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STOP THE CAR!

August 20, 2022
Categories: Weekend Memes, Where's MJ?, Who Cut The Cheese?, Wipe your Cobarruvias!, With a tire iron, You Monkey Fuckers . . Author: Pupster

87 Comments

  1. Comment by lumps on August 20, 2022 6:47 am

    *scrolling hand cramp*

    Good boy, Pupster! Yes you are! Yes you ARE!!!

    ‘mernin erryberdy

  2. Comment by Jimbro on August 20, 2022 7:14 am

    Fine smelling memes today Pups!

  3. Comment by lumps on August 20, 2022 7:15 am

    Fire weather warning in effect because of low humidity and continued drought. After that we have the potential for wetting rains on Monday and Tuesday. Bah! Oh please. I’ve heard that one before, several times this Summer. Not buyin’ it. They’ll come tantalizingly close then the Whammy will make it disappear right off the radar. Boooo!

  4. Comment by Jimbro on August 20, 2022 7:37 am

    We had a good day and a half of steady rain midweek. Supposed to get some more early next week. It’s unusual for us to have such a prolonged drought here. I mean August is usually hot and dry anyway but this started a while ago

  5. Comment by Mrs. Peel on August 20, 2022 7:37 am

    Wow, nice selection today.

    I’m hoping for rain to wash the dog puke off the sidewalk. I still can’t believe he was that desperate to pull on the leash. I saw he was gagging (choke chain) and was trying to give him slack, but the second he got any slack, he took up all of it and pulled harder. So I consider that whole incident to be his own fault.

  6. Comment by jam2 on August 20, 2022 8:04 am

    Lots o funny Pup.
    Thanks!

  7. Comment by jam2 on August 20, 2022 8:04 am

    I’m now happy enough to clamp my ham.

  8. Comment by jam2 on August 20, 2022 8:07 am

    Poor Wyoming.
    Some great fishing out there btw.
    And speaking of Wyoming – anyone know if Jewstin is still above ground and ambulatory?

  9. Comment by Pupster on August 20, 2022 8:10 am

    https://tinyurl.com/ybksd5fs

  10. Comment by Mrs. Peel on August 20, 2022 8:22 am

    What I should do today: Get up, clean the house, finish prepping the kids for school, knock a few other items off my to do list

    What I’d like to do today: Lounge around in pj’s reading and cross stitching, ideally with no human interaction (and no more dog slobber on my elbow, RONIN)

    What will actually happen today: TBD…

  11. Comment by Pupster on August 20, 2022 8:28 am

    My family is coming out from Utah, I’ve got to clean this place up so they don’t see how we are living.

  12. Comment by Pupster on August 20, 2022 8:29 am

    Also pancakes.

  13. Comment by Jimbro on August 20, 2022 8:41 am

    We host Paula’s parents a couple of times a year and that’s always my cue to organize my shit.

  14. Comment by Jimbro on August 20, 2022 8:42 am

    No idea on Jewstin, he’s been blog-awol for at least a few years if not longer.

  15. Comment by lumps on August 20, 2022 8:46 am

    Since 2017. That’s when we went to Colorado and were supposed to meet up with him.

  16. Comment by phat on August 20, 2022 8:47 am

    Good afternoon from Brussels my lovely toy horse stuffers!

  17. Comment by lumps on August 20, 2022 8:50 am

    I’m gonna make a big batch of zucchini butter this weekend, for freezing. Probably gonna supplant my usual bags of frozen zucch concentrate that I put in Winter soups. So much more tasty.

  18. Comment by Mrs. Peel on August 20, 2022 9:07 am

    UPDATE: There is more dog slobber on my elbow.

  19. Comment by Jimbro on August 20, 2022 9:08 am

  20. Comment by lumps on August 20, 2022 9:15 am

    Beasn, are you still looking for a vit D supplement that agrees with you?
    Dr Berg’s multivitamin has D from shiitake mushroom in it. This one, look at the ingredients: https://shop.drberg.com/keto-energy-regular
    It also has some good b vitamins in there that don’t bother my stomach the way some others do.

  21. Comment by lumps on August 20, 2022 9:20 am

    …and yeah, pricy. I don’t take them every day. But I don’t adhere to my other supplements daily either.

  22. Comment by Jimbro on August 20, 2022 10:31 am

    Everyone must be off taking their supplements

  23. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on August 20, 2022 10:54 am

    The toppled heavy equipment is in way south Alabama, given the 251 area code on the garbage bin.

    I rate kids’ summer schedule as true.

    Rocketboy’s in-laws are coming for dinner tomorrow, so grocery shopping and cleaning house today.

  24. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on August 20, 2022 12:04 pm

    Going to offer an Italian bar
    – three kinds of sauces – marinara with Italian sausage, alfredo, and pesto
    – three kinds of “noodles” – regular pasta, zucchini, and spaghetti squash. Aldis has some low carb pasta if I can’t find the spaghetti squash.
    – wine
    – individual trifles with pound cake, strawberries and blueberries, and whipped cream

  25. Comment by Jimbro on August 20, 2022 12:21 pm

    Don’t forget to take the cannoli

  26. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 20, 2022 12:31 pm

    Got 2lb of cherry tomatoes out of the jungle today. Critters keep getting the strawberries, but the plants are doing great. I should try transplanting some into pots to try and grow them indoors.

  27. Comment by lumps on August 20, 2022 12:32 pm

    Wow, that sounds like a sweet spread. Lucky guests!

  29. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 20, 2022 12:59 pm

    at the state fair, eating fair food

  30. Comment by Pupster on August 20, 2022 1:06 pm

    Yaaay! Sounds fun J. Don’t forget to purge on the Tilt-O- Wheel.

  31. Comment by Sobek on August 20, 2022 1:07 pm

    I overcame the severe adversity of a spotty internet connection this week to write a music poat. Hope you’re grateful.

  32. Comment by Sobek on August 20, 2022 1:07 pm

    Fantastic memes today.

  33. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 20, 2022 1:08 pm

    Larry elder cooking pork

  34. Comment by Jimbro on August 20, 2022 1:15 pm

    What’s the “It” fried food this year?

  35. Comment by Jimbro on August 20, 2022 1:16 pm

    I had deep fried haddock last night…so good

  36. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on August 20, 2022 1:53 pm

    Mini-me is going to the MO state fair today. She asked why we never go to the state fair here. I basically said, “people”.

  37. Comment by mare on August 20, 2022 2:25 pm

    Ho-lee-shit:

  38. Comment by Mitch on August 20, 2022 2:46 pm

    Unknown Cause of Death > Megadeth

  39. Comment by lumps on August 20, 2022 3:40 pm

    This is wild, too. I guess I gotta get her book.

    https://dailyclout.io/naomi-wolf-breaks-down-the-lies-and-conflicts-of-interest-of-pfizer/

  40. Comment by osoloco11 on August 20, 2022 3:45 pm

    Great memes. Nice drenching rains last night and today. 66 and breezy.

  41. Comment by scott on August 20, 2022 3:47 pm

    Stay out of Alberta.

  42. Comment by beasn on August 20, 2022 4:15 pm

    By rights I shouldn’t be here. I’ve danced with sepsis two or three times and I’m in shit shape.

    God’s giving you chances to fix your nutrition, to get out of shit shape, and save yourself. Shit shape = sepsis, my friend.
    Look on youtubes for Dr. Berg for starters. Get as close to keto if your not totes on board. Good gut biome = better health.

    At the very least, cut out all processed foods, sugary snacks, and reduce carbs to bare minimum, which includes fruit. Fructose ^ insulin resistance. Increase green leafy and cruciferous veggies, good fats, meat…yes, bacon is allowed.
    Then do intermittent fasting. Add those all together = leaner, meaner BroTim. who will find his purpose.

  43. Comment by beasn on August 20, 2022 4:21 pm

    Dr. Ken Berry is another one you can tweak ideas from.

    Then get out and start moving. Start slow but make it a habit either before work, at lunchtime, or after dinner.

    I’m trying to get a walk in every morning. I aim for over 8k steps but I won’t kick my ass if I only do 4000.

  44. Comment by jam2 on August 20, 2022 4:37 pm

    Tiny bit of rain this afternoon.
    Yay.

  45. Comment by jam2 on August 20, 2022 4:39 pm

    I don’t remember the rivers ever this low.
    Bummer situation for the troutsez.
    There will be a large die off due to this.

  48. Comment by beasn on August 20, 2022 5:07 pm

    Holy carp, it took awhile to get thru the memes.

    Lumpy, yes I am looking for a Vit D still. Think I might give that a try. That’s a crazy amount of B1, though. Think I’d only do one pill a day..or every other day.
    I get my nutritional yeast, and turmeric, from Sari Foods. Berg actually recommended Sari’s brand because non-fortified.

  49. Comment by beasn on August 20, 2022 5:10 pm

    Last week and two weeks before, we got good rain. This past week, the weather has been in the 80s, low humidity, and beautiful.
    My cleome seed gathering continues. Those things put out a lot of seed. Unicorn one is slow and steady…only one branch off it.

  51. Comment by lumps on August 20, 2022 5:16 pm

    Thanks, beasn!

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2022/08/12/restaurant-scraps-plant-based-dishes-becoming-fed-holier-than/

    Another data point indicating some percentage of vegans are actually about a personality disorder, not about ethical eating.

  52. Comment by Jimbro on August 20, 2022 5:36 pm

    Vegans as a whole fit that description. My nephew John is exceedingly mellow and he follows a vegan diet for his Crohn’s Disease. There’s some evidence it helps. He knows what works for him and I’m not going to tell him any different.

    My older brother is a vegetarian but makes an exception for fish because he likes sushi! He’s also a very large guy who has Type 2 DM which he’s pretty good at controlling with meds but sadly not diet.

  53. Comment by beasn on August 20, 2022 5:51 pm

    My friend stopped by and gifted me what feels like 30lbs of apples, 3 lbs of Roma tomatoes, and fresh basil/thyme/rosemary, from her garden. The herbs smell divine.
    What am I going to do with that many apples? I didn’t expect that many

  54. Comment by beasn on August 20, 2022 6:02 pm

    My MIL controlled her type 2 with diet, for years. She still treated herself but kept her weight down. Later, her numbers started creeping up as her snackage crept up and she was put back on meds…probably in the 2nd year she lived here.

  55. Comment by beasn on August 20, 2022 6:06 pm

    My friend is 82 yrs & a big woman. I don’t know if that’s why her face doesn’t have a crap ton of wrinkles or if it’s her Lebanese heritage, or the fact her beauty routine is her daily use of olive oil on her face with a one a week deep scrub with baking soda.

  56. Comment by beasn on August 20, 2022 6:07 pm

    I may be doomed to age like the ass end of a raisin.

  57. Comment by lumps on August 20, 2022 6:10 pm

    I feel pretty happy with the tomato harvest this year, considering how few plants I grew this time. My girlfriend who lives in an apartment told me she bought two tomatoes at the farm stand…$7. Astonishing. Of course I’ve loaded her down with toms the couple times she’s visited. Sheesh.

  58. Comment by lumps on August 20, 2022 6:11 pm

    Apple butter, beasn. That will be a nice treat in Winter.

  59. Comment by lumps on August 20, 2022 6:14 pm

  60. Comment by osoloco11 on August 20, 2022 6:24 pm

    What lumps said, apple butter. My grandparents had an apple orchard/roadside stand. We had apple butter, apple cider, apples, applesauce, empanadas, apple pie. We were the Bubba Gump of apples. I can’t eat apples. Unless they are in a tasty salad or Sammy.

  61. Comment by lumps on August 20, 2022 6:27 pm

    I think apples can also be canned without a pressure canner, but check.

  62. Comment by beasn on August 20, 2022 6:29 pm

    That is what my friend recommended. Said they started a batch in the crock pot before leaving the house today. Think I’ll do a batch of that and some regular apple sauce. Maybe an apple pie. Either make it for my bday treat or freeze it for Thanksgiving.

  63. Comment by beasn on August 20, 2022 6:30 pm

    Ooo, apple empanadas sound good.

  64. Comment by Car in on August 20, 2022 6:31 pm

    Been to Menards twice today. How’s everyone else’s day going?

  65. Comment by beasn on August 20, 2022 6:31 pm

    Htf is this even allowed?

    https://nypost.com/2022/08/15/bidens-title-ix-rules-deputize-teachers-to-override-parents/

  66. Comment by lumps on August 20, 2022 6:33 pm

    They’re going to try to eliminate home schooling next. Guaranteed.

  67. Comment by osoloco11 on August 20, 2022 6:36 pm

    CoWs grandparents had apple and peach trees. She’s more anti apple than I am. Grandparents had pear and cherry trees. We weren’t allowed to eat pears or cherries. Just windfall apples. Before I worked retail, my mom was all about the different types of apples and what the best uses were. I really H8 that I know apples.

  68. Comment by osoloco11 on August 20, 2022 6:38 pm

    Lumps, they have been trying to eliminate home schooling for years. The teacher unions have demonstrated how much power they have. CDC and LA health director.

  69. Comment by lumps on August 20, 2022 6:40 pm

    Yeah, but now they can politically classify parents as white supremacist homegrown terrorists.

  70. Comment by lumps on August 20, 2022 6:42 pm

    We had an apple tree when I was a kid. Yeah, it’s a rare day when I can go for eating an apple or its derivatives. Although we had cherries and I still love those. Go figure.

  71. Comment by osoloco11 on August 20, 2022 7:03 pm

    Homeschool=Domestic terror FTW. Cherry prices have been ridiculous this year. Bing. Rainier. Chilean. 🐻❤️🍒

  72. Comment by Jimbro on August 20, 2022 7:13 pm

    My grandparents had an apple orchard/roadside stand.
    ———-
    That’s funny, I don’t think of apples being in New Mexico, more like chiles. A quick search confirms there are a lot of orchards in NM. Johnny Appleseed was busy!

  73. Comment by Jimbro on August 20, 2022 7:16 pm

    I’ve got at least a dozen apple trees around my yard. One big one in the field and the rest are on the edges of the fields and in the woods. The crabapple tree beside the driveway is dropping fruit already, probably drought related.

  74. Comment by osoloco11 on August 20, 2022 7:19 pm

    Dixon apples are famous. Jimbro, we attended a baseball game in Ft Wayne, IN. Johnny Appleseed country

  75. Comment by lumps on August 20, 2022 7:27 pm

    This article linked at Ace’s is on point. Depressingly.

    Privilege, extremism, supremacism—it’s all spun as the same, and all spun as an evil on par with Islamic terrorism that must be stamped out, in the same ways by the same people. When it comes to their fellow Americans, for many of our supposed counterterrorism elite, the imperative to separate the actions of a handful of ‘extremists” from the beliefs of large percentages of the populace has totally disappeared. While claiming to use lessons learned from Iraq and Afghanistan, in fact what these counterinsurgents propose for their fellow citizens is the one thing they dared not countenance against foreigners.

    https://americanmind.org/salvo/making-americans-your-enemies/

  76. Comment by lumps on August 20, 2022 8:27 pm

    https://is.gd/jDCqyh

    Pretty big shark to be that close to the shore!

  77. Comment by lumps on August 20, 2022 8:34 pm

    Of Mongols and dumplings.
    https://nitter.net/nrken19/status/1555898429645230082

  78. Comment by Vmaximus on August 20, 2022 9:31 pm

    Lumps,
    What is Zucchini Butter? Never heard those 2 words together.

  79. Comment by lumps on August 20, 2022 10:59 pm

    There are many similar recipes online. Basically, you saute some onions or shallots and garlic in oil or butter or a mixture, then add grated zucchini and salt and pepper and cook it down to a thick bread-spread consistency. You can add herbs like thyme or whatever. It is delish spread thick on toast or used as an adjunct soup base. Great bruschetta type appetizer.

  80. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on August 20, 2022 11:00 pm

    My parents had a fig tree, and I never liked figs. Mom made strawberry-fig preserves, which I always thought was a terrible waste of strawberries.

    The farm box had Figgee Chai, which is some kind of drink to be brewed in the coffeepot. I like chai, so I’m hoping it’s more chai than fig.

  81. Comment by lumps on August 20, 2022 11:02 pm

    Apparently some people toss it with garlicky buttered pasta and then sprinkle with parmesan but I have never tried this so cannot vouch for *drool tidal wave *aaaarrrgggh

  82. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on August 20, 2022 11:03 pm

    Mr. RFH thought I was crazy for getting homeschooling stuff when our youngest was in high school. No grandchildren in sight. But I am ready.

  83. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on August 20, 2022 11:04 pm

    Oooh, that sounds good. Add eggs, ricotta and mozzarella, and it’s what I stuff manicotti with.

  84. Comment by lumps on August 20, 2022 11:06 pm

    this is a good simple version
    https://foodinjars.com/recipe/zucchini-butter/

  85. Comment by Sean M. on August 21, 2022 3:49 am

    Dennis evaded rabid pitbulls.

  86. Comment by Pupster on August 21, 2022 8:00 am

    Imma gonna post Sobek’s draft, it looks done to me. Sorry if I’m premature again.

  87. Comment by Pupster on August 21, 2022 8:00 am

    Rock Around the Croc: Dynamics


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