Meme, 2020, Gives You Hell

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Of course, The All-American Rejects are the focus of one of the best cover videos evah!

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  1. Shocka=wocka foist

  2. Just a reminder for all of you posters who live for a “mare like.” My computer now will not allow me. I can still give a thumbs up which should be enough positive feedback for your average attention whore.

    I literally don’t know what I’m saying.

  3. Good cover

  4. I don’t see the thumb up/down thingie anymore, haven’t in a couple of years since I downloaded some adblock extensions on my browser. I can see it on my desktop at work and maybe my ipad I think.

  5. “A new so-called wealth tax in California would send tax bills even to people who have moved out of the liberal state.

    The Democrats’ proposal for “an annual tax of 0.4 percent upon the worldwide net worth of every resident in this state,” according to the text of AB 2088, which would create the tax on a vast list of untaxed assets California wants to tax.

    The tax would target not only current residents but anyone who has what the bill classifies as wealth and who has lived in California any time in the past 10 years. It would use a sliding scale based on the number of years a taxpayer lived in the state.”

    What the actual F8ck? No way that’s Constitutional or enforceable.

  6. https://tinyurl.com/y6cgnqzb

  7. If anyone here thinks you’re having a tough day just be thankful you’re not Jerry Falwell Jr

  8. I can’t wait to hear the adjective used by the MSM today.

    Dark?
    Divisive?
    Fact free?

    It’s all bullshit and I love it. This must be hard for the MSM to watch as reality slowly washes over them.

  9. I don’t get the cuck thing.

    I know it’s a thing but it’s as foreign to me as Kimberly Guilfoyle’s volume control.

  10. Wakey wakey

    Heat plus lack of rain has lowered my yields dramatically. Carin, don’t you still have good groundwater because of proximity to your lake?

    It’s just been too hot to want to be outside. Hot and humid.

  11. Too many weird fetishes. What are we not giving our children? Role models?

  12. Oh I see they haven’t settled on an adjective yet. They are a little rattled actually. LOLGFY

  13. What got them Leon?

    Not sure. Two dead outside, one with visible mauling, one inside with no visible wounds. Not enough meat off of any of the three to indicate that the intent was hunger. My money is on a fight with crows or a large raptor dropped in for fun, seems like a fox or raccoon would have eaten at least some of the meat or taken the eggs or something. We’re adding chicken wire over top today, and I need to get some paving stones to line the fence with and hold off burrowers.

  14. Isn’t it funny how the rioting in Wisconsin waited until after the DNC? And yeah, I know, the guy was shot, but you know what triggers it really doesn’t matter.

  15. 2 more unarmed black men to go before we don’t hear about it for another 4 years.

  16. It’s going to be another long day at work today, but there’s light at the end of the tunnel.

  17. *clicks the thumbs up and the like button on my own post, because I can.

    It’s what mare would have wanted.

  18. DROP THE KNIFE.

  19. 25 top walked in at 8 pm last night.

  20. I don’t get the cuck thing.

    I know it’s a thing but it’s as foreign to me as Kimberly Guilfoyle’s volume control.

    I figure any fetish has a lot to do with some unmet part of a person’s psyche. Cuckolds are either insecure in their relationship and their sexual abilities, seeking justification for their own dalliances by allowing her to cheat, or simply self-loathing.

  21. 25 at an hour before close, without calling? Who does that?

  22. maybe they are proving how open minded they are, by allowing their partner to dally around.

    just spit ballin, I don’t get it either.

  23. A good thread on the psychology of conversion and it’s relationship to wokeism.

  24. I’m certain at least part of it is being primed by porn to see a woman you desire having sex with some other dude while you watch, passive, or at least not involved.

  25. Sorry about your chickens. I think you linked a dude on YouTube a while back that added black chickens to his flock to stop hawk attacks. Apparently they look enough like crows to deter some raptors. Of course it wouldn’t stop crows or 4 legged chicken eaters. Black Birds Matter.

  26. Half my birds are solid black. Didn’t stop whatever this was.

  27. Regarding adjectives the libs use to describe the RNC Convention, I haven’t heard much about it. I purposely listened to NPR on the way to work for their take. All I got was some discussion about Article II regarding presidential powers and how it’s been expanding over time, then Mara Liasson (sp?) talking about how Trump laid out a “partial agenda” last night, rioting for justice in Wisconsin and finally a comparison of the prayers at both conventions. Unsurprisingly they thought CATHOLIC JOE BIDEN used a very personal and heartfelt prayer whereas Trump’s choice of the archbishop to lead his prayer was concerning because he said “All lives matter”, prayed for police and mentioned abortion.

  28. Paving stones ordered. To be delivered on 8-30.

    Got 200 of them, because you always need one for something.

  29. According to Kamala Harris, being Catholic is a disqualification for office.

    Trump will bring this up.

  30. No, Mare. It will NOT hold up to judicial review.

  31. Isn’t that the truth, Leon. I got most of the red clay bricks from my mom’s old walkway when she had the area repaved and those things are handy as all get out. They migrate all over the garden and yard for one reason or another.

    Still have an idea bout digging up our old existing clay brick patio and redoing it with the addition of the ones from Mom’s. We shall see.

  32. #NukeCalifornia

  33. I had to line our old yard with pavers to keep Benny from digging out and I ended up with about 50 spare. Sure enough, I only had 6 and a half (one broke and I used half of it) left in the pile by the time we moved 4 years later.

  34. #NukeCalifornia

    3 neutron bombs’d do the job. Hate to kill all the ranchers and innocent wildlife.

  35. “A declared statewide emergency only ends upon the governor’s declaration that the emergency no longer exists. That has yet to occur in the instant case,” Judge Jane Market wrote in an opinion joined by Judge Kirsten Frank Kelly.

    Dissenting Judge Jonathan Tukel said the later law specifically includes an epidemic in the definition of a disaster — therefore requiring that legislators have a say — while the older law does not. The majority’s statements, he said, “mean that a governor can order anything, forever, a truly striking concept in a democratic republic.”

    Two woman judges say the Michigan governor is a de facto dictator for the full term of office, with no check on that from any elected official or officials, in any capacity. May as well dissolve the legislature, it no longer has a purpose.

    https://www.woodtv.com/health/coronavirus/court-of-appeals-sides-with-whitmer-over-virus-emergency-orders/

  36. Those two judges have names, probably addresses. Houses, cars.

    Stuff could break. Things could happen.

  37. Meh, I don’t blame the judges, I blame decades of idiot legislators who pass poorly written laws and try to hand off responsibility for decisions to everyone else.

  38. The law Whitmer cites is clearly superceded by a later one, and judges have a responsibility to interpret law in a way that constrains the other branches. Tukel is absolutely right, here. By this ruling, a MI governor can declare an “emergency” at any time for any reason and rule as dictator for 4 years. Heck, forever, since the emergency could delay elections. Gotta be safe, y’know?

    I blame the judges here. They had solid reasoning to rule against the bitch and chose to keep the Imelda Marcos wannabe riding on her high horse.

    We had 4 deaths(!) from Wuhan Flu yesterday, In a state of 9.98 million people.

  39. Can’t open your gym, can’t open your theater, can’t go into a store without the Mask of the Beast. Supreme Leader for Life has said so.

  40. Classic case of taking a good thing, increased black farm ownership, and making it about discrimination

    https://www.npr.org/2020/08/25/904284865/make-farmers-black-again-african-americans-fight-discrimination-to-own-farmland

    Where I get my 40 acres and mule?

  41. Fuller discussion of the actual legal question, where the other two judges failed the state that pays them, regardless of the the terrifying implications of such a disastrous ruling:

    https://amgreatness.com/2020/08/24/whitmers-unilateralism-persists/

  42. https://www.dailywire.com/news/checkmate-governor-new-jersey-gym-owners-declare-gym-a-campaign-office-to-skirt-lockdown-order

    Carin should run a campaign out of her crossfit box so they can work out indoors.

  43. Car in for Governor!

    Make Deadlifts Great Again.

  44. 230 deadlifts for 6 today

  45. We do work out indoors. FUck Gretchen. I actually worked out OUTSIDE today because we had a big class. Let the newer folks be inside so they could be coached.

  46. FUck Gretchen.

    Not with Joe Biden’s liver-spotted fingers.

  47. It’s raining all over our freshly-cut hay. I’m hopeful it can still dry out after it’s tedded tonight or tomorrow. Otherwise we’re going to have to sell it to a cattle farmer.

  48. I don’t get the cuck thing.

    I know it’s a thing but it’s as foreign to me as Kimberly Guilfoyle’s volume control.

    I’m gonna have to assume the “cuck” thing is from a meme that’s been posted? Pretty much everything on the hostages is blocked when I’m at work…lame

  49. It’s a reference to the accusations made by the paramour of Mrs Jerry Falwell Jr, PJ. Supposedly Mr Falwell liked to watch and “participate” while he serviced the Mrs.

  50. oooh ok. I had to look up the definition of cuck anyway…I though for some reason it was a guy who raised another man’s kids or something like that
    I was suuuuuuuuuuper wrong

  51. The “cuck” thing was a way of bringing folks’ attention to the fact that the GOPe was, in fact, screwing around on their voters while they were forced to watch. Also pointing out what weak-ass bitches they are. It works many ways.

  52. I though for some reason it was a guy who raised another man’s kids or something like that
    I was suuuuuuuuuuper wrong

    This is actually the original meaning, a reference to how cuckoos engage in parasitic fostering of their young in the nests of other birds. The insult is centuries old, implying that the man is raising another man’s bastards and his wife isn’t faithful.

    The modern fetish is a thoroughly disgusting inversion where the brain-damaged “cuck” embraces that identity for sexual gratification.

  53. I had almost made a comment that I’m very grateful for my cuck raising my kids because their dad couldn’t be bothered
    til……..I saw ALL the meanings for it, yeah, nah haha

  54. A man choosing to be a stepdad isn’t a cuckold. A man who’s wife cheats and gets pregnant and tells her husband it’s his is a cuckold in the classic sense.

    And David French — who watches, drooling, from the closet, while a young, well-endowed man plows Mrs French — is a cuckold in the modern sense.

  55. A lot of people try to raise other people’s kids and just can’t love them. The people who accomplish this are rare and special.

  56. Who needs PragerU when I have Hostages University?

  57. We’re more of a community college.

  58. We’re more of a community college.

    ahaha that’s pretty accurate
    dropout rate is kinda high
    then you come back and try again
    drop out
    it’s a vicious cycle

  59. gah
    I’m melting

  60. Gonna be 90+ F here the rest of the week. I have to load and stack 150 bales of hay on Thursday. Imma bout ta melt too.

  61. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 25, 2020 1:53 pm
    We’re more of a community college.

    State Hostage Institute of Technology.

  62. A lot of people try to raise other people’s kids and just can’t love them.

    *raises hand*

    I don’t have to try. I know my personality. It wouldn’t work.

  63. Gonna be 90+ F here the rest of the week. I have to load and stack 150 bales of hay on Thursday. Imma bout ta melt too.

    gah…that kinda heat should be abolished. We should protest or something
    Do you have animals to feed with that or do you grow it for other people? That’s some serious work you have cut out for you

  64. I don’t have to try. I know my personality. It wouldn’t work.

    That’s what my guy thought too…he made it 42 years without having to deal with “booger pickers” of his own or other people’s. He’s an INTJ that has zero need for people..none, nada. That was one of his biggest sticking points for NOT dating me. I was all the red flags he didn’t want.

    This ENFP stalked him for 3 years and wore him out.

    It does help that my kids are fairly good, save minor squabbles here and there…I imagine if they were out and out assholes it’d be a different story

  65. Lauraw: Tomato rice…

    Burn the shit out of a tomato, onion, and a poblano pepper on the grill.

    Liquify the tomato and onion, dice up the poblano really teenie tiny.

    Some people peel off the charred stuff but I keep it on before liquifying for the smoky flavor.

    Add the liquified veg to the rice maker or pot and if you need to add more liquid just top it off with stock. Put in the diced poblano and cook the rice.

    It ends up kinda orange and should have a lot of flavor from the charred veg. The poblano provides a bit of sneaky heat. Not too much.

  66. The best part of a trial membership with Sirius XM because you bought something from a car dealership is the emails begging you to re-subscribe and threatening to send you free in-home surveillance device if you do.

  67. well, whatever that is….I want it

  68. The best part of a trial membership with Sirius XM because you bought something from a car dealership is the emails begging you to re-subscribe and threatening to send you free in-home surveillance device if you do.

    aaaaaaaaaand the little device where you can listen to sirius in your home too

  69. As a human foster fail, amen, lauraw.

  70. As a human foster fail, amen, lauraw.

    Somehow, I don’t think YOU were the fail

  71. Comment by MJ on August 25, 2020 2:22 pm
    Lauraw: Tomato rice…

    So…Spanish rice.

  72. So…Spanish rice.

    lulz

  73. It’s actually a Rick Bayless recipe. So Mexican.

  74. Heh. “Foster fail” usually describes when someone fosters a dog or cat (usually with the idea of readying it for adoption) but winds up adopting the animal themselves. That’s literally what happened with me, mom and dad were foster parents at the time, and I wound up entering their home that way…and they decided to keep me.

    That’s a “fail” I’m eternally grateful for.

  75. aaaaaaaaaand the little device where you can listen to sirius in your home too

    For the low, low price of letting Amazon spy on your living room all day, every day.

  76. *clicks the thumbs up and the like button on my own post, because I can.

    It’s what mare would have wanted.

    ——-

    *closes eyes and nods slowly*

  77. That song always chokes me up a little, because my own ‘stepfather’ was such a monstrous abusive piece of shit. My dad was not a good husband or father, but I was kept safe while he was around.

    If you pay attention to the news stories about little kids who die from domestic violence, it’s almost always the mom’s boyfriend. Almost always.

  78. That song always chokes me up a little, because my own ‘stepfather’ was such a monstrous abusive piece of shit. My dad was not a good husband or father, but I was kept safe while he was around.

    If you pay attention to the news stories about little kids who die from domestic violence, it’s almost always the mom’s boyfriend. Almost always.

    Not just dying, but sexually abused as well.

    Part of the reason that I dislike the whole push for polyamory and non-monogamy: the more you have unrelated men around these kids, the more likely there is for bad things to happen.

  79. Peej, I love the pics of Merv with the kids. Teaching Maddie to drive. Glarvin at Petco. Camping. ❤️

  80. What Lauraw and CoAl said ^^^

  81. My mom was an absolute Saint with the kids she fostered. One of her fosters, visits her and calls her more than I do.

  82. I had the opportunity to date a few girls a LONG time ago that had a kid and I just couldn’t do it.

    Granted, I’m an idiot, but I couldn’t see how it would ever work out.

    Hey you know the father of my kids is a total asshole drunken POS who is super violent. You wanna come over for dinner?

    Pass. Too complicated.

  83. the more you have unrelated men around these kids, the more likely there is for bad things to happen.

    Yup. Even shitty fathers are still highly motivated to protect their kids from outside harm. Just the presence of the father in the home means safety, most of the time, for the kids. He’s blocking the real shitheads in the outside world from coming in.

  84. That’s literally what happened with me, mom and dad were foster parents at the time, and I wound up entering their home that way…and they decided to keep me.

    That’s a “fail” I’m eternally grateful for.

    ok whew
    I feel better

  85. Of course I am happy for you and understand that your family is one of the exceptions, like the song, Peej!! Sorry to get dark on you.

  86. Noooo, this wasn’t dark at all
    I mean, it’s awful because my heart hurts for everyone else, but you’ve always made me realize I’m luckier than I realized. LIke seriously lucky
    and so are my kiddos
    and I like to think Merv is too

  87. Funny thing is, Merv protects the kids from their own dad. They’re the ones they run to after a visit with him

  88. erp, HE’S the one they run to

  89. Merv is awesome. Stoopid Kung Flu.

  90. well, oso…..I reckon if we postpone the wedding long enough, we can turn it into a HUGE San Diego Hostages meetup

  91. You got a good one there, peejmom. Blessings to both of you!

  92. SQUEEEEEE

  93. Go ahead with the wedding, BEST RECEPTION EVER!

  94. You got a good one there, peejmom. Blessings to both of you!

  95. https://tinyurl.com/y3nok4qc

  96. Hey guys, I’ve only shot 3 unarmed black men this month and I think I’m going to be short on my quota.

    Anyone shoot an extra unarmed black man that I can borrow? I promise to pay you back next month when things pick up a bit.

  97. Dan’s barbershop isn’t coming back. They can’t find anyone to buy. Restaurant in the same strip mall has been in business for 32 years. They didn’t survive the Wuhan-Grisham 2nd shut down.

  98. Hey Pepe, white silence is violence! Mare, I can only comment here on my tablet. No computer. No phone. I can like, but only my verified WordPress account on my tablet can chit chat

  99. https://tinyurl.com/yy68ca92

  100. $10,000 in theft in cleaning supplies and laundry. We forced people to steal by limiting the quantity that they could buy. We MADE them steal. Our fault

  101. Used to be so easy to get Rowan to chase your hands around on the bed when he was a puppy. Now he looks at you like, “Dude, wtf is your problem?”. Every now and then he can’t resist the chance to get crazy chasing your hands and he lets the mask slip. Totally worth it.

  102. We now have locked printers that we have to scan our badge and log in with our powerchart credentials to print. I saw the email a couple of weeks ago and finally got a chance to give it a go today. I dropped fewer F-Bombs than my nurse predicted. Not sure why they did this … money saver,security of documents, Big Brotherness. Certainly not a time saver.

  103. https://tinyurl.com/y3r83hvn

  104. Having friends is exhausting. Pool party today. They’re coming to my house this Thursday for a lake day.

    What have I gotten myself into?

  105. Jimbro, pretty sure you cheated on us at the HQ. PRETTY SURE

  106. Are these your fitness friends, Carin?

  107. Yep. We’ve all gotten to be really good friends. Its funny because one of the girls is an old friend of Hannah’s. So, wide age range.

  108. Moose just got the pee scared out of him. He was outside barking and I just assumed it was normal dog barking. Stella started barking at me to get him in … so I I opened the door. He was by the front door and had PEED right there. He ran inside and went directly under my computer table.

    I’m going to guess a hot air balloon went overhead.

  109. We now have locked printers that we have to scan our badge and log in with our powerchart credentials to print.

    Same here, though I have a very old printer (11+) on my desk that I am babying. It has been declared to “die on the vine”, and I have to buy my own toner for it. Every time someone says “you shouldn’t have that”, I tell ’em I’m disabled. I’m not, but I can play that game, and I know they can’t go look because of HIPPA.

  110. https://tinyurl.com/y6sqhymc

  111. That puppers is impossibly cute.

    CUDDLES!!

  112. Jimbro, pretty sure you cheated on us at the HQ. PRETTY SURE
    ——
    Lola made her appearance on the Pet Thread alongside her handsome step-brother Rowan two Sundays ago. I’m surprised no one saw them!

  113. I knew it!!!

  114. We’re all splitters Down here. Seeing Hostage family was pretty cool.

  115. I saw them. Got a little heart-hurt because I’m missing my cattle dogs.

  116. CoW is from Maui. Her mom is from Maui. Her dad lives on Kauai. She can’t go home. She broke her hand last week. She had no idea about urgent care.

  117. If it wasn’t such a long ass drive I’d ask you guys to dog sit on occasion. They have an affinity for smoked meat and the humans who create it

  118. I saw them. Got a little heart-hurt because I’m missing my cattle dogs.

    I miss the one that took a dump on Carin’s balcony.

  119. Mom called me over to hook up her new TV.

    I could only get a picture, no sound. After struggling for an hour I gave up and she returned it.

    I just figured it out. She bought a 28″ Samsung monitor.

    DOH.

  120. DOH!

  121. I filled in some gaps under the chicken fence with about 60# of rocks and we got half of the top covered with poultry netting. Weaving the pieces together takes most of the time, but they won’t sell you a sheet 10′ wide and 30′ long.

  122. There’s a dead deer on the side of the road several hundred yards from here. In this weather it’s about the size of Big Mike’s ass, and smells worse than Pelosi’s denture breath after a bottle of scotch.

  123. We will be empty nesters one week from today.

  124. Drag it into the woods Hotspur. Duh.

  125. Big Mike will do it for $20.

  126. I’m not getting within a hundred yards of it. Driving by it with the top down was bad enough.

  127. We will be empty nesters one week from today.

    longest week of my life

  128. No it’s not.

  129. yes huh
    you’re not the boss of my long weeks

  130. Man, it was a long week. Thank God it’s Friday.

    *cocks head, listens to wife off camera*

    It’s fucking Tuesday? Sonofa…

  131. We’re not the boss of Leon’s week either

  132. Isn’t Tuesday the night they change Biden’s bedpan?

  133. you guys, laura is around. We’re not supposed to say the T word, remember?

  134. Titties?

  135. leon, iowa had 4 X the deaths that MI had, with 1/3 the population. 6210 tests, 983 positive, 15.83 %

    This can’t be real, no way. They keep boosting tests, and positives.

  136. There is a good chance the memory care place won’t accept MIL. Husband took her for a 2nd interview, late this afternoon (they set it late to see how bad she can get and she didn’t disappoint) and he felt the body language of the one nurse, who oversees that dept, was rather negative. He’ll ping them tomorrow to tell them if it’s a no, just say so and don’t prolong it.

    Sis-n-law said she thought the term ‘anhedonia’ described her. The only time we remember seeing any joy in her, is when our kids were little and now with my one year old great niece. What a sad way to go through life.

  137. Weasel words ‘we need to evaluate how she’ll fit’. I get not wanting a 36 hour ranter/howler which might set off the current set of docile charges.

  138. Wow, great intro for Melania. Everyone outside in the Rose Garden (?) and Donnie comes out first. comes out, takes a seat, and the video intro starts.

    Those two really like each other.

  139. Plus she looks better in aviators than Sleepy Joe.

  140. It’s all a scam, Jay. The median age of death from it is higher than average life expectancy, for fuck’s sake.

  141. anhedonia [ˌanhēˈdōnēə]
    NOUN psychiatry
    – inability to feel pleasure.

  142. So much better than any day of the DNC.

  143. I believe the scam of which leon speaks is claiming another victim in MIL. All of this covid/riot sh*t has knocked her already moody/depressive self, over the edge.

  144. Idiot Racist Oliver Willis on the attorney general of Kentucky

    He’s getting dragged in the comments. Knowing this asshole he’s enjoying every minute.

  145. anhedonia

    This is a common experience for those trying to repair dopamine receptors, regardless of the addiction. Often leads to relapse.

  146. And donald was the first one to stand and applaud.

  147. Daphne explained Robert’s peculiarities.


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