Complemementary

July 2, 2022
Categories: American Hero, At least we're not Ontario, Baseball, bbq, Burn it down, but not the good kind, Cinco De Mayo, Cults, Dedicated to Your Mom, Federal Witness Protection Program, Fuck golf, Fuck the GOP, Go Vote!, GOP Assholes, I'm A Yankee Doodle Dandy, It's Decorative Gourd Season Motherf*ckers, mardi gras groping, meatdickbreath, memememems, Merry Christmas, Muddle My Mint, mutha fuckin bootleg fireworks . Tags:, . Author: Pupster

69 Comments

  1. Comment by mare on July 2, 2022 7:55 am

    Excellent group of memes.

    “It’s weird being the same age as old people” hit hard. Real hard.

  2. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 2, 2022 8:05 am

    Bootleg fireworks will never not be funny. I played it for Mini-me since she will be missing Independence Day and they don’t believe in cheap Chinese explosives here.

  3. Comment by Car in on July 2, 2022 8:12 am

    Wakey wakey

    Went to see Puscifer last night and they were awesome. Carina Round has the voice of an angel and it’s not studio magic. Just amazing.

    It’s also sorta weird seeing Maynard at the front of the stage.

  4. Comment by lumps on July 2, 2022 8:13 am

    guhmmenneh.

    Cloudburst woke me up in the wee hours.

    *shakes fist at cloud*

  5. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 2, 2022 8:47 am

    We watched a whole show of home-made fireworks last night. He does good work, was a great show.

  6. Comment by beasn on July 2, 2022 9:30 am

    Larissa Pacheco

    I image searched the name. Early photos and recent. She’s been injecting some T.

  7. Comment by Brother Tim on July 2, 2022 9:39 am

    So I try to go to sleep and chills and fever and constant bathroom runs. Fuck if I know what that was about but it seems to be cleared out. Good thing this is a three day weekend because I got NO fucking sleep.

  8. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 2, 2022 9:40 am

    Sounds like food poisoning, Tim. Eat out recently or have some old leftovers?

  9. Comment by Brother Tim on July 2, 2022 9:50 am

    Too many candidates. Well, it’s gone at least.

  10. Comment by beasn on July 2, 2022 10:26 am

    Waiting on two packages. One from the UK, one from Denmark. Both made it to the US in record time. The one from the UK has been sitting at the distribution center in IL, for several days. The other one has been sitting for two days at the first of five distribution centers it will move thru, in NY.

    Lazy incompetent.

    *sigh*

  11. Comment by beasn on July 2, 2022 10:27 am

    BroTim, if it’s out of your system, perhaps you can now get some sleep.

  12. Comment by lumps on July 2, 2022 10:48 am

    OMG, you’re right beasn. She either switched places with her brother or she’s been doing testosterone. You should hear her voice. It sounds like a dude. Last night I was convinced it was a phony trans faker type person.

  13. Comment by lumps on July 2, 2022 10:50 am

    Oppressively humid today. Got a couple zucchini mounds constructed and im thinking of throwing in the towel. Not used to this, its been a pleasant and dry spring up until now.

  14. Comment by lumps on July 2, 2022 11:00 am

  15. Comment by Vmaximus on July 2, 2022 11:15 am

    I have been interested in Pecan trees and doing some research, there are male and female ish trees (more complicated than you want to hear but close enough)
    I found you can buy trees that have been inoculated with truffle spores. Makes it more interesting!

  16. Comment by lumps on July 2, 2022 11:19 am

  17. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 2, 2022 11:57 am

    terminal list? oh yeah. no superficial bs here. good, and pay attention.

  18. Comment by Pupster on July 2, 2022 12:22 pm

    Comment by lumps on July 2, 2022 11:00 am

    I have thrown the lighter and held the firecracker.

    Luckily the fuse burned my knuckle and I dropped it an instant before explosion.

  19. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 2, 2022 12:49 pm

    cheesesteak for lunch. life is pretty good right now

  20. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 2, 2022 1:51 pm

    ok that is the most original execution ever

  21. Comment by Car in on July 2, 2022 2:03 pm

    I’m having a fabulous Holiday weekend, and my life is perfect.

    that’s how it’s done, right?

  22. Comment by Car in on July 2, 2022 2:11 pm

    Simone Biles and Megan Rapinoe will receive the nation’s highest civilian honor, the Presidential Medal of Freedom. 🎖️

    … uh … ok.

    I don’t know what either of them did to earn that.

  23. Comment by Jimbro on July 2, 2022 2:20 pm

    Simone: Gymnast/Quitter for mental health reasons

    Megan: Purple haired dike soccer player hawking footlongs

    Clearly deserving

  24. Comment by Car in on July 2, 2022 2:22 pm

    He’s either that stupid, or he knows his supporters are that stupid.

    I haven’t decided which.

    Why not both? https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1543263229006254080

  25. Comment by Jimbro on July 2, 2022 2:24 pm

    Paula hit Sam’s to buy some stuff for a get together on the 4th at camp. I added her to my membership and brought a receipt for her to show at the service desk to get her card. The lady at the desk laughed at her when she brought it in because it was dated October of 2021.

  26. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 2, 2022 3:05 pm

    sound familiar? makes a lot of sense

  27. Comment by Car in on July 2, 2022 3:20 pm

    Second round of Covid for this person:

    Wanted to let everyone know that I am back to good health! Thankful that I did not have a bad case of COVID this time around. I’m sure that being vaxxed helped!

  28. Comment by Jimbro on July 2, 2022 3:23 pm

    https://nypost.com/2022/07/01/happy-bobby-bonilla-day-only-13-more-years-until-hes-off-the-payroll/

    I had never heard of this before but Dan Bongino mentioned it on his podcast yesterday and I just saw a WSJ article about it. I’d like to know the logic behind this decision which now looks like a colossal Charlie Foxtrot

  29. Comment by Jimbro on July 2, 2022 3:44 pm

    Absolutely lashing with rain right now. Second round today. Supposedly that’s it for rain for the long weekend.

  30. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 2, 2022 4:10 pm

    Bobby Bonilla day is quite popular in baseball circles, especially when making fun of front offices and the mets

  31. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 2, 2022 4:12 pm

    sunny and 86. James Reece is harder to kill than Mitch Rapp, or Dewey what’s his face. Scott harvath would be home crying by now, take that nevertrump thor

  32. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 2, 2022 4:25 pm

    Mini-me safely ensconced in Scotland. She has a “flat”, which seems like the wrong word for a dorm with a kitchen, but she has her own room and her own 3/4 bathroom. Nice view from the window. The flat is shared with 14? other girls. Orientation tomorrow, and classes start Monday.
    Tomorrow is a travel day for Mr. RFH and me, hoping it won’t suck too bad. Still hoping to see Phat flying my plane.

  33. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 2, 2022 4:26 pm

    Alabama weather is going to be ugly after two weeks of overcast skies with occasional rain.

  34. Comment by Jimbro on July 2, 2022 4:31 pm

  35. Comment by PepeLp on July 2, 2022 4:32 pm

    We spent almost 2 weeks in Ireland. Exiting the Albuquerque airport to bright sun was brutal.

  36. Comment by osoloco11 on July 2, 2022 5:04 pm

    J’ames, Reece is such an awesome character. Antoine Fuqua does great work. Pratt was amazing in Mag 7. Great collaborations.

  37. Comment by osoloco11 on July 2, 2022 5:05 pm

    Jimbro, I love the ducks on Twitface. Capybara man, too.

  38. Comment by osoloco11 on July 2, 2022 5:11 pm

    Bobby Bo Day is great! #LGM 🤪👋🏻⚾️

  39. Comment by Jimbro on July 2, 2022 5:12 pm

    This might be of interest to lumps and all you other vanillaphiles

    https://www.burlapandbarrel.com/collections/vanilla/products/nyanza-vanilla-extract-kit

    No idea if that’s a good price

  40. Comment by osoloco11 on July 2, 2022 5:12 pm

    Funniest thing about The Terminal List is a journalist actually doing journalism.

  41. Comment by Pupster on July 2, 2022 5:50 pm

    The fuck is “CZ”?

  42. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 2, 2022 5:55 pm

    pretty good journalist. Joe Galloway like

  43. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 2, 2022 5:57 pm

    Fuqua is good. 3 men go off the boat, 1 splash

  44. Comment by osoloco11 on July 2, 2022 6:01 pm

    Jay, Jack Carr. 5 books in the Reece series.

  45. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 2, 2022 6:42 pm

    oh I know. liked the series, recommend I would

  46. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 2, 2022 6:44 pm

    beef and rice went as well as chicken. I’m having pastrami. debating on having onion buns, so good

  47. Comment by These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits on July 2, 2022 7:03 pm

    CZ is a company that makes pistols best known for being bass ackwards with the slide inside the frame rails.

  48. Comment by osoloco11 on July 2, 2022 7:13 pm

    Yay, Elliot. You knew about Jack Carr and didn’t tell us?

  49. Comment by lumps on July 2, 2022 7:32 pm

    scroll down for the longer clip. So cute.

    https://laughingsquid.com/dog-interrrupts-soccer-game-for-belly-rubs/

  50. Comment by osoloco11 on July 2, 2022 7:49 pm

    Lumps, we know I have no linkfu. Watching videos of puppies crashing and burning.

  51. Comment by osoloco11 on July 2, 2022 8:21 pm

    There’s a Twitter page for German Shepherd puppies

  52. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 2, 2022 9:17 pm

    everybody has been talking carr

  53. Comment by Pupster on July 2, 2022 9:26 pm

    Neighbor had a little kid birthday party today, which just culminated in a fireworks display in the street. Of course the street in front of their house was full of party goers parked cars, so genius sets them off in front of my house. I sat on the front porch to watch.

    One of the boxes full of rockets fell over and lord reekused the houses on the other side of the street. If it had fell the other way I might have taken a couple red glares to the face. I yelled ” DAT WUZ AWESOME” but everybody was screaming and running so my comedy stylings were in vain.

  54. Comment by osoloco11 on July 2, 2022 9:33 pm

    J, I had to search. I’m Connelly, Crais, Mitch Rapp, Stephen Hunter. No Carr.

  56. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 2, 2022 10:16 pm

    Seriously? He’s been on all the talk shows, thought for sure we had been discussing.

  57. Comment by osoloco11 on July 2, 2022 10:25 pm

    Not that I’m aware of. I don’t talk show. I’m still about the Stephen Hunter prequel

  58. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 2, 2022 10:28 pm

    guess there’s only a couple of references. Back in Oct 2021, mare brought it up

  59. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 2, 2022 10:36 pm

    the tv series was really good. I haven’t read the books. Guess I wasn’t clear on that, after I read it again.

  60. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 2, 2022 10:43 pm

    hmm, this movie Aliens, is it any good? Guess I should watch it.

  61. Comment by Sobek on July 2, 2022 11:53 pm

    Can’t do a music post tomorrow, too much time on family time today. Sorry.

  62. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 3, 2022 12:42 am

    I got ya, sobek

  63. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 3, 2022 12:42 am

    my musical selections will be legendary as usual

  64. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 3, 2022 12:49 am

    Oh, shoot, Jay – I just added a poat for tomorrow! If you want to push mine aside til Monday, feel free. Otherwise, I can just delete it 😊

  65. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 3, 2022 12:50 am

    (It’s just a copy of my standard July 4th blog poat at my place)

  66. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 3, 2022 12:54 am

    I’ll schedule mine for later then, thanks TiFW!

  67. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 3, 2022 12:57 am

    in fact, mine is now the tuesday post.

  68. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 3, 2022 1:46 am

    Back at ya, Jay! I always love Tuesday memes 😊

  69. Comment by Sean M. on July 3, 2022 4:01 am

    Ducks entertain retired people.


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