Fitness for your body AND mind…you’re welcome.

Time for you slack jawed Hostages to get to work!!!! (working the body)

This part, well this video is an endurance test. How long can you watch this before you decide you want to kill yourself and everyone around you? I made it 7 minutes and 22 seconds. (I think this is working your mind?) Also, I do not care that you saw this post on FB, you can eat a bag of phallic shaped stuff and things.

214 Comments

  1. I masturbated to Turtle Dreams.

  2. Jimbro, what was the blood draw procedure you had done? Trying to recall and explain to the wife.
    —–
    Had to answer this before sharing any thoughts on this “post”.

    The Red Cross calls my type of donation a “Power Red” donation. They remove whole blood, filter the RBC’s out and return the plasma and platelets. It’s a closed loop system and it was done in 2 phases for me. Took about an hour on the table, a little over 2 hours for all the prelims and sitting and drinking a juice box afterwards.

    https://www.redcrossblood.org/donate-blood/how-to-donate/types-of-blood-donations/power-red-donation.html

    Most of the transfusions done in the hospital are what are called packed red cells (PRBC’s). Less common for them to use whole blood. Over many years in the OR doing long spine cases though I’ve seen them infuse everything from PRBC’s, plasma, clotting factors, platelets, and whole blood.

    In the last decade the move has been to a blood conservation program. Like anything new, I was skeptical at first, but now I heartily endorse it. It’s a multifaceted approach to reduce allogeneic transfusions which are associated with immune compromise and poorer outcomes overall. [ https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/24553882/ ]. They optimize iron stores pre-op, use the cell saver and tranexamic acid (TXA) during the case and allow a lower hemoglobin/hematocrit post-op with no automatic transfusion triggers. When I first started it was in the era of people freely getting bank blood if their hematocrit went below a certain level. Then we entered the autologous blood donation phase and most kids donated 2 units pre-op which was a pain in the ass for everyone and a major expense for blood we often gave back only “because it’s their blood and we may as well give it back to them”. The current phase is the blood conservation phase and it is $20 worth of awesome.

  3. My reaction to Turtle Dreams

    http://imgur.com/ajPmU,Kdg1G,lCm3k

  4. “Turtle Dreams, produced for WGBH-TV, originally aired September 2, 1983. Shot by Ping Chong. Composed by Meredith Monk, performed by her and her Vocal Ensemble.”
    ———-
    1. WGBH … public television, in Massachusetts. Taxpayer dollars paid for that video

    &. The performers look like the art school nerds we used to ridicule and beat up in high school

    L. Recorded by “Ping Chong”? CANCEL !!!!

    @. The Mutant Post-apocalyptic Turtle wandering through the abandoned cityscape must be wondering where the Atheists are and if they made it to Heaven.

  5. wakey wakey

  6. Why does any ask Peej to make poats?

  7. Looking good for Mars rover launch

  8. 4 minutes

  9. Beasn … have you thought of getting her some sort of noise machine? Would that help?

    I found when my dad had things going on in his head, I just had to ignore . I know it’s hard, but you have to find humor in the situation SOMEHOW. I’m sure you know this, but be firm – and treat their ridiculous claims as you would with a child.

    And don’t take what she says as some sort of repressed anger and now the truth is coming out /unfiltered. Most of it is just nonsense. It could be FRAGMENTS of thoughts she once had.

  10. Cannot believe THIS link was omitted from an otherwise remarkable post

    https://jawzrsize.com/

  11. Ffs. 4:11 and I’m done. Properly motivated, I could probably watch a few more minutes. But someone on the interwebs daring me to has never been my kind of motivation.

    I think I’m gonna start skipping Thursday posts. It’s all too much this close to the weekend.

  12. Ffs. 4:11 and I’m done. Properly motivated, I could probably watch a few more minutes. But someone on the interwebs daring me to has never been my kind of motivation.

    I think I’m gonna start skipping Thursday posts. It’s all too much this close to the weekend.

  13. LOOK what you’ve done Peej. LOOK. ^^^

  14. https://tinyurl.com/d8zk2qk

  15. I had a bad night’s sleep…so I’m sitting here – Mr. B. is on a call with his Indian cohorts. All the sudden I’m hearing someone, probably someone’s child, having a meltdown….on Mr. B’s call. One of the guy’s on his call apologizes. Mr. B. is all ‘That’s okay, it’s life in the covid world…glad to know it was ‘x’, because I was thinking it was *insert the name of one of the guy’s on the call* getting upset.’

    LOL! Made everyone laugh.

  16. Good job on the obituary, Carin. Again, sorry for your loss.

  17. The turtle wanders in a little before the 24:00 mark.

    That giant turtle spoke volumes to me and made me question everything I believe in. In an epic transformative vision I finally understood not just why a hotdog is a sandwich but also how Jonah Goldberg is the vessel to take us all to a higher plane of consciousness

  18. Beasn, lol.

    I was on one telecon where someone’s kid loudly announced that he had to tinkle. We decided a 5 minute bathroom break was good for everyone.

  19. Wow. Meredith Monk has spent her entire life making weird chanting songs on the govt dime.

    Good for her I guess.

  20. Car in, my MIL has always been a Negative Nancy. When Pops was alive he sat there and took all of her vitriol when she would get in one of her crying fits. Most of the time he ignored her. Other times he’d tell her to knock her crazy shit off and that would send her into orbit ‘you think I’m crazy’ in her Linda Blair voice. She’s done this as far back as Mr. B. can remember.

    Now that Pops is gone, she stews in her crazy and unloads on Mr. B. from time to time. If she met you, she would immediately find a fault and then weave it into some slight.

    I should have never gone down there. If I wanted to be verbally abused, I could call my own parents. Instead of verbally spanking her back, I acknowledged her litany of physical ailments and yes, it’s scary she’s hearing ‘things’ but doesn’t she find it odd that all of the sudden in the past week she’s hearing this when there is no previous history…your son goes to bed by 8 every night, and I am still recovering? . No, it doesn’t make you crazy, and noone is saying you are crazy, because this sort of auditory hallucination thing is a real thing. We have to find out why it’s happening. For the most part, her mentals are still in pretty good shape.

    I got her to drink some water and go to bed. Today we’re going to make an appt with her regular doc, get her meds reviewed, have them check for a UTI and stay on top of her to stay hydrated. She doesn’t drink enough. My sister-in-law suggested the checking for UTI because something similar happened with her mom. She would get combative and hear voices, and they discovered she had a UTI with each ‘episode’. Treat the infection, the voices disappeared.

  21. After dealing with her, I went to tell Mr. B.. I felt like my ass was kicked…dealing with that and then all the stairs. Felt weak and then I couldn’t sleep. Will probably eat something and then go back to bed.

    This is too stressful for my husband. The crying fits which include verbal abuse/accusations that have to blow themselves out, the fear of her coming up the stairs in the middle of the night (I praised her last night for using her new phone to call someone instead of using the stairs), is wearing on him. He’s having a harder time dealing with her than he did his dad, who needed the round-the-clock care.

  22. And yeah, she went through the litany of slights….accusing her husband of cheating at age 88 because two of his brothers may have cheated on their wives.
    “Just because they may have doesn’t mean your husband did. What made you think he would do such a thing?”

    “One time he was late for dinner because he said he was at *insert name of grocery store* and that those women (grocery workers) treated him better than she did.”

    They probably did, but I didn’t say so.

    After the regular doc, it’s way past time to get her into grief counseling and perhaps deal with her PTSD (she never dealt with the traumas of the war).

  23. I understand your ass being kicked, Beasn. Holy cow.

  24. I wish Social Fixer would update for this version of Facedouche or that. Not only is it not blocking posts with “mask”, “virus”, etc. but I get multiple ads of “We are sorry that our handmade workshop failed to survive this disaster. We decided to sell most of the rest of the clothing at a lower price.” One, I might believe, but three, no. Looks like Chinese crap.

  25. Though I’m now getting ads for PJM’s rooster, which cracks me up.

  26. But someone on the interwebs daring me to has never been my kind of motivation.
    I think I’m gonna start skipping Thursday posts. It’s all too much this close to the weekend.

    LOOK what you’ve done Peej. LOOK. ^^^

    *head swells*
    I’m feeling kinda powerful right now.
    I had noooo idea I could do a dare without using the dog triple, hell, I didn’t even use a double dog.
    *flexes*

  27. Though I’m now getting ads for PJM’s rooster, which cracks me up.

    I love him, Romy!! He’s my best friend

  28. Beasn, I’m more worried about your health than anything. That’s a burden. Argh.
    What are you doing for YOU to keep you sane through this?

  29. Due to the COVID-19 pandemic, a memorial service will be held at a later date.
    Carin, I’m so sorry.

  30. First

  31. ^^^ooh look what the cat dragged in!
    Howdy Hotspur!

  32. A lot of people lined up to see John Lewis’ coffin.

    Wonder if those same people are afraid to vote in person.

  33. beasn, I hope you’re finding time for yourself away from the house. I can barely imagine…dad was never that bad, though he did have issues at times when there were infections.

  34. Sorry about your sister, Carin. When someone you’re close to dies suddenly and unexpectedly like that it leaves you with this empty puzzled feeling like WTF. It takes time for your brain to process the situation so that your heart can catch up.

  35. … discovered she had a UTI with each ‘episode’. Treat the infection, the voices disappeared.
    ——-
    As a med student I somehow thought of classic UTI’s as presenting with pain in the gut and flank area and burning when you pee. As an intern I discovered the fairly common phenomenon of urosepsis in the elderly presenting with a decompensation. A lot of hip fractures happen when old folks are compromised with a UTI and are not themselves.

    +1 for keeping after her drinking water

  36. Wonder if those same people are afraid to vote in person.

    Yeah, funny that. I’m sure any election after this November they will no longer be afraid
    Unless Trump wins again. Then 4 more years of this psychosis

  37. Herman Cain died
    I haz a sad

  38. No funeral for Herman Cain.

    I loved his smoking man commercial. And the best Herman Cain line ever – in an interview with the Weekly Standard.

    Chardonnay is a fine lunch wine.

  39. So, will Herman Cain have weeks of funerals? A black republican seems like more of a pioneer than a race hustler. There’s certainly fewer of them.

  40. During an interview with ABC News, Dr. Fauci said Wednesday that he may soon advise Americans to wear ‘eye protection’ to avoid being infected by COVID-19 as deaths along the Sun Belt climb to record highs.

    “If you have goggles or an eye shield, you should use it,” the doctor said, before adding that it’s not universally recommended, “but if you really want to be complete, you should probably use it if you can,” he said.

    This is exactly the kind of mealy-mouth bullshit this fucking garden gnome gets away with every day.

    How about a hazmat suit? If you have one of those should you use it? Might as well; can’t dance.

  41. Oh snap.

    Atlanta news is reporting that Cain go the China virus at the Trump rally in OK.

    Trump killed Herman Cain!

  42. It takes time for your brain to process the situation so that your heart can catch up.

    I don’t think our hearts ever truly catch up. But as painful a reminder as it is, that keeps our loved ones alive, in a way. I know I still miss Dad terribly, and I always will. His way of living on, I guess.

  43. I envy that, Jay. My dad and I, while always friendly and cordial, didn’t have that great a relationship. Unfortunately he always seemed more of an annoyance, although my friends and extended family loved him. I guess maybe that says that I was the problem.

  44. Nah, you sound like you have the relationship my brother had with my dad. Not a problem, just different.

  45. Doggies, Herman Cain is three years older than I am.

  46. I just watched a 10 min interview of Meredith Monk.

    Here is my review:

    https://is.gd/tiR91M

  47. I never thought he stood a chance in his run for president. He was too salt of the earth for the press and the elites in the slavery party (BIRM).

    May he rest in peace.

  48. Here is my review:

    Dude, do you really expect us to click on that fucking thing?

  49. He had had health scares not long back, iirc, so this is tragic but not especially shocking.

    Also, Trump rallies and church services spread WuFlu, but riots are fine. Got that, peasant?

  50. He should have been wearing goggles.

  51. My relationship with my dad was not super close, not in the way I think Jay is describing. He taught us a lot and did not any of our bullshit. He definitely invested a lot of time in supporting youth development as a soccer coach (before white kids in the suburbs played he was coaching kids who had names ending in “z”) and Boy Scouts before it went super ghey. Really no complaints about my parents, I chose a nice suburban white Catholic couple who, despite being Democrats, raised a conservative son!

  52. Biden’s plan is to force suburban towns with single-family homes and minimum lot sizes to build high-density affordable housing smack in the middle of their leafy neighborhoods — local preferences and local control be damned.”

    You know where this goes over like a fart in church? Good ‘ol Ann Arbor. Home of the progressive beautiful caring people.

    My liberal friends are aghast that a four story apartment building could be built next door to their 1920 bungalow on a 40’ wide lot in Burns Park that would easily sell for $400k.

    (From the mothership.)

  53. I saw that, more Agenda 21 bullshit with “residential mixed use” zoning being shoved in everywhere.

    Strengthened my resolve to see about getting onto my township’s board of trustees someday.

  54. So the federal officers in Portland will be guarding the inside of the courthouse only. So when protestors inevitably break in will it be a free fire zone inside?

  55. This is one of those ideas that happens when people aren’t capable of understanding relationships.

    The key variable in determining outcomes is your zip code. It basically correlates highly to everything good in life. It’s a proxy for wealth, of course.

    So the idea is to put poorer people in wealth neighborhoods and expect that they’ll come out the similarly to the wealthy because they’ll also be in the zip code.

    You might expect that kids would do better in schools that give a shit or have access to a lie barry but for the most part this type of magical thinking could also lead you to conclude that merely changing the number of a shitty zip code to one that is wealthy would create a different outcome.

    Why not just make every zip code the same as the Obamas? Problem solved!

  56. https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2020/07/29/madonna-censored-by-instagram-for-posting-breitbart-news-frontline-doctors-video/

    I am so conflicted. It’s like when she tore up the picture of Sinead O’Conner on SNL.

  57. Really no complaints about my parents, I chose a nice suburban white Catholic couple who, despite being Democrats, raised a conservative son!

    Same here, Jimbro.

    My parents were great people. We just weren’t a close family. The words, “I love you” or even the perfunctory, “Love ya” were never part of our relationships, even though I knew my parents loved me, and I loved them back. They were more the kind of people who would just think, “Why make a big deal out of the obvious?”

  58. So the idea is to put poorer people in wealth neighborhoods and expect that they’ll come out the similarly to the wealthy because they’ll also be in the zip code.

    This bullshit was tried in 1969 in Detroit. Ask Carin how that worked out.

  59. The key variable in determining outcomes is your zip code.

    Ah yes, the “magic dirt” theory by another name. Not people, not culture, not creed. Dirt.

  60. MJ, it’s a variant of the magical dirt theory.

  61. MJ, look up the “Magic Dirt” theory. It’s basically another attempt at that.

  62. “The Point Lookout Unreserved Auction consists of select assets and salvage of four buildings that were part of the former Point Lookout Resort and Conference Center located at 67 Atlantic Highway in Northport, Maine. Built by credit card giant MBNA, Point Lookout was considered one of the finest corporate retreats in the Northeast. No expense was spared on the 387-acre site to create a world class facility that later became a premier conference, event and wedding venue.”

    https://pointlookoutauction.com/

    MBNA helicoptered in a ton of money to the Midcoast economy, gave a lot of people jobs and earned the ire of a lot of liberals who were mad for some reason. At some point they just up and left and this conference center lacked a reason for its existence. They tried making it a wedding and convention center which obvious failed.

    http://www.islandjournal.com/article/mbna-and-the-midcoast-miracle/

  63. Your mom makes Magic Dirt

    Whatever that is

  64. MJ, you should look up Magic Dirt theory.

  65. MJ’s a fan of the magic dirthole theory.

  66. MJ, this is the best source I have found for the magic dirt theory:
    https://tinyurl.com/y5zp8h34

  67. Does your garden have Magic Dirt lauraw?

  68. This bullshit was tried in 1969 in Detroit. Ask Carin how that worked out.

    Carin ruined it for everyone, didn’t she?

  69. What is your 5 foot rooster doing RIGHT NOW?

  70. Describe Merv’s initial reaction to it using a haiku

  71. Work on my porch has started. Rowan has been barking non stop for 3 hours. Lola joins in every now and then to show emotional support

  72. I hate you people. I keep clicking on that damned naruto running naked butt humper guy
    every…freaking….time

  73. my magic dirt is AMAZING

  74. What are you doing for YOU to keep you sane through this?

    I’m trying to keep my pooper moving and I’m trying to rest.

    Mr. B. reminds me of the time I had to remind him, back in the day, that you can’t reason with two year olds. No matter what I or anyone does, she will twist what I/they do into something negative…i.e. I like to cook a bunch of stuffs at one time and freeze it so we don’t have to cook as much through the weeks or month. I take her some because it’s hard for her to stand long and I thought I was making her life easier. Plus, I’m a nurturer. I like to take care of people and feed them. She blasted me last night thru tears, “Why you bring me food? I can buy my own food!” Oooookay.

    Anyway, husband went down to check on her and make her drink some water. As he was going down the stairs, she was laughing and talking to our 11 month old great niece, who apparently was sitting in the chair next to her. She tells Mr. B. ‘she’s there…..in my head’. But at night when she swears we are fighting, she says it’s not in her head.
    Yeah, we’re waiting for the Dr’s office to call back.

  75. five foot tall rooster
    Shauna placed it in the yard
    Merv plots his revenge

  76. I also asked my daughter to come over and clean our bathtub. Bending over the thing would be right where my incisions are and while mostly healed, they are still sensitive. Mr. B. said he’ll do it but he’s got enough on his plate PLUS, let the kid learn how to help. It’s called adulting and pre-training for when we go senile if we’re lucky enough to make old bones.

  77. I had two Negative Nancy mothers in law like that. Jesus, it’s tedious to be around. I feel your pain.

  78. Rowan has been barking non stop for 3 hours. Lola joins in every now and then to show emotional support

    They are keeping the builders in line. That’s important

  79. My current mil and fil are pretty laid back. Other than asking Paula to help with haying they leave us alone. We have them over for dinner a few times a year and they host holiday get togethers at their house for Christmas, Easter and birthdays.

    We just gave my old John Deere mower to her dad and he told her to make room because he’s filling our firewood stack soon

  80. Masterpiece of a haiku you got there

  81. damn it, I’m working on it
    although, going after lauraw is tough

  82. I’m trying to keep my pooper moving and I’m trying to rest.

    I am thoroughly amused that this is your answer to keeping your sanity.

  83. When the shitter’s full, ain’t nobody happy.

  84. MJ, this is the best source I have found for the magic dirt theory:
    https://tinyurl.com/y5zp8h34
    —————
    God almighty. I clicked.

    I had no idea there was such a thing as naked gardening. No one else click that link.

  85. Monster cock in yard
    I asked Merv if he loves him
    His response was hmmmph

    or it could have been humph, either way, I’m positive he’s in love
    he loves him so much he put him in a different part of the yard…THAT’S how I know he loves it
    dang, I really suck at haikus

  86. I had no idea there was such a thing as naked gardening. No one else click that link.

    No, I’m not falling for this again…maybe tomorrow, but hopefully not again today

  87. It’s the simple things in life. A warm bed with clean sheets, cute crochet patterns, NICI sheep, and a good, pain free, poop.

  88. Beasn, it’s one of my favorite things when you share crochet patterns with me. You really do find THE best patterns. ❤

  89. OMG, I have found a shit ton MOAR in my convalescence. Cute little dragon….dolls…chibi Donald (which I’ve had). I bought another last night.

    https://www.etsy.com/listing/663412212/amigurumi-doll-cavegirl-tarturumies?ref=hp_rv-2&pro=1

    I’ve got another one of hers that is a hippo.

  90. hah, I’m so confused by the name of the doll…is this a gender thing?
    “Kiara the cavegirl and his friend Din, the saber-tooth tiger”

    It’s reeeeeeeeeally cute. I need to finish this dadgummed blanket I started a year ago haha
    oh and my coat I started 2.5 years ago.

  91. And check out this gal’s dinosaurs. I’ve got three of the patterns, which I plan on making for my great niece. If’n you want, I can send you a pattern. Got the T-Rex, Triceratops, and Pterodactyl.

    https://www.etsy.com/shop/SweetOddityArt?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=814879619

  92. I’m glad Etsy is around, I refuse to use ravelry after they went off the deepend. I downloaded all the patterns I’d purchased from ravelry and deleted my account. They went batshit insane

  93. ‘his’? I didn’t notice that.

  94. Kiara is a girl’s name. This is obvious.

  95. I’m pretty sure it was a typo. I was just goofing on it

  96. Yeah, I don’t do ravelry either. I’ve noticed some people who were solely on ravelry, created etsy accounts. One crochet group on faceass puts a separate link to patterns for the many who deleted ravelry. The woman who runs it doesn’t like hobbies being politicized.

  97. Yeah, the ‘his’ has to be a typo. That creator is a foreigner and has someone translate her stuffs.

  98. Could be a Spanish speaker making a common English error. The possessive pronoun in Spanish is like the only thing in the grammar that’s not gendered.

  99. I asked Merv to submit a rooster haiku

    Came home to find this
    She bought the five foot tall cock
    That summamabitch
    and then he let me know it was the “best haiku EHVAR”

  100. The woman who runs it doesn’t like hobbies being politicized.

    and boy did ravelry ever
    You see it was a husband and wife team, but now the husband is a woman?

  101. yes please beasn, I would love the patterns!

  102. You see it was a husband and wife team, but now the husband is a woman?

    No, he’s a mutilated maniac.

  103. Yeah, Penelope used to be on Ravelry a lot, but once they started the political cancel culture stuff, she bailed.

  104. Yeah, Penelope used to be on Ravelry a lot, but once they started the political cancel culture stuff, she bailed.

    Yeah, sucks they did that…I reeeeeeally love that place

  105. No, he’s a mutilated maniac.

    I don’t know if he’s mutilated, but he’s definitely a maniac

  106. You see it was a husband and wife team, but now the husband is a woman?

    HAHAHA! For real? That explains a lot. He got sand on his weengina.
    Maybe that’s why I’m seeing those creators now on etsy.

  107. Peej, PM me your email addy on facechimp and I’ll see if I can send them.

  108. Look at my rooster
    five feet of shiny chicken
    cockadoodledoo

  109. I don’t know if he’s mutilated, but he’s definitely a maniac

    You don’t get that crazy without some hormone adjustment or pharmaceutical manipulation. Even if he hasn’t had a choppadickoffame, he’s got brain damage.

  110. Another couple of world class haikus

    This is why the internet exists

  111. MJ, this is the best source I have found for the magic dirt theory:
    https://tinyurl.com/y5zp8h34

    Don’t ever let them tell you rocket surgeons are smart, because I clicked on that.

  112. Ravel and unravel mean the same thing.

  113. What is this here now?
    Glorious five foot tall cock
    alert hmo

  114. Sprinkles finally made it home. You guys wanna see a picture of us?

  115. Yes…but put it in the ‘folder’. I don’t want to click on a link that might be the gif of you in the YMCA dressing room humping dudes in fatigues.

  116. No

  117. I asked for a giant
    Rooster to call my own but
    No, not what I meant

  118. “I am happy to inform all of the people living their Suburban Lifestyle Dream that you will no longer be bothered or financially hurt by having low income housing built in your neighborhood,” POTUS posted to Twitter on Wednesday morning.

  119. I say, I say there
    Who called for this here rooster?
    Foghorn giant cock did

  120. Shiny metal cock.
    The neighbors say it’s time for
    That privacy fence.

  121. Neighbors are hoarders
    They are not any concern
    Please enjoy my cock

  122. That tweet of Trump’s is going to bite him in the ass. He just gave Slippery Fingers a campaign ad.

  123. Behold my huge cock
    Many colors and shiny
    Ever vigilant

  124. I kinda teared up on that last one.

  125. Yeah, me too.

  126. That tweet of Trump’s is going to bite him in the ass. He just gave Slippery Fingers a campaign ad.

    I disagree. Screaming about how it’s too dangerous to hold in person votes and everything must be done through the mail but also that it’s not so dangerous as to agree to delay the vote by a couple weeks makes the Dems seem hysterical and unserious. Also, if Biden tries to claim that Trump is afraid of losing, then it’s tougher to back out of the debates later on.

  127. Beasn, try eating at least a handful of peanuts every day.

  128. Carin has a cock of many colors, almost biblical……

    or

    Carin has a cock of many colors. Same thing happened to Hotspur after seeing your mom……

  129. Humongous rooster
    Neighbors are a little mad
    They covet the bird

  130. I wanted to use “cock of many colors” but I couldn’t make it work.

  131. Per AoSHQ comments, my memory was correct. Cain recovered from stage 4 cancer in 2006 and was 74. Tragedy to lose him, but he had 14 years most people with that diagnosis never get.

  132. Handful of peanuts
    Will it make beasn go poo?
    Nothing else will do

  133. Carin has seen it
    A cock of many colors
    In my yard, it sits

  134. PJM has a cock of many colors
    Your mom has had many cocks of color.

  135. Rooster, Oh Rooster
    Let me sing of your colors
    Palette is filled

  136. Shauna loves her cock
    It is big and red and hard
    Ugh, I got nothing

  137. Meredith Monk is
    The cock gobblers favorite
    Dinner time music

  138. H2, home of memes
    featuring single nude guys
    In the locker room

  139. I didn’t know this about Herman Cain’s cancer
    Oooh ho Jay in Ames
    Lookit what you’ve done, you rat
    You stinkin linker

  140. “I am happy to inform all of the people living their Suburban Lifestyle Dream that you will no longer be bothered or financially hurt by having low income housing built in your neighborhood,” POTUS posted to Twitter on Wednesday morning.

    I was referring to this tweet ^. Not the election postponement.

  141. Epic proportions
    the cock of many colors
    Stands at the ready

  142. I gotta say, I’m impressed with MJ’s use of today’s post as a haiku

    She’s got other works are art that I may or may not introduce The Hostages to at some point. I’m really fan of the idea of me getting to bring culture to the hostages swine on Thursdays.

  143. “I am happy to inform all of the people living their Suburban Lifestyle Dream that you will no longer be bothered or financially hurt by having low income housing built in your neighborhood,” POTUS posted to Twitter on Wednesday morning.

    Yeah, it was a little
    crass maybe? holy moly

  144. He said it like it was. Non-politically. Straight talk. People say they want that, until they get it. Then they’re outraged.

  145. It’s not a little crass – it’s over the top crass. He punched himself in the dick.

  146. Eh, it’s no more hamfisted than most dem pandering. This is his pitch to the suburban wine mom. I’d have put it differently, but I have really limited appeal to suburban wine moms myself.

  147. Instead of “low income housing” he should have said “high density housing”. That way it doesn’t bring a “class” and ultimately a “racial” component to it.

    But I suppose he didn’t ask anyone before he blurted it out.

  148. Ain’t found a place to put me yet
    Keep gettin’ dropped, hands slick with sweat
    Still just surprised shipping got me here
    Something the kids won’t soon forget
    No clue the spot they’ll choose to set
    Someday they’ll put me down somewhere

    Now it’s time to place the rooster
    Yeah, that five foot rooster…

  149. I suspect there was sarcasm. After all, everybody supports low income housing…that is, until they want to build it nearby…

  150. So, SE Michigan’s favorite cum guzzling liberal Hollywood douchebag (Jeff Daniels) is going to play James Comey in a hit piece on Trump coming out just before the election.

    Sounds a lot like interference to me.

  151. ooh Brother Tim!!!
    Nice use of Alice in Chains there!

  152. Daniels really hit his career pinnacle in Dumb and Dumber.

  153. Just sent out a job app for a science-y type outfit in NC looking for remote developers.

    It’s probably a Chy-na front.

  154. How will they know when to release the movie? Now Trump is moving the election on them.

  155. Wonder how they tested the mars helicopter. Isn’t the air really really thin?

    100 times thinner than earth.

    95% CO2. So its really warm there, right?

  156. Gah, it took 0.08 seconds of Obama and his Marxist, lying, “let me be clear” bullshit to remind me how grateful I am that he’s not President any more.

  157. Did you get to look up his royal nostrils?

  158. Jay, there’s a big honkin’ vacuum chamber at JPL, and they pumped it down partway. There’s also big chambers at JSC and at Plum Brook, Ohio. The James Webb telescope went through deployment tests at the JSC facility (might still be there). Plum Brook was also occupied, but I don’t remember with what right now.

  159. Coooooooool!

  160. Is one of those vacuum chambers the one they showed in the movie Armageddon?

  161. let me be clear

    You know what? That phrase actually started making me like reflexively annoyed, triggered, if you will…after hearing it for so many years.

  162. I really must say:
    Nice haikus, everyone!
    Y’all are talented 😇

  163. (And yes, “y’all” is one syllable)

  164. Beasn, try eating at least a handful of peanuts every day.

    I snack on peanuts, prunes, apple, and/or raw carrots.

  165. Doctor called back and told us to just take her to the ER where they can test/screen/whatev on the spot and get an answer. Mr. B. is feeling very hinky sitting there…stewing in possible ChingChongfluey. They are not separating out those who are in being tested for said crud.

  166. Jay, there’s a big honkin’ vacuum chamber at JPL
    ——-
    Big enough for a few roosters no doubt

  167. I don’t equate low income housing with race.

  168. Mix it up, peanuts one day, corn the next

    Then it’s easy to keep a log on the results

  169. Down in the rural city that daughter lived in for a couple of years, there were a lot of low income housing/apartments. Some had strict requirements to live there – all did background checks – and the nicest looking ones housed seniors, who took care of their spaces.
    Others were complete dumps per the usual norm due to the trash that move in.

  170. I don’t equate low income housing with race.

    That’s because you aren’t a democrat..

  171. We have one in town and we call it the Winterport Capehart after Bangor’s Capehart low income housing. It’s all housing left over from Dow Air Force Base after they closed. Our version is near the town rec field and it was purpose built. There’s a guy 2 streets over in my neighborhood with a big tract of land who was talking about selling it for a new development. That was a long time ago and so far so good.

  172. It was a Christmas tree farm and it was let go after the guy’s daughter died from cystic fibrosis. Used to walk my dogs through there with my ex wife which is when I met him to let him know who we were. It’s since been turned into a giant field which is probably worth close to a half million dollars if developed (just guessing, I have no idea about how much people would pay for it).

  173. https://tinyurl.com/y56fbd6o

  174. https://tinyurl.com/y2cqyolq

  175. My laptop was telling me there were no available networks.

    I rebooted my router and now it shows about 8 networks.

    How can that be?

  176. OMGIWANTTHATSWIMMYCORGIBEAGLE!!!

  177. The Internet is gaslighting you Scott

  178. Oso, it’s almost here!

  179. Shark week killed it.

    Stupid sharks.

  180. Carin, your obit for your sister contained so much love. Hugs.

  181. Haiku. I remember the HQ Haiku. I miss Michael. I miss Rosetta. I miss my old life in 2004.

  182. OCEARCH made Fox and Friends.

  183. Patty Ann…..Lipstick

  184. I haven’t read the comments. We were told first time home buyers wasn’t mean tested. F U. I worked with illegals that were able to utilize FTHB. Local and Federal. We had to lie and say our down payment was “Gifted” not saved. Section 8 apartments? Look up Victoria Marten

  185. Victoria Martens.

  186. Dan took MA to the Vet to get her nails did. They had an emergency. When he arrived at the parking lot pick up, they took his payment. He waited 30 minutes before calling in. They brought out a fat cat. In a crate.

  187. Cat crating.

    I can do that.

  188. Patty Ann…..Lipstick
    Those two and Harrison are why I can’t delete my FB account.

  189. They would want you to.

  190. Dan is trying to get me to talk to my mom. He doesn’t think a text will do.

  191. My mom beat the shit out of me for years. Promoted my siblings. Dan is a better human than I am. I really hate talking. Her texting has been anti Dad shit. My dad confessed my abuse to Dan. Dan hates both of my parents.

  192. I sorta like Facebook. I mean, fuck zuckerberg, but I only have to be a little sly and can get away with being 100% subversive

  193. My mother is an immature leftist who constantly played the victim when I was growing up. Manipulative. Dad is incredibly smart but spent his life as a framer and slinging freight at Fred Meyer. His whole life is filled with bitterness and anger. I’m a disappointment to both.

  194. I sorta like Facebook. I mean, fuck zuckerberg, but I only have to be a little sly and can get away with being 100% subversive

    Yeah, I have a good time on there. I get to “see” and chit chat with people that I’d never see in real life that no longer go to the blogs.
    Hell, Uncle Facts Meteor Summoner is flying out to perform our wedding ceremony……but I only see him on FB.
    Well and in Planetside and APB and WoW (on Warmane now) and well Elite Dangerous
    but other than that, I dont’ see him cept on FB.

    Even though I’m an extrovert….I get freaking drained and FB is SUCH a fun way to be social w/out having to put on a bra

  195. Manipulative

    oooh yeah, that’s my mom too. Cept, never a victim. She’s more like a mafia boss.

  196. ahahahahahahaha lolwut?

  197. Note: not a trick

  198. Who the fuck is listening to Cookie’s podcast and how do we get them to stop?

  199. Mix it up, peanuts one day, corn the next

    Then it’s easy to keep a log on the results

    LOL! Um..wouldn’t work. I chew the peanuts creamy before swallowing. SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTHS!

  200. Husband is pissed he had to sit in the ER for 5 hours. The first hour in the waiting room alongside people with fevers/difficulty breathing. He thought they were about to release her after a CAT, and they’re like ‘we need to draw some blood’. Yeah, draw as much blood as they can out of Medicare and her other insurance. F*ckers. Husband told his brother (who was sitting in the lobby while Mr. B. was with her) to switch up, he was going home.

    Anyhoo, everything came back normal. Husband wonders how long she’s been psychotic. She almost believes she may have been wrong about the voices after the ER doc told her that yes, depression can cause auditory hallucinations….here’s a script for an anti depressant. Personally, I think she was dreaming. It mostly happens at night. And then she doesn’t sleep well, so she naps in her chair during the day (it happened once in the day).

    I doubt I’ll get an apology.

  201. Jay, I think I blocked “Armageddon” from my memory. I know I saw it, but other than Bruce Willis, Ben Affleck, and the big black guy from “The Green Mile” and “The Whole Nine Yards”, I don’t remember any of it. I do remember ugly people trying to pass off stills of the shuttle blowing up in that film as Columbia.

  202. Oso some family can be toxic and it would be healthier to distance yourself from that poison….especially if some family don’t acknowledge the pain they gave and make amends in some capacity.

    You know my history. Too much contact with some family causes too much distress because we all fall back into the same patterns.
    Which makes the MIL thing …..well….I’ll be going back to distant bystander status.

  203. Cenk’s god would have him don a splodey vest and stand next to a guy like Cain. Fat faced dumfuk.

  204. HOley shit. MiL has come upstairs 3x. She has gone off the deep end. She’s scaring me.
    Pray for oso. We need some.

  205. HOley shit. MiL has come upstairs 3x. She has gone off the deep end. She’s scaring me.

    Damn. Lock your door and hopefully your grandbabies are never alone with her

  206. Beasn, does MIL have dementia?

    Can they give her something – that isn’t Ambien – to make her sleep?

  207. Demetrius explained Raskolnikov’s predicament.


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