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Sidewalk Chalk

I boughted this album from a far away place called Germanyland!

Well window lickers it’s time for summer. Down here in the SOUTH (filled with racists, you are issued a hood at the Georgia border) the weather is getting a bit warmer and we are bidding adieu to old man winterspring. Notice how I worked in a reference to de Fuhrer PBUH by using German in that last sentence? That’s how racist we are down here. We speak German, hate cold weather, and are super friendly. I literally have no idea what any of this means. I’m just typing whatever pops into my grey mush.

So, it’s time for sidewalk chalk! A time honored tradition where people go outside with their kids, pretend to hear the phone ring, go back inside to make a drink, then go back outside in about 15 or 20 minutes to make sure the kiddos are still in one piece. While most kids fit more into the impressionist or modern art category, I think I’ve found some rather clever uses of sidewalk chalk for us to enjoy. These fun little pieces of temporary art all use the cracks to make something fun and whimsical.

Most silly little blogs do a prayer list or something sweet like that but since we’re not sweet I thought I’d put together a FOAD list that we can all pray for. My prayer goes something like this…Dear Big Guy, can you please make the following people have a stubborn, hurty, burny, poop this morning. Thank you in advance! Oh, and if you can see your way to make the Biden dog bite off the demented old grifter’s dick that would be hilariously awesome. Your servant….MJ

Dr Joe and Mrs Jill Biden

Ben Shapiro’s voice

Not Ben Shapiro’s sister’s tits

Ace’s annoying commenters

Cardi A-Z (need to cover bases)

Paul Krugman’s cat

Anyone with blue hair

NeverTrump™

Jared, just because he’s so fucking lucky

That guy who yelled at GND a few days ago

The media

People who signal when no one is around (non BMW especially)

Washington DC

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April 1, 2021
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154 Comments

  1. Comment by Jimbro on April 1, 2021 8:05 am

    http://ninetymilesfromtyranny.blogspot.com/2021/03/sweet-child-in-time.html

  2. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on April 1, 2021 8:12 am

    https://americanmind.substack.com/p/thirty-flirty-and-not-thriving

  3. Comment by mare on April 1, 2021 8:19 am

    Who yelled at GND????

  4. Comment by mare on April 1, 2021 8:19 am

    And that sidewalk art if really fun.

  5. Comment by Jimbro on April 1, 2021 8:23 am

    use the cracks to make something fun and whimsical
    ——
    I used your mom’s crack and it was both fun AND whimsical

  6. Comment by mare on April 1, 2021 8:25 am

    hahahahahahaha, Jimbro! Yep.

  7. Comment by mare on April 1, 2021 8:26 am

    That may be my favorite meme of the year.

  8. Comment by Jimbro on April 1, 2021 8:26 am

    Good link Alex

    “The way women raised on a steady diet of anti-natalist programming treat other women who marry and have children during their most fertile years (between the ages of 16 to 25) is how I imagine women once used to treat homewreckers: with a great deal of shame and judgment commingled with performative pity.”

  9. Comment by Hotspur on April 1, 2021 8:53 am

    Great list.

    What’s the story on Ben Shapiro’s sister’s tits?

  10. Comment by Jay in Ames on April 1, 2021 8:58 am

    Unity! Thanks Buyden!

    https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/2021/03/31/joe-biden-would-support-moving-atlanta-mlb-all-star-game/4831725001/

  11. Comment by Pendejo on April 1, 2021 9:02 am

    Abigail Shapiro. Not bad for 20.

  12. Comment by Jay in Ames on April 1, 2021 9:03 am

    I believe those pictures are to scale.

  13. Comment by Jay in Ames on April 1, 2021 9:04 am

    classically abby takes a lot of grief on twitter because of her brother. But she’s not a shrinking violet, and sticks up for his a lot.

  14. Comment by MJ on April 1, 2021 9:08 am

    Some guy yelled at her because she pulled out of our driveway but someone in front of her stopped in the road to look at the new townhomes going up across the street.

    She kinda got caught behind the other car and a biker came flying down the hill. It wasn’t close or anything but he got off his bike stared at her for a long time then walked up and started yelling at her when she rolled the window down.

    Shit happens. But the guy just started yelling and rather than apologizing and explaining she just started explaining. Everyone looked like an asshole when simple patience and thoughtfulness could have gone a long way.

    But I get the frustration from all parties and I would have told him to fuck off a million ways if I was there. Even if she was wrong, I gotta defend her from a yelling a hole.

  15. Comment by mare on April 1, 2021 9:20 am

    Another thing Matt Walsh and I agree on, cyclists are utter assholes. They don’t own the effing road and by far most cyclists do it for recreation. WTF are whole towns creating lanes and taking shit from recreational bikers?

    She wasn’t wrong. I see more cyclists than drivers disregarding road rules. Eff them.

  16. Comment by MJ on April 1, 2021 9:24 am

    I don’t think she was wrong but a simple apology probably would have at least hit the pause button. But she almost never apologizes for anything.

  17. Comment by scott on April 1, 2021 9:24 am

    Bike lanes create choking traffic by design.

    It makes mass transit more appealing.

  18. Comment by scott on April 1, 2021 9:29 am

    We have bike lanes all over the place.

    Know how many people ride their bikes to work in the winter?

    It’s less than 5.

  19. Comment by MJ on April 1, 2021 9:39 am

    There are no bike lanes here and she’s considerate of cyclists. There are a lot around here. But it was just a weird situation. No one was really to blame. She got caught in the middle of the road and couldn’t go anywhere. It’s not like she cut him off or anything.

  20. Comment by Jay in Ames on April 1, 2021 9:40 am

    bike lanes have taken over a lane on many Ames streets. Students like to ride them in violation of most traffic laws when it’s nice.

    It’s made chokepoints all over town. Along with new stopsigns for the miracle park with handicapped accesible playground equipment. These were put in even though there is a dedicated parking lot 1/2 mile from the stop signs.

    You know, just in case someone is walking a quarter of a mile to go to a handicapped accessible playground.

  21. Comment by Hotspur on April 1, 2021 9:41 am

    Abigail Shapiro. Not bad for 20.

    Poor posture.

  22. Comment by mare on April 1, 2021 9:44 am

    Hotspur’s right. She has big boobs but her posture is awful and the rest of her looks soft and dumpy.Flat footed with feet facing inward. Glumpy.

  23. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on April 1, 2021 9:49 am

    She’d be better off in a corset and a skirt.

  24. Comment by mare on April 1, 2021 9:50 am

    I’m not considerate of cyclists. I think they’re assholes. And when there is a bike lane AND they choose to ride side by side to chit chat so one of them is in the road I get enraged and have to stop myself from rolling down the window and yelling:

    “Hey, asshole, I know you enjoy hours of that seat up your ass but I don’t want to go 25 miles per hour so you can talk about your prius with the simp next to you.”

  25. Comment by mare on April 1, 2021 9:51 am

    Alex, that’s absolutely true.

  26. Comment by scott on April 1, 2021 9:54 am

    There is a famous chokepoint not far from here. It’s been a traffic nightmare for decades.

    A couple of years ago they “fixed it’.

    They tore it up, creating an even worse traffic nightmare, and rebuilt it.

    Ended up with the exact same thing, but now there is a bike lane and a sidewalk.

  27. Comment by mare on April 1, 2021 9:55 am

    My girls use to get irritated when I told them to stand up straight and throw their shoulders back. They were both athletes so it wasn’t an often said deal.

    Fast forward 10 years later, my daughter enjoys telling me when people tell her she has great posture.

    Neither of my girls have boobs like ben’s sister…thank goodness.

  28. Comment by scott on April 1, 2021 10:02 am

    OMG, and the bridge over the CT River. They spent millions adding a bike/walk lane to the side of it that nobody can use.

    It’s just a lane hanging off the side of the bridge that starts and ends about 50 feet off the ground with no way of getting to it.

    Green jobs!

  29. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on April 1, 2021 10:04 am

    I have to make an effort to remember to pull my shoulders back and keep my chin up, especially when I’m walking. The Army helped a lot with that.

  30. Comment by mare on April 1, 2021 10:17 am

    It may or may not be important to note, that I ride my bike a lot. But I make it my mission to not be a nuisance to cars.

    And I know MJ bikes and probably many others here.

  31. Comment by Hotspur on April 1, 2021 10:36 am

    Now that we’ve established that Ben’s sister is a 6/10, and cyclists are asshoe, what else should we talk about?

  32. Comment by Jay in Ames on April 1, 2021 10:41 am

    having a dad that yells “quit slouching!” is a great way to improve your posture.

  33. Comment by Jay in Ames on April 1, 2021 10:42 am

    mountain bikes make you slouch

  34. Comment by mare on April 1, 2021 10:43 am

    Hotspur, what do you want to talk about?

    Asspennies?

  35. Comment by Brother Tim on April 1, 2021 10:45 am

    Ooooooooookay. Something really weird going on with the comments at the mothership.

  36. Comment by Sobek on April 1, 2021 10:47 am
  37. Comment by Jay in Ames on April 1, 2021 10:51 am

    Haha, Buyden has so many kids in cages they should call him Joe Exotic.

  38. Comment by Hotspur on April 1, 2021 11:02 am

    Asspennies?

    Yes. How many have you collected? Round to the nearest gross.

  39. Comment by Jay in Ames on April 1, 2021 11:12 am

    filling out forms for vaccine, and they want cell phone number.

    Gee, I wonder why.

  40. Comment by Pendejo on April 1, 2021 11:14 am

    Dr Joe and Mrs Jill Biden
    Ben Shapiro’s voice
    Not Ben Shapiro’s sister’s tits
    Ace’s annoying commenters
    Cardi A-Z (need to cover bases)
    Paul Krugman’s cat
    Anyone with blue hair
    NeverTrump™
    Jared, just because he’s so fucking lucky
    That guy who yelled at GND a few days ago
    The media
    People who signal when no one is around (non BMW especially)
    Washington DC

    Somebody show me where MJ led us to comment on anybody’s posture.

  41. Comment by Jay in Ames on April 1, 2021 11:17 am

    MJ didn’t, Hotspur did. from your picture.

  42. Comment by Jay in Ames on April 1, 2021 11:34 am

    roamy posted this on mewe, so I’ll share it here. I’m sick of it:

    https://spectator.org/systemic-racism-people-of-color/

  43. Comment by Jay in Ames on April 1, 2021 11:37 am

    Louis Gohmert, slicing like a hammer. Be careful what you wish for.

    https://spectator.org/democratic-party-racism-gohmert-resolution/

  44. Comment by Jay in Ames on April 1, 2021 11:44 am

    Gaetz providing documentation that shows the government, FBI, and the left are scum sucking liars.

    https://legalinsurrection.com/2021/04/rep-matt-gaetz-produces-documents-that-purport-to-backup-claims-of-bizarre-extortion-scheme/

  45. Comment by Jimbro on April 1, 2021 12:04 pm

    Flat footed with feet facing inward.
    ——-
    A surprising number of people come to my office for new consults with those concerns. And I always complement the kids with good posture, they’re mostly athletes of some sort and a few just have good genes.

  46. Comment by Hotspur on April 1, 2021 12:11 pm

    Gawd, I just noticed “Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl” in the categories and can’t stop laughing. I’m in tears.

  47. Comment by Jay in Ames on April 1, 2021 12:14 pm

    dropping the kids off at the pool

  48. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on April 1, 2021 12:16 pm

    Inserting a SEAL team.

  49. Comment by MJ on April 1, 2021 12:45 pm

    I had no idea that’s what it meant. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  50. Comment by Jay in Ames on April 1, 2021 12:46 pm

    know your categories people.

  51. Comment by Car in on April 1, 2021 12:48 pm

    wakey wakey

  52. Comment by Jay in Ames on April 1, 2021 12:50 pm

    Not a widely used category. MJ, J’ames and PJM have used it once. Jimbro has used it twice, so we can only speculate on his fetishes.

  53. Comment by Car in on April 1, 2021 12:50 pm

    I went to crosfit and then had breffist with all my “bitches” as Pay likes to call them.

    SO I am in a great mood. And I’m stuffed. /burps

  54. Comment by Car in on April 1, 2021 12:51 pm

    My friend Dana’s dad is being intubated today, so if you hosefuckers can add him to your prayer (not FOAD) list, much appreciated. Covid. He’s (I think) late 60’s not physical active, doesn’t really take care of himself. He’s down in Florida, so she feels a bit helpless right now.

  55. Comment by Hotspur on April 1, 2021 12:53 pm

    If you’re going on that cruise with me you’re gonna need a tan too. I’m not having some pasty white chick with skinny legs in my crew.

  56. Comment by Jay in Ames on April 1, 2021 12:59 pm

    ugh, so sorry for Dana. Hope he pulls through!

  57. Comment by Car in on April 1, 2021 1:00 pm

    Someone should do a parody account of Biden tweeting.

  58. Comment by Car in on April 1, 2021 1:02 pm

    My friend Danelle works on the Covid floor (a LOT – she just did the last three days on covid). Dana was very upset because – you read the news, etc. But Danelle has first hand experience. She says she’s seen LOTS of people come off of the machine. She released 3 yesterday.

  59. Comment by Jay in Ames on April 1, 2021 1:04 pm

    that’s good to hear. from hearing the news ventilator is bad news. But then again, that’s all the news, all the time.

  60. Comment by Hotspur on April 1, 2021 1:06 pm

    I just came across Perkins Construction Company’s carpenter req and I think you should post it with Barefoot Student. We’re Ann Arbor’s recruitment site for university students & recent grads.

    Maddox
    Barefoot Student
    20701 North Scottsdale Rd., Suite 107-170
    Scottsdale, AZ 85255 Email Preferences

    This showed up in my inbox this morning.

    My response: “You expect me to take seriously an organization named Barefoot Student?

    We hire grown ups.”

    LOL Fucker will probably grow up to be head of the IRS, then target me for a seven year audit.

  61. Comment by Pendejo on April 1, 2021 1:08 pm

    J’Ames, did you see where Coach Beard is going to ut? Wonder what they offered him. He was making $6m at the cow college in Lubbock. Plus, in Lubbock he didn’t have to wade through mostly peaceful riots and an ocean of homeless freaks just to get to work.

  62. Comment by Jimbro on April 1, 2021 1:12 pm

    How many of your employees are college grads? Is that even a requirement? Obviously nice to have a degree along with skills and integrity but I get the sense you’d be okay with just the latter two

  63. Comment by Pendejo on April 1, 2021 1:12 pm

    https://www.upi.com/Health_News/2021/03/31/middle-age-healthy-living-less-problems/8261617196013/

    Translation: I’m fuqd.

  64. Comment by Jimbro on April 1, 2021 1:13 pm

    BTW, that Joe Biden vs Joe Biden video up there is hilarious.

  65. Comment by Jay in Ames on April 1, 2021 1:21 pm

    WTF? Beard to TX? I know he was a grad, but he had it WAY better at Tech!

  66. Comment by MJ on April 1, 2021 1:22 pm

    BTW, that Joe Biden vs Joe Biden video up there is hilarious.
    —————-
    That is goddamn hilarious.

  67. Comment by Jay in Ames on April 1, 2021 1:22 pm

    are we sure on the Beard news (SYWM)? It’s April 1st.

  68. Comment by Pendejo on April 1, 2021 1:29 pm

    My text thread friends are telling me it’s legit. Agree on better at tech.

  69. Comment by Car in on April 1, 2021 1:31 pm

    Today? Trust no one. Believe nothing.

  70. Comment by Jay in Ames on April 1, 2021 1:41 pm

    everything points to real here, too.

    Including Tech boards

  71. Comment by Hotspur on April 1, 2021 1:42 pm

    How many of your employees are college grads? Is that even a requirement? Obviously nice to have a degree along with skills and integrity but I get the sense you’d be okay with just the latter two

    It varies. But it isn’t a requirement. Hell, in today’s society it constitutes two strikes against you – with all of the foolishness and dickbaggery taught at college, not to mention the entitlement attitude they graduate with.

    Bigger problem is that we have three generations of young people produced by a public school system wherein they were not taught to consider a skilled trade for a career, all shop classes, drafting classes, and hands-on training were eliminated, and the little cunts have never been told they have to follow order without always arguing.

  72. Comment by Jay in Ames on April 1, 2021 1:42 pm

    And Roy Williams retired at UNC too.

  73. Comment by Jimbro on April 1, 2021 2:00 pm

    young people produced by a public school system wherein they were not taught to consider a skilled trade for a career, all shop classes, drafting classes, and hands-on training were eliminated, and the little cunts have never been told they have to follow order without always arguing.
    —-
    I hear you. Every now and then I’ll have a boy pass through my office and they look me in the eye, answer questions appropriately without waffling and carry themselves with confidence. A lot of them are planning on either enlisting or pursuing a trade. That being said, it comprises maybe 5% of them. It’s harder to figure the girls out when they exhibit the same traits. They’re more likely than not heading to college and a career in Human Resources.

  74. Comment by Jay in Ames on April 1, 2021 2:03 pm

    Speaking of April Fools:

    https://www.traegergrills.com/pelleton

  75. Comment by Jimbro on April 1, 2021 2:04 pm

    One of my former patients was a confident young woman and I saw her as a 20-something just for a long term concern she had. She’s a hard core lefty on a nearby city council and will some day be a state rep given her career trajectory.

  76. Comment by Hotspur on April 1, 2021 2:10 pm

    That South African video that someone posted yesterday is now disappeared from youtube. I sent it to HotBride yesterday and she watched it, then went to send it to someone today, and it’s gone.

    Here is my shocked face ————–>

  77. Comment by Hotspur on April 1, 2021 2:13 pm

    It was backed up with statistics, graphs, and comparisons but it’s 451ed.

  78. Comment by leoncaruthers on April 1, 2021 2:26 pm

    24 hours, just like I said.

  79. Comment by Jimbro on April 1, 2021 2:35 pm

    Hopefully they thought to load it on Rumble or will in the future

  80. Comment by scott on April 1, 2021 2:45 pm

    Hotspur https://www.bitchute.com/video/eM5zTvqyPokO/

  81. Comment by scott on April 1, 2021 2:46 pm

    Hotspur, I tried to provide a link that still works but it must be going to spam.

    I no longer have keys so I cant fish it out.

  82. Comment by scott on April 1, 2021 2:49 pm

    Maybe this will work https://tinyurl.com/7pch7azt

  83. Comment by MJ on April 1, 2021 3:03 pm

    I sent it to GND. She didn’t watch it of course.

    Bit Chute for the win!

  84. Comment by Hotspur on April 1, 2021 3:05 pm

    Thanks Scott.

  85. Comment by scott on April 1, 2021 3:17 pm

    Reddit scrubbed it as well.

  86. Comment by MJ on April 1, 2021 3:24 pm

    We can’t have alternate information or challenges to the narrative.

    Social media is a joke.

  87. Comment by MJ on April 1, 2021 3:25 pm

    I find it so funny that we knew nothing about covid other than it absolutely didn’t come from a Wuhan lab. That was totally certain.

    But now we know everything, even though initially everything was wrong.

  88. Comment by Jay in Ames on April 1, 2021 3:32 pm

    but it was right at the beginning! science says so! At least the science they were quoting at that point.

  89. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on April 1, 2021 3:34 pm

  90. Comment by osoloco11 on April 1, 2021 4:12 pm

    👋🏻 J’ames ⚾️

  91. Comment by Car in on April 1, 2021 4:21 pm

    Polifact fact checks Naomi Wolf who argues that vaccination passports limit our freedom. To read it is to laugh:

    “Vaccine passports could be your ticket to resuming some semblance of normalcy after the coronavirus pandemic.

    “One way to think about vaccine passports is to consider them a get-out-of-jail card that allows people who have had vaccinations to return to pre-pandemic life while potentially protecting people who have not been vaccinated,” said Dr. Seema Yasmin, director of the Stanford Health Communication Initiative.”

    So, you’re in jail right now, but not having a passport in NO WAY limits your freedom. You’re just in jail.

  92. Comment by Jay in Ames on April 1, 2021 4:24 pm

    6-0 cardinals, nice start to the season!

    Reds bat now. Yeah, top of the first.

  93. Comment by Jay in Ames on April 1, 2021 4:31 pm

    being in jail is freedom now. They let all the prisoners out for Covid.

    Try to keep up.

  94. Comment by MJ on April 1, 2021 4:39 pm

    I was listening to Douglas Murray on Eric Ws podcast and they had a great exchange about how the ‘elites’ have to keep people glued to other shiny objects to deflect from the fact that they are a) have accumulated all of the gains of the past 40 years and b) aren’t particularly worthy of their status.

    I think that’s right.

  95. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on April 1, 2021 4:52 pm

    I stick with my analogy that the US, and the West in general, is a corporation whose founders have been replaced by new management who have systematically looted the company while implementing failed policies and bad investments. They managed to go on for a while thanks to a large amount of social, economic, and cultural capital that had been accumulated, but now that’s gone, they’re massively overleveraged, and they’re trying to pull whatever shady short-term shit they can to keep the shareholders from figuring out the truth before the leadership can bail.

  96. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on April 1, 2021 4:56 pm

    I’m not a CrossFit guy, but I think it’s rich that all of the Krispy Kreme indulging Faucists are dunking on a congresswoman for the act of staying in shape.

    — Jordan Schachtel (@JordanSchachtel) April 1, 2021

  97. Comment by Jay in Ames on April 1, 2021 5:03 pm

    Eric W is so smart it makes my head hurt. why is he a liberal? guess he’s not so smart.

  98. Comment by osoloco11 on April 1, 2021 5:04 pm

    J’ames, Dan was talking Cardinals smack and we have been jumping to games with “better” baseball. 😡🤬Probably for the best.

  99. Comment by Jay in Ames on April 1, 2021 5:07 pm

    look on the bright side, you scored on a passed ball.

    7-1 now

  100. Comment by Jay in Ames on April 1, 2021 5:07 pm

    watching at work. unlimited data, ahhhhhhh

  101. Comment by lumps on April 1, 2021 5:08 pm

    https://restoreprivacy.com/google-alternatives/?utm_source=Kartra_goodbyegoogle

  102. Comment by Hotspur on April 1, 2021 5:11 pm

    Eric W is so smart it makes my head hurt. why is he a liberal? guess he’s not so smart.

    He’s an academic. ‘Nuff said.

  103. Comment by leoncaruthers on April 1, 2021 5:18 pm

    I used to be one of those. My time at UM made me the right-wing nutjob I am today.

  104. Comment by mare on April 1, 2021 6:14 pm

    What congress woman is getting dunked on?

  105. Comment by leoncaruthers on April 1, 2021 6:16 pm

    Probably Lauren Boebert. She’s got a body like a gymnast.

  106. Comment by Car in on April 1, 2021 6:19 pm

    Ok, so my goals right now are to 1) increase my running, 2) strict pullups (5 would be nice) and 3) perfect pushups.

    Deadlift of 300 by the end of year is a more extended goal.

    I’d like it if you people could help keep me focused on this stuff.

  107. Comment by Sobek on April 1, 2021 6:19 pm

    Still boycotting the news, but I wonder if I should have made an exception for the Chauvin trial. Sounds like a delightfully entertaining dumpster fire of weaponized incompetence.

  108. Comment by Sobek on April 1, 2021 6:21 pm

    You can do it, Car in.

    *throws 300 pieces of confetti in the cubicle next to mine*

  109. Comment by Car in on April 1, 2021 6:44 pm

    I have zero desire to watch the Chauvin trial.

  110. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on April 1, 2021 6:51 pm

    They’re mocking this.

    This is my Covid protection 💪#MakeAmericaHealthyAgain

    It’s time to #FireFauci pic.twitter.com/IgWlTJyBYQ

    — Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 (@mtgreenee) April 1, 2021

  111. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on April 1, 2021 6:53 pm

    To be fair (“to be fair…”), spending a couple weeks in the hospital due to rhabdo is a good way to die of COVID…

  112. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on April 1, 2021 6:55 pm

    I’ve caught bits and pieces since work is dead. In any sane world it would never have gone to trial because the prosecution’s case is so weak.

  113. Comment by osoloco11 on April 1, 2021 7:02 pm

    I mixed it up with a Sam’s Club exit worker at another Club today. They get paid $16 an hour. Bitch asked for my ID while Dan was showing his ID. By Law, she’s supposed to stop the transaction once she asks for ID. I didn’t have my ID. Fat Bitch said that next time, I need to have ID. I got Sam’s confused with WalMart and asked her if I looked younger than 37. (Sam’s is 27). You aren’t supposed to ask. Bitch “I’m just doing my job”. Me “You aren’t doing your job and you’re not even following state law”. FB “Stop yelling at me”. I wasn’t yelling, but I was having tone issues. I’m friends with the manager at that Club, so there’s that. FB is just as ignorant as our manager that keeps kicking out people that don’t wear masks and why we keep having to take ADA CBLs. (Computer Based Learning).

  114. Comment by Jimbro on April 1, 2021 7:12 pm

    MTG is a lightning rod at this point and anything she says or does will be criticized by the lefties. I’m sure she knows that and her response has been to keep going regardless.

  115. Comment by Jimbro on April 1, 2021 7:15 pm

    The only cashiers that card me are the young’uns and I figure they’re just doing their job as they’ve been taught and feel insecure about the consequences of missing an ID check.

  116. Comment by Jimbro on April 1, 2021 7:17 pm

    I occasionally read the trial coverage at Powerline Blog which, I think is in Minneapolis. If not, in Minnesota.

  117. Comment by Sobek on April 1, 2021 7:20 pm

    It looks like Floyd was in a car with his drug dealer when he was approached by the cops. That sounds like a good reason he might decide to ingest a legal dose of fentanyl, which suppresses the respiratory system, thus leading to “I can’t breathe” issues.

    I still think Chauvin is likely to be convicted, because of the jury being afraid of consequences.

  118. Comment by Car in on April 1, 2021 7:22 pm

    78% of covid hospitalizations are of obese people.

    Most people who get rhabdo either are just coming back and not in shape to push themselves to hard or simply too competitive to know when to stop.

    The kid of one of our coaches got it last year after The Murph. Which is a prime time for it. He hadn’t worked out in a long time, and figured he could go as hard as he used to. Mostly stupidity.

  119. Comment by scott on April 1, 2021 7:27 pm

    “In any sane world it would never have gone to trial because the prosecution’s case is so weak.”

    Pretty sure this is why there isn’t even a trial date for the murder case in Georgia.

  120. Comment by osoloco11 on April 1, 2021 7:39 pm

    Jimbro, I get carded by young cashiers that I work with. We’ve had to calm the Karen IDs down. They have stopped sales to parents shopping with children. Power or Fear? One of our cashiers carded a vertical ID. Supervisor okayed the sale. Cashier lost her job. We were fined $50,000. Supervisor is still employed.

  121. Comment by Pupster on April 1, 2021 7:41 pm

    Easter Salmon, Easter Lasagna, Easter Tacos … woe is me!

    We did Prime Rib for Thanksgiving last year, it was easy and delicious. Pork roast or some similar beef roast is always different and usually good, I’m a fan of whole roasted chicken, but we’ve got some dinner participants that don’t care for meat on the bones. Treat it like the Super Bowl and do wings and ribs, Jesus don’t mind.

  122. Comment by Jay in Ames on April 1, 2021 7:43 pm

    I used to card the ladies just to make them feel good. doesn’t work with younger ones, and you have to do it with a smile. but you can get a smile back

  123. Comment by MJ on April 1, 2021 7:44 pm

    I stick with my analogy that the US, and the West in general, is a corporation whose founders have been replaced by new management who have systematically looted the company while implementing failed policies and bad investments. They managed to go on for a while thanks to a large amount of social, economic, and cultural capital that had been accumulated, but now that’s gone, they’re massively overleveraged, and they’re trying to pull whatever shady short-term shit they can to keep the shareholders from figuring out the truth before the leadership can bail.
    ———————————————–
    That’s a fantastic thesis. It could expand into a book.

  124. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on April 1, 2021 7:57 pm

    That’s a fantastic thesis. It could expand into a book.

    It would make a great children’s book.

    Willy Wonka and the Piece of Shit Investment Bros and MBA Douchebags

  125. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on April 1, 2021 8:00 pm

    Hyman Minsky’s Stabilizing and Unstable Economy is a good read, and helped shape my thesis. I don’t agree with all of his solutions, but I think his theory on financial instability, and three types of investing (hedge, speculative, and ponzi) apply not just to the economy, but to any large human systems and institutions.

  126. Comment by Jimbro on April 1, 2021 8:03 pm

    Jesus don’t mind
    ——–
    That’s what I’m thinking too. Mexican Jesus wants a taco. If I get to Sam’s I’ll pick up some fancy beef cut and we’ll go with that. I got some country ribs and chicken thighs for Friday and Saturday although I’m pretty sure we’re supposed to have fish sticks on Friday.

  127. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on April 1, 2021 8:04 pm

    I’m pretty sure “Mexican Jesus Wants a Taco” is the title of a hit country song.

    If not, it should be.

  128. Comment by Jimbro on April 1, 2021 8:04 pm

    It would make a great children’s book.
    ——
    Rush Revere Fights The Corporate Technocrats

  129. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on April 1, 2021 8:09 pm

    Dick and Jane Train Their Replacements Daksh and Jayani

  130. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on April 1, 2021 8:10 pm

    This is Daksh
    Daksh likes to code
    Code Daksh Code

    Daksh lives in San Francisco
    In an apartment with twelve other men
    Daksh is an H-1B…

  131. Comment by osoloco11 on April 1, 2021 8:16 pm

    Mexican Jesus is pronounced Hay Zus

  132. Comment by lumps on April 1, 2021 8:18 pm

    Jimbro, we made a roast beef a while ago according to Meathead’s recipe for top round roast, but it was a strip loin roast instead. Well marbled, for a strip, it was soooo good. Recommend.

    Also, here is a bit of movie history that could never happen in the current age.

    youtu.be/iq9mzhz9IQo

  133. Comment by osoloco11 on April 1, 2021 8:20 pm

    We are having ham, scalloped taters, and asparagus. Crescent Rolls. We went to our favorite Chinese place today. They are in a former laundromat. They started using the drop off door from the laundry as drive up. 80% of their business is now drive through. Owner is from Taiwan.

  134. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on April 1, 2021 8:24 pm

    Comment by osoloco11 on April 1, 2021 8:16 pm
    Mexican Jesus is pronounced Hay Zus

    And as they nail my ass to the Cross
    I’ll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
    He goes by “Hey-sus” and steals hubcaps from cars
    Jesus can I borrow your crowbar?

  135. Comment by Jay in Ames on April 1, 2021 8:27 pm

    ham, pastrami, sheet pan veggies, asparagus

  136. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on April 1, 2021 8:28 pm

    I’m thinking roast beast, green beans, ginger glazed carrots, and homemade rolls.

  137. Comment by scott on April 1, 2021 8:42 pm

    Pizza or Mexican food.

  138. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on April 1, 2021 8:46 pm

    https://medicalxpress.com/news/2021-04-human-high-bandwidth-wireless-brain-computer-interface.html

  139. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on April 1, 2021 8:46 pm

    Messican food is for Christmas.

  140. Comment by Jay in Ames on April 1, 2021 8:56 pm

    I thought that was chinese food

  141. Comment by MJ on April 1, 2021 9:13 pm

    Hyman Minsky’s Stabilizing and Unstable Economy is a good read, and helped shape my thesis. I don’t agree with all of his solutions, but I think his theory on financial instability, and three types of investing (hedge, speculative, and ponzi) apply not just to the economy, but to any large human systems and institutions.
    —————————–
    I’m taking Intro to Capital Markets in summer school.

    Don’t ruin it for me!

  142. Comment by scott on April 1, 2021 9:19 pm

    Summer school?

    How old are you?

  143. Comment by leoncaruthers on April 1, 2021 9:20 pm

    https://medicalxpress.com/news/2021-04-human-high-bandwidth-wireless-brain-computer-interface.html

    I used to look forward to stuff like this. Now I’m sure it’ll be used to further enslave us.

  144. Comment by Jimbro on April 1, 2021 9:21 pm

    MJr hacked his account

  145. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on April 1, 2021 9:23 pm

    I used to look forward to stuff like this. Now I’m sure it’ll be used to further enslave us.

    Brought to you by MindGeek.

  146. Comment by osoloco11 on April 1, 2021 9:44 pm

    Mexican food is for Christmas. Chinese food is for Jewish Christmas.

  147. Comment by osoloco11 on April 1, 2021 9:45 pm

    We have an entire bunker of lamb. Easter lamb.

  148. Comment by scott on April 1, 2021 9:46 pm

    How long is your bus?

  149. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on April 1, 2021 9:57 pm

    8.5 inches.

  150. Comment by leoncaruthers on April 1, 2021 10:09 pm

    Well look at Mr Big Bus over here.

  151. Comment by leoncaruthers on April 1, 2021 11:20 pm

    https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/st-clair-shores-woman-says-neighbor-put-up-confederate-flag-over-political-differences?fbclid=IwAR1_S4MRJ_Z_KypKT782FpxiHS0UIUVX0UF7o3NPruszmGuQ7aiiNGf6q98

    This is hilarious.

  152. Comment by Pendejo on April 1, 2021 11:40 pm

    Rednex in Mishigin.

  153. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on April 1, 2021 11:50 pm

    I want a “No Lives Matter” sign.

  154. Comment by Sean M. on April 2, 2021 3:52 am

    “Delightfully entertaining,” replied Polly.


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