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Your model for today was born June 8th, 1987 in Memphis, Tennessee.  She stands 5′ 8″ and measures 342436 and 121 lbs.  Please don’t honk, just open the door for Miss Samantha Saint.

 

173 Comments

  1. Plastic Fantastic

  2. Based on the sheer number of watermarks on the gifs and pictures Miss Saint in no Saint

  3. Had a thunderstorm with hail move through here last week, neighbors all around me are getting new roofs. The crew on the street behind us started tear-off at 0630 this morning, radio playing mariachi, spanish banter, SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE….THUNK (shingles hitting the ground from 2 stories up). Looks like rain, too.

  4. Early start hoping to beat the rain. Probably a lot of temporary tarps going up later

  5. Our immigrant work crews are mainly agricultural: blueberry, potato, broccoli harvests. The news is already hyping the rise in Covid from the blueberry harvest crews

  6. A shirtfull of titties.

    Which would make a good movie title.

  7. I think this one’s pretty and will make it into the BBF of the year voting.

  8. Remember when Laura used to claim most of the BBF “models ” had fetal alcohol syndrome?

  9. “A Fist Full Of Titties” seems like a movie title that works

  10. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, etc

    https://www.settleforbiden.org/

  11. Nossir, I don’t like it. Disaffected Lizbots and Berniebros staying home are our nation’s only hope.

  12. 7/10 would smash then check to make sure my wallet was still in my back pocket.

  13. Another plastic “blonde”. Eh.

  14. First

  15. Beaudacious tattas

  16. Found a soon to be single one for you Alex

    https://tinyurl.com/yyr3sor2

    Honestly, can you blame this chick for her response?

  17. Holy shit. Settle for Biden is real.

    That’s not a good look.

  18. “Get Drunk and Vote for McCain” was a smashing success, right?

  19. “Get Drunk and Vote for McCain” was a smashing success, right?

    “Biden 2020: Just Close Your Eyes and Try Not to Think About It.”

  20. “Biden 2020: At least it’s only his fingers”.

  21. “Biden 2020: Grandpa is Old and Gets Confused Sometimes”

  22. Had a thunderstorm with hail move through here last week, neighbors all around me are getting new roofs. The crew on the street behind us started tear-off at 0630 this morning, radio playing mariachi, spanish banter, SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE….THUNK (shingles hitting the ground from 2 stories up). Looks like rain, too.

    Pretty sure Pupster just wrote a country music song

  23. A vote for Biden is a
    well, you’ve just given up, haven’t you?

  24. “Biden 2020: Look, you’re not getting any younger, he’s got a good job, and Trevor is never going to want to settle down.”

  25. Yes Bureau of Land Management is all I can think of
    Interesting. Both are terrorist organizations

  26. A Ham Sandwich groped my little sister- Settle for Biden 2020

  27. Biden: You should vote for me because Trump is way worser. In addition to that, uh, in addition to that, we have to make sure that we uh, we are in a position that, we are, well, Lemme, lemme, lemme go to the second thing. I’ve spoken enough already. Vote for Pedro.

  28. I love how we went from “Cameras on all the pigs so we can record when they abuse their authority!” to “No cameras for the cops because it might record our identities as we riot and smash shit!”

  29. America’s Frontline Doctors had to change hosts. They got de-listed/memory holed at their original domain.

    You can advertise to tell people that magnetic bracelets cure cancer, but tell people that a 65yo anti-malarial can prevent WuFlu from killing you and everyone loses their minds.

  30. Police body cams record things that cops see and are thus racist.

  31. Also, I’ve been reliably informed that recording someones action’s in a “public” setting, like outdoors next to a building, is entirely legal for anyone. Why would police have less freedom here than a rando with a smartphone?

  32. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 31, 2020 10:44 am
    Police body cams record things that cops see and are thus racist.

    There’s an argument that a body camera doesn’t in fact record what a cop “sees”, but only what the camera sees. Thus it can be deceptive to look at the camera footage and say, “oh, the officer should have known X,” when the camera isn’t distracted, on edge with adrenaline flooding its system, etc.

  33. https://www.koin.com/news/protests/judges-restraining-order-to-stop-portland-police-streaming-protests/

    That’s insanity. WTF? There’s even a fb page called photography is not a crime DEDICATED to transparency with regards to the police

  34. I guess there was a photo of Biden’s notes the other day and it’s basically how he’s been speaking his whole political life.

    1.
    2.
    3.
    Possibly 4

    He’s so basic bitch that he just memorizes three things to say about topic ______.

    It’s embarrassing to watch and to see it written out that way.

  35. Filming is only permissible if you’re a left-wing activist filming the police while your compatriots deliberately incite them to get a response.

  36. “A Fist Full Of Titties” seems like a movie title that works

    “Fistful of Rawhide” was the name of the pron flick in A Boy and His Dog.

  37. “A titful of fitties” is what your mom calls a “Good Saturday Night” at work.

  38. Ride ’em in Rawhide

  39. Does anyone else refer to “Gorilla Glue” as “Harambe’s Finest”?

  40. wakey wakey

  41. Harambe’s Special Reserve ’17.

  42. Does anyone else refer to “Gorilla Glue” as “Harambe’s Finest”?

    ahahaha no, but I will now…especially because I’m going to Homey Depot in a few

    Carin, where’s my bacon?

  43. Does anyone else call the time of their first BM of the day “poop o’clock”?

  44. ok yeah, no
    you’ve crossed the line!!!

  45. I’m STILL reading the responses to Alyssa Milano’s idiocy ahahaha

  46. I have been reliably informed that this is a poop blog. Figured it was okay.

  47. Does anyone else call the time of their first BM of the day “poop o’clock”?

    No, I call it President Obama’s daily briefing.

  48. *shuts blog off and walks briskly away*

  49. Must be poop o’clock for Laura

  50. She’s off to make an Obama doll

  51. Principal at our former school sent out another “begging for volunteers” email to help them build a bunch of plexiglass and PVC dividers for dystopian return to school in a couple of weeks.

    LOLBYH.

  52. LOL, hotspur!

  53. Are you telling me Bill Clinton is a pervert?

    I simply can’t believe that. Especially with that hot piece of ass Hillary around all the time. Why would he cheat with underage girls?

  54. I couldn’t sleep last night, so I came downstairs, got on the computer to take my mind off the previous night’s stress….try to relax my brain. Didn’t turn on any lights. I was in the middle of responding to PJ on facebook and looked up as the basement door slowly opened, a body slowly ease itself into the hall and turn on the light.

    Me: “S., what’s wrong?”

    Her: *comes at me, pointing her finger, while ranting in mean German*

    Me: *wtf*

    Husband heard the door open, coming down the stairs.

    For now….the condensed version when she switched to English….She was accusing me of being a witch who did an incantation to kill people with coronavirus. That, or the devil. Her son should have divorced me years ago. You are an evil woman! You be careful of her, she is going to hurt you. Said she heard me saying that ‘long prayer’.
    ‘Um…Mr. B. get her away from me. S, go away with your mean self.’

    The second time she came up because she heard Mr. B scream and thought I did something to him. He wound up laying on her sofa and had to stop her from calling 911 to tell them about the evil that goes on here. He got zero sleep. When I calmed down and had some hot tea, I locked my door, said a prayer and got about 5 hours of sleep. We’re a mess.

    She heard my voice all night long. Is still hearing voices. She told Mr. B that the washing machine told her something about Tuesday. Mr. B. may be taking her to doctor’s office to talk things over with nurse practitioner this afternoon. (the doc is off today)

    Fin.

    p.s. – the only long prayer I’ve been saying is the Rosary to help get through the insanity and for my friends in various stages of distress, recovery, treatments.

    p.s.s. – until we can figure out what to do and what is best for her, we will be employing various family members to help babysit her so at least Mr. B. can get a good night’s sleep.

  55. Damn, Beasn, that sucks, prayers out.

    Can she go visit the farm?

  56. Sorry to hear that Beasn. It has to be very unsettling to deal with. I was cringing from hundreds of miles away. You’re doing the right thing getting the medical professionals involved. I have misgivings about adding psychotropic medications, particularly in the elderly population. If a Geriatrician is available it may be time for a consult.

  57. PJ, I wasn’t able to finish my response back to you, as you probably noticed.
    Yes, she will be with us til the end or until she becomes hard to manage. My husband is not going to be able to take much more of this.
    When his dad was fading, he became physically hard to manage (his dad couldn’t get around very well) and J. was more than willing/happy to help him…until he couldn’t. Then he was placed close enough J. could visit several times a day.
    This mental stuff, her obstinance, her caginess, and the fact she can move around, is wearing on him, harder. He suspects if she were younger/stronger, she’d get violent. The look on her face last night was one of old B movie nightmare flicks.

  58. So Sorry, Beasn. I can’t imagine the hell that you’re going through with her right now.

    As an aside, I noticed a while ago that Hollywood has included the Rosary in so many “Satan” movies now that the association is cemented to the negative in a lot of the public. That worthless asshole Dan Brown has his killer use one as a murder weapon, even.

  59. >>>If a Geriatrician is available

    Good idea, Jimbro, will add that to the list of immediate things to discuss. I, too, am a little hesitant about giving her something psychotropic when she’s already standing in psycho. I’m not pre-med but suspect they do nothing for dementia, if it is dementia. Looking back there were signs but small and infrequent enough to write off as aging since until now, she’s been mostly sane and coherent.

  60. Pepe….alas, not a consideration.
    If Pelosi were my MIL, then I’d answer in the affirmative. Maybe. As much as despise her and bishes like the Bish of Benghazi, I just want them to go away….let God sort ’em out. Tho, he prolly did and even the debil don’t want them.

  61. Yes, she will be with us til the end or until she becomes hard to manage

    Sounds like it’s already too much to manage. I mean, I 1,000% think you can handle it, but I’m not sure the stress is safe.
    When my step-great grandma got alzheimer’s she was attacking everything and everyone because she was positive we were all out to get her
    As kids, we thought it was fun trying to dodge the broom she’d come after us with….probably wasn’t near as fun for her

  62. Also, curiosity question.
    So, my house is completely gutted and I’ve been living in pure hell since March…that part doesn’t really matter, it’s kind of a side note
    But like
    is asbestos abatement a scam? Cuz yeah, they are destroying my kitchen right now, they have it all sealed off, but none ONE of those mother effers is wearing a mask

  63. I bet Hotspur has an educated opinion on the asbestos thing. My old contractor mentioned it as in, “I won’t take those jobs. Too many regulations and if you mess up the fines are painful.”

  64. This seems rather sudden and acute to be dementia, beasn. Are you sure they ruled out UTI? That’s not a quick test, it can take a couple days to culture.

  65. Rosary beads would not make my Top Ten Murder Weapon List

  66. Isn’t there some kind of inspection from the city that determines whether or not you have asbestos in your house? And THEN you hire a place that deals with that SAFELY? Hazmat suit and mask wearing while wetting that shit down while removing.

  67. lauraw, BIL said everything was normal. It didn’t make sense to me that a test for UTI would be immediate. Husband has a teleconference with nurse practitioner this afternoon. I will write it down that he ask her about that. Maybe bring her in for them to do another.

  68. Asbestos in your hands and lungs is a nightmare. Asbestos in your walls? Not a risk. Even so, if you keep it damp while you’re digging it out, you’re generally safe. At least as I’ve heard it.

  69. “Keeping it damp while digging it out” is a good general rule for a lot of stuff in life

  70. Is it worse at night? Could some sort of sleeping medication help? Is this a really, really bad case of sundowning?

  71. Apparently the released Epstein docs have failed redactions that are defeated by C&P to notepad.

    Deliberate leak or utter incompetence by swamp dwellers?

  72. When my dad’s kidney’s weren’t working, he’d accuse me of all sorts of things. Poison running through his brain, basically.

  73. I’ve got a friend in his late 70’s who worked with asbestos for years in an industrial setting. No problems from it so far. He jokes that he has fireproof lungs.

  74. Deliberate leak or utter incompetence by swamp dwellers?

    I’m going to with “utter incompetence” and hoping for “deliberate leak”.

  75. Holy shit, Beasn. Sounds like she may end up in a psych hold. Prayers up.

  76. Does he smoke, Pepe? We learned a while ago that smoking “protects” your lungs from all sorts of aerosols by keeping them in a perpetual state of mild irritation. Before respirator masks, being a smoker was almost a job requirement for a firefighter.

  77. I repaired a monk’s rosary – it was one of those that you wear on your belt, beads were 0.75″ diameter. Not a murder weapon, but I bet you could raise a welt with that one.

  78. Rosary beads would not make my Top Ten Murder Weapon List
    My dad was a sheriff and worked at the jail…he got in trouble for passing out rosaries because it could be used to strangle people

  79. The only one of mine that could even take the strain is the paracord-in-knots.

  80. I felt rulers on my hand from nuns and a class ring bonk to the skull from a brother during my Catholic education. Never whacked with a rosary.

  81. We had a leak in the kitchen that didn’t have anything to do with construction and I had a plumber come out and they fixed it but they had an abatement team come out because there was cupboard damage. Kitchen floors have been out since March because I thought we’d be getting new floors, then covid happened and we couldn’t get anyone to deliver the flooring that we had purchased the week prior. We finally got it delivered, but then trying to get someone to install it
    and then the leak happened
    and then abatement team sent it for testing and now allstate approved the abatement Merv had to remove the kids’ windows screens so they can get in and out of the house

  82. @Boomieleaks

    *Black Democrat dies during a pandemic*

    Democrats: “Let’s have a huge indoor funeral.”

    *Black Republican dies during a pandemic*

    Democrats: “He deserved it for going to a huge indoor event.”

  83. but I bet you could raise a welt with that one.
    ahaha you want a welt? I WILL GIVE YOU A WELT MOTHER EFFER!!!!!!

  84. as a side note, my dad didn’t think anyone could be strangled with the rosaries either

  85. Dreading work today. Yesterday was bad. Yesterday was “It was so bad I have to go in early today to talk to my boss about yesterday” bad. Plus on top of everything I got smacked by a patient for the first time. Just a quick stinging WHAP on the arm, but it raised a (temporary) welt and now that feels like foreshadowing for how the rest of the shift went.

    The unit is just loaded with high acuity, time intensive work, we’re shorthanded, and the staff is getting tired.

    I need to keep track of whether this happens every Summer around now. I think I remember this from last year. All our most experienced staff take weeks and weeks off in Summer. Makes it hard on those of us who don’t take time off in the Summer.

  86. Sundowning seems to occur more frequently during the middle stages of Alzheimer’s disease and mixed dementia. Patients are generally able to understand that this behavioral pattern is abnormal

    It started out, she’d get up in the middle of the night or after going to bed for an hour or two. She’d go to bed at 7pm …wake up at 9pm, and start her morning routine. Most times we’d catch her and point out the time or she’d catch herself after she ate her waffle…before she took her next day’s meds. And more recently the hearing of the voices…except since yesterday. She’s now hearing them – what she thinks is me – morning, noon, night since yesterday.

    Husband went to take his brother the ipad/labs from her ER visit and she told him that she wanted me out of the house by tonight.

    Beasnette came over to bring us a few things we needed from the store….and I’m hoping to clean my tub…and is down there now. Says she’ll try to redirect if grandma goes negative on me.

  87. Oh and I meant to add that she does NOT understand that what she is saying/hearing is abnormal…..that I am the problem.

  88. Mr. B. suggested that I go stay at my daughter’s so he doesn’t have to lie to his mom that I am at my daughter’s.

    No. You do realize your wife is in a vulnerable state, too, right?

  89. Paula had a rough shift yesterday too. She described it as an ER full of lifesuckers (alcoholic GI bleed with platelets of 7k raging at her because he couldn’t eat while awaiting transfer to the bigger hospital, rich elderly lady barking orders at her like she was a maid, etc). The security at the smaller place she works now is not as robust as the big hospital and the psych admits are a bigger risk as far as potential for assault on staff. She’s pretty cagey about it as a result but has had a few arm grabs by crazy people. My nurse got bitten by an autistic kid out of the blue. She’s a black belt and was able to handle it quickly and the kid’s parents helped too. They were very apologetic but she was pretty shook up about the whole thing. I’m sure that takes a lot of joy out of the profession.

  90. I’m sorry, laura. Here’s hoping your night will be a calm one. You’re a good egg for doing what you do.

  91. Asbestos is classified as a known carcinogen by HHS and EPA. In construction it can only be handled by licensed abatement contractors who are required to follow specific protocols in handling it. States have additional requirements, for example, in my state you, an individual homeowner, can tear it out yourself. I, as a contractor cannot touch it, and have to hire a licensed abatement contractor. In California though, you must use an abatement contractor in all cases.

    Basically, the whole thing is rooted in bogus science. The people who get mesothelioma are those who were exposed to it in friable form (airborne particles) for years and years. Nobody ever died from it from having it in the walls oft their home or on their floors.

    And the EPA’s position is that unless you are disturbing it, it is better to leave it in place. This after spending billions of dollars hauling it out of schools where it posed no hazard.

  92. Yeah, they have the entire room sealed off……..but those guys aren’t in any kinda hazmat suit or wearing any masks.
    I mean, insurance is paying for it and hopefully money to fix my cupboards, but yeah…this is some serious nonsense.
    I was reading up on all these horror stories after the ins. adjuster came out yesterday and I”m like huh, these guys aren’t worried about it at all.

  93. LOL! I was taking a break from Operation Relocation Redux and wanted to do a web search on something dimly remembered, specifically someone with a name very close to mine (different middle initial!) who I thought was an expert on microsatellites a couple of decades back.

    Well, I didn’t find that. I DID find someone with a very similar name but different middle initial (different different letter) who lives in Wisconsin who is the same age and could just about be an alternate universe me, who went into IT and seems to have been laid off this year.

    Mind-blowin’ what turns up on a web search.

  94. Laura how are you supposed to handle things like, if a patient grabs a hold of you…what are you allowed to do to extricate yourself aside from poking out an eyeball?

  95. I was reading up on all these horror stories after the ins. adjuster came out yesterday and I”m like huh, these guys aren’t worried about it at all.

    If they are keeping it wet like they are required to, they don’t need masks – only when they can’t keep it wet for whatever reason. They seal the room so that the work is contained and the final cleanup is limited to the work area.

  96. Ah ok. They are using water. All of it. All of the water.

  97. Comment by Brother Tim on July 31, 2020 2:58 pm

    Well, I didn’t find that. I DID find someone with a very similar name but different middle initial…..

    ======

    Have you ever considered identity theft? ;)

  98. Have you ever considered identity theft? ;)
    Do’h

  99. Considering yet another alternate-middle-initial-me has a bankruptcy on the books apparently, that is probably best avoided. Looks like all possible variants of myself are thoroughly fucked at this time.

  100. LOL

    Individuals with a cervix.

  101. I really hate this job.

    *gets request, puts together response with analysis and breakdown of spending amounts to provide context*

    Boss: “That’s too much information, just answer what he asked for.|

    *gets request for a simple expenditure amount*

    Boss: Do all this extra research into the CARES act just in case it might be useful.

    It won’t be. The requester won’t care.

  102. Individuals with a cervix.

    oooh my new band name!!

  103. I really hate this job.
    From the description, it sounds like you have a government job.
    Cuz I do…and that’s all that nonsense is

  104. Holy crap….I thought hotspur was just blurting. I had NO idea this was a thing and if it was linked already yeah….sorry?
    https://thefederalist.com/2020/07/31/cnn-redefines-women-as-individuals-with-a-cervix/

  105. From the description, it sounds like you have a government job.
    Cuz I do…and that’s all that nonsense is

    State Government.

  106. ‘Individuals with a cervix’ is such an awkward term … if only there were a more efficient shorthand to refer to such individuals”
    “i’ve got it: “cervixicans”

    “And an individual without a cervix can be called a “cervixican’t””

  107. State Government.
    Yeah, me too

  108. Prayers that the doctors figure out something soon, Beasn. Maybe a visit with a neurologist might be in order.

  109. An individual with a penis.

    CAUCKY PLEASE!!

  110. An individual with a penis.

    What your mom experiences when I’m over there.

  111. Not all cervixes are created equal. What if I identify as cerixican? There should be some kind of test or trial.

    https://tinyurl.com/y4ksurr8

  112. Man, I hope Barr is trying to punish criminals rather than trying to protect them.

    https://tinyurl.com/yylr4m5w

  113. Nurse practitioner spent about 45 minutes with Mr. B. on Zoom. She suggests we take MIL off the diabetes medicine she was put on this past year…6 months ago, maybe, for a few days to see if anything changes. Also says to try the anti-depressant. We’re to touch base again on Monday and go from there.

    My BIL is either going to stay the night or take his mom home for the night. Mr. B needs peace of mind and a good night’s sleep. He can hear her coming up the stairs, I can’t.

    Daughter sat with her while BIL sat in on the call. Says grandma wasted no time in asking her ‘what is wrong with your mother’ and proceeded to fill her in on my witchy ways. She hears my voice up here talking to a man that is not her son….talking in devil voices. That shit right there freaks me the hell out. Complained that she came up here last night to see what was going on and I had the nerve to tell her to ‘get out’ when ‘she always comes into my house uninvited’. She left out the part where she was coming at me, finger pointed, hissing how evil I was…freaking me out with devil talk.

  114. What about women who had their cervixes removed? Am I a tranny now? Can I get a subsidy for being a tranny?

  115. You’re a man now Beseaanesdjfhrs, start acting like one.

  116. HAHAHA, pupster!

    The above is for you.

  117. Beasn, how on earth are you going to make sure the wicked one takes the anti-depressant?
    Also, this take down is fun

  118. I think she will take it, peej, because she knows she has a problem with depression and doesn’t like where it takes her. BIL oversaw her taking the first dose.
    I think she would like to remove the Genuvia (sp?) because it’s one freaking expensive drug. It would mean she would have to lay off any sweets, though.

  119. I’m over here whining about assholes that don’t Social distance, and Beasn and Lauraw are on the frontlines. Praying.

  120. Oh man. I just saw Alan Dershowitz on Tucker Carlson’s show.

    He’s guilty af.

    Not a great defense. Don’t know the Epstein guy all that well but slept in his house I dunno, 10 or 12 times.

    I barely understand this story so I might be wrong but that didn’t seem like the protestations of an innocent man.

  121. Yep, went to Pedo Island, but his wife and kids were with him!

  122. MJ, do you still have your cervix?

  123. Kids may have been with him, but I don’t think they were “his” kids.

  124. New lumper is very good, I really lucked out.

  125. Be sure to take him out for a seafood lunch.

  126. English Jamaican guy. Speaks like he’s a 85 year old english professor and uses words nobody else does.

    Remember the Jamaican family on In Living Color? That’s him.

    Works for a friend as a landscaper.
    Works 3rd shift weekends as a tow truck operator.
    Works for me.
    Collects unemployment for something Covid shut down.
    Interviewing for a 2nd shift warehouse job on Monday.

  127. Sounds like a good guy.

    I’ve got a job interview on Monday for a position in Phoenix. Another interview on Wednesday for a job in DC.

  128. Those guys either retire with a multi-million dollar fortune no one knew they had or get shot dead in a convenience store robbery when they run an errand for an elderly neighbor. Hopefully it’s the former

  129. He “worked” an 8 hour day, but half of that was me driving.

    After tips he cleared $205 in cash.

    He’s excited to work again on Sunday.

  130. He’s got an 11 year old daughter.

    It’s all about her.

  131. Third option: Summer of 2030 she records a hit song and sells out arenas across the world and sets him up in a gated mansion with a butler and maid

  132. name that band thread got some Hostage-like responses. Lard Zeppelin and Girth, Wind, and Fire are my favs.

  133. Not a great defense. Don’t know the Epstein guy all that well but slept in his house I dunno, 10 or 12 times.

    So here’s the thing with that. In those kind of circles, people go places and don’t necessarily really know the owners. It depends on how connected you are. Like, there’s a band called Korn, I have been to their house a ton of times (1997), they’ve met me, but they don’t know me from Adam and I don’t know them either….he might have been brought to some parties at the house with other people and partied up a storm and really didn’t know the guy.

  134. Lard Zeppelin and Girth, Wind, and Fire are my favs.

    Definite hostage material

  135. hooooooly crap romy, this thread is good

  136. We lost power. Now, it’s back. My masks are in the washer. Oso: I can’t work tomorrow without a mask. Today, my hair clippy broke and my mask wouldn’t stay up. Dan let me wear his gaiter. He wore a generic. Power is back. Masks are in the wash.

  137. After tips he cleared $205 in cash.

    He’s excited to work again on Sunday.

    I would be too. Nice!

  138. Nice video, bread, except for the annoying commercial at the front.
    I liked the chick yelling;
    “What are you doing to him?”
    After her boyfriend was hitting feds with a hammer.
    What they should have been doing to him was shooting him…

  139. That guy. He will send his daughter to as good a college as she has the grades for. He will aspire to pay for a grand wedding and dream of grandchildren to dote upon.

    And the bastard left will burn his shops, turn his child against him, and break his heart again and again, turning all his dreams to ash.

    You want to know who we should be fighting for? Fight for him.

  140. On the name that band thread I laughed hard at “The Undoables”.

  141. It was hilarious. Wiser was on Twitter replacing words on songs with individuals with cervix. I wish that I had Jesse’s individual with cervix.

  142. What they should have been doing to him was shooting him…

    yes…exactly. I really like that donut guy hosting the video.

  143. Alex! good luck in the interviews!
    are they all zoom?

  144. ooh oso, I need to follow wiserbud on twitter. I had deleted my old account from 2007…had I known you were going to be called a bot if you have a new account and an opinion, I probably woudn’t have deleted mine

  145. One is zoom, the other I can call into.

  146. Scott, great guy. Great American.

  147. Peej, wiser spends more time on Twitter than with us. #dolt for CT.

  148. XBrad and Aggie…Twitter

  149. Herr…Twitter

  150. Texas Jew…Twitter

  151. Scenario #2. Fake Reg.

  152. Twitter killed blog comments. Except for Ace and Insty. And even then it pulled away a lot of good commenters.

  153. Yeppers

  154. Power outage. Couldn’t drink for over an hour. Now, I have to wait for mask load. Completely sober.

  155. I do miss the blog days.

  156. ????

    Why can’t you drink when the power goes out?

  157. Ice machine won’t dispense ice.

  158. Evan Williams is afraid of the dark.

  159. No blender.

  160. Completely sober.

    Time to sue!!!!!!!!

  161. https://earloftaint.com/2020/07/31/i-hate-him/

  162. Merv sign?

  163. Where de derp?

  164. Insomniac needs memes

  165. Dennis enabled Randy’s paranoia.

  166. It depends on how connected you are. Like, there’s a band called Korn, I have been to their house a ton of times (1997), they’ve met me, but they don’t know me from Adam and I don’t know them eithe

    How come we didn’t know you back when you were cool?

    wakey wakey

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