MMM Throwback: week 32

Back in the bad old days of 0bama, before governors had realized they could lock us all in our homes and kill our elderly and force us to cover our faces in public and shut down businesses by edict with no end date all because of a moderately bad seasonal flu.

Skating is good for the glutes.

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Boycott Nike.

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Either she likes the feel of this, or it’s really uncomfortable.

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Lucky wall.  She hasn’t hit it yet, either.  Too bad about the aftermarket knockers.

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A woman cleaning.  Patriarchy!

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Monochrome.

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Have a good Monday, be your best self.

129 Comments

  1. Mare, you know deep down in your heart that you wanna get your ass back to Texas. Quit fighting it.

    A Texas that hasn’t pulled a Paul Ryan on Abbot’s wheelchair isn’t worth moving to. I expect Michiganders to get fucked over and go along with it, but TX should be in open revolt.

  2. Herro?

  3. Dead today.

  4. I do like the throwback posts and the old “find the tucker” game.

  5. I’m here. wakey wakey

  6. The Kellyanne Conway think is heartbreaking. Her family is falling apart and the left is celebrating.

  7. I do like the throwback posts and the old “find the tucker” game.

    It’s easy once you realize that they’re all tuckers.

  8. Hey PJM…

  9. I like the people in Texas. The best weather in the world is CA. But Hawaii has my heart.

  10. What did Kellyann Conway’s daughter say on twitter? Anyone know?

  11. She talked about how horrible her mom was for speaking at the convention and announced that she was seeking emancipation at 15.

  12. She said that her mom was only doing it for the money and fame, and she announced that accusation to all of her 236K followers.

    So …

  13. Kellyann shouldn’t have allowed her daughter unfettered access to social media. It’s rotted her daughter’s brain.

  14. Unfortunately these days I’m not sure how you prevent access without cutting off access to the internet entirely.

  15. Know that people that don’t pray as often as they should have said a prayer for you. Keep yer perspective.
    Peace….

    …Beasn, praying for you, hubs, your MIL, and the rest of your family that your path may be an easy one and that you may find peace.

    I know TeeRoy, I had a weak moment. I had been…note the ‘had’… the only one fighting to keep her here. It’s tearing Mr. B. apart seeing/hearing her like this. She’s on another 30 hour rant and gave the night help an ear full. Mr. B. was actually happy to hear that because he thought he had lost it and was hearing voices all night. He’s barely slept.

    And then the morning shift called off. Probably got a text from the night help, whose first night with her was a piece of cake due to MIL crashing after a 36 hour rant.
    Not much sleep for me either. Nightmares all night….theme…I was in a large house..maybe the attic…trying to get away from the monsters.

    Thank you, Teresa. My prayers have been the same for her.

  16. 236K followers?

    She sounds like a bitch from a dysfunctional family.

    And dad is every bit as bad as mom so I’m not sure why the animosity toward her.

    Thanks for the info.

  17. CoAlex – she’s 15. And by 15 she has 236K followers. She is publicly putting our her pre-teen/teen soft core porn images for how long to get that many followers?

    So yea. Her mom should have been watching what she was doing online.

  18. Beanassnsnsnsn why are you keeping her in your home?

  19. Hey PJM…

    Yes, this is what Child Welfare Services should be spending its limited resources on. Non-laws must be enforced against those who might not comply. Much more serious than investigating actual crimes against children.

  20. Carin, have you seen her account? It is hard to imagine a 15 year old with that many followers without showing skin.

  21. Btw, it’s all you f*cker’s fault. You made me the evil I am today.
    Also, the surgery I had has been altered to that I went off and had a baby…..which changes to ‘had a baby by another man’. At 56. Apparently I looked much slimmer than I did before ‘surgery’ and noone loses that much weight after surgery. (I lost 5 lbs in 6 weeks)

    I want to know where my baby at? Did you guys take my baby? I certainly would have preferred a baby to what I had done.

  22. Beasnsnsns, she needs to be in a care facility. That’s what they are for, so your life is not trashed for years.

  23. Mare, it takes time to find a decent facility and more time to get her in one of them. We put a deposit on one yesterday. When a spot opens, then she’ll have to be covid tested, etc. There was a nice place that would have gotten her in, in less than a week but they were super expensive.

  24. She sounds like a bitch from a dysfunctional family.

    And dad is every bit as bad as mom so I’m not sure why the animosity toward her.

    One parent always gets most of the blame, and considering that Kellyanne is likely working long hours while George is at home, the daughter probably hears his side of the story but not mom’s.

    A while back Ace mentioned that it was an open secret in DC that Kellyanne was dating a younger guy, and that she and George were basically still living together for the sake of the kids. That kind of arrangement may work for the younger kids, but I’m sure Claudia sees through the bullshit and hates it.

  25. Lots of these places tell you it can take up to 2 weeks to place someone….part of the reason being CHYna’s fault.

    SO CALM DOWN MARE!

    *feeds mare a sugar cube and gives her skritchies*

  26. CoAlex – she’s 15. And by 15 she has 236K followers. She is publicly putting our her pre-teen/teen soft core porn images for how long to get that many followers?

    So yea. Her mom should have been watching what she was doing online.

    Again, how do you stop her without cutting off complete access to the internet? No phone? She’ll just get her friends to take the pictures and upload them. No internet access? Only if she’s locked in her house 24/7 (ok, so maybe it is possible these days…)

  27. and that she and George were basically still living together for the sake of the kids.

    Just like the Clintons, who get a pass for diddling underage girls, too.

  28. Her dad should have been watching what she was doing online. What does dad even do? Does he work as much as mom? What a f*cked up situation. No way could I still be married to someone who is actively sabotaging me.

  29. I’m gonna start C3PO, “Coundown to Claudia Conway’s Premier on Onlyfans.” You know it’s coming.

  30. The 15 y/o doesn’t pay for the phone, so yes – there are plenty of ways you can control what they do. And, as I said, the social media stuff has probably been going on for a few years – to acquire that many followers. So – when she was 12 or 13? Yep.

    You would think that having a high profile mom, the parents would have been extra caution due to threats.

  31. Oh, good, Beansnnsnssn there’s light at the end of the tunnel.

    #twoweeks

  32. “Claudia Conway Social Media Feud refers to Kellyanne Conway, Special Counselor to Donald Trump and George Conway’s teenage daughter’s presence on social media, most notably TikTok in June 2020. Online, Claudia Conway began speaking about her leftist political views and openly opposing Donald Trump until her parents began setting her accounts to private and taking away her phone live on TikTok in early July.”

  33. On month ago “I love my parents” my mom is my best friend, etc, etc.

    https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/claudia-conway-social-media-feud

  34. The whole thing pretty much says it all (all the videos). She’s 15. FIFTEEN. She looks like she’s 22 (boobs hanging out and makeup).

  35. Holy shit, she’s 15??? You’re right, she looks 22.

  36. I make a point of not being judgey about how others handle crises these days, given my own manifest failures in that regard. Plus I’ve had more than enough experience on the other side of the issue to have some sympathy.

    beasn, you’re doing right. I probably wasn’t far from “I can’t handle this myself” with dad before he passed. You held out longer and against more crap than a lot of people did, and that’s to your credit. Now she needs more help and you’re working on that.

    Once you can sleep well again it will be easier to think about it clearly. Lack of quality sleep buggers everything up.

  37. Kellyanne: I’ve had it. I’m going to divorce George.
    Donald Trump: Not in this White House, you’re not. You’ll need to leave to take care of that. We have enough drama around here.
    Kellyanne (to media): This was entirely my choice.
    Me: *rolls eyes*

  38. I don’t blame him, if that’s true. No reason to give the left more ammo, plus it will sort of take Kellyanne out of the public eye.

  39. My mom is still going on about Melania’s rose garden redo. @@

  40. Aww, no one is paying attention to Jeff Flake now. Time for an outburst.

    https://dailycaller.com/2020/08/24/jeff-flake-republicans-for-biden-dozens-former-gop-lawmakers/

  41. Donald Trump: Not in this White House, you’re not. You’ll need to leave to take care of that. We have enough drama around here.

    ———

    I do not believe he would say that or that it could even be inferred.

  42. I think her daughter is out of fricken control and her husband has done a shit job of being Mr. Stay-at-home. So like most women, she has to try and get shit right now.

  43. I can believe he told her, “Your family has to come first. I completely understand.”

  44. I think Melania’s plan is great. What is your mother nuts about now?

  45. I can believe he told her, “Your family has to come first. I completely understand.”

    ——–

    Agree.

    There are numerous stories of Trump being a loyal friend who puts his friends first.

  46. I can believe he told her, “Your family has to come first. I completely understand.”

    This.

  47. Trump will fire you if you aren’t working out, but it isn’t personal. And I suspect he’d be just as quick to rehire you down the road. Unless you bad mouth him in public.

  48. Why would anyone care what a 15 year old has to say?

    *checks social media

    Oh.

    This is pervy and gross. I bet Tater Stelter is furiously rubbing his tiny weenus between his thumb and forefinger. Ick.

  49. They care because they can use it to humiliate someone close to Trump.

    This girl is going to discover that these people aren’t her friends and that fame is fleeting. Hopefully she will discover this before she destroys her relationship with her family.

  50. Scott Adams, who is pretty much riding the line between insane and genius, is the only person that called out Biden for repeating, for the hundredth time, the lie about Trump and Charlottesville.

    All of the fake Republicans who thought Biden gave an awesome speech and it was just oh so wonderful and emotive can suck a tiny Tater dick.

    Biden’s entire reason for running is a lie, like everything else about him.

  51. I believe that Biden is running because deep down he thinks it should have been Beau’s turn, and this is his way of honoring his late son. Everyone else is allowing this to continue because they either hope to ride his coattails to power, or because they were too busy fighting each other to stop him.

  52. Coalex – that’s what Pay thinks too.

  53. Everybody on this blog is fired. Clean out your desks and leave. Security will escort you.
    https://is.gd/JcDFas

  54. It makes sense.

    I think it’s hilarious that Obama picked him as VP in part because he didn’t have any further political aspirations. He wanted his legacy to stand alone and not be tied up with someone else. Whoops.

  55. Bidens running because someone’s hand is up his butt.

  56. Beau was a declared candidate for Delaware governor in 2016. If he’d lived he likely would have won, and would be well positioned to run now or 2024. Biden would be kicking back writing his memoirs and playing with whatever grandchildren Hunter’s stripper baby-mamas dropped off.

  57. CHYna and the self appointed global cabal ‘elite’.

  58. I dunno. I guess I have a hard time thinking of anything other than Biden really wants to be president.

    He’s run three times. He used his dead kid as a reason to break a promise about running again.

    It’s not as if he’s ever said that he’s running in stead of Beau, but that he’s running because Beau told him on his deathbed that he had to do it for the country. They need you pop!

    EYEROLL

    That movie version sounds great but it’s nowhere near true.

  59. Important question:

    Watermelon>pineapple>honeydew>cantaloupe?

  60. The parts of Texas that would be in open revolt are exempt from the mask nonsense, and we are content to let the rest of you get what you voted for, good and hard.

  61. reverse pineapple and watermelon, and honeydew and cantaloupe

  62. were talking pizza, right?

  63. Of course. Duh.

  64. I would agree, but it depends on the watermelon. Last farmer’s market watermelon I ate was a yellow seedless, and it was awesome. Grocery store watermelons are tasteless and mealy-textured.

  65. wait, wut?

    **waves at “These fish sticks are hard as tits”

    fuck salt!

  66. Beasn, I’m sorry, I laughed about the baby. One of the things on my to-do list when I can lift again is to get rid of my maternity clothes.

  67. Someone got cantaloupe all over the lurking device control panel. Nothing to see here people, move along.

  68. “Hard as tits” makes me think of the Venus De Milo.

    Though, honestly, when I went to see it, I spent more time looking at it from the back. You never see the statue from the rear in photos.

    It’s, really, really good. Like, platonic ideal good.

  69. Fish sticks hard as tits.

    That’s def H2 word salad.

  70. According to Oklahoma City police, a metro married couple is on the run, facing more than 50 felony sex abuse charges involving a child. A warrant has been issued for 25-year-old Robert Inman and 28-year-old Matthew Inman of Oklahoma City. Evidently Robert and Matthew are the married couple.

    https://tinyurl.com/y5gp688c

  71. Evidently Robert and Matthew are the married couple.

    Florida Man is our hero, this day, as he so often is.

  72. We remain short of rain in these parts.

    Surrounded by pop up storms this afternoon. Was walking through Capital City a couple hours ago in humid 90 degrees and hot sun. I could see black clouds to the north and smell rain but we didn’t get any. A couple hours later on my drive home, the black clouds were to the south. Pavement dry. I was thinking, “Those greedy mufakus on the other side of the river are stealing my rain clouds again!”

    Then when I got to our street, it was drenched. YAAAYYYY

    Just enough so I don’t have to water the spinach flats.

  73. We got about 2 tenths of an inch of rain yesterday. You can’t even tell it rained today. So far this summer, maybe 1.25″ total. Everything is burned and dry.

  74. More pictures of “women cleaning” please and thanks.

    Annie Thorisdottir

    https://tinyurl.com/y2gg95bl

    I’m getting dejavu again. Annie Thor’s Daughter from Iceland.

  75. If they cast Annie as Chick Thor, I’d have less of an issue than I do with the 88# Natalie Portman.

  76. Yeah I was going to ask for “more like this” and I did a quick image search and got Annie, but I seem to recall doing the same thing the last time you posted her which speaks to my constancy, hardwired preferences, and failing memory.

  77. Boy 2’s phone died this morning, won’t boot. I made several helpful suggestions and some not so much (jiggling the handle) but it looks like he’s going to be incommunicado for a few days. We’ve got a couple phones that could be a temp solution but he is stubborn like his mom and wants THIS ONE. I hate to send him out in the world without a phone but I’m not giving him mine.

  78. After the next last few 90+ degree days, we are headed into good cooking weather again. Sunny days, cool nights.

    *rubs hands together*

    I just made some jambalaya rice, to go with scallops in a buttery pepper sauce. I am drinking a beer. Cheryl Lynn is singing ‘Got To Be Real.’ Life is quite excellent at this precise moment.

    When the shadow of the house covers the garden I’ll toddle out there and see what’s up.

    Want to weep sometimes when I think of how many of my best years I wasted on being chained to my retail business. Could have been living like this the whole time, while young. Damn.

    Oh, I know it won’t last. But. Right now.

  79. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 24, 2020 3:20 pm
    If they cast Annie as Chick Thor, I’d have less of an issue than I do with the 88# Natalie Portman.
    =====

    This. I have no problem with someone like Gina Carano fighting and kicking ass. However, when they continually show 97# women beating up 300# guys or just doing physical stuff that they clearly aren’t strong enough to do, I roll my eyes….

  80. LOL

    https://tinyurl.com/yywoubkq

  81. https://tinyurl.com/y2b9zzbb

  82. What? you don’t think Taylor Swift can kick The Rock’s ass?

  83. I’m a fat, middle-aged guy who gets winded cutting grass in a small yard with a push mower. I could kick Taylor Swift’s ass without breaking a sweat.

  84. Life is quite excellent at this precise moment.

    https://tinyurl.com/LtoR-Lauraw-Life-Pupster

  85. https://is.gd/rHjLZx

  86. When my husband had invoices, shipping, inventory, etc., we made a lot of money but it was a 24 hour a day never-ending, grind and worry.

    He now has none of that, we don’t make as much but life is sooooo much better as far as stress, time to enjoy things, and not getting stiffed by clients (to the tune of about $300,000). Yeah, not ready for retirement but it’s a good trade-off.

  87. Your mom likes to get stiffed.

  88. It’s been a few years and a lot of miles but I remember the names of the people who stiffed me after I worked my ass off for them. Theft of money or of merchandise hurts, but theft of labor hurts more. It’s more personal and insulting.

  89. An odd thing has happened. The 3 individuals who stole from my husband are all dead, 2 from cancer, one from a heart attack.

    Of course, thieving jerks are living in a bad place in their heads and their hearts and it can certainly kill you.

  90. https://tinyurl.com/y3jfbzpl

  91. https://tinyurl.com/y5b5tblu

  92. The 3 individuals who stole from my husband are all dead, 2 from cancer were trampled, one from a heart attack mysteriously drowned in a bucket of water.

  93. Hotter ‘n a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire.

  94. This summer has been brutal. On average we have 17 days above 90, up to 35 days so far.

  95. Finger licking good is being dropped by KFC because of covid.

    It’s a stupid time to be alive.

  96. Mare, I miss having karma explained to me. Was it Tushar?

  97. After the next last few 90+ degree days, we are headed into good cooking weather again. Sunny days, cool nights.
    *rubs hands together*

    I just made some jambalaya rice, to go with scallops in a buttery pepper sauce. I am drinking a beer. Cheryl Lynn is singing ‘Got To Be Real.’ Life is quite excellent at this precise moment.

    When the shadow of the house covers the garden I’ll toddle out there and see what’s up.

    Want to weep sometimes when I think of how many of my best years I wasted on being chained to my retail business. Could have been living like this the whole time, while young. Damn.

    —————————————-
    This is an awesome comment. I was thinking about you guys when I made a batch of tomato rice the other day.

    It’s just rice, but takes a lot of effort. I thought that you’d appreciate it.

  98. What’s tomato rice?

  99. Probably just rice with tomatoes. No big deal.

  100. These kids think that chopping up a tomato is like crazy culinary effort.

    Whattayagonnado

  101. It’s like cauliflower rice but mushier, almost like a sauce

  102. Sounds horrible.

  103. Why is Fox making my watch the RNC on CNN?

  104. Watch CSpan. No commercials. No talking heads

  105. CNN is televising it? amazing

  106. Cards Royals on. No CSpan

  107. although Kim Klasik is supposed to speak. The one with the awesome Baltimore ad. One that every GOP city rep should copy

  108. CSPAN? Cable TV?

    La- Ti- Da.

  109. We aren’t that fancy.

  110. Pretty sure you can watch on YouTube. RNC is pretty lit. Diamond and Silk are streaming.

  111. Kim Klasic speech and ad

    She would be the most liberal Republican, but it would be fun. Mfume will win though.

  112. Why is Fox making my watch the RNC on CNN?

    THIS!!!! Hannity the fucktard idiot interrupted Vernon Jones.

    Also, Trump oughta make an ad out of Herschel Walker’s speech. Hot damn.

  113. Lost half the chicken flock to a predator today. Going to have to add more fencing tomorrow, dearest daughter is just going to have to be bored while we get it done.

  114. I should have heard it but the windows were closed for the AC.

  115. Maximo Alvarez’s speech busted out all the dusty onions here.

  116. That was a good speech, roamy.

  117. Pretty sure this has been more diverse than the DNC’s first night.

  118. I’ve seen a lot of it. Actual plans, capitalism good, why Biden is bad. Not just Orange Man Bad.

    Tim Scott up now.

  119. I loved Maximo – Our Country.

  120. Sorry Leon, that sucks. One of the reasons I’m thinking of not gardening next year. I could start a chicken project and have no distractions.

  121. “Important question:

    Watermelon>pineapple>honeydew>cantaloupe?”

    i would imagine you would want to insert the smaller one first…. then work your way up….
    just a guess tho – not my thing yannow –

  122. What got them Leon?

    The heat has been brutal for gardening this year.

  123. Heat plus lack of rain has lowered my yields dramatically. Carin, don’t you still have good groundwater because of proximity to your lake?

  124. So far, we’ve only lost one chicken, and it died in the coop. I’m surprised, because we let them out all day, every day. (Knocks wood). I really thought we’d lose at least half of them by now. Lots of predators, chickens are stupid, and we didn’t have any experience with them. So we have a bunch of chickens, and a ton of eggs.

  125. Darren’s emotions remained placid.


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