Memes With Guns

Voting trends in 2016

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  1. The calculus one is my favorite.

  2. wakey wakey

    John cusack has brain rot:

    John Cusack
    @johncusack
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    Women of USA – if you vote for Biden – you will be effectively voting trump into dying in prison

  3. Always liked that tune.

    Taking today to finish things. And recover from yesterday’s incident. Not sure the break there.

    Funny how chinabug keeps coming back to my initial suspicion that the tales of how bad it was in the PRC were a cover for opportunistic oppression…and now it seems that got imported here with the virus.

  4. Thanks for pooshing da button, roamy!

    Thanks for trying to be useful, Car in!

  5. China was pushing the viral videos through the chans, even, that was where I first saw it. People just falling over “dead” in the street in Wuhan.

  6. USS Carl Vinson one is completely badass

  7. Oh yeah … DEBATE NIGHT !!!

  8. I suspect Biden will test positive for covid and be forced to quarantine.

  9. “I would love to debate, but I have the Fluhan Wu.”

  10. They’ll claim Jill has it and Joe has to appear via live video.

  11. Still think that too, scott. I don’t care what the lefties say, he can’t stand with Trump and argue like Trump does.

  12. There is a moron wearing a mask in our Teams meeting. He is the only one with his camera on. I’m guessing virtue signalling.

    This is the Project That Must Not Be Named. I’ve been working this project for three years, and I don’t know this guy.

  13. That was a nice swing from “TrUmP’s EmULumEnTs eleventy!” to “Trump’s broke!”

    Was sad to see Sully in a Biden ad.

  14. Someone has their mic on and is eating. The lipsmacking and chewing noises are driving me crazy (short drive).

  15. He’s got real estate. Permanent debt for real estate is the world Biden built. It’s so deeply embedded in the tax code that accountants will tell you to pay off a car before a house.

  16. At this late juncture, Biden pulling out of the debate would be catastrophic to his candidacy. He’s missed the opportunities his allies have sprinkled around. Hell, even the “I will debate after Trump releases his taxes” gambit has gone by the wayside courtesy of the NYT (who probably had the story and held it until it was obvious that ploy wasn’t going into effect).

  17. He won’t pull out. He’ll debate from quarantine, 4 seefety. Trump will be told <5 minutes before go time. Trump will refuse to participate in the farce, and the media will paint him as a coward afraid of Biden.

  18. They’ll probably have the debate. Biden has had the questions for a month. Unless Biden comes totally unglued, he’ll be declared the winner.

    Also, questions will be framed to hurt Trump.

    Moderator: Mr. Trump, was your appointment of ACB based on your long history of hating and mistreating women?

  19. Someone has their mic on and is eating. The lipsmacking and chewing noises are driving me crazy

    yuuuuuuuuuck
    one thing I cannot stand is being near someone eating a banana. They crackle or something. I dunno. It’s weird.

    I’m glad we have a big bed. The kids want to watch the debate tonight with us and we have no satellite connected right now, or a living room for that matter, so all those stinky teenage boys will be on my bed watching the debate with us
    ugh

  20. First day students are back on campus
    the whoa is me from the teachers is
    woooooooooooow
    I’ll be hiding in my shop all day
    probably farming mats in WoW

  21. I may be the only MMO hound left who’s never played WoW.

  22. My mother and sister will both call me and chew food in my ear on the phone. I tell them I will be getting off the phone until they are done eating. They always sigh and then cut it out.

  23. one thing I cannot stand is being near someone eating a banana
    ————
    It really depends on who is eating it and how the banana is going down which determines my tolerance

  24. *places frozen banana lengthwise on table saw*

    *sets the fence so that 1/4″ is sliced off with each sloowwww pass*

  25. *peels banana halfway*

    **jams knitting needle through banana while making intense eye contact*

  26. I need to start a video channel of just all bad things happening to bananas.

    *sets up banana on target downrange*

  27. Meghan McCain just gave birth to her first child. Liberty Sage McCain.

    Liberty. Sage.

  28. Cindy McCain just joined the Biden campaign officially.

    That family has no sages.

  29. Her husband is Ben Domenech. He has a fat face.

  30. Lauraw, aka “The Banana Hammer”

  31. I foresee a future of diabeetus for little Liberty.

  32. The McCains can go away now.

  33. Waddle back into whatever hole they crawled out of.


  34. Meghan McCain just gave birth to her first child

    Did she actually know she was pregnant?

  35. Did she actually know she was pregnant?

    Of course! I mean, she’d have to guess after gaining a bunch of wei… never mind.

    Still, she had to suspect when she suddenly had bizarre cravings and the urge to eat everyth… again, never mind.

  36. Ben was testing her pee to ensure his lock on the beer money.

  37. I read that as “tasting her pee” and didn’t think that sounded wrong.

  38. Ben “Pee Sipper” Domenech does sort of make sense.

  39. Rush still believes Biden will call it off, mere hours away from the debate

  40. Ben “Pee Sipper” Domenech does sort make sense.

    He looks like he’s asked his wife to piss on him.

  41. NTTAWWT.

  42. Biden won’t agree to the ear check pre-debate. Rush thinks they’ll use that as a “I won’t stoop to this level” to get out of it. Eh, I’d have radio interference directed at Joe’s head to mess up the speaker’s signal and have fun with it.

  43. I want this to trend. I want it to get to the point that he has to issue an official denial.

  44. If he has an earpiece, I guarantee he fiddles with it, obviously, during the debate.

  45. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 29, 2020 12:30 pm
    NTTAWWT.

    YTSVWWT.

  46. I know, but we’re not allowed to notice the abuse of bodily functions nor fluids in modern America.

  47. I see MJ has abandoned us for the HQ.

  48. Now’s our time to talk shit about MJ.

  49. It’s more fun to do that when he’s around.

  50. Ok, that was adorable me thinking I could hide in my room all day….I forgot, even though we’ve been open since August and yesterday was a mandatory inservice day….not ONE teacher decided to come on campus yesterday to see if their shit works. My favorite is how they all sent me an email at 9:15, it was like they synchronized their watches, and said , hey, my stuff doesn’t work, and my class starts at 9:30
    yeah, ok
    bwahyahahaha

    I’m finally learning to not get stressed out feeling like I have to help everyone immediately. I feel like I’m growing into NOT being a doormat anymore

  51. I honestly can picture laura doing a fansonly site with her doing things to bananas
    I guarantee you there’s a kink for everything she just did

  52. You need to request a motorized chair

  53. I honestly can picture laura doing a fansonly site with her doing things to bananas
    I guarantee you there’s a kink for everything she just did

    Only if she crushes one beneath her high heels.

  54. I bet Judge Napolitano would be a subscriber to lauraw’s fansonlys site

  55. I really don’t understand what the Never-Trumpers ,and those who are dang near close, hope to accomplish.

    Someone explain.

  56. They want to keep getting paychecks from the moneyed interests that dictate their opinions. It’s not complicated, they are just dishonest whores.

    A woman in a tube top on 8 Mile is a better person, at least she’s not lying about what she does for money.

  57. And yes ladies, tube tops are for hookers.

  58. I really don’t understand what the Never-Trumpers ,and those who are dang near close, hope to accomplish.

    Someone explain.

    They hate that Trump is revealing how incompetent and useless they truly are. They wanted their cushy jobs where they could sell books and cruises and get paid to lecture college students on how to have a “conservative revolution”, but when there actually is one they panicked.

  59. I always associate the Never-Trumpers with Ace’s frequent refrain of “muh principles”. As I drove to work and heard the top of the hour headline news on NPR I was having the thought about appointing ACB. Any restraint on an appointment this close to the election is long gone. At this point it’s ridiculous to do anything at all in cooperation with the Democrats/Progressives after years of them fucking Trump and the actual conservative wing of the GOP over. Muh principles are used as a tool by the Dems and the Never-Trumpers use to rein in Trump. He has not so politely told them to pound sand.

  60. Tube tops are for everyone.

    *nods at PJM*

    *adjusts elastic down over midriff*

  61. My HS girlfriend used to occasionally wear a tube top that left quite an impression on me

  62. hey hate that Trump is revealing how incompetent and useless they truly are. They wanted their cushy jobs where they could sell books and cruises and get paid to lecture college students on how to have a “conservative revolution”, but when there actually is one they panicked.

    That explains the beltway folks (writers, opinion makers included). But I mean the less connected. “Internet” big names, but aside from that they’re really attending the fancy parties in DC.

    I always associate the Never-Trumpers with Ace’s frequent refrain of “muh principles”.

    I guess its as simple as that. But it’s sorta like these people are somehow immune from what will actually happen if the far proggie left gets in power – which they certainly will do with a puppet Biden at the helm.

  63. For Leon

  64. TAKE MY MONEY.

  65. I think the NT people think highly of themselves for some reason.

    And Trump rubs a lot of people the wrong way. Mostly it’s his exterior, not principled/polished ways, but for a lot of NT appearance seems to be more important than substance.

  66. I see it like this: Trump is the varsity football player who walked into the chess club one day and said, “I want to be president of the club. The rules say that anyone who challenges the current president and wins gets to be president? Fine, I’ll do it.” He wins, and all the geeks who spent their lives reading about chess, writing about chess for their newsletter and “blog”, who made the America High School Chess Club website, who went to chess conventions, etc. are shown up by some random jock who turns out to have an instinct for the game. What’s worse, a lot of the club members like him, because he actually made the chess club popular and got them invited to cool parties and managed to convinced the administration to let them host the chess tournament (which previous presidents kept promising but never followed through).

  67. This is just sad.

  68. What the hell? Let’s try this again…

    https://www.nationalreview.com/2020/09/conservatives-who-want-biden-to-win-should-support-amy-coney-barrett/

  69. “Never Trumpers”

    Big dopes.

  70. so all those stinky teenage boys will be on my bed watching the debate with us

    Make them take a shower. Noone is allowed to sit on my bed unless they have taken a shower.

  71. Would a tube top help me with my job?
    It really IS very hot today. It’s 99 and set to get up to 102

  72. But it’s sorta like these people are somehow immune from what will actually happen if the far proggie left gets in power

    Like Fat Tits McCain. Very upset about the riots in NYC/Manhattan – I guess that’s where they live – but OrangeManBad, instead of democrats being 10x worse while aiding/abetting the destruction of her ‘nest’.

  73. Back in the 70s/early 80s, most of us wore tube tops.

  74. It’s all about rice bowls. Even the lower rung folks dreamed of someday making the big time, and now the entire racket is burning to the ground. The music’s stoppin’ and there ain’t no chairs left…

  75. Back in the 70s/early 80s, most of us wore tube tops.

    Yes, that’s why whores wear them now. A hooker’s best getup is the clothes the girls in the john’s high school class were wearing, and johns are generally older.

  76. Seems like you’ve given this some thought.

  77. At some point I’ll do a poat on my Unified Theory of Hookers.

  78. Halter String Theory?

    It’s a myth.

  79. Halter String Theory shares the same flaws as String Theory in general. It’s not even that it’s wrong, it’s that it’s meaningless even if it’s right.

  80. I’m a believer in the g-string theory, especially the whale tail hypothesis.

  81. I can’t see how that has much support, Alex.

  82. Although, to be fair, it doesn’t cover much.

  83. g-string theory killed it.

  84. Poor li’l poat had to call it an early day on public events.

    Sundown Poat.

  85. I’m sitting here trying to learn R.

  86. Talk like a Pirate day was last week! “Arrr”

  87. Sister tells me there’s a possible opening for a data scientist at her place of employ coming open soon, so I might be back to learning R and pandas pretty soon.

  88. Good luck. I’m still waiting for the email to start my eQIP application so I can get my clearance.

  89. I think there is time for a hot tub soak before the debate.

  90. Comment by Car in on September 29, 2020 7:34 pm
    I think there is time for a hot tub soak before the debate.

    Hostage Hot Tub Debate Viewing Party!

  91. That would be the best way to watch.

    QUICK EVERYONE COME OVER.

  92. It was very nice. I want to get a projector and screen so we can watch movies in there.

  93. New poat.

  94. Drinking game?

    Every time Trump says “millions”, “Chyna”, or “mobs”.

    Every time Biden says “union”, “green” or “come on, man!”


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