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We’re in the Matrix

I’m pretty sure we’re living in a simulation. To support this claim I want to draw your attention to the crazy that is 2020.

First, we’re witnessing white people become absolute racists in order to combat racism. I can’t only assume one of our programmers left a hashtag open and, well, here we are.

Second, a Chinese virus that was supposed to end the world – or at least come close – has turned out to be a bad flu season. I would bet all of my fake money that the code was outsourced to India and they read the requirements wrong. Covid = sys.exit() got written as: scriptcovid.2 (covid = flu. Dot not feather, always fucking up the code, amiright?

And lastly, this poor soul seems to have been built from a base character, but the game developers forgot to make the change from sausage to taco.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the weirdest thing on the internet at the moment…Danielle Muscato. Here’s a brief recap of the story if you haven’t heard about it. Basically our friend Danielle went into a Kroger and blew up at some poor soul that wasn’t wearing a face diaper. Danielle tried to get help from the store security guard and manager but they declined to prosecute this grave injustice. In response, Danielle starting harassing Kroger and the manager about their policy, and well, the blowback was swift. Look, this probably happens a few hundred times a day but for some reason this really struck a nerve with people. I have no idea why, except that perhaps Danielle is the avatar for all social justice warriors and you know, is a man.

Danielle is on the right

Something fucky has happened here. This guy isn’t really even trying to be a girl. All of the pictures on her website, except for one of her in a dress, show Danielle looking like this. Trannies everywhere should be appalled at his lack of follow through. I mean, those eyebrows, that t-shirt, and her beard is swallowing her suck hole like a competitive eater.

Welp, dear reader, this cognitive dissonance led me down the rabbit hole into a mind bending trip that no one, not the best writer, could possibly create. Hunter S Thompson on his best day couldn’t touch the reality that is Danielle.

Here’s a brief list of accomplishments from Danielle’s website, which firmly cements her status as a social justice activist:

Founded a high school student organization for atheism…as an adult.

Played 1000s of live shows as a bassist, guitarist, and pedophile.

Successfully campaigned for the release of Fiona Apples 3rd album by Sony music entitled ‘Sgt Pedophile’s Lonely Hearts Club Band’

Ordained minister; Universal Church of Pedophilia

Viral ‘tweetstorm’ after President Trump (PBUH) reacted to an SNL skit.

Clearly our friend Danielle is very accomplished and a serious person that is very serious and accomplished and in no way a pedophile. And you might be thinking that Danielle seems a little weird but hey, aren’t we all? Nope. A quick perusal of her YouTube channel, which she wants you to see and is promoted on her website, leaves no doubt about Danielle’s requirements were lost in translation.

Just sorting by date you will find that Danielle loves poetry, grifting for money, dispensing feline medical advice, flexing about getting a room at a battered woman’s shelter cuz she’s a victim of domestic violence, and straight rocking the bass as a member of Nick and the Fireflies.

It doesn’t end here, although after watching the video about the battered women’s shelter I sort of lost the desire to attempt humor. SJWs are a confused mess of incoherence that lead me right back to my theory that we’re in the matrix. This can’t be real. Dave is just bad code.

SJW. Not even once.

Lastly, here is a review of this post (how is that even possible?) at a website that I’m developing for a groups of friends. It’s actually funny so you’ll want to check it out.


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120 Comments

  1. Comment by Car in on August 11, 2020 10:00 am

    Danielle is trolling us.

  2. Comment by MJ on August 11, 2020 10:02 am

    I thought so too.

    It appears that it’s real but also an elaborate grift. Dave goes from living in a nice place to a shelter to couch surfing to traveling all over and then back to living in a van. It’s a mess.

  3. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 11, 2020 10:08 am

    The more we destroyed every cultural institution and vilified every traditionally masculine or feminine behavior, the more we get these nutjobs. It’s a combination of power politics and a desperate need to craft some sort of identity for oneself in the absence of external guidance.

  4. Comment by Car in on August 11, 2020 10:14 am

    I like this: “Postmodern woke Marxism is a viral infection of the brain. And it’s contagious. Be safe out there, people.”

  5. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 11, 2020 10:17 am

    This guy needs Jesus. And he really, really needed a dad. Maybe he had one, but my money’s on no dad and a couple of overly-friendly “uncles”.

  6. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 11, 2020 10:23 am

    Dad got kicked out of the house, and mom was too busy with her boyfriend.

  7. Comment by MJ on August 11, 2020 10:25 am

    I just think it’s funny to see a video of a man with bear sized hairy arms picking out women’s glasses.

    He’s basically Rosetta in a dress.

  8. Comment by MJ on August 11, 2020 10:29 am

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d0tW-n2G-I

  9. Comment by Car in on August 11, 2020 10:33 am

    What an idiot. WTF is SSAcon?

  10. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 11, 2020 10:33 am

    I got three seconds into that video and had to tap out.

  11. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 11, 2020 10:36 am

    Science, Secularism, Atheism?

    Same-Sex Attraction?

  12. Comment by Car in on August 11, 2020 10:37 am

    Trans women can get awfully ugly.

  13. Comment by Car in on August 11, 2020 10:39 am

    The video of “her” homeless shelter room – its right after the 2016 elections and “she’s” wearing a safety pin on her “black … something something” sweatshirt.

  14. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 11, 2020 10:43 am

    <I.Trans women can get awfully ugly.

    That’s because they’re guys.

  15. Comment by Pupster on August 11, 2020 10:48 am

    I think my cringometer is busted.

  16. Comment by MJ on August 11, 2020 10:52 am

    Dave is a pedo. It’s pretty obvious.

  17. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 11, 2020 10:55 am

    Physiognomy is real.

  18. Comment by Pupster on August 11, 2020 11:00 am

    There should be an anti-patreon website where we can take Dave’s money away and give it to his victims, like maybe buy the Kroger manager Andy a beer.

  19. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 11, 2020 11:04 am

    Somewhere on the Deep Web I’m sure there’s a guy who’ll rob Dave’s house for a small fee.

  20. Comment by Brother Tim on August 11, 2020 11:06 am

    Y’all straight up ditched me!

    (reads post)

    …aaaaaaaaand I’m thankful for it.

  21. Comment by Hotspur on August 11, 2020 11:22 am

    This place is full of douchebags.

  22. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 11, 2020 11:27 am

    And yet it still had room for you.

  23. Comment by Pendejo on August 11, 2020 11:30 am

    This poat reminds me of when I was a kid and used to go to the farm and shoot rabbits with my .22. And not feel a bit of remorse. As Mare would say, I don’t even know what I’m talking about.

  24. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 11, 2020 12:10 pm

    This guy definitely seems like someone 4chan would dox.

    Bad things would happen after that. Be a darned shame, it would.

  25. Comment by MJ on August 11, 2020 12:12 pm

    He wants to be a celebrity. He has tons and tons of social media accounts, a podcast, a website, etc.

    It’s so weird.

  26. Comment by St. Jude on August 11, 2020 12:19 pm

    Sigh…. What a stupid time to be alive.

    I just don’t go to stores that have policies I don’t agree with. When DICKS’™ stopped selling guns not because of market forces but because the owner got woke, and upon waking discovered a bucket full of sand in his vagina, I stopped shopping at DICKS’™. To be fair, their prices sucked and their merchandise was low-rate hippy BS by and large, so I wasn’t shopping there religiously anyway… But still. Didn’t give the manager shit, didn’t post on twatter, didn’t scream for attention. I just stopped going. And I give them the half peace sign every time I drive past.

    This spastic oxygen thief said in s/his OWN DAMN WORDS that you can order from Kroger online and get it delivered. So, if s/he is worried about the Rona world tour, why TF doesn’t s/he stay TF home and order?

    Oh yeah…cuz power. Same thing as rapists… It’s power they want and power they will seek. That is all it ever was about. One of the biggest narcotic highs you can get is being agreed with. The only drug that will get you higher is FORCING others to agree with you.

  27. Comment by beasn on August 11, 2020 12:33 pm

    Jimbro, I’m so sorry about your mom. I’m glad you all made it down to see her. You are a good son. Hugs/prayers to you and sis.

  28. Comment by beasn on August 11, 2020 12:36 pm

    It used to be tradition to leave a window cracked for the soul to move on. (Scandinavian)

  29. Comment by beasn on August 11, 2020 12:47 pm

    Regarding mare mentioning how many ‘normals’ can’t wrap their heads around their favorite celebrity doing depraved things….back when the Michael Jackson thing was going on, a couple of the women I worked with, who had children, took his side saying that the kids and their parents were in it for the money and if it were their kid, they’d beat their arse.
    I asked them the following –
    1. would you have allowed your children to go to the sleepovers of just him and children?
    2. Do you not find it strange he had sleepovers with just children?
    3. Do you think him some ethereal being instead of a man who may have perverse desires?
    4. Did you know they found pedo porn in the same room he had those sleepovers? To which one responded they taught their kids to behave and not snoop while at other’s homes. o_O Which led to…have you heard of the word ‘grooming’?

  30. Comment by MJ on August 11, 2020 1:02 pm

    The mother ship is kinda funny these days.

    Lots of commenters seem to think a civil war is coming. I just don’t see it.

  31. Comment by John Gillespie on August 11, 2020 1:13 pm

    I parked my car today in the same spot i always do………came back later and my spot was empty. Turned to look down the row and no car. Looked back and I was standing next to my car. My oldest daughter was with me and said it was the same with her. So we had a shared hallucination, or someone forget to program my car back in until I noticed it was gone…………………freaky.

  32. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 11, 2020 1:25 pm

    Do we have a n00b or did a regular forget his normal login?

  33. Comment by mare on August 11, 2020 1:33 pm

    hahaahahah, mental illness is not funny unless they force me to participate then I feel free to point and laugh.

  34. Comment by mare on August 11, 2020 1:37 pm

    Hey, Danielle, you’re butt ugly. And you’re nuts. No, not a little, you’re completely nuts. Get some meds, cut off your balls-please and go away.

  35. Comment by mare on August 11, 2020 1:39 pm

    Have you noticed that not one, not two but three of the people making policies in the craziest cities are trans/whatever/weirdos? WTF?

    Who votes for these psychos?

  36. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 11, 2020 1:41 pm

    Most of the trannies are in appointed positions.

    Except Lightfoot, who isn’t a tranny but instead has a chromosomal defect.

  37. Comment by Pupster on August 11, 2020 2:01 pm

    I think my matrix programmer is just fucking with me at this point.

  38. Comment by mare on August 11, 2020 2:09 pm

    Anyone know about the “shooter” at the White House yesterday?

  39. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 11, 2020 2:25 pm

    Interview seemed to go well. It looks like it could be an interesting job. Lots of travel, if I want it.

  40. Comment by Hotspur on August 11, 2020 2:38 pm

    Comment by John Gillespie on August 11, 2020 1:13 pm
    I parked my car today in the same spot i always do………came back later and my spot was empty. Turned to look down the row and no car. Looked back and I was standing next to my car. My oldest daughter was with me and said it was the same with her. So we had a shared hallucination, or someone forget to program my car back in until I noticed it was gone…………………freaky.

    Comment by leoncaruthers on August 11, 2020 1:25 pm
    Do we have a n00b or did a regular forget his normal login?

    Some douchebag with bullwhips shoved up his ass wandered in when Mare left the door unlocked.

  41. Comment by Pendejo on August 11, 2020 2:39 pm

    Regarding mare mentioning how many ‘normals’ can’t wrap their heads around their favorite celebrity doing depraved things…

    The day the OJ verdict came down a bunch of us were gathered around the TV waiting and listening to the news idiots. When they announced it there was a collective groan in the room except for one black young lady who screamed, “I knew my baby dinduit. He too fine to kill anybody.” A white guy says, “Paula, you know they found his dna at the scene of the murder, right?” She says, “I don’t know nuthin bout no dna but I know my baby din kill nobody.” He tries again, “His hair was at the scene. They verified it through dna testing.” Paula responded, “Damn, boy, everybody know that all nigga hair look the same.” This ended the discussion. I wish I could say that I was making this up.

  42. Comment by Hotspur on August 11, 2020 2:39 pm

    Anyone know about the “shooter” at the White House yesterday?

    Yeah, what do you want to know?

  43. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 11, 2020 3:07 pm

    I’m calling it here:

    Biden’s VP pick will be Hunter in blackface and a wig.

  44. Comment by Brother Tim on August 11, 2020 3:09 pm

    Y’know, when I said the eventual nominee would be someone who wasn’t running, I meant wasn’t YET. Not someone sliding in as a Trojan Veep. But hey, whichev.

  45. Comment by Pendejo on August 11, 2020 3:14 pm

    Little known tape of a conversation between Joe Biden and Hillary. He was remarkably lucid on this day.

  46. Comment by pajama momma on August 11, 2020 3:21 pm

    So are scott and laura just sitting around their house nekkid right now?

  47. Comment by Jimbro on August 11, 2020 3:32 pm

    So are scott and laura just sitting around their house nekkid right now?
    ——
    That’s what I call a Tuesday

  48. Comment by St. Jude on August 11, 2020 3:52 pm

    1:13 pm
    I parked my car today in the same spot i always do………came back later and my spot was empty. Turned to look down the row and no car. Looked back and I was standing next to my car. My oldest daughter was with me and said it was the same with her. So we had a shared hallucination, or someone forget to program my car back in until I noticed it was gone…………………freaky.

    Comment by leoncaruthers on August 11, 2020 1:25 pm
    Do we have a n00b or did a regular forget his normal login?

    Some douchebag with bullwhips shoved up his ass wandered in when Mare left the door unlocked.

    ————————————————-

    So a regular who forgot his normal login, then. Glad we sorted that out

  49. Comment by St. Jude on August 11, 2020 3:52 pm

    I’m guessing Oso. But I won’t rule out Teeroy.

  50. Comment by osoloco11 on August 11, 2020 4:00 pm

    I don’t drive.

  51. Comment by mare on August 11, 2020 4:12 pm

    Hotel’s was he black? White? Antifa? Mus!im? Old?

  52. Comment by Hotspur on August 11, 2020 4:15 pm

    Mare’s drunk again.

  53. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 11, 2020 4:24 pm

    Harris. He really went with Harris.

    Oh man this is gonna be fun.

  54. Comment by Jimbro on August 11, 2020 4:32 pm

    President Harris

    Can’t wait for the fawning articles about her fierceness, impeccable sense of style and toned biceps

  55. Comment by Jimbro on August 11, 2020 4:32 pm

    “Yass Queen”

  56. Comment by Brother Tim on August 11, 2020 4:32 pm

    Well hell, it wound up being someone who was running.

    I don’t know if that makes them more or less insane for the choice.

  57. Comment by Brother Tim on August 11, 2020 4:33 pm

    Late night, November 3rd:

    “…what do you MEAN, we LOST California…?”

    (I know, won’t happen, but still)

  58. Comment by mare on August 11, 2020 4:38 pm

    Damn AUTOCORRECT TO HELL!

  59. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 11, 2020 4:41 pm

    Comment by Hotspur on August 11, 2020 4:15 pm
    Mare’s drunk again.

    Can’t be. Her pants are still on and she hasn’t fought the cops.

  60. Comment by osoloco11 on August 11, 2020 4:47 pm

    I guess the committee chose Kamalatoe AKA Heels up Harris. Jim Crow Joe wanted Susan Rice.

  61. Comment by mare on August 11, 2020 4:49 pm

    Harris is a shitty choice.

    Lololol

  62. Comment by Pupster on August 11, 2020 5:04 pm

    The day the OJ verdict came down a bunch of us were gathered around the TV waiting and listening to the news idiots.

    I was a service technician at the time, when the live TV broadcast was on I was in a young black man’s home. He cheered. I was flabbergasted. He saw the look on my face and said “A black man can buy freedom if he has enough money.” We both knew OJ was guilty. He was happy for the win for his team.

  63. Comment by Jimbro on August 11, 2020 5:07 pm

    Wonder if they’d allow a pro-Trump campaign … never mind, they wouldn’t. Someone ought to try anyway to demonstrate the double standard.

  64. Comment by Hotspur on August 11, 2020 5:24 pm

    Vice President Cum Dumpster has a nice ring to it.

  65. Comment by Hotspur on August 11, 2020 5:25 pm

    Vice President Snake Juice Guzzler

  66. Comment by freemattpodcast on August 11, 2020 5:37 pm

    Your not French, either. Daniel. There I corrected it

  67. Comment by MJ on August 11, 2020 5:38 pm

    The best part about picking Kamala is that Obama never wanted Joe Biden to run.

    He not only fucked Obama over by running, he fucked him over by taking out Kamala for future consideration. Nice job Joe.

  68. Comment by Hotspur on August 11, 2020 5:42 pm

    Isn’t Biden a little old and feeble for getting blowies?

  69. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 11, 2020 5:48 pm

    in the coming days, we are going to find out just how awesome Kamala is!

  70. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 11, 2020 5:48 pm

    sorry about your mom, jimbro

    /not a euphemism

  71. Comment by MJ on August 11, 2020 5:51 pm

    It’s def 2012.

    She’s exactly like Paul Ryan. Seems like a good pick but is totally disingenuous and as exciting as a hamster duel.

  72. Comment by MJ on August 11, 2020 6:00 pm

    This is totally weird. Trump is completely coherent and on message in his press conferences.

    Jeez. I don’t normally watch these things but he’s really pretty good.

  73. Comment by mare on August 11, 2020 6:02 pm

    She’s exactly like Paul Ryan.

    ——–

    Well, they are both political whores, so maybe.

  74. Comment by mare on August 11, 2020 6:04 pm

    Comment by Hotspur on August 11, 2020 5:42 pm
    Isn’t Biden a little old and feeble for getting blowies?

    ——–

    ewwwww, you made me picture part of his old, shriveled anatomy I’d rather not ever think of. GROSS.

  75. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 11, 2020 6:12 pm

    This is totally weird. Trump is completely coherent and on message in his press conferences.

    Jeez. I don’t normally watch these things but he’s really pretty good.

    His big speeches have gotten a lot better as well over the past four years. I really do think he’s one of, if not the best politician in a generation.

  76. Comment by mare on August 11, 2020 6:15 pm

    And the best part about Trump? He’s not a politician but out politicians all of them.

  77. Comment by mare on August 11, 2020 6:16 pm

    But being smarter than politicians wouldn’t take much. Politicians are attention whores. Not particularly smart. Like Rush said, politics is Hollywood for ugly people.

    Nailed it.

  78. Comment by MJ on August 11, 2020 6:22 pm

    I need to think about this a bit more but Kamala seems like a poor choice.

    And the fake story about how his poor departed son really thought highly of her is just too much.

    FUCKING EYEROLL

  79. Comment by mare on August 11, 2020 6:26 pm

    You’re a genuine asshole if you believe Biden’s son gave a shit about a known political whore. Now Hunter, maybe.

  80. Comment by mare on August 11, 2020 6:27 pm

    I know you dont , MJ. That was to Biden’s constituency.

  81. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 11, 2020 6:30 pm

    Kamala is a poor choice, but they don’t have anyone else. Rice would have raised the spectre of Benghazi again. Any competent Dem would make Biden look bad by comparison.

  82. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 11, 2020 6:33 pm

    So, does picking Harris mean that the Biden campaign is basically giving up on the votes of black men?

  83. Comment by osoloco11 on August 11, 2020 6:55 pm

    Condolences, Jimbro. 🙏🏻❤️

  84. Comment by Car in on August 11, 2020 7:05 pm

    Trump’s speeches/etc are always more “everyman” talks, and when you watch them in their entirety they are usually good. Can you take out little snippets and make him look like an ass/idiot? Yes. But fuck that.

    I’m sick of the polished politician. You think if Trump read from a teleprompter in front of greek columns people would have a different opinion of him?

  85. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 11, 2020 7:10 pm

    Trump’s speeches have a very unique structure and cadence. He’s mastered using those little asides to keep attention on the speech and to spread them in a way that makes them work.

  86. Comment by Brother Tim on August 11, 2020 7:10 pm

    Well, I pulled a boneheaded stunt. Prepaid $15 of gas on a gift card, then got distracted and drove off. That’s $15 of buying power I wasted. I don’t even know why I did it that way. Self-inflicted injury.

    I just hope whoever got the benefit of it is thankful. Though I know odds are it’ll be some entitled jackhole. FML.

  87. Comment by osoloco11 on August 11, 2020 7:20 pm

    If you still have the receipt for the gift card, you can cancel the amount.

  88. Comment by osoloco11 on August 11, 2020 7:21 pm

    Trump is an entertainer. His speeches are comedic. Some of the best stand up around.

  89. Comment by MJ on August 11, 2020 7:52 pm

    We’re going to hear a lot about Beau Biden. Not so much about Hunter.

    Which will drive Hunter into a drug fueled bender, I’m sure. I mean, how many times do you have to hear that Beau was the good son and you’re the POS that took the skin boat to tuna town with his wife?

    Poor Hunter. Three kids. Three wives. But about to be in the graft big time if Daddy Dementia wins the race!

  90. Comment by osoloco11 on August 11, 2020 8:02 pm

    Skin boat to tuna town. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  91. Comment by scott on August 11, 2020 8:10 pm

    President Kamala it is.

    You all thought I was nuts.

  92. Comment by MJ on August 11, 2020 8:15 pm

    You think she’ll win?

  93. Comment by MJ on August 11, 2020 8:17 pm

    I’m doubtful.

  94. Comment by scott on August 11, 2020 8:33 pm

    I think this is going to be the most dishonest election ever.

  95. Comment by Hotspur on August 11, 2020 8:45 pm

    Democrats will lie and say anything and justify it all in the name of saving us from Trump.

  96. Comment by Hotspur on August 11, 2020 8:47 pm

    Joe and the Ho

  97. Comment by scott on August 11, 2020 8:53 pm

    I hope I am wrong, but I expect them to steal it.

    It happens in CT ever 4 years. It doesn’t matter who is winning at 11 PM, they always find enough ballots in the trunks of cars to pull the democrat across the finish line.

    Plus, it’s Hillary’s turn.

  98. Comment by osoloco11 on August 11, 2020 8:57 pm

    What Scott said. This election needs to overwhelmingly defeat the margin of fraud.

  99. Comment by Jimbro on August 11, 2020 8:57 pm

    "Yes, what's the process for requesting a VP nomination recount?" pic.twitter.com/oEXwoM7WDF

    — Doug Collins (@CollinsforGA) August 11, 2020

  100. Comment by osoloco11 on August 11, 2020 8:57 pm

    In NM, Dona Ana County always finds the votes.

  101. Comment by Jimbro on August 11, 2020 8:58 pm

    Seeing lots of calls for Trump voters to vote in person and avoid the mail in ballots for that reason. As Oso said, defeat the margin of fraud.

  102. Comment by scott on August 11, 2020 9:00 pm

    Whitmer will take Michigan from Trump.

  103. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 11, 2020 9:03 pm

    I really think Biden is running because this was supposed to be Beau’s turn. Return from Iraq, win the Delaware governorship in 2016, and run for the WH in 2020 while Biden kicks back and writes his memoirs. I also think that it’s why Biden stayed in even as his mind is going, and part of why no one was willing to stop him.

  104. Comment by scott on August 11, 2020 9:03 pm

    Due to covid, only dead people will be allowed to vote in Michigan.

  105. Comment by St. Jude on August 11, 2020 9:04 pm

    Vice President Cum Dumpster has a nice ring to it.

    —————————————

    In the Army, we’d call her Vice President Clearing Barrel

  106. Comment by osoloco11 on August 11, 2020 9:12 pm

    Scott FTW. As usual.

  107. Comment by PepeLp on August 11, 2020 9:18 pm

    Comment by osoloco11 on August 11, 2020 8:57 pm
    In NM, Dona Ana County always finds the votes.

    =======

    Always!

  108. Comment by PepeLp on August 11, 2020 9:20 pm

    Somebody said Kamala isn’t eligible to be Pres. Of course the Dems make their own rules….

  109. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 11, 2020 9:31 pm

    Remember when we thought that 2020 couldn’t get any worse?

    FRIDAY 8/14 pic.twitter.com/uBieV7zoKj

    — Nickelback (@Nickelback) August 10, 2020

  110. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 11, 2020 9:57 pm

    *pre-orders*

  111. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on August 11, 2020 10:03 pm

    Glad to be home. It was a full day of work in the lab, then dinner with Rocketboy and DIL.

    One of the maintenance electricians worked in the hallway near my office most of the day today. He didn’t wear a mask. I was not a mask Nazi. We both went home happy.

  112. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on August 11, 2020 10:09 pm

    Kamala Harris is going to be the Gerald Ford of the Democrat party?

  113. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 11, 2020 10:12 pm

    No, Michigan still likes Gerry.

  114. Comment by Car in on August 11, 2020 10:21 pm

    I told pat that the other day; every Republican should vote in person. Period. Done.

  115. Comment by Car in on August 11, 2020 10:22 pm

    I’ve waited a year for new Chevelle. They give me Nickleback?

  116. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 11, 2020 10:37 pm

    You wanted Chevelle
    You’ll take Nickelback
    You’ll get Tibetan throat singing.

  117. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on August 11, 2020 10:38 pm

    Sorry about your mom, Jimbro. 😪💕

  118. Comment by ChrisP on August 12, 2020 12:01 am

    This guy teaches climatology and meteorology at University of Washington.

    His blog is interesting and instructive:
    https://thepostmillennial.com/npr-fires-weatherman-for-comparing-seattle-riots-to-germany-in-1938

  119. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on August 12, 2020 12:09 am

    Social justice is continuing at my church. One of this weekend’s Masses is for Ahmaud Arbery. If I can’t get a Mass said for Carin’s sister or Jimbro’s mom, I’m leaving.

  120. Comment by Sean M. on August 12, 2020 4:26 am

    Delighted, Ellis remembered Paloma.


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