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Your model for today was born November 26th, 1997 in Port Macquarie, Australia.  She stands 5′ 8″ and measures 32 – 24 – 36 and 137 lbs.  Please welcome Miss Tahlia Hall.

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August 13, 2021
Categories: ann coulter, BBF, beefcake, Cowboy, dicking bimbos, Emily's Dull Affect, Good Stupid, I did not stick a cigar in that chick's cootch, I'm gonna need new batteries, Is This Ham Still Good?, Knockers, Loose Ass Snatch, meatdickbreath, monkey love, Moon Pie Smash, peanuts and corn the night before, Plumbing, Richard Butt RIP, robust hindquarters, Rumpus Room Rumba, Suddenly Sumo, Taint what you think, The Cat's Pajamas, Thorific, Thud Sandwich, Too Much Pressure, TurtleFacePlant, Waddle Massage, Who Cut The Cheese?, With a tire iron, You have some Junk in the Trump, your mom has a robust rumpus room, Your mom likes this . . Author: Pupster

146 Comments

  1. Comment by Jimbro on August 13, 2021 6:03 am

    Attractive girl, addicted to make up and selfies.

  2. Comment by Jimbro on August 13, 2021 6:04 am

    Eyebrows are fine though

  3. Comment by Jimbro on August 13, 2021 6:14 am

    https://bangordailynews.com/2021/08/12/politics/maine-will-be-one-of-the-1st-states-to-mandate-covid-19-vaccines-for-health-workers/

    I may be spending more time at home with the dogs if my exemption isn’t accepted

  4. Comment by MJ on August 13, 2021 6:39 am

    Gross. 9/10 would smash

  5. Comment by TeeRoy Jenkins on August 13, 2021 7:01 am

    I’m wondering if a national strike over the vax, mask bullshit is on the horizon. We are the producers. I view it as one of the last benchmarks before things get real spicy, like look at what just occurred in South Africa spicy.

    All I know is that I’m sick and tired of this clown world, piss on your leg and tell you its raining, Emperor has no clothes nonsense. This shit is mentally unhealthy and humans will only tolerate the irrational but for so long until they snap.

  6. Comment by MJ on August 13, 2021 7:08 am

    No way.

    The people who love this shit are a very loud minority, there’s a squishy middle that don’t care, and the opposition has been effectively demonized.

    We have at least one more winter of this, probably through the spring.

    ^^

    my guess but god I hope I’m wrong.

  7. Comment by Car in on August 13, 2021 7:18 am

    From Aug 4-10 there were zero covid deaths in michigan. Then on the 11th they unearthed 12 by combing through past records as they have been doing for the entire time. Cases are up, only slightly, but still deaths are the 88+ crowd, and in small numbers. Easy targets got taken out and people know better how to treat.

    This entire thing is stupid.

    wakey wakey

  8. Comment by MJ on August 13, 2021 7:20 am

    I keep asking myself if the pharma companies would actually put their finger on the scale to sell more vaccines…

    And even though I keep thinking it’s a conspiracy theory I’m reminded of other drugs where profit not well being was the primary motive.

    I wonder what the world would be like without opioids.

  9. Comment by MJ on August 13, 2021 7:23 am

    This entire thing is stupid.
    —————
    I don’t disagree. But I still think we have another year to go.

  10. Comment by MJ on August 13, 2021 7:28 am

    There was an interview with Barbara Walters about 10 years ago that I think perfectly sums up the past few decades.

    She was being interviewed in her opulent apartment, talking in her stupid fucking lisp, and for some reason decided to introduce her maid to the camera crew.

    She started to say, ‘this is my servant Lupita’ or something like it and then caught herself and said, ‘my dear, dear friend Lupita. She’s been with me for 25 years.’ First, your friends don’t wear a uniform and clean your house, and second they’re not ‘with you.’

    That’s our ruling elite right now. They’re pissing on us, telling us its raining as TeeRoy said but barely concealing it – which I think is part of the kink.

    They’re old, powerful, out of touch, and so fucking condescending it’s unbelievable.

  11. Comment by Car in on August 13, 2021 7:30 am

    200 masked servants to serve the Obamas. Why were THEY forced to wear masks? I mean, honestly, lets just ponder that for a bit?

  12. Comment by Car in on August 13, 2021 7:32 am

    And I can’t see my son in Chicago because I don’t have a fake vaccine, but actually HAVE SOMETHING BETTER. When truth is ignored, honestly – it can be seen as nothing but evil. I don’t see it any other way.

  13. Comment by Car in on August 13, 2021 7:33 am

    Also, Maynard’s wife has cancer, so there goes any thought of concerts anytime soon.

  14. Comment by Car in on August 13, 2021 7:34 am

    That sounded heartless, and I’m not. I mean, I understand why. Its just another thing.

  15. Comment by Car in on August 13, 2021 7:36 am

    Today’s front hole looks stupid. Good job Puppy.

  16. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 13, 2021 7:49 am

    Tim, in my better days I’d have said waking up at 4 is an opportunity to pray, particularly something rote like the Rosary. You’ll either finish and be ready to do something else or fall asleep and get the rest you need.

    I mostly just look for a YT video to listen to/ignore while I try to sleep again, and have extremely uncharitable thoughts about life. Don’t be like me.

  17. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 13, 2021 8:27 am

    Today’s model is trying to make high-waisted pants a thing.

    She’s wrong to do this and should be spanked for how wrong this is.

  18. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 13, 2021 8:29 am

    I disagree. High waisted pants look better on most people.

  19. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 13, 2021 8:30 am

    Personally I think we should Make Breeches Great Again.

  20. Comment by Jimbro on August 13, 2021 8:32 am

    Three infantry battalions (roughly 3000 troops) are heading to Kabul to evacuate the US Embassy. Even if there was a photograph of the last chopper heading off of the rooftop helipad it wouldn’t see the light of day during a Gropey Joe administration.

    Tragic outcome for the Afghan people but it’s further proof that spending more time, blood and treasure in that shithole would have been a losing proposition.

    This ending just leaves me with confusion. Yeah, I have sympathy for the people who are going to be slaughtered by the Taliban but they live among the society who couldn’t form an effective army in 20 years and tacitly supported the Taliban while they killed American and NATO troops and aid workers who tried to restore some order to their country.

  21. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 13, 2021 8:35 am

    As far as I’m concerned we gave them every opportunity. If the country collapses it’s on the Afghans. Im not going to shed a tear.

  22. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 13, 2021 8:36 am

    JUST IN – Biden admin is discussing mandating #COVID19 vaccines for interstate travel, but worried that it would be too polarizing "for the moment" (AP)

    — Disclose.tv 🚨 (@disclosetv) August 13, 2021

  23. Comment by TeeRoy Jenkins on August 13, 2021 8:42 am

    My region for work is literally two thirds of this state. Weekly I visit the majority of the large pop centers and quite a few in rural locations. Most of my stops are in working class and lower economic areas but a few are in more middle class zones. The majority of folks that I encounter see this shit for what it is. I think the squishes are choosing sides right now. And I can tell you with absolute certainty that this shit is not flying in the rural areas.

    I was shooting the shit with a co-worker that has a six year old son. Guy said ” I just want to be left alone.” The problem is that you cannot raise a Man without instilling proper manly qualities, like the adherence to truth. How do you teach truth while at the same time going along with calling a guy in dress a women? If you can’t teach adherence to truth, how do you teach “do the right thing”? It is impossible to teach honor and integrity without truth.

    Wear the mask son, we all know its bullshit, but we just want to get along. Thats some passive shit right there, and will produce a passive mindset.

    Unfortunately, in the end, the historians will classify this debacle as one of the final straws towards the coming conflict. The snowball is gaining speed and size.

    They are flooding us with infected, uneducated illegals
    They are destroying our energy system
    They are destroying the economy with inflationary practice
    They are terrorizing our young with fear
    They are destroying our legal system
    They are censoring
    There are political prisoners in our judicial system
    They are teaching our children to be racist communists

    And I absolutely despise them. They are either evil or too stupid to live and they are not going to stop without a fight.

  24. Comment by TeeRoy Jenkins on August 13, 2021 8:47 am

    @ CoAlex They try that shit and they’ll get a truckers strike.

  25. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 13, 2021 9:14 am

    Teeroy, i agree, and I would hope that someone in the WH is screaming this at the top of his lungs. However, i still think that contrary to the belief of many this is not grand master plot, but a lot of desperate flailing by the admin.

    They thought that they could waltz in and fix everything with a few simple edicts and a change in “optics” and now they’re discovering that they can’t.

  26. Comment by TeeRoy Jenkins on August 13, 2021 9:15 am

    Or, lets say you wanted to destroy a country……

  27. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 13, 2021 9:34 am

    Establishing a pretense for Martial Law is probably one of those things demanded by the Great Reset.

    Pulling over every out-of-state driver and asking for vaxx paperwork sounds like a fine idea for causing civil unrest in need of a bold response.

  28. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 13, 2021 9:47 am

    The City of Bloomington is hosting an incest fetish pornographer, satan worshipper to perform a drag queen story hour & show for "all ages" August 14th.

    Martina Marraccino also goes by Adam Divine and has uploaded dozens of videos to XTube w/ words like “incest” & “brother”

    1/2 pic.twitter.com/uZy9Fe9xwW

    — Rebecca Brannon (@RebsBrannon) August 3, 2021

  29. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 13, 2021 9:51 am

    DQSH only ends when there have been enough hate crimes make people scared to do it. They’re insisting at this point.

  30. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 13, 2021 9:52 am

    I went to have blood drawn this morning for annual labwork. The lab had a sign saying that masks were mandatory, but no one said anything or even looked twice as I walked in unmasked.

  31. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 13, 2021 10:05 am

    I had to break my streak to get my new work badge. TSA guy was really apologetic about it and hinted that he knew it was bullshit too, and didn’t say a thing when it fell to my chin while I was talking.

    I was literally there to have a picture taken. Of my face. It’s all so stupid.

  32. Comment by TeeRoy Jenkins on August 13, 2021 10:10 am

    Soooo, in a truckers strike scenario the urbans run out of food in less than a week. I figure that’ll coincide with the beginning of raids (ala South Africa) on the suburban warehouses which (sooner or later) will result in defensive reactions from the suburbanites and some folks attempting to bug out. The rurals will not be open to a flood of refugees and will take self containment measures.

  33. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 13, 2021 10:14 am

    @brianjackson502 @DempMcgee https://t.co/GSSev9fBGe—
    Farmarchist (@4fingerdthpunch) August 13, 2021

  34. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 13, 2021 10:38 am

    I don’t get it.

  35. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 13, 2021 10:49 am

    Dump truck operators around here start at $40/hour or so. Not the garbage pickup guys, that’s $20/hr, but “I haul and dump gravel and woodchips and shit” trucks. It’s tempting.

  36. Comment by Brother Tim on August 13, 2021 10:55 am

    Neither do I.

    That would be good 4am advice, leon, except my daily alarm is 5:30 and by the time I can get back to sleep there’s no point and I’m ready to nod off during the work day.

    I suspect my decades of poor self-maintenance are coming due. Gonna suck to be me.

  37. Comment by Pendejo on August 13, 2021 11:07 am

    Insomnia just seems to be a part of growing older for me and a lot of people I know.

  38. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 13, 2021 11:15 am

    Brotim, start working out in the evenings. Not super heavy, but some pushups, bodyweight squats, walk a mile or two. Burn off some energy.

  39. Comment by lumps on August 13, 2021 11:21 am

    Waking up at 3 and 4 am is so common I think it may not actually be ‘insomnia’ but a natural rhythm. Damned if I know what the purpose must be. Usually I get up, have some water and look out the window a bit, then feel sleepy again and go back to bed.

  40. Comment by lumps on August 13, 2021 11:23 am

    …that is, when I am going to bed at a reasonable hour and not on some crazy work schedule.

  41. Comment by mare on August 13, 2021 11:26 am

    She thicc.

    Well, her lower body. She doesn’t appear to be a bed duster which makes me sad.

    On the other hand she’s probably dusted a few penises.

  42. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 13, 2021 11:26 am

    Time to stoke the fire so it doesn’t go out before dawn, time to check on children and livestock with eyes ready for the dark, etc.

  43. Comment by Hotspur on August 13, 2021 11:31 am

    Nothing worse than a dusty penis.

  44. Comment by Jimbro on August 13, 2021 11:33 am

    We figured out who the culprit among our dogs was who was waking about around 0330 and getting Ollie wound up. Lola! Her original owners had a whole night time ritual (treat before going in a closed and covered crate) that we followed for a few weeks and then we just skipped the treat and left the crate open and she’d sleep in it on her own. All was well until Ollie entered the scene. Given his puppy bladder 3AM trips outside became the norm and even though he can make it through the night now our weird dog Lola likes the middle of the night routine. She’s been back in the covered crate for the last week and it’s working.

  45. Comment by mare on August 13, 2021 11:38 am

    Going from Florida to Hawaii has shifted my sleep/wake times but I actually love it. Head to bed at around 8:00pm, get out of bed around 4:15am.

    I walk at least 3 miles per day and try to do a work out or something in the water for an hour.

    I try to tire myself out. And contrary to popular opinion, I don’t drink unless we go out to a happy hour which isn’t often. I drink sleepy time tea before bed and melatonin I’ve been sleeping pretty well. In the past I’ve had horrible bouts of insomnia.

    Also, CAULK there’s 20 bucks!!

  46. Comment by Hotspur on August 13, 2021 11:40 am

    But how many penises have you dusted?

  47. Comment by mare on August 13, 2021 11:40 am

    The scum running Biden are “discussing “ interstate travel ban unless you’re vaccinated.

    I can’t express my thoughts on this “idea.”

  48. Comment by Hotspur on August 13, 2021 11:40 am

    Round to the nearest dozen.

  49. Comment by mare on August 13, 2021 11:41 am

    I avoid dusty penises.

    *cough*

  50. Comment by mare on August 13, 2021 11:42 am

    *cough*

    Man, it’s dusty in here.

  51. Comment by mare on August 13, 2021 11:44 am

    Pups first two gifs were a nice duet.

  52. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 13, 2021 11:49 am

    Comment by leoncaruthers on August 13, 2021 10:38 am
    I don’t get it.

    Chicks dig a man who knows how to operate a forklift.

  53. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 13, 2021 11:53 am

    Do they?

    (X) Doubt

  54. Comment by lumps on August 13, 2021 11:56 am

    Ummm no

  55. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 13, 2021 11:56 am

    I choose to believe.

  56. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 13, 2021 11:57 am

    *Drives forklift around blog*

    I’m single, ladies…

  57. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 13, 2021 11:57 am

    *crashes into shelves, toppling half the store.*

  58. Comment by Pendejo on August 13, 2021 11:58 am

    I can and have run a fork lift with the best of em. Not once have I seen a woman eye me seductively while doing so. That may be because they’re trying to not get killed.

  59. Comment by Pendejo on August 13, 2021 12:00 pm

    I’d rather have a dusty penis than a muddy one. IYKWIMAITYD.

  60. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 13, 2021 12:13 pm

    Eh, if it’s dusty enough, I get it.

  61. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 13, 2021 12:15 pm

    Knowing how to drive a forklift has only gotten me laid once, and that was when I used it to lift your mom into bed.

  62. Comment by Es Senor Pendejo to you on August 13, 2021 12:21 pm

    Colex, you are awarded one of these.

  63. Comment by Car in on August 13, 2021 1:27 pm

    https://www.jpost.com/health-science/covid-90-percent-of-patients-treated-with-new-israeli-drug-discharged-in-5-days-675961?fbclid=IwAR02lgYWFKMxgXF9Kk3A-jG6lGooSwhxoil49FzCdCTwbw0KVpyqdft6AUI

  64. Comment by Jimbro on August 13, 2021 1:29 pm

    Most of the forklifts I’ve seen run on propane. I bet they make electric forklifts which the libs would love to drive.

  65. Comment by Brother Tim on August 13, 2021 1:36 pm

    You’d be right. Indoors use models are electric, have been for quite a while.

  66. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on August 13, 2021 1:38 pm

    I have driven a forklift, which brought all surrounding work to a screeching halt so the guys could stare at me.

  67. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 13, 2021 1:41 pm

    Closest I ever got was a pallet jack.

  68. Comment by PepeLp on August 13, 2021 1:43 pm

    I just got pallet forks for the new skid steer. They work great, but, sadly, not a panty dropper.

  69. Comment by Jimbro on August 13, 2021 1:47 pm

    I used a forklift at my college job at the envelope factory. Mostly moving pallets of finished product to a giant shrink wrapper and then to the warehouse. The long term guys loaded the trucks which makes sense because I knew jack shit about balancing a load. *cough*

  70. Comment by TeeRoy Jenkins on August 13, 2021 1:50 pm

    I operated a all terrain fork truck (skytrak) a bit. It could do neat tricks like crab sideways, you could level the entire truck and the load independently, and push the load out and up 30 feet. Sadly, there were no wimmens around to impress.

  71. Comment by lumps on August 13, 2021 1:56 pm

    When I was working at the bigbox hardware store, I watched one of my coworkers grab a bunk of composite decking from the tippy top rack using the super-high lift and nearly topple. She felt and I saw wheels coming off the ground and she swiftly adjusted to prevent what could have been quite the disaster.

    One of my other coworkers, a grizzly old whitehair with shitty vision and worse hearing, dropped a pallet of concrete mix bags from on high. It exploded and raised such a storm of noxious dust they had to evacuate. We were cleaning that dust forever.

    This is why we clear the aisles of shoppers before doing anything.

  72. Comment by mare on August 13, 2021 2:15 pm

    Comment by PepeLp on August 13, 2021 1:43 pm
    I just got pallet forks for the new skid steer. They work great, but, sadly, not a panty dropper.

    ——-

    My goodness, I had no idea Pepe was into kink.

  73. Comment by MJ on August 13, 2021 2:22 pm

    Drove a forklift in college along with a motorized pallet jack.

    Fun job.

    Used to come home and blow my nose and it was completely black.

  74. Comment by Car in on August 13, 2021 2:27 pm

    Just read a story about all the kids getting covid and getting really sick.

    They were all overweight. Seriously overweight.

  75. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on August 13, 2021 2:31 pm

    Carin, I think I saw the same thing. An 11-year-old that had to have weighed 250 lbs.

  76. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 13, 2021 2:47 pm

  77. Comment by jam2 on August 13, 2021 3:15 pm

    *drives by looking for the wimmins driving fork trucks… crashes into chat room layabouts*

  78. Comment by jam2 on August 13, 2021 3:15 pm

    Oops

  79. Comment by Jimbro on August 13, 2021 3:20 pm

    Your mom likes my pudding in her bung

  80. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 13, 2021 3:30 pm

    She repeats the lie about spinach being “high in iron”. Nobody ever checks this, it’s a copyist’s error nearly 80 years old and people keep repeating it. Vegan dogma demands it, I guess.

  81. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 13, 2021 3:33 pm

    I’m not saying she’s vegan or that the recipe is (no old recipe is), but that it’s an article of faith for vegans that they are getting all the iron and other minerals that they need from eating poisonous plants.

  82. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 13, 2021 3:33 pm

    Yeah, she doesn’t strike me as the most intelligent. Personally, I’d rather see how the Tasting History dude would do this recipe.

  83. Comment by Jimbro on August 13, 2021 3:35 pm

    She mentioned calcium in dandelion greens. I always think of vitamin C with those. Is that right?

  84. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 13, 2021 3:41 pm

    She should take a cue from Townsends and slice then fry that in butter with salt. Best way to eat a pudding is twice-cooked.

  85. Comment by Jimbro on August 13, 2021 3:41 pm

    I’m never quitting this website pic.twitter.com/4tr1TIGnto

    — Josemaría Piulada (@txiokatu) August 13, 2021

  86. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 13, 2021 3:42 pm

    She mentioned calcium in dandelion greens. I always think of vitamin C with those. Is that right?

    Both true. I love finding dandelions now, great for the chickens.

  87. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 13, 2021 3:48 pm

    I still want to try making this. Maybe one of these days for a Friday meal.

  88. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 13, 2021 4:02 pm

    Go really easy on the mint. Bad for T levels.

  89. Comment by scott on August 13, 2021 4:18 pm

    I have run out of things to pack.

    Can’t remember the last time I had 2 days off in a row.

  90. Comment by Vmaximus on August 13, 2021 4:19 pm

    TeeRoy has me beat
    I drove a boom truck for a year. It is sort of a crane forklift mashup that is good for sticking 40 sheets of drywall in a window 3 stories high.
    It does not crab sideways. I accidently made it crab sideways and got a cool story out of it but that is another subject.

  91. Comment by scott on August 13, 2021 4:30 pm

    I used to drive forklifts all the time. We had an old one, probably from the 50’s that was really fun. It had no roll cage.

  92. Comment by Es Senor Pendejo to you on August 13, 2021 4:42 pm

    If you have a pallet weighing around a ton and a half on your forks when your mast is fully extended to a height of about 16 feet and you accidently hit the lever to tilt the mast forward when you meant to hit the lever to lower the load, you can get a really cheap thrill. A thrill so cheap that you make damned sure you never do it again.

  93. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 13, 2021 5:15 pm

    Oh man, like a one night stand with a fat chick.

  94. Comment by Jimbro on August 13, 2021 5:23 pm

    Fat chicks can dust too

  95. Comment by mare on August 13, 2021 5:44 pm

    Hahahahaha

  96. Comment by osoloco11 on August 13, 2021 6:05 pm

    Lauraw, one of my managers was taking down a top steel triple stack and it was so heavy, the back wheels on the lift came up more than 6 inches. After that, no triple stacks in the top steel. None of the lift drivers were responding today. Dan is a lift driver, not a paid lift driver. His boss made him drive for us. Very sexy.

  97. Comment by osoloco11 on August 13, 2021 6:07 pm

    Shooting at a Breastaurant last night. 1 dead. Shooting at a middle school today, one dead. Life in the Duke City.

  98. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 13, 2021 6:13 pm

    Fat chicks can dust too

    Yeah, but they gotta pay.

  99. Comment by Pendejo on August 13, 2021 6:19 pm

    I used to work with a dude whose kinda sorta motto was, “You can go to hell for culling a fat chick.”

    He’s likely going to hell but not on account of his taste in women.

  100. Comment by Pupster on August 13, 2021 6:31 pm

    “Forklift Certified” is a meme.

    https://is.gd/mMKZfm

  101. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 13, 2021 6:48 pm

    My degrees in math and physics haven’t dropped a lot of panties either.

    Abs and big arms got me a lot more attention from women. I felt so objectified, like I was only valued for my body.

  102. Comment by Hotspur on August 13, 2021 7:00 pm

    Fucking fat chicks is like riding a motor scooter. It’s fun, but you don’t want your friends to see you doing it.

  103. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 13, 2021 7:02 pm

    Comment by Hotspur on August 13, 2021 7:00 pm
    Fucking fat chicks is like riding a motor scooter.

    There are videos online of five Indian dudes crammed on there at once?

  104. Comment by osoloco11 on August 13, 2021 7:03 pm

    We used to party with Lobo football players. They posted “No Fat Chicks”. Any girl that made a comment about Fat Chicks, was kicked out.

  105. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 13, 2021 7:09 pm

    Crazy prediction: the constitution requires a census at least every ten years, but it doesn’t preclude a second census. The administration will pump in as many immigrants as possible into the country and then Congress will push for a new census next year which will discover that all these immigrants just happen to be located to maximize Dem seat gains.

  106. Comment by Jimbro on August 13, 2021 7:19 pm

    They’d have to ram a census in pretty damn fast before 2022 which “should” be a bloodbath for the Dems but who knows anymore

  107. Comment by Hotspur on August 13, 2021 7:19 pm

    Five indian dudes on one fat chick?

    No way.

  108. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 13, 2021 7:22 pm

    They’d have to ram a census in pretty damn fast before 2022 which “should” be a bloodbath for the Dems but who knows anymore

    Maybe not before 2022, but certain they could ram through the Census next year and then use that to shift electoral votes back to blue states for 2024. Probably even sue the hell out of red states to force them to redistrict for more favorable layouts for Dems.

  109. Comment by osoloco11 on August 13, 2021 7:31 pm

    TFG counted illegals in the 2010 census. 45 had to go through the courts to return the Census to “Citizens”. IDFC we’re done. Our Republic is toast.

  110. Comment by Thermadin on August 13, 2021 7:31 pm

    A census is way to complicated. The judiciary has shown it will do nothing against voter fraud. They will just keep stealing elections. Who is going to stop them? Half+ the republican’s went along with the steal.

  111. Comment by Jimbro on August 13, 2021 7:50 pm

    After the first 1000 you might want to admit you have a problem

    https://nypost.com/2021/08/12/british-man-richard-william-cove-made-1200-foot-fetish-calls-to-medical-hotline/

  112. Comment by osoloco11 on August 13, 2021 7:54 pm

    Thermadin…si, si, Pedro.

  113. Comment by osoloco11 on August 13, 2021 8:30 pm

    I H8 Brats. I don’t cook. Brats for dinner. Pray for Oso.

  114. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 13, 2021 8:31 pm

    What’s wrong with a big, juicy sausage?

  115. Comment by lumps on August 13, 2021 8:33 pm

    Jimbro, check your dorkmail.

  116. Comment by Jimbro on August 13, 2021 8:39 pm

    Got it!

    Are you seriously considering stuffing all the rabbits Scott shot this summer and putting them in homemade display boxes? Seems like a lot of work but what the hell do I know.

    (put me down for two)

  117. Comment by osoloco11 on August 13, 2021 8:41 pm

    Brats are gross. Too greasy. I love Hebrew Nationals.

  118. Comment by scott on August 13, 2021 8:42 pm

    Snouts and lips.

  119. Comment by scott on August 13, 2021 8:48 pm

    Kosher snouts and lips.

  120. Comment by scott on August 13, 2021 8:53 pm

    Snoutsandlips sounds like a German word.

  121. Comment by scott on August 13, 2021 8:57 pm

    Wait, Bayer paid out $10 billion for Roundup claims, and they are still selling it?

  122. Comment by osoloco11 on August 13, 2021 9:05 pm

    Scott knows things. Even Steven. According to Dan, I was screaming and sleep walking. I don’t remember. He was providing security. He was fatigued. No drinks tonight.

  123. Comment by lumps on August 13, 2021 9:08 pm

    All the runnybabbits that Scott shot this Summer are already on display, one to two feet underground, to the worms in my garden.

  124. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 13, 2021 9:31 pm

    Not in hardware stores, Scott. Feed mills and industrial farm suppliers only.

  125. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 13, 2021 9:32 pm

    The weed killers and herbicides that replace it will be much, much worse. Aminopyralids are only the tip of that iceberg of shit.

  126. Comment by scott on August 13, 2021 9:47 pm

    Assholesandeyelids.

    Got it.

  127. Comment by mare on August 13, 2021 9:52 pm

    Mark Milley is a pathetic tool.

  128. Comment by lumps on August 13, 2021 10:10 pm

    My place of business had a big vaccine clinic recently, as there are supposedly a bunch of employees who haven’t got the shot yet. That evening, big boss came around and complained that “like only five people” showed up to get it.

    I have a feeling a lot of people are going to simply stop showing up to work on the October 1st deadline, and it will come as a surprise to corporate. Or they will show up to work still unvaccinated, and force the company to summarily fire them, as was promised in the emails on the subject.

  129. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 13, 2021 10:11 pm

    And Fauci murdered a million dogs in his quest to enslave the world with scamdemics.

  130. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 13, 2021 10:13 pm

    Apparently I’m going to have to get a weekly coof test and wear a mask when I go into the office. But there was a change to the telework policy so I get the impression that it won’t be long before I’m back to 100% telework.

  131. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 13, 2021 10:25 pm

    The obvious tactic is to have bouts of “it’s probably just hay fever but…” every time they want you in the office.

  132. Comment by lumps on August 13, 2021 10:33 pm

    In an inflationary time, what nonperishable and durable goods would you purchase? I’m thinking air compressor, air tools, table saw, other large useful tool purchases, as well as Boozbux [nod to Leon], if not actual etoh stockpiles. Fabrics? Lumber? What are good barter goods?

  133. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 13, 2021 10:39 pm

    Dry, whole spices. Peppercorns. Propane.

  134. Comment by lumps on August 13, 2021 10:41 pm

    Peppercorns? I saw you mention that before. Do you actually believe people can’t live without pepper? I could, and I love the stuff.

  135. Comment by lumps on August 13, 2021 10:42 pm

    Or are you just saying it makes a nice neat currency?

  136. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 13, 2021 10:45 pm

    Mostly as something that’s bound to get more expensive but also stores well and could be traded. Coffee if you are willing to use up freezer space on it.

  137. Comment by Es Senor Pendejo to you on August 13, 2021 10:54 pm

    Beans, Rice, Pasta, Salt, Soap, TP, Paper Towels, Canned Meat, Ammo. Those are the non-perishables that I’m looking at. I need some water purification gear too.

  138. Comment by lumps on August 13, 2021 10:56 pm

    Reminds me I need to can more meat.

  139. Comment by lumps on August 13, 2021 11:00 pm

    As cuts go, home canned beef chuck tenders are OUTSTANDING. A tough cut full of collagen that cans perfectly for a nice stew texture, does not come out tasting dry. A bit of peeling and prep work, but all the scraps make a nice stock.

  140. Comment by Es Senor Pendejo to you on August 13, 2021 11:12 pm

    I wish I could make a “your mom” joke about this but I’m not clever enough. And also, I’m tired.

  141. Comment by mare on August 13, 2021 11:15 pm

    I’m proud of you guys. Many not vaxed (still love the ones who are), preppers and gun owners.

  142. Comment by mare on August 13, 2021 11:16 pm

    Ha! PD!

    Maybe something about a little peeling and prep work?

  143. Comment by lumps on August 13, 2021 11:34 pm

    Nah, those aren’t ‘your mom’ jokes, they’re ‘Mare’ jokes.
    We aren’t allowed to make those jokes because then somebody has to tell you to calm down. It’s cumbersome.

  144. Comment by lumps on August 13, 2021 11:35 pm

    GOODNIGHT BEECHESSS

  145. Comment by mare on August 14, 2021 12:26 am

    Wake up, NOW!!! Lauraw!! Bitch fight!!

    *no not drinking yet, husband went to store IYKWIMAITTYD*

    And if you don’t know what that means he’s getting beer and wine.

  146. Comment by Sean M. on August 14, 2021 4:17 am

    Dwayne evaluated retirement plans.


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