Memes or Something IDK

Jimbro already broke the seal on this meme, but I’m leaving it in the gallery since I posted it two days before him in a draft and it still makes me laugh.

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  1. Superb

  2. I had a feeling about the F-117 one but had to magnify it with my phone to confirm.

  3. Ben flies with his new instructor today. His last one was a guy in his 20’s who just took a job with CapeAir, a regional airline. His new instructor is a retired FedEx/United pilot and is all business as you might imagine. Ben has been cracking the books a lot more with the new guy which makes the guy financing this project a lot happier.

  4. Superb indeed!

    Love the autocorrect with the boss and Taco Bell.

    I am currently a 4 in the dog scale, we’ll see how the day goes.

  5. Stealing the pie chart. It’s a perfect fit for me.Also, fuck y’all.

  6. The Idaho/Montana one has also been done with Dementia Joe sniffing a woman’s hair

  7. You guys see the vid of the South African armored car guy being ambushed? It went viral.

    There I go but for the grace of God, my vehicle is not armored.

  8. Yeah it was posted here and at Ace’s, thought about you when I watched it. Yikes.

  9. That video was incredible. The Driver was badass for sure. Cool, calm, brave. The guy looked like a nerd but, oh, man, I want him covering my six. (SYWM).

  10. Why does this keep happening to me?

    https://is.gd/C1MKhv

  11. Stealing Taco Bell and the pie chart.

    Rocketboy and DIL are coming over later for lunch and to clean my cars for Mother’s Day.

  12. https://forward.com/opinion/452878/cair-is-demanding-the-nba-stop-supporting-chinas-abuses-of-uighur-muslims/

    Is this better or worse than when I’m on the same side as Glenn Greenwald?

  13. South African armored car guy
    ——
    I saw a follow up article on that. Truck was carrying “millions of dollars worth of cell phones” and that nerdy looking guy is a bona fide badass. Retired from so e special unit in South Africa. He teaches the cops how to be badasses. His passenger was a new employee, might have been first day on the job.

  14. Not sure what it says about me that I worked on two different space telescopes and a solar sail but I consider my biggest accomplishment for yesterday that I completely cleaned out and wiped down the fridge.

  15. My fiancee is Korean and her pronouns are bi/bim/bap

  16. Helluva first post.

    10/10 would read again.

  17. Retired from so e special unit in South Africa. He teaches the cops how to be badasses. His passenger was a new employee, might have been first day on the job.

    ——-

    Sounds like the plot of a movie.

  18. Saw this linked at an article about Covid from a “skeptic” who thought US based doctors ought to do what they’re doing in India

    https://yourmedcart.com/product/ziverdo-kit/

  19. Wow..

    https://tinyurl.com/2usrhbfk

  20. Sounds like the plot of a movie.

    If he’s out for revenge over the death of his son, it’s the plot of the next Jason Statham flick.

  21. Hmmm, Hunter Biden’s secretary is Chinese. I wonder how many Chinese women are secretaries/assistants to political people.

  22. The fact that the robbers drove away when he finally got the long gun out and faced them makes it less of a story. Maybe if they can weave Oscar Pistorius shooting his fiance into it with some gratuitous nudity of her it might be a workable script.

    https://is.gd/2ILwGz

  23. Jimbro, thanks. I asked the chat, and you don’t need a prescription to purchase.

  24. Higher education bubble is here – one of the private women’s colleges down the road from BroTim is closing July 31. Enrollment dropped from 250 to 41.

  25. I’m waiting for the law students to sue over the experimental vaccine to return to campus and get the education they already paid for.

  26. Reintroduce apprenticeships as an alternative to law school.

  27. Wow..

    https://tinyurl.com/2usrhbfk
    —————–

    Everybody knows that shit’s expensive, but that’s off the chain.

  28. COVID claiming the weak, educational “institution” edition.

    Honestly, AL secondary education is as much of a clusterfuck as anything else here, full of fiefdoms and private pocket empires. You could probably close a dozen “schools” down with zero negative impact to educational quality (that which it is here).

  29. In the comments, they say the woman with the baby named Richard is a parody, but I’ll admit I fell for it.

  30. Honestly, AL secondary education is as much of a clusterfuck as anything else here, full of fiefdoms and private pocket empires. You could probably close a dozen “schools” down with zero negative impact to educational quality (that which it is here).

    Agreed. There’s going to be more closings in the near future and some consolidations of the umpteen dozen two-year colleges.

    I was surprised to find out that the tuition for the now-closed college is about the same as Mini-me’s for out-of-state. Figured they were one of the gougers at $45, 50K rate.

  31. I’m following the tracking of the Chinese rocket stage, hoping it hits the Pacific later today and not us.

  32. Is DC a possibility?

  33. There’s a shitton of those small colleges out there. I’m sure some are fine institutions but most of them could disappear and as Tim says, nothing negative would come of it.

  34. Tawney Kitaen has passed away.

    https://variety.com/2021/film/news/tawny-kitaen-dead-whitesnake-video-bachelor-party-1234969193/

  35. Hard to say who had the most fabulous hair in that Here I Go Again video

  36. There have been attempts to reform/streamline two year schools here in the state over the years, but the usual political patronage games always get in the way. You pretty much need something like the COVID clusterfuck to even thin out a fraction of the dead wood.

    I imagine it’s true elsewhere, of course. Some things are just universal.

  37. Thread killed deader than 2-year school reform.

  38. LOL
    youtu.be/G7mOX7NE8ZI

  39. About the Lucky Charms meme, I eat the marshmallows first, but I eat them in their proper ROY G BIV order. Meme with mixed marshmallows is psycho

  40. It’s nice out here so I was mowing.

  41. About the Lucky Charms meme, I eat the marshmallows first, but I eat them in their proper ROY G BIV order. Meme with mixed marshmallows is psycho

    Uhhhhhhhhh.

    Sure, it’s that other guy who’s psycho.

  42. That article was interesting, Alex. I knew there were micro-dosing studies, but I didn’t know they were doing trippin’-balls studies.

  43. https://is.gd/bGDv6O

  44. https://tinyurl.com/5c39wn44

  45. proper ROY G BIV order

    Where do the rainbows fall on that list? (Do they still have rainbows?)

  46. The fact that psilocybin chick lost her atheism but decided to become Buddhist rather than return to church makes me think that a lot of this might be counterfeit ‘divine’ experience, or genuine experience of the divine (because one’s opposition to it is briefly interrupted by biochemical interference) but the reaction to it is then hijacked by other forces, or the incomplete reestablishing of the same resistance after the experience.

  47. There are, of course, multiple records of historical mushroom-based religions, where priests and acolytes took entheogens under strictly prescribed circumstances, and then “heretics” who steal all the sacred mushrooms and use them for drug-fueled orgies.

    And then there’s the loonies who who go “herp derp Jesus was a mushroom” in spite of mountains of evidence to the contrary.

  48. The rainbows come at the end. Solid Marshmallows are first.

  49. Sheesh. It is so obvious! I’m no longer allowed to eat sweet cereals. Diabetes Police is asshoe

  50. She mentioned that she meditated before the treatment, I would guess she was some form of buddhist before the trip. I’m not in her head but I would surmise she now believes there is a God but still resists organized religion. It’s too bad the joy she found didn’t stick around as a permanent feature, I guess that’s too big of an ask.

  51. *eats a rainbow and a yellow marshmallow on the same spoon, continuous eye contact with Oso*

  52. Comment by osoloco11 on May 8, 2021 6:11 pm
    Sheesh. It is so obvious! I’m no longer allowed to eat sweet cereals. Diabetes Police is asshoe

    Can’t suck toes if they’ve all been amputated.

  53. I eat the oat cereal and leave the marshmallows.

  54. Great. Now I’m hungry for Lucky Charms and life-altering psychotropic mushrooms.

  55. There are, of course, multiple records of historical mushroom-based religions, where priests and acolytes took entheogens under strictly prescribed circumstances, and then “heretics” who steal all the sacred mushrooms and use them for drug-fueled orgies.

    I think it was kykeon that the ancient greeks used in their rituals which is believed to have been made with ergot-infested rye.

  56. Great. Now I’m hungry for Lucky Charms and life-altering psychotropic mushrooms.

    At the rate our country is going, in ten years you’ll be able to get your microdose of LSD in your Lucky Charms.

  57. Shroomy Charms

  58. BUT I’M HUNGRY NOW

  59. *doses Pupster’s kibble with ecstasy*

  60. great, now he’ll NEVER stop dragging his asshole on the carpet

  61. https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2021/05/210507112022.htm

    “Not everyone wants to reduce their meat consumption — but for those who do, we are working on computer tasks that might help them harness the power of disgust in a fun way.”

    I can’t even …

  62. Tranny shit and peepee in the poopoo are way more dangerous than red meat (which isn’t), but behavior modification to inspire disgust with those is illegal, so we do the bidding of our fake-meat masters.

  63. I will not live in a pod. I will not eat bugs.

  64. Yet another reason I’m fearful of ticks

    https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/alpha-gal-syndrome/symptoms-causes/syc-20428608

  65. Read an article in the WSJ describing use of continuous glucose monitors (CGM) not by diabetics but by “people who are interested in their health”. Athletes/Tech Junkies/Neurotic People/Pre-Diabetics. It’s expensive now but if the trend continues it will become cheaper over time.

  66. WTF Lauraw? There must be order! One doesn’t mix the marshmallows! Anarchy!

  67. CoAl, my nickname is “Stumpy” to prepare me for my diabetic future.

  68. You’re not the boss of me.

    /grinds up marshmallows and snorts them

  69. Diabetes Police measures my cereal. Measures my milk. Keeps my carb count below 45. I lobby for 2/3 cup good cereal. Kibosh. I miss Pop Tarts the most. Pop Tart bites are a thing. Managers at work are team Diabetes Police. One yummy breakfast Danish and now…Dan has the say on workplace snacks. I didn’t even pass out. 30 minutes of woozy high blood glucose and now I need permission for snacks. I can’t even test new items without permission. We have a new root beer ice cream treat…I can’t try

  70. this is a fine bunch of memes. many smiles and LOLs were had.

    kudos

  71. I ❤️ Steve Inman

  72. Oso, it’s a conspiracy against you.

  73. allergic reaction to red meat? just shoot me

  74. defund the diabetes police! give the people what they want!

  75. Team J’ames. I can only drink low carb bears

  76. Beers.

  77. Well, here we go again – vaccine boosters are the next thing:
    https://tinyurl.com/BOHICAVaccines

  78. Pfuck Pfizer.

  79. Quesadilla night in Casa ColoradoAlex.

  80. Chinese rocket went down in the Indian Ocean a bit ago. Debris may have hit the Maldives.

  81. I’ve stopped saying the word “sammich” and started saying “smitch.” It saves me precious time to move on to other things.

  82. I ate a bear and then lied about it.

  83. Dario enjoyed risotto periodically.

  84. Suffered a rare round of insomnia last night. Up since 0200. Since Paula’s working today I took the dogs downstairs and let her sleep in longer. It’s usually the opposite when Ollie whines to pee in the middle of the night. Wait until I tell her it was a Mother’s Day gift.

    How many FU’s will that get?

    (round to the nearest middle finger)

  85. From the second article

    “Several speakers at the rally — sponsored by the Bates Leftist Coalition and the Bates Restorative and Transformative Justice Coalition — bemoaned that it took the mistreatment of a white student to put the issue of campus safety front and center at Bates. They said Black and other traditionally overlooked students have long complained without anyone taking action.”
    ——
    The outrage machine wins either way.

    White guy hassled? Racism. Black guy hassled? Racism.

  86. These mushrooms are making me thirsty.

  87. The question is what to do with all the dead college campi after the logical conclusion is reached.

  88. I told you about boosters weeks ago.

  89. Turn them into low-income housing.

  90. Happy Mother’s Day!

    youtube.com/watch?v=bhcA4Ry65FU

  91. RE-Re-re education camps.

  92. Wake wakey 2

  93. Oso?

    Yeah?

    Whatchu thinking about?

    https://is.gd/_Oh_I_dunno_bear_stuff_I_guess

  94. H2 version of Romie’s Mother’s Day Video.

    https://is.gd/SVsKmk

  95. VMAX?

    Yeah?

    Wut doin?

    Vehicle maintenance

    https://is.gd/__I_HELP

  96. Comment by Car in on May 9, 2021 9:38 am
    Wake wakey 2

    …….Covid boogaloo

  97. The question is what to do with all the dead college campi after the logical conclusion is reached.

    Turn them into insane asylums for housing and feeding these blue-haired, tattooed, insane leftwing freaks.

  98. Scott is 100% stressed out today. He has a massive backlog of work and he has to go spend some time with his Mom. I have been nagging him like crazy but it doesn’t seem to be making him feel better. Very strange.

  99. Well, you can hit like 10 of them in a couple of weeks on river tour of Yoorop.

  100. I’ve only been to 4. Would have been 5 but we didn’t plan a day trip to Germany and missed our best shot when we were in France.

  101. Next year I want to visit Jerusalem.

  102. A lot of the foriegn countries I’ve been to was because the cruise ship docked there for the day.

  103. After spending a couple of weeks in London back in 13 I bought a UK flag and hung in my office. My secretary, a black woman with a college degree, thought it was a confederate flag. I just about flipped out when she told me.

  104. My mother – not a dumb woman – though the same thing when we saw Union Jack at the lake last summer.

    Dad watched a lot of MSNBC, it dulls the mind.

  105. I’m not sure what point that marmot guy was trying to make. I would love to have been able to travel when I was young. It’s great that so many people can, these days.

  106. Yeah, I didn’t get it either.

  107. I was fortunate to be able to travel to Ireland a few times, go with a med school buddy to Europe (we visited 7 or 8 countries over a few weeks) and even made it to New Zealand with a woman I was dating who definitely loved adventures.

  108. I have been nagging him like crazy but it doesn’t seem to be making him feel better. Very strange.

    Mother’s Day is for closers.

  109. All these trips were before 9/11 and traveling was a little more relaxing. The only hitch I faced was being detained for about a half hour in a little interrogation room at Heathrow on my way to Ireland from London. I was hung over, wearing an old Army shirt as a jacket and had bought a one way ticket from Heathrow to the Dublin Airport with cash. So, probably sent up every red flag known to man.

  110. It’s a longer thread. He goes on to say,

    These women absolutely *loathe* when you call their “adventures” by their proper name: 10 days of alloted leave as permissible under 60K per year PowerPoint job policy.

    They hate it even more when you mention how many girls on Tinder have the same Taj Mahal picture.

    “You don’t understand I can’t have kids I’m a freeee spirit I must travellllll!!”

    No sweetie, you’re not special you’re just poor; and you’ve formed a personality around using infrequent vacations in depressed 3rd world economies to make yourself feel wealthy and cultured.

  111. yeah, I read the whole thread and he’s a condescending snobby douche.

  112. Finding it hard to believe he went on tinder dates and spent his time telling some wide-eyed 25-year old that all her interests are stupid and she’s not special. El douche-o muy grande, if so.

  113. Heh. Race to be the shallowest.

  114. CoAlex, I hope you do go to Jerusalem, it was life-changing for me. Ordinarily, I don’t do foreign tours because you spend 20 minutes in the cathedral and 2 hours in the gift shop and way too much time on the bus, but the one we had was excellent.

    Take American cash and if you do charge something on your credit card, make sure they charge the right price in the right units. Scammers tell you it’s 100 shekels (about $30) but charge $100 when they run the card, and your credit card company won’t do anything about it if you’ve signed the receipt.

  115. I hope to make it to New Mexico this year. **waves at Osita and Pepe**

  116. Happy Mother’s Day, everyone! 😊

  117. And to you as well Teresa!

  118. Well, New Mexico is pretty much like a foreign country……

  119. Happy Mother’s Day! Roamy in our 3rd World shithole SQUEEEEEE. Thank you puppeh. I love bears and picnic tables. Mesa carries a bear gun when grilling outside.


  120. Comment by Pupster on May 9, 2021 10:31 am

    https://is.gd/_Whatcha_doin_today_CARin

    That’s for later. i ran to the garden store, did some work on my garden got some stuff for my bird feeders. I’m about to run to look at some puppies with Matt.

  121. My landlady told me yesterday that if I wanted to get a dog that would be permissible. I didn’t ask or anything, we were just talking about her dogs (she breeds bouviers and has a pregnant bitch at the moment). It’s very tempting…

  122. Osita’s mom

  123. https://is.gd/Bse7s1

  124. I dont think I have ever seen a bouvier.

  125. My extended family has had them a few times. Big, dumb, friendly.

  126. I’ve only seen bouviers at the Westminster Dog Show

  127. Paula just walked in from work and said “I started my day with a psych patient taking a shit in the middle of the floor. And it got better from there”.

    I’m assuming she didn’t mean better as we conventionally understand the word to mean.

  128. My mom has had three Bouviers . The last I e was a rescue.

  129. Puppies were super cute. Matt is probably taking the girl. She’s my favorite.

  130. I don’t believe in Bouviers.

  131. I thought Car in’s 8:20 comment was a typical “your mom” joke. Then I read it again and realized it was legit. This place will warp you like that.

  132. Got mutt puppies and need cash?

    Call them Bouviers.

  133. Happy mothers day to all the moms out there.

    I made chicken with a balsamic fig drizzle, roasted sweet potatoes, and a salad, with (store bought) cherry pie and home made whipped cream for dessert. Mrs S was pleased.

  134. Wound up dogsitting today as Gracious Hosts visited with his mom in B’ham. Lovely day for all, myself included, as the dogs and I get on just fine…actually the dogs and pretty much the entire world. Most affectionate pooches you could hope to meet, though they gots quirks with a certain hint of derpitude.

  135. Dogs are better than people.

  136. Ok, so I’m an idiot for still hanging out on Facedouche, lib friend posts about how wonderful it is that you can vote by mail in your comfy chair with a cat on your lap in Oregon. I resisted saying, “but then you get a government like they have in Oregon”.

    Also refrained from commenting on lib cousin’s post wishing herself a happy Mother’s Day with pics of her posing with her cat.

  137. Kudos on your powers of restraint. If I had facebook, I would no longer have any family or friends.

  138. Is that yourmedcart link up yonder legit with legit meds?

  139. Roamy,
    Anita and I grew up in Portland. It was a wonderful city with a vibrant night life and it was safe.

    We left in ’69 when I got a job in Tacoma, WA.

    It is now a hellish landscape with burned-out buildings, bankruptcies molotov cocktails thrown at federal buildings and cops, and the “Peaceful Protestors” going home to sleep in their beds at night.

    The only people who are going to be prosecuted in the riots peaceful protests in Portland are those who stand up against Antifa, or BLM. They will be treated like the people who were in DC on 6JAN21.

  140. Diplomatic envoys requested parleys.

  141. Beasn, I have no idea. It was linked to (I think) from either that Principia site or Lew Rockwell, both of which look at Covid with a gimlet eye so to speak.

    https://yourmedcart.com/

    They look like they sell more than boner pills.

    It looks legit. I looked at their FAQ section and it says you need a Rx but Roamy checked in and learned you didn’t (at least for some items … not sure about all of them).

  142. I can tell a bouvier. But then I grew up with one.

  143. MMM 444


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