s a pain in the ass – the neighbor’s hunt and it’s pretty thick so hard to see ’em. A tree fell where I’m putting the new fence, so I guess I have to get the chainsaw going this morning. I may also use Trump to dig up a few flowering bushes that are in bad spots.
You guys have this all wrong.
Dopey millennials don’t give a shit about remaking movies because their movies aren’t being remade.
If Harry Potter gets remade with Hermione as a gay black transman who does everything right and constantly has to correct Harriet, who is now a dopey white straight female that can’t do shit you’d hear a Trump-as-president level scream from them.
Remake their cherished pop culture and everyone freaks the fuck out.
I seriously can’t believe we’re having a tranny grooming session at work. I read their website and they prominently feature a story of a 4 year old who identifies as a boy and that the parents were ‘educated’ that affirming the FUCKING 4 YEAR OLD is the only way forward. They proudly tell us that the now 5 year old goes by M, rather than a name and dresses as a boy.
These people are monsters.
https://www.chop.edu/news/support-gender-nonconforming-child-and-family-top-priority
They are FUCKING monsters. You know just about EVERY little girl goes through a period where doesn’t want to wear a dress? You know why? Because they suck to play in, and usually mom doesn’t want you to get dirty in them. OH MY GAWD these people are stupid.
Honestly what is wrong with these people? Is it a complete lack of reason? Are they such conforming sheep that they want the trendy kid on the block? This is sad. I had my troll ask me where I got my information from regarding all the stories of regret regarding transitioning. ON THE FUCKING INTERNET. They are EVERYWHERE.
On the one hand, the groundswell of sane people pushing back on this is heartening.
On the other I can’t help but think that They are openly being as flagrant as possible because they want to use the violence they inevitably incite as pretense for crackdowns. One of those ‘clinics’ is going to be firebombed soon, and there will be no way to know if it’s real or a false flag, but the crackdown will surely follow. Moloch Garland is all in on that shit.
The idiot actually asked me what my medical expertise was when I explained the deal about fake penises being nothing but useless hunks of meat that can rot off or pretend vaginas that need to be manipulated to they don’t close up and heal.
They really are that stupid and incurious. I think incurious is the big point here. They never wonder ” Gee – does all this stuff actually” work.
Expand that to EVERY POLICY AND POSITION LIBERALS HAVE.
A complete lack of curiosity. Someone merely tells them “Yes, it works fine” and that’s good enough for them.
I’m fishing right now. Don’t know if I’ll catch anything. This is my bait.
Just the bottom picture though. I don’t want to ruin the fun.
Gender’s fluid, this I know
’cause some expert told me so…
I saw Gender Fluids open for Pussy Riot a few years back.
Interesting thread here.
Magical thinking.
Here’s my question that I’m going to ask…feel free to rework it for me.
On your website you feature a story of a 4 year old girl who was identified to be transgender by the staff at CHOP but the parents resisted treatment. The doctors informed the parents that there was no other treatment for her than to start affirming her gender choice and to begin transition. At 5, the patient is now presenting as a boy and using a different name, however suffers from stomachaches and anxiety about attending school.
What do you say to the people who don’t believe that a 4 year old should begin transitioning? What about a 2 year old or even younger?
I’m fishing right now
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Was that Mike?
Yes.
How come we’re not hearing a lot about Jazz anymore – the poster child for early transitioning? Is it because by all accounts “she” doesn’t appear to be mentally healthy/ stable? Despite all the nationwide “gender affirmation” she received?
How long until she hates her parents and sues them?
BREAKING: The American Medical Association is asking Big Tech and …
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To be fair, the AMA represents a sliver of doctors in the US. We got JAMA for free during med school in the hope it would make us life long consumers. I have received mail from the AMA, on average, 2 or 3 times monthly since I graduated med school in 1991. That’s 31 years of junk mail and it’s still coming.
http://www.drbobroberts.com/uncategorized/the-ama-doesnt-represent-most-doctors/
Well, that is hopeful Jimbro.
My money is on Carrie
Tmi3rd, my twitter doc, also concurs jimbro, re: AMA
I have the option of a FSA for parking. I should start an LLC that charges me to park in my driveway so I can dodge a bit of tax burden on my income.
The fact that this is entirely logical and would be legal if carefully documented tells you how ludicrously stupid our tax code is. Corporate accountants make calls like this all day, every day, and get paid well to structure facts to avoid tax burdens that make no damned sense.
You named your fucking kid Maeve.
What did you think was going to happen?
this is why cargo shorts are “out of fashion”
MJ, read this entire thread. Around 20 – etc, the good stuff starts:
Socialism is so much easier when you can afford it.
twitter: now for some good news
I have a grandson who is going this route.
It’s truly heartbreaking to see the pain he is causing his mom and granny.
Their job is to keep the two of us apart, because if I had him for one afternoon I think the gender bullshit would be sorted.
not sure on that, this view is pretty ingrained in the kiddos these days. That phone is one helluva parent.
I had to look up who David Dorn was.
The needle on my Give-A-Fuck meter hasn’t budged.
He’s no longer allowed a smart phone, his will only make phone calls.
He no longer has unfettered access to a computer.
But by now the damage is done.
And you’re right, probably undoable without drastic measures like booting him out on his ass.
The medical people and academics basically hold parents hostage by telling them that their kid will kill himself if they do anything but cave in to the bullshit.
Short story –
One of my friends has a 13 y/o who is a bit out of control. Finally, my friend took her stuff away from her – clothes, etc, and her makeup.
She threw a fit. And made a drama -only “suicide” attempt.
Nice. I mean, look how I can control my mom? If she doesn’t give me what I want, I threaten to kill myself. And now you have the social workers doing the threatening for you.
I think I would make every young person want that video of the sobbing trans man talking about regret.
want- watch.
twitter: oh great, central IA has a transitioned reporter now
Can’t wait for this to be trumpeted to the heavens. Pretty sure I got some beer bottles from him one time. Met me as a man, then I picked up the bottles when he was dressed up.
you don’t care that an off duty police officer got murdered in St Louis, now his murderer is going away for life? I didn’t expect that verdict, nor your reaction
That five o’clock shadow is SO feminine.
As someone said – transwomen are blackface. A parody of what it is to be a woman.
Link J’ames?
david dorn is the police officer murdered in st louis. I linked it in twitter above, twitter: now for some good news
Those “medical people” are effing liars. The kid could still kill himself with the surgery.
Just saw a person on Instagram who had tissue removed from the arm to make a penis (an incredible amount of skin) and their hand looked like a mickey mouse hand. Skinny arm and wrist and normal-looking hand. this person had so many circulation issues they could no longer type and unfortunately IT was their profession.
“Her”, Mare. Her profession.
And thank God I don’t work with her.
Sorry Jay. I guess I was reacting to how the only murders that make the news anymore are blacks.
When is the last time we saw a story that lasted more than a minute about some white guy gunned down in cold blood?
meh, your opinion. I was just glad someone finally got a sentence
So, let’s see what’s going on…
Sexual mutilation of children
Mainstreaming of pedophilia
Beginning of World War 3: The Ultimate Boogaloo is perking right along
Gas prices will be surging again
Massive world wide food shortages coming
And widespread censorship and political persecution of people who are critical of any of this.
Car 54 where arrrreee youuuuuuu?!
Biden just took the mic in Florida. Let’s see what he gafs.
He’s immediately goes to out West, the fires and drought. And Climate change.
Mitch, you may not have seen this, but it is a hymn for our times:
So, let’s see what’s going on…
You forgot Europe freezing to death but with green energy.
Leon, I couldn’t remember if it was a guy to girl or girl to guy. Regardless, mental illness can be sad, and using it politically to breakdown the fiber of America is shit.
If you had to build a penis out of arm muscle, it’s a confused woman.
I misspoke. It’s not a penis, it can’t be a penis. It’s never had a mind of its own or told you to do very stupid things. It will never be the real thing and it shouldn’t try.
Yes, I did forget the freezing europeans. And the runaway inflation, civilization-shattering debt, and the fact that the world is run by evil psychopaths.
That was a beautiful hymn Leon.
Smite us o SMOD!
In Other News, got a call from the movers, they will be here on Saturday. Which is nice. Oh, and also have $20k ready for for final payment. In Post Office Money Orders, or cash.
Me: wat
Me: not a cashier’s check?
Them: MO or cash.
Me: uhh, ok MO then.
Me later: looks up PO MO online…only available in $1k increments and only 3 per day.
Me: WTF. They must be a criminal org. Mafia has our stuff.
This morning I was able to get ahold of someone and explain that this was unacceptable. They are grudgingly accepting cashier’s check now. But still. I can’t wait for this whole thing to be finally over.
Dang. That’s a lot of money, and just the “final” payment?
Dang.
I went with one of the national movers for my MA to CO trip. I drove out to CO and spent 2 weeks sleeping on the floor in a sleeping bag while my stuff meandered across the country. Then they told me I had to kick in another 4 grand if I wanted my shit. That was my last “professional” move.
Knew a couple who hired movers to take their stuff from California to Vermont. Prepaid. The day they were supposed to show up, the movers called and demanded more $ or they wouldn’t deliver. Thousands more. Don’t know how that all turned out, but I do know the State Attorney General’s office got involved.
Moving with anyone but name-brand outfits is risky.
And apparently, name-brand is no guarantee …
Sounds like lots of outfits only provide nonbinding estimates. Make sure your contract is binding and fixed price?
I had to kick in another 4 grand if I wanted my shit.
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Incredible. I’ve heard about this kind of thing before. Scum.
Just noticed a peculiar parallel.
Any of ever watched The Simpson’s when it had a character named Side Show Bob? He had orange curly hair.
KJP has the same hair doo with the same color. Just an observation.
I knew that there was a substantial final bill – it’s a Really Big Move, cross country and they were also storing all the stuff since the spring. That was all laid out in the beginning. That’s not the issue, it was the super-sketchy payment scheme they were demanding. If I tried to withdraw $20k in cash that would raise a forest of red flags at every federal government agency in the country.
Leon, love the SMOD hymn. Side Show and KJP have the same hair. Justin Guarini is off the hook. J’ames, I’m glad at least one BLM rioter will see jail time.
that would raise a forest of red flags
Sideshow Karine.
Ace was bringing the heat, today.
MIL had a crush on Charlton Heston. We took her to Popejoy to watch him and Carol Burnett in Love Letters. His voice was pretty commanding. Sitting at a desk. Reading letters.
The Knitted Knight. Knot the hero we kneed, but the hero we deserve.
Comment by Car in on October 5, 2022 11:11 am
How come we’re not hearing a lot about Jazz anymore – the poster child for early transitioning? Is it because by all accounts “she” doesn’t appear to be mentally healthy/ stable? Despite all the nationwide “gender affirmation” she received?
Prolly ‘cuz “she” gained >100 pounds on the drugs they were giving “her” – don’t know if it was hormones or anti-depressants.
PJ needs to be tagged with the Knitted Knight. Beasn is already here.
If that were mithril, he’d be indestructible.
I was thinking Mrs. Peel needed something like that to keep her warm. Not covering her face, though.
https://imgur.com/gallery/nt7QNtZ
I had to look up what the Kinsey scale is, it’s 0 to 6, so LOL at a 9.
Dudley exasperated Ruth persistently.