Well window lickers it’s time for summer. Down here in the SOUTH (filled with racists, you are issued a hood at the Georgia border) the weather is getting a bit warmer and we are bidding adieu to old man winterspring. Notice how I worked in a reference to de Fuhrer PBUH by using German in that last sentence? That’s how racist we are down here. We speak German, hate cold weather, and are super friendly. I literally have no idea what any of this means. I’m just typing whatever pops into my grey mush.
So, it’s time for sidewalk chalk! A time honored tradition where people go outside with their kids, pretend to hear the phone ring, go back inside to make a drink, then go back outside in about 15 or 20 minutes to make sure the kiddos are still in one piece. While most kids fit more into the impressionist or modern art category, I think I’ve found some rather clever uses of sidewalk chalk for us to enjoy. These fun little pieces of temporary art all use the cracks to make something fun and whimsical.
Most silly little blogs do a prayer list or something sweet like that but since we’re not sweet I thought I’d put together a FOAD list that we can all pray for. My prayer goes something like this…Dear Big Guy, can you please make the following people have a stubborn, hurty, burny, poop this morning. Thank you in advance! Oh, and if you can see your way to make the Biden dog bite off the demented old grifter’s dick that would be hilariously awesome. Your servant….MJ
Dr Joe and Mrs Jill Biden
Ben Shapiro’s voice
Not Ben Shapiro’s sister’s tits
Ace’s annoying commenters
Cardi A-Z (need to cover bases)
Paul Krugman’s cat
Anyone with blue hair
NeverTrump™
Jared, just because he’s so fucking lucky
That guy who yelled at GND a few days ago
The media
People who signal when no one is around (non BMW especially)
Washington DC
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Who yelled at GND????
And that sidewalk art if really fun.
use the cracks to make something fun and whimsical
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I used your mom’s crack and it was both fun AND whimsical
hahahahahahaha, Jimbro! Yep.
That may be my favorite meme of the year.
Good link Alex
“The way women raised on a steady diet of anti-natalist programming treat other women who marry and have children during their most fertile years (between the ages of 16 to 25) is how I imagine women once used to treat homewreckers: with a great deal of shame and judgment commingled with performative pity.”
Great list.
What’s the story on Ben Shapiro’s sister’s tits?
Unity! Thanks Buyden!
https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/2021/03/31/joe-biden-would-support-moving-atlanta-mlb-all-star-game/4831725001/
Abigail Shapiro. Not bad for 20.
I believe those pictures are to scale.
classically abby takes a lot of grief on twitter because of her brother. But she’s not a shrinking violet, and sticks up for his a lot.
Some guy yelled at her because she pulled out of our driveway but someone in front of her stopped in the road to look at the new townhomes going up across the street.
She kinda got caught behind the other car and a biker came flying down the hill. It wasn’t close or anything but he got off his bike stared at her for a long time then walked up and started yelling at her when she rolled the window down.
Shit happens. But the guy just started yelling and rather than apologizing and explaining she just started explaining. Everyone looked like an asshole when simple patience and thoughtfulness could have gone a long way.
But I get the frustration from all parties and I would have told him to fuck off a million ways if I was there. Even if she was wrong, I gotta defend her from a yelling a hole.
Another thing Matt Walsh and I agree on, cyclists are utter assholes. They don’t own the effing road and by far most cyclists do it for recreation. WTF are whole towns creating lanes and taking shit from recreational bikers?
She wasn’t wrong. I see more cyclists than drivers disregarding road rules. Eff them.
I don’t think she was wrong but a simple apology probably would have at least hit the pause button. But she almost never apologizes for anything.
Bike lanes create choking traffic by design.
It makes mass transit more appealing.
We have bike lanes all over the place.
Know how many people ride their bikes to work in the winter?
It’s less than 5.
There are no bike lanes here and she’s considerate of cyclists. There are a lot around here. But it was just a weird situation. No one was really to blame. She got caught in the middle of the road and couldn’t go anywhere. It’s not like she cut him off or anything.
bike lanes have taken over a lane on many Ames streets. Students like to ride them in violation of most traffic laws when it’s nice.
It’s made chokepoints all over town. Along with new stopsigns for the miracle park with handicapped accesible playground equipment. These were put in even though there is a dedicated parking lot 1/2 mile from the stop signs.
You know, just in case someone is walking a quarter of a mile to go to a handicapped accessible playground.
Abigail Shapiro. Not bad for 20.
Poor posture.
Hotspur’s right. She has big boobs but her posture is awful and the rest of her looks soft and dumpy.Flat footed with feet facing inward. Glumpy.
She’d be better off in a corset and a skirt.
I’m not considerate of cyclists. I think they’re assholes. And when there is a bike lane AND they choose to ride side by side to chit chat so one of them is in the road I get enraged and have to stop myself from rolling down the window and yelling:
“Hey, asshole, I know you enjoy hours of that seat up your ass but I don’t want to go 25 miles per hour so you can talk about your prius with the simp next to you.”
Alex, that’s absolutely true.
There is a famous chokepoint not far from here. It’s been a traffic nightmare for decades.
A couple of years ago they “fixed it’.
They tore it up, creating an even worse traffic nightmare, and rebuilt it.
Ended up with the exact same thing, but now there is a bike lane and a sidewalk.
My girls use to get irritated when I told them to stand up straight and throw their shoulders back. They were both athletes so it wasn’t an often said deal.
Fast forward 10 years later, my daughter enjoys telling me when people tell her she has great posture.
Neither of my girls have boobs like ben’s sister…thank goodness.
OMG, and the bridge over the CT River. They spent millions adding a bike/walk lane to the side of it that nobody can use.
It’s just a lane hanging off the side of the bridge that starts and ends about 50 feet off the ground with no way of getting to it.
Green jobs!
I have to make an effort to remember to pull my shoulders back and keep my chin up, especially when I’m walking. The Army helped a lot with that.
It may or may not be important to note, that I ride my bike a lot. But I make it my mission to not be a nuisance to cars.
And I know MJ bikes and probably many others here.
Now that we’ve established that Ben’s sister is a 6/10, and cyclists are asshoe, what else should we talk about?
having a dad that yells “quit slouching!” is a great way to improve your posture.
mountain bikes make you slouch
Hotspur, what do you want to talk about?
Asspennies?
Ooooooooookay. Something really weird going on with the comments at the mothership.
Haha, Buyden has so many kids in cages they should call him Joe Exotic.
Asspennies?
Yes. How many have you collected? Round to the nearest gross.
filling out forms for vaccine, and they want cell phone number.
Gee, I wonder why.
Dr Joe and Mrs Jill Biden
Ben Shapiro’s voice
Not Ben Shapiro’s sister’s tits
Ace’s annoying commenters
Cardi A-Z (need to cover bases)
Paul Krugman’s cat
Anyone with blue hair
NeverTrump™
Jared, just because he’s so fucking lucky
That guy who yelled at GND a few days ago
The media
People who signal when no one is around (non BMW especially)
Washington DC
Somebody show me where MJ led us to comment on anybody’s posture.
MJ didn’t, Hotspur did. from your picture.
roamy posted this on mewe, so I’ll share it here. I’m sick of it:
https://spectator.org/systemic-racism-people-of-color/
Louis Gohmert, slicing like a hammer. Be careful what you wish for.
https://spectator.org/democratic-party-racism-gohmert-resolution/
Gaetz providing documentation that shows the government, FBI, and the left are scum sucking liars.
https://legalinsurrection.com/2021/04/rep-matt-gaetz-produces-documents-that-purport-to-backup-claims-of-bizarre-extortion-scheme/
Flat footed with feet facing inward.
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A surprising number of people come to my office for new consults with those concerns. And I always complement the kids with good posture, they’re mostly athletes of some sort and a few just have good genes.
Gawd, I just noticed “Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl” in the categories and can’t stop laughing. I’m in tears.
dropping the kids off at the pool
Inserting a SEAL team.
I had no idea that’s what it meant. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
know your categories people.
wakey wakey
Not a widely used category. MJ, J’ames and PJM have used it once. Jimbro has used it twice, so we can only speculate on his fetishes.
I went to crosfit and then had breffist with all my “bitches” as Pay likes to call them.
SO I am in a great mood. And I’m stuffed. /burps
My friend Dana’s dad is being intubated today, so if you hosefuckers can add him to your prayer (not FOAD) list, much appreciated. Covid. He’s (I think) late 60’s not physical active, doesn’t really take care of himself. He’s down in Florida, so she feels a bit helpless right now.
If you’re going on that cruise with me you’re gonna need a tan too. I’m not having some pasty white chick with skinny legs in my crew.
ugh, so sorry for Dana. Hope he pulls through!
Someone should do a parody account of Biden tweeting.
My friend Danelle works on the Covid floor (a LOT – she just did the last three days on covid). Dana was very upset because – you read the news, etc. But Danelle has first hand experience. She says she’s seen LOTS of people come off of the machine. She released 3 yesterday.
that’s good to hear. from hearing the news ventilator is bad news. But then again, that’s all the news, all the time.
This showed up in my inbox this morning.
My response: “You expect me to take seriously an organization named Barefoot Student?
We hire grown ups.”
LOL Fucker will probably grow up to be head of the IRS, then target me for a seven year audit.
J’Ames, did you see where Coach Beard is going to ut? Wonder what they offered him. He was making $6m at the cow college in Lubbock. Plus, in Lubbock he didn’t have to wade through mostly peaceful riots and an ocean of homeless freaks just to get to work.
How many of your employees are college grads? Is that even a requirement? Obviously nice to have a degree along with skills and integrity but I get the sense you’d be okay with just the latter two
https://www.upi.com/Health_News/2021/03/31/middle-age-healthy-living-less-problems/8261617196013/
Translation: I’m fuqd.
BTW, that Joe Biden vs Joe Biden video up there is hilarious.
WTF? Beard to TX? I know he was a grad, but he had it WAY better at Tech!
BTW, that Joe Biden vs Joe Biden video up there is hilarious.
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That is goddamn hilarious.
are we sure on the Beard news (SYWM)? It’s April 1st.
My text thread friends are telling me it’s legit. Agree on better at tech.
Today? Trust no one. Believe nothing.
everything points to real here, too.
Including Tech boards
How many of your employees are college grads? Is that even a requirement? Obviously nice to have a degree along with skills and integrity but I get the sense you’d be okay with just the latter two
It varies. But it isn’t a requirement. Hell, in today’s society it constitutes two strikes against you – with all of the foolishness and dickbaggery taught at college, not to mention the entitlement attitude they graduate with.
Bigger problem is that we have three generations of young people produced by a public school system wherein they were not taught to consider a skilled trade for a career, all shop classes, drafting classes, and hands-on training were eliminated, and the little cunts have never been told they have to follow order without always arguing.
And Roy Williams retired at UNC too.
young people produced by a public school system wherein they were not taught to consider a skilled trade for a career, all shop classes, drafting classes, and hands-on training were eliminated, and the little cunts have never been told they have to follow order without always arguing.
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I hear you. Every now and then I’ll have a boy pass through my office and they look me in the eye, answer questions appropriately without waffling and carry themselves with confidence. A lot of them are planning on either enlisting or pursuing a trade. That being said, it comprises maybe 5% of them. It’s harder to figure the girls out when they exhibit the same traits. They’re more likely than not heading to college and a career in Human Resources.
Speaking of April Fools:
https://www.traegergrills.com/pelleton
One of my former patients was a confident young woman and I saw her as a 20-something just for a long term concern she had. She’s a hard core lefty on a nearby city council and will some day be a state rep given her career trajectory.
That South African video that someone posted yesterday is now disappeared from youtube. I sent it to HotBride yesterday and she watched it, then went to send it to someone today, and it’s gone.
Here is my shocked face ————–>
It was backed up with statistics, graphs, and comparisons but it’s 451ed.
24 hours, just like I said.
Hopefully they thought to load it on Rumble or will in the future
Hotspur https://www.bitchute.com/video/eM5zTvqyPokO/
Hotspur, I tried to provide a link that still works but it must be going to spam.
I no longer have keys so I cant fish it out.
Maybe this will work https://tinyurl.com/7pch7azt
I sent it to GND. She didn’t watch it of course.
Bit Chute for the win!
Thanks Scott.
Reddit scrubbed it as well.
We can’t have alternate information or challenges to the narrative.
Social media is a joke.
I find it so funny that we knew nothing about covid other than it absolutely didn’t come from a Wuhan lab. That was totally certain.
But now we know everything, even though initially everything was wrong.
but it was right at the beginning! science says so! At least the science they were quoting at that point.
👋🏻 J’ames ⚾️
Polifact fact checks Naomi Wolf who argues that vaccination passports limit our freedom. To read it is to laugh:
“Vaccine passports could be your ticket to resuming some semblance of normalcy after the coronavirus pandemic.
“One way to think about vaccine passports is to consider them a get-out-of-jail card that allows people who have had vaccinations to return to pre-pandemic life while potentially protecting people who have not been vaccinated,” said Dr. Seema Yasmin, director of the Stanford Health Communication Initiative.”
So, you’re in jail right now, but not having a passport in NO WAY limits your freedom. You’re just in jail.
6-0 cardinals, nice start to the season!
Reds bat now. Yeah, top of the first.
being in jail is freedom now. They let all the prisoners out for Covid.
Try to keep up.
I was listening to Douglas Murray on Eric Ws podcast and they had a great exchange about how the ‘elites’ have to keep people glued to other shiny objects to deflect from the fact that they are a) have accumulated all of the gains of the past 40 years and b) aren’t particularly worthy of their status.
I think that’s right.
I stick with my analogy that the US, and the West in general, is a corporation whose founders have been replaced by new management who have systematically looted the company while implementing failed policies and bad investments. They managed to go on for a while thanks to a large amount of social, economic, and cultural capital that had been accumulated, but now that’s gone, they’re massively overleveraged, and they’re trying to pull whatever shady short-term shit they can to keep the shareholders from figuring out the truth before the leadership can bail.
Eric W is so smart it makes my head hurt. why is he a liberal? guess he’s not so smart.
J’ames, Dan was talking Cardinals smack and we have been jumping to games with “better” baseball. 😡🤬Probably for the best.
look on the bright side, you scored on a passed ball.
7-1 now
watching at work. unlimited data, ahhhhhhh
https://restoreprivacy.com/google-alternatives/?utm_source=Kartra_goodbyegoogle
Eric W is so smart it makes my head hurt. why is he a liberal? guess he’s not so smart.
He’s an academic. ‘Nuff said.
I used to be one of those. My time at UM made me the right-wing nutjob I am today.
What congress woman is getting dunked on?
Probably Lauren Boebert. She’s got a body like a gymnast.
Ok, so my goals right now are to 1) increase my running, 2) strict pullups (5 would be nice) and 3) perfect pushups.
Deadlift of 300 by the end of year is a more extended goal.
I’d like it if you people could help keep me focused on this stuff.
Still boycotting the news, but I wonder if I should have made an exception for the Chauvin trial. Sounds like a delightfully entertaining dumpster fire of weaponized incompetence.
You can do it, Car in.
*throws 300 pieces of confetti in the cubicle next to mine*
I have zero desire to watch the Chauvin trial.
They’re mocking this.
To be fair (“to be fair…”), spending a couple weeks in the hospital due to rhabdo is a good way to die of COVID…
I’ve caught bits and pieces since work is dead. In any sane world it would never have gone to trial because the prosecution’s case is so weak.
I mixed it up with a Sam’s Club exit worker at another Club today. They get paid $16 an hour. Bitch asked for my ID while Dan was showing his ID. By Law, she’s supposed to stop the transaction once she asks for ID. I didn’t have my ID. Fat Bitch said that next time, I need to have ID. I got Sam’s confused with WalMart and asked her if I looked younger than 37. (Sam’s is 27). You aren’t supposed to ask. Bitch “I’m just doing my job”. Me “You aren’t doing your job and you’re not even following state law”. FB “Stop yelling at me”. I wasn’t yelling, but I was having tone issues. I’m friends with the manager at that Club, so there’s that. FB is just as ignorant as our manager that keeps kicking out people that don’t wear masks and why we keep having to take ADA CBLs. (Computer Based Learning).
MTG is a lightning rod at this point and anything she says or does will be criticized by the lefties. I’m sure she knows that and her response has been to keep going regardless.
The only cashiers that card me are the young’uns and I figure they’re just doing their job as they’ve been taught and feel insecure about the consequences of missing an ID check.
I occasionally read the trial coverage at Powerline Blog which, I think is in Minneapolis. If not, in Minnesota.
It looks like Floyd was in a car with his drug dealer when he was approached by the cops. That sounds like a good reason he might decide to ingest a legal dose of fentanyl, which suppresses the respiratory system, thus leading to “I can’t breathe” issues.
I still think Chauvin is likely to be convicted, because of the jury being afraid of consequences.
78% of covid hospitalizations are of obese people.
Most people who get rhabdo either are just coming back and not in shape to push themselves to hard or simply too competitive to know when to stop.
The kid of one of our coaches got it last year after The Murph. Which is a prime time for it. He hadn’t worked out in a long time, and figured he could go as hard as he used to. Mostly stupidity.
“In any sane world it would never have gone to trial because the prosecution’s case is so weak.”
Pretty sure this is why there isn’t even a trial date for the murder case in Georgia.
Jimbro, I get carded by young cashiers that I work with. We’ve had to calm the Karen IDs down. They have stopped sales to parents shopping with children. Power or Fear? One of our cashiers carded a vertical ID. Supervisor okayed the sale. Cashier lost her job. We were fined $50,000. Supervisor is still employed.
Easter Salmon, Easter Lasagna, Easter Tacos … woe is me!
We did Prime Rib for Thanksgiving last year, it was easy and delicious. Pork roast or some similar beef roast is always different and usually good, I’m a fan of whole roasted chicken, but we’ve got some dinner participants that don’t care for meat on the bones. Treat it like the Super Bowl and do wings and ribs, Jesus don’t mind.
I used to card the ladies just to make them feel good. doesn’t work with younger ones, and you have to do it with a smile. but you can get a smile back
I stick with my analogy that the US, and the West in general, is a corporation whose founders have been replaced by new management who have systematically looted the company while implementing failed policies and bad investments. They managed to go on for a while thanks to a large amount of social, economic, and cultural capital that had been accumulated, but now that’s gone, they’re massively overleveraged, and they’re trying to pull whatever shady short-term shit they can to keep the shareholders from figuring out the truth before the leadership can bail.
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That’s a fantastic thesis. It could expand into a book.
That’s a fantastic thesis. It could expand into a book.
It would make a great children’s book.
Willy Wonka and the Piece of Shit Investment Bros and MBA Douchebags
Hyman Minsky’s Stabilizing and Unstable Economy is a good read, and helped shape my thesis. I don’t agree with all of his solutions, but I think his theory on financial instability, and three types of investing (hedge, speculative, and ponzi) apply not just to the economy, but to any large human systems and institutions.
Jesus don’t mind
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That’s what I’m thinking too. Mexican Jesus wants a taco. If I get to Sam’s I’ll pick up some fancy beef cut and we’ll go with that. I got some country ribs and chicken thighs for Friday and Saturday although I’m pretty sure we’re supposed to have fish sticks on Friday.
I’m pretty sure “Mexican Jesus Wants a Taco” is the title of a hit country song.
If not, it should be.
It would make a great children’s book.
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Rush Revere Fights The Corporate Technocrats
Dick and Jane Train Their Replacements Daksh and Jayani
This is Daksh
Daksh likes to code
Code Daksh Code
Daksh lives in San Francisco
In an apartment with twelve other men
Daksh is an H-1B…
Mexican Jesus is pronounced Hay Zus
Jimbro, we made a roast beef a while ago according to Meathead’s recipe for top round roast, but it was a strip loin roast instead. Well marbled, for a strip, it was soooo good. Recommend.
Also, here is a bit of movie history that could never happen in the current age.
youtu.be/iq9mzhz9IQo
We are having ham, scalloped taters, and asparagus. Crescent Rolls. We went to our favorite Chinese place today. They are in a former laundromat. They started using the drop off door from the laundry as drive up. 80% of their business is now drive through. Owner is from Taiwan.
Comment by osoloco11 on April 1, 2021 8:16 pm
Mexican Jesus is pronounced Hay Zus
And as they nail my ass to the Cross
I’ll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
He goes by “Hey-sus” and steals hubcaps from cars
Jesus can I borrow your crowbar?
ham, pastrami, sheet pan veggies, asparagus
I’m thinking roast beast, green beans, ginger glazed carrots, and homemade rolls.
Pizza or Mexican food.
https://medicalxpress.com/news/2021-04-human-high-bandwidth-wireless-brain-computer-interface.html
Messican food is for Christmas.
I thought that was chinese food
Hyman Minsky’s Stabilizing and Unstable Economy is a good read, and helped shape my thesis. I don’t agree with all of his solutions, but I think his theory on financial instability, and three types of investing (hedge, speculative, and ponzi) apply not just to the economy, but to any large human systems and institutions.
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I’m taking Intro to Capital Markets in summer school.
Don’t ruin it for me!
Summer school?
How old are you?
https://medicalxpress.com/news/2021-04-human-high-bandwidth-wireless-brain-computer-interface.html
I used to look forward to stuff like this. Now I’m sure it’ll be used to further enslave us.
MJr hacked his account
I used to look forward to stuff like this. Now I’m sure it’ll be used to further enslave us.
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Mexican food is for Christmas. Chinese food is for Jewish Christmas.
We have an entire bunker of lamb. Easter lamb.
How long is your bus?
8.5 inches.
Well look at Mr Big Bus over here.
https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/st-clair-shores-woman-says-neighbor-put-up-confederate-flag-over-political-differences?fbclid=IwAR1_S4MRJ_Z_KypKT782FpxiHS0UIUVX0UF7o3NPruszmGuQ7aiiNGf6q98
This is hilarious.
Rednex in Mishigin.
I want a “No Lives Matter” sign.
“Delightfully entertaining,” replied Polly.