Johnny Hates Memes

Only game I watched all weekend. Pats got 0 calls in this one, payback for all the Brady calls.

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  1. Foist

  2. I forgot to include Jay in the meme lister who “helps keep mare* from saying something inappropriate to the lady getting out of her car with the Biden sticker putting on her mask to walk on the beach.”

    *spellcheck want me to write “the mare”

  3. Initial email link to this post was dead … now it’s live

    *Screams … MAAAARRREeeeee!!!*

  4. Wakey wakey

  5. Is Jay still face down in his oatmeal trying to recover from his Cyclones vic over those toothless cocksuckers from Oklahoma? If not, why not?

  6. Comment by Pendejo on October 6, 2020 8:14 am
    Is Jay still face down in his oatmeal trying to recover from his Cyclones vic over those toothless cocksuckers from Oklahoma? If not, why not?

    ———

    LOL

  7. The left can’t meme because the left does not have a sense of humor.

    Unless you think about the antifa simps who when confronted get their ass kicked. That’s pretty funny.

  8. no oatmeal, too many carbs.

    spaghetti squash. And yes, that one was fun. Nothing better than beating the Sooners. Can’t believe we hadn’t done it since 1960 in Ames.

    Only things better are beating the Hawkeyes or Kansas in Bball.

  9. Initial email link to this post was dead … now it’s live

    *Screams … MAAAARRREeeeee!!!*

    That’s because it was briefly posted last night. Stupid phone interface.

  10. Sports radio in Des Moines consists of people fighting about the mother of the ISU quarterback caught on national TV with her mask pulled down. Our first game had no fans, after public outcry (read: mask Karens) called the university president and forced her to call the AD and call off allowing 25K fans in a 65K stadium. This game allowed 15K fans (2nd home game). AD had said there would be “no exceptions” to the mask policy, whatever that means.

    Of course someone called in last night, and asked if the Purdy family was going to be kicked out of games, along with every single other person not wearing a mask.

  11. Rogan O’Handley Flag of United States
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    Level 1:
    Our Prayers worked.

  12. Important update to poat!

  13. Of course someone called in last night, and asked if the Purdy family was going to be kicked out of games, along with every single other person not wearing a mask.

    ——-

    This is insane. I cannot believe that we aren’t getting away from the mask bullshit instead of more Karen bitches whining about it.

  14. https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-020-72798-7

    Study of mask wearing. They DO work, for blocking droplets. But unclean masks actually emit more than not wearing one, because of dust and particle factors.

  15. You know what happens when you ASSUME?

    https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/megan-fox/2020/10/04/hey-uber-drivers-be-careful-who-you-trash-talk-trump-to-n1003394

    Swiss Uber driver thinks all black americans hate Trump.

  16. I checked the score at halftime before bed and thought they might have a prayer. My initial impression of the outcome was confirmed when I checked again this morning. I’m not sure they’d have won even with Cam Newton in and not nursing the Covid.

  17. Good song, hadn’t heard that one in ages.

    Project Veritas now going after Mark Kelly for the gun grabbing. Y’know, I kinda thought Kurt Schlichter’s “People’s Republic” was fiction.

    Is there a meme thing going on with the Fleetwood Mac song? (leprechaun on previous poat)

  18. My plans/2020. I lol’d. Most kids won’t even get the reference.

  19. General Tso chicken is funny in the transition between where the keeton is starting to get a little cranky,.and the hot frying pan, and the sudden realization that this is a racial meme.

  20. Jay, I cut out 2 layers of my mask, my kids wear the flimsiest mask they can find. Did that study use certain masks? Because it’s ridiculous.

  21. hahahahahah, They used surgical and KN95 masks. Yeah, no one is using those.

  22. Three round trips across the country. In contact with people in 5 different airports.

    The airports force you to sit every other seat while waiting to board then you sit next to someone for 4 hours. LOL. You can take your mask off to eat and drink. Yes. Masks are the silver bullet.

    And the effing airlines have the balls to announce before every flight, “Masks are mandatory if you do not comply you will not fly with American Airlines again, please wear your mask for the COMFORT of others.”

  23. I liked General Tao’s chicken meme also.

    And I like the “chicken” too.

  24. Public service announcement: Dunkin’ Donut”s green tea is good and less than half the price of Starbucks. Large for $1.

    Go back to your regularly scheduled programming.

  25. When will this bitch go away?

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  26. The Russian winning round 1 is an interesting turn of events. Rosetta would be proud of us.

  27. Unhinged NSFW rant of the day. Funny how they’ve turned on their own.
    https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2020/10/06/antifa-is-just-an-idea-right-sleepy-joe-portland-antifa-ambassador-rages-at-ted-wheeler-and-city-council-and-lol-watch/

  28. Collusion is the only explanation.

    *calls FBI*

  29. Portland has falllen. LOL

  30. The ultraleftist “pocket” that comes built into firefox now had an article from the Guardian showcasing a mentally ill man (Guardian used his preferred and incorrect pronouns) who’s “fighting nazis” like the Proud Boys by doing “data science” (i.e. scouring twitter and reddit groups for anti-vaxxers and TERFs) to dox people.

    The hilarious things were (1) this ugly creature moved to (not kidding) Berlin, Germany to get away from Nazis after “surviving” the Charlottesville massacre. It also unironically lumped anti-semitism into the Far Right Extremist bundle of anti-stuff.

  31. Every time I see these Antifa folks, I just think they need to be smashed in the street. They want a war? Ok. You’re going to be on the losing side though, because most of us love “Merica.

    The only thing problematic is that Antifa has convinced some young people that Antifa cares about them and their causes. it doesn’t. It’s using you to break stuff.

  32. *answers phone*
    FBI ….
    Please send the dossier.
    *hangs up phone and waits for second round of large files*

  33. The issue is that Antifa is taken seriously in most cities.

    After getting chewed out, called a nazi pig asshole baby killer, the mayor thanks them for their time.

    What a cuck.

  34. I’m with Car in. These people have exited the social contract. There are only two choices, 1) submit to them, or 2) eliminate them.

    Ten years ago I marveled that the French government allowed muslim youths to roam around their cities and burn every car they could find for three or four nights out of every year. Now my own country makes that shit look like Romper Room.

  35. Its an easy choice. Eliminate them with prejudice.

  36. Kill them and their families.

  37. Close the schools and colleges they are born from.

  38. All good suggestions.

    Their families can be saved if they denounce them.

  39. I saw an Instagram post that said, “If you think we are the violent ones wear a MAGA hat for a week as an experiment.”

    This nails it.

  40. I say we do the civil war thing.

    Sure, millions will die but I won’t have to wear a mask to get fucking chicken at Publix in the free state of Georgia.

  41. I don’t think it will be much of a civil war.

  42. Comment by MJ on October 6, 2020 2:12 pm
    I say we do the civil war thing.

    Sure, millions will die but I won’t have to wear a mask to get fucking chicken at Publix in the free state of Georgia.

    ——–

    I am absolutely there. My kids are independent, gun owners, who can handle themselves, I have nothing to lose. Maybe harder with a sweet, young boy to take care of and I’m talking about MJ’s son, not MJ.

  43. My guess is that a civil war would end up like a modern Thirty Years War.

  44. More like Northern Ireland during the Troubles. (I tend to call what’s coming the “American Troubles” as a result.)

  45. I’m joining the Proud Boys. I’m practicing punching techniques so I can knock that guy out just like the PBs did.

    On the other hand, I’m good with firearms and it’s more survivable at a distance so I’ll be happy to act as a cover sniper.

    Also, I don’t want my hip giving out on me just when I’m going to ruin an Antifa knee joint.

  46. I don’t think antifa has any support outside of soros. Once they eliminate that- These people are a bunch of angry losers. Angry because they’re probably huge failures in life. They’re not going to be able to win any “war”. The only reason they’ve achieved any level of “success” (or whatever you want to call it) is because to this point we’ve refused to acknowledge that they’re the enemy

  47. I hope I won’t have to leave my house after some 120 pound weakling Antifa commissar repurposes it for use in the revolution.

    LOL

  48. I suspect that you’re like me in that, if it ever comes to that you’ll leave horizontally, carried by others, and flung into a mass bonfire.

  49. You people talk big, but first time you’re staring down the barrel of a bike lock, let’s see how brave you are then.

    I mean, have you ever come face to face with a purple haired, holes in his ear lobes, tattooed freedom fighter? I guarantee you’ll be doing the Jerry Nadler quickstep.

  50. I have. I’m more worried about a cardiac event in the fight than anything they might throw at me.

  51. Hell, I’m on record expecting to spend most of what’s coming in a shallow grave somewhere.

    Meanwhile, RIP Eddie Van Halen. #fuckcancer

  52. Seriously? Eddie?

  53. You people talk big, but first time you’re staring down the barrel of a bike lock, let’s see how brave you are then.
    I mean, have you ever come face to face with a purple haired, holes in his ear lobes, tattooed freedom fighter? I guarantee you’ll be doing the Jerry Nadler quickstep.
    ————————————
    I plan on mixing in with them. I’m basically half way there already.

    Then, when I get my chance…

    BAM!

    I’ll steal all of the hot pockets

  54. Hotspur, you’re joking right?

  55. I mean, have you ever come face to face with a purple haired, holes in his ear lobes, tattooed freedom fighter?

    I’m pretty sure she was my waitress the last time I ate out in Austin.

  56. No person goes to rumble without proper weapons. Easily hidden extension sticks or Billy clubs, steel toed boots, (if not a gun) are acceptable when dealing with fat, dumb, blue haired men or women.

  57. Lying, diabolical motherfuckers in need of a lamppost.

    https://www.michigan.gov/mdhhs/0,5885,7-339-73970_71692_71696-524105–rss,00.html

  58. I can remember several fun parties in high school and college where Van Halen was often blaring.

  59. Wait, that’s the April order, supposedly the same asshole has issued a new one since the governor has no authority to do so anymore.

  60. That order is garbage, Leon.

  61. Here’s the new smarm from the lying sack of shit that needs a bat to the face:

    https://www.michigan.gov/coronavirus/0,9753,7-406-98158-541432–,00.html

  62. Some top Coast Guard tested positive, so now the Pentagon is getting locked down.

    Coast Guard reminds of the Sketch’s World cartoon, where he calls the Coast Guard Puddle Pirates. Arrrrh.

  63. Two decades ago, when I was a law clerk

    Someone explain the fuck to me how a ratfink lawyer is in charge of the fucking health department.

  64. Leon, you’re never getting out from under it.

    They have determined that no matter what, you will be required to suffer. You need to leave.

  65. Oh, this is how:

    https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/michigan/2019/01/10/whitmer-robert-gordon-michigan-health-welfare/2537118002/

    He’s a leftist shitheel who does what his masters tell him. That’s the face of a man who listens carefully to whatever his wife’s boyfriend tells him to do.

  66. They have determined that no matter what, you will be required to suffer. You need to leave.

    I was here first, and there’s nowhere to go. No choice but to stand ground and make them stop or leave themselves.

  67. I’m making a humongous stromboli out of this wad of nicely aging sourdough I had in the fridge for a couple days. Sausage, caramelized onions, and roasted peppers. Place smells awesome, and I’m the luckiest fake internet dog alive.

  68. At 1:00 you find out who started the Proud Boys and who they are and what they are about:

  69. Unfortunately, Leon is right, there’s nowhere to go. Generally, conservative places are plagued with liberal dicks who gravitate toward politics and make policy. They run the cities because cities are liberal havens for the freaks.

    Conservatives don’t want to be in politics they want to run their businesses and raise their families. Only when forced do they step up. Like several of our veterans.

  70. Leon, I’ve been looking into these youtube channels about growing mushrooms in normal garden beds and I’m totally intrigued. I put it in my journal for when I resume gardening in 2022. Is Spring the best time to put down spawn? It’s one instructive detail these videos seem to overlook.

  71. Also, I don’t know WTF I’m talking about.

  72. Stromboli sounds good.

    Tonight is leftovers for dinner. Either beef strips Instapot-cooked with peppers and onions or butternut squash and sausage soup.

  73. My husband is making ribs which are always good, but I would enjoy what you two are making…a lot.

  74. Oh man, butternush squash shoup. SOON. Well, after we have a hard frost. My squashes are sitting in the sun on the front step a few days. Need a bit more time to cure.

  75. *whines* I am rib-deficient. Scott does not like ribs, and I won’t bother to make them just for myself.

    You know who makes the best ribs? Wiserbud. OMG. So good.

  76. Is Spring the best time to put down spawn? It’s one instructive detail these videos seem to overlook.

    Same times as you’d find wild fruiting bodies of the same species. Fall before the frost and during the rainy season if you want a head start, Spring after the last frost if you didn’t get them in early. Fruiting bodies (aka mushrooms) are the last stage of a successful organism, and it can take time for it to lay down enough mycelium to ‘feel’ like it’s time to fruit out. Whenever you do it, that’s the last time you dig there. Full stop. Anything you do to the soil after that has to be a dropped amendment, no tilling or shovels.

  77. HotBride won’t eat ribs either. But I WILL make them for myself because I NEED them.

  78. I don’t trust a man who doesn’t like ribs.

    That’s halfway to vegan already.

    *side-eye to Scott*

  79. Comment by lauraw on October 6, 2020 5:16 pm
    Scott does not like ribs…..
    ===========
    He may need an intervention.

  80. Does he like tits? Because he may not be a man.

  81. Y’all should just stick to country style ribs. I don’t like wrassling the bone either, which I assume is the reason most folks don’t like “ribs”. Country style is more like pork chops had a fling with bacon’s cousin pork belly.

    In other pork related news, I brought home brisket and pulled pork from the Mac’s Speed Shop for dinner, this time I splurged on some burnt ends which were a big hit.

  82. Eating meat off the bone is a primal connection with food most of us have lost. I remain convinced that it’s half the appeal of Buffalo wings.

  83. You should never have to “wrestle” the meat off the bone…when they are done right.

  84. You are just super skilled, Mare.

  85. Mare’s been wrestling the meat off the bone since March 2009.

  86. I don’t like beef ribs. Texas BBQ is my least favorite. Carolina 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻👌🏻

  87. CoW with the COVID is a Native American meat wrapper.

  88. Rest in Peace Eddie Van Halen. I knew as a teenager I’d never be as talented as you, or get a chance with Valerie Bertinelli, so I aspired to be Michael Anthony.

  89. I don’t cook ribs I just wait for them to be done and eat like a big dog.

    Perfect set up.

    And of course, make the obligatory remark, “The meat comes right off the boner.”

  90. Nice choice Pups. My first VH was their first on 8 track.

    Eddie made his mark, thats fo sho

  91. Beef ribs… make good soup.

  92. Yeah Leon, the no-dig thing is the reason why underplanting with shrooms makes so much sense to me. I’m already doing a no-till garden. I could grow the spawn in straw mulch under a tall Summer crop, and chop n’ drop the spent crop right on top. Bop pop nop lop dop.

  93. TMI. My RLS, Night Terror, sleep walking BS is getting to Dan. He wants his own room. First room to be de dogged will be his. I’ll be shopping for a new bed. Probably Full.

  94. https://is.gd/sB6cqA

  95. Oso, we bought an amazon basics foam mattress for the guest room that is super comfy, the best part was making our UPS driver drag it to the front door for delivery, because he is an asshole who was rude to Mrs Pupster once.

  96. https://is.gd/EJxy4k

    The shipping page says it weighs 50 lbs but it feels heavier and the UPS man really struggled with it because fuck that guy.

  97. Order more mattresses, then return them.

  98. Ooo good call. Maybe some barbells too.

  99. Pups, gel foam or generic?

  100. Scott, returned mattresses are a PITB. Boxed mattresses can never be back in the box. Regular mattresses have to be put in mattress bags.

  101. You could start a home business.

    Bigboxofsand.com is available.

  102. Want to teach your driver a lesson? Order the 120 lb box of sand.

    Crap, that might work.

  103. Doesn’t feel like gel, just says “memory foam”.

    https://is.gd/29dsrf

  104. Yeah, you’d need a space vacuum to get it back down to the size of the box. We slept on air matresses while we were waiting for our stuff to get here, they were OK but not great.

    https://is.gd/35wMsD

    Built in pump was nice.

  105. I’m team cot on the balcony…team skunk is a bitch.

  106. You could drop a bigboxofsand on that bitch.

  107. because he is an asshole who was rude to Mrs Pupster once.

    **fistbumps the king of grudge**

  108. One of my credit cards wants me to download an app in order to activate the card. FUNQ, I’m a Luddite.

  109. Yeah, so maybe the night terrors, sleep walking. and a cot on the balcony are not a great mix.

  110. DSW offered me $30 off to download their app.

    Nope.

  111. Also being a Luddite – I just bitched at P.F. Chang’s. They give you a drinks menu with a QR code, and you’re supposed to scan the QR code with your phone to see the food menu. You can print a drinks menu but not a food menu, I see where the profit margin is here.

    Mr. RFH and I went elsewhere to eat.

  112. My future tavern will be just stew and bread and beer and moonshine. Cash only, no apps. Bread is free if you bring a log for the fire.

  113. “log”

  114. “moonshine”

  115. That was some strongassed moonshine.

  116. Knocked my ass out.

  117. I want a place to live again so I can try brewing another batch of mead, and try my hand at cheese making.

  118. Twitter is gonna break tonight, between Trump’s tweets, de Blasio hassling the Jews, and “The Department of Justice announced an 11AM press conference tomorrow on a ‘Matter of National Security.’”

  119. Apparently a NM congressional candidate admitted that he was in gay pirn movies in his youth. He also had a bit part in Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo. I’m not sure of which one he should be more ashamed.

  120. Boogaloo confirmed! Cancel that guy yesterday!

  121. As to the more poignant issue, I think it comes down to whether he was pitching or catching.

  122. Oso, My wife has the RLS stuff too. We’ve had separate beds for 10 years now. The dog doesn’t even want to sleep with her. She’s quit eating cheese and it seems to be helping along with a Magnesium supplement. YMMV

  123. Diane enjoyed romantic poetry.


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