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July 16, 2020
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192 Comments

  1. Comment by St. Jude on July 16, 2020 6:45 am

    Well, um, that was something, ah, special!

  2. Comment by Jimbro on July 16, 2020 7:19 am

    Unique!

    (sorta like PJM)

  3. Comment by Jimbro on July 16, 2020 7:24 am

    I broke the blog or so it appears. Just need one of you smart computer types to rectify the situation while I’m off rectifying your mom

  4. Comment by Pupster on July 16, 2020 7:30 am

    Dude. DUDE.

  5. Comment by Pupster on July 16, 2020 7:36 am

    https://tinyurl.com/I-fixed-it

  6. Comment by Jimbro on July 16, 2020 7:49 am

    https://babylonbee.com/news/gracious-loving-wife-pretends-she-hasnt-already-seen-meme

    And I went down the rabbit hole of Proverbs 31 which is about finding and/or honoring a good wife, especially 31:10-31. Read something about acrostics but only in Hebrew … ain’t had enough coffee for that

    https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/Proverbs-Chapter-31/

    The fact that there exists a thing called Proverbs 31 Ministry ought to have been a clue that I am not up on my current bible news

  7. Comment by Jimbro on July 16, 2020 7:52 am

    Thanks for the rectification Pupster. I clicked on Peej’s video and read the description which is good. Their link to ilovelocalcommercials was busted for me butt my youtube sidebar had some other local ones on including Butt Drugs.

  8. Comment by Jimbro on July 16, 2020 7:58 am

    31:19 “She layeth her hands to the spindle, and her hands hold the distaff.”

    Tell me more!

  9. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2020 8:06 am

    I thought the OT frowned on getting handies.

  10. Comment by Car in on July 16, 2020 8:08 am

    wakey wakey

  11. Comment by Brother Tim on July 16, 2020 8:10 am

    I’m going to admit, I sorta hoped for more “Man on a Buffalo”…

  12. Comment by Jimbro on July 16, 2020 8:10 am

    Their lives matter more than yours

    https://tinyurl.com/y9b53uyl

  13. Comment by Jimbro on July 16, 2020 8:15 am

    I couldn’t stand the wait BroTim and went ahead and watched the whole series. I think it’s only 4 videos so it must have been cancelled mid season and not renewed for some buffalo-hating reason

  14. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 16, 2020 8:27 am

    Wal mart mandating masks, and that’s being celebrated?

    BAKE THE CAKE!

  15. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2020 8:34 am

    The Left thinks the People of Wal-Mart == the Right, so the celebration is that they think we are going to be forced out of our selfishness and into being compassionate members of the community.

    I predict Wal Marts will be looted.

  16. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2020 8:39 am

    I’m going to do curbside pick-up of groceries until this madness ends.

    I will not mask, and I won’t risk their business license for it.

  17. Comment by beasn on July 16, 2020 9:47 am

    Has anyone asked Fauci where the scientific evidence is that masks prevent the spread of *insert whatever*?

  18. Comment by beasn on July 16, 2020 9:48 am

    And why now when deaths are going down and we have working treatments?

  19. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2020 10:02 am

    Because they have to keep the charade up until November to enable fraud-by-mail.

    Massachusetts is apparently debating making their mask mandate permanent.

  20. Comment by Brother Tim on July 16, 2020 10:07 am

    Ugh. Apparently when I was updating my various services after my last change of debit cards (does ANYBODY protect this information anymore?!?) there was a glitch with my ISP, when I re-enabled autopay it went back to the old card I’d just turned off instead of the new one. Fortunately WOWWAY has pleasant, helpful people, that got it sorted for me, unlike their idiot programmers and system designers, apparently.

    That wasn’t sarcastic, by the way. Pleasant conversation with a good person that sure as hell sounded American! How often do you get that with customer service these days?

  21. Comment by Thermadin on July 16, 2020 10:17 am

    Washington has required masks now for over a week and I heard a local health official say this will be the new normal. We’ve had 95% compliance on the masking, but our infection rate hasn’t changed. When the mask orders don’t change the rate that’s pretty good evidence they don’t do shit, but they will never admit they are wrong. It’s all theater all the time now. If masked worked why can’t everything open up?

  22. Comment by Thermadin on July 16, 2020 10:32 am

    Jay, I tried your KC ice drink recipe yesterday, it’s pretty good.

  23. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 16, 2020 10:36 am

    IKR? Just a nice change.

  24. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2020 10:37 am

    Whitmer is already making grunts about “going back a phase” if her unlawful mandate isn’t followed strictly.

  25. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 16, 2020 10:37 am

    Still not as good as pupster’s pitcher of G&T’s

  26. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 16, 2020 10:38 am

    going to podiatrist this morning. Left heel keeps flaring up, limpy J’ames is not happy J’ames.

  27. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 16, 2020 10:39 am

    I’m willing to wear a mask if they open shit up. So far they just want us to comply with everything they do.

    Won’t do any good, but I’ll wear it.

  28. Comment by pajama momma on July 16, 2020 10:39 am

    Wow, I’m magic
    LOOK AT ALL THIS CONTENT I PUT IN THIS POST!!!!!!!!
    I worked really hard
    you’re welcome

  29. Comment by mare on July 16, 2020 10:42 am

    I’m off rectifying your mom

    ———-

    HAHAHAHAHhahahah

  30. Comment by MJ on July 16, 2020 10:54 am

    Our governor signed an EO that makes it impossible for localities to put mask policies in place.

    Businesses will still do it, of course, but that’s at least a step in the right direction for civil liberties.

  31. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 16, 2020 10:56 am

    Georgia seems like a nice place. Too bad Biden will cut you off in the next administration.

  32. Comment by MJ on July 16, 2020 10:59 am

    Nah. If he wins he’ll pour money into GA. Imagine all of the monorails and bridges over lakes, kill whitey museums, etc.

    Swing state!

  33. Comment by pajama momma on July 16, 2020 11:12 am

    Bardcore
    New style of music being listened to at the PJ household

  34. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on July 16, 2020 11:13 am

    PJM I like the Hidegard Von Blingin’ videos. Here’s her cover of Creep.

  35. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on July 16, 2020 11:15 am

    And “Jolene” really works.

  36. Comment by ChrisP on July 16, 2020 11:16 am

    One of the morons yesterday said that printed on his mask box is;
    “These masks will not prevent the spread of Covid-19 or Influenza. This is NOT a medical device.”

  37. Comment by mare on July 16, 2020 11:28 am

    I swear to the Lord above, I was just about to ask if Chrispy has updated us on COVID shenanigans.

  38. Comment by pajama momma on July 16, 2020 11:32 am

    Yes!! My boy and I are listening to Bad Romance right now from her hahaha

  39. Comment by TeeRoy Jenkins on July 16, 2020 11:44 am

    Big day. I’m officially instructing professionally again starting this evening. I have a couple that are getting “Intro to Firearms and Home Defense”.

    The marketing angle for all the newbies will be to offer the course along with a home security assessment. This will provide the reluctant student(s) privacy and applicable knowledge tailored to their individual environments. All for the low, low cost of only 5 easy payments of….I digress.

    My regular job is insane. People are insane. As I travel around, one can identify the political leaning of a area by the group approach to covid. I have one suburban location that is just about 100% mask along with one ghetto location same same. Rural areas dgaf. Also, as I travel through the rural I see lots of Trump flags and sign along with “Pritzer” (our governor) Sucks”. I find that heartening to a degree.

  40. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2020 12:09 pm

    I’m still waiting for the lawsuits to start hitting courts. There’s going to be an avalanche of shite over these orders. Whitmer’s lawful emergency ended April 28 and she’s issued an EO basically every couple of days since then, many of which weren’t even tangential to the supposed crisis.

  41. Comment by Jimbro on July 16, 2020 12:21 pm

    Also, as I travel through the rural I see lots of Trump flags and sign along with “Pritzer” (our governor) Sucks”. I find that heartening to a degree.
    ——-
    My last trip to the lake I noticed a lot of Trump signs on the way. Very few signs around here, mostly local races. Zero Biden signs anywhere

  42. Comment by Jimbro on July 16, 2020 12:25 pm

    And congrats on the side gig/potential main gig taking off. Seems like a great time for that service with so many new firearm owners. I’m glad people are willing to get the training. Don’t forget to let the local range or gun club you’re sending them bizness

  43. Comment by TeeRoy Jenkins on July 16, 2020 12:28 pm

    Above is a link to Mike Glover a former Special Forces / Contractor type. He is putting together a organization. Mike is highly regarded amongst his peer group. I strongly suggest you find the time to listen to what this guy has to say and why. Then consider if you want to affiliate (also strongly reccomended) . I agree with his perspective and support his concept .

    It doesn’t matter what we want or dont want, what matters is what “is”. No one is coming to save you, you have to be able to save yourself.

    No one is coming to save America, we have to save it ourselves

  44. Comment by TeeRoy Jenkins on July 16, 2020 12:30 pm

    I apologize for the imbed, I thought it would just be the link. If someone with the keys to this joint wants to correct that no probs on my end.

  45. Comment by Jimbro on July 16, 2020 12:40 pm

    I sent that video to myself to watch and share later.

  46. Comment by Jimbro on July 16, 2020 12:43 pm

    Listening to Rush. Good perspective on polling and the election. I’ll paraphrase a little . If the Dems actually believed the poll numbers as they stand now they would not be pushing for mail in voting. He also believes there will be no debates

  47. Comment by Jimbro on July 16, 2020 12:55 pm

    I want to sing the praises of this device

    https://www.victorpest.com/victor-fly-magnet-trap-with-bait-bm382

    Every year I get endless shit flies buzzing around me when I’m in the garage having a cigar. It took a little while to get going but right now the flies are fighting each other to get in. I’m happier than TeeRoy when gun parts are in the mail.

  48. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 16, 2020 1:03 pm

    Watching Fox. they are tracking the guy that smacked the police chief with a pipe bender (judging by the end of the pole). They better find that one.

  49. Comment by TeeRoy Jenkins on July 16, 2020 1:03 pm

    Cause every body nose…..

    Gun parts in my mailbox makes me happppeeeee

    Gun parts in my mailbox makes me smiiiile

  50. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 16, 2020 1:04 pm

    oh, they are calling it a cane, and they have a woman in custody. I wasn’t sure if it was male or female.

  51. Comment by MJ on July 16, 2020 1:04 pm

    I was trying to think of the dumbest course that Biden will take, which he will:

    1. Tie conditions to debate; ex Drumpf’s taxes
    2. Try to minimize debates to 1
    3. Float idea that you can’t debate cuz reasons
    4. Back track on debates and give in
    5. Eye explodes on TV…again

    We’re at stage 1 right now.

  52. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 16, 2020 1:06 pm

    State of Texas has to remove 3000+ positive cases, cuz they were probable?

    WTF? why would that even be possible to mess up? How many others are doing the same thing?

  53. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2020 1:14 pm

    One of the HQ commenters made the point that Biden agreeing to a debate means they know the polls are garbage and he needs to gain ground.

    Alternatively, no debate AND garbage polls might just they know it’s a loss year and this’ll get rid of Biden and his hangers-on for good.

  54. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2020 1:15 pm

    Grocery store won’t let me buy liquor online.

    BOOOOOOOOOO.

  55. Comment by MJ on July 16, 2020 1:18 pm

    GND and I have been picking through a lot of the GA data, Jay.

    There are def anomalies. For the first 50K cases in GA the positive rate was 6%. For the second 50K cases it went to 13%.

    The death rate, for each was 4% and .45%.

    That makes zero sense from a purely stats perspective. Given the amount of samples you’d come away saying 1) there’s no relationship between the metrics or 2) the data isn’t valid.

    I’m guessing 2 so far.

  56. Comment by Pendejo on July 16, 2020 1:22 pm

    Hello, my name is Gasket. The line starts on my left. Please observe social distancing and shit. Thanks.

  58. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 16, 2020 1:29 pm

    I agree with your assessment, MJ. Iowa has jumped from 5 to 10% too.

  59. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 16, 2020 1:30 pm

    *waiting for press sacrifices at the altar of Kayleigh

  61. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 16, 2020 1:35 pm

    that’s a reply to This tweet

  62. Comment by Jimbro on July 16, 2020 1:37 pm

    I just logged in to my red cross app.

    Swipe right ‘cus I’m COVID negative baby!

    (Full disclosure: I had to look up which direction to swipe)

  63. Comment by Jimbro on July 16, 2020 1:37 pm

    Researching stuff is White Privilege

  64. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2020 1:45 pm

    Writing things down for the edification and education of others is whiteness. Or Joooooooooness, which is even worser, I think.

  65. Comment by Jimbro on July 16, 2020 1:46 pm

    What did your Heel Doctor say Jay?

    Let me guess: heel cup or gel inserts, calf stretches, ibuprofen and Metamucil

  66. Comment by MJ on July 16, 2020 1:49 pm

    I think you swipe away from your vag Jimbro. don’t want to get an infection.

  67. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 16, 2020 1:50 pm

    yup, wear the boot, here’s some double strength naproxen.

    Fresh boot, too! $39 on Breg site, wonder what they will charge insurance for it.

  68. Comment by Jimbro on July 16, 2020 1:50 pm

    Respect The Taint!

  69. Comment by Jimbro on July 16, 2020 1:53 pm

    Yeah, a lot of times I’ll tell people with commercial insurance to look on Amazon or at an online brace shop for stuff like that if it’s non urgent

  70. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2020 1:58 pm

    I have to drive 40+ minutes into IN to buy gin in a county with no mask order.

    Road trip tomorrow.

  71. Comment by Jimbro on July 16, 2020 2:02 pm

    Just sent a letter to the flood insurance carrier politely telling them to pound sand. My mortgage carrier required flood insurance while I owed money on the camp. First few years it was about $2000. Then it started going up. Last year was about 6 grand. That was the thing that finally told me it was time to prioritize paying it off. I made some moves and did the payoff 10 years early. The bill for insurance this year was close to $9000! I’m tired of paying for seaside mansions in hurricane zones to be rebuilt

  72. Comment by pajama momma on July 16, 2020 2:02 pm

    Sooooo here is the government in action.
    Merv owns a sign company. They are wholesale and do not work with the public. The sign companies come to them and say, “this is what we need, please make it”
    Sooooo, a sign company came to them wanting signs for the VA. The VA signed off on this and the sign company said ok, so then Merv’s company made this.
    https://hosting.photobucket.com/images/cc177/

  73. Comment by pajama momma on July 16, 2020 2:03 pm

    crap, it’s not public. Hold on

  75. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 16, 2020 2:04 pm

    insoles from shoes was a great idea from him, though. Much more comfortable.

  76. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2020 2:05 pm

    Looks legit.

  77. Comment by Pupster on July 16, 2020 2:10 pm

    No it’s just ice cream.

  78. Comment by Jimbro on July 16, 2020 2:53 pm

    Everyone must be off licking their cones

  79. Comment by osoloco11 on July 16, 2020 2:55 pm

    I didn’t expect to like Hamilton, because of Pence and the politics. I love it. I’ve watched it 3 times. Watched on my iPad, because Dan is watching Thursday Golf. I only like Sunday Golf.

  80. Comment by osoloco11 on July 16, 2020 3:02 pm

    Peej, when my dad was in stroke rehab, they had him on the 2nd floor. The signs were almost as bad as Merv’s. Almost.

  81. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 16, 2020 3:08 pm

    Things that sound dirty: stroke rehab

  82. Comment by Car in on July 16, 2020 3:18 pm

    Stroke Rehab Solutions ™

  83. Comment by pajama momma on July 16, 2020 3:20 pm

    Normally Merv’s team would have caught that as the third line of defense, but his team is mostly looking to make sure the paint is good, the Braille is where it belongs, that kinda stuff. It’s not their responsibility to govern what gets printed on that that sign…it’s the sign company that takes the order, but sometimes Merv’s company will be like…you guys sure your client wants this?
    But they’re so slammed right now no one noticed…but it ultimately comes down to whomever at the VA signed off on it. lulz

  84. Comment by pajama momma on July 16, 2020 3:20 pm

    Stroke Rehab is my new band name

  85. Comment by PepeLp on July 16, 2020 3:24 pm

    PJM?

    https://tinyurl.com/y7o5t4ay

  86. Comment by Brother Tim on July 16, 2020 3:31 pm

    So, turning on the phone this morning, and I hear a noise as whatever is breaking down EXPANDS WITHIN and the backing of the phone comes away a bit more. Long lunch, new phone to get used to. Oh well, had the S6 for five years, it was long paid off and owed me nothing more.

  87. Comment by osoloco11 on July 16, 2020 3:33 pm

    My dad got kicked out of Stroke Rehab for rolling around tearing down Jesus pictures with his good arm. I can’t think of a good name of a band that Stroke Rehab opened for, Moron fail.

  88. Comment by pajama momma on July 16, 2020 3:34 pm

    PJM?

    ahahaha actually……….had a fellow moron get a little flirty with me over a PM on FB….said something hugging me really hard and go in for a kiss if he met me and I responded with, well it’s a good thing I’m a G1 in Krav Maga because I’ll kick your teeth in
    to paraphrase

  89. Comment by pajama momma on July 16, 2020 3:38 pm

    if you don’t have patience…go 8 minutes in cuz all the lulz

  90. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2020 3:41 pm

    He wasn’t up to your standards, I take it?

  91. Comment by Car in on July 16, 2020 3:46 pm

    I saw Stroke Rehab open for the Killers in 08.

  92. Comment by Jimbro on July 16, 2020 3:53 pm

    Stroke Rehab and The Vaselines

  93. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 16, 2020 3:58 pm

    KY and the Water Based Lubricants

  94. Comment by pajama momma on July 16, 2020 4:02 pm

    He wasn’t up to your standards, I take it?

    Nah, Merv will do, or the lead singer of Stroke Rehab…he’s kinda hot

  95. Comment by Pupster on July 16, 2020 4:02 pm

    Some dude in Michigan got all stabby at a convenience store clerk over the mask policy, was gunned down in the street later by police. Been trying to find the raw video, they released the body cam video, and when he was pulled over the house he was stopped in front of had a camera rolling on the whole thing. The officer fired 8 or 9 times and must have missed most times at close range, had to clear a jam and finally put him down. Don’t watch this if you don’t want to see a dude expire.

    https://tinyurl.com/y9lzntnl

  96. Comment by PepeLp on July 16, 2020 4:11 pm

    Gun jammed when he grabbed it. Officer did a good job clearing it and getting the gun running again. Can’t tell where the shots were going. I imagine he was hit repeatedly, but not in the CNS. Scary.

  97. Comment by osoloco11 on July 16, 2020 4:24 pm

    Peej, that was hilarious.

  98. Comment by pajama momma on July 16, 2020 4:36 pm

    Don’t watch this if you don’t want to see a dude expire.

    point…blank…range
    lord, what was she shooting at? A bird?

  99. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 16, 2020 4:38 pm

    Love how OANN is banished to the back of the room in WH briefings, and Kayleigh still calls on her.

  100. Comment by pajama momma on July 16, 2020 4:39 pm

    Merv did an advanced training in KRav…you have to grab a gun as someone is firing (from the side angle), you learn that a gun can’t be fired when you’re holding onto it. People get scared thinking it’s going to hurt, but it only hurts after it’s been fired a couple times because then its hot
    but still, having some of your skin sloughed off is still better than getting shot, so there’s that?

  101. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2020 4:40 pm

    Some dude in Michigan got all stabby at a convenience store clerk over the mask policy, was gunned down in the street later by police.

    This is what Gretchen wants, it will be her reason to keep us in phase <<<< normal for as long as it takes.

  102. Comment by Car in on July 16, 2020 4:42 pm

    I find it interesting (not really) that most of the violence about mask wearing involves folks who are … black.

  103. Comment by Car in on July 16, 2020 4:45 pm

    Making dinner then was going to go for a run, but tut tut it looks like rain.

    I just …

    FUNK.

    Everything cancelled, except the Detroit Marathon. It *may* be cancelled. DON’T know. I mean … shit, I kinda need to know. I’ve been so disappointed all year, it’s sorta hard to train and get excited for yet another thing that will be cancelled.

    I’m —->this close<—— to going on a 57 state shooting spree. Saturday is my pew pew class.

  104. Comment by pajama momma on July 16, 2020 4:45 pm

    The Hostages in a nutshell

  105. Comment by St. Jude on July 16, 2020 4:45 pm

    I have to drive 40+ minutes into IN to buy gin in a county with no mask order.

    Road trip tomorrow

    ________________________________

    Eh, I just hit the local swanky liquor store nearby. Nice lady behind the counter asked if I had a mask. I said I must have left it at home. She shrugged, and I got what I came in for. And this is in the Gull Lake area, which is the capital of Karenhood, with all the rich, be-yoga-panted white prissy beyatch sisterhood woke glitter-sniffing WHITE (that’s racist) special snowflakes running around. I imagine in your neck of the woods, Leon, they’d be even cooler about it.

  106. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on July 16, 2020 4:47 pm

    Gym tonight. I’ve been sitting here all day trying to read statutes on sales taxes and it’s getting hard to look at the screen. Walls of small black text on white backgrounds make Colex an angry boy…

  107. Comment by scott on July 16, 2020 4:48 pm

    That’s why you need large magazines.

  108. Comment by pajama momma on July 16, 2020 4:49 pm

    That’s why you need large magazines.
    Large, YUGE, magazines.

  109. Comment by pajama momma on July 16, 2020 4:50 pm

    Gym tonight.
    I’m envious. We are all ordered to stay in our homes here in Cali unless on some sort of official business

  110. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2020 4:50 pm

    My new cargo shorts came! Woohoo!

  111. Comment by Car in on July 16, 2020 4:53 pm

    Fuck that Peej. Michigan had that order for a while. I still went to the track to work out. We worked out at the track in small groups for three months.

  112. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2020 4:54 pm

    Jude, I only worry for the business if there might be a snitch on the premises that gives them grief. I might go to the county that didn’t have an order until last week first and just claim I hadn’t heard and have poison ivy anyhow. They’re only 20 minutes away and if I’m going to potentially have a problem I’d still rather be farther from home.

  113. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on July 16, 2020 5:00 pm

    I’m envious. We are all ordered to stay in our homes here in Cali unless on some sort of official business

    When I lived in Ventura I was outside of town, and there was a two mile loop I could run at night. I’d probably be out every night just to get fresh air and keep from going stir crazy.

  114. Comment by pajama momma on July 16, 2020 5:00 pm

    Merv was playing the shooting video at .25 speed to see if he gets hit
    “I think she shot him in the dick when he caused the gun jam”

  115. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2020 5:05 pm

    Whatever she was using, I want to make sure I have a bigger caliber handy.

  116. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2020 5:07 pm

    Wu Tang Flu wrecked my plan to get in shape and buy this as a reward, but it still calls to me.

    https://www.guns.com/news/2020/01/02/new-for-2020-the-colt-python-is-back-in-6-4-25-inch-stainless-models

  117. Comment by osoloco11 on July 16, 2020 5:15 pm

    Leon with the cargo shorts. Do you have the boogaloo Hawaiian shirts?

  118. Comment by Pupster on July 16, 2020 5:21 pm

    “I think she shot him in the dick when he caused the gun jam”

    Yah or the thigh. I’m guessing 9MM or 40cal, I’m no expert but it doesn’t look like she slowed him down until the dickshot. Then she cleared it and scored 3-4 more and he went down. If you listen to the audio he was mocking her the whole time.

  119. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2020 5:21 pm

    Wife is out of town with Possum until Saturday. If backpage were still a think I could hire an escort… to go buy me some gin.

  120. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2020 5:23 pm

    Do you have the boogaloo Hawaiian shirts?

    Not my style. I never like the fabric texture on those.

    But I have thought about it.

  121. Comment by osoloco11 on July 16, 2020 5:24 pm

    I posted on facedouche that it was time to retire TWSS and Your mom. Ready to head to fifth grade. Moron That’s what your mom said. We graduated, y’all

  122. Comment by osoloco11 on July 16, 2020 5:25 pm

    Leon, Dan has a closet full of Hawaiian shirts. Lone Star TX Hawaiian shirts. 4th of July Hawaiian shirts.

  123. Comment by Pupster on July 16, 2020 5:25 pm

    https://tinyurl.com/y7ktjv5y

  124. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2020 5:26 pm

    I wanted to retire your mom, but she begs so pleadingly…

  125. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 16, 2020 5:32 pm

    Of course Dan has hawaiian shirts, he’s a racist gringo.

  126. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 16, 2020 5:33 pm

    LEMON BEAR DICK PUNCH!

  127. Comment by osoloco11 on July 16, 2020 5:54 pm

    Pups with the 🤣🤣🤣. J’ames, we were just talking about this the other day. My woke family has fewer AA and Trans friends than we do as retailers. Our wedding was woke. 30 years later and there was more diversity at our Alt Right wedding than any single family member in the interim.

  128. Comment by osoloco11 on July 16, 2020 5:57 pm

    Dan is such a racist Gringo, his best friends are black. He has Indian friends. He doesn’t like illegals. Still not as racist as mi familia.

  129. Comment by Brother Tim on July 16, 2020 5:59 pm

    Mask order for the entire damn state taking effect momentarily.

    Also, any willingness to re-elect Kay Ivey as Governor.

    Connection? I mean, it’s possible…

    /looks for “custom voodoo dolls”

  130. Comment by PepeLp on July 16, 2020 6:06 pm

    Guys wear Hawaiian shirts because the pattern helps hide a concealed pistol. Also, if you see an old guy wearing a vest in Summer, he’s probably packing.

  131. Comment by osoloco11 on July 16, 2020 6:11 pm

    Pepe, si. Untucked is the concealed carry uniform.

  132. Comment by osoloco11 on July 16, 2020 6:13 pm

    Did you see where my cousin is so pissed about Baca, that he’s going after the NM civil militia?

  133. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on July 16, 2020 6:19 pm

    Hawaiian or polo shirt, untucked, cargo pants, boots. The “I’m carrying concealed” uniform.

  134. Comment by PepeLp on July 16, 2020 6:20 pm

    Yeah, guy who shot the protesters who attacked him isn’t affiliated with the militia. Let’s go after the militia!!!

    That’s the scary thing, the government is protecting the looters/vandals. They attack you, no problem. You fight back, you’re going to jail. Crazy.

  135. Comment by pajama momma on July 16, 2020 6:23 pm

    Local school district here in their return to school plan, wants teachers to have kids wash their hands every 60 minutes. For 20 seconds each
    sooo, you have a class of kindergartners………every 60 minutes you’re going to spend 15 or more minutes washing kids hands? good lord

  136. Comment by pajama momma on July 16, 2020 6:26 pm

    Also, no one on one help, no carpet time, no shared crayons, scissors, etc. no centers, Imagine trying to keep 30 kindergartners’ attention spans from across the room.

  137. Comment by PepeLp on July 16, 2020 6:29 pm

    I think I read that in Cali, there hasn’t been one child death due to Covid…….. I’m sure they’ll adjust that report soon.

    I read an article on a study that exposed 400+ uninfected people to an asymptomatic carrier. No one was infected. They rat-holed that report asap. Just like someone at the CDC said very rare for asymptomatic people to transmit the virus. Then they walked that back like crazy.

  138. Comment by osoloco11 on July 16, 2020 6:33 pm

    Pepe, gets it. My Soros cousin pretends to be free. His wife is another story. He can’t get the shooterso he goes after us.

  139. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2020 6:37 pm

    Pepe, all that stuff will be rolled out the week after the election, if only we deplorables will behave and vote correctly.

  140. Comment by TeeRoy Jenkins on July 16, 2020 6:49 pm

    Ok you goofs. The reason why the bad guy didn’t fall or react to the hits is cause this isn’t the fucking movies. Ok?

    Instant incapacitation is RARE in shooting events, period. Getting hit does not cause you to fall or be knocked down by force of the hit. Did you know that in our modern society 80% of our shooting victims survive? This is due to our medical system being so well versed in the treatment of GSWs.

    This is a survival issue. Just cause your shot you are not out of the fight. If you shoot me and I’m conscious I’m gonna be pissed and will be doing everything I can to destroy my attacker.

    Good shoot by the officer and good react to stoppage. She handled that like any professional should and should be commended.

  141. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2020 6:54 pm

    Trying out Goya adobo powder sin pimientos tonight since regular was sold out. Will report back.

  142. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2020 6:55 pm

    T’Roy with the giant buzzkill on my handcannon dreamz.

  143. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2020 6:57 pm

    He’s right though. A typicial tazer shot is more dramatic in life than a typical gunshot, unless it’s straight to the face on tangent intercept.

  144. Comment by scott on July 16, 2020 7:03 pm

    Just watched a squirrel climb out of the garden with a big green tomato in his mouth.

  145. Comment by PepeLp on July 16, 2020 7:14 pm

    This video has been making the rounds. Can’t remember if it has been linked here.

    https://tinyurl.com/y3hhwrsk

  146. Comment by PepeLp on July 16, 2020 7:22 pm

    Central Nervous System (CNS) hits are the only ones that result in instant incapacitation. It looked like she was hitting him, but around waist level. You can see her weapon light shining around belly button level. It’s not like in the movies where there are gouts of blood and people fly back. That’s what 12 ga. shotguns are for.

    I think you can function for 10 seconds with no blood pressure before you become unconscious. That’s a long time for someone to be stabbing you after you shoot them in the heart.

  147. Comment by Pupster on July 16, 2020 7:27 pm

    T Roy from the top rope.

  148. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2020 7:36 pm

    Not tangential, orthogonal. Tangents on my mind a lot lately thinking about orbital rings.

  149. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 16, 2020 7:37 pm

    This made me snortle in my underoos.

  150. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 16, 2020 7:40 pm

    Peej, I put your reddit video into a link so it would quit playing every time I refreshed the page.

  151. Comment by Pupster on July 16, 2020 7:41 pm

    Not tangential, orthogonal.

    Well thank goodness you cleared that up.

  152. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on July 16, 2020 7:42 pm

    Preparing your proposal for Elon Musk?

  153. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2020 7:49 pm

    Honestly, having given the matter some thought, a Mars shot should probably happen after we have an orbital ring. Or 3 of them. It makes colonizing Mars, Luna, heck Mercury almost trivial.

    But good luck getting one built, sadly. You’d likely have an easier time building one around Mars, at least politically.

  154. Comment by Pupster on July 16, 2020 7:57 pm

    https://tinyurl.com/yxwzs4q4

  155. Comment by TeeRoy Jenkins on July 16, 2020 8:02 pm

    Flag on play. Upon review I deem my last poat unintentionally dickish and fine myself two bullwhips.

  156. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on July 16, 2020 8:15 pm

    It’s alright, TeeRoy, we’ll be merciful. Mare will be along shortly to deliver your paddlin’.

  157. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on July 16, 2020 8:16 pm

    Honestly, having given the matter some thought, a Mars shot should probably happen after we have an orbital ring. Or 3 of them. It makes colonizing Mars, Luna, heck Mercury almost trivial.

    But good luck getting one built, sadly. You’d likely have an easier time building one around Mars, at least politically.

    I want a couple of asteroids put into orbit along with bases on the Moon.

  158. Comment by PepeLp on July 16, 2020 8:24 pm

    Oops.

    https://tinyurl.com/y5xjfx9x

  159. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on July 16, 2020 8:30 pm

    https://oig.nasa.gov/docs/ IG-20-018.pdf

    We found that NASA’s exclusion of more than $17 billion in Orion‐related costs has hindered the overall transparency of the vehicle’s complete costs. Both federal law and NASA policy call for a Life Cycle Cost estimate for all major science and space programs costing more than $250 million, and for the Agency Baseline Commitment (ABC) to be based on all formulation and development costs. The Orion Program received approval from the NASA Associate Administrator to
    deviate from those requirements, resulting in exclusion of $17.5 billion in Orion‐related costs from fiscal year (FY) 2006 to FY 2030 due to the Agency’s tailored approach to program management and cost reporting. Although these exclusions have been approved, the tailoring of these cost reporting requirements significantly limits visibility into the total amount spent on development and production efforts.

    We also found that Orion has continued to experience cost increases and schedule delays. Since the cost and schedule
    baseline was set in 2015, the program has experienced over $900 million in cost growth through 2019, a figure expected to rise to at least $1.4 billion through 2023. At the same time, the program’s schedule for Artemis I has slipped more than 3 years, while the schedule for Artemis II has slipped 2 years. Additional delays are likely as both Orion and SLS complete development efforts for Artemis I in the next 16 months and prepare for Artemis II. Meanwhile, Orion is
    proceeding with production of crew capsules for future Artemis missions before completing key development activities, increasing the risk of additional cost growth and schedule delays as issues are discovered late in the development effort, potentially requiring costly rework. Further, NASA’s award fee practices have hindered the program’s control of contract costs.

  160. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 16, 2020 8:30 pm

    Trump and the Republican Party need to get their shit together on their fundraising emails. I got 14 emails today, since ~11 PM last night, and most of them, even just the subject lines seem worded in a way to piss me off.

    “Sad to see we can’t count on you” (guess not)
    “We are running out of time” (election is still in November, right?)
    “I recognize that you get lots of emails” (yes and they are all from you)
    “If you don’t step up to defend Trump right now” (you’re going to what?)
    “Please do not ignore this message” (too late!)

  161. Comment by MJ on July 16, 2020 8:32 pm

    I’m gonna need a full explanation of the physics in ‘Interstellar’ from Leon, Alex, and Roamy.

    That movie kicked ass but I haz the dumb and I can’t follow the space – time – gravity thing at all.

  162. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on July 16, 2020 8:34 pm

    The universe consists of very tiny strings on the back of turtles.

  163. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2020 8:36 pm

    Haven’t seen it.

  164. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 16, 2020 8:44 pm

    I haven’t seen “Interstellar”. Too much like work.

    CoAlex, not surprised the IG doesn’t like the bookkeeping shenanigans with Orion. SLS and James Webb Space Telescope (which is delayed again) have all kinds of hidden people charging to it full time but not doing a damn thing.

  165. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on July 16, 2020 8:49 pm

    My hope is that when Trump wins, he tells USSF to take over the Moon mission, they cut a deal with SpaceX, and the whole SLS mess is tossed overboard. Turn NASA into something similar to NOAA.

  166. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on July 16, 2020 8:51 pm

    Which way, modern man?

  167. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2020 8:55 pm

    Can I skip the chest shaving and spray tan?

  168. Comment by pajama momma on July 16, 2020 8:55 pm

    Peej, I put your reddit video into a link so it would quit playing every time I refreshed the page.

    Thank you! Sorry. Believe it or not, the dashboard has changed considerably from when I used to post consistently.

  169. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on July 16, 2020 8:56 pm

    Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2020 8:55 pm
    Can I skip the chest shaving and spray tan?

    No.

  170. Comment by Hotspur on July 16, 2020 8:58 pm

    USSF will turn into a steaming load of leftist jizm in no time. Just like NASA. It’s a government agency. It’s baked in.

  171. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2020 8:58 pm

    Well screw it, then, I’mma play more Skyrim.

  172. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2020 9:06 pm

    USSF is the seed from which the Adeptus Mechanicus will one day grow on a distant, red soil. They will watch from their cold desert while Terra rips itself apart in civil wars and biological denial.

  173. Comment by Pupster on July 16, 2020 9:13 pm

    Well aren’t you all just little rays of sunshine today.

    Tomorrow there will be boobs. Try not to stab MJ in the face while I’m gone.

  174. Comment by Jimbro on July 16, 2020 9:30 pm

    I only worry for the business if there might be a snitch on the premises that gives them grief.
    ——-
    That’s why I wear a mask in stores and either do the below the nose/chin or loop it on one ear thing after I look around at the people inside.

  175. Comment by Jimbro on July 16, 2020 9:32 pm

    … a Mars shot should probably happen …

  176. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 16, 2020 9:37 pm

    WTF is an orbital ring? Why do we need 3?

  177. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 16, 2020 9:37 pm

    Interstellar is one of the best movies of the last 10 years.

  178. Comment by TeeRoy Jenkins on July 16, 2020 9:38 pm

    You are my sunshine
    My only sunshine
    You make me happeeeee
    When skies are gray

  179. Comment by scott on July 16, 2020 9:48 pm

    I have paid to watch two movies in the last 25 years.

    I want my money back.

  180. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 16, 2020 10:17 pm

    I got the DVDs of Pride and Prejudice from Netflix. Mrs. Bennett is a Monty Python Pepperpot. Mr. RFH and I are arguing whether a Graham Chapman or Terry Jones pepperpot.

  181. Comment by pajama momma on July 16, 2020 10:23 pm

    So this is who I feel sorry for
    My son works for Dominos…..every…single…day several times a day
    some asshole is in there screaming at my son that they shouldn’t have to wear a mask. Dude, take it up with the governor, not some minimum wage college student just trying to make a couple bucks. Why be a dick to them?

  182. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on July 16, 2020 10:46 pm

    Because those people are pieces of shit. Not just now, but always. They just like using the masks as an excuse.

  183. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2020 10:53 pm

    WTF is an orbital ring? Why do we need 3?

    Mind the speech impediment, turn on CC.

  184. Comment by pajama momma on July 16, 2020 11:09 pm

    Because those people are pieces of shit. Not just now, but always. They just like using the masks as an excuse.

    True, I’m gonna mention that to my son

  185. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2020 11:12 pm

    It’s misdirected anger. He should be screaming at Newsome. Or worse.

  186. Comment by Thermadin on July 16, 2020 11:30 pm

    Sorry Leon, the topic may be interesting, but I can’t stand that guys voice.

  187. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2020 11:46 pm

    I get it. For extra sadness, he’s been in voice therapy for 20 years and that’s the best he’s able to do.

    He has a good sense of humor about it, though. He admits that he prefers to say “mass dwiver” in place of “whalegun” because even he laughs when he thinks about a giant gun that shoots whales.

  188. Comment by ChrisP on July 16, 2020 11:51 pm

    Lady cop fucked up in a major way. The mocking perp was constantly walking toward her and she let him get ‘way too fucking close’.
    Twenty one feet is the limit if you are on top of your game and prepped for it.
    She was not.
    Perhaps distracted by his calm mocking manner? She did not detect menace(Even though he was advancing on her with a knife and a screwdriver!) and let him get way the fuck too close.
    She needs remedial training…

  189. Comment by Brother Tim on July 17, 2020 12:01 am

    Moon base first. With mass driver.

    “Hi, we’re setting up this base on the Moon to mine and build stuff.”

    “Yeah, sure, it’s all dead, won’t affect us…”

    (10 years later)

    “Hi, we’re going to use the Lunar facilities to build a ring or three around Earth.”

    “WHAT?!? But but but environmental shit and block our view and REEEEEEE—”

    /large mass impacts San Francisco at high speed

    “I’m sorry, I don’t recall saying we were asking your fucking permission, just that we’re going to fucking do it. Clear, Gaian soytard?”

  190. Comment by pajama momma on July 17, 2020 12:23 am

    The mocking perp was constantly walking toward her and she let him get ‘way too fucking close’.

    Yes!! Waaaaaaay too close. I think she was scared and did NOT want to fire that weapon. He should have never been able to get that close. She needs remedial lessons and more gun training. She did a good job clearing the jam with a quickness though.

  191. Comment by Pendejo on July 17, 2020 12:44 am

    Way too close……..especially since the dude was white and not likely to make the national news.

  192. Comment by Sean M. on July 17, 2020 4:13 am

    Dustin exemplified rugged persistence.


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