Justin’s Dad

A fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their parents do for a living. All the typical answers came up – mechanic, business, sales, doctor, engineer… and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his parents, he replied, “My father’s an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money.”

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside. “Is that really true about your father?”

“No,” the boy said, “He works for the Democratic National Committee and is trying to get Biden elected, but it’s too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids.”

294 Comments

  1. I think the last one says everything I want to say to mask karens.

    Vote. Pray.

  2. This made me LOL. Read the Tweet from Dia Wall to get the hilarity:

  3. wakey wakey

  4. First snow of the season fell last night. Just a couple of inches but still annoying to see.

  5. All Dems get to vote tomorrow in the Special Snow Day Election

  6. And now we find out if the dead can vote.

    Jay, how did it go?

  7. Found and liberated my gloves this morning. Hands are not cold.

    Casting my vote after work. Call me a stick in the mud, I believe in doing it on The Day, the way it was intended. Silly, I know.

  8. my cemetary hasn’t been canvassed yet. That happens after the dead are done with work.

  9. It took me ten minutes to vote because I don’t live in some democrat shithole where the poll workers are dumb as dirt and the election board is too stupid to buy the simple cardboard dividers so they can set up more than a handful of stations.

    Democrats are the worst when it comes to voter suppression.

  10. I get up at 5:00am. Generally, this isn’t a problem but now that it gets dark at 6:30pm I’m bored and want to go to bed at around 7:00pm. Something is not right. I don’t know if I’m anxious about the election or what.

    And I’m not even as ancient as that old, scamp, Hotspur. Fricken close though.

  11. OHAI, Hotspur.

  12. This was HotBride at 6:15AM on Nov. 2, 2004. It was her first time voting. She became a citizen in Dec. 2003.

    She wanted to be first, so we went an hour early, but when we got there this dude was in the first chair. He’d been first to vote for the past twenty years, but he gave his seat to HotBride when she told him it was her first time.

    Good times.

  13. The roads were awful on the way in to work. Snow still falling and ice formed under it. Big line outside one of the polling places on my way in. I guess they don’t know about the snow day voting rule

  14. Hotspur that is a great pic and a great story.

  15. The New York TImes has a warning for us today…I thought you should know
    Above all, I recommend that you be skeptical about any sweeping claims that you hear early tonight — from President Trump or on television and social media. The surge of early voting and mail-in ballots this year means that no candidates, political strategists or journalists have ever experienced an election like today’s. Figuring out the meaning of the early vote totals will be difficult, and I expect some commentators will make mistakes.

  16. Orange wave.

    A big beautiful orange wave, like nobody has seen before.

  17. People who have to work for their citizenship are more appreciative of the benefits than some of us born with it.

  18. The best, really. The biggest wave you’ve ever seen.

  19. I hope so, scott, I really do. but they are so good at cheating.

    Trafalgar pollster (the one putting Trump in the lead in PA, and who was closest in 2016) keeps repeating Trump needs a 5 pt lead in PA, to overcome vote count shenanigans.

  20. I voted. I was the only one who brought my face this morning, but no one said anything.

  21. Yuge, yuge wave

  22. I was, quite frankly, shocked at the number of republicans running unopposed in the down-ticket races. I really should start working on my campaign for township trustee.

  23. I even held my nose and voted for Upton. The dem is an excrebable Bootyjudge wannabe. Hope he’s done after this.

  24. https://who13.com/news/coronavirus/iowa-hospital-officials-seek-action-as-coronavirus-cases-soar/

    I wonder where I can get information, without having the politics enter into it. Doctors are already screaming about overcrowding, but I don’t see that in available beds figures. Can’t ask anywhere without being bashed for something.

  25. Jay, just put your mask on and shut up. The grown ups will handle this.

  26. I updated this post with a pic of Trump…hope ya don’t mind. Sorry J’ames

  27. Fine!

    *huffs off, flouncing

  28. Montana only has mail in voting. That’s by order of the governor, who also happens to be running for senate. I don’t trust mail in voting at all, and this is a very purple state where races can be decided by incredibly thin margins. So I just filled in my ballot and will personally walk it over to the election commission office this morning.

  29. Hotspur, I love that story. Where is Hotbride from?

  30. Just voted. Digital system with a printed ballot. Was in and out I. Five minutes, but they were doing brisk business.

  31. Took me about 40 minutes altogether, but I was in the before-work crowd and forgot that the polls open at 7, not 8. Should have gone at 7.

  32. tuning in for wiserradio, for once!

  33. I believe she’s from Scotland and if it isn’t Scottish, it’s crap!

  34. damn, you people fancy with your digital voting.
    J’ames…can you link us to Wiserbud?

  35. look for the wiserbud radio links above, on the page

  36. way to make me work for it

  37. holy shit!! Is that wiserbud on right now?
    He sounds so grown up

  38. I’ve decided to rely on Ace, EWTN, and OAN for my election coverage.

  39. 3000 beds available, 369 Intensive care. 739 vents, 59 being used. 730 people hospitalized with Covid.

    we’re overrun. We have to stem the tide of virus infections. That’s what we are being told by doctors.

  40. 21 deaths yesterday, 41.3% of tested people are positive.

    almost 1 out of 2, yet I still know 1 person that has had covid.

  41. Damn, I’ve known about 18 people now that have had covid. Some with underlying conditions. One was hospitalized for two weeks.
    Everyone lived

  42. 3000 beds available, 369 Intensive care. 739 vents, 59 being used. 730 people hospitalized with Covid.

    we’re overrun. We have to stem the tide of virus infections. That’s what we are being told by doctors.

    FLATTTTTTTTTTEEEEENNNNNN THE CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURVE

  43. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  44. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURVE

  45. Where is the link to wiserbud?

  46. /slaps leon

    Snap out of it!

  47. Jay, high fives for this excellent poat.

  48. Here, I won’t make you search for it because I’m not a RETHUGLICAN BULLY!!!

    http://www.watr.com/listen-live.html

  49. Keith’s mental issues are progressing nicely:

  50. Thanks, PJM!!

  51. I just want to be safe, Tim.

  52. Pretty sure the Kunta Kinte reference is from an In Living Color skit and it was a subtle way of saying “cunt”

  53. cuz otherwise, it makes ZERO sense

  54. Just voted. I was literally the only voter in the building at 9:30 am. The guys there said it had been slow all morning.

  55. Comment by pajama momma on November 3, 2020 11:24 am
    Pretty sure the Kunta Kinte reference is from an In Living Color skit and it was a subtle way of saying “cunt”

    ——–

    Agree. But for a person who is employed for their opinion about anything that’s a crazy statement. Calling someone a c8nt as a national figure isn’t a good look.

  56. I’m disappointed in the disappearance of SMOD as a candidate this year. Maybe it will resurface in 2024.

  57. I’m pretty sure that if we ever run out of oil….we could scrape some of it off Gretchen Whitmer’s face. Pretty sure a few major cities could be run off that grease pit

  58. Besides the fact she’s a horrible bitch, I cannot stand Whitmer’s face. Over botoxed phony.

  59. Keith has nothing at this point. He’s squandered his few, mediocre gifts, his commentary is sought by basically no one, even people who agree with him, and he’s staring death in the face as ages what appear to be years every month.

  60. Wretched sweats rancid margarine.

  61. SMOD is a perennial underperforming disappointment.

  62. I didn’t write SMOD or myself in this year.

  63. Polls opened at 6 am, here in MO. I was person 544 to vote, at 9:30. Got there, 45 people in line before me, in the parking lot. Maybe
    took a little over 20 minutes to get thru and vote. Beautiful day. Went to the store and drove by again on my way home. Line was a little longer. My county is usually pretty good about voting. So nothing out of the ordinary.

    Local news channel is saying lines are long most places. In St. Charles, one of the voting polls is at the Family Arena. Long line was waiting before 6 am.

  64. I’m disappointed in the disappearance of SMOD as a candidate this year.

    SMOD is on the ballot. Have you never seen Orange Man when the wind blows his tendrils around?

  65. See, that’s why I didn’t have to write SMOD in. He’s cruising to re-election.

  66. Sobek, what state are you in? Is it blue? I hear a large percentage of dems are too skeert to leave their house and mailed in their ballots.

  67. Washington state is all mail in. I dropped our ballets off last night in the drop box. The turnout is going to be huge this year. This time in 2016 the turnout was 44%, we are currently at 67%. The state should easily get over 70% this year. Hopefully it’s good the Republicans and we can get rid of our dumb ass gov, but I not holding my breath.

  68. I thought Sobek was in Montana or Utah. One of those big flat states with lots Mormons.

  69. I’m disappointed in the disappearance of SMOD as a candidate this year. Maybe it will resurface in 2024.

    Pepe, we didn’t need SMOD this year. We only need SMOD in the years when we have cunts like McCain and Romney running.

  70. Yeah, eff SMOD, I am happily and enthusiastically voting for Trump. Best President in my lifetime.

    This outsider gets shit done, the insiders hate him for it

  71. Comment by Thermadin on November 3, 2020 12:03 pm
    Washington state is all mail in. I dropped our ballets off last night in the drop box. The turnout is going to be huge this year. This time in 2016 the turnout was 44%, we are currently at 67%. The state should easily get over 70% this year. Hopefully it’s good the Republicans and we can get rid of our dumb ass gov, but I not holding my breath.

    ——–

    Washington State is a hub of corruptness. Remember when the R governor won and they counted ballots 3 times until he lost. Eff WA State and I’m from there.

  72. For some reason ALL the emails I’m getting from Trump and his surrogates are arriving in my Gmail Inbox today as opposed to the Spam folder where they’ve been going for weeks during the actual run up to the election when they needed the fundraising.

  73. Wife is getting the same thing, Jimbro.

  74. Pepe, we didn’t need SMOD this year. We only need SMOD in the years when we have cunts like McCain and Romney running.

    Cunt. Nailed it.

  75. Found a new favorite band.

  76. Driving to va. I’m gonna stop every once in a while for twitter and the HQ and here. Trying to arrive around 8pm, just in time to get a hotel and buy six packs of beer and pudding.

  77. my Trump emails are in the spam folder today.

  78. Alex, I say this as a friend.

    Pick one. Beer OR pudding. Both at once is just asking for trouble.

  79. Trying to arrive around 8pm, just in time to get a hotel and buy six packs of beer and pudding.

    ooooh shit, it’s the old ace pudding trick!!!
    IT…..IS……..ON!!!!!!!!!

  80. Prediction: watching the talking heads tonight will be exactly like watching a group of monkeys trying to fuck a football.

  81. Beer and pudding. I don’t have pudding.

    Voted. Straight ticket. I sometimes like to fill in all the Republicans individually – for the extended pleasure.

    Drove by the place, line was out to the parking lot. So I got a haircut and went back. Zero line. In and out w/in 10 minutes.

  82. MOM! MJ’S WATCHING CNN AGAIN! MORNING JOE FUCKS BASEBALLS, NOT FOOTBALLS!

  83. How did it feel to pull that D lever, Car in, you suburban housewife you!

  84. Crossfit. Breakfast. errands. Voting.

    /checks time

    Ok, now to find some more things to do.

    My kids sorta got into it – chat thing. Hannah – currently practically a marxist – is a bit out in the woods as to how the rest of her family feels politically. W/o realizing it, she called everyone a racist.

    Oops. None of them want to get in a fight with her, which is sorta sweet. So they’ve just kinda been ignoring it all.

  85. I’m not really a housewife, because I do work TWO nights a week.

  86. I was today years old when I found out that my property was 2 furlongs by 5 chains.

  87. Do you guys know the origin on the pudding ball dip?

    I can’t remember or perhaps it was before my time. But I’ve been reading ace for what seems like forever.

  88. I can never decide what my middle brother votes. Pretty sure, but never absolutely sure.

  89. As I remember it, Ace just brought it up one election cycle. It was funny as hell at the time. I don’t even remember how far back, but it was a ways.

  90. The State, MJ. There was a bizarre character that would declare his love for something by “I want to dip my ballllllllllllz in it!”.

    Ace, being a fan of doing weird things with his ballz, took to the phrase with his usual ardor. Then the Morons asked “dip them in what?”

    “Pudding” was his answer.

  91. Question from a friend – in case anyone knows :”Anyone know anything about using progesterone cream during pregnancy? Any of your medical friends, Carin?
    Ellery’s being recommended this treatment by her midwife and she’s not sure. Since Dagny came early…and E thinks possible causes could be stress and lack of iodized salt…they’re trying to prevent that.”

  92. wasn’t it when he was at a campaign event, and took a picture of a pudding cup?

  93. Thanks. I think that was before my time.

  94. no, I think you were around. We are both about the same AceOSpades age, i think.

  95. Got an answer on AOS: it was the 2010 Tea Party Wave.

  96. Hmm, can’t remember, and google is no help, but when was the origin of the “pudding dip”?
    Posted by: JayInAmes at November 03, 2020 01:31 PM (yGu6h)

    ————–

    The 2010 Tea Party wave. Possibly it might have been specifically Scott Brown in MA?

    Oh, those were the days, when we thought we could count on “politicians, but OUR politicians” to turn things around…
    Posted by: reason at November 03, 2020 01:32 PM (sPO/s)

  97. That sounds like the right time. I’m almost certain the inception thought was this, though:

  98. that evil Tea Party

    Still wish the original idea had caught on. think of all the crap that could have been done.

  99. Cunt. Nailed it.

    PJM is a pegger. Pass it on.

  100. You want her to get calls from Hunter Biden, Pendejo?

  101. Hotspur, why did your wife think Trump was going to drop out?

  102. No line at 10AM, in and out no problems. No sticker, they gave out pens with stylus for the touch screen voting machines. Democrat zombies at the polling station handing out literature outside the boundaries, I politely declined.

  103. No zombies at my polling place.

  104. MJ:


    it was from the MTV comedy show “The State.”

    It was meant to be a sarcastic spoof of Catchphrase Characters like SNL pumped out, but… well, it was popular as a catchphrase and a character
    Posted by: ace at November 03, 2020 01:33 PM (PbpT7)

  105. Leon, I had a roommate who converted every answer in his math assignment to furlongs per fortnite. That’s been my favorite unit of measurement ever since.

  106. Mare,

    I don’t disagree about Washington. The state has hard core leftist and a bunch of squishy Republicans. However, I think the months of riots in Seattle may have had an impact. The thing is a 20% increase in turnout over 2016 is probably not Dems. At least I don’t think the majority will be Dems. King county (Seattle) swamps a good portion of the state vote and they are over 70% already. The increase in voter turnout could be an indication there may some backlash this year, but I’m very cynical when it come to this state. That being said, cheating only works when it’s close.

  107. She watched him being hounded incessantly back during the initial shut down period – late March, April, early May – and thought he looked tired and dejected. She didn’t think he would put up with it all the way to November.

  108. Chains are my new favorite. 10 chains to a furlong. 1 acre = 1 furlong * 1 chain.

    A furlong is the length an ox could furrow in a day when pulling a plow, and a chain is as many across as you could harness at once to plow that furlong.

  109. The pudding thing could have originated on Ace’s first blog…he moved somewhere along the line…I can’t remember where or if it was the same url but he moved

    I started chatting there in 2005, but I’m not sure where the pudding thing originated…betcha laura or scott could tell us

  110. Don Jr on Rush.

  111. PJ, I C&P’d Ace’s answer about it in this thread, I saw it in the same thread where MJ asked over there.

  112. Jimbro, I don’t have gmail but I just looked in my spam bucket. That is where ALL the political emails from Trump and co. sit. I never designated them spam. F*ckers. Just for that, I went to Trump’s website and donated.

  113. Car in, isn’t progesterone cream given to women at risk for miscarriage or a history of miscarriage? I’ve heard of women who’ve had multiple miscarriages given progesterone up until the placenta/etc takes over….something something like that. So long as something else isn’t the reason for the miscarriages. Lots of times it could be because of low progesterone levels which cause them.

  114. Don Jr is very polished speaker at this point. He’s sharp. Talks a little too fast, but he has fallen close to the tree.

  115. My wife was on progesterone to lengthen her luteal phases when we were trying to conceive.

  116. Yeah, Don Jr sounds passionate right now!! I dig it

    “PJ, I C&P’d Ace’s answer about it in this thread, I saw it in the same thread where MJ asked over there.”
    ahhh ok.

  117. Montana and Utah are big and square, not big and flat.

  118. It’s okay, Sobek. Michigan is flat too.

    I know because visitors always tell me so.

  119. And yes, I know they aren’t flat. They just look that way from this far off.

  120. I just heard DeSantis on Rush and I’m starting to feel pretty good about Florida. Florida isn’t everything but it’s important.

    I’m not popping the champagne cork yet, but I’m putting a bottle in the fridge.

    sidenote: Imagine if that crack ho Gillium had won Florida…

  121. I’ve heard Michigan is really pretty. I’ve never been there, unless you count me driving through the state in the nighttime on a road trip without stopping. Which I don’t.

  122. I’ve also heard your governor is a reasonable constitutionalist who frowns on the abuse of power and is friend of glorious people of commonwealth. Sincerely, your long-time friend Sobek, whose account has definitely not been hacked.

  123. It’s beautiful, Sobek. A more beautiful place hath not been made by the hand of God than that wrought here in this pleasant peninsula. Would that it were so that all men should so love the lands of their birth.

    Don’t try to visit until next Summer, though. We’re about to go into 3 months of pretending it’s the Ice Age followed by 2 months of the Mud Age.

  124. I’ve also heard your governor is a reasonable constitutionalist who frowns on the abuse of power and is friend of glorious people of commonwealth.

    You must be thinking of Engler. He was a mensch.

    Been awhile.

  125. Eastern Montana is relatively flat, especially compared to the west. But i think the whole state is beautiful, in different ways.

  126. Election day help…I moved so I have a new address. I have not updated my voters registration. My wallet was stolen so I do not have an ID but the address is wrong on it anyways. I do have a copy of my ID on my phone but not sure if that can be used…what can I do and where should I go? I did live in Gilbert for the last election and there is one place to go poll and now live in Ames.
    Thanks for any help!

    Translation: I want to cheat!

  127. Eastern Montana, aka West Dakota…..

  128. Sounds like vote scanners in several precincts in NC, PA, and Chicago are “broken”, so ‘just drop your ballot in this box and we’ll count it later’…

    Fixen’ to cheat here.

  129. Anyone heard from Phat?

  130. wiserbud had a couple callers today that said they had that exact situation in CT, chrisp

  131. Eastern Montana is relatively flat, especially compared to the west

    …’cuz it’s practically North Dakota.

  132. Yes, and I love the Dakotas. I love wide open space, blue skies above, and sparse human populations.

  133. Scott,
    need some bricks?

    https://gab.com/NoStep_OnSnek/posts/105147345219088077

  134. Ho
    Lee
    Shit

  135. Okay, I’m checking out for a few days. Stuff to do.
    Love you, schmoopies.
    May the evil f*ckers be thwarted.

  136. You’re not going to be here tonight??? 😦

  137. I’ll be here. Trying to decide what to watch.

    It was fun watching MSDNC melt down in 16. Don’t think that we’ll get that this year.

  138. BEASNSNSNSNSN, Why???

  139. I swear I’m not making this up. I just flipped the radio to NPR, and the two chirpy-voiced presenters were taking about how if you feel sad about how things turn out today, you need to call someone and connect.

    I mean, that’s always good advice, but it really sounded like they thought their listeners might get suicidal at some point today for … reasons.

  140. Now NPR has moved on to Latin jazz, so my booty is shakin.

  141. This is a long distance dedication to some people who deserve it:

  142. When I hear “Latin Jazz” I imagine monks with a saxophone accompaniment. Must be a Catholic thing.

  143. 1. Not Beau
    2. Beau not elected to Senate
    3. Not Beau’s daughter…….wrong granddaughter
    holy shit

  144. Okay, I’m checking out for a few days. Stuff to do.
    Love you, schmoopies.
    May the evil f*ckers be thwarted.,?i>

    There’s no such thing as a hostage having THAT much to do.
    FAKE NEWS

  145. Her new Sybian just arrived.

  146. ok beasn
    Now that I know what a Sybian is (thanks to the hostage a few months back, I know it’s not someone in the middle east)
    I’m gonna need a link to your purchase place
    or did you get it from an adult toy party? Like pampered chef

  147. How about a heartwarming story about a penguin? No, too bad, you’re getting one.

  148. I’ve been voting at the same precinct polling place for 16 years. I’ve NEVER seen lines this long. I don’t claim to know what it portends but, turn out in my little ‘burg is looking WAY UP!

  149. Got to get over the cheat threshold, chief

  150. voting in a couple hours, here. All reports say turnout is very high here, too.

  151. Jay- Good luck and be patient!

  152. If I’m there over 10 mins I’m giving up.

  153. If I’m there over 10 mins I’m giving up.

    😂🤣😂

  154. If I’m there over 10 mins I’m giving up.

    I pray that this was uttered internally by 10 million leftists today who in fact gave up and went home so the poisoned air of fellow Americans could not kill them where they stood.

  155. Waiting time at my polling place as of two hours ago is 5 minutes. 5-15 seems average. One place is clocking in at a full hour. Hmmm. I know the location. Odd.

  156. I’ve never voted at mine before this year, we’d just moved in ’18 and I was in VA on travel at the time, so I’ve got no idea what’s normal.

  157. https://is.gd/zrbSJ8

  158. https://is.gd/25lJmG

  159. BitChute de-platformed so you can’t share videos yootoob doesn’t want you to see.

  160. https://is.gd/Lin3dy

  161. Oh, mashed potatoes. You are cracking me up.

  162. Jeez. Joe massacring his introduction of Natalie Biden was hard to watch.

    He can’t be president.

  163. https://is.gd/GrvPKu

  164. Smiling puppy makes me happy

  165. https://is.gd/_I_thought_Jay_wore_crocks ?

  166. He can’t be president.

    Don’t worry, he won’t be. Xi’s got this.

  167. 1.5 hour wait to vote. At least I had good weather and the occasional pickup truck going by with the driver honking and passenger yelling “Trump! Trump! Trump!”

  168. BitChute back and Allahpundit now predicting a Trump win.

    Time to pour an adult beverage. Almost.

  169. 8 years ago, I got a business member to upgrade. She manages estate sales and auctions. Last year, she was so excited to open a small business. Boutique specialty coffees, cookies, and teas. Our first shut down…she lost her business. Estate/Auction business shutdown. She was able to restart her E/A business. Limited customers. Rumors are rampant that Governor Wuhan is shutting NM down again. Member was in the Club with her Trump mask. She was part of a group waving Trump flags 100+ feet from the polling place. $20.

  170. Lots of Members wearing Trump gear in the Club today. Guy with a Trump Train car dropped his wife off to shop. He was driving through our parking lot. Karen complained to our GM. Our GM is a Latino por Trump. 😂😂😂🤣

  171. I wore a spangly, red unitard to vote. . .

  172. A furlong is the length an ox could furrow in a day when pulling a plow, and a chain is as many across as you could harness at once to plow that furlong.

    ———–

    Fuck the metric system. Give me measurements based off the real world and not some stupid aesthetic ideal for half wits.

  173. We have an accord, Alex.

  174. I only skimmed the comments. Who’s buying pudding for use while riding the sybian?

  175. Fuck the metric system. Give me measurements based off the real world and not some stupid aesthetic ideal for half wits.

    Hear! Hear! Jolly good show!

  176. I’m pretty sure I won the election
    You may all bow down

  177. https://is.gd/_I_thought_Jay_wore_crocks ?

    Pssssh, rookie. he wore pants going in.

  178. walked in, and walked out. Not busy at all, so I’ll go back when there’s a crowd. Not sure I’ll raise a big enough ruckus with that few people.

  179. The deed is done. 5 min in and out. Such a small effort for such a large thing…

  180. It does take more than a handful of people to raise a ruckus. With a handful you might be able to conjure a cacaphony or maybe a shindig, but def not a ruckus. Good call, jay.

  181. Ha! No less than Levar Burton dunked on Olbermann’s tweet.

  182. How’s things Tee? You had kind of a run there a few days back.

  183. https://is.gd/NW20n5

  184. wine or beer?

  185. Pupster – I cannot wade through the leftist crap on Imgur any longer. Better you than me!

  186. Luckily it only took me ten minutes. It has stretched up to two hours for many of my friends. I just got lucky.

  187. https://is.gd/___weeeEEEEEE

  188. I’m pretty immune to it anymore Master Chief. I do very specific searches and I look at other pages that use imgur as a repository.

  189. Tired of not being able to find pistol ammo,

    https://is.gd/_I_decided_to_go_in_a_ different direction.

  190. We started early voting after years of Anti GOP shenanigans. My last Election Day Vote was 2000. We were inline when PA and FL were called for Gore. Lots of people inline just left and didn’t vote. We stayed to vote. Fraud in Dona Ana, but W only contested FL. Bright spot for us was a woman voting with her kid. He activated the lever. She hadn’t finished voting. There was nothing the pollworkers could do.

  191. Jesus H Titty Christo Maximus.

    The mothership is filled with commenters that do not understand what they’re watching on TV.

  192. People still watch TV?

  193. of course they don’t

  194. Gracious hosts have MSNBC on.

    Really, why the hell do people torture themselves like that?

  195. They are going to give Florida to Trump in a moment.

  196. Tim. Try to graciously contain your glee if the night unfolds as I pray it does.

    Or don’t. I’ll set up a cot for you here in the workshop.

  197. Dear Democrats,

    Burning down your cities was not a good idea.

    Sincerely,
    America

  198. John James currently has more votes than Trump in MI.

    Who the fuck are these people?

  199. It was the best idea ever!

  200. Trump should sue Andy Tifa for not properly reporting a massive donation to his campaign. Ted Wheeler too.

  201. John James is legit. 🙏🏻 For MI

  202. I wish he’d taken out Stabenow in ’18, but Peters is just as worthless.

  203. didn’t expect those numbers from OH

  204. https://is.gd/5LXvBo

    The video: Gold

    The comments section: platinum, diamonds, and pearls

  205. crap. We didn’t buy beer

  206. ooh yeah, those are some good Chuck Norris style jokes

  207. how can they call the House for the dems already?

  208. Screw this fake drama.

    Trump wins.

    https://tinyurl.com/q2h6kjq

  209. Uncommon Valour

    This guy visited the Virgin islands. After he left they became known as ” the islands”

  210. Telling his dad when he moved out that he was man of the house now is a good one. Ditto for slapping the doctor until the doc cried when he was born.

  211. They almost didn’t let me vote tonight, apparently I am in the system 2x and one of them obviously isn’t allowed to vote. Although my precinct is very diverse, I stopped by on my way home from work and was the only one there who was wearing dress shirt, pants and shoes.

  212. Not saying other people were not wearing shirts, pants and shoes, just most of them were in the standard Florida flip flops and tee shirts.

  213. https://is.gd/xfPOqD

  214. Well, Laura’s link is dirty…federal employees with nice union jobs

  215. I’m enjoying the election coverage here

  216. gotta be better than fox. Chris Wallace, ugh

  217. They are blaming Miami Dade on the Cubans, I don’y know the ratios but Tampa has a large Cuban pop and it has not gone for Trump.

  218. ummm, so the map I’m looking at is blue for Biden for Virginia
    only, if you look at the actual numbers, they’ve switched to Trump people!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!
    They dont’ want to change the color!!!

  219. How about Cuba itself? Has it been called for Biden yet?

  220. Tampa doesn’t need to go to Trump. The Cubans peel off just enough votes that the rest of the state takes Trump over the finish line.

  221. I’m very disappointed in myself for not buying beer. This really seems like a beer kinda evening
    and I thought I was going to spend it moving the rest of my computer stuff to Linux
    nah, this is way too exciting

  222. I’ve got a six-pack of Shiner.

  223. Last I looked the DD was saying that Texas was going for slow joe.
    Right

  224. So how tight you think the guy’s sphincter is that laid down 5 million in Vegas on a Trump win?
    course, if you have that kinda money, maybe it’s not a big deal

  225. mmm love Shiner, delicious

  226. Shiner is good beer. Weren’t you heading to Texas CoAlix? Where did you end up?

  227. Oh, it’s a big deal

  228. Vmax, I got a job offer in Arlington, VA. I actually voted in Ohio today, then drove to Fairfax.

  229. Chinese Yuan tanking.

    How drunk is Hillary right now? How stoned is Kamala?

  230. MeAgain Kelly on BlazeTV, she’s been really good lately.

    Also, Calling VA, and not calling FL or GA? Come on, Fox, assholes. It’s Wallace’s fault.

  231. I spent several months in 7 corners, and dated a hottie from Vienna Va.

    There is no place worse than DC for traffic in America, Orlando is a close second, but Va has the Shenandoah valley that is amazing

  232. It’s Paul Ryan’s fault, Jay. I’d vote him off the island ahead of AOC. At least she never pretended to be on my side.

  233. crazy person on Fox talking about climate justice.

    Of course she supports Biden, is a minister. Probably Lutheran ELCA.

  234. Bye bye, Doug Jones, welcome a new Republican senator. He may be an idiot, but he’s pro-life and pro-Trump.

  235. Oh, it’s Harris Faulkner, who shuts down Newt Gingrich.

    Air Force vet.

  236. I work tomorrow. Bonusing is lit. I have a racist 401K. Lit as fuck. I work with a buttload of Hispanic Catholics. I know 2 voting for Trump.

  237. Trump has to be up 15 points to call a state.

  238. Better be banking more votes, or popular vote victory is out of reach.

  239. Tuberville is the WORST football announcer of all time. ISU fans hate him. But congrats!

  240. I’m really enjoying the Crowder election coverage ahaha

  241. I like Crowder, but blaze has Deace, who used to be a local in Iowa, and Chad Prather, and Sara Gonzalez.

  242. Trafalgar has been closest of the pollsters, so that’s good for Trump.

  243. The CoW who sits next to me is from Argentina, moved here in 2000, has said without saying he is voting for Trump, I only asked if he was voting or had voted, didn’t want to talk politics at work.

  244. Okay,
    So why do LeBron James and Mini Mike Bloomberg spend $27 million to pay the fines for FloriDUH felons so that they can vote?
    What is their ROI?
    That’s a lot of money if those votes do not tip FL to the Dems, and it looks like it won’t.
    Why do they spend that money?

  245. I don’t talk at work either, vmax.

  246. I can’t wait to see Springsteen and Cher leave America and the planet, respectively.

  247. Chris, Cocaine Mitch’s opponent spent

    One
    Hundred
    Million
    Dollars

    To lose the race by over 20%.

  248. jebus, who did Dana Perino’s makeup? yikes! Holy eyelashes and bad lipstick

  249. Same with Miss Lindsay’s opponent, 110 million. Another 100 million in Iowa senate race, which Ernst was leading.

  250. local reporting has all dems way up in Iowa, early reporting.

  251. Comment by ChrisP on November 3, 2020 10:44 pm
    Okay,
    So why do LeBron James and Mini Mike Bloomberg spend $27 million to pay the fines for FloriDUH felons so that they can vote?

    ========

    It’s almost like criminals aren’t reliable…..

  252. Come on Joe win! We need more fresh souls to torment here in hell.
    .
    I am tormented, if Soros delivers a few ten thousand more he will surpass me. I hate loosing.

  253. Can someone please explain Virginia to me? Why isn’t it red if Trump has more votes?

  254. Stirewalt at Fox says that they are VERY confident in their call. Uh huh.

  255. Got jury duty for Dec. When I’m on vacation. Fuckers.

  256. VA is weird and counts absentees last. Until the win margin exceeds the number of absentee and mail-in votes, it could go the other way.

    I don’t think it will, though. Governor Grand Cyclops overreached with his gun control and lockdown shit.

  257. Oso?

    https://tinyurl.com/y5bu9l3p

  258. called california in 30 seconds

  259. VA is weird and counts absentees last. Until the win margin exceeds the number of absentee and mail-in votes, it could go the other way.

    oooh ok ty.

  260. I love how the election map called California, Oregon, Washington for Biden with 0% of the precincts reported
    wha?

  261. When HotNothing asks about bull whips it is 12, I am cranky because Slow Joe isn’t living up to my expectations.

  262. finally called FL, asshole fox

  263. https://tinyurl.com/y2pue5vt

  264. PJ my decision desk called AK for Trump at 6am. We stand by that.

    HI still too close to call.

  265. From double digit leads down to 3 points, Biden over Trump, Greenfield over Ernst. under 50% reporting.

  266. AZ to Biden?

  267. Kelly wins over McSally, ugh

  268. The problem with Arizona…..is all the Californians had a mass exodus and moved to AZ

  269. Wow, Trump lost Wayne county in MI by 268,000 votes in 16. He’s only losing by 40k this year. Amazing.

  270. Isn’t that why Texas is going bluer and bluer?

  271. Wayne County is Detroit and the western ‘burbs near where I used to live. UAW guys hated Hillary in ’16, and Trump has delivered. Detroit is looking at Trump at the top of the ticket and John James for senate. I think James probably buoyed PDT a bit, reverse coattails.

  272. Exit polls in TX say the newcomers are the only thing keeping TX red, I thought.

  273. My brother just moved to Texas and voted red
    but there’s a whole freaking movement to TUrN tEXas BlUe

  274. Had to turn fox off. They won’t call TX, OH and bunch others. It’s all bull shit and now PA and WI won’t even try to finish the count tonight. They want to see how many they have to make up to have Joe win.

  275. It’s interesting you’re saying that…I’m seeing a lot of people on Twitter say they had to turn Fox off

  276. Good news, Alex, DC may legalize psychedelic mushrooms by ballot initiative just in time for you!

  277. They are calling AZ too early.

    Fox is garbage. Now it appears lots of people are saying this online. Yikes, they’re getting shredded.

  278. Leon, I’m going to work for the DEA. No mushrooms for me.

  279. Fox election coverage is headed by Wallace. That’s why.

  280. gained a house seat in Iowa, Ernst holds on, trump up by 5 points.

  281. Leon, I’m going to work for the DEA. No mushrooms for me.

    oooh shit, they’re the ones that get all the good stuff

  282. I really hate my state. Inslee was won a 3rd term and it’s not even close. I really hope Seattle get’s it good and hard. I may have to adjust my plans and retire early and get out of here. It’s a shame since I really like the area I live in.

  283. Iowa called for Trump, locally. Fox will call it later.

  284. I should try and sleep.

  285. sleep is overrated

  286. Chris Wallace smiling ear to ear after Biden speaks.

  287. FB took Crowder down……..lame

  288. PJ,

    Newsmax is doing a pretty good job. Much better than FOX. Crowder just rubs me the wrong way sometimes.

    https://www.newsmaxtv.com/

  289. Daniel encountered raccoons periodically.


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