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Your model for today was born November 26th, 1997 in Port Macquarie, Australia. She stands 5′ 8″ and measures 32 – 24 – 36 and 137 lbs. Please welcome Miss Tahlia Hall.
August 13, 2021
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The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.
Get TITS2 & The H2 Stuff
Laughing at Joe Biden since March 2009 
Attractive girl, addicted to make up and selfies.
Eyebrows are fine though
https://bangordailynews.com/2021/08/12/politics/maine-will-be-one-of-the-1st-states-to-mandate-covid-19-vaccines-for-health-workers/
I may be spending more time at home with the dogs if my exemption isn’t accepted
Gross. 9/10 would smash
I’m wondering if a national strike over the vax, mask bullshit is on the horizon. We are the producers. I view it as one of the last benchmarks before things get real spicy, like look at what just occurred in South Africa spicy.
All I know is that I’m sick and tired of this clown world, piss on your leg and tell you its raining, Emperor has no clothes nonsense. This shit is mentally unhealthy and humans will only tolerate the irrational but for so long until they snap.
No way.
The people who love this shit are a very loud minority, there’s a squishy middle that don’t care, and the opposition has been effectively demonized.
We have at least one more winter of this, probably through the spring.
^^
my guess but god I hope I’m wrong.
From Aug 4-10 there were zero covid deaths in michigan. Then on the 11th they unearthed 12 by combing through past records as they have been doing for the entire time. Cases are up, only slightly, but still deaths are the 88+ crowd, and in small numbers. Easy targets got taken out and people know better how to treat.
This entire thing is stupid.
wakey wakey
I keep asking myself if the pharma companies would actually put their finger on the scale to sell more vaccines…
And even though I keep thinking it’s a conspiracy theory I’m reminded of other drugs where profit not well being was the primary motive.
I wonder what the world would be like without opioids.
This entire thing is stupid.
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I don’t disagree. But I still think we have another year to go.
There was an interview with Barbara Walters about 10 years ago that I think perfectly sums up the past few decades.
She was being interviewed in her opulent apartment, talking in her stupid fucking lisp, and for some reason decided to introduce her maid to the camera crew.
She started to say, ‘this is my servant Lupita’ or something like it and then caught herself and said, ‘my dear, dear friend Lupita. She’s been with me for 25 years.’ First, your friends don’t wear a uniform and clean your house, and second they’re not ‘with you.’
That’s our ruling elite right now. They’re pissing on us, telling us its raining as TeeRoy said but barely concealing it – which I think is part of the kink.
They’re old, powerful, out of touch, and so fucking condescending it’s unbelievable.
200 masked servants to serve the Obamas. Why were THEY forced to wear masks? I mean, honestly, lets just ponder that for a bit?
And I can’t see my son in Chicago because I don’t have a fake vaccine, but actually HAVE SOMETHING BETTER. When truth is ignored, honestly – it can be seen as nothing but evil. I don’t see it any other way.
Also, Maynard’s wife has cancer, so there goes any thought of concerts anytime soon.
That sounded heartless, and I’m not. I mean, I understand why. Its just another thing.
Today’s front hole looks stupid. Good job Puppy.
Tim, in my better days I’d have said waking up at 4 is an opportunity to pray, particularly something rote like the Rosary. You’ll either finish and be ready to do something else or fall asleep and get the rest you need.
I mostly just look for a YT video to listen to/ignore while I try to sleep again, and have extremely uncharitable thoughts about life. Don’t be like me.
Today’s model is trying to make high-waisted pants a thing.
She’s wrong to do this and should be spanked for how wrong this is.
I disagree. High waisted pants look better on most people.
Personally I think we should Make Breeches Great Again.
Three infantry battalions (roughly 3000 troops) are heading to Kabul to evacuate the US Embassy. Even if there was a photograph of the last chopper heading off of the rooftop helipad it wouldn’t see the light of day during a Gropey Joe administration.
Tragic outcome for the Afghan people but it’s further proof that spending more time, blood and treasure in that shithole would have been a losing proposition.
This ending just leaves me with confusion. Yeah, I have sympathy for the people who are going to be slaughtered by the Taliban but they live among the society who couldn’t form an effective army in 20 years and tacitly supported the Taliban while they killed American and NATO troops and aid workers who tried to restore some order to their country.
As far as I’m concerned we gave them every opportunity. If the country collapses it’s on the Afghans. Im not going to shed a tear.
My region for work is literally two thirds of this state. Weekly I visit the majority of the large pop centers and quite a few in rural locations. Most of my stops are in working class and lower economic areas but a few are in more middle class zones. The majority of folks that I encounter see this shit for what it is. I think the squishes are choosing sides right now. And I can tell you with absolute certainty that this shit is not flying in the rural areas.
I was shooting the shit with a co-worker that has a six year old son. Guy said ” I just want to be left alone.” The problem is that you cannot raise a Man without instilling proper manly qualities, like the adherence to truth. How do you teach truth while at the same time going along with calling a guy in dress a women? If you can’t teach adherence to truth, how do you teach “do the right thing”? It is impossible to teach honor and integrity without truth.
Wear the mask son, we all know its bullshit, but we just want to get along. Thats some passive shit right there, and will produce a passive mindset.
Unfortunately, in the end, the historians will classify this debacle as one of the final straws towards the coming conflict. The snowball is gaining speed and size.
They are flooding us with infected, uneducated illegals
They are destroying our energy system
They are destroying the economy with inflationary practice
They are terrorizing our young with fear
They are destroying our legal system
They are censoring
There are political prisoners in our judicial system
They are teaching our children to be racist communists
And I absolutely despise them. They are either evil or too stupid to live and they are not going to stop without a fight.
@ CoAlex They try that shit and they’ll get a truckers strike.
Teeroy, i agree, and I would hope that someone in the WH is screaming this at the top of his lungs. However, i still think that contrary to the belief of many this is not grand master plot, but a lot of desperate flailing by the admin.
They thought that they could waltz in and fix everything with a few simple edicts and a change in “optics” and now they’re discovering that they can’t.
Or, lets say you wanted to destroy a country……
Establishing a pretense for Martial Law is probably one of those things demanded by the Great Reset.
Pulling over every out-of-state driver and asking for vaxx paperwork sounds like a fine idea for causing civil unrest in need of a bold response.
DQSH only ends when there have been enough hate crimes make people scared to do it. They’re insisting at this point.
I went to have blood drawn this morning for annual labwork. The lab had a sign saying that masks were mandatory, but no one said anything or even looked twice as I walked in unmasked.
I had to break my streak to get my new work badge. TSA guy was really apologetic about it and hinted that he knew it was bullshit too, and didn’t say a thing when it fell to my chin while I was talking.
I was literally there to have a picture taken. Of my face. It’s all so stupid.
Soooo, in a truckers strike scenario the urbans run out of food in less than a week. I figure that’ll coincide with the beginning of raids (ala South Africa) on the suburban warehouses which (sooner or later) will result in defensive reactions from the suburbanites and some folks attempting to bug out. The rurals will not be open to a flood of refugees and will take self containment measures.
I don’t get it.
Dump truck operators around here start at $40/hour or so. Not the garbage pickup guys, that’s $20/hr, but “I haul and dump gravel and woodchips and shit” trucks. It’s tempting.
Neither do I.
That would be good 4am advice, leon, except my daily alarm is 5:30 and by the time I can get back to sleep there’s no point and I’m ready to nod off during the work day.
I suspect my decades of poor self-maintenance are coming due. Gonna suck to be me.
Insomnia just seems to be a part of growing older for me and a lot of people I know.
Brotim, start working out in the evenings. Not super heavy, but some pushups, bodyweight squats, walk a mile or two. Burn off some energy.
Waking up at 3 and 4 am is so common I think it may not actually be ‘insomnia’ but a natural rhythm. Damned if I know what the purpose must be. Usually I get up, have some water and look out the window a bit, then feel sleepy again and go back to bed.
…that is, when I am going to bed at a reasonable hour and not on some crazy work schedule.
She thicc.
Well, her lower body. She doesn’t appear to be a bed duster which makes me sad.
On the other hand she’s probably dusted a few penises.
Time to stoke the fire so it doesn’t go out before dawn, time to check on children and livestock with eyes ready for the dark, etc.
Nothing worse than a dusty penis.
We figured out who the culprit among our dogs was who was waking about around 0330 and getting Ollie wound up. Lola! Her original owners had a whole night time ritual (treat before going in a closed and covered crate) that we followed for a few weeks and then we just skipped the treat and left the crate open and she’d sleep in it on her own. All was well until Ollie entered the scene. Given his puppy bladder 3AM trips outside became the norm and even though he can make it through the night now our weird dog Lola likes the middle of the night routine. She’s been back in the covered crate for the last week and it’s working.
Going from Florida to Hawaii has shifted my sleep/wake times but I actually love it. Head to bed at around 8:00pm, get out of bed around 4:15am.
I walk at least 3 miles per day and try to do a work out or something in the water for an hour.
I try to tire myself out. And contrary to popular opinion, I don’t drink unless we go out to a happy hour which isn’t often. I drink sleepy time tea before bed and melatonin I’ve been sleeping pretty well. In the past I’ve had horrible bouts of insomnia.
Also, CAULK there’s 20 bucks!!
But how many penises have you dusted?
The scum running Biden are “discussing “ interstate travel ban unless you’re vaccinated.
I can’t express my thoughts on this “idea.”
Round to the nearest dozen.
I avoid dusty penises.
*cough*
*cough*
Man, it’s dusty in here.
Pups first two gifs were a nice duet.
Comment by leoncaruthers on August 13, 2021 10:38 am
I don’t get it.
Chicks dig a man who knows how to operate a forklift.
Do they?
(X) Doubt
Ummm no
I choose to believe.
*Drives forklift around blog*
I’m single, ladies…
*crashes into shelves, toppling half the store.*
I can and have run a fork lift with the best of em. Not once have I seen a woman eye me seductively while doing so. That may be because they’re trying to not get killed.
I’d rather have a dusty penis than a muddy one. IYKWIMAITYD.
Eh, if it’s dusty enough, I get it.
Knowing how to drive a forklift has only gotten me laid once, and that was when I used it to lift your mom into bed.
Colex, you are awarded one of these.
https://www.jpost.com/health-science/covid-90-percent-of-patients-treated-with-new-israeli-drug-discharged-in-5-days-675961?fbclid=IwAR02lgYWFKMxgXF9Kk3A-jG6lGooSwhxoil49FzCdCTwbw0KVpyqdft6AUI
Most of the forklifts I’ve seen run on propane. I bet they make electric forklifts which the libs would love to drive.
You’d be right. Indoors use models are electric, have been for quite a while.
I have driven a forklift, which brought all surrounding work to a screeching halt so the guys could stare at me.
Closest I ever got was a pallet jack.
I just got pallet forks for the new skid steer. They work great, but, sadly, not a panty dropper.
I used a forklift at my college job at the envelope factory. Mostly moving pallets of finished product to a giant shrink wrapper and then to the warehouse. The long term guys loaded the trucks which makes sense because I knew jack shit about balancing a load. *cough*
I operated a all terrain fork truck (skytrak) a bit. It could do neat tricks like crab sideways, you could level the entire truck and the load independently, and push the load out and up 30 feet. Sadly, there were no wimmens around to impress.
When I was working at the bigbox hardware store, I watched one of my coworkers grab a bunk of composite decking from the tippy top rack using the super-high lift and nearly topple. She felt and I saw wheels coming off the ground and she swiftly adjusted to prevent what could have been quite the disaster.
One of my other coworkers, a grizzly old whitehair with shitty vision and worse hearing, dropped a pallet of concrete mix bags from on high. It exploded and raised such a storm of noxious dust they had to evacuate. We were cleaning that dust forever.
This is why we clear the aisles of shoppers before doing anything.
Comment by PepeLp on August 13, 2021 1:43 pm
I just got pallet forks for the new skid steer. They work great, but, sadly, not a panty dropper.
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My goodness, I had no idea Pepe was into kink.
Drove a forklift in college along with a motorized pallet jack.
Fun job.
Used to come home and blow my nose and it was completely black.
Just read a story about all the kids getting covid and getting really sick.
They were all overweight. Seriously overweight.
Carin, I think I saw the same thing. An 11-year-old that had to have weighed 250 lbs.
*drives by looking for the wimmins driving fork trucks… crashes into chat room layabouts*
Oops
Your mom likes my pudding in her bung
She repeats the lie about spinach being “high in iron”. Nobody ever checks this, it’s a copyist’s error nearly 80 years old and people keep repeating it. Vegan dogma demands it, I guess.
I’m not saying she’s vegan or that the recipe is (no old recipe is), but that it’s an article of faith for vegans that they are getting all the iron and other minerals that they need from eating poisonous plants.
Yeah, she doesn’t strike me as the most intelligent. Personally, I’d rather see how the Tasting History dude would do this recipe.
She mentioned calcium in dandelion greens. I always think of vitamin C with those. Is that right?
She should take a cue from Townsends and slice then fry that in butter with salt. Best way to eat a pudding is twice-cooked.
She mentioned calcium in dandelion greens. I always think of vitamin C with those. Is that right?
Both true. I love finding dandelions now, great for the chickens.
I still want to try making this. Maybe one of these days for a Friday meal.
Go really easy on the mint. Bad for T levels.
I have run out of things to pack.
Can’t remember the last time I had 2 days off in a row.
TeeRoy has me beat
I drove a boom truck for a year. It is sort of a crane forklift mashup that is good for sticking 40 sheets of drywall in a window 3 stories high.
It does not crab sideways. I accidently made it crab sideways and got a cool story out of it but that is another subject.
I used to drive forklifts all the time. We had an old one, probably from the 50’s that was really fun. It had no roll cage.
If you have a pallet weighing around a ton and a half on your forks when your mast is fully extended to a height of about 16 feet and you accidently hit the lever to tilt the mast forward when you meant to hit the lever to lower the load, you can get a really cheap thrill. A thrill so cheap that you make damned sure you never do it again.
Oh man, like a one night stand with a fat chick.
Fat chicks can dust too
Hahahahaha
Lauraw, one of my managers was taking down a top steel triple stack and it was so heavy, the back wheels on the lift came up more than 6 inches. After that, no triple stacks in the top steel. None of the lift drivers were responding today. Dan is a lift driver, not a paid lift driver. His boss made him drive for us. Very sexy.
Shooting at a Breastaurant last night. 1 dead. Shooting at a middle school today, one dead. Life in the Duke City.
Fat chicks can dust too
Yeah, but they gotta pay.
I used to work with a dude whose kinda sorta motto was, “You can go to hell for culling a fat chick.”
He’s likely going to hell but not on account of his taste in women.
“Forklift Certified” is a meme.
https://is.gd/mMKZfm
My degrees in math and physics haven’t dropped a lot of panties either.
Abs and big arms got me a lot more attention from women. I felt so objectified, like I was only valued for my body.
Fucking fat chicks is like riding a motor scooter. It’s fun, but you don’t want your friends to see you doing it.
Comment by Hotspur on August 13, 2021 7:00 pm
Fucking fat chicks is like riding a motor scooter.
There are videos online of five Indian dudes crammed on there at once?
We used to party with Lobo football players. They posted “No Fat Chicks”. Any girl that made a comment about Fat Chicks, was kicked out.
Crazy prediction: the constitution requires a census at least every ten years, but it doesn’t preclude a second census. The administration will pump in as many immigrants as possible into the country and then Congress will push for a new census next year which will discover that all these immigrants just happen to be located to maximize Dem seat gains.
They’d have to ram a census in pretty damn fast before 2022 which “should” be a bloodbath for the Dems but who knows anymore
Five indian dudes on one fat chick?
No way.
They’d have to ram a census in pretty damn fast before 2022 which “should” be a bloodbath for the Dems but who knows anymore
Maybe not before 2022, but certain they could ram through the Census next year and then use that to shift electoral votes back to blue states for 2024. Probably even sue the hell out of red states to force them to redistrict for more favorable layouts for Dems.
TFG counted illegals in the 2010 census. 45 had to go through the courts to return the Census to “Citizens”. IDFC we’re done. Our Republic is toast.
A census is way to complicated. The judiciary has shown it will do nothing against voter fraud. They will just keep stealing elections. Who is going to stop them? Half+ the republican’s went along with the steal.
After the first 1000 you might want to admit you have a problem
https://nypost.com/2021/08/12/british-man-richard-william-cove-made-1200-foot-fetish-calls-to-medical-hotline/
Thermadin…si, si, Pedro.
I H8 Brats. I don’t cook. Brats for dinner. Pray for Oso.
What’s wrong with a big, juicy sausage?
Jimbro, check your dorkmail.
Got it!
Are you seriously considering stuffing all the rabbits Scott shot this summer and putting them in homemade display boxes? Seems like a lot of work but what the hell do I know.
(put me down for two)
Brats are gross. Too greasy. I love Hebrew Nationals.
Snouts and lips.
Kosher snouts and lips.
Snoutsandlips sounds like a German word.
Wait, Bayer paid out $10 billion for Roundup claims, and they are still selling it?
Scott knows things. Even Steven. According to Dan, I was screaming and sleep walking. I don’t remember. He was providing security. He was fatigued. No drinks tonight.
All the runnybabbits that Scott shot this Summer are already on display, one to two feet underground, to the worms in my garden.
Not in hardware stores, Scott. Feed mills and industrial farm suppliers only.
The weed killers and herbicides that replace it will be much, much worse. Aminopyralids are only the tip of that iceberg of shit.
Assholesandeyelids.
Got it.
Mark Milley is a pathetic tool.
My place of business had a big vaccine clinic recently, as there are supposedly a bunch of employees who haven’t got the shot yet. That evening, big boss came around and complained that “like only five people” showed up to get it.
I have a feeling a lot of people are going to simply stop showing up to work on the October 1st deadline, and it will come as a surprise to corporate. Or they will show up to work still unvaccinated, and force the company to summarily fire them, as was promised in the emails on the subject.
And Fauci murdered a million dogs in his quest to enslave the world with scamdemics.
Apparently I’m going to have to get a weekly coof test and wear a mask when I go into the office. But there was a change to the telework policy so I get the impression that it won’t be long before I’m back to 100% telework.
The obvious tactic is to have bouts of “it’s probably just hay fever but…” every time they want you in the office.
In an inflationary time, what nonperishable and durable goods would you purchase? I’m thinking air compressor, air tools, table saw, other large useful tool purchases, as well as Boozbux [nod to Leon], if not actual etoh stockpiles. Fabrics? Lumber? What are good barter goods?
Dry, whole spices. Peppercorns. Propane.
Peppercorns? I saw you mention that before. Do you actually believe people can’t live without pepper? I could, and I love the stuff.
Or are you just saying it makes a nice neat currency?
Mostly as something that’s bound to get more expensive but also stores well and could be traded. Coffee if you are willing to use up freezer space on it.
Beans, Rice, Pasta, Salt, Soap, TP, Paper Towels, Canned Meat, Ammo. Those are the non-perishables that I’m looking at. I need some water purification gear too.
Reminds me I need to can more meat.
As cuts go, home canned beef chuck tenders are OUTSTANDING. A tough cut full of collagen that cans perfectly for a nice stew texture, does not come out tasting dry. A bit of peeling and prep work, but all the scraps make a nice stock.
I wish I could make a “your mom” joke about this but I’m not clever enough. And also, I’m tired.
I’m proud of you guys. Many not vaxed (still love the ones who are), preppers and gun owners.
Ha! PD!
Maybe something about a little peeling and prep work?
Nah, those aren’t ‘your mom’ jokes, they’re ‘Mare’ jokes.
We aren’t allowed to make those jokes because then somebody has to tell you to calm down. It’s cumbersome.
GOODNIGHT BEECHESSS
Wake up, NOW!!! Lauraw!! Bitch fight!!
*no not drinking yet, husband went to store IYKWIMAITTYD*
And if you don’t know what that means he’s getting beer and wine.
Dwayne evaluated retirement plans.