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Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.
I have a feeling this song is a repeat.

So there’s a picture below the fold that may or may not be Steve McQueen. I looked him up, and today is his birthday. So he gets both above and below the fold.


Assuming that’s him.

Various cheesecake pics.

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Last, but not least.

Thanks to Pirate’s Cove for the linky love every week, and y’all have a good day.

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March 24, 2021
Categories: 7 of 9 fucks not given, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, alcohol, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Beer, Booze, Bunker Pants!, FUCK YOU ICE, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Muddle My Mint, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, whiskey, Your mom likes this, Your mom sends her love . Tags:st pats . Author: roamingfirehydrant

192 Comments

  1. Comment by Jimbro on March 24, 2021 6:49 am

    I saw Social D sometime in the 90’s at Club Babyhead in Providence, RI. They rocked it out in a small club, great show.

  2. Comment by MJ on March 24, 2021 6:53 am

    Day 3 of eating no carbs. Yesterday was weird.

  3. Comment by MJ on March 24, 2021 6:55 am

    Wait, it’s not no carbs.

    It’s no processed food. I think. Dunno.

    Look, I’m only eating meat, veg, Liberace, and nuts.

  4. Comment by MJ on March 24, 2021 7:00 am

    Saw a great post on Am I the Asshole. https://is.gd/GHyhym

    Apparently a couple got engaged and the guy will not take a picture with his soon to be wife without making soy boy face.

    It takes about 300 comments to identify soy face, then the flood gates open and it turns out that there are legions of men that only take pictures where they make that ridiculous face.

    Millennials are one fucked up generation. I’m sure there are normal guys in the 80 million or so but goddamn the 99% low T men sure make it hard to take them seriously.

    https://is.gd/33BGfy

  5. Comment by MJ on March 24, 2021 7:02 am

    “There is no doubt that decreasing testosterone levels among American men are causing them to behave in childish and feminine ways. This is most clearly displayed in the “soy boy face” pose that combines the feelings of excitement and fear into one faggotized package.”

    https://is.gd/8iCuIu

  6. Comment by MJ on March 24, 2021 7:06 am

    Nu-Male Smile

    Nu-male Smile, also known as the Soylent Grin, Nu-Male Face and Cuckface, is an internet slang term referring to a facial expression associated with men described as nu-male or Soy Boys who are photographed expressing surprise or excitement with their mouth agape. Online, a variation of Wojak: referred to as “Soyjack” is illustrated with the open-mouthed smile.

  7. Comment by MJ on March 24, 2021 7:08 am

  8. Comment by MJ on March 24, 2021 7:26 am

    *wonders about the frogs

  9. Comment by mare on March 24, 2021 7:37 am

    How did this repulsive trend start? I think the redit lady with the wimp for a fiancé’ is right, they spend a lot of time with a cock in their mouth.

    Why would a guy want a picture with a soy boy mouth?

  10. Comment by MJ on March 24, 2021 7:41 am

    A lot of the responses hint at it. They are uncomfortable with how they look so do this to be silly.

    OR

    They enjoy a phallus in their orifices.

    YOU DECIDE

  11. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 24, 2021 7:42 am

    huh. so this is what it’s like to get up early, and just sit. eat breakfast, have a cup of coffee, relax and listen to a sports show. screw that last snooze button hit!

  12. Comment by mare on March 24, 2021 7:43 am

    MJ, I showed my husband these stupid expressions and his comment was: “I’d rather they wore a mask.”

    This from a man who is adamantly anti mask.

    I laughed so hard.

  13. Comment by MJ on March 24, 2021 7:45 am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    I can’t stop laughing.

  14. Comment by mare on March 24, 2021 7:47 am

    Yes it’s probably like the people who stick their tongue out when getting their picture taken, they’re just uncomfortable about their looks and are somewhat childish about it.

  15. Comment by mare on March 24, 2021 7:47 am

    Jay, you on vacation?

  16. Comment by MJ on March 24, 2021 7:48 am

    “A wide-open mouth is more commonly seen by women when they are sucking dick, so I expect that the men above will be most susceptible to homosexuality compared to average population.”

  17. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on March 24, 2021 7:48 am

    Comment by mare on March 24, 2021 7:37 am
    How did this repulsive trend start? I think the redit lady with the wimp for a fiancé’ is right, they spend a lot of time with a cock in their mouth.

    Why would a guy want a picture with a soy boy mouth?

    I blame the rise of social media, and the destruction of traditional western masculine role models. Social media encourages people to create a fiction about their lives, that everything is exciting and awesome. Hence the open mouthed smile, as if to say, “WOW, I CAN’T BELIEVE HOW LUCKY I AM! THIS IS AMAZING!” I also see it on a lot of pictures by women, so I think that the fact that young men often lack strong masculine role models and strong male friendships means that they’re more susceptible to mimicking the behaviors they see women engage in online, because that’s the only influence which they have.

    TL;DR: they’re low-T soyboy cucks.

  18. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 24, 2021 7:48 am

    wonders about the frogs

    I TOLD YOU. I TOLD YOU ALL.

    “Leon’s just a nut shouting at clouds about this gay frog thing”

    NO. FACTS.

  19. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on March 24, 2021 7:51 am

  20. Comment by MJ on March 24, 2021 7:52 am

    Honestly, men shouldn’t take pictures of themselves and should TAKE the picture rather than be in it. This is how men act.

    Hold the baby, I’ll take the picture. No, don’t worry about it, I’ll take the picture and then we’ll get some with me too (no we won’t).

    I probably have 2 million pictures of GND and MJr. I probably have 3 of me.

    As god intended.

  21. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on March 24, 2021 7:54 am

    An adult man needs only three photos:
    His wedding photo
    The picture taken from the time he killed a massive buck/photo from his deployment to a war zone/other manly activity
    His mugshot from the time he got into a bar fight.

  22. Comment by MJ on March 24, 2021 7:56 am

    I have two of those.

  23. Comment by MJ on March 24, 2021 7:57 am

    We really soyed up this HHD. Sorry RFH.

  24. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on March 24, 2021 7:58 am

    Comment by MJ on March 24, 2021 7:57 am
    We really soyed up this HHD. Sorry RFH.

    Not really. Most of today’s “models” have probably had a dick or two in their mouths.

  25. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on March 24, 2021 7:59 am

    Comment by MJ on March 24, 2021 7:56 am
    I have two of those.

    One. Your arrest photo from your time as a ladyboy prostitute doesn’t count.

  26. Comment by MJ on March 24, 2021 8:00 am

    He didn’t pay. I kicked his ass.

    It counts.

  27. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on March 24, 2021 8:01 am

    You hit him with your purse.

    Doesn’t count.

  28. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 24, 2021 8:09 am

    You hit him with your purse.

    Still more manly than soyface.

  29. Comment by mare on March 24, 2021 8:11 am

    Comment by MJ on March 24, 2021 7:52 am
    Honestly, men shouldn’t take pictures of themselves and should TAKE the picture rather than be in it. This is how men act.
    Hold the baby, I’ll take the picture. No, don’t worry about it, I’ll take the picture and then we’ll get some with me too (no we won’t).
    I probably have 2 million pictures of GND and MJr. I probably have 3 of me.
    As god intended.

    ———-

    This was our house.

  30. Comment by mare on March 24, 2021 8:12 am

    Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on March 24, 2021 7:54 am
    An adult man needs only three photos:
    His wedding photo
    The picture taken from the time he killed a massive buck/photo from his deployment to a war zone/other manly activity
    His mugshot from the time he got into a bar fight.

    ———-

    I like this a lot.

  31. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on March 24, 2021 8:15 am

    https://youtu.be/RN_z2A48ETY

    A good overview of soyboys and consumer culture, and how they were formed in the collapse of ritual and symbolism that used to help shape our lives.

  32. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on March 24, 2021 8:25 am

    The "Jesus Christ was a person of color lol" crowd suddenly very big on people from Syria being white.

    — Razor (@hale_razor) March 23, 2021

  33. Comment by Brother Tim on March 24, 2021 8:26 am

    This is the first Wednesday in recent memory when I’m not sure whether the content of the post or the comments were more ghey..

  34. Comment by mare on March 24, 2021 8:27 am

    Alex, I read that comment to my husband about the 3 photos a man needs- he laughed and agreed. He has 2.5 of the three. No mug shot but he’s been in a bar fight.

    And MJ the same with the men and pictures (or lack thereof) comment. Men just aren’t clamoring to take pics of themselves.

    Well done, Hostages, you’ve been particularly funny and wise this morning.

  35. Comment by n8sebaka on March 24, 2021 8:28 am

    great video Alex.

  36. Comment by mare on March 24, 2021 8:30 am

    I feel sorry for Roamy she has a hard job sorting through (fill in the blank) for the manly pics.

    Maybe just one pic of someone who is not giving off the femmy vibe. Like Steve McQueen. He does NOT give off that vibe. He was a good choice.

    Huzzah for Roamy.

  37. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 24, 2021 8:39 am

    mare: no, not on vacation. Took off Friday and Monday for bball tourny (always like doing that) and now back to work. Just couldn’t sleep today, so got up, and just sat and listened.

  38. Comment by scott on March 24, 2021 8:53 am

    I get my picture taken every 4 years at the DMV.

  39. Comment by MJ on March 24, 2021 9:08 am

    I just spend about 15 mins looking for arguments to abolish the second amendment (while watching training videos for work).

    There’s really nothing out there with any intellectual heft. It’s all feelings, scorn, and non sequiter bullshit.

  40. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 24, 2021 9:14 am

    so, the usual democrat pablum?

  41. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 24, 2021 9:15 am

    meanwhile, let’s redefine assault rifle yet again.

    Might I say, for the 15th time?

  42. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 24, 2021 9:21 am

    I have to do that this coming winter. I wonder if Wretched and her toady Benson will still have the offices on lockdown/appointment-only/”MASKS REQUIRED FOR ENTRY” mode.

  43. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 24, 2021 9:22 am

    There’s really nothing out there with any intellectual heft. It’s all feelings, scorn, and non sequiter bullshit.

    No, the argument is simple: a disarmed populace is easier to control and enslave.

    They won’t admit that’s the argument, but that’s the only one they have.

  44. Comment by MJ on March 24, 2021 9:27 am

    There really aren’t good arguments for abolishing the second amendment, legally.

    There’s nothing I haven’t heard or makes sense.

  45. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 24, 2021 9:28 am

    HumanEvents has been reading Jack Donovan:

    https://humanevents.com/2021/03/22/in-defense-of-tribalism/

  46. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 24, 2021 9:30 am

    If they really want it gone or “corrected”, let them amend.

    Go for it. Get Dominion to help you out on this one.

  47. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on March 24, 2021 9:32 am

    Y’all are making me really glad that Mr. RFH, Rocketboy, and Mini-me’s boyfriend have never made a soyboy face for a photo. They don’t smile, which is annoying, but I will take solemn over soyboy any day.

  48. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on March 24, 2021 9:40 am

    I had to laugh at the pic of the actor who plays Sheldon Cooper, who is gay, smiling normally, with the soyboy. When you are gayer than the gay guy…

  49. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 24, 2021 9:46 am

    Getting to spank Mayim Bialik was utterly wasted on that guy.

  50. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on March 24, 2021 9:47 am

    I’m taking most of today off to spend with Mini-me and run some errands. I have to go to work for a few minutes to end a 24-hour test.

    Among other things, we need to get her primary pair of glasses repaired. It was a good idea to buy a backup pair. This is something I haven’t prepped for myself and probably need to. Mr. RFH does have two pairs of reading glasses.

  51. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on March 24, 2021 9:50 am

    https://www.inputmag.com/tech/amazon-delivery-drivers-must-consent-to-invasive-new-surveillance-or-be-fired

    Amazon needs to be dismembered like a Tijuana hooker.

  52. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on March 24, 2021 9:51 am

    Comment by leoncaruthers on March 24, 2021 9:28 am
    HumanEvents has been reading Jack Donovan:

    https://humanevents.com/2021/03/22/in-defense-of-tribalism/

    Globalism is just another form of tribalism where the tribe being protected is the western urban middle class.

  53. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on March 24, 2021 9:51 am

    I still have my BCGs from basic training as my backup pair.

  54. Comment by scott on March 24, 2021 9:55 am

    https://fee.org/articles/americans-are-wildly-misinformed-about-the-risk-of-hospitalization-from-covid-19-survey-shows-here-s-why

  55. Comment by MJ on March 24, 2021 10:04 am

    Not surprising. Numbers and specifically proportions are hard for dumb people understand.

    Democrats are pretty dumb and emotional.

    They routinely answer questions like this with wild inaccuracy.

  56. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on March 24, 2021 10:16 am

    Those are the eyes of a woman whose husband hasn’t given her an orgasm in the last five years.

    Cringe Challenge: See how many times you can actually make it through this Biden voter video. I could only do 1 and only just barely. pic.twitter.com/zZEXO5JCA8

    — Jack Posobiec (@JackPosobiec) March 24, 2021

  57. Comment by Brother Tim on March 24, 2021 10:27 am

    The crazy is strong in this one.

  58. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 24, 2021 10:27 am

    They routinely answer questions like this with wild inaccuracy.

    So, you’ve seen the Ames People facebook page, or the multitude of libs that live in this city?

  59. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 24, 2021 10:35 am

    The lone dem congresscritter from Iowa (for now, until Pelosi steals one) is running ads to thank her for voting for the Rescue Plan. Gag.

  60. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 24, 2021 10:36 am

    of course republicans didn’t vote for that piece of shit. It had so much pork in it no Jews or Muslims could take part in it, and that’s not equitable.

  61. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 24, 2021 10:37 am

    plus it’s lent, so the Catholics had to avoid it on Fridays.

  62. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 24, 2021 10:40 am

    Dat bitch is gonna be whining about price gouging when her PSL is $50.

  63. Comment by Sobek on March 24, 2021 10:56 am

    Sorry I can’t comment here for a while, guys. I need to go delete a bunch of my selfies and it might take some time.

    *closes mouth*

  64. Comment by MJ on March 24, 2021 11:04 am

    Women should not be allowed to vote. Well, not most women.

  65. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on March 24, 2021 11:05 am

    Most people should not be allowed to vote.

  66. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 24, 2021 11:05 am

    crocs have big mouths, so I can see why this would take time.

  67. Comment by MJ on March 24, 2021 11:05 am

    Let’s limit it to the H2. We can vote. No one else.

  68. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 24, 2021 11:23 am

    Can’t happen, our platform would be wildly popular and a benefit to the US citizens, taxpayers in particular.

    That’s no good at all.

  69. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 24, 2021 11:32 am

    is it my imagination, or is Jordan Peterson a giant interrupter?

  70. Comment by Brother Tim on March 24, 2021 11:37 am

    Let’s limit it to the H2. We can vote. No one else.

    Except that FPOS MJ, because fuck him.

  71. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 24, 2021 12:00 pm

    Oh cool, I’m a Russian ‘bot again:

    https://humanevents.com/2021/03/23/russias-anti-vaccine-propaganda-is-tantamount-to-a-declaration-of-war/

    Fuck this guy in particular.

  72. Comment by mare on March 24, 2021 12:01 pm

    Off topic but not really: when asked how many black people die in police involved shootings the majority of man on the street asked (great majority) say in the thousands. Last year was 9 I think. Or 8.

  73. Comment by mare on March 24, 2021 12:02 pm

    My point? It’s easy to manipulate the weak minded.

  74. Comment by MJ on March 24, 2021 12:04 pm

    Same with the % of the population that’s gay.

    People routinely think it’s in the 30-50% range. It’s 3% at most.

  75. Comment by mare on March 24, 2021 12:04 pm

    It’s also easy to fix my sentence structure but I won’t.

  76. Comment by MJ on March 24, 2021 12:18 pm

    You know it seems like ace reads this POS blog when he’s taking a dump or something. Soy Face is in his first post.

    Always seems to be on Wed. Hnmmmmmmm.

  77. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 24, 2021 12:31 pm

    Ace is a FPOS, so he’d fit in well here.

  78. Comment by n8sebaka on March 24, 2021 12:31 pm

    I still have my BCGs from basic training as my backup pair.

    Me too, but my prescription has changed so much. I want to paint them gold and add rhinestones. If I do I’ll take a selfie with a soy boy face and share.

  79. Comment by n8sebaka on March 24, 2021 12:32 pm

    is it my imagination, or is Jordan Peterson a giant interrupter?

    Yeah, I noticed that too. Kind of annoying tbh.

  80. Comment by Jimbro on March 24, 2021 12:39 pm

    Cringe Challenge: See how many times you can actually make it through this Biden voter video.
    ——
    I made it a minute before I had to stop it. She had the crazy eyes and you can tell she’s a long time psychotropic drug consumer (legally prescribed of course)

  81. Comment by Jimbro on March 24, 2021 12:44 pm

    That PJW video was the first time I encountered the term Soy Boy Face and its many variants. It’s like Bongino says about “Republicans Pounce” stories, once you know what they are and become aware you see them everywhere. I made one comment and had to go do some stuff and I came back to soy face morning.

    FTR, I’m more of a smirker in the photos I’m captured in.

  82. Comment by Jimbro on March 24, 2021 12:47 pm

    Off topic but not really: when asked how many black people die in police involved shootings the majority of man on the street asked (great majority) say in the thousands. Last year was 9 I think. Or 8.
    —–
    Around that number but I think there’s the additional qualifier of “unarmed black man”. If you count the ones aiming some sort of weapon in the cops’ direction it’s higher.

  83. Comment by Pupster on March 24, 2021 12:51 pm

    Day 3 of eating no carbs. Yesterday was weird.

    Have you tried eating a bag of dicks?

    Try eating a bag of dicks.

  84. Comment by Jimbro on March 24, 2021 12:53 pm

    Anyone heard of an increase in drug overdoses correlated with stimulus checks? I’ve heard it a couple of times in the last couple of days. It may be true or it may be wishcasting negativity on the Dementia Joe & The Ho administration

  85. Comment by mare on March 24, 2021 12:56 pm

    No, I don’t think it is. Dennis Prager went through every police involved shooting with black men, (I think it was 2019)and it’s a very rare occurrence and only 2 or 3 of the 8 or 9 was even somewhat questionable.

  86. Comment by Pendejo on March 24, 2021 12:58 pm

    If I remember correctly from a study I read, unarmed means they weren’t brandishing a gun, knife, or club. However in a few cases the future dead man was attempting to run over the officer with a car. Which can also cause a police death in some cases. Some of
    The others involved a 300 lb man pummeling the fuck out of a 120 lb female officer and a partner shooting the future dead man in order to save their partners life.

    Also, nobody took me up on my offer to burn down a business district yesterday. Pussies.

  87. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 24, 2021 1:12 pm

    Meanwhile, in the Suez Canal

  88. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 24, 2021 1:18 pm

    Status on Suez Canal situation: stalled

  89. Comment by Jimbro on March 24, 2021 1:23 pm

    Pendejo, it sounds like you need an iced soy latte and a little time to think about your privilege

  90. Comment by Jimbro on March 24, 2021 1:30 pm

    https://babylonbee.com/news/neighbors-with-black-lives-matter-asian-lives-matter-and-latino-lives-matter-yard-signs-getting-awfully-close-to-all-lives-matter

  91. Comment by MJ on March 24, 2021 1:32 pm

    When you think of the number of brothers that get arrested and the number who are accidentally killed, it’s really low. Everyone seems to know their role.

    The cops act like dicks, the brothers get arrested and start talking without the presence of a lawyer.

    I’ve seen the First 48.

  92. Comment by Pendejo on March 24, 2021 1:50 pm

    Looks like Colorado is finda put in an incentiveless medical service system. About 1/3 of the babies born in Lubbock Tx are of parents living in eastern New Mexico due to NM government creating an environment that chased all the ob-gyns out of the state. Where are the Colorado folks gonna go when the docs leave the state in droves.

  93. Comment by Pendejo on March 24, 2021 1:52 pm

    Jimbro, I wouldn’t know an iced soy latte from a bag of dicks. I’ll have neither. However an asodo bean and cheese burrito would hit the spot about right now.

  94. Comment by Brother Tim on March 24, 2021 2:06 pm

    I’m not the manliest man that ever manned up, but damn, those soylilngs are creepy as fuck. Just something not right there.

  95. Comment by MJ on March 24, 2021 2:12 pm

    Oh FFS. I’m doing research on setting up a DCFSA and the explainer has a white guy and a black woman as the couple.

    I’m so tired of this bullshit. How asshole do you have to be to think that flyover country is so ignorant and against interracial marriage that it should be inserted EVERYWHERE?

    No one gives af. And black chicks marrying white guys represents something like ZERO percent of interracial marriage.

    So stupid.

  96. Comment by Jimbro on March 24, 2021 2:14 pm

    *buys FOMJ an iced soy latte*

  97. Comment by Jimbro on March 24, 2021 2:16 pm

    I had to look up what asodo beans were. We don’t have those around here.

  98. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on March 24, 2021 2:16 pm

    No one gives af. And black chicks marrying white guys represents something like ZERO percent of interracial marriage.

    So stupid.

    Maybe they were once a black dude and a white chick, until their surgeries.

  99. Comment by Jimbro on March 24, 2021 2:17 pm

    No one gives af. And black chicks marrying white guys represents something like ZERO percent of interracial marriage.
    —-
    Love is love, right?

  100. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 24, 2021 2:30 pm

    No one gives af. And black chicks marrying white guys represents something like ZERO percent of interracial marriage.

    Most black women have ZERO interest in white men, IME. There are blogs by black women imploring other black women to consider white men as romantic partners.

  101. Comment by Pendejo on March 24, 2021 2:57 pm

    Asado is a spicy pulled pork dish made by authentic Mexicans. Asodo is what spell check thought I wanted. The lack of a comma between the terms is due to me being a lazy FPOS.

  102. Comment by Car in on March 24, 2021 2:59 pm

    wakey wakey

  103. Comment by Car in on March 24, 2021 3:00 pm

    The most common interracial pairing I see is really overweight white chicks with black dudes who are not bad looking but unemployed.

  104. Comment by Pendejo on March 24, 2021 3:02 pm

    From my extensive research it appears that there are a significant number of white women out there who prefer black men due to the length and Girth of their weeners. Most of these women seem a bit skanky.

  105. Comment by Pendejo on March 24, 2021 3:02 pm

    Agree w car in.

  106. Comment by MJ on March 24, 2021 3:10 pm

    If anyone had any balls they’d make fake commercials of the obvious stereotype that is fat white girl / shady black guy.

    And it would be FUNNY. So, obviously not allowed.

  107. Comment by Jimbro on March 24, 2021 3:20 pm

    I see that pairing a lot too. The one black kid we know, friends with Paula’s oldest kid, is a good kid. His girlfriend fits the mold but she works and is not a skeeze. He works too. We’ve laughed about the stereotype in private a few times.

  108. Comment by Jimbro on March 24, 2021 3:22 pm

    I’ve heard of asado before but we don’t have that around here either. At least anywhere I’ve eaten before

  109. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on March 24, 2021 3:25 pm

    Hubby’s best friend is married to a black woman. They’re pretty happy, but yeah, you don’t see that many couples like that out there.

    And Steve McQueen is the only manly man in today’s line-up. It’s too bad, ‘cuz the other guys are nice looking.

  110. Comment by Car in on March 24, 2021 3:28 pm

    Fuck. Covid outbreak at work.

    ugh.

  111. Comment by Car in on March 24, 2021 3:29 pm

    We’re 5 short on Saturday. As it now stands.

  112. Comment by Jimbro on March 24, 2021 3:41 pm

    I bought a bunch of furniture after my divorce because she took it all. Whatever, it was worth it. A store was going out of business and I bought 3 pieces, a sofa, chair and ottoman and a mission style recliner. Total was about $3000 and it’s quality stuff. The recliner backrest broke last year and we’ve let Rowan sleep on it in the living room. I finally broke down and bought a new one, same style, different brand. The day I bought it I looked at the old one and saw that Ollie has started to chew on the wooden arms. The new one came today and we put it on the porch sunroom where he can’t get it. It’ll move into the house after he’s past the chewing phase. Damn dog!

  113. Comment by Car in on March 24, 2021 3:41 pm

    I mentioned that … just maybe we should close the restaurant.

    But hey, fuck that. Let’s just leave it open. What could go wrong?

  114. Comment by Jimbro on March 24, 2021 3:42 pm

    Do take out only

  115. Comment by Car in on March 24, 2021 3:43 pm

    I got a lazyboy for my mom last week (well, I went and tried them out for her and told her what to get).

    Nice chair.

  116. Comment by Hotspur on March 24, 2021 3:44 pm

    Matt Walsh hates dogs.

  117. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on March 24, 2021 3:45 pm

    My landlady is remodeling her house and gave me one of her old chairs. Not a recliner, just an overstuffed one with a low back and kind of ugly upholstery. Bought an Ikea footrest and it’s plenty comfortable.

  118. Comment by Brother Tim on March 24, 2021 3:47 pm

    I’ve known both WM/BF and BM/WF. Decent folks both cases. Apparently I know a shitton of anomalies.

  119. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 24, 2021 3:49 pm

    5 short? you can’t possibly be open, can you?

  120. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on March 24, 2021 3:50 pm

    Car in can handle it all. Most of them just want water.

  121. Comment by Car in on March 24, 2021 3:52 pm

    One of the girls said she’s not going back to work until she gets her test results back. Yea, ok, that’s great. But … EVERYONE was exposed. Can we all work with that premise?

  122. Comment by PepeLp on March 24, 2021 3:54 pm

    https://tinyurl.com/yk2aawzf

  123. Comment by MJ on March 24, 2021 3:59 pm

    You’ll be fine. Calm down and shut up.

  124. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 24, 2021 4:00 pm

    While you’re up, bring me back another iced tea.

    Kthnksbai

  125. Comment by PepeLp on March 24, 2021 4:01 pm

    https://tinyurl.com/vsxjvw62

    https://tinyurl.com/38uvtayb

  126. Comment by tomswifty on March 24, 2021 4:03 pm

    And to know the soup of the day.

  127. Comment by Jimbro on March 24, 2021 4:04 pm

    Easy on the ice this time

  128. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 24, 2021 4:26 pm

    haha, I know someone with an M5. He’s divorced, though

  129. Comment by Car in on March 24, 2021 4:33 pm

    I keep asking on the work private page who has it/ who has tested.

    NO answer. LOOK, YOU FUCKTARDS. This isn’t a PRIVACY issue.

  130. Comment by Car in on March 24, 2021 4:38 pm

    The soup of the day is Covid surprise, and I’ll go easy on the ice, but extra on the Covid.

  131. Comment by Hotspur on March 24, 2021 4:57 pm

    Soy boy smile = Jizm goes here

  132. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 24, 2021 5:12 pm

    Possum is developing more neuroses. She covers the straws in her cups now with a little silk bag that came with one of her toys, and wanted me to put tape over the air slot in the lid that permits pressure equalization because she was afraid of pet hair getting into the cup.

    She won’t go outside because she’s afraid of bugs. Last week it was just spiders, but now it’s all bugs that aren’t butterflies.

    If I talk to anyone who says this lockdown bullshit is justified, I will go to jail with a grin and bloody knuckles.

  133. Comment by Pupster on March 24, 2021 5:13 pm

    I hope you don’t get it CARin. No fun at all. Is your owner going to apply for some of that sweet, sweet Covid relief funding?

  134. Comment by Pupster on March 24, 2021 5:18 pm

    Sorry Leon. Mrs. Pupster has a bug freakout thing she passed on to both boys. They grew out of it mostly, but neither of them are outdoorsy at all because of it. Boy 1 will try and rescue any insect before I stomp it.

  135. Comment by n8sebaka on March 24, 2021 5:19 pm

    Made the mistake of telling a CoW I didn’t plan on taking the Wuhan vaccine. He asked me if I had a bunker in my basement.

    Because I don’t want to take a vaccine I’m a nut job?

  136. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 24, 2021 5:22 pm

    That’s what the media tells people.

    Don’t worry, there’s plenty of paste in the H2 bunker, if it comes to that.

  137. Comment by osoloco11 on March 24, 2021 5:27 pm

    Pepe, the puppets are funneh. Pendejo, I prefer carne adovada to carne asada, but mostly I’m glad I can get both here. Unfortunately, they are starting to add cilantro to everything. CoW got his 2nd shot Monday, couldn’t lift his arm yesterday, called out today. Car in, I figured out who the positives were by an absentee app. Big corporation, not restaurant. Deep disinfect 4 times, we weren’t shut down because we started testing. Our Fresh areas had multiple positives, but we never had to shut down. Dan and I are the weirdos that haven’t been vaccinated.

  138. Comment by Pupster on March 24, 2021 5:27 pm

    It’s nice that the Covid believers are identifying themselves so readily, like a 5 year old Obama/Biden bumper sticker.

  139. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 24, 2021 5:29 pm

    She’s going to miserable on the farm if the bug thing lasts. Hell, tossing stunned horseflies to the chickens is about the best fun you can have for no money and with all your clothes on.

  140. Comment by osoloco11 on March 24, 2021 5:32 pm

    Leon, 🙏🏻 for Possum. I spent a lot of time in my head as a kid. My obsession became “Body Mites”.

  141. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 24, 2021 5:36 pm

    I haven’t told her about the little ones that live in your eyelashes. I can see that ending in horror.

  142. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 24, 2021 5:47 pm

    Dan and I are the weirdos that haven’t been vaccinated.

    No one has been vaccinated for this shit. Millions have now received experimental gene therapy and signed away their right to sue the makers of it, but not one person has been vaccinated.

  143. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 24, 2021 5:48 pm

    https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/experimental-vaccine-death-rate-for-israels-elderly-40-times-higher-than-covid-19-deaths-researchers

    Nothing to see here. Nada.

  144. Comment by osoloco11 on March 24, 2021 5:53 pm

    Exactly about the gene therapy! I pulled out my eyelashes, my eyebrows, and shaved my arms. I was 10. I think the Simpsons had an episode about our bodies being a body mite planet.

  145. Comment by osoloco11 on March 24, 2021 5:57 pm

    I never understood how Superman could find Lois attractive with his Supervision. Wouldn’t he see the colonies of body mites?

  146. Comment by mare on March 24, 2021 6:03 pm

    Comment by Hotspur on March 24, 2021 4:57 pm
    Soy boy smile = Jizm goes here

    ————-

    Crying I’m laughing so hard. Hotspur you’re a treasure.

    That statement was so Hotspur like- it’s classic.

    I was wondering where you’ve been.

  147. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 24, 2021 6:04 pm

    The urge is strong, Oso, that’s all I can say.

  148. Comment by Pupster on March 24, 2021 6:08 pm

    May I recommend a bug-a salt gun? Probably not good around the livestock but fun to kill bugs with and teaches basic marksmanship. She might not be able to rack the slide yet.

  149. Comment by Car in on March 24, 2021 6:10 pm

    What I’m afraid of is that he won’t close, and it keeps getting sorta passed around and around. The way restaurants work, it is literally impossible to isolate things. I’ll miss crossfit for a few days while I wait to see if the plague passes by my door. But I’m not putting up with this shit for an extended period.

  150. Comment by lumps on March 24, 2021 6:10 pm

    Leon, don’t tell her about the mushrooms in the spice shakers

  151. Comment by osoloco11 on March 24, 2021 6:16 pm

    Car in, no real differences between the stores/restaurants that had to close and those that stayed open. The Whataburger close to our location had to close. Jack in the Crack with the same number of positives, stayed open. Corporate/DOH kept changing the goalposts. Went from “Exposed” to “Resident in same house”.

  152. Comment by mare on March 24, 2021 6:18 pm

    I may have a new prayer category (much like our H2 Categories) prayer for all H2 phobias, concerns, mental challenges.

    ^^^Not being sarcastic-having little ones who can’t get their heads from wrapping around the axle is concerning.

  153. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 24, 2021 6:22 pm

    Leon, don’t tell her about the mushrooms in the spice shakers

    You know 5yos that use spices?

  154. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 24, 2021 6:23 pm

    Car in, Ivermectin can be bought OTC at Tractor Supply.

    Quercetin and D3 should already be in your daily regimen.

  155. Comment by osoloco11 on March 24, 2021 6:29 pm

    Leon, we load up on Zinc, as well. Mare, if we’re praying for phobias, concerns, and mental challenges, you can just pray for me by name 🤪

  156. Comment by mare on March 24, 2021 6:54 pm

    HA! Gotcha, Oso, you’re on the list.

  157. Comment by osoloco11 on March 24, 2021 7:02 pm

    Mahalo.

  158. Comment by Car in on March 24, 2021 7:14 pm

    Oso – right now literally everyone at the restaurant has been exposed. Staying home while the majority of us are just waiting for symptoms to appear …

    And remember – we serve food. It’s like serving up plates of Covid. By state’s rules everyone of us should be in quarantine right now.

  159. Comment by Car in on March 24, 2021 7:16 pm

    I sat in a small, closed office (seriously it’s a large closet) with my manager who had a fever. If her test comes back positive she was basically at her most spreadable state. Almost everyone who worked that day did exactly the same thing.

  160. Comment by MJ on March 24, 2021 7:20 pm

    Soy boy smile = Jizm goes here
    ————-
    OMG I’m dying laughing

  161. Comment by osoloco11 on March 24, 2021 7:22 pm

    Car in, meat and bakery were the first areas affected. Followed by Produce. Then, Frontline. These are areas that are supposed to stay home if sick without a pandemic. Food handlers.

  162. Comment by osoloco11 on March 24, 2021 7:26 pm

    My leads entire family is positive, including her 3 year old nephew. She technically should be staying at home. Realistically, she’ll be fired if she stays home. I usually just spray her with Lysol or disinfectant. 200+ employees and there are 50 of us that haven’t gotten the Rona.

  163. Comment by osoloco11 on March 24, 2021 7:49 pm

    Fernando was my Grammo’s nephew. He wasn’t college tracked. Became a carpenter. My Grampo’s niece was hit by a car. She was 5. Grammo’s nephew would pull Grampo’s niece in his wagon. He would carry her. Eventually, they married. Dan and I married in 1990. Fernando and Freda were always team Dan. They lost their son to pancreatic cancer in 2007. Fernando was never the same. He passed last Friday. Cancer. Mass is at St Martin. The church that he helped build and carved all of the Santos. Funeral mass capacity is 129. We are going to the cemetery. Pray for Oso. I’m still livid that our Archbishop volunteered to shut down.

  164. Comment by Jimbro on March 24, 2021 8:15 pm

    😂 pic.twitter.com/hvmWi2O9t8

    — Steve Inman (@SteveInmanUIC) March 24, 2021

  165. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 24, 2021 8:21 pm

    Caucasians are actually 4th by pop percentage. Friggin’ asians are more likely to be mass shooters.

  166. Comment by mare on March 24, 2021 8:23 pm

    Are these new employees, Carin? I’m just surprised that the whole crew hasn’t had covid or been exposed before. Like waaaaaay before. February or March maybe.

  167. Comment by osoloco11 on March 24, 2021 8:26 pm

    Unless the shooting is in Philly or Chicago.

  168. Comment by mare on March 24, 2021 8:27 pm

    I saw a chart with a picture of all the mass shooters for 2019 and the majority weren’t white.

  169. Comment by osoloco11 on March 24, 2021 8:41 pm

    Everyone ignores what is happening to Christians in Africa. American mass shooters are pikers.

  170. Comment by osoloco11 on March 24, 2021 8:41 pm

    Jimbro, I adore Steve Inman

  171. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 24, 2021 8:47 pm

    mmm corned beef veggies a day later, delicious

  172. Comment by osoloco11 on March 24, 2021 8:50 pm

    We finished our corned beef leftovers last week.

  173. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 24, 2021 8:53 pm

    wow, Tucker going both barrels on actual racism from Duckworth and the dumbest senator Hirano

  174. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 24, 2021 8:55 pm

    We never made any. We haven’t really been “doing” Lent since our bishop converted to the Church of Covid last year at this time.

    General dispensation from mass ended in November, I think. Haven’t been back because a mass held in fear of the gathering itself isn’t much of a mass. I send an offering envelope now and then.

  175. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 24, 2021 8:55 pm

    well, homemade corned beef was good as the original boiled dinner. Took longer than I thought or was told, but it eventually tenderized. I can’t wait to smoke these, see what they taste like as pastrami.

  176. Comment by osoloco11 on March 24, 2021 8:59 pm

    TMI I pick scabs. Started as a kid. I don’t eat them, I just pick them. My belly button bleeds every now and then…I pick it. Zit in ear…I pick it. I may or may not create scabs to pick. I accidentally tore off a silver dollar sized piece of skin from my midriff. It is healing. Scabbed up. I am letting it heal. Pimple on my temple that scabbed up? I’m picking it like a three year old with boogers. Dan is livid. I may or may not have had a problem with cutting scalp under my hair in order to pick scabs without witnesses. YMMV

  177. Comment by scott on March 24, 2021 9:04 pm

    Who doesn’t.

  178. Comment by osoloco11 on March 24, 2021 9:11 pm

    Thank you.

  179. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 24, 2021 9:15 pm

    Clinton going one on one with Kamala, empowering women

    Best headline ever.

  180. Comment by osoloco11 on March 24, 2021 9:27 pm

    Give the VP a cigar.

  181. Comment by scott on March 24, 2021 9:28 pm

    Working in Newport RI tomorrow.

    It will be a good day.

  182. Comment by osoloco11 on March 24, 2021 9:29 pm

    Watching Manhunter on Netflix. Dan and I getting into heated convo. Eric Rudolph…terrorist or modern day John Brown? John Brown…hero or seditionist?

  183. Comment by ChrisP on March 24, 2021 10:24 pm

    Jay,
    Yeah, the rapist and the whore who sexed her way to the top do a show about “Empowering Women”. What could possibly go wrong?

    Ace is doing “1984” on Cafe tonight.
    We had been married and working corporate IT for 25 years in ’84…

  184. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 24, 2021 10:25 pm

    https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2021/03/210304145458.htm

    Dark matter is bullshit after all. No one tell NDT, it’ll be funny to watch him keep lying instead of “following the science”.

  185. Comment by PepeLp on March 24, 2021 11:08 pm

    https://tinyurl.com/hs8ate3x

  186. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on March 24, 2021 11:51 pm

    So gravity and magnetism are similar forces?

  187. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 25, 2021 12:09 am

    Mostly that the amount of matter involved means you can’t ignore EM, even at those distances, unless I misunderstood the synopsis.

  188. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 25, 2021 12:10 am

    Or, you know, Electric Universe. Maybe.

  189. Comment by Sean M. on March 25, 2021 3:22 am

    Devin extrapolated Rodney’s position.

  190. Comment by Jimbro on March 25, 2021 7:03 am

    Where da memes at?

  191. Comment by MJ on March 25, 2021 7:07 am

    Oh shit is it Thursday already?

  192. Comment by MJ on March 25, 2021 7:30 am

    Nu post


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