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MMM 493

First week of May. Geez, time flies when civilization is being wrecked, don’t it?

I haven’t had this yet and I’m going to need some soon.

Planking.

What are these called?

She should really wear bigger bottoms for boxing.

She kicks high.

Front squats. Actually, no squat rack, so I’m going with full cleans.

Are there gyms where this is normal attire/behavior? She better be toweling off benches ‘n’ stuff.

Same issue. That bench will be coated with sweat after she gets up.

Ah, finally, a woman more modestly dressed.

Now I gotta go make that coffee.

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May 2, 2022
Categories: As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, homophobe, I'm Glad You're Not Dead, misogyny, motorboating done wrong, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, pelvic thrust, racist, rape culture, robust hindquarters, Shark Week, She-Meat, you might be gay if you like this, your mom likes a slippery trout, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers

127 Comments

  1. Comment by MJ on May 2, 2022 8:25 am

    Eh

  2. Comment by Car in on May 2, 2022 8:29 am

    hmnnnn … coffee.

  3. Comment by Car in on May 2, 2022 8:31 am

    So, I ordered some new ear listening things – they came from England. They made it all the way to chicago where they’ve sat since the 26th.

    Too early to report them “Lost” – I mean, they’ve obviously been stolen, not lost. Someone’s probably enjoying them RIGHT EFFEN NOW on the streets of Chicago.

    they were supposed to be delivered on saturday (through the tracking stuff). But as I said, they’ve dropped off the face of the earth since the 26th.

  4. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 2, 2022 8:48 am

    Only safe bet is to order another pair. The first will be delivered within hours.

  5. Comment by Jimbro on May 2, 2022 8:50 am

    What ear things did you almost get?

    I have never thought of England as a hub for those type things. I’m sure they have a couple few high end audiophile level makers crafting high end speakers or turntables at astronomical prices.

  6. Comment by scott on May 2, 2022 8:52 am

    Do what you want, I am not getting new ears.

  7. Comment by Jimbro on May 2, 2022 8:52 am

    https://madeingreatbritain.uk/made-in-great-britain/british-business-directory-2/british-audio-brands-speakers-tvs/

  8. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 2, 2022 8:55 am

    funny, but this is getting silly. Their rules, though!

    https://freebeacon.com/politics/socialist-tesla-whole-foods/

  9. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 2, 2022 8:58 am

    Next you’ll be telling me UK has dentists.

  10. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 2, 2022 9:00 am

    Ah yes, more “Tucker is racist” stories. Glad he can hit back, albeit from Canada

    https://thepostmillennial.com/tucker-carlson-slams-reporter-behind-nyt-hit-piece-as-suck-up-brown-noser/

  11. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 2, 2022 9:02 am

    Carlson’s success is “the story of how American conservatism evolved from Reagan to Trump – the triumph of the nativist current on the right, and the shrinking boundary between mainline politics and the cranks and conspiracy theorists of QAnon,” Confessore wrote.

    QAnon again. Sure is a big operation for something that someone on the far right (me, by their definition) isn’t a part of and hasn’t heard of as an actual organization.

  12. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 2, 2022 9:04 am

    Why is Pelosi in Ukraine?

  13. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 2, 2022 9:07 am

    twitter: huh, might be a bit late for that, Amber Heard

  14. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 2, 2022 9:08 am

    twitter: let’s get this monday started!

  15. Comment by MJ on May 2, 2022 9:10 am

    70+% of democrats know what Qanon is. Only 25% of republicans know what it is.

    It’s a conspiracy theory that is actually a conspiracy theory. Totally weird but here we are. The left makes up things about the right making things up.

  16. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 2, 2022 9:26 am

    twitter: today would have been Nicole Gee’s 24th birthday. Let’s Go Brandon

  17. Comment by Dave's not here on May 2, 2022 9:26 am

    Why is Pelosi in Ukraine?

    Class field trip.

  18. Comment by Dave's not here on May 2, 2022 9:28 am

    70+% of democrats know what Qanon is. Only 25% of republicans know what it is.

    I thought Qanon was an Africa based religious holiday.

  19. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 2, 2022 9:30 am

    probably is. the left isn’t very original, and probably just borrowed this too.

  20. Comment by scott on May 2, 2022 9:30 am

    She is directing the kickbacks.

  21. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 2, 2022 9:31 am

    10% for the big guy. Brandon is set up for a big payday, with all that sweet sweet Uncle Sam money coming in.

  22. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 2, 2022 9:35 am

    I’m not going to try and defend all of Trump’s covid actions, but he was definitely swimming upstream against quite a current:

    https://www.theepochtimes.com/deep-state-was-working-against-trump-on-covid-19-response-paul-alexander_4429415.html

  23. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 2, 2022 9:35 am

    Which faction is Pelosi in, I wonder. Losing the Speaker to “Russian bombing” might be the cassus belli they are begging for.

  24. Comment by Mitch on May 2, 2022 9:53 am

    I’m on my way to Florida! Spent the night in Gallup New Mexico. *Waves in Oso’s direction*

  25. Comment by tomswifty on May 2, 2022 9:58 am

    A little further down the stack in Jay’s Twitter link @9:08 is a reminder that 232 years ago “President” Benjamin Franklin died. No comments on that. “But he’s on the money, a “dead president”. Never mind both the $10 and $100 bills don’t have presidents on them…

  26. Comment by ruralcounsel on May 2, 2022 10:01 am

    “It now appears that the son of House Speaker and California Rep. Nancy Pelosi has financial ties to a gas company in the Ukraine.”

    There’s your sign!

  27. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 2, 2022 10:03 am

    Ukraine is basically Walt’s car wash from Breaking Bad.

  28. Comment by ruralcounsel on May 2, 2022 10:03 am

    BOOM: Nancy Pelosi’s son Paul Pelosi Jr. (who went to Ukraine in 2017) was a board member of Viscoil and executive at its related company NRGLab, which DID ENERGY Business in UKRAINE!

    And Nancy Pelosi appeared in a promotional video for the company!

  29. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 2, 2022 10:07 am

    and the media is silent…

    IMPEACH TRUMP!

  30. Comment by Mitch on May 2, 2022 10:09 am

    The U.S. government is is every bit as corrupt as the Russian and Ukrainian ones. Almost certainly more so. Change my mind.

  31. Comment by mare on May 2, 2022 10:16 am

    Comment by scott on May 2, 2022 9:30 am
    She is directing the kickbacks.

    ——

    Remember Scott’s excellent track record on current events. Bank on it (like Pelosi is).

  32. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 2, 2022 10:19 am

    I found the bay leaf! It’s good luck and favor!

  33. Comment by MJ on May 2, 2022 10:19 am

    She’s there to make sure no one gets caught.

    Ukraine is to money cleaning as Hunter is to dick pics. Professional level.

  34. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 2, 2022 10:39 am

    I think this liberal is on to something. Red pills must taste good these days:

    twitter angry brooklyn mom: I can honestly say that the vast majority of misogyny that I have personally experienced in my life has come from the far left, and not conservatives.

  35. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 2, 2022 10:39 am

    read the same thing for racism

  36. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 2, 2022 10:45 am

    aww, a couple karens don’t like my reply to the twitter post at 9:26.

  37. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 2, 2022 10:45 am

    twitter: meanwhile in trumpland

    There’s crazy on both sides.

  38. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 2, 2022 10:50 am

    haha, gerald b is on leave from Crowder for the birth of his son, and they replaced him with a blowup doll.

  39. Comment by Car in on May 2, 2022 10:59 am

    Jimbro – I got these: https://escsounds.com/products/series3

  40. Comment by Car in on May 2, 2022 11:03 am

    I mean, I ORDERED them. SOmeone in chicago probably “got” them.

  41. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 2, 2022 11:05 am

    heh, UK charges tax on everything, not just in state

  42. Comment by Car in on May 2, 2022 11:09 am

    Matt just became “facebook official” with his girlfriend. SO I guess it’s pretty serious. lol

    He doesn’t really facebook. I think he does it mostly for the marketplace stuff.

  43. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 2, 2022 11:18 am

    Abundance+ is about to add a marketplace feature. That’s gonna be yuge.

  44. Comment by Car in on May 2, 2022 11:31 am

    Maia Kobabe is a shitty cartoonist.

  45. Comment by Car in on May 2, 2022 11:33 am

    If you read the story, you won't see any of the images responsible for this book's getting the boot, which rather gives the game away. https://t.co/BRN9AcrWjm

    — Varad Mehta (@varadmehta) May 2, 2022

    I did the deep dive so you guys don’t have to. This is one messed up chick. Trying to normalize her … fantasies rather then deal with them realistically is … crap.

  46. Comment by Car in on May 2, 2022 11:54 am

    And, I don’t really get the definition of “non-binary”. She fantasies that she had a dick. She wants a dick so she can be in a male homosexual relationship.

    I just don’t get it. That we need books in the library so all the people with similar feelings can normalize it.

  47. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 2, 2022 12:07 pm

    She’s a straight chick who’s into pegging, then. It’s just a lame fetish, not a fucking political call to action. Furries are better than this.

  48. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 2, 2022 12:13 pm

    twitter: Tulsi is playing this politics game, inserting herself as a choice between republicans and democrats

  49. Comment by Jimbro on May 2, 2022 12:14 pm

    Those look nice, I’m sure you read good reviews before ordering them. I’ve got buku earbuds/phones and I’m not in the market currently

    -Apple earbuds: Good sound, the OG’s, can’t relax while wearing them because I worry about losing them even walking around the house

    -Raycons: Not bad, “Walmart Chic”, solid middle of the road, wouldn’t be upset if I left them at a hotel or lost them otherwise

    -Aftershok Aeropex: Great for listening and being able to hear the environment, bad with outside distractions (see entry below)

    -Sony WH1000XM4 headphones: Superb, necessary for peaceful coexistence with my wife who listens to videos without headphones in the same room, noise cancelling works well and even better if you’re listening to music. Not really made for anything mobile beyond walking around the house

  50. Comment by Jimbro on May 2, 2022 12:16 pm

    Tulsi has a deep voice

  51. Comment by Jimbro on May 2, 2022 12:18 pm

    The same people bitching about that book being banned want to ban “Johnny The Walrus”

  52. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 2, 2022 12:26 pm

    twitter: Chip Roy is off the christmas card list for Nadler and the dems, Mayorkas might be crying

  53. Comment by Jimbro on May 2, 2022 12:30 pm

    https://nypost.com/2022/05/02/vladimir-putin-to-undergo-cancer-surgery-transfer-power/

    I wonder if his “puffy appearance” cited in a recent article was due to steroids. Bowel cancer and thyroid cancer were mentioned at the end of the article. So really, no one knows.

  54. Comment by Car in on May 2, 2022 12:57 pm

    I don’t even think she’s into pegging. I told you I did a deep dive

    ********trigger warning ********

    She bought an “attachment” and was disappointed that when she got a BJ (from a guy) it didn’t live up to her fantasy. It surprisingly felt like nothing.

    I’m not a biologist or anything, but I’m pretty sure that’s how it works.

  55. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 2, 2022 1:03 pm

    i wonder why these people are depressed

  56. Comment by Car in on May 2, 2022 1:03 pm

    I like the aftershokz but … the sounds isn’t super awesome. It is great for running … mine died. I left them uncharged for too long I think . They have the pricier model which has better sound, and while I was debating pulling that trigger one of my crossfit friends suggested these. Apparently they’re big with a lot of the competitive Crossfitters – not that it matters to me. But I figured I could give them a go.

    If I ever get them, of course.

  57. Comment by Car in on May 2, 2022 1:04 pm

    Right? I know that’s why they’re political. Because there is a huge emptiness in their lives. They’ve got to go full all-in to bring meaning and direction to their lives.

  58. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on May 2, 2022 1:11 pm

    Perdue plant in Chesapeake, VA the latest to have a fire. What the hell is going on?

  59. Comment by Jimbro on May 2, 2022 1:18 pm

    What I haven’t seen is a comparison of fires in processing plants in 2022 versus other years. The fact I haven’t seen that tells me we’re at an all time high because if this was typical plus/minus a half dozen we’d be getting that hammered into us by the MSM.

    Instead, crickets

  60. Comment by MJ on May 2, 2022 1:44 pm

    Straight white girl does weird sex thing.

    So naturally she wants to be seen as super special for it.

    I don’t see myself as special or anything just because Hotspur came onto me once at the ghetto bar. I mean, it was kind of cute actually but I’m not an alphabet person because of it.

    We had just finished a basket of fish sticks and I had a little tartar sauce on my shirt and well, you guys get the picture.

  61. Comment by Jimbro on May 2, 2022 1:47 pm

    I’d at least try to get a new pair of Aftershokz under warranty even if it’s expired. Give them some bullshit story about how much you loved them and your unofficial role as a brand ambassador which prompted others to buy them (which is not a lie, you convinced me to buy two). You have nothing to lose by trying. Customer service bent over backwards to help me exchange the pair I bought for Paula and it worked well.

  62. Comment by MJ on May 2, 2022 1:50 pm

    GND just bought a pair. I only knew of them because of this SHB.

  63. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 2, 2022 1:54 pm

    Just when Mitch was leaving…

    https://www.audacy.com/kxnt/news/local/body-found-in-barrel-at-lake-mead

  64. Comment by Car in on May 2, 2022 1:54 pm

    I think I already tossed them.

  65. Comment by Car in on May 2, 2022 1:55 pm

    I mean, I pretty much know it was my fault for leaving them uncharged for so long.

  66. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 2, 2022 1:56 pm

    got 2 pairs too, because they didn’t last the full 8 hours, when using as a phone headset too.

  67. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 2, 2022 2:01 pm

    twitter: >800k released in US since Jan 21, according to “the government”

    So, what’s the real number?

  68. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 2, 2022 2:01 pm

    I guess that is January of 2021, not January 21st.

  69. Comment by Jimbro on May 2, 2022 2:08 pm

    From the WSJ:

    “Grindr User Data Has Been for Sale for Years”

    —Gay-dating app’s user locations were collected and sold via ad networks since at least 2017; Grindr says it has curtailed the data it shares
    ———-
    Probably a lot of nervous closeted queens out there after this story. The opposite of Pride Fest.

  70. Comment by MJ on May 2, 2022 2:27 pm

    Almost every app sells their data. A lot of them, especially the games, are actually data mining products.

  71. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 2, 2022 3:15 pm

    twitter: happening at the border in el paso

    Title 42 is ending, so immigrants refusing to leave us, because they know they’ll be let in.

  72. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 2, 2022 3:16 pm

    we shouldn’t be using covid restrictions to block immigration anyway, covid is done. Use other laws.

  73. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 2, 2022 3:30 pm

    damn, can’t read this.

    https://www.wsj.com/articles/disneys-clash-with-florida-has-ceos-on-alert-11651440367

  74. Comment by Brother Tim on May 2, 2022 3:36 pm

    The message they should be getting is, “Stay in your lane. Don’t go woke. Don’t be a fucking idiot.”

    I estimate one in twenty will understand more than one and one in a hundred will get the third.

  75. Comment by Mitch on May 2, 2022 3:37 pm

    Just when Mitch was leaving…

    I didn’t do it, nobody saw me do it, you can’t prove anything!
    *shifty eyes*

  76. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 2, 2022 4:20 pm

    twitter: Out at the plate!

  77. Comment by Dave's not here on May 2, 2022 4:46 pm

    damn, can’t read this.

    I think I saw the same article at Fox Business online, or maybe it was Bongino that had a working link.

  78. Comment by Jimbro on May 2, 2022 4:51 pm

    Almost every app sells their data.
    ——–
    I knew that but I have a feeling the Grindr users had an assumption they were somehow anonymous because “ghey” or just didn’t care because they wanted man sauce and they wanted it now. Every dating and hookup app is almost certainly the same.

  79. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 2, 2022 4:57 pm

    the amount of concern is concerning

  80. Comment by osoloco11 on May 2, 2022 4:58 pm

    Mitch, when are you headed South to I-10? We got off I-40 in Amarillo and drove diagonally through TX and LA to get the 10 before MS.

  81. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 2, 2022 4:59 pm

    twitter: walking into the annual shareholder’s meeting

  82. Comment by Dave's not here on May 2, 2022 5:01 pm

    Gotta love Mondays. Got a nasty-gram from my boss this morning, Apparently a crap ton of product was rejected last week, all ran on a machine that was recently moved. I investigated, a fixture is no longer located at the coordinates it was at before the move. The fixture hasn’t been moved since I initially installed it in the machine & the fixture offset hasn’t been changed, I can only assume when the machine was set in the location it was moved from it was never leveled or a ball screw is worn to the point of unreliability. I guess I should have checked the location after the move. The machine is older than Methuselah but we don’t have an IQPQ procedure or requirement, so I have that going for me, but I’m betting that will change when I fire that back at them, and guess who’ll be tasked with writing it.

  83. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 2, 2022 5:06 pm

    Light a candle for Ukraine!

  84. Comment by Dave's not here on May 2, 2022 5:56 pm

    And light a match for Putin. No one knows what the cancer is but they’re tossing around cancer of the poop chute.

  85. Comment by Dave's not here on May 2, 2022 6:08 pm

    Holy crap! Just on Fox news, the chosen one to head up the new Ministry of Truth has tweeted she’s a pregnant woman. Shouldn’t she, as a dedicated far left loon, be more focused on scheduling her abortion than persuing career opportunities?

  86. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 2, 2022 6:14 pm

    That poor abused child is likely to be born with fetal alcohol syndrome in addition to having that demon for a mother. Have pity on it.

  87. Comment by Dave's not here on May 2, 2022 6:34 pm

    Just saw Psaki, in hi def while paying attention.
    Question for the lady hostages, is it normal to stack 2, 3, maybe even 4 fake eyelashes upon each other to have those AMAZING eyelashes? And those freckles that don’t show up on SD, cover girl or regular visits to the dermatologist to make sure none are melanoma?

  88. Comment by Dave's not here on May 2, 2022 6:41 pm

    Without a doubt you’re correct, Leon.
    She’s likely hysterical that she’s got the opportunity of a lifetime that only presents itself once or twice for most women, and struggling with what to do about it.

  89. Comment by Dave's not here on May 2, 2022 6:45 pm

    ^ but it’s getting better for them with corporations embracing WLI initiatives.
    Okay, that was misogynist, feed me to the pygmies.

  90. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 2, 2022 6:58 pm

    I wonder if the fetus is already transitioning. Can’t start too soon.

  91. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 2, 2022 7:04 pm

    if she announced she’s pregnant they won’t be killing anyone. would have been done quietly. otherwise she wouldn’t be pregnant. that implies human.

  92. Comment by Dave's not here on May 2, 2022 7:11 pm

    Modestly dressed girls ribs are sticking out. I’d like to buy her a sammich.

  93. Comment by Dave's not here on May 2, 2022 7:19 pm

    J’ames, under most circumstances I’d agree, but when it comes to the left implications only apply to those that aren’t as far left as the one pointing pointing their finger, see Elon Musk for reference.

  94. Comment by Dave's not here on May 2, 2022 7:23 pm

    I gotta get a new phone. This double wording & correcting worwords, like that, is becoming iratating. Packing my laptop everywhere isn’t an option.

  95. Comment by Dave's not here on May 2, 2022 7:31 pm

    ” show us some sugar too, Dave. We know you just dropped 5 grand out of your pocket to take care of your deceased loved one. You’ve got excellent credit, buy a new phone from us or you’re a deadbeat! GFYS!

  96. Comment by osoloco11 on May 2, 2022 7:34 pm

    Dude, my diabetic renal failure mom died with COVID. FEMA covered all funeral costs.

  97. Comment by lumps on May 2, 2022 7:55 pm

    Never forget what they did in the name of science pic.twitter.com/UoZhr4br0b

    — Dr. Eli David (@DrEliDavid) April 30, 2022

  98. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 2, 2022 7:58 pm

    Brandon used the pseudonym Peter Henderson to hide his identity on emails? they are stupid, they are brash, and God has an awesome sense of humor.

    Tom Clancy called another one

  99. Comment by lumps on May 2, 2022 8:05 pm

    Biden official Samantha Power celebrates fertilizer shortages that will force farmers to “hasten transitions” to “natural solutions, like manure and compost.”

    “Never let a crisis go to waste." pic.twitter.com/rZ5uMy0K5U

    — RNC Research (@RNCResearch) May 1, 2022

  100. Comment by osoloco11 on May 2, 2022 8:55 pm

    Batter up

  101. Comment by lumps on May 2, 2022 9:23 pm

    Shocking!

    https://9gag.com/gag/aXrK2Mv

  102. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 2, 2022 9:30 pm

    so, there was a leak that SCOTUS has voted to overturn Roe.

    I smell bullshit. it’s a way to gin up protest. no way that would leak

  103. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 2, 2022 9:31 pm

    horrific video lumpy!

  104. Comment by lumps on May 2, 2022 9:32 pm

    https://tinyurl.com/2p8w7xjx

  105. Comment by Hotspur on May 2, 2022 9:47 pm

    I wasn’t coming onto MJ in the ghetto bar. Somebody already had.

  106. Comment by Pendejo on May 2, 2022 9:49 pm

    You know where else they rely on manure for fertilizer? North Korea. And more recently Sri Lanka. Does Miss Thang see a problem here?

  107. Comment by Hotspur on May 2, 2022 9:55 pm

    He’s still insisting it was tartar sauce.

  108. Comment by Pendejo on May 2, 2022 9:55 pm

    Ninety million acres of corn under cultivation in the USA. There ain’t enough shit to or shit flinging machines to go around. But like most central planners she hasn’t thought that far down the road.

  109. Comment by Sobek on May 2, 2022 9:59 pm

    “I smell bullshit. it’s a way to gin up protest. no way that would leak”

    But I want to believe it. Also, it can be leaked to gin up protest and and still be genuine. Also, it could be leaked so that John Roberts’ handlers know that they need to put the pressure back on.

  110. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 2, 2022 10:01 pm

    I’m about to spend upwards of 2k on urea, so I’m absolutely in the market for a shit flinger.

  111. Comment by Sobek on May 2, 2022 10:02 pm

    From the Politico article:

    “No draft decision in the modern history of the court has been disclosed publicly while a case was still pending.”

    But can’t you see one of, say, Sotomayor’s clerks leaking something like that, in order to turn up the outrage?

  112. Comment by lumps on May 2, 2022 10:03 pm

    Say, how many manure-producing animals would we need to fertilize that many acres of grain? And, hey, what do many of these manure-producing animals eat?

  113. Comment by Sobek on May 2, 2022 10:10 pm

    Also from Politico:

    “A person familiar with the court’s deliberations said that four of the other Republican-appointed justices – Clarence Thomas, Neil Gorsuch, Brett Kavanaugh and Amy Coney Barrett – had voted with Alito in the conference … How Chief Justice John Roberts will ultimately vote … Is unclear.”

    So Politico has a full on spy in the Supreme Court. That’s almost as interesting as the content of the story. I imagine the justices will be in the mood to skin someone alive. Also, raise your hand if you’re shocked about Roberts.

    I’ve heard Roberts described as an institutionalist. Meaning that no matter how he might feel on a given issue, his highest priority will be to preserve the reputation of the Court. But the thing is, if there really are five votes to overturn Roe and Casey, then him dissenting will have no effect on that reputation whatsoever. That means if he joins the dissent, it will be because he actually wants to preserve Roe, and not for any institutional reason.

  114. Comment by Brother Tim on May 2, 2022 10:26 pm

    Gonna be an interesting week.

  115. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 2, 2022 10:29 pm

    The horses that eat the hay will produce roughly enough manure to keep the N levels up if I distribute it evenly. Grazing animals generally manage that balance really well. But that amount of animal husbandry in a nation of 112M people was pushing the limits a century ago. We could do it again and sustain our current population, I believe, but it would mean dramatic changes to how we use corn/soybeans/land, and require several million new cattle and sheep farmers.

  116. Comment by Pendejo on May 2, 2022 10:32 pm

    Lumps, 22 tons of manure per acre for corn. Less for beans, milo, peanuts, vegatablesand cotton which are not part of the 90m mentioned earlier.

  117. Comment by Pendejo on May 2, 2022 10:38 pm

    It works out to about 2 cows to the acre. So you’d need the produce of 180 m cows just for corn. Doesn’t count for other crops mentioned up thread that would have requirements.

    There are roughly 30m beef cattle and 10m dairy cattle in the us at any given time. We’re gonna need more shiitters.

  118. Comment by Pendejo on May 2, 2022 10:40 pm

    Another source says 93 m total. Common tittyweb jenkins. Get your shit together.

  119. Comment by Sobek on May 2, 2022 10:46 pm

    Here’s a super dark theory. Someone leaked the draft, not to try to flip a vote, but to encourage a nut job to assassinate a justice. If one of them is dead, and if Roberts votes to uphold, then it’s a 4-4 spilt and Roe stands.

  120. Comment by Car in on May 2, 2022 10:57 pm

    They leaked it to distract everyone.

  121. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 2, 2022 11:24 pm

    but the suburbanites don’t like the manure being spread, it smells bad. Just like no windmills in my backyard.

  122. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 2, 2022 11:31 pm

    oh, so the exec producer of Steven Colbert’s show is now heading up CNN. And they think he’s gonna clean that up? Yeah right.

    *dancing needle sketch

  123. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 2, 2022 11:32 pm

    everyone watch Gosnell

  124. Comment by Sobek on May 3, 2022 12:32 am

    I drive to NC today. Otherwise I would be headed over to the SCOTUS building to point and laugh.

  125. Comment by Pupster on May 3, 2022 1:00 am

    Where abouts?

  126. Comment by Sean M. on May 3, 2022 2:46 am

    Darlene emphasized religious piety.

  127. Comment by Sobek on May 3, 2022 6:23 am

    The west. I’m almost spitting distance to TN. Holy cow it’s beautiful out here.


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