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Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
I recently watched “Jersey Boys”, the movie directed and produced by Clint Eastwood about Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons. I liked it, Mr. RFH hated it.

Time for some hunks.
Michael DeLuise. Yes, he’s Dom’s son. Much cuter.


Found some new pics of Joe Mangeniello.

Better.

Fake redhead for Carin.

This young man caught a shark off the coast of Long Island. I dig the Budweiser shorts.

Last, but not least.

Thank you for your attention, thanks to Pirate’s Cove for the linky love every week, and y’all have a good day.

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August 5, 2020
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, beefcake, Beer Tree Farm, Drinking heavily, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Muddle My Mint, Music Classics, Say "What" Again, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, Stetson (for men), STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags:kilts . Author: roamingfirehydrant

129 Comments

  1. Comment by Jimbro on August 5, 2020 6:57 am

    Your Easter Egg has what are often referred to as smoldering eyes. Which, despite sounding like an STD symptom, is a good thing to see in a young attractive woman

  2. Comment by Jimbro on August 5, 2020 7:00 am

    Budweiser shorts guy is gonna look back at that picture in 20 years and realize he should have left his hat off to document he once had hair and a set of 6 pack abs

  3. Comment by St. Jude on August 5, 2020 7:04 am

    All of her is smoldering.

  4. Comment by Jimbro on August 5, 2020 7:12 am

    My sister doesn’t drink coffee and my brother in law literally has gotten coffee from Dunkin for their entire marriage. My mom has a 4 cup pot for herself and a regular one for visitors. Deirdre has the big one out on the counter and I make 2/3 of a pot in the morning for a couple of cups for me and if the hospice worker wants one. Last night she thought she was being helpful and filled the water and left a filter in. I was half asleep as I started pouring water in and only realized it was pouring out the back after half the pot was poured in. At that point I was wide awake

  5. Comment by Jimbro on August 5, 2020 7:17 am

    We need to put up the CAULK signal for Mare

  6. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 5, 2020 7:33 am

    Mine has a safety feature for that. Close the lid with water in it and it starts brewing. Better have something there to catch it.

  7. Comment by Jimbro on August 5, 2020 7:44 am

    It was on a plastic tray with a small lip which contained most of the water. Lucky break for me. Still had to dry everything off before plugging it back in. Did not want to be a natural selection headline

  8. Comment by MJ on August 5, 2020 8:19 am

    Welp. I watched the leaked St Floyd body cam footage and it was all a lie.

    Car in was right to be uber skeptical. She is, however, wrong when it comes to most of her music choices.

    If the Atlanta police didn’t release the video of St Rashad getting shot it would have been the same. Poor kid trying to put his life back together gunned down for being black in a drive thru.

  9. Comment by Hotspur on August 5, 2020 8:33 am

    First

  10. Comment by Hotspur on August 5, 2020 8:36 am

    Last night I went home and move my fireworks stash away from my ammonium nitrate stash.

  11. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 5, 2020 8:42 am

    Back when there was first a push for police body-cams, the left and libertarians were all excited about how this would show the world all of the abuses from police departments that go on every day. Instead, when the wave of police abuse cases never materialized, they started back-peddling about how body cams were suddenly problematic because they somehow violated a person’s civil rights. Turns out that, just as a lot of cops and right-wingers predicted, they mostly showed that the cops put up with a lot of shit and that a lot of criminals are idiots and scumbags.

  12. Comment by Pupster on August 5, 2020 8:52 am

    That’s weird Jimbro. Mrs. Pupster always sets up my morning coffee to brew on a timer for 4AM. I came down this morning to an empty sizzling pot and coffee all over the counter, floor, and in the lazy-susan cabinet below.

    I cleaned it all up figuring the pot wasn’t situated correctly or the drip part of the basket was clogged. I refilled the machine and turned it on, took the trash out, and came back to hot coffee on the counter again. Turns out the glass carafe had a hole in it, big chunk of glass missing on the bottom.

    I had tea and left $20 on the counter.

  13. Comment by Jimbro on August 5, 2020 8:58 am

    Weird coffee antics mean the machines are revolting against their human masters.

    Black Coffee Matters!

    My sister is an intelligent person who deliberately knows squat about coffee making operations. I’m sure I have many things I intentionally feign ignorance about. My lovely wife, who is also an intelligent woman, claims ignorance about the operation of weed whackers and other outdoor yard maintenance activities.

  14. Comment by St. Jude on August 5, 2020 9:05 am

    Turns out that, just as a lot of cops and right-wingers predicted, they mostly showed that the cops put up with a lot of shit and that a lot of criminals are idiots and scumbags.
    ————————————————–
    Back in a previous life, I worked as the po-po for over a decade. My department invested in body cams long before it was a national thing. In fact, IIRC, they didn’t even have police specific models… We just got some go-pro knock-off called a scorpion. Really cheap, not steadying – footage looked like the Blair Witch Project. But, I was really excited… Deep down, judges, lawyers, and juries don’t really believe you can see/smell/ hear what you do – they figure people aren’t stupid enough to be smoking crack after you pulled the over. Reports wrote themselves after that. There was some initial push back from the rank and file in the department, but it was mostly fear that they would get disciplined for swearing or for sarcastic responses. That didn’t materialize. Lawsuits against the department disappeared almost overnight, and so did court time. Defense attorneys just started pleading their clients out as soon as they’d watch the footage.
    Now, most cops won’t leave the department until they check and re-check that the camera is working. The only downside is now if something does break and the footage deleted or never recorded, it’s pretty much a conspiracy theory that the cop is hiding something

  15. Comment by Pendejo on August 5, 2020 9:11 am

    St. Jude, don’t those cameras cut down on the amount of free sex you can extort from beautiful young girls by offering them a chance to walk away from a DUI in exchange for some poon? I mean……I’ve seen that shit in instructional movies of the adult variety for years now.

  16. Comment by pajama momma on August 5, 2020 9:11 am

    I have one of them percolator coffee pots. Every night I add the water, the grounds, and then in the morning, I turn on the burner and I watch…and I wait. blip blip blip it comes up in the glass turn on the timer for 5 minutes and then have coffee that’s so hot I can’t drink it for about 20 minutes. Not as good as over the fire when backpacking but it’s the closest I can get.

  17. Comment by pajama momma on August 5, 2020 9:17 am

    Welp. I watched the leaked St Floyd body cam footage and it was all a lie.
    While I agree the narrative was 1,000% bullshit. Chauvin was still a piece of shit and needed to go. His neck was on that guy waaaaay too long. Coming from a family of po-po and firefighters, I KNOW they are good, but you can turn on youtube and find a crap ton of just complete and total asshole cops. I don’t believe this was a racist incident, but I still think Chauvin had a gripe with Floyd from working at the restaurant together and Chauvin got lucky getting to detain Floyd that day.

  18. Comment by pajama momma on August 5, 2020 9:18 am

    I’m also suuuuuuuuuuper sick and tired of mayors calling for cops to be fired after a shooting before the investigation even happens. STFU

  19. Comment by pajama momma on August 5, 2020 9:22 am

    claims ignorance about the operation of weed whackers and other outdoor yard maintenance activities.

    pure brilliance

  20. Comment by Hotspur on August 5, 2020 10:01 am

    Jill Biden is a whore.

    That is all.

  21. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 5, 2020 10:24 am

    deep down, aren’t we all, hs?

  22. Comment by pajama momma on August 5, 2020 10:27 am

    hoooooooooly shit people!! This talking about race thing that I have to do for work is insanity…I have to go help set some stuff up, but I’ll be leaving snippets of it throughout the day.
    I don’t feel like I should have to suffer through this alone. Also, sharing is carin and I really love you guys

  23. Comment by pajama momma on August 5, 2020 10:27 am

    oooh sharing is carin..
    Freudian?

  24. Comment by Hotspur on August 5, 2020 10:28 am

    Also, sharing is carin

    Sometimes she overshares.

    IYKWIMAITTYD

  25. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 5, 2020 10:29 am

    Blind dog discovers a puddle

    Your feel good moment for the morning.

  26. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 5, 2020 10:35 am

    twitter.com/realHirsty/status/1290753223998025729

  27. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 5, 2020 10:37 am

    18 out of 20 facebook fact checkers have ties to Soros: Sharyl Attkisson

    Gee, why do these decisions tilt left?

  28. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 5, 2020 10:38 am

    wow, there’s a catholic church in Beirut?

  29. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 5, 2020 10:40 am

    I’ve known several Lebanese Catholics. Lebanon was once a majority-Catholic nation, as was Egypt.

  30. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 5, 2020 10:41 am

    Check that, I believe most of Egypt’s christians were Copts, but there were also non-Latin Rite Catholics.

  31. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 5, 2020 10:43 am

    Alexandria was once one of the seats of the Christian faith, on the same level as Rome and Constantinople.

  32. Comment by Hotspur on August 5, 2020 10:45 am

    Further proving that muslims wreck everything. Sort of like democrats.

  33. Comment by MJ on August 5, 2020 11:01 am

    I muslimed your mom

  34. Comment by Car in on August 5, 2020 11:09 am

    You know who overshares? Your mom

    wakey wakey

    first

  35. Comment by lauraw on August 5, 2020 11:14 am

    Power still out in most of the state. This one was sneaky and nobody laid in any plans or supplies other than what we already had. We really had no forecasting for this stupid storm remnant. Looks like we got whacked by the back end of it just when we thought it was over.

    Lots of trees and lines down. I had to detour home last night at midnight. Happy about the generator! Internet is phone only though, Scott said we lost that at 10pm last night.

  36. Comment by Jimbro on August 5, 2020 11:27 am

    My mom was raised as a Maronite Catholic by my Lebanese grandparents (GM was 1/2 Leb, 1/2 Irish). Married in a Maronite Catholic Church on this day in 1961

  37. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 5, 2020 11:35 am

    wow, didn’t realize Isaias was that far north already

  38. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 5, 2020 11:36 am

    I’ve heard fun speculation about what it might mean to re-unite with the Copts, as it could mean adding some additional OT texts to the canon. Purely hypothetical, but it’d be neat to have Enoch with a good translation and commentary.

  39. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 5, 2020 11:40 am

    congrats on being the first FBS school to cancel football, at UConn.

  40. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 5, 2020 11:44 am

    I wonder if weird corporate humiliation rituals have evolved partially to take advantage of human capacity to develop coping mechanisms. If I make you sing the walm@rt song in front of your peers every day before your shift, you are left with a conundrum… pic.twitter.com/8GxsJk6ZER

    — 🌴🌄 Forest Seeker 🌄🌴 (@_forest_seeker_) August 5, 2020

  41. Comment by Vmaximus on August 5, 2020 11:56 am

    I think I hired Scott’s lumper
    Moving guys were supposed to be here at 9, it is almost 10 and haven’t heard a thing

  42. Comment by Vmaximus on August 5, 2020 12:13 pm

    just received a text saying they were 10 min away.
    Bet that means a half hour

  43. Comment by Hotspur on August 5, 2020 12:20 pm

    It always does.

    I always say, “See you in about 30 then.”

  44. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 5, 2020 12:21 pm

    SHUT UP VMAX!

    You’ll move when they are damn good and ready! They need their coffee.

  45. Comment by Hotspur on August 5, 2020 12:22 pm

    Movers drink Mountain Dew.

  46. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 5, 2020 12:26 pm

    Mountain Dew Raging Red Meth flavor

  47. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 5, 2020 12:26 pm

    Tlaib won! Good job leon, Car in and HS.

    They picked up another squad member in St Louis, too.

  48. Comment by Hotspur on August 5, 2020 12:34 pm

    Don’t blame that cunt on me. She isn’t in my district. She’s from Dearbornistan.

  49. Comment by Car in on August 5, 2020 12:37 pm

    Leon barely lives in Michigan anymore.

  50. Comment by beasn on August 5, 2020 12:44 pm

    Another hard night. Pray for oso.

  51. Comment by beasn on August 5, 2020 12:48 pm

    Speaking of cunts, Kim Gardner won her primary by 60%…which means she will continue aiding/abetting the criminal element. A decades long demrat congressman lost to a defund the police cunt.

    And in St. Louis County, the county executive, whom most do not like due to his authoritarian lockdown bullshit, won his primary. He wouldn’t have had there not been 4 people running for that position.

    And outside sources got expanded medicaid passed. Yay, now illegals will be covered too.

    I am so tired. Three hours sleep. MIL ranting all night. Came up twice this morning. We have to explore night nurse or she’s got to go.

  52. Comment by beasn on August 5, 2020 12:50 pm

    The woman is 91 years old, is barely sleeping, and comes up 15 stairs ….at any other time, one time wears her out.
    I’m ready to crash and I have my follow-up this afternoon.

  53. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 5, 2020 1:04 pm

    I’m really more of a northern hoosier at this point.

  54. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 5, 2020 1:06 pm

    DEA interview went ok, I think. Job was telework three days per week, but they’re full telework at the moment and it sounds like that may continue even after they start going back into the office due to social distancing requirements.

  55. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 5, 2020 1:08 pm

    All I could do was try to swap out Upton for someone who might lose the seat. I stayed home.

  56. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 5, 2020 1:16 pm

    Is that DC, Alex?

  57. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 5, 2020 1:17 pm

    Leon, yes. Although if it looks like it will be fully telework and they make an offer, I might see if they actually need me in DC, or if I can move elsewhere.

  58. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 5, 2020 1:17 pm

    If it’s full telework, you could come be my neighbor. We have fiber innerwebs.

  59. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 5, 2020 1:44 pm

    don’t buy land from leon

  60. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 5, 2020 1:50 pm

    I have none to sell, no worries.

  61. Comment by pajama momma on August 5, 2020 2:06 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  62. Comment by Car in on August 5, 2020 2:14 pm

    Did you get checked for cocaine before you posted that Peej?

  63. Comment by St. Jude on August 5, 2020 2:42 pm

    St. Jude, don’t those cameras cut down on the amount of free sex you can extort from beautiful young girls by offering them a chance to walk away from a DUI in exchange for some poon?
    ——————————————————-

    Well, there is that. No system is perfect. It’s all give and take.

    Otoh, cops new a LOOOOOOOOOOONG time before it was an interwebs meme that you never stick your junk in crazy. Not that the knowledge always stops some who should no better…

    But on the whole, body cams are a net positive, even with the loss of crazy drunk chicks giving it up for a warning.

  64. Comment by Hotspur on August 5, 2020 3:00 pm

    I gave your mom a warning.

  65. Comment by Car in on August 5, 2020 3:05 pm

    This gets better with each watching. NOOOOOOO

  66. Comment by Car in on August 5, 2020 3:05 pm

    I love it that they took the whole bike just to get the tag number. https://t.co/iSFgnCmMSu

    — Nick Searcy, INTERNATIONAL FILM & TELEVISION STAR (@yesnicksearcy) August 5, 2020

  67. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on August 5, 2020 3:15 pm

    Beasn, do not do what I did. Mini-me and I went shopping for back-to-school stuff then a Costco run. I was very careful, and she was very helpful with picking up the heavy things for me. Then we got home and started putting stuff away. Mr. RFH had one of those multi-pouch things of chicken, and I said, “Oh, let me cut those apart first”, grabbed it from him, and fuuuuucccccckkkkkkk. I am an idiot.

  68. Comment by MJ on August 5, 2020 3:16 pm

    Nice job on the interview with the DEA, Alex. If you get the job I’ll get you high af to celebrate.

  69. Comment by Brother Tim on August 5, 2020 3:16 pm

    If HHD wasn’t up I’d have more trouble than I do knowing what day it is. I’ve been a little off on that since the shutdowns started and it hit again this weekend (took Friday off for abortive attempt to get moved).

    Stress, depression, diet, other things, take your pick, I’ll be lucky not to be Biden level by year’s end at this rate.

  70. Comment by mare on August 5, 2020 3:20 pm

    I’m in a California with husband visiting his mother. The weather here is spectacular but there are too many Biden signs. I’ve only seen a few but that’s too many.

    I’m not dripping with Covid…yet.

    I have no idea what’s happening in the world.

  71. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 5, 2020 3:37 pm

    “Oh, let me cut those apart first”, grabbed it from him, and fuuuuucccccckkkkkkk. I am an idiot.

    How many hamsters fell out?

  72. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 5, 2020 3:38 pm

    Nice job on the interview with the DEA, Alex. If you get the job I’ll get you high af to celebrate.

    I briefly dated a girl who did blood analysis for a lab in CO. She grew up in Missula. She told me, “I applied for a job at the DEA and when they asked ‘Have you done more than X amount of the following drugs in a ten year period’ her response was ‘I’ve done that much in ONE year’.”

  73. Comment by PepeLp on August 5, 2020 3:40 pm

    Watch out TTroy, don’t order gun parts and car parts over the internet. The feds are watching…. Relevant info starts at around 4:30

    https://tinyurl.com/y6y7ms2e

    Recap:

    A guy who works on trucks ordered a bunch of oil filters. Feds accused him of making illegal silencers. They evidently monitor your web browsing and shopping and if you hit enough data points, you get a visit.

  74. Comment by TeeRoy Jenkins on August 5, 2020 4:03 pm

    Thanks for the heads up Pepe. I have a plan for such circumstances. They better have a warrant and not check in with local PD (if they do I’ll know). They can ask all the questions they want from the sidewalk. Hell, they can arrest me and ask all the questions they want. I got nothing for the Feds and unless they fabricate something they got nothing on me

  75. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on August 5, 2020 4:24 pm

    How many hamsters fell out?

    Don’t think any fell out, but they are gnawing on my guts now. Motrin to the rescue.

  76. Comment by PepeLp on August 5, 2020 4:32 pm

    Yeah, TTRoy. It’s just crazy that they are watching well enough to cross reference a few legitimate purchases and then launch an investigation.

    Tax stamps are still 6 to 9 months. If they would just de-regulate suppressors like they should, it wouldn’t be an issue.

  77. Comment by Brother Tim on August 5, 2020 5:37 pm

    Storage joint playing games. They got paid the 2nd and claim they don’t see me in their reservation system.

    I’m trying to get moved into it tomorrow.

    They have until noon or money gets clawed back and I look elsewhere. Which will toss a stainless steel wrench into the works. AGAIN.

    This shit is pissing me off massively.

  78. Comment by osoloco11 on August 5, 2020 5:40 pm

    Sorry BroTim.

  79. Comment by osoloco11 on August 5, 2020 5:44 pm

    Beasn, CoW is going through the same kind of crap with his mom. Two weeks ago it was an UTI. They have her on a baby monitor. He noticed she was restless and talking. He went in to check on her, she accused his wife of hiding her oxygen. She couldn’t breathe. She isn’t on oxygen. His brothers won’t let him put her in a home, but they don’t help out, either. (By won’t let him, I mean they don’t share in the care, but they are always ready to rev her up).

  80. Comment by osoloco11 on August 5, 2020 6:01 pm

    BTW, I avoid my posts on Facebook that Morons are beating my mom up in the comments. I posted a Tank Abrams meme on FB, and my mom is getting beat like a red headed stepchild. By ALL of my friends that don’t have TDS. She started texting me about my “Cruel” friends and how she didn’t raise me to be mean. She said that I wasn’t a good Catholic, because my Faith taught me to be kind. I’m seething, but ignoring. My mom is a Commie Catholic that supports abortion. $20

  81. Comment by beasn on August 5, 2020 6:07 pm

    Point that little tidbit out to her, oso. Good Catholics provide for and protect the innocent.

  82. Comment by beasn on August 5, 2020 6:07 pm

    Good Catholics don’t beat hell out of their kids.

  83. Comment by beasn on August 5, 2020 6:13 pm

    Mr. B. and my sis-in-law are taking MIL to a psych hospital recommended by her doc. I hope they keep her for a day or two for observation and give her something so she can sleep.
    I am still her target but she has now concluded that everyone is working against her. That we didn’t want her here (so not true).

    Btw, you freaks are included in the conspiracy. You are helping me in my evil ways. The smart one with the two smart kids was mentioned first ( that would be you Roamy because I told her about your son getting married and your kindness in inviting us to dinner).

    I feel bad for her.

  84. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 5, 2020 6:16 pm

    What did I do? just wondering, so I can polish up on my evil traits, besides voting happily for Trump.

  85. Comment by Pupster on August 5, 2020 6:17 pm

    https://tinyurl.com/stretch-yawn-scoot-stretch

  86. Comment by beasn on August 5, 2020 6:21 pm

    Roamy, I am six weeks out. Doc didn’t look for hamsters…he felt for them. I was pleasantly surprised that it didn’t hurt considering all the other aches and pains of my guts settling. No hamsters felt back.

    A man of few words, who I warned I was running on fumes…..I had to walk back in to ask what kind of cyst I had. They said Mr. B. could come in to help me remember questions but wham, bam, feel you up, ma’am…he was out of there.

  87. Comment by osoloco11 on August 5, 2020 6:21 pm

    Beasn, she didn’t know better. She just treated us the way her mom treated her kids. She forgave herself, though. Wow, attacking Romacita. I feel bad for her, too. I’m glad she’s getting help. My CoWs mom doesn’t understand why she can’t go to the Sr center and play Bingo. This shutdown is hurting families.

  88. Comment by beasn on August 5, 2020 6:24 pm

    She’s just trying to work out why she’s hearing these things…because it can’t be her. She would get so mad at Pops while he was in hospice for not paying her any attention or talking crazy. She’d have a crying fit. Um, cut him a break….he’s slowly dying. Still would take it personally. She’s not a stupid woman which made it even weirder.

  89. Comment by osoloco11 on August 5, 2020 6:26 pm

    I can’t remember if I chatted about this here. My sister sent out a group text about parenting. My bro brushed her off. I quoted Rowdy Roddy Piper and compared parenting to kicking ass and chewing bubblegum. My mom was on the group text. I get a DM about how she might’ve tied me to a clothesline but I didn’t get run over by a train. I didn’t get hit by a car.

  90. Comment by beasn on August 5, 2020 6:26 pm

    Jay, if MIL could vote, she’d vote for Trump. She couldn’t understand how he could take all of the abuse. She even saw it watching the very biased news on all the channels.

  91. Comment by beasn on August 5, 2020 6:29 pm

    Good Catholics don’t vote for corrupt politicians who owe CHYna, bigly.

  92. Comment by beasn on August 5, 2020 6:32 pm

    Holy crap, I’m tired. Waiting for a chicken to get out of the oven. I wouldna cooked it but it was thawed. Was going to do it for lunch.

  93. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 5, 2020 6:34 pm

    Comment by beasn on August 5, 2020 6:07 pm
    Good Catholics don’t beat hell out of their kids.

    You need a nun to do it properly.

  94. Comment by beasn on August 5, 2020 6:44 pm

    Eggzachary.

  95. Comment by Pupster on August 5, 2020 6:47 pm

    Btw, you freaks are included in the conspiracy. You are helping me in my evil ways.

    https://tinyurl.com/yyjaxbu9

  96. Comment by Pupster on August 5, 2020 6:50 pm

    https://tinyurl.com/Nice-catch-Alex

  97. Comment by osoloco11 on August 5, 2020 6:55 pm

    Beasn, I’m so sorry you are going through this.

  98. Comment by Car in on August 5, 2020 7:11 pm

    Is it wrong that I’m a little put off that beasn’s mil doesn’t think I’m in on all this? Maybe you should tell her I have a kid that’s heading to medical school?

  99. Comment by Pupster on August 5, 2020 7:24 pm

    https://tinyurl.com/y353m339

  100. Comment by pajama momma on August 5, 2020 7:31 pm

    ok howdy everyone! I got out of taking this talking about how horrible you are for being white seminar because there is NO way I can get all the teachers classrooms setup and all the student chromebooks going if I”m sitting in a what turns out to be a 5 hour online thing (instead of 2) and a 90 minute zoom call

    I’m going to read the comments, but did Colex mention how his interview went today or did that all already happen and I’m blending days.

  101. Comment by osoloco11 on August 5, 2020 7:41 pm

    We’re waiting to see if he can telework or if he has to move to the Swamp to telework

  102. Comment by pajama momma on August 5, 2020 7:44 pm

    oooh which swamp?

  103. Comment by osoloco11 on August 5, 2020 7:51 pm

    DC. Beltway Boy. NoVa

  104. Comment by pajama momma on August 5, 2020 8:01 pm

    oooooooooooh, THAT kinda swamp. I was picturing Lousiana or something. Just caught up on the comments.
    I called a black gf of mine before I found out that I didn’t have to go to the Talk about Race thing and was like
    please give me some insight so I don’t go into this thing with a chip on my shoulder.
    She said “You think it’s uncomfortable for white folk? Black folk don’t want to go to this either”
    I was mentioning how our American Indian (mutual friends due to all the reservations around here) are pissed about the Washington Redskins and they feel like no one listened to their opinion. They LOVED the Washington Redskins. I said it’s some white idiot that decided Indians were offended.
    My gf said, see what you said there? No one listens to us. We don’t want all this

  105. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on August 5, 2020 8:15 pm

    Beasn, I am proud to be part of any conspiracy you have going. Glad the checkup went well, and hope the psych people can help MIL.

  106. Comment by Hotspur on August 5, 2020 8:15 pm

    How is it that you all have such wackadoodle mothers? Good grief, they’re all commies.

  107. Comment by pajama momma on August 5, 2020 8:16 pm

    The smart one with the two smart kids was mentioned first ( that would be you Roamy because I told her about your son getting married and your kindness in inviting us to dinner)

    It was sooo close to being me..I was like oh yeah, the smart one, totally me and then it was like oh yeah, no…I have 4 kids…..

  108. Comment by geoff on August 5, 2020 8:22 pm

    I get a DM about how she might’ve tied me to a clothesline but I didn’t get run over by a train.

    …or get drowned after listening to the song of the sirens.

  109. Comment by osoloco11 on August 5, 2020 8:25 pm

    👋🏻🤣 Geoff

  110. Comment by osoloco11 on August 5, 2020 8:31 pm

    PJ, Dan bought a Redskin ball cap before the inevitable purge. I live in Indian Central. All my Native friends wear Redskin gear. They love the logo. Love the image. Bunch of bandwagon Indians are wearing Chiefs gear. Super Bowl. My Native Friends “White people are erasing our culture”. Me “White Democrats”. Indian friends: Oso: How many D🐀🐀 have addressed trafficking on the Rez?

  111. Comment by beasn on August 5, 2020 8:46 pm

    Car in, you are a part of all this. She referred to my internet friends conspiring to put voices in her head. We are that tech savvy.

    Poor Mr. B. is stuck at the hospital. They won’t let him switch out with his brother so he can come home and get some sleep. He got about as much as I did.

  112. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on August 5, 2020 8:48 pm

    Someone has way too much time on their hands.

    https://www.nasa.gov/feature/nasa-to-reexamine-nicknames-for-cosmic-objects

  113. Comment by osoloco11 on August 5, 2020 8:54 pm

    PJ, we were planning on staying in an Inlandia casino and resort. Viejas. Maybe next year. Skol.

  114. Comment by beasn on August 5, 2020 8:59 pm

    I got out of taking this talking about how horrible you are for being white seminar

    You should totes start a class action lawsuit against their racist asses.

  115. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 5, 2020 8:59 pm

    If the DC thing is full telework then it might be possible to move somewhere outside DC.

  116. Comment by beasn on August 5, 2020 9:06 pm

    My mom votes for commies because she believes whatever the teevee tells her.

    My MIL hates commies with a passion, as she’s had prior experience she’d rather never happened, but she’s never voted. If she did, it would be republican. The teevee is what probably sent her over the edge, she saw their evil shit.

  117. Comment by beasn on August 5, 2020 9:26 pm

    Great, now daughter’s friend is showing symptoms of wufluey.

  118. Comment by osoloco11 on August 5, 2020 9:35 pm

    My mom has been an anti-American Mexican nationalist for years. Beasn, real symptoms or mask induced?

  119. Comment by osoloco11 on August 5, 2020 9:47 pm

    I’ve been vilified for years for not wearing makeup. Height of narcissism. Proud. Make up shaming. FF. Pedowood is posting makeup free selfies to support…shrug. I wore makeup to work 20 years ago. CoW: Why are you wearing makeup? You’re married. Who are you wearing makeup for? (Last time I wore makeup)

  120. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 5, 2020 9:53 pm

    we should wear makeup so all the rich people come back to NY and Cuomo. Poor guy.

  121. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 5, 2020 9:54 pm

    has there been a bigger red pill democrat than Leo Terrell?

  122. Comment by osoloco11 on August 5, 2020 10:10 pm

    Leo is great.

  123. Comment by osoloco11 on August 5, 2020 10:12 pm

    Woman in the Q has a Newfie as her companion animal. Floofiest dog ever. He was shopping today. 9 out of 10 would hug.

  124. Comment by osoloco11 on August 5, 2020 10:29 pm

    Train story. We didn’t have a fence. We lived by train tracks. My mom would tie me to the clothesline by my pants. I could go length of clothesline and length of line. My siblings would place toys just past my reach. Car comment is in regards to picking my dad up after a tour of Vietnam. My brother kicked me against the car door. I fell out. Landed flat in the freeway fast lane. Multiple cars rolled over me. My parents finally realized something was wrong due to all of the honking. My mom is proud of her parenting skills

  125. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on August 5, 2020 11:52 pm

    Comment by beasn on August 5, 2020 8:46 pm
    Car in, you are a part of all this. She referred to my internet friends conspiring to put voices in her head. We are that tech savvy.

    Huh, imagine that….

    ***hides electronic mind manipulation machine***

  126. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on August 6, 2020 12:34 am
  127. Comment by lauraw on August 6, 2020 12:37 am

    Guys.

    I’m starting to have an attack of conscience about putting all those dried powdered hallucinogenic toads in beasn’s mil’s coffee tin.

    There is a possibility she could jump wildly to conclusions and unfairly assume this is all my fault.

  128. Comment by Vmaximus on August 6, 2020 3:09 am

    I am packed up and ready to move! The late lumpers I hired eventually did a great job!
    Unfortunately they packed everything! Now I have 2 days with no soap, no toothbrush, no daily BD meds, and no food!

    However I have a day to drop off the cable boxes and wifi and a day to turn in my keys and have a walk through.

    I am giving myself 3 days to drive back east and turn everything on, so if you don’t hear from me for a while I am doing the cannonball run in a U-Haul, backwards, towing a Camry, in s;ow motion.

  129. Comment by Sean M. on August 6, 2020 4:15 am

    Decades elapsed, Rhonda persisted.


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