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88 Comments

  1. I’m using the photo block editor for this post, let me know if the formatting is bonked.

    Happy Easter.

  2. Looks good to me. I got fooled by one meme with big black squares above and below (monkey shit fights) but that was operator error.

  3. Happy Easter morning

    -He is risen-

  4. Comment by scott on April 3, 2021 9:49 pm

    That would be like me tipping somebody .003 cents.

    It might piss me off.
    —–
    I was trying to find out where his mansion (often called “cottages” in a fake self depreciating manner) is located and got no hits. I did find a story about his mega yacht and holy moley … it be huge.

    https://www.superyachtfan.com/yacht/dreamboat/

    $10 for him is like a penny

  5. Just watched the video. A friend of mine took the ivermectim and was better in two days. Her husband is a doctor, so he wrote the scrip for – but it took TWO days to get it.

    wakey wakey

  6. He is risen indeed.

  7. What is Ben’s job at the airport? Way back in the day I did some work for a fractional airline called NetJets, where (wealthy) people part-owned corporate jets like a timeshare, Netjets had their own terminals at different airports, Columbus being one. Customers paid for part time access to private jets and scheduled their travel without owning the whole plane. I thought it was a pretty neat concept, and they always had money to spend on security which was good for my business. I mostly don’t like working for airport authorities because it is such a bureaucratic hassle.

  8. Happy Easter
    Fif’s o mine.

  9. Ivermectin is on the shelf at Tractor supply. Apple flavored.

    Just use a food scale and divide the dose.

  10. I’m not really sure of his job description. He does sit at a desk as well as interact with people. It’s a small airport but because of all the swells coming in and out of the coast it punches above its weight.

    When he told me he got ten bucks from him the next line out of his mouth was “You sure that’s all you got?” so he gets it. His jet had a Falcons logo on it as did the face masks all his staff and pilots had on.

  11. Happy Easter, y’all

  12. Pupster, when I worked for LSC one of my cow orkers was married to a guy at netjets.

  13. Happy Easter, you hawt sausages!

  14. Happy Easter. Don’t fall on your keester.

  15. The meme of decorator and cat walking through fresh cement….that just happened in pjmomma’s house. She asked the workers to leave it.

  16. Lot’s of good memes today, pupperino.

  17. Cats are assholes.

  18. Buona Pasqua!

    Working today.

  19. I always think of my grandmother today, and these big tall chocolate eggs that the Italians give out to kids. They are beautifully wrapped and have a toy or a trinket inside. They were always disappointing. A lot of glitz, not-so-great chocolate, and a piece of crap inside. But tradition, you know? I do kind of miss it.

  20. Good video. We have to go to a couple of knife shows in May/June. I’ll see if the local doc will prescribe Ivermectin. Hard to take a 5 liter jug of pour-on with us. Ive had a bunch of that on my skin. No ill effects *twitch*

  21. I made a chocolate pie, in place of easter candy. It is cooling in the fridge right now. I did a little oopsie when making the pudding, it’s this organic stovetop deal you have to stir forever. I added egg yolks before the mix and it got all frothy and too big for the saucepan, had to break out the spaghetti pot for the cooking. Mrs. Pupster got a giant pot on her lap with a tall wooden spoon to pre-clean the chocolate pudding out of, so I think it makes up for the extra pot to wash. Chicken is on the grill, ham and beasns in the insta-pot, all the bills are paid I got it made in the shade.

    Hope you all have a nice Easter Sunday. I’ll be sitting in the sun on the back porch with the lizards if anybody needs me.

  22. I used to make a pie filling of Italian merengue mixed with dark chocolate ganache that was very good.

  23. Most chocolate bunnies you can buy in grocery stores are crap chocolate. Going to a real chocolatier means you’re going to be spending a fortune

  24. I made the taco meat this morning and I’m having a cigar now. The punch cut worked out much better than a regular cut on my 66 gauge stogie. All of our amphibians and reptiles are still in hibernation.

  25. Cadbury mini eggs are our Easter candy.

  26. When we had the pond, around this time of year I’d be looking at the gravel bottom and checking out the frogs. In hibernation, Green frogs are pitch black. Sometimes you can see them lying motionless partly tucked into mud or gravel. They would emerge still black and moving very slowly. Early mosquitoes feasted on the poor little guys while they were defenseless.

  27. One day like another. My life shouldn’t be like this and I don’t know if it’s all my fault or life played me false or a bit of both. Gnaws at the soul.

    But the theme of the day tells me there’s hope. So one foot in front and on I go.

  28. Never lose hope, BroTim. April is a tough month for us Hostages already.

  29. “April is the cruelest month…”

    Much truth in poetry.

  30. https://is.gd/_Hang_tough_Tim_Lifecanbegood

    (IMGUR VIDEO)

  31. Life Can Be Good: Part II

    “Corsets Are Back, Thanks to ‘Bridgerton’ and Party Fever”

    From the WSJ ^^^

  32. Happy Easter, Peeps!

  33. Life Can Be Good: Part II

    “Corsets Are Back, Thanks to ‘Bridgerton’ and Party Fever”

    From the WSJ ^^^

    They should be. At least, well made ones. For bustier women a well fitting corset is supposed to be a lot more comfortable.

  34. Drove to Austin to take younger daughter out for lunch. She wants to go to this micro brewery joint that also sells food. $16 for a very average burger and cup of pretty decent tater salad. It would’ve been another $8 for a pint of grog but I stuck w water. I’m sure y’all can imagine the smugness run amuck.

    Here’s my observation: approximately 25 females most in twenties or early thirties. Mj would rate would rate 20 of them as unsmashable 3 as probable and the other 2 as 8+/10 smashable.

    Approximately 25 males, same age group as females. I’ll be 61 next month and I could smoke 20 of em in a fist fight inside of fifteen seconds. Unless they ran and I had to chase em, then fuck it. Four of the remaining would probably last long enough to get me winded and then pummel me. The other one I wouldn’t Fuck with, he’s been in the weight room lately.

    My point being, holy shit we’ve become pitiful. Maybe I need to get out more.

  35. Happy Easter!

    On this date in 1969, Anita & I got married…

  36. Happy Anniversary!

  37. Here’s my observation: approximately 25 females most in twenties or early thirties. Mj would rate would rate 20 of them as unsmashable 3 as probable and the other 2 as 8+/10 smashable.

    Welcome to my dating hell.

    Approximately 25 males, same age group as females. I’ll be 61 next month and I could smoke 20 of em in a fist fight inside of fifteen seconds. Unless they ran and I had to chase em, then fuck it. Four of the remaining would probably last long enough to get me winded and then pummel me. The other one I wouldn’t Fuck with, he’s been in the weight room lately.

    Sounds like the stories I’ve heard about DC.

  38. Happy Anniversary you guys!

  39. Heh, from someone over at Althouse:

    It must have been hard to imagine from the splendor of Augustan Rome that their interest in securing land and sea routes to Egypt was setting off a chain of events that would wash the entire classical world away. Christianity is the ultimate postcolonial studies.

  40. Maybe I need to get out more.

    Less hipster brewpubs, more Waffle Houses.

  41. I’m more of a Whataburger type but when you let your daughter pick…….

  42. I’m more Whataburger than 5 Guys. More In n Out than Whataburger. More Culver’s than In n Out. Burger wars.

  43. That sounds like a joke:

    “My sex life is more In n Out than 5 Guys…”

  44. Less hipster brewpubs, more Waffle Houses.

    Pupster ’24!

  45. Happy anniversary!

  46. Nice. I didn’t even realize I was dropping low hanging fruit

  47. Happy Anniversary!

  48. Give me a Sonics and a Waffle House and I’m good. Add a Cracker Barrel and I’m even better.

  49. Hello, Hostages! I don’t think I’ve ever commented here before, but sometimes I check in to see how my Horde friends are doing.

    Especially now. The website which shall not be named won’t open for me. I’m all verklempt.

  50. Main site not working it how we get our regulars.

    There is a bullwhip question.

  51. And it doesn’t involve five guys or in n out, however there might be a similar theme.

  52. Welcome Emmie, glad you stopped by. Can’t get AoS open either.

    Out of curiosity, how many bullwhips are in your ass RIGHT NOW?!?

  53. Your mom likes 5 Guys but complains about the mess.

  54. I’ll pass on Waffle House if there’s a Coney, but that’s a Michigan thing. We don’t even have Waffle Houses here.

  55. We had a good easter visit with my grandma. I doubt I’ll be buying another “Happy 100th Birthday” card again.

  56. Looks like all of munuvia is down. Hmmm. Pixy’s got a dead hamster in a stopped wheel somewhere.

  57. Wait, nope, just ace’s and ace’s blogging site. Other munuvians are still up.

  58. I can’t even remember the addy for the blackout site anymore.

  59. Ace getting censored?

  60. I’m with oso. We’re a Culver’s family too. Mrs Jay’s favorite burger.

  61. Should be ace dark, iirc.

  62. acedark.wordpress.com

  63. Google says you can purchase a Culver’s franchise for $55,000.

    That is cheap.

  64. Culvers is the best burger and fries, cheese curds too. They try and cultivate the Chik fil-a customer service attitude also.

    Steak and Shake is my 2nd favorite, In N Out hasn’t made it east of Utah yet, maybe Colorado by now, I had it in California and it was really good, but it took forever and the service was kind of spotty.

    My one Whattaburger experience was not good, cold food and shitty attitude.

  65. Five Guys is good, but not 2X the price of Culvers good.

  66. Culver’s is CfA, but burgers. In n Out is cheap quality. Five Guys is expensive. I keep forgetting to get the Culver’s kids meal so I have room for dessert.

  67. Comment by scott on April 4, 2021 8:26 pm
    Google says you can purchase a Culver’s franchise for $55,000.

    That is cheap.

    Hostages Burger Solutions, Inc.

  68. Scott, we’ve thought about it…NEW MEXICO is different. We enjoy our days off. Not being shot is good.

  69. HostageBurger: The juiciest eat in town since your mom retired.

  70. [i]Comment by Jimbro on April 4, 2021 7:35 pm
    Welcome Emmie, glad you stopped by. Can’t get AoS open either.
    Out of curiosity, how many bullwhips are in your ass RIGHT NOW?!?[/i]

    Thanks for the welcome, Jimbro.

    For the record, my backside requires no accessories.

  71. Thanks for the Ace dark site address, Lumps.

  72. Sunday Funnies

    https://www.theburningplatform.com/2021/04/04/sunday-funnies-357/

  73. We made the national news this weekend when the guv declared an emergency. There is a large pond that is leaking, the pond contains dredged material from our port. The pond is saltwater and contains saltwater fish and wildlife. How the snook got into a pond 60′ above the bay is a mystery but they are there.

    If you listen to the media the pond contains highly acidic water and is radioactive!

    There are gypsum stacks close by (we are part of “Bone Valley” where they mine it) “Stacks” are acidic and slightly radioactive, but this is a dewatering pond not a stack.

    Panic sells, truth doesn’t matter if you can say radioactive!

  74. The question isn’t one of intent, Emmie, it’s one of actualization.

  75. Every news story today…..YOU ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  76. Scott is right, and of course the local environmental groups are saying that the dredged material is full of heavy metals and toxins. They say that whenever anyone wants to dredge a waterway, I guess they don’t like boats.

  77. That lake is full of Godzillas.

    Godzillanado!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  78. Have they linked it to global warming or racism yet?

  79. Am I missing something, or is this vaccine really just a smokescreen? I don’t think I have ever seen “methodologies” like were used here:

    https://tinyurl.com/CDC-Vaccine-Trials

  80. One of the cool things about living here is you can readily identify bone beds, and pick up some cool fossils. I used to have a few megalodon teeth, and a friend had a saber tooth tiger skull, Whale vertebra are so common we don’t bother with them.

  81. Coming soon to a metropolis near you, “A major Texas highway expansion project has been paused to examine possible violation of 1964 Civil Rights Act”:

    https://tinyurl.com/CivilRightsAndFreeways

  82. So much shady shit around the “vaccine” I intend to avoid it as long as humanly possible. Got a really bad vibe about the whole deal.

  83. Deny everything, remain plausible.

  84. How is anyone supposed to know that Ace’s backup site is acedark.Wordpress.com? I didn’t see that on the post telling us the site was down.

  85. I can’t wait for the ‘unexpectedly’ stories when the economy sucks for the next few years. I really hope it doesn’t but it appears we’re headed there.

  86. The ‘unexpectedly’ stories are to Biden as the “without evidence” stories are to Trump

  87. MMM 439


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