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116 Comments

  1. Curated with love and funny but mostly funny.

  2. All star line up

  3. I have a list for the volcano.

  4. wakey wakey

  5. Comment by Brother Tim on November 28, 2020 7:44 am
    I have a list for the volcano.

    ——-

    HA! I was thinking the same thing.

    Carin, is your restaurant open?

  6. I don’t get the fruit salad/stage/wiggles one

  7. https://www.businessinsider.com/amazon-sidewalk-privacy-neighborhood-wifi-networks-us-2020-11

    I’m sure they would never abuse our trust in them

  8. Nope. Been closed for a week and a half so far.

  9. Leon, did your dad toe the line with Governor Bitchmer’s orders?

    No, and we didn’t talk about it, thankfully. Boomer CPA aunt is all panicked about the “second wave” casedemic, I just rolled my eyes. Same lady literally cannot process the statement “a tax code that requires as much record keeping as you have to work on is too complex.”

  10. 108 people added to yesterday’s michigan covid death toll because … they say so.

    No, you can’t see the data. They review the data three times a week and “find” all these cases.

    But trust them. And wear your mask. Sorry that you can’t feed your family.

  11. The Wiggles are a kids band Lauraw. Fruit Salad is a song for toddlers.

  12. Okay, so it’s a mosh pit joke or something? An incongruity joke, yes? Ah, yes. Quite humorous. I didn’t beat that one to death with questions, no, nothing of the sort.

  13. I keep seeing these great recipes on youtube for making homecured capicola and salumi and stuff. I should really give it a try. I have all this prague powder for making bacons.

  14. I’m thinking of a little venison experiment for tonight.
    Couer de Venison with wild rice and barley. Balsamic reduction mushrooms or asspergrass.

  15. Comment by jam2 on November 28, 2020 9:43 am
    I’m thinking of a little venison experiment for tonight.
    Couer de Venison with wild rice and barley. Balsamic reduction mushrooms or asspergrass.

    ——-

    Jam2 is the hero we need today.

  16. Looks like Sierra is cleaning up in the Second Losers Round. I voted for Giselle after seeing her swimsuit full of titties but, alas, she seems destined for irrelevance

  17. I liked Sierra!

  18. I double checked the turkey that Ben bought earlier this week to make sure it was defrosted after sitting in the fridge a few days. Good news bad news situation here. It is defrosted but it’s just a turkey breast. I’m a whole bird kind of guy. This is like wanting a steak and getting a Big Mac. Whatever, not gonna let it bother me, but he’s out of the will as of now

  19. They all have their charms Mare, on that we can all agree. Pupster rarely selects the ho-bag fat back FUPA’s that Rosetta so often did but in this competition I personally subtract points for surgical augmentation. And tattoos. And script in the corners of the pictures from Brazzers, Twisty’s and DDP.

  20. What he said.

  21. Jam, how do you prepare the heart so it’s not tough?

  22. insta-thot it for a couple of cycles – 4 hours or so.

    depends what i have going on at the time.

  23. i usually throw an onion in with it
    and a cup of water

  24. The secret is to make the heart think you have it’s best interests and well being as priorities in your life. Let it get it’s defenses down around you, feel comfortable with sharing intimate thoughts, hopes and dreams. Once you sense these tender feelings you pound it with a spiked meat hammer tied to a cinder block.

  25. I feel like you could have skipped a couple steps

  26. There’s only one problem with duck for Thanksgiving.

    No leftovers.

  27. Where has Besnsnssnsns been?

  28. My theory is that she discovered her husband voted for Biden, yada yada yada and she’s in prison.

  29. Anybody notice that the prepper/ homesteading video world has been invaded by thots? There’s no wholesome corner of the internet that’s safe from popular ‘culture,’ apparently.

  30. She said she was taking the holiday weekend off.

  31. I mostly stick with my older channels. If I see the wife or girlfriend’s belly button in the thumbnail, I know it’s trash.

  32. Living Traditions, Lumnah Acres, Homesteady, Sow the Land are all my standbys. Lumnah Acres is great if you want to watch a skilled carpenter get stuff done.

  33. “The secret is to make the heart think you have it’s best interests and well being as priorities in your life. Let it get it’s defenses down around you, feel comfortable with sharing intimate thoughts, hopes and dreams. Once you sense these tender feelings you pound it with a spiked meat hammer tied to a cinder block.”

    Holy shit…. you dated her tooooo???!?!!??!!

  34. Perhaps you missed my Beasn/MIL theory. There was no MIL in the basement, that was actually Beasn. She would just share her fevered imaginary world with us. She’s now in an institution, and only has sporadic internet privileges.

  35. PJM brought up a good point yesterday – she would like to punch in the mouth the person who thought up the “abundance of caution” phrase.

    It got me thinking.

    What if our colonial forefathers had used an abundance of caution on July 4, 1776?

    What if Abraham Lincoln had used an abundance of caution in 1861?

    What if Dwight Eisenhower had used an abundance of caution on June 7, 1944?

    What if NASA had used an abundance of caution in July 1969?

    When someone says they did or didn’t do something out of an abundance of caution, it means they are making excuses for doing something stupid.

  36. Harnessing fire was a mistake. Think how many burnt fingers and house fires it led to.

  37. Hmmm. Blog’s fulla wisdoms today. Hmmm….

    *chews thoughtfully on hallucinogenic toad*

    …yannow…

    I, too, feel caution is an overrated virtue. We are simpatico.

    *stuffs spent toad up nose and opens a small baggie of black tar heroin*

  38. Abundance of caution = im a coward who fears themselves and fears accepting responsibility.

  39. Hard Frost, Grohl scale (showed that one to Mini-me), heavy and awkward, swearhouse (bought Mr. RFH’s wedding suit there) (autocorrect tried to make “suit” “shit”, so yeah), the faucet, and where is the thing. Excellent batch today, Pupster.

    Mini-me and boyfriend are on their way back to school. She looked a whole lot better with a week of rest and me in full Mom mode making all kinds of good, nutritious food. She said she gained 5 lbs. this week. I made turkey frame soup for lunch. Their cooler has chicken and rice soup (grandpa’s recipe), leftover pot roast and veggies, turkey and bread for two sammichs, and three kinds of Christmas cookies.

  40. Leon, glad you are keeping the peace with your dad. I made a comment about how it could be “let’s count these votes together” instead “fuck you, I won” and there’s family members all bent out of shape.

  41. Ugh. My life is over!
    On Black Friday, I accidentally bought the hydroponic heirloom salad kit and not the heirloom herb kit.
    No one in this house wants salad, ffs!

  42. I have been chatting with porknbeans a bit on mewe….I think she’s taking a long winters nap to destress

  43. Holy hell, Laura didn’t even let any of have a lick before she Ozzy Osborn’d the toad
    Selfish

  44. Ugh..,no one cares that my life is over
    It…is…over!

  45. I care.

    Kinda

    Like the no effort involved care…or a care in passing….a Fairweather care …

  46. Thank you treerot!!
    That’s all I needed

  47. Ugh, this iPad screen reeeeally needs a good cleaning. It’s taken on a life of its own with spelling

  48. As long as we’re dispensing wisdom, let me lay this one on you.

    Yellow snow in Florida is just a puddle of pee. Don’t drink it. It’s so gross.

    No matter how hard people try to convince you it’s cool and that everyone in Fl does it, don’t do it.

    I’m agnostic on yellow snow which is how I got roped into this whole dealio.

    Don’t talk about that either.

  49. treerot…..
    Hhhhhaaaaaaaaaaahaaahaaahaaa!

  50. Turbl-t-roy has his new toad inspired H2 name.

  51. I can use peppermint essential oil as candy flavoring right? calls for oil not extract. extract isn’t strong enough, i tried

  52. As it is written, let it be done

  53. I’m going to go outside and kill 22 squirrels. Back in a bit.

  54. Not Auburn’s year for the Iron Bowl.

  55. I can use peppermint essential oil as candy flavoring right? calls for oil not extract. extract isn’t strong enough, i tried

    I say yes
    What could go wrong?

  56. I would like the engineer who designed front load washers to be horse whipped. No thought was put into making access for maintenance easy. The door latch was throwing a code and the “correct” way to get into it is to remove the front gasket. I put it on it’s side and was able to reach the switch from below. Seems to be working now, but have a new one on order.

  57. Mini-me has been counting different license plates on the road this week. 30 states plus Ontario, so not everyone is cowering at home.

  58. Did anyone tell PJ to call down? That should work, right?

  59. Calm, not call.

  60. When someone says they did or didn’t do something out of an abundance of caution, it means they are making excuses for doing something stupid being a huge pussy.

    Fixt. Other than that, I totally agree. In fact I made that exact same point here a couple of weeks ago and it resulted in a deafening silence. Probably should have waited until the garden talk had petered out.

  61. I’m still here. Lurking mostly. . .

  62. Roamy, I’m a compulsive license plate watcher. My life ambition is to spot fifty states in one calendar month.

    Delaware is my white whale. For some reason, no matter where I’ve lived, I never see Delaware plates. I told my kids I don’t think it’s a real state. It was started as a practical joke, and it’s gone on for so long that they even got some Senators.

    On the rare occasions that I do see a Delaware plate, I text my wife about it. It’s that big of a deal.

  63. I saw a shitload of Delaware plates a week ago Thursday. Of course I was driving in Delaware so that helped. Delaware only has three counties. I thought that was interesting.

  64. Today I was driving through Oklahoma. There about 1 out of every 5 license plates belongs to some Indian tribe or another. Elizabeth Warren probably has one.

  65. I’m a compulsive license plate watcher. I also decipher each plates secret message. My cousins aren’t happy when I decode their kids initials. Not my fault they gave their kid the same acronym as American Kennel Club.

  66. In NM, we have multiple plates to choose from. Chile pepper plates tend to be the worst drivers.

  67. You see a lot of Delaware plates on rental cars at Dulles. They register them there as a tax dodge, because fake states don’t have registration fees.

    Wife finally got to see The Last Starfighter and liked it.

  68. CRAP TREE IS UP

  69. Oso where is crap tree?

  70. Went to VT in a rental truck today.

    Truck tried to kill me the entire way.

  71. DiT on FB and Twitter.

  72. Was the truck named “Christine”? BITD I would read Stephen King and watch Spielberg movies.

  73. Christine was a ‘58 Plymouth Fury.

  74. What is happening in PA, MCPO? Is Trump winning?

  75. The, politically left, State Supreme Court is throwing out cases as fast as they can be filed. Once again, Philly & P’burgh corrupt machines dictating to the rest of us.

  76. Saw an article on The Blaze that the judge throwing them out is a Trump appointee.

  77. one or two of them, at least

  78. I still have hope.

  79. PJM’s crayons

    https://tinyurl.com/y2ohxep6

  80. My sales for the last 3 years beat the 8 years of Obama.

    I really don’t want to go back to that.

  81. https://tinyurl.com/yxt5mxma

  82. But scott, they want to give you money! Just bend the knee

  83. I hate them.

    If Joe gets in we will all be on food stamps.

    * moves closer to the zoo *

  84. Comment by Jay in Ames on November 28, 2020 8:12 pm
    Saw an article on The Blaze that the judge throwing them out is a Trump appointee.
    ======

    Gore won every case until it got to the Supreme court.

  85. I need to get a 2nd SS number and go on welfare.

  86. do you really think the Supreme Court will vote to overturn this election, and basically set the cities on fire?

    Roberts won’t let it happen. Not sure Thomas and company have the juice to override the chief justice, no matter how right they are.

  87. Our last hope was proof of the vote being manipulated. I still think it happened, but it’s hard to prove, and it’s easy to hide 1’s and 0’s from a court, when they have 0 idea of what they are looking at. I try and explain computer systems all the time. It seems easy to me, but not everyone can grasp it. This is a high level situation, and there are smart people trying to hide it.

  88. Why stop at 2, Scott?

  89. Stay at home mom across the street is on welfare.

    Dad has a nice job and pays the mortgage and taxes.
    She gets checks from the state because they aren’t married.

    It’s the new normal.

  90. 100 days, and there will be 30 million more illegals with a path to citizenship.

    social security will be irrelavent. it will all go to them.

  91. UBI is already here for a lot of people, complete with the decadence and dissolution that always comes with bread and circuses.

  92. Years ago I worked with someone who quit to go on welfare, it paid better.

    Would have cost my heart and ego too much, but she didn’t have any pride.

  93. I’ve seen people go on welfare because it paid much better than a regular job. They still did work for cash on the side.

  94. Welfare is how Home Depot, Walmart and me get labor.

  95. Sobek, there is someone here in town with a Guam plate. “Hafa Adai”. I always wonder what it took to move that car here.

  96. do you really think the Supreme Court will vote to overturn this election, and basically set the cities on fire?

    Or they don’t, and the non-free shit army says y’all can have your People’s Republic of Oregonistan, we’ll keep Trump.

    I should have bought more ammo.

  97. No idea what’s going to happen. But when you see normal law abiding people getting manhandled by the cops, and rioters/arsonists/looters being ignored, the normal people are going to get pissed. Will they willingly support their government? I don’t think so. It will get ugly.

  98. I see the receipt. Illegals get better SNAP than citizens.

  99. 73+million Americans voted for Trump. We aren’t going silent into the night. We aren’t going along to get along.

  100. PJM’s crayons
    How dare you?!
    Where is pill poppin pink?

  101. when you see normal law abiding people getting manhandled by the cops

    Problem with this is that 70+ million on either side of the aisle see themselves as the normal citizens

  102. Yeah, no. We have seen our DAs, exposed. We no longer defend the Blue Line. We demand answers.

  103. 👋🏻 To San Diego. My cousin is our local DA. He gets why I’ll never vote for him. His wife is a Dean at our local university. She will never understand.

  104. I hope people stop defending the blue line
    Unions are dirty no matter what and they defend all the wrong people
    From pervert teachers, to corrupt cops, to lazy piece of shit I.T. guys that force everyone else to take on the work they won’t do so glad I don’t deal with that anymore

  105. PJ with the win. Unions are the enemy. Public and Private sector.

  106. Riots all Summer long. Local business owner…Full force of the law. FU.

  107. Daniel envied Richie’s potential.


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