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Added (Colorado Alex):

A little MILFY Monday in honor of Kelly Preston

173 Comments

  1. Upside down chick in the blue shorts looks like a human lawn dart.

  2. Oh yeah, throw this up AFTER wiser gives the blog AIDS…

  3. OJ tastes really good today. Imma gonna have a second glass.

  4. Oh yeah, throw this up AFTER wiser gives the blog AIDS…

    I already died from net neutrality, so I’m not worried.

  5. I’m going to have to take an afternoon work break to get the lawn done then go back to work after 6 so I can use more of the hardware for an experiment or five.

  6. I’m going to have to take an afternoon work break to get the lawn done then go back to work after 6 so I can use more of the hardware for an experiment or five.

  7. It appears that Leon is an ass man.

  8. Comment by Pendejo on July 13, 2020 8:52 am
    It appears that Leon is an ass man.

    Indeed. I know my worldview has been completely shattered by the revelation.

  9. This should be a surprise to no one at this point.

  10. I did a lot of those silly row push up thingies this weekend. Fun!

  11. wow, Kelly Preston died at 57.

    Just watched For Love of the Game yesterday. She was so gorgeous in that movie.

  12. Holy crap, what of?

    She was extremely milfy in Sky High. Kids movie, but not awful.

  13. Breast cancer.

  14. they kept her illness quiet.

  15. BIDEN WILL DEFEAT TRUMP IN 2020

    Heh, Brandon Tatum is becoming a favorite of mine to watch. Chad Prather too.

    Prather says he’s running for TX gov.

  16. I also saw her sans makeup (well, minimal at best) in an indy revenge flick with Kevin Bacon in the early aughts. She was genuinely beautiful and a decent actress when she wanted to be.

  17. “Mesablue, PJM &VMax showing up again! Is it possible, this tired ol’ blog can actually be turned around and saved???”

    Asking this question in yesterday’s poat assumed we needed turning around in the first place. Which we didn’t.

  18. Hotspur, how many people have you called cunt so far this morning? Round to
    The nearest dozen.

  19. I’m trying to be more Woke by calling them front holes.

    2 (dozen)

  20. I see HS is rounding down again.

  21. Prather is a funny fucker.

  22. Wow, great twitter thread by Eric Weinstein

    IMHO, the money quote: So let’s cut the crap. We have a deeply flawed country to fix & you can count on my support. But it isn’t as bad as it once was for Blacks or Jews & money doesn’t do as much as folks think in the face of murderous rage. Let’s all ease up on “Privilege” as a way of avoiding this.

  23. Asking this question in yesterday’s poat assumed we needed turning around in the first place. Which we didn’t.

    ——-

    Mare loves Hotspur.

  24. Asking this question in yesterday’s poat assumed we needed turning around in the first place. Which we didn’t.

    Well, honestly, you guys don’t have nearly enough charts.

  25. We used to have a guy for charts. Don’t know what happened to him.

  26. I realized something extremely creepy the other day.

    In Whitmer’s Michigan, only the Important People are allowed to have faces. But it’s all for public health. Really.

  27. Saturday night, I went to bed around 9:30. I slept through my MIL coming up the stairs at 2 am hollering for Mr. B.. He stumbles out of bed trying to quell the heart attack she is giving him. She starts lecturing him that we need to stop fighting, it’s not good to yell like that, and that nothing is worth fighting like that. Um…wut?

    I found this out yesterday evening from Mr. B. after he got home from the farm. I had sat with my MIL in the morning to have my tea and she never said a word to me.

    According to her, we were screaming and yelling until Mr. B. got hoarse. She doesn’t believe him when he told her ‘nope, didn’t happen…we were in bed before 10pm’.

    Scary as shit as she is getting more unsteady and has zero business on the stairs. The day before, I was sitting up here and she came up to give Mr. B. the $3 he never came back down for (he bought her Walmart bakery bread and cherries….pretty sure he told her it was on the house).

    Other times, she’ll go to bed at 6:30 – 7 pm and she’ll get up two hours later and start her breakfast. We’re able to catch her before she takes the next day’s meds.

    She may be slowly losing it or she may be bored out of her gourd. I’d look around for places that may do activities for the elderly but she doesn’t care for strangers.

  28. Maybe I should put a baby gate at the bottom of the stairs.
    Mr. B. and I rarely fight and it’s usually arguing, not yelling. Last one we had was over the wedding. Lasted 10 minutes and it was the worst we ever had in 34 years of marriage.

  29. Last one we had was over the wedding. Lasted 10 minutes and it was the worst we ever had in 34 years of marriage.
    ————-
    Pikers!

  30. That first girl in the red shorts defines “Saucy wench”

  31. Well, there are some heated discussions but no escalation because we’ve banned namecalling and ‘pushing buttons’ (your mouths of whore, shut them).

    And the last few weeks have been rather quiet. Maybe that’s what is setting her off…it’s too quiet. So she has to come up to check for bodies. *cough*

  32. *cough*
    ————
    Lawdy Reegus … don’t you get started too!

  33. My dear, sweet daughter, who’s been forced out of all her social outlets by the Pandemic Theater, has a birthday coming up very soon.

    She just asked for a friend for her birthday. I’m about ready to go on a 57-state killing spree.

  34. Does she have a friend whose family is not insane and would happily come over to celebrate Possum’s birthday?

  35. Leon, how old is the little one going to be?

  36. I never got a chance to find out. She got to go to one little girl’s birthday party and then this whole thing happened. I met the parents, but don’t know them well enough to know if they aren’t insane on this matter.

  37. 5, Mare. She’ll get to see her 8yo cousin, her aunt, and all her grandparents. That’s it. I wanted to invite more, but never got to know more of the parents because the school year ended so abruptly.

  38. Politicians using COVID are asshoe.

  39. She just asked for a friend for her birthday.

    Woof. That’s tough. Have you tried wearing an articulated unicorn head to cheer her up?

  40. It terrifies her, Pupster.

  41. Rent A Newfie Solutions

  42. We have Benny, he’s still just a dog. She wants another girl to play with, and her cousin — while a nice kid — is 8 and has her own friends.

  43. She just asked for a friend for her birthday.

    I’m not crying, you’re crying.
    Poor baby. Call the parents of the girl whose party she attended. Set up play dates.

    How about we all send her a birfday card? I bet she’ll like getting some mail. What you think?

  44. I’m sure she’d appreciate cards. I just texted the mom. Hopefully she’s not insane, but we’ll see.

  45. I’ll keep my fingers crossed she’s not.

    Imma need your new address….what’s your email addy?

  46. My username at gmail should still work.

  47. *makes note to buy age-inappropriate card on the way home.

  48. Where do I send the stripper-gram?

  49. Email me per instructions above, Alex.

  50. Check your g-string, leon.

  51. I can spread the info to those I’m facechimp friends with.

  52. Got it, leon, thank you!!

  53. Card-o-lanche!

    We’re gonna need documentation of the 5 cards she gets.

  54. Have you tried wearing an articulated unicorn head to cheer her up?

    Articulated? Is that what Joe Biden would call a unicorn? Bright, clean, and nice looking?

  55. And now they’re demanding that the Texas Rangers change their name.

    Completely predictable.

  56. PJ, it’s a hoot. Go back and look at the December Secret Santa poat.

  57. will do
    also, we have a looooooot of American Indian friends here who are SUPER pissed about them trying to change, or changing the Redskins name and are tired of the “white man” deciding what they should be offended by

  58. it won’t end there, either

  59. tired of the “white man” deciding what they should be offended by

    They need to call the complaint desk of BLM

    Whitey ain’t got nuttin to do with this one

  60. I’m allowed to say whitey, as a filthy Iceback. Like using the “n” word as a POC

  61. Whitey ain’t got nuttin to do with this one

    Nah, this is mostly upper middle class white folks who find it problematic. Have for years.

  62. Imagine being remembered as fearsome warriors and having that be erased.

    How do Slavs feel about the word ‘slave”? Or descendants of the Vandals about “vandalism”? Seems like the feather Indians got the better end of the deal here.

  63. good god, the WH reporter on Fox is wearing a mask on air

  64. Sorry, CoAlex, BLM forced FedEx’s hand on this one. maybe to keep upper middle class business, but BLM owns this one.

  65. Nah, this is mostly upper middle class white folks who find it problematic.

    Yep…people who don’t even watch football

  66. good god, the WH reporter on Fox is wearing a mask on air

    Is it standing alone outdoors with the WH as a backdrop?

    We’ve reached peak virtue signal.

  67. https://tinyurl.com/ycqnakab

  68. https://tinyurl.com/ycqnakab

    ahhh, video of me back when I used to be a food server…and a man

  69. heh, Chad Prather keeper quote:

    “can we just go back to wondering what Anderson Cooper is sucking on?”

  70. What is tattooed on your face, PJ?

  71. GAHH, all the bullshit. Can’t even anymore.

  72. Heh, stupid waiter tried to blow it out

  73. V for virgin. Duh?

  74. Whoa.

    Wiser was here. 2/10 would not smash.

  75. wakey wakey

  76. Burpee deadlift row with dumbells is worse, MJ.

    Newfie solutions is a good idea. Just saying. They’ll be her BEST friend.

  77. leon, is there a story behind your daughter’s perfectly elegant name? I love it.

  78. Not a personal one. We were doing that thing where you try to think of names you like but don’t strongly associate with anyone in particular. I was scanning through a giant list o’ saints names, and found hers. We liked the sound of it, so we went with it, and now she’s the only one we know. Her middle name is the feminine of my grandfather’s middle name. Until she’s married, at least, she and I will have the same initials.

  79. Don’t worry about kids peeing in the pool!

    If you’ve ever smelled a fart…

  80. Yarrrrgh! I’m sitting here in a vehicle for the last fucking hour and a half while my teammate (not my normal one) fucks around playing technician, with no training, no tools, and no replacement parts.

    No, I dont give a fuck if any of the machines work. Why? Because no one is going to die if that machine doesn’t work. Conversely, if I stay here much longer outside this fucking ghetto parlor the natives may get bright ideas about the 400k I have.

    Next month can’t get here fast enough. I have recieved enough interest in my new business to possibly take it full time.

  81. Does it have to be fixed RIGHT NOW? If not, wth?

    Or…

    Just leave him there. He can call you for a pick up when he’s done messing around with the thing.

  82. I just ordered 4 new pairs of cargo shorts.

  83. aaaaaaaaaaaaand
    we’re shut down again
    Newsom, a Democrat, announced during a press briefing that all bars across the state must close-up shop and that restaurants, wineries, tasting rooms, family entertainment centers, zoos, museums and card rooms have to suspend indoor activities.

    The governor also announced that all gyms, places of worship, malls, personal care services, barbershops, salons, and non-critical offices, in counties on the state’s “monitoring list” had to shut down under the new order. The order affects more than 30 counties in the state, or about 80 percent of California’s population.

  84. Because small business wasn’t dead yet. This is like double-tapping in a zombie movie, except it’s the monster that has a gun and the good guy is face down in the mud and blood.

  85. yeah, my guy is a sign maker, small business, employs 3 people. Only reason his business isn’t dead is because a lot of companies decided they wanted to remodel during the closure so they need their signs made. ADA rules also keep him employed Braille signs and restroom signs are good.
    Cept getting acrylic is next to impossible now due to every one and their brother making covid partitions

  86. Sooo Alanis Morrisette is worried about looking stupid or ignorant because of her song Ironic from back in the day, so she says this
    “I didn’t even want it on the record,” Morissette, 46, said on Rolling Stone’s “Music Now” podcast. “And I remember a lot of people going, ‘Please please, please.’ So I said, OK. That was one of the first songs we wrote, almost like a demo to get our whistles wet. But people wound up really liking the melody, and I wasn’t that precious about it.”

    You weren’t that what about it? Precious? Wha? oh yeah, you’re dumb

  87. Interesting thread from Megan McArdle on cancel culture. She misses the point that this is really about will-to-power, but does engage in some self-reflection about how the establishment right engaged in similar tactics towards critics on the right, and that was how you ended up with Trump.

  88. Working most of the day sweating in the hot sun. Asked Scott to pick up some gin and tonic- I haven’t had a G+T in years- and now I remember why I used to always love one after a long beastly hot day. So refreshing.

    Beefeater. With lime. Like a civilized woman.

  89. ooooooooh, that really does sound refreshing. If I wasn’t so lazy, I’d go work in the hot sun so I could enjoy one.

  90. That’s vodka, not gin.

  91. G&Ts are great. I should have picked up the ingredients this weekend.

  92. KC ice water is a favorite of mine.

    1 shot vodka
    1 shot gin
    1/2 shot lime juice
    1 can 7 up

  93. I don’t know why, but I always thought Travolta was married to Kelly McGinnis from top gun fame, not Kelly Preston. Just caught up with Kelly’s life on wiki and whew boy.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelly_McGillis

  94. Like a civilized woman.

    If one is good a pitcher is better.

  95. I have a couple bottles of limoncello in the freezer, so that will have to do. At least until the mead ages.

  96. What’s all this about gin? Everyone knows gin is the devil. Potato vodka is the only civilized drink for gimps, hookers, and associates.

    Although, I recently hit the buffalo trace distillery, and they have a selection called Eagle Rare and It. Is. Amazing.

    They limit you to one per customer. But, somehow, I found it at the local liquor store TODAY. They had 3 bottles. Now they have none.

    I’m gonna be on the couch for a month when the wife sees that particular credit card purchase, but I don’t even care a little. I’m so happy!

  97. That’s vodka, not gin.
    Look, I don’t have control of giphy.

  98. I just ordered 4 new pairs of cargo shorts.
    —–
    An embarrassment of riches

    You sure it’s not your birthday?

  99. I did some work for the distillery that makes Buffalo trace (also Makers Mark and Pappy Van Winkle). I attended an event there with a distillery tour and fancy dinner with bourbon tasting. Eagle Rare was better than Pappy in my uncultured opinion.

  100. yeah, Kelly doesn’t bat for the team you thought she did

  101. You sure it’s not your birthday?
    Some people just like to brag

  102. I’ll brag about owning 5 pairs of shorts (only 3 are “cargo”) and I live in a place where it’s winter 6 months of the year!

    -sobs-

  103. I own zero shorts.

    I wear jeans.

    Black ones for formal events.

  104. I wear hippie peasant or maxi skirts and tank tops. I had no idea that I did that, like I never paid attention
    Until some teachers were talking about how they were going to go as the I.T. dept for Halloween and one of the teachers was so excited because she was going to put on a maxi skirt and tank top to go as me…I’m typecast

  105. Every now and then, in the middle of the winter, I’ll stoke the wood stove so it’s uncomfortably hot in the living room and wear shorts and a Hawaiian shirt just because. You’d think I’d have a G&T for the occasion but who ever has limes on a whim.

  106. Work is slacks and a collared shirt, with a jacket and tie if I have to go to meet with anyone or over to the capitol. Since I’ve been home I basically live in cargo pants and a gojira t-shirt.

  107. I’m very happy because our new principal…who is a gun toting conservative I might add
    has sleeve tattoos and always wears flipflops
    thrills me to death cuz I’m certainly going to get more tattoos and it’s not like my boss will care.

  108. Last jerb was cargo pants, SWAT boots and golf shirt. This job is golf shirt, dress slacks and shiny cowboy boots. Last jerb I instituted Hawaiian shirt Fridays which caught on pretty good for a while.

    she was going to put on a maxi skirt and tank top to go as me…I’m typecast

    I don’t know why but this makes me chortle in my dress pantaloons.

  109. this makes me chortle in my dress pantaloons

    What part of the body is that even?

  110. I’d sure like to chortle in her dress pantaloons.

  111. What part of the body is that even?
    —–
    North of taint, south of FUPA

  112. I’m binge playing Maroon 5 now.

  113. How you feeling Rocket Chick?

  114. We have a bottle of Pappy we’re saving for a special occasion and you’re all a bunch of friends that get me.

  115. Gin over vodka, every time. Gin right now, as a matter of fact.

  116. Doing pretty well, Pupster. What pain I have is being managed by either a good walk or regular Advil/Tylenol. Which reminds me, there was a way to email the doctor’s office with a question, and I’m going to ask about exercises for the specific muscle that is being crabby that won’t, as Beasn puts it, make all the hamsters fall out.

  117. That would be a good sign for Car in’s next race.

    DON’T LET YOUR HAMSTERS FALL OUT !

  118. Yeah, I’m trying to avoid this surgery as much as I can, I’m positive the hamsters will fall out! Glad you’re doing better, romy

  119. Here’s from an Indian friend of mine (we have a lot of people that live on the rez out here) who is suuuuper annoyed about the Redskin name change “I think it’s hilarious that it’s a bunch white owned companies like Nike and Fed Ex that are dictating how natives feel about the Washington Redskins. A majority of us redskins are not offended by the name. If we should be offended by anything it should be being called native Americans. We were here before it was called America. If the name redskins is changed, let’s not stop there then. Let’s get rid of the name America too. Now if you think that last part sounds crazy it’s because it is. Just like changing the redskins name. Just my opinion.”

  120. Trying to remember the Maroon 5 song where the video was like a movie trailer with a murder.

  121. Publix had to limit purchases of Goya products because they had a massive run.

    Maybe I’m reading tea leaves, but that seems like a good sign. I’m curious how soon Herr Grüppenführer Whitler declares that us deplorables haven’t been obeyed her unlawful mask order and locks down the state again. I half expect her to stage a false flag attack from some “militia” type any day now just to generate some fake political capital.

  122. I just looked at this post on my tablet and the top photo is badly cropped. Her full hiney is visible in the complete image. Darn shame only I get to see that.

  123. Lusting after other wimmins? SINNER

  124. Publix had to limit purchases of Goya products because they had a massive run.
    That makes me happy

  125. Her whole hiney was visible earlier today, Leon. Something happened to the post?

  126. I think that’s the only one that got cropped.

  127. I swear I never touched it.

    SINNER

    Yes. That’s why I’m going to Hell. Unless I am somehow “lucky” enough to die a martyr like St Mark Ji Tianxiang.

  128. Orrrr you could die crossing the street like Ped Xing.
    RIP

  129. Before you click on the Continue reading banner dat ass is all there. At least the parts that make this a PG-13 blog. Not sure what happened to resize her ass. Too much cake, not enough squats probably

  130. I fixed it. Didn’t break it. Sometimes photos flake out.

  131. How is Ped Xing’s cause for sainthood proceeding, anyone know?

  132. I just ordered 4 new pairs of cargo shorts.

    ========

    Nice! Did you also order some white New Balance lawn care shoes? 😀

  133. What’s especially strange is Ped Xing has been around way longer than St. Pancake and look, she’s got an ess tee in front of her name

  134. No. My 10yo asics are still hanging in there, even after I used one pair as “pond shoes” a few times.

  135. We have a bottle of Pappy we’re saving for a special occasion and you’re all a bunch of friends that get me.

    https://tinyurl.com/yajdjwe5

  136. Tomorrow’s WOD is 30 boxes of books down 2 flights of stairs.

    My knees are going to love me.

  137. We’re moving to KS or NE. Pappy will be available then. Next year.

  138. Tomorrow’s WOD is 30 boxes of books down 2 flights of stairs.
    You should quit. Your boss sounds like a dick.

  139. I have the best boss of all time.

    Oh look, I just got a raise.

  140. Yeah, I try to tell Merv Griffin to tell his boss to take a hike all the time…he pretty much says what you just did

  141. If Trump gets elected in November I will be the luckiest man alive.

  142. Why? You getting hired to move his stuff?

  143. My business doubled after his election.

  144. I fixed it. Didn’t break it. Sometimes photos flake out.

    God’s in His heaven – All’s right with the world!

  145. My business doubled after his election.
    Yannow, I’d forgotten that Merv’s business has been so good during this time he’d hired two more employees

  146. Speaking of elections, we have a run-off in AL tomorrow for Republican candidate for Senate. I am voting for Sessions. Tuberville is just oily enough to make me nervous, that 36 seconds after he clinches the nomination, some bimbo cheerleader is going to howl that he sexually harassed her. Sessions may not have Trump’s vote, but the worst they could find on him for his Senate confirmation was that his real name is Jefferson Beauregard.

  147. And by golly, I do not want Doug Jones, the third senator for NY in office for another six years.

  148. My vote doesn’t matter in CA. I could write in Englebert Humperdink and it wouldn’t change a thing

  149. Humperdink

  150. dink, please

  151. My bad
    Humperdinck 2020

  152. Mr. RFH?

    https://tinyurl.com/ya4ck99g

  153. Ha ha ha haaa, there’s Jedi remains in my bedroom RIGHT NOW

  154. Digging eastward resulted poorly.

  155. From the ONT

    “Brittney McNamara highlighted the issue on Friday in Teen Vogue in a story about Fannie Sosa and Navild Acosta, the creators of Black Power Naps (BPN), described on its website as “a sculptural installation, vibrational device and curatorial initiative that reclaims laziness and idleness as power.” Ok, whatever that means …

    They created BPN because they were tired, “but it wasn’t just any old fatigue,” reported Teen Vogue, “they were specifically experiencing a generational fatigue familiar to Black people and people of color.” As Sosa claimed, “We inherited this exhaustion.”
    ——-
    I think we could have a lot of fun inventing racist things and putting them out there as trial balloons to see which ones stick.

  156. Ace linked this guy yesterday. He talks incredibly fast but he nailed this one:

  157. I’d like to put the inherited boot in my ass that made me do things and not whine about it into the ass of almost everyone I see.

  158. hahahaha This is short. It’s good too:

  159. Oh, my Gosh….https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x1PIRVHJd4

  160. Okay, if you don’t watch any of the above, watch this one, it’s about 2 min. My personal favorite:

  161. wakey wakey2

  162. Are we getting a new poat?

  163. I don’t have any memes ready. I have poison ivy on face (sadly not an Uma lookalike in cosplay) and I’m really swollen around both eyes, so I have to save my limited eyeball resources for reading software logs.

  164. LEON. You’re supposed to shower after working in the yard. Rule #1.

  165. For Peej, and us Michiganders next week.

    https://babylonbee.com/news/governors-reinstate-lockdowns-to-combat-recovering-economy

  166. I’ll have one up in a bit

  167. I did. Scrubbed my hands really well. I wasn’t making out with the vines, so I didn’t wash my face as vigorously.

  168. Hamslice in Tu approves of this ass post.


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