BBF 2020 Championship Round 2

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday 2020 Championship Round 2.

 

 

Contestant’s names in the headers are links to the original 2020 BBF post with additional pictures.

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 ANTJE UTGAARD

Your model for today was born in New Richmond, Wisconsin on August 20th,  1994.  She stands 5′ 10″ and measures 40 – 28 – 38 and 150 lbs.  Please shelter in place and settle down with Miss Antje Utgaard !

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That’ll do, Pupster. That’ll do.

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Antje Utgaard

Doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue.

NTTAWT

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Miss Utgaard wants to be an actress. I would have thought with all her Chess-playing maybe a politician, a math major or engineer.

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PANDORA KAAKI

Your model for today was born July 28th, 1998 in The Philippines.  She stands 5′ even and measures 40 – 26 – 37 and 98 lbs.  Please greet the sun with Miss Pandora Kaaki.

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9/10 would smash

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I don’t normally go for filipinas, but she’s cute. Good herb, pupster. Have a snausage.

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Today’s model is classified “Approved””.

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CHELSEA ARYNE MILLER

Your model for today was born in Berne, New York on September 18th, 1992.  She stands 5′ 5″ and measures 34 – 26 – 31 and 117 lbs.  Please get comfy and get to know Mrs. Chelsie Aryn-Miller.

 

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Comment by MJ on April 10, 2020 7:42 am

10/10 would smash.

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She looks better in her natural state, less makeup not all of our BBF models do.  I wonder if her chesticles are real because they are spectacular.

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Poke-tacular

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BAILEY POWELL

Your model for today was born on May 11th, 1999 in Santa Clarita, California.  She stands 5′ 10″, and measures 36 – 26 – 36 and 132 lbs.  Please grab a feather duster and take your best shot at Miss Bailey Powell.

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Nice smile! Always a plus. Not dead in the eyes, also a good sign.

/stamps “APPROVED”

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10/10 would smash. If I was MJ.

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Classic American tittage.

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155 Comments

  1. Lot of top contenders this week

  2. I’ll vote later when I can view the poll (SYWM) on my phone. Pretty sure my vote will be the Dairy State Queen. Given the surprising emergence of the Russian in late voting last week I would not be surprised if the Filipina emerges the winner given her anatomy which fits in with the more classic BBF models (i.e.: Humongous lactation stations).

  3. Listening to April Wine “Nature Of The Beast” on YT now. I had it on cassette back in high school and listened to it a lot. There’s a few good songs on it but listening to the whole thing now with all the synthesizers and voice filters makes me realize why the grunge scene happened.

  4. Snow came early in CT

    https://tinyurl.com/y4v55d86

  5. https://tinyurl.com/y5dxxxpt

    I wonder if they were tricked out in leather nun costumes

  6. “tricked out”

  7. The longer I listen to April Wine “Nature Of The Beast” the more I realize 16 year old Jimbro had questionable taste in music

  8. That’s okay, Jimbro, I also listened to questionable music when I was 16. My mom got a wild hair from her Moral Majority magazine one day and destroyed most of it.

  9. https://nypost.com/2020/10/08/trump-rips-michigan-gov-gretchen-whitmer-denounces-violence/

    Fact Check: Trump is right, yet again

  10. https://tinyurl.com/y32bj3hh

  11. REMINDER

    https://www.rushlimbaugh.com/special-notes-for-rush/

  12. Thanks, Jimbro, I need to find my little radio because I’m sure the online stations are going to be overwhelmed.

  13. I have my old man radio in the garage and I use it to listen when I’m having a cigar. I’ve found the cheap AM/FM models that cost less than $20 usually shit the bed within a year or two and have poor reception. Even though I never use the SW bands I have had better luck with a cheaper AM/FM/SW model. Pretty sure the one out there is a TecSun and it works okay.

  14. We listen on an ancient clock radio. We have a couple of these old things and they work like a top. The kind that flip over little tiles with the numbers on them, lol.

  15. Wait, I lied, just looked and they’re both digital. Huh. I wonder if the flippy ones shit the bed.

  16. Anyway we don’t use the clocks on them, just the radios and they are good and loud.

  17. I have an RCA clock radio with red LEDs that’s old enough to run for president and would do a better job than Biden.

  18. It’s so old it was built in a US factory.

    Can you even imagine? Electronics, made here?

    Boogles the mind, it does.

  19. heh, my clock radio is ancient, and digital. Just how old are the flippy ones? I had one when I lived at home, and it broke.

  20. plus that clock radio sounds like a bulldozer about ready to back over you. They don’t make them like that. Probably triggers millennials.

  21. Yeah, the alarm on mine is an auditory assault. Haven’t used it since my rest pulse was in the 30s and I was less worried about grabbers.

  22. We should start a pool. How long until democrats complain about Rush giving up his show to Trump is a campaign violation?

  23. My 14 year old grandson hasn’t learned to tell time from a clock with hands.

  24. as a fellow Scandi Iceback, had to go with Antje

  25. Death rate in 2020

    Wait, what?

  26. Tough bracket this week.

    Following up on options re truck. All hope may not yet be lost.

    And HOLY FUCK, MSNBC is worse than I thought, I like my hosts but damn, I can’t take this crap they put on their TV long term…

  27. funny thing is, CNN is worse!

  28. We should start a pool. How long until democrats complain about Rush giving up his show to Trump is a campaign violation?

    He’s hoping for that. At this point, what’s he got to lose?

  29. I was supposed to leave the horseradish plant alone for a year, to let it establish. I think it’s taking over!

    Horseradish!

    Am I supposed to dig up all the roots? Put one back right away, or wait until spring?

  30. Dig up what you’ll need before the thaw in the spring. Leave the rest to keep it going.

    Or don’t. Horseradish is like herpes. You’ve got it forever now.

  31. This is from the NPR “newsletter”. One thing stood out to me in this:

    “President Trump referred to California Sen. Kamala Harris as “this monster” in an interview on Thursday, a continuation of his pattern of attacking Black women with demeaning insults. The president has previously reserved the term “monster” for terrorists, murderers and major natural disasters.”

    Cameluh is a black woman now!

  32. I have a 32-33 yr old GE clock radio back from when I taught 2nd grade.
    As a teacher, I earned points when the kids would buy Scholastic books, and that was one of the things I ‘bought’ with some of my points.

    It still works great.

  33. I just saw that, yes, those guys wanting to kidnap Whitmer, were indeed anarchists. Will Whitmer finally denounce anarchists/antifa?

  34. I usually listen to Rush on one of my kid’s old smaller boomboxes.

    Peej, re: the hygienist’s family member and no covid being counted as covid. I don’t remember you telling me about your friend’s dad. There are quite a few stories out there where this has happened. Saw an article that some doctors in nursing homes were feeling a lot of pressure to code deaths that way.

  35. My son-in-law’s granny passed a few weeks ago and they said she had covid…but didn’t die from it. I’ll have to ask SIL what they wrote on her death certificate.

  36. How long until democrats complain about Rush giving up his show to Trump is a campaign violation?

    How would it be a campaign violation for a radio ‘townhall’? Biden has done late night idiot shows.

  37. Poor rioter with a phone, got his arm shot off

    Wait, you haven’t heard that? Shocker.

  38. How would it be a campaign violation for a radio ‘townhall’? Biden has done late night idiot shows.

    Campaigning while Deplorable. Capital crime to them.

  39. what good are these people?

    ———

    I think you know the answer to that question.

  40. Jay, Just before the ground freezes, dig up all the roots (you won’t actually get all of them). Take the bigger ones that are worth peeling to the kitchen. Replant the string-sized ones horizontally.

    If your weather is still mild, water the plants occasionally to encourage them to size up more in the next couple months before the ground freezes. In late Summer, early Fall, they are small and trying to put on size.

  41. I love the expressions on everyone around him.

    https://tinyurl.com/yxppknbw

  42. Huh. Well, at least they were adults, and women.

    If only that were Frankie’s fetish, rather than peronism.

  43. Time to tune in for the Trump Limbaugh Show.

  44. I can’t wait to hear the caterwauling about Trump on Rush today.

  45. Heard a snippet of Nancy unhinged BS about trying to invoke the 25th.

    They are going to push that to the rest of us, by the way. Being anything but a good party member will be used to declare us all mentally incompetent.

  46. I really want a candidate who replaces “God Bless the USA” with Meat Loaf’s “Everything Louder than Everything Else”.

  47. Live audience… dis gonna be good.

  48. Alex, would you settle a choice tune by Nazereth?

  49. Perhaps.

    But really,

    “I know that I will never be politically correct
    And I don’t give a damn about my lack of ettiquette
    As far as I’m concerned the world could still be flat
    And if the thrill is gone then it’s time to take it back
    If the thrill is gone then it’s time to take it back”

    and

    “And I ain’t in it for the power
    And I ain’t in it for my health
    I ain’t in it for the glory of anything at all
    And I sure ain’t in it for the wealth
    But I’m in it til’ it’s over
    And I just can’t stop
    If you want to get it done, you got to fight for yourself”

    Is pretty much Trump.

  50. I’ll have to listen to it at the first commercial break. It’s been a while, if ever.

  51. please no meat loaf

  52. How long until democrats complain about Rush giving up his show to Trump is a campaign violation?

    All Rush has to do is offer equal time to Biden. He won’t take that challenge.

  53. Biden would be stupid to not take it. But that would play in to Limbaugh’s hands.

  54. Local station cut him off for a station ID and the weather.

  55. I’m not really versed on obscenity laws, but if the priest had locked the doors there would have been no crime? Do most churches have locks on the sanctuary doors or is the chapel always open?

  56. Rush and Trump are just talking away about everything, free form conversation. I’m sure Rush has an idea where he’s going in general but with Trump he’s at his best just talking away

  57. The priest wasn’t wearing a mask

  58. I’m not really versed on obscenity laws, but if the priest had locked the doors there would have been no crime? Do most churches have locks on the sanctuary doors or is the chapel always open?

    In normal times, Catholic churches are unlocked nearly all the time so that parishioners can come in for Adoration of the Blessed Sacrament or simply for prayer in a sacred space. There’s almost always someone who works for the church somewhere in it (often the priest or deacons), so it’s not like they are unsupervised. In more urban parishes or ones without a constant presence, there’s often a code for door access, which would count as “locked”.

    And yes, by civil law, if the door had been locked and the altar area not visible from windows or doors, no crime. That said, the Knights of Columbus do get swords.

  59. “China Plague”

    Heh.

  60. Holy mammoly. Pupster laid down a royal flush this week.

  61. Makes me wanna play poker.

  62. It’d be a shame if the Russians collude.

  63. I’d poke all of them under the right circumstances.

  64. Antje Utgaard may not roll off my tongue, but I bet she’d squirm under it.

  65. I’d say this is going pretty good and I am amused at how often he refers to the CHYna plague.

  66. I went with Chelsie because she’s the right height.

    Also, dat badonkadonk.

  67. I didn’t wakey today did I?

    Oops. Sorry. Hopefully everyone is awake by now.

  68. I wonder what disasters lurk in Pandora’s box.

  69. Calling out Paul Ryan as the reason for Fox’s decline.

  70. https://www.mwthproject.com/oct-2020

    The left can’t even get mythology correct in their symbolism.

    MWTH project and NYC Parks is pleased to present Medusa With The Head of Perseus by Argentine-Italian artist Luciano Garbati in Collect Pond Park, located on Centre St, Lower Manhattan, as part of NYC Parks’ Art in the Parks program. The seven-foot bronze sculpture inverts the narrative of Medusa, portraying her in a moment of somberly empowered self-defense. Medusa With The Head of Perseus will be on view from October 13, 2020 – April 30, 2021.

    In Ovid’s Metamorphosis, Medusa was a maiden in the temple of Athena, who was stalked and raped by Poseidon. Athena, in a rage, banishes and curses Medusa with a monstrous head of snakes and a gaze which turns men to stone. Medusa is herself blamed and punished for the crime of which she was the victim; she is cast away as a monster and then with the cruel assistance of Athena and Poseidon, eventually is hunted-down and beheaded by the epic hero Perseus, who displays her head as a trophy on his shield.

  71. Rush noting that it’s been 1:42 and no missteps or “durrrrr” moments. Hell, not even a potty break.

  72. Wasn’t Medusa punished (by Athena) for claiming she was more beautiful than a goddess, and Poseidon’s interest proved it?

    Her story was one of hubris (a great sin to the Greeks), not rape.

  73. “Drunken Hillary”!

  74. Honestly, a quick read of Ovid makes it seem like like Athena didn’t punish Medusa, but changed her in order to give her power.

  75. I didn’t know that about Paul Ryan. Figures he’d be a turncoat like Romney, dammit.

  76. I do hope Trump gets Barr and Durham off their duffs.

  77. Honestly, a quick read of Ovid makes it seem like like Athena didn’t punish Medusa, but changed her in order to give her power.

    That would parallel Medea, so I could see that. Haven’t read Ovid but I recall talking about Medusa when we read Euripedes.

  78. There are several versions of the story (which is par for the course).

    What I do know is, if Medusa kills Perseus, a lot of innocent people suffer at the hands of monsters and unjust divinities. So, yeah, perfect choice for those aligned with TPTB.

  79. I did a quick search and found two different translations. The first,

    Fame declares the Sovereign of the Sea attained her love in chaste Minerva’s temple. While enraged she turned her head away and held her shield before her eyes. To punish that great crime minerva changed the Gorgon’s splendid hair to serpents horrible.

    seems to suggest that she and and Poseidon had sex, violating the chastity of the temple, for which she was punished. The second,

    They say that Neptune, lord of the seas, violated her in the temple of Minerva. Jupiter’s daughter turned away, and hid her chaste eyes behind her aegis. So that it might not go unpunished, she changed the Gorgon’s hair to foul snakes.

    Suggests to me that the change was a response to the rape, but wasn’t to punish Medusa. Instead it might be seen as a way of giving the victim a means to avenge herself, as well as provide some recompense for the loss of status that the violation would bring.

  80. If Medusa lives, the Kraken flattens Joppa and kills Andromeda.

    Medusa could stop the Kraken herself, but meangirlz gonna meangirl, and Andromeda is prettier.

  81. Suggests to me that the change was a response to the rape, but wasn’t to punish Medusa. Instead it might be seen as a way of giving the victim a means to avenge herself, as well as provide some recompense for the loss of status that the violation would bring.

    I’m not sure how that works. Poseidon is never made to suffer for it or by it in any way save by loss of the Kraken later on, assuming Clash of the Titans didn’t lie to me, and she doesn’t live to exact that revenge even then. I still read it as a hubris story, as the only one hurt by Minerva is Medusa. I guess Poseidon never gets to go back for seconds, but, well, he’s Poseidon. There are other fish in the sea.

  82. Minerva can’t hurt Poseidon, but can give Medusa the power to hurt mortals that are important to Poseidon.

  83. Did Medusa ever do that? I only know of her slaying by Perseus, who’s the son of Zeus and detested by Hera as yet another bastard of her philandering husband.

  84. Y’all are funny as shit.

    Literally.

  85. I, sir, am funnier than shit.

    And I can jump higher than a mountain.

  86. She apparently turned a lot of men and animals to stone. And we only have bits and pieces of mythology that get passed to us. It’s entirely possible that Medusa was symbolic of some ancient cult or set of beliefs that were in conflict with the rising Hellenic cults.

  87. The H2: Titties and mythology.

  88. Just called the recruiter for the Arlington job. She had no idea that I still hadn’t gotten the security clearance email. She has no idea where things stand, but will make some calls and “get back to me”.

  89. I thought that was the jerb you accepted the offer, and you were moving there and stuff. How awkward.

  90. Going back to Medusa: prior to being raped she was supposedly very beautiful, which gave her power over men. The rape could be seen as stripping her of that power. Athena’s transformation of Medusa restored her power over men, but in a new form.

  91. That wouldn’t surprise me. Weird cults surrounding what seem like demons were everywhere back then. The Greeks may have been pagan polytheists but they weren’t Ba’al worshipers.

  92. Imma say fuck it and get a stuffed pizza for dinner.

  93. H2, come for the tatas, stay for classic mythos.

  94. I’ve already said fuck it and ate fritos and a coke for breakfast. I’ll actually eat good food for dinner, plus try to walk/run about five miles tonight.

  95. CoAlex beat me to that observation. Need to hit refresh before commenting.

  96. I have a full day of landscaping and yard work tomorrow.

    We’re moving our little birds to a friend’s farm tonight so they can grow out a bit more before we add them to the adult flock. They’re too big for the trough and too small to fight back.

  97. I need to do the PT for my knee, but with this rain moving in, it feels like nails in my kneecap. Trying Advil and ice right now, will switch to heat when the icepack is too warm to do any good.

  98. On the plus side for me, new friends with a farm.

    They are getting goats soon, so I’ll volunteer to help out at harvest time for the learning opportunity.

  99. Another humongous stromboli (last one never made it to the freezer), two big spinach pies, and 6 little tiny spinach pies for the freezer today. That’s in addition to some white chicken chili that got frozen yesterday. Running out of room in there, might be time to start canning some soup for the cupboard.

  100. spinach pie? sounds communist, or something that vegans eat when they run out of the other stuff they eat.

  101. Well, it’s sicilian spinach pie, aka ‘scacciata’, so its basically a super thin crusted calzone, stuffed with sausage and spinach that has been sauteed in oil, garlic, and onions (I used leeks). Sometimes they put potatoes, sometimes it’s broccoli and sausage, etc.

    If it sounded communist, it would be something like, ‘turnip pie without turnips. Or pie.’

  102. Also I used chard instead of spinach because my garden is producing tons of chard and it tastes better than spinach.

  103. Y’all are all being smart and stuff, and I’m GLARing over Trump beating off the press. Beating off Congress.

  104. he did wut

  105. I saw Leeks and Chard opening up for nobody ever because they aren’t real.

  106. He kept saying “Beating off” instead of “Fending off”. I missed the Fuck in regards to Iran. We were on commercial.

  107. Another humongous stromboli (last one never made it to the freezer), two big spinach pies, and 6 little tiny spinach pies for the freezer today.

    https://is.gd/7RjgYz

  108. ‘turnip pie without turnips. Or pie.’

    I just tried reading “Tobacco Road” by Erskine Caldwell and finally gave it up as too weird and too depressing to finish. I didn’t get very far. The opening scene involves a sack of turnips and people eating them raw (ugh) or asking repeatedly (I mean A LOT, holy cow) if the turnips are wormy with “them damn-blasted green-gutted worms”.

    It takes place near where I grew up, and I remember hearing a lot about it and “God’s Little Acre”, but I don’t think I’m up for reading either one right now.

  109. I’m GLARing over Trump beating off the press. Beating off Congress.

    I Muttley-laughed over that, too, Osita. I am in junior high school, apparently.

  110. Well, it’s sicilian spinach pie, aka ‘scacciata’, so its basically a super thin crusted calzone, stuffed with sausage and spinach that has been sauteed in oil, garlic, and onions

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    Recipe calls for “sausage, spinach, and onions”. You substituted 2 out of 3 of the main ingredients. LOL You should write a cookbook….

  111. I would buy Laura’s cookbook.

  112. The first “Choose Your Own Adventure!” cookbook.

  113. I’m the Scarlett O’Hara of turnips.

  114. There’s really no recipe for scacciata. It’s whatever you have in the garden. Regardless, both those ‘substitutions’ are close botanical relatives of the usual ingredients my mom uses. You can hardly tell the difference, tastes the same to me.

  115. *dispatches a couple of flying monkeys to Pepe’s house anyway*

  116. Comment by lauraw on October 9, 2020 6:08 pm
    *dispatches a couple of flying monkeys to Pepe’s house anyway*

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    Don’t you need to save them, so you can substitute FMM (Flying Monkey Meat) when a recipe calls for chicken?

  117. Laura substitutes FMM for oat bran.

  118. I’m just going to say it: this guy likes his dog.

    https://is.gd/DgyK2u

  119. Well, his song implied it was deeper than that, but I take your point.

    Chicken relocation commencing.

  120. I think some people might be trying to push my buttons. A fruitless activity; there are no buttons. I am as coldly logical and nerveless as a machine, or Leon.

    Also, you’re a poopie head, and your head is full of poop, and you can’t think because all the poop is in your brains.

  121. pretty much, DICKS!!!

  122. FMM? Too funny. Well done suh.

  123. I am as coldly logical and nerveless as a machine, or Leon.

    I’m an emotional basket case with rare moments of lucidity. I take advantage of those times to comment.

  124. Sorry to hear that, Leon. If it makes you feel better, you’re kicking ass at helping out to kill my good time this evening.

  125. It’s a gift.

  126. I’m drinking “un-oaked” chardonnay over ice, to get it as thoroughly wrong as possible.

    Chickens moved to temporary housing without incident.

  127. Kidding of course, nothing ruins my good time.

    *loads floor sanding pad onto wall-mounted electric hump buffer*

    Going apple picking this weekend. Time to get pretty

  128. We’re making a delivery to Greenwich tomorrow. It’s basically the east coast version of Beverly Hills. If you hang out in the center of town you will see 18 year old kids driving Ferraris.

  129. ^^^The church where the priest hanky-pankied on the altar? Statement from the archbishop today – they removed the altar and burned it, and the archbishop will be consecrating a new one tomorrow. Priest immediately removed from duties and “will never serve again”.

  130. Nah, Lauraw, use the 600 grit instead of the 240, the hump’s in pretty good shape for fall.

  131. This is the 2nd half of an estate distribution. According to Trulia the house we are delivering to is worth $3,000,000.

    The first half went to a sister in upstate NY that was living in a shack.
    Picture a troll, living with a dog and too many cats to count, in a tiny little hut on the side of a state highway. I am not sure she had running water. She was absolutely filthy and the stink in the house made your eyes water. I have been in a lot of homes in my life and this was the grossest, by far.

    I can’t believe her sister is a millionaire in Greenwich.

  132. MJ?

    https://tinyurl.com/y2ay435f

  133. Pretty sure she said half sister.

  134. what is the record for pairs of readers laying around the house? I’m at 6

  135. If I buy a six pack, I am down to 2 pairs in a month.

    The missing ones are probably hanging out with lost socks.

    I bet I have 3X that in this house, but can only find 4 or 5.

  136. My readers are specific. 300+450. No sales floor.

  137. I’m unsure as to how many I have laying around.
    2 or 3 pairs in the truck.
    I was trying to keep 2 per floor but I’ve lost at least a dozen. As with most duplicate items only the shittiest ones survive the cull.

  138. For some reason staplers are a hot commodity in casa de monkey. Can never find them. I think they wandered off with the reading glasses but weren’t able to understand the road signs so never made it back. In my mind they’re all enjoying moonshine around a camp fire somewhere in the woods – away from all the Karen’s in life.

  139. haha, I needed a stapler the other day, couldn’t find it.

    I’m buying another 4pack of 1.5s tomorrow

  140. Where IS MJ? He hasn’t turned to prostitution has he?

  141. In this house, it’s scissors that hide, cower in shadows, and otherwise disappear. I bought three 3-packs at Costco once in frustration, and I bet there’s only 2 left in this house.

  142. As long as we’re ranting……we’re ranting here right? I wandered through the living room yesterday and wife is watching some morning show with some woman named Hoda in a leading roll. Hoda had a face built for radio but I digress. She utters the phrase, “out of an abundance of caution” about a dozen times in five minutes. I fuking hate that cliche. Who in the fuck every built anything out of an abundance of caution? Rome? Pax Britticana? the USA? Fuck no. Fuck an abundance of caution. Live! Thrive! KICKASS!

  143. Amen, Pendejo! Every email from management has that phrase in it, and I’m sick and tired of it. We’re exploring space, for God’s sake, a pretty dangerous job. I make it as safe as I can, but I’m not going to hide under the bed until all this blows over, and neither should anyone else.

  144. Comment by Car in on October 9, 2020 11:41 pm
    Where IS MJ? He hasn’t turned to prostitution has he?

    MJ has abandoned us for the HQ.

  145. Dale’s employees resumed production.

  146. For some reason staplers are a hot commodity in casa de monkey. Can never find them
    —–
    Staplers, scissors, tape, pens, screwdrivers, the list is long. After years of being labeled a tyrant when I ranted about the missing item I just kept buying them until we reached some new equilibrium. The one thing I buy in quantity still is pens. The people I live with are incapable of holding on to a pen more than a day or two it seems.

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