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Your model for today was born on November 21st, 1986 in Louisville, KY. She stands 5′ 6” and measures 35 – 28 – 35 and 110 lbs. Please send your fan mail to Miss Amanda Ashlee Mertz.

 

 

 

HAT TIP to JAYINAMES for spotting Miss Mertz.

164 Comments

  1. Wholesome looking model this week. No wonder it was hard to find gifs and pictures of her. She looks like a Trump voter in a good way.

  2. Traveled to MA last night for my mom’s funeral later today. Staying at the Holiday Inn which has been a clusterfuck. When we checked in they gave us the key to Room #318. When we opened the door and piled in the room, the couple on the bed (thankfully clothed) was watching TV and just as surprised to see us as we were them. After a trip back to the desk we were given a new, unoccupied room. In the quest to wind down I turned the TV on. Well, I tried to. Remote was not working and Ben found the button on the TV. It was on CNN and I couldn’t change it. Click to off. The reason the remote wasn’t working became apparent at 0500 when the fire alarm began chirping. No one has stayed in these rooms for a while and routine maintenance has been neglected.

    “I’m gonna need to speak with your manager”

  3. Yeah, most hotels are running skeleton crews. When I stayed in IN the owners were taking turns running the desk and doing laundry.

  4. LOL at the Jay in Ames link.

  5. Speaking of hotels, I am really, really, really sick of the “On the Road Again” ad that Fox News plays every 10 minutes.

  6. She’s kind of the full package. And by package I am not referring to what is in the H2 standard cargo short.

  7. OMG, it gets better … Ben asked what the square thing inside his pillow was this morning. I unzipped the pillow and out fell a little black plastic device, about 4 x 2 inches and a half inch thick. Markings of “CR” on top. Opened it up, discovered it was a drug scale. Yes, there was white powder on it and double yes, we immediately washed our hands.

  8. Covid lockdowns and masks are a scam. You can go to Walmart but not smaller stores? If you don’t get that, forget it.

  9. Holy crap, Jimbro.

  10. Last guests that stayed here were probably so stoned that they didn’t hear the fire alarm chirping or realize they were watching CNN all night

  11. Can you send the scale back to me Jimbro? TYIA

    9/10 would smash.

  12. I totally missed that Biden called for mandatory mask wearing for a minimum of 3 months. At the federal level.

    Jeez. That’s not even possible, let alone probable.

  13. didn’t realize they were watching CNN all night

    ——–

    lol

    wasted

  14. I cannot think of a word that describes how much I hate wearing a mask. Besides it being uncomfortable and unhealthy, the whole, “let’s not get the most important social cue ever…a smile to anyone” makes me sick.

    And the control issue is THE issue…don’t get me started. Americans are sheep. We know that now. The rugged individualist is in the minority.

  15. Pups, this girl is really pretty and has a lovely body, what happened?

  16. She doesn’t look like a bed duster at all.

  17. Speaking of hotels, I am really, really, really sick of the “On the Road Again” ad that Fox News plays every 10 minutes.

    as I read this, it was playing

    wakey wakey

  18. Biden can go fuck himself.

    Whitmer is having a presser at 11. Probably echoing biden’s mask bullshit.

  19. We need to wear masks while outside. While in side. While eating. While exercising.

  20. Wear a scream mask.

  21. Pups, this girl is really pretty and has a lovely body, what happened?

    I’m not sure I understand the question. Did you watch the videos Mare? All the links at the end of the post.

    This one didn’t make the cut.

    https://tinyurl.com/y33wdhby

  22. If a rational person takes just one minute to think the mask-wearing through they end up laughing out loud at state and possible national policy.

  23. I was on my phone so did not do links! Will do now.

    I hope this wholesome looking girl isn’t a skank. But then again, why do I care?

  24. Nice smile. Better as brunette. 8/10 would smash like an asteroid into Chixulub.

  25. Will do now.

    The production quality on the second one really makes you wonder about the level of financing available for furry-midget-foot fetish-power tool porn.

  26. The production quality on the second one really makes you wonder about the level of financing available for furry-midget-foot fetish-power tool porn.

    ——–

    heh, so true but I thought it was precious.

  27. First

  28. Does she or doesn’t she?

  29. Comment by TeeRoy Jenkins on August 13, 2020 10:39 pm
    @ Jay, hang tuff man and take your vitamins. The only easy day was yesterday and all that happy horseshit. Lemme guess? Salary?
    The oppressors are keeping you down bro. You need to throw off the shackles of the bougie capitalist system that works you like a slave. Furthermore, you should receive reparations from the oppressors in the form of gym clothes and shoes. Feel free to bash in the windows of your nearest sports store and help yourself. If on the off chance you’re arrested…no worries, either the DA will not prosecute or else we’ll have a “fund” pay your bail, supply a attorney, and counter sue for violating your civil rights. All you have to say is you’re mostly peaceful protesting.

    You know his avatard isn’t his real color, right?

  30. Sorry Hotspur, in my research I saw no indication of a grandpa fetish.

  31. Why am I not surprised?

  32. In GA there’s no requirement to get a conceal weapons permit other than a form and $75.

    I love the South.

  33. Does she or doesn’t she?

    Girls this pretty generally don’t have to.

  34. IN law was similar when I had mine. $25 and some fingerprints. No letters from neighbors, no test.

  35. Kamala Haris will no doubt be doing a bang up job on the campaign trail today.

  36. Kamala is not black, is that correct?

    1/2 Indian from India, 1/2 white? Is that correct?

  37. She’s half Jamaican, half IT support.

  38. Jamaican is black, correct?

  39. Half pot half dot.

  40. So white, Indian (from India) and Jamaican.

    So 1/4 black?

    If I’m going to judge people based on their race I need to know their race. Lefties keep telling me this is important and that somehow in America this matters more than anything and you cannot do anything or get anywhere without race factoring in.

  41. That pic of the old administration on the Morning Report at Ace’s really is a who’s who of failure and wrongness.

  42. I’m guessing Kamala can only call herself black and not African American since her dad was born in Jamaica

  43. PJM, you seem awfully white to me.

    I can smell the privilege wafting off of you. Everything must come easy to you and you probably didn’t have to work for anything. Oprah says you are privileged so there you have it.

  44. Yeah, she calls herself black but she’s not african american.

    I don’t know much about it other than actual african americans make the distinction.

  45. I’m getting a little bit tichy about being forced to have a vaccine for a half-assed virus that is a half-assed plandemic. I don’t want to get the vaccine because it’s bullshit but I still want to shop, fly and stay in hotels.

    I’m effed.

  46. Comment by MJ on August 14, 2020 9:50 am
    Half pot half dot.

    Damn it, I had been searching for that joke and you beat me to it.

  47. Funny note: One of those pictures had a Miss Kentucky sash, I think that Miss Elizabeth was a Miss Kentucky contestant.

  48. I don’t want to get the vaccine because it’s bullshit but I still want to shop, fly and stay in hotels.

    In the last bit of this book that I read, there was something like this that you had to do to buy or sell, and a mark that went with it so people near you knew easily if you’d accepted it. Super creepy if you ask me.

  49. Finding bribable pharmacists who are willing to give you the card and squirt the “vaccine” in the trash seems like a worthwhile pursuit in the near future.

  50. mare, the ho is half black (Jamaican) and half dot Indian. Up until now she has always referred to herself as black because down with the struggle and affirmative action of blowing an old dude for career advancement, yo. NOW she – or the scum at CNN – are trying to pass her off as possibly the first Indian American to run/win preznit.

  51. And she pissed her family off when she went on some radio show and tried to be all hip in bragging about the Jamaican side of her liking the weed.

  52. https://www.conservativereview.com/news/horowitz-kansas-health-officials-present-manipulated-deceptive-chart-mislead-public-mask-effectiveness/

    This plus Hawaii’s experience should tell us that these things don’t help at all and no one should be bothering anymore. We knew that in 1920 after they didn’t do shit to stop the Spanish Flu and decided to forget because fascists never tire of using failed ideas if it lets them oppress you.

  53. Where is it being said that we will be forced to take a vaccine? Even total anti-vaxxers aren’t being forced to get commonly used for decades vaccines.

  54. Seen on the interwebs…

    “Groper Joe(‘s handlers) has made his VP candidate pick, and it’s Kamala Harris – who rode to political prominence on Willie Brown’s penis.”

  55. Beasn, they won’t “force” us, they’ll just require a “vaccine passport” to fly, go to stores, go to restaurants, etc.

  56. Right now you can’t attend public schools or most private schools without proof of vaccinations. Expect that to expand.

  57. I can smell the privilege wafting off of you. Everything must come easy to you and you probably didn’t have to work for anything

    I will admit, when we were homeless for freaking 20 months…I did have the privilege of knowing the hostages and receiving their love and support. That right there is an honor
    you dumb fags

  58. I can smell the privilege wafting off of you.

    Privilege has a no-so-fresh smell to it.

  59. In the last bit of this book that I read

    ——-

    The Bible?

  60. Comment by beasn on August 14, 2020 10:34 am
    Where is it being said that we will be forced to take a vaccine? Even total anti-vaxxers aren’t being forced to get commonly used for decades vaccines.

    ——-

    Tucker Carlson just had a show on it.

  61. omment by leoncaruthers on August 14, 2020 10:28 am
    Finding bribable pharmacists who are willing to give you the card and squirt the “vaccine” in the trash seems like a worthwhile pursuit in the near future.

    ——-

    I would absolutely pay for that. Don’t want to hear any bullshit on the “morality” of it.

  62. Kamala Harris is black because the democrats say she’s black, you racists.

    She’ll probably blow it for Biden again today.

  63. I’m trying to figure out how to find a pharmacist who will do a fake covid test.

    The results are generally fake anyway.

  64. Privilege has a no-so-fresh smell to it.

    Smells like pumpkin spice

  65. I can smell something wafting off of you. Not sure it’s privilege.

  66. Oso?

    https://tinyurl.com/yx9h7ygu

  67. Amanda Mertz was Miss Kentucky 2012. She is also a RN, former Miss Coors Light, Hooters Girl, I think she makes a living being pretty and personable on video. Lives in Nashville, TN.

  68. I can smell something wafting off of you. Not sure it’s privilege.
    Eu de desperation and countless did you try turning it off and on again?

  69. The Bible?

    Maybe. I read a lot, that sounds right, though.

  70. She’ll probably blow it for Biden again today.

    Or Obama, given how much he’s praised her. Probably gave her pointers, too.

  71. My smoke alarm just started chirping. I blame Mare Jimbro.

  72. Or Obama, given how much he’s praised her. Probably gave her pointers, too.

    Those are called tips. Just the tips.

  73. Before Biden offered the job to Kamala, he began with, “Now let’s get something straight between us…”

  74. My smoke alarm just started chirping. I blame Mare Jimbro.

    It’s a trap. Get out of there quick.

  75. I need cat litter and shelf liner. Not for the same place. However, I don’t want to put on an effing mask and go to Walmart where the freaks are. Not necessarily excluding myself.

    Roamy, I’ll pick you up a nine volt.

  76. “Children IN CAGES.”

    They still are making that accusation? Liberals are fucking stupid.

  77. Wonder why they haven’t showed this picture much:

    View this post on Instagram

    Grateful every day to be Momala to Ella and Cole.

    A post shared by Kamala Harris (@kamalaharris) on

  78. Nice looking kids. I bet they’re glad they take after their dad.

  79. they are her step kids, right? so yes, they take after dad

  80. Bitch blows her way to the top, and then gets kids the lazy way.

  81. After swallowing as many kids as she has I’m surprised she stayed so thin.

  82. J’imes – condolences Bro.

  83. The optics of her family, even though they are stepkids, isn’t really politically sell-able.

  84. God…Dad!!!!!! Really??????

  85. When Biden tapped Harris she almost blew it.

  86. I’m really looking forward to the book after Biden loses chronicling how Obama didn’t really like him and told him not to run.

    It’ll be a big seller because A) it’s true B) it’s true.

  87. We should give Hotpur a 24 hour ban.

  88. Mika is a weird chick. Very weird. Would not like as a friend or as someone to get “news” or commentary from.

    She needs therapy and sex better than what that beady eyed freak is giving her. CALM DOWN, Mika.

  89. She needs therapy and sex better than what that beady eyed freak is giving her. CALM DOWN, Mika.

    yeah…that dude
    What a pair. ick

  90. I don’t think Mika has sex. What say you, MJ?

  91. Mika has probably burned out the motors on two Sybians by now.

  92. I think she probably does. She seems kinda slutty to me.

  93. Oh, my, gosh, did you see Ace’s headline? He doesn’t think Mika is getting it good from Beady-Eyed either. Whoa. Same wavelength.

  94. They have some sort of weird forced chastity relationship where she isn’t allowed to sybian unless she begs, and then he stops her before it can cure the hysteria.

    That’s my bet.

  95. You’re welcome.

  96. There’s no way Joe is a dom. My guess is that he really is a cuckold.

  97. Who’s he using as a bull? David French? Jonah Goldberg?

  98. She probably goes on the prowl for frat boys down at the Georgetown bars.

  99. She might be all the way down to D&D conventions given her looks these days, and those are all cancelled for WuFlu.

    That would explain the frustration.

  100. Pepe, I give that 🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁 Pinochets

  101. They have some sort of weird forced chastity relationship where she isn’t allowed to sybian unless she begs, and then he stops her before it can cure the hysteria.

    That’s my bet.

    ooh and people say *I* am oddly specific

  102. wait…what is sybian?

  103. Oh right. I’m supposed to believe that you don’t know.

  104. Well, I don’t know either. I just assumed it meant she likes it in the pooper.

  105. Or “back hole” for those of you who think pooper is indelicate.

  106. Yeah, I have no idea what it means and there’s noooo way I’m gonna look it up on my work computer

  107. A Sybian is basically a saddle with a vibrator attached.

  108. Job update.

    I was scheduled to interview on Tuesday with the two principles of the firm. Day of the interview, only one logs in for the interview, because the other had a last minute conference call. No worries. The interview seems to go well. I tell her that I have another offer on the table and so I need to know fairly quickly because I don’t want to leave the other company hanging waiting for a decision, and because I need to let my current job know as soon as possible that I’m leaving so they have time to start finding a replacement. She tells me they’ll let me know this week. On Thursday I follow up with a call and I’m told that the Chief of Operations will let me know today.

    Today he sends me an email that the other principle wants to schedule an interview for some time next week.

    Yeah, no.

  109. oooh I was totally going with what hotspur was guessing

  110. Today he sends me an email that the other principle wants to schedule an interview for some time next week.

    grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    If your time isn’t that important to them now, it probably won’t be if you work for them either

  111. PJM, exactly.

    And if that’s how they are now, I’m sure that within six months I’d go crazy from frustration.

  112. Hard pass

  113. Hard pass

  114. My lead asked me to log into a register to scan a few items. Register didn’t take my login. Found out today that cashiers are getting 15$ an hour now.

  115. Yeah, wtf is sybian?

  116. Sybians were a nomadic steppe people known for using specialized saddles that would withstand long periods of hard riding.

  117. They were wiped out by the Scythians, iirc.

  118. They replaced the Hitachi tribes due to their superior technology.

  119. I have heard it claimed that the Hitachi could wrangle an orgasm from a stone, so that’s quite the claim.

  120. I wrangled an orgasm from your mom. It wasn’t even hard.

  121. The variability in women’s ability to climax is like a cruel joke on both sexes.

  122. Do you think Biden found it hard making his mind up about Kamala?

  123. I don’t think he had any say in the matter.

  124. https://tinyurl.com/L-to-R-H2-Pupster

  125. hah, pupster coming in to cool down the hormones

  126. Sent an email to the DC job accepting their offer.

  127. Dear people buying all the guns,

    Please stop buying all the guns.

    I would like to buy some of the guns now.

    Thank you.

  128. Has anyone heard where the Democrat Convention will be held, and will Kamala Harris be coming?

  129. I hear she’d like to, but never quite seems to make it. But you go ahead and have a good time.

  130. Pass.

  131. Congrats Alex.

    I have a good friend that just moved to DC. When I visit him we’ll be sure to meet up.

  132. MJ, that sounds like a plan.

  133. Dear people buying all the guns,

    Please stop buying all the guns.

    I would like to buy some of the guns now.

    Thank you.

    Agreed. Daddy needs an AR-15.

  134. I’ll visit if I ever have to travel again.

  135. MJ owes me a drink. He’ll never come to Ann Arbor to pay up, so he can buy you one instead. Then it will technically be on me.

  136. We are getting ready to tackle MAs doghouse. It was her refuge from Gingy for years. Step by step. Piece by piece.

  137. Dear people buying all the bullets,

    Please stop buying all the bullets.

    I would like to buy some of the bullets now.

    Thank you.

    fixt for me, knew I shoulda learned how to reload.

  138. Wonder how Jimbro’s mom’s funeral went and if he found any more drug paraphernalia.

  139. A computer virus has brought everyone into our room, probably will give us a real virus.

  140. My sister is drunk posting on FB. Pray for oso.

  141. I’m drunk and listening to my grad school’s online commencement ceremony. Pray for oso.

  142. Gross.

  143. I’m drinking wine straight from the bottle while on zoom.

  144. I want to get drunk, but we have to print work orders this weekend. That’s our goal for Monday morning.

    Plant needs orders, keep everyone busy.

  145. Passed my qualifications, keep everything real tight out to 20 yards then got a little spread to the left. Guy says “You passed. ” I said, “the qual?” He said, “the course, come in tomorrow and do the presentation practical and your good.” Yay me.

    Pups and CoAlex, Palmetto State Armory is a good place to start looking for additions to your power tool collection. My son turns 21 on the 31st. I picked up his Springfield XD M 9mm this evening on way home. Private Transfer. Got the full Monty. Mounted light, replaceable palm swells, 3 mags, holster, twin mag holster, magazine extensions and cheater loader all in one pelican style case. It’s been a good day.

  146. Congratulations, TeeRoy!

  147. Congrats on the passing!
    We have a Texas Springfield XD40 and i cannot handle the kickback..
    I think i just got triggered seeing the name
    That thing is scary
    Same with the shotgun. Hate it.

  148. Ok, am I the only one that isn’t sure the blond and the brunet are the same gal? Did she just have a bunch of work done?

  149. love my mossberg shotgun. lots of shot went through that.

  150. Ok, am I the only one that isn’t sure the blond and the brunet are the same gal? Did she just have a bunch of work done?
    There’s a post?

  151. Yea I know. Pup puts in all this work and only a couple comments. Some of those Gifs had women who had totally gone overboard on the implants and not one word.

    She probably is the same gal. With everyone wearing masks now I’ve come to realize I recognize people more by their voice than their face. I’m not sure who the person is sometimes till they say something.

  152. Home from work. Who served a well done filet today? THIS GAL

  153. Congrats Coalex on the new jerb. Do you have to move? I’m confused on that.

  154. I will be moving to northern Virginia. Current plan is to give my notice to work next week, and leave on September 12-13.

  155. what’s in Northern Virgina that I’d want to visit?

  156. Im not sure. I don’t know of any Ragnar races, although there have to be some since it’s DC and that’s the kind of thing a bunch of type A personalities would be in to.

  157. Arlington National Cemetery. You can watch the changing of the guard at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. We missed it while we were there but the grounds themselves are incredible. So much history.

    We also went to the Udvar-Hazy Center. That place is just fantastic even if you aren’t all that into aviation. Just the history alone. I stood in front of Enola Gay and was like whooooooaaa, is that a replica? Nope, the real deal.

  158. Really, the whole area is lousy with museum and historical sites and great food destinations.

  159. Be a good place for a meetup if any of you lazy, coward-ass mufakus would ever host one.

  160. Mount Vernon, Monticello. I mean, golly. What is there to see indeed.

  161. Anyone want to come to a moron meetup in San Diego? I’d host it

  162. Distant echoes rattled Paulina.


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