Is it Thursday yet?

I’m tired…and I’m disappointed because I realized just now that it’s Tuesday and not even Wednesday evening (when I created this post, not when it was published. Gawl)……..please kill me. Here is your poat.

156 Comments

  1. Seeing MCPO here yesterday was great. I think he showed up because I mentioned bread. So you can all thank me and not Oso.

  2. A Chief sighting … perhaps even more rare than a Tushar sighting

  3. I don’t know the original song the vegan parody was aiming to skewer so it was a little wasted on me

  4. I donated to Trump’s campaign and, as a result, have been getting bombarded with emails to donate more. Whatever, nature of the beast. What is interesting is that as of yesterday afternoon, they are now all being labeled as spam by my gmail account.

    Those Silicon Valley fuckers have their thumbs on every scale everywhere.

  5. Jimbro, considering what’s at stake, what’s a few thousand emails to delete? Oh, and well done.

    I’m being sincere.

  6. The gmail account is my last deliberate involvement with thegoog. The only thing preventing me from activating a proton mail account is inertia.

    “Free” email = You Are The Product

  7. https://tinyurl.com/y4tb7xky

  8. Religion Of Peace strikes again

    https://nypost.com/2020/10/29/woman-decapitated-as-knife-wielding-man-kills-three-in-french-church/

    It’s easy to say France and most of the EU are conquered but still believe there’s hope. I’m having less and less hope they’ll wake up to this before it’s too late. It probably already is too late.

  9. It was only a knife! what damage could he have possibly done?

  10. They’ll just ban knives. Knives are the real issue, you see.

  11. No, they’ll ban church attendance.

  12. Knives are so NOT dangerous that when a large man is coming toward you with one – it isn’t a threat at all. At most you should shoot them in the leg.

  13. No, they’ll ban church attendance.

    1) Why not both?
    2) Why bother? All the churches with attendees will be burning down soon anyhow. Accidents happen.

  14. Knives are so NOT dangerous that when a large man is coming toward you with one – it isn’t a threat at all. At most you should shoot them in the leg.

    That’ll do it. Guns are so superior that just holding one near a guy with a blade will keep you entirely safe. The guy with the knife will realize he’s bringing a knife to a gunfight and just laugh at himself rather than attack.

  15. Checking in. Zeta knocked out power at 1 am. Co-op is so fucked it’s not funny, they’re working like crazy to restore power but most of their customers are affected. Sitting tight for now. Got to conserve charge on phone, so, lata.

  16. shoot to wound. every firearms instructor I’ve ever heard teaches that. My dad always said when you point the gun at someone, you better be prepared to wound them

    /things nobody has ever said

  17. I didn’t get to question MCPO’s character.

  18. Hit a deer last nite. On the interstate. Doing about 75mph. In the company van. Im fine. Van is not so good. Deer is definitely not good.

    I am thankful this morning.

  19. ugh, glad you are ok, grandpa terror!

  20. Scott – My character is usually Popeye. Although I did play a chimney sweep in “Mary Poppins” in the 4th grade play.

  21. AOC needs to concentrate on medical wellness, not the Green New Deal. What is it with NY politicians?

    AOC’s 14th Congressional District Has Highest Per Capita COVID Confirmed Death-Rate in America

  22. Did you dust Mary Poppin’s coal chute Chief?

  23. Looks like Macron’s WuFlu lockdown will close the churches anyhow, so problem solved!

  24. I’d have given Mary Poppin’s coal chute a thorough brush-out.

  25. I didn’t nag MCPO on fb to come visit me and that I was trying to figure out how to leave fb but I didn’t want to miss all the people I chat with every day and I didn’t remind him of his login email address.
    none of that happened.

  26. Hit a deer last nite. On the interstate. Doing about 75mph. In the company van. Im fine. Van is not so good. Deer is definitely not good.

    Hooooly crap, that’s terrifying!! I’ve seen videos of the aftermath of that kinda situation and it’s rarely good for the driver…never good for the deer.

  27. Packing up for a weekend at the beach with the family, driving through rain but the weather looks pretty good over on the coast for the next couple of days.

    I’ve got Friday and Saturday poats scheduled so y’all can keep occupied.

    Please don’t TP/egg/corn my house while I’m gone and buy your own candy.

    BOLO for headlines “Tourist Overdoses on Fried Seafood and Rum Punch” .

  28. PJM – You just stop sending me those nude selfies and I’ll do whatever you want!

  29. Thanks for all you do, Peej!

    *pounces on the Master Chief*

    What have you been up to, young man?

  30. I’d go to the beach this weekend too, but, you know, freezing.

  31. wow, look at that, I’m receiving emails from conservative sources today. It’s almost like google figured out they better stop adding all those sources to spam, like they have been doing.

  32. LauraW – Playing golf, drinking vodka, and telling lies. You?

  33. In my years doing Krav….we did gun disarms, live guns where you had to grab the barrel (Merv did the live drill, not me). You see that if you have your hand over the top of the gun, it can’t actually fire.course…if they’re far away and already shooting then that’s a different issue……but guns up close are less scary than knives.

  34. Playing golf, drinking vodka, and telling lies. You?

    sweet little lies?

  35. PJM – Only to you, my sweet baboo! 😘

  36. why you dirty rotten sumamabitch!!
    You tell me you lie to me and then try to charm me with sweet words like baboo!?!!
    How dare you!
    *totally melts*

  37. It’s really filthy weather here. But, I put on fresh sweats and charged up the iPad. All I need is some tea. . .

  38. You see that if you have your hand over the top of the gun, it can’t actually fire.course

    Don’t try this on a hammerless revolver.

  39. Don’t try this on a hammerless revolver.

    well no, I only use those for dueling at high noon anyway

  40. But, I put on fresh sweats and charged up the iPad. All I need is some tea. . .

    someone turned into pajama boy

  41. Doctor scheduled me for a 1.5 hour PET scan tomorrow. Good thing they gave me lorazepam to take before it starts!

  42. You know that those are still (1) made and (2) popular, right?

    Gangbangers might prefer pistols, but revolvers have a lot going for them.

    Like not having to police your brass.

  43. Well sure they’re still popular
    You think I’m the only person that duals at noon?

  44. Doctor scheduled me for a 1.5 hour PET scan tomorrow. Good thing they gave me lorazepam to take before it starts!

    I’m not sure what kinda of drug that is, but it sounds like you should probably share.

  45. I’m not sure what kinda of drug that is, but it sounds like you should probably share.

    Yeah, anti-anxiety drug.

  46. ok yeah, kick down.
    Is a PET scan anything like being stuff in that horrific cylinder?
    I have tourettes and they expected me to hold still in there
    ahahahahahaha
    didn’t happen. My scan was unusable….they shoulda knocked me out. Plus being claustrophobic didn’t help.

  47. Gimme dat!

    /crushes and snorts it

  48. Gutfeld podcast with Johnny Rotten, pretty fun.

    https://tinyurl.com/y3bpa3d7

  49. Reality: Allowing thousands of savages who don’t share your values into your country will not end well.

    Example 1: Three dead in a church, one almost beheaded.
    Example 2: In Scotland spearheaded by a Muslim (in parliament?), will not allow “hate” material, actions or arguments IN YOUR OWN HOME.The example used in parliament? Saying things against Muslims. Huh.

    And we all know that these are not even some of the worst stuff. Obviously.

  50. The D-rat party has gone from Teleprompter Jesus to Uninteligable Duo in four short years.

  51. Girl Scouts congratulate ACB (never spelling her name, because this way pisses off the left more), gets crap from the left, so deletes tweet.

    https://apnews.com/article/ruth-bader-ginsburg-elena-kagan-amy-coney-barrett-sonia-sotomayor-us-supreme-court-e6138c4caff1316b99ab039d56d042ed

    now conservatives are going to boycott. They can’t win, because they tried to appease the mob, rather than stand for their beliefs. But they’ve been caving for years, just like the Boy Scouts.

  52. She is drunk. Or high as a kite. Holy cow.

  53. While reading that article, I see this one, highlighting how the Fake News Media represents the Biden news:

    Justice Thomas’ wife boosts unsupported claims against Biden

    it’s not just CNN and MSDNC. This is AP news. Fuckers.

  54. She’s about ten minutes away from giving advice to other women in the bathroom of a nightclub.

  55. Biden documents stolen from overnight envelop sent by Fox News to Tucker Carlson in CA:

    https://amgreatness.com/2020/10/29/ups-conducting-urgent-investigation-into-missing-hunter-biden-docs-shipped-by-fox-news/

    This is huge. UPS seems to be taking this very seriously, good to see. Won’t see this in the Fake News Media.

  56. Car in was talking about this on FB

  57. PJM – More like a really slow CT scan.

  58. Donald Trump: Greatest thing since sliced bread

    This guy is awesome.

  59. best of luck, chief! doesn’t sound like fun.

  60. Um, unless that video of Kamala Harris is altered we have a serious problem people.

    This woman is damn close to being President.

  61. MCPO, you’ll go through it like a champ!

  62. Jay in Ames – Better living through modern chemistry!

  63. Mare – Thanks! How’s by you?

  64. Chief I hope all turns out well with the scan.
    We had a couple of tournaments down in your general neck O the woods. I waved and honked as we went by.

  65. Hmmm. It dropped the master part.

  66. Jam2 – Somehow, I’ll overcome my disappointment that you failed to type, “Master Chief”. 😆

  67. Doing well, it’s good to see you, MCPO.

  68. And then…Wilson just floated away!

    ok, that gave me all the lulz

  69. I’m supposed to have a zoom meeting a little later with the rep from Fidelity who manages the hospital employee account. We have had about 5 people down the driveway with the dogs losing their shit every time. UPS, Oil truck, generator service guy, Ben, porch guy checking his work.

    Hopefully everyone will have visited by the time the meeting happens.

  70. oooh you’re gonna have to mute til it’s your turn to talk or your face is going to be on everyone’s screen the entire time.
    I was doing a zoom meeting driving from Texas to Cali in March and I had my phone down as I was just listening, but every time I turned my blinker on, the ceiling of my car was on their screen.

  71. UPS found Tucker’s package (SYWM)

    https://www.thewrap.com/ups-tucker-carlson-biden/

    Of course it’s downplayed.

  72. Jay – So, the FBI gave it back?

  73. just said UPS found it. Why was it opened? Where was it? What’s missing?

  74. I don’t anywhere where it says the package was open

  75. On his program last night, he said they called because they had the box/envelope and the box was empty.

  76. ahhh ok. thanks for the clarification

  77. PJM –

  78. LOL

  79. Why is everyone freaking out about missing documents, for chrissakes? Like the sender sent originals and didn’t keep copies?

    Goddamn, people are stupid.

  80. Shuh, Hotspur. The adults are talking

  81. Comment by Jay in Ames on October 29, 2020 1:53 pm
    Ekdahl’s voting map, a joke. But I don’t get it

    It’s a theme on Twitter among a lot of polling commentators in response to some of the more bizarre scenarios that political commentators keep pushing: make up a strange scenario that could never actually happen (like Trump winning CA, OR, and WA and still losing the election).

  82. So HS is ok with UPS employees opening up envelops/boxes that they want to, just because?

    I’m sure it’s because of an accident. just “happened” to open up the one thing that they shouldn’t be. Just a coincidence. Uh huh.

  83. So HS is ok with UPS employees opening up envelops/boxes that they want to, just because?

    And…Jay goes straight for the Cathy Newman reaction.

    Well done.

  84. Peej, I H8 soup and MCPO H8s John Denver.

  85. Hi. I worked in the shipping industry for years and years, and my husband still does.

    UPS doesn’t just fuck shit up occasionally. Happens all the time. It’s completely within the realm of possibility that this envelope got ripped and emptied on a conveyor somewhere. But they don’t actually help you *find* anything that’s been lost, because it’s too much ground to cover in a sorting facility the size of a small city– unless you’re TuCa with a gazillion-member audience talking shit about them and cancelling their accounts.

  86. Peej, I H8 soup and MCPO H8s John Denver.
    ahhhhhhhhhhhhh get it

  87. they contacted Tucker before he went on his rant, and didn’t use their name in his broadcast.

  88. And it’s alllllways the absolute most super important stuff that this happens to. Allllways.

    High price Cartier jewelry for some bitch of a second wife? Gets there no problem. The utterly ordinary but much more valuable watch being sent for repair, that an army platoon in Vietnam had engraved and given to their leader out of love? FUCKING GONE. I will never forget that one. Ever.

  89. that Murphy, and his laws, amirite?

  90. Lauraw, that watch story is heartbreaking.

  91. did you tell that story here? or bystanders?

  92. CIL worked for UPS. What Lauraw said about lost 💩 is true. Union protected. My mom sent me Norman Rockwell signed prints in the early 80s. I never got them. Blame game between Apartment office and UPS. Never resolved.

  93. The utterly ordinary but much more valuable watch being sent for repair, that an army platoon in Vietnam had engraved and given to their leader out of love? FUCKING GONE. I will never forget that one. Ever.

    Is it possible that someone is carrying that uncomfortable hunk of metal up his ass for the last two years. Then, after seven years, when he’s home with his family, he’ll give it to whom it belongs?

  94. Walken reference by the Peej. Presented without cowbell.

  95. I was hoping someone would get it!
    OSO WINS!!
    Here *hands you a green chile*

  96. I don’t know if I ever told that story. That guy was a good customer and he held no ill will toward me after UPS lost his watch that his guys had given him in theater in Vietnam. He was one of these older guys that you would never guess his age, an avid bike rider. We had lots of great political discussions and remained in touch for a few years after I closed the store. I think we corresponded last, a couple years ago. I should probably reach out and see how he’s doing.

  97. Mmmm…chile. Lauraw, you should. He sounds like a great American.

  98. It does sound like a really heartbreaking story
    I couldn’t help but lay down a Pulp Fiction quote

  99. It’s kind of ironic that the Lefties are covering up the Biden corruption story, but then they gloated publicly when Tucker Carlson’s documents were lost. Now that the documents have resurfaced, you’d think at least some of the Lefties will be interested enough to look for them.

  100. My dad had a lighter from his Marines in VN. It was refillable. He got lighters from all of his deployments. I have no idea what happened to his lighters. He stopped smoking 21 years before he died from Stage 4 lung cancer.

  101. I may be mistaken about the MCPO John Denver H8. Calypso or Country Roads May set me straight. Mebbe a little Annie’s Song. 🎶You fill up my senses🎶

  102. The crackhead son of a presidential candidate has a Pr0nHub account.

    I want to say we’ve reached peak 2020, but I don’t want to give God a challenge.

  103. My governor does too.

    Her most popular vid is “Ugly Slag Fucks Whole State”.

  104. why on earth does anyone need a pornhub account? I mean, it’s free

    at least that’s what someone told me one time

  105. To upload, PJ, in case you have a favorite home movie of, say, getting a footy that you want to let other people enjoy.

  106. Colorado Alex – Holy Shiite! 😱

  107. Getting a footie from an underage sex worker. My biggest takeaway from a Trump presidency is his attacks on trafficking. Ivanka. Pompeo.

  108. To upload, PJ, in case you have a favorite home movie of, say, getting a footy that you want to let other people enjoy.

    oooooooooooooooh, got it. That went right over my head

  109. Don’t forget…Rush Limbaugh didn’t vote for Trump
    and on a far less important scale, neither did I
    and we both are this time
    Mine is mostly out of spite though

  110. Colorado Alex – Holy Shiite!

    You’re just mad because the crackhead is getting more hits on his account than you are on yours

  111. and I’m not gonna lie, I’m a fan of Trump’s fuck you attitude, it’s grown on me

  112. The media deserves four more years of this.

  113. Trump 2020: Because You Deserve This.

  114. Trump 2020: Because Pinochet Wasn’t Available

  115. Rush said he didn’t vote for trump??

  116. He did indeed. He said it to Trump when he called in on his radio show
    also said something to the affect of, and I am ecstatic to vote for you this time
    bad paraphrasing

  117. The media deserves four more years of this.

    Four more years! Four more years!

  118. it’s possible Rush was talking about the primaries?

  119. I only voted for Trump to keep Hillary out of the White House. This time, I’ll do it gladly!

  120. Lots of people in that boat.

  121. I voted against Hillary last time. This time I voted for Trump. First time I’ve voted for a politician in a long time.

  122. Same here. I expected Trump to be a liberal NE Republican, and that any conservative policies we got would be gravy.

    It’s fucking Thanksgiving.

  123. Power still out. So done with this bullshit.

  124. ups won’t say how tuckers flash drive got separated from the package, which they threw away.

  125. For Leon (safe)

    https://tinyurl.com/y3dfrwsz

  126. Conveyor ate it.

  127. anti Hillary here too. briefly wondered if I shouldn’t vote, but I did. ill walk over fire to pull the lever this time.

  128. why won’t they say that scott?

  129. Two things could have happened

    1) it was addressed to Tucker Carlson and a liberal noticed
    2) conveyor accident tore it to shreds

    Neither one makes UPS look good.

  130. hopefully someone at fox has a file compare program. winmerge is free

  131. Enthusiastically voted for Trump the first time after overcoming my reluctance to listen to what he was saying. Initially, how he spoke was a obstacle to hearing what he was saying.

  132. https://tinyurl.com/y3dqqwjh

  133. I agree with that, teeroy

  134. Insurgents

    https://tinyurl.com/yxnvksp9

  135. finally had it with a couple people on FB. silence!

  136. Insurgents

    https://tinyurl.com/yxnvksp9

    ahaha that’s awesome

  137. ok. I either saw this on fb or one of you guys posted it and I opened up in a new tab and then forgot where I found it…..either way, it’s really good

  138. These are good;
    https://www.theburningplatform.com/2020/10/29/government-media-ridicule-69/

  139. hah, those are very good Crispy

  140. Mare, I’m guessing I misheard the Rush/Trump call
    I’m thinking Rush was quoting this article
    https://thefederalist.com/2020/10/09/i-didnt-vote-for-trump-in-2016-but-id-crawl-over-broken-glass-to-vote-for-him-now/

  141. I assumed that a lib working at UPS saw it addressed to Tucker and stole it, opened it up and threw away the contents.

  142. Glenn Greenwald resigned from the publication he cofounded due to censorship and the editor’s rabid devotion to Beijing Biden. Talks about that AND the deep state using propaganda against we the people…but we knew the latter.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8pkCZBjgrk

  143. This election and the last one, was never about Trump. It was about ‘us’ against the motherf*ckers in the swamp.

    My daughter, like the husband, didn’t fill in the president bubble last time. Husband will this time and the daughter said she would (because her husband and I asked her nicely to not vote for personality but for freedom…and against the chicom muppet…she totally doesn’t want to pay attention). Won’t matter so much in MO seeing as how he won by nearly 20 points last time. It’s the principle.

    p.s. – did you see the latest Project Veritas of some fat broad (ballot chaser Rodriguez) selling votes (ballot harvesting incl) in TX. Says she’s got 5000 for Biden. Says she’s helped state reps/senators and some judges in their elections for a small fee…democrat and republican. Which begs the question, why isn’t our intel community breaking down her door and taking out evidence?

  144. Ballot fraudster Raquel Rodriguez is a consultant for GOP house candidate Mauro Garza.

  145. Which begs the question, why isn’t our intel community breaking down her door and taking out evidence?

    Because that’s not the intel community’s job. That’s the job of local law enforcement and the local prosecutor.

  146. Danny emptied Ronnie’s piggybank.

  147. Made it through the PET scan without throat punching the tech. Anti-anxiety drugs work.


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