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Your model for today was born May 16, 1982 in Bakersfield, California, USA. She stands 5′ 7″ and measures 412838 and 165 lbs. Please explain magic dirt theory to Miss Angie Griffin.

 

 

136 Comments

  1. https://tinyurl.com/y6a8obsp

  2. https://tinyurl.com/y68nmazp

  3. https://tinyurl.com/GOOOOD-MORNING

  4. It’s Friday Fellers, for you COVID unemployed, get out and go ride your DIRTBIKES!

  5. wakey wkaey

  6. Hubba hubba

  7. Massive!

  8. I’d tip her 20% if she were serving me breakfast at Denny’s at 3:00 in the morning.

  9. Well done, Pupstah

  10. 1982 … cosplaying is a safe refuge for bikini models past their 20’s

    Man, am I really overthinking this one or what?

  11. I don’t think that’s what just the tip means, PG

  12. how can they get the plastic top to stick on top of a yogurt container so well that you damn near need pliers?

  13. Same age as my wife.

  14. Get to the important shit, Leon…….are your wife’s bigger or not?

  15. 7/10 would smash

  16. The second picture is def the best.

  17. About the same size, Pendejo.

    Really wasted on me, though, I’m an ass man.

  18. The second picture is def the best.

    Concur.

  19. First

  20. Kinda partial to the secretary picture, although Peg Bundy is a strong runner-up.

  21. Peg Bundy. I had no idea.

    That’s pretty funny.

  22. who is she supposed to be in the 2nd picture? Not Velma.

  23. I called this yesterday.

    CNN: America’s Economy Takes a Massive Hit

    US adds only 1.8M jobs in July

  24. The economy must be held hostage by panic bullshit until the election, AOC admitted it.

  25. And that includes lying about it improving, even brazenly.

  26. By the way, that is word for word from CNN. I didn’t summarize or change anything.

  27. Saw Mrs Peel in the Ace comments yesterday asking for a transcript because she couldn’t believe the Biden headline was a direct quote.

    Then shocked that it was, in fact, exactly the racist shit Biden had said.

    CNN is just gaslighting. Even my dad won’t watch it anymore. He goes straight for the Kool Aid on the Bill Gates Coronavirus Network.

  28. /gathers composure long enough to stamp “APPROVED”

  29. I didn’t believe it was real until I watched it either.

    I tend to be pretty forgiving when it comes to misspeaking, especially if you do it for a living. You’re going to say dumb shit.

    But at this point it’s obvious he sees everyone in terms of their political value and therefore sees black folks as monolithic. That’s not going to help him.

  30. The Trump campaign ads are just writing themselves at this point even though he’s hiding in the basement

    Saw it somewhere, Powerline maybe, the theory that Joe will be nominated and then shortly thereafter, replaced because of some “medical mishap” that no one saw coming like a stroke or something. They keep referring to the “Adelson gambit” or some name like that. Anyone know what that’s about?

    Also saw Bongino Show clip at AoS describing the panic that Joe’s dementia is progressing rapidly. I take that with a grain of salt since it’s something I intuitively feel is happening but don’t want to fall prey to wishcasting

  31. They can’t replace him before the convention. They’d have to switch to Bernie. If he gets the nomination formally and then names a replacement (Cuomo) and bows out, it gets a frisson of legitimacy.

  32. I see, makes more sense now

  33. Speaking of Trump campaign ads writing themselves, the Portland mayor pointed that out. And yet they filmed themselves terrorizing an old lady and throwing paint on her.

    Oh, and thanks to the NY attorney general, too. Are there any guns left to buy?

  34. I don’t know if John James signed on to impeach Whitmer, but I think he’s the Republican nominee for the MI Senate race.

  35. If so, it’d be a coincidence. Most of the people signing on were running against incumbents, not in genuine primaries, and the guys who’ve been there for a while know how high the bar is set for impeachment here. If anything, impeachment helps her since MI state law lets her fundraise “to fight the impeachment” with dramatically fewer restrictions than ordinary political fundraising. Like, “no limits on individual contributions” type of stuff.

    The only way she leaves before 2022 is in a casket.

  36. Peej, I wish you lived closer. We know a few guys who do great work on rehab. Friend of ours husband is in the business and we got names from him. Drywallers/tapers were on time and did a great job. They wanted to be paid in cash – which we’re totally okay with – and when the job was done, the one would go celebrate by buying a bunch of booze.
    We’ve used them on two different projects. The electrician too. Once they started the job, they didn’t waffle. Electrician was done in a couple of days – with one follow-up after the drywallers came through. Tapers took a bit longer due to ‘dry time’.

  37. A lot of people are suspecting the demrats are going to spring Mooch on us. Remember Barry was spewing his bullshit at Lewis’ funeral, about only mail-in ballots will do. And now Mooch is out there talking about her low level depression because Trump and all the wonderful things they do as a family…..which made Althouse swoon.

  38. One of husband’s cow orkers in India has had 2 family member pass from Wufluey this past week. One was middle-aged, well-to-do, engineer. Passed at home. Noone came to pick up the body, so his 17 year old son and some friends had to bury him.
    Well-to-do or not, third world.

  39. https://tinyurl.com/y5uy5fcc

  40. This is why private competition is good for the space race

    12 years/26 billion vs. 6 years/less than a billion

  41. Elon used NASA facilities, so that should have been figured in. But the point remains.

  42. Noone came to pick up the body, so his 17 year old son and some friends had to bury him

    Is this a viable option? trying to plan for retirement

  43. So, how many mentions of Biden’s racism were mentioned on the news today. 0 is an acceptable answer.

  44. Yo guy’s see this? no..I haven’t scrolled through the comments
    I’m just laying thsi shit out there

  45. I saw that a couple of days ago.

  46. 12 years/26 billion vs. 6 years/less than a billion

    Jay, but, but, there was no Muslim outreach!

    SpaceX did use NASA facilities and had a fair amount of oversight, but they can fire people who aren’t doing the work.

  47. wonder what NASA could do if it ran like a business.

    Hell, wonder what all of govt could do.

  48. So, is that a good sign for the wedding? or a bad omen?

  49. I saw that a couple of days ago.

    ahahaha I hate you

  50. The death toll is much higher!

    https://justthenews.com/politics-policy/coronavirus/top-democrat-says-covid-19-death-count-much-higher-because-families

    Centers for Disease Control and Prevention guidance from April says that a positive virus test isn’t required for a health provider to classify a cause of death as COVID-19

    Just not reporting it.

    Yeah.

    Right.

  51. Beasn, I reeeeally wish I lived closer
    1. It’d be super fun to crochet with you and hang out with your MIL
    2. I’d love to have my kid sleeping in an actual room before school starts
    3. California sucks salt covered donkey balls

  52. Doesn’t matter if it’s a covid death or not, you still can’t have a wake.

  53. No wakey wakey

  54. NASAs problem is that most politicians don’t want to spend mo ey o. Space exploration, but don’t want to be seen as anti science by killing it.

    Have the Space Force buy a squadron of rockets for government launches, shift the astronaut corps over to them, and let NASA focus on narrow targeted research projects.

  55. One good strong blink from that bride could have repelled the blast wave.

  56. I’ll bet she blinked once or twice AFTER the blast

  57. This site is loading slow as molasses. Is it possible it’s the vids or all the images? Or maybe the weeks worth of posts that could live below a fold? And before anyone gets cute with some snark, fuck you very much. Not in the mood to play fuck fuck today. I wouldn’t be sounding off if it didn’t irritate me.

    CAULK!

  58. embedded vids used to slow it down for Chief. I haven’t noticed, no slower than usual

  59. there is only 1 vid embedded on this poat. and nothing gets buried below the fold. If you can see comments, you are on a single post.

  60. can I start being snarky yet?

  61. At least Mike DeWine tested negative for Covid on his second test.

    Yeah.

    Right.

  62. TeeRoy, is it plugged in? Try plugging it in.

    *runs in serpentine*

  63. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2iZPRif2i4

  64. BLM NPCs to MMA Fighter Turned Actress Gina Carano: We Demand You Say “BLM” and “ACAB” Or We Will Continue to Smear and Slander You
    Gina Carano: LOLGF,

    When oso writes AOS headlines

  65. My money is on beasn goes down, TT is reportedly a good shot, and beasn gets tired easy.

  66. Good descriptor of us…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvNW4P0949w

  67. Jay, not if I hide behind you. I’m sneaky like that.

  68. BAHAHA, I just watched that first clip I poated all the way to the end. Ol’ Curly had the moves. I could do the spinning but not that. Too funny.

  69. Got an offer for the DC job. It’s not bad, definitely worth considering.

  70. Paul Joseph Watson Karen vid

  71. Do you have to live there, Alex?

  72. MOM! ALEX IS VOTING DEMOCRAT FOR A JOB AGAIN!

  73. And before anyone gets cute with some snark, fuck you very much. Not in the mood to play fuck fuck today. I wouldn’t be sounding off if it didn’t irritate me.

    oooooooooooooooh telling the hostages not to play fuck fuck games is the same as telling someone NOT to push the red button.
    This sounds exciting!

  74. So would that make CoAlex our agent-in-place?

  75. GAH! Another player tests positive for Covid, Cards-Cubs game postponed.

    Just cancel it, jeez. These rules are impossible.

  76. I’m tellin’ ya, the tests are giving false positives when someone’s cat pees on the carpet. The whole testing regime is garbage.

  77. they are insane.

  78. I probably have the one negative covid test in existence

  79. Leon, yes, I’d have to live there.

  80. I think that the quarantine is getting to GND and MJ.

    youtu.be/0vayXdkoVFk

  81. I was negative too.

    Unless it was a false negative, and I’m a super spreader.

  82. Your mom is a super spreader.

    The Grateful Dead’s roadies from their ’97 tour.

  83. * little voice in head whispers…hold, hold, press, follow through, reset.

  84. I named my latest toon in WoW Yermom (we play warmane I refuse to give money to blizzard)
    and my son was trying to add me to the party and he asked what my toon’s name was
    I said Yer MOM
    and he’s like
    no seriously who am I inviting to the party
    Yer mom
    ugh, mom
    ahahaha it’s the little things in life

  85. Apparently someone got his willie caught in a zipper.

  86. * little voice in head whispers…hold, hold, press, follow through, reset.

    Slow, slow, quick, quick slow

  87. Apparently someone got his willie caught in a zipper.

    I hate it when that happens

  88. Wow, the dems misread the public reaction to opening schools

    Chuck Schumer, today: If we don’t open up the schools, you’re going to hurt the economy significantly. (not ironically)

  89. Sooo, I’m manning (manning? WOOOOW SEXIST) a Chromebook repair booth for all the kids that broke their Chromebooks over summer and need something functioning for school Monday
    This campus is like 89.9999% immigrants, mostly refugees from Afghanistan, and the Congo
    And these kids are sooo freaking grateful to be here.
    Had this little girl chatting my ear off she’s a doll
    but, I noticed something that floored me. She was trying to get help with her aid paperwork from the state of California because it said she’s no longer elligible for the full amount as she’s now 18
    so her aid is being taken from
    you ready for this? cuz you’re going to shit your pants
    her aid is going from $1800 to $1700 unless she can prove that while she’s 18, she’s a full time student. Now I don’t know if this is monthly, weekly, every three months….but I was floored. When my ex and I and the 4 kids were homeless and living on $12 an hour…we didn’t qualify for ANY government help whatsoever

  90. When my ex and I and the 4 kids were homeless and living on $12 an hour…we didn’t qualify for ANY government help whatsoever

    You still had your white privilege, so you didn’t need help.

  91. Living in america

    Everybody loves it. Especially when you get PAID to live here!

  92. anyone see laura or scott lately? are they still w/out power?
    are they fully off the grid…have they become feral?

  93. It’s Friday Fellers, for you COVID unemployed, get out and go ride your DIRTBIKES!

    I KNEW I should’nt have sold my motorcycle…while not as cool as a dirt bike, obv…fun af

  94. heh, laura and scott, prowling and hunting in CT. I feel bad for CT, they have the advantage.

  95. This site is loading slow as molasses. Is it possible it’s the vids or all the images? Or maybe the weeks worth of posts that could live below a fold? And before anyone gets cute with some snark, fuck you very much. Not in the mood to play fuck fuck today. I wouldn’t be sounding off if it didn’t irritate me.
    CAULK!
    ——————-
    Jiggle the handle.

  96. J’ames, whenever I see the WTC in movies or videos, it makes me a little sad. ❤️ James Brown. Did you know Mad Max(ine) stole his wigs? (May or may not be true. Truthy).

  97. I pretty much assumed that Scott and Lauraw were sent a plague of storms to atone for their mishandling of Sprinkles.

    So it is written.

  98. That isn’t the only blast that chick is gonna get that day.

  99. This is what Biden voters think is excellent music

    https://tinyurl.com/y629skfx

  100. Daughter’s MIL lives close to where Scott and Laura live and her power is still out.

    The folks up northeast aren’t used to hurricanes.

  101. This is what Biden voters think is excellent music

    That was revolting.

  102. The fact that Cardi B has sold more than five records is all I need to know about why America is fubar.

  103. Our power was restored this morning. Our town was one of the hardest hit areas.

    That got us moved to the front of the restoration line.

    Generators are worth every penny.

  104. Generators are one of those things you hope you never need, but damn glad you have it when you do.

  105. I have been maintaining it since 2012.

    First time I had to use it.

  106. There were crews from Alabama up north. I think they skipped NJ after what happened last time.

  107. What happened last time?

  108. NJ didn’t pay. This time, they are requiring crews from “Hot Spot” states to quarantine.

  109. MJ, does Sprinkles have an animated adventure movie? Why not?

  110. After Superstorm Sandy, NJ required the Alabama utility crews to join the local electrical union before repairing any lines. AL guys said, FU, next state.

  111. The state is run by the mafia.

    They want their cut.

  112. Roamy, I forgot that.

  113. I just remember my CIL, avoiding NJ. He makes bank working emergencies. His Union has to split fees between Republicans and Democrats. AZ. Compromise.

  114. MJ, does Sprinkles have an animated adventure movie? Why not?
    _______________________

    My people are talking to some people and hamsters about it.

    CGI. I’ve said too much already.

  115. Is there really a market for an animated adventure movie of a dismembered hamster pushing up daisies? Is there?

    I dunno. Maybe some of the daisies are real badasses. Guess that’s where the CGI comes in.

  116. I’ve watched 2 versions of Watership Down. Read the book. Granted, it’s rabbits not hamsters.

  117. I read the Brian Jacques Redwall series.

  118. dismembered hamster pushing up daisies
    ——-
    Hamsters, pushing and members are all featured in the movie. No daisies though.

  119. “Pushing up daisies” is a term granted to us by our English-speaking forefathers, and I just want to give them some credit for a death-euphemism so good it became a figure of speech.

  120. https://tinyurl.com/y5pplaag

  121. BroTim, now that’s stuck in my head.

  122. Need monkey washing cat music now.

  123. Seen on Facebook:

    So, yesterday was the 75th anniversary of Hiroshima.

    Beirut did an amazing tribute……

  124. >>Chuck Schumer, today: If we don’t open up the schools, you’re going to hurt the economy significantly. (not ironically)

    Pretty sure that was their plan. When have they ever gave a fark about what ‘the people’ think?

  125. LOL, Beasn. Hope you are having a good day.

  126. Just got home from work and stella is ready to party. wtf?

  127. Her expression in the bathroom pic made me lol. Hard.

  128. Davis expected regimental precision.

  129. “bathroom pic” … hmm, let me see … yep, eyes filled with astonishment at the sheer volume of her cup size

  130. Interesting take on the upcoming DNC convention

    https://www.strategic-culture.org/news/2020/08/06/dnc-convention-is-election/

    It will be fascinating to see what shakes out. Didn’t realize it was a 4 day affair. Unless I read that wrong. If it is, I predict 3 days of Trump bashing followed by a night where Joe doesn’t say anything but looks around with wide eyed wonder like Hillary did with the balloons


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