Let Your Meme Flow

And some motivation for others…

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  1. May everyone’s day start off as well as the guy on the bike up there

  2. Surprisingly, I liked the Halloween pun. Wait, what I really like are the people trying to kill him. JK.

    Roamy!!! Update, please. Don’t take any of the oxycodone products for pain, you will then get constipation and be in trouble when…well, you know.

    Sleep, Sweet Lady, sleep!!

  3. How’d that guy stay on the bike?

  4. ww

  5. No roamy update this morning. She should be going home maybe this morning and then she will have a good two weeks on the sofa.
    I suspect she’ll check in herself later today.

  6. I reluctantly open the scads of work emails I get on the covid stuff. It’s really too many emails all in the name of “keeping us informed”. Most of it is crap but I just read a follow up to one I skimmed last week. We are now going to be required to wear, in addition to a face mask, goggles or face shields. This is to see patients who have already been screened at the front door on their way to see us. It really is ridiculous. I read two articles yesterday that covid is close to no longer being labeled a pandemic by the CDC based on the #’s.

  7. Just got a CDC alert about the dangers posed by methanol based hand sanitizers manufactured in … wait for it —-> Mexico!

  8. Second night of no nightsweats, for me, but I did wake up because of the schmootz in the air. Took half an hour to clear the crap out of my throat.

    So if the death rate is going down, wtf are the a-holes shutting things down again? Maximum pain to blame on Trump?

  9. We are now going to be required to wear, in addition to a face mask, goggles or face shields

    Which politician has family/friends/campaign bundlers in the medical PPE field?

  10. Case reports in NM. Pepe/Oso … beware.

  11. People here were drinking hand sanitizer for the alcohol. Not too bright.

  12. https://tinyurl.com/ybxdq7jk

  13. Which politician has family/friends/campaign bundlers in the medical PPE field?

    “It’s too dangerous to go to the voting places! We all gotta allow mail-in voting!”

    Simple as that. Well, and the pure stupid too.

  14. Apparently there’s a cult of the lindy effect on Twitter. It’s kind of funny. Gotta love the nutters that social media makes visible to the whole world.

  15. Does your hand sanitizer smell like tequila?

  16. Your mom smells like gin.

  17. Huh, Dirty Jobs marathon, leading up to the new show tonight at 9.

  18. Good morning. We have a pile of extra littlenecks from Sundays seafood fest at Dad’s. I’m gonna make ‘Low Tide’ today, with portuguese sausage, and potatoes and greens from the garden. Then I’m going to work.

    Life is great and I’m the luckiest mandogthing alive, et cetera and so forth.

  19. Thanks, Beasnsnsnsnsns

  20. First

  21. You should have fun with it Jimbro. Buy the whole Darth Vader outfit, but in white.

  22. Just wear your bee suit to the office.

  23. Initial phone interview for DC job seemed to go well. Job is a contractor position at the DEA, in their office in Arlington.

  24. There was a baby groundhog invading the blueberry bed. I just can’t even with these fucking animals. Ready to nuke the whole thing.

  25. Dueling hamster.

    He thinks like a rodent but kills like a Clinton.

  26. Huh, Dirty Jobs marathon
    ————–
    I’d rather watch a Dirty Moms marathon

  27. MJ, why are you trying to LARP Pokemon Go?

  28. Good suggestions, bee suit and Darth Vader costume. Plague Doctor costume would really bring the house down. If I wore that I’d be spending time with Laura’s clientele

  29. If you promise to play frisbee and ball with them a few times a day for a minimum of 15 minutes each session you can borrow Lola and Rowan to kill the baby groundhogs

  30. There was a baby groundhog invading the blueberry bed

    out of curiosity, do they attack from under the ground or do they come up and out to eat?
    for us, I’ve seen gophers do both which is kind of a bummer…I’ve also had it look like a cartoon where the plant just disappears under the ground

  31. Initial phone interview for DC job seemed to go well. Job is a contractor position at the DEA, in their office in Arlington.

    ooooh fingers crossed!!

  32. So if the death rate is going down, wtf are the a-holes shutting things down again? Maximum pain to blame on Trump?

    They shutting you guys down too? Newsom JUST allowed the restaurants to open and now they have to close again….it’s because every time I went to a restaurant, there were 4 people there eating. We all know it wasn’t the protesters…it was those damned eaters!!

  33. The Jag driving freeway killer, who is a naturalized Eritrean immigrant, has retained John Henrey Browne. Sort of the male Gloria Allred. Loves to be on TV. He defended, not successfuly, Ted Bundy…

  34. MJ, why are you trying to LARP Pokemon Go?
    ———————
    I’m gonna need this in English. I think I know what LARP means but I have no idea what Pokemon Go is.

  35. Sort of the male Gloria Allred

    Ugh and…..ugh

  36. Our ground is hard clay, nobody can tunnel through it that fast. No, he waddled his fat ass up the lawn like he owns the place.

    In other news, I just picked up a pile of old pea vines in the garden and a bunch of baby bunnies fell out of it then proceeded to run in every direction. They are currently hiding everywhere. INSIDE MY FENCED IN GARDEN. How the Hell did the mom get in there to have her babies? Or were they just congregated there to eat pea straw, which I know they love? I have no idea.

    I just pitched the vines out the back fence, and walked away. I have to go to work now. I just can’t even, people. It’s too much.

  37. bunny genocide commencing in 3,2,…

  38. Hotspur, where have you been? What’s up?

  39. If i hadn’t been wearing flipflops I woulda stomped a couple that got close. Don’t tell beasn.

  40. Too bad Elmer Fudd can’t have guns anymore…you could hire him to go wabbit hunting…although, he never really seemed very successful with his rabbit hunting tbh

  41. If i hadn’t been wearing flipflops I woulda stomped a couple that got close

    Gah, the thought of doing that while wearing flipflops
    {{{SHUDDER}}}

  42. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on July 7, 2020 11:17 am
    Initial phone interview for DC job seemed to go well. Job is a contractor position at the DEA, in their office in Arlington.

    ——

    Best wishes, Alex.

    I’m surprised you want to be near DC.

  43. Been up north visiting friends and hanging out. Got pretty badly sunburned driving up on the Third with the top down. My nose looks like I was in a bar fight, and lost.

  44. My nose looks like I was in a bar fight, and lost
    never fight a bar, it wins EVERY time

  45. PJM knows stuff.

  46. PJM, do you ever drive with your top down?

  47. Well, we missed your cranky ass.

  48. PJM, do you ever drive with your top down?
    Only after a bar fight

  49. Bingle it, MJ. Our interns and a sickening number of our PhDs were playing it during my second summer at F*rd.

  50. I am planning to set some snares for my woodchucks eventually.

    Metal NOOSES.

  51. Pokemon is cockfighting for nerds too scared to visit Tijuana.

  52. Best wishes, Alex.

    I’m surprised you want to be near DC.

    I really don’t, but I need to find something better than this job. And DC would hopefully have a better tango/swing dance scene.

  53. Just for your information, MJ:

    DICK: We use this word to describe external genitals. Dicks come in all shapes and sizes and can belong to people of all genders.

    FRONT HOLE: We use this word to talk about internal genitals, sometimes referred to as a vagina. A front hole may self-lubricate, depending on age and hormones.

    STRAPLESS: We use this word to describe the genitals of trans women who have not had genital reconstruction (or “bottom surgery”), sometimes referred to as a penis.

    VAGINA: We use this word to talk about the genitals of trans women who have had bottom surgery

    https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/07/06/human-rights-campaign-erases-biology-in-transgender-safer-sex-guide-assigns-vagina-to-trans-women-exclusively/

  54. During the height of Pokémon Go hysteria a few summers ago a college age couple walked down our driveway searching for rare Pokémon. Our driveway is at least 100 feet long, narrow with woods along the side and we don’t often have random people walking down it. When I opened the door to see WTF was up, both dogs (Rowan and Star) ran out and started barking their heads off. They were completely absorbed in their quest that they hardly looked up from their phones to acknowledge they were trespassing and being circled by two potentially dangerous dogs. Star finally nipped the guy on his heel and they noticed me standing there holding a baseball bat in the garage and decided it was time to go.

  55. https://tinyurl.com/yarys5vq

  56. Our driveway is at least 100 feet long, narrow with woods along the side and we don’t often have random people walking down it

    Which is crazy weird. Why on earth would they put a freaking Poke stop there? It’s supposed to be near landmarks and stuff….before the Poke craze, it’s people like me who marked out those stops by playing the game Ingress https://www.ingress.com/

    We marked out the original stops by submitting a pic of the location and telling them what was unique about it…was there a mural, a statue, a museum? The whole point was to get people to walk to locations of interest. No Jimbro’s yard

  57. The whole point was to get people to walk to locations of interest. No Jimbro’s yard

    “Go down this road just outside Lapeer. Turn onto the driveway with the dead deer in the woodline. Pet the newfies…”

  58. Ooh, Coloralex actually made Jimbro’s yard sound interesting….welp, that’s what you get for having an interesting yard. Trespassers

  59. Nah, that’s Car in’s yard. Jimbro’s yard is two asshole dogs and a cranky old guy with a baseball bat.

  60. Mine has a cranky old guy with a machete.

  61. Jimbro’s yard is two asshole dogs and a cranky old guy with a baseball bat.
    ahahahaha I lost some with that

  62. Hannah got a 217 on her MCAT.

  63. That’s terrible Carin, I’m so sorry.

    Wait, that’s out of 800, right?

  64. I thought the lowest total score was a 472.

  65. Unless Car in meant to say 517.

  66. Nice drive by Carin with no info

  67. Fuck cats.

  68. I’m bringing dinner to the Hostages potluck and waiting for carin to come back from her driveby

  69. 417

  70. 517

  71. Whatever the fuck. I just pay attention to the last number. Plus I just spent 4 hours in the sun.

  72. See, now I’m planning a kippered herring pot pie for next Lent.

  73. So, yea. Alex Oso/interpreted my drive by. But I was trying to clean my house quickly and make dinner.

  74. I don’t honestly know what the lowest score is. You have to be able to score lower that 472 or whatever. I think that’s just the bell curve.

    Just looked it up. lowest possible score is a 3.

  75. Go home Carin, you’re drunk
    also, congrats on the score!! I can now remove the pit from my stomach

  76. That doesn’t even make sense. The three has to do with weight schools give the MCAT.

    It just seems you should be able to score less than 472. I mean, what if you answer EVERY question wrong?

  77. That’s the old scoring.

  78. I didn’t even drink anything. Maybe some pool water …

  79. Congrats on the 3 to that one person that made it a thing

  80. Congrats to Hannah.

  81. It just seems you should be able to score less than 472. I mean, what if you answer EVERY question wrong?

    You score 472 points for getting your name correct.

  82. I tried to look up how you can’t get a lower score than 472, but I couldn’t find anything.

  83. You may not be able to score lower than that. Some exams will deliberately set it that way for aesthetic or other reasons. For example, they want the middle score to be “500”, but don’t want to screw around with the point values on questions.

  84. Congrats Hannah

  85. I’m just confused. If you can’t score a 100 or a 0 on a test, it’s just feel good bullshit.

  86. I agree. Her score is BULLSHIT.

  87. we should subtract 472 from her score to find her “real score”.

  88. Her normalized score is about 80.

  89. Let’s approach them with our great idea. I bet they’re so pleased the pay us a million bucks

  90. Why not 81?

  91. If i hadn’t been wearing flipflops I woulda stomped a couple that got close. Don’t tell beasn.

    I would totally forgive you their extermination via a raptor breeding program. We’ve got another set of baby hawks in the neighborhood. Second day home from hospital, the buggers sat on the roof across the street and scree’d for their parents all…day…long. Totally screwed up my nap.

  92. Flying monkeys would work too but we would need pictures.

  93. Oso?

    https://tinyurl.com/y8sabxy6

  94. I may talk with my hands. Shut up. Most of our Deaf Members are doing curbside. Got my Gaitors. Way mo bettah than masks

  95. Pupster, did you get a new puppy?????

    That one sure is adorable.

  96. I would like to chew on that dog’s snout, pupster.
    all the SQUEEEEEEEEEEs

  97. I am home and somewhat coherent. Gentle squishy hugs to all the Hostages.

  98. Looks like our neighbors puppy.

  99. Leon, she was convinced she Bombed the test . I called her to see if she knew her score yet and she said she’d know in a few hours and she’d call if her scores were ok but to otherwise not call because she didn’t want to talk about it. I understood. An hour later she texted me with the results.

  100. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 7, 2020 6:57 pm
    Why not 81?

    Because she’s a slacker who brings shame on her parents.

  101. That puppy needs all the scritches. All of them.

  102. Glad you made it home, Roamie.

  103. I too am somewhat coherent. ;)

  104. I am home and somewhat coherent. Gentle squishy hugs to all the Hostages.

    What upgrades did you decide to go with? Advanced optical scanners? Carbon nanofiber musculature? Embedded claws? The snarkatron 5000?

  105. Mrs. Pupster is listening to some trance-spacey-repetitive-echoing bullshit “music” while she is working and I think I’m going to have to leave her.

  106. https://tinyurl.com/TURN-THAT-slam-kick-TURN THAT SHIT OFF

  107. What upgrades did you decide to go with?

    Inside the inside the waistband holster?

  108. Ennio Morricone has died. NPR keeps referring to the genre of his movies as Italian Westerns.

    FUCK YOU IN YOUR BACK HOLE.

  109. Well, at least they graduated past Spaghetti Westerns.

  110. They WERE fucking Spaghetti Westerns dammit. And damn good ones.

    Fucking politically correct front holes.

  111. https://tinyurl.com/pyborzx

  112. Husband has some Nature thing on Netflix. All the seals and penguins and polar bears are going to die because the sea ice is melting. South pole.
    I’m like ‘BAH, bullshit’ and he’s like ‘we gotta take care…nothing wrong with that message’.

    I got up to sit over here. Meh.

  113. I’m a Score Nerd. Beasn, at least Dan watches the Food Network. He is still the LIV Guy. HS, I loved Ennio.

  114. Mission to Mars for my favorite nerd. fire hydrant

  115. There are no polar bears at the south pole.

    ZERO.

  116. Ohh, looks like this one may be the one where the dumbshit woke-climate-change-is-real-filmmakers spooked the walruses over the cliff….and then blamed on climate change. Mr. B. finally turned it off.

  117. Polar bears are doing very well overall. There are 15-20 different populations of them.

    You can always find a population of polar bears that isn’t doing well, because of nature, and that is the one they use to prove global warming.

  118. something worth watching on TV. New Dirty Jobs.

  119. I moved 10 baby bunnies from the garden to a farm in the country.

    I may have PTSD..

  120. oh man, I miss this show.

  121. scott is a bunny farmer now? Nice!

  122. Why not put them in a cage and make them your pets?

  123. You can call them ‘George’.

  124. My FIL used to go get his hatchet when he’d find a nest of buns or other critters that may have moved into his yard. Old farm boy. Didn’t bother him in the least. Growing up, they kept the livestock in the ground floor of the house, during the winter months. Living quarters were 1st and 2nd floors.

  125. Lauraw didn’t know Scott relocates vermin. I watched BBC Watership Down

  126. Yeah, relocates.

  127. Why not 11?

  128. https://tinyurl.com/yc8a3lqg

  129. Would that be the same farm they send dogs to when they bite someone?

    Also, coherent is overrated.

    And of course there are no South polar bears, the shoggoths ate them all.

  130. There are polar bears at the South Pole, but they all wear penguin masks as a disguise.

  131. Former boss, now retired, his mom passed away, 98 years old. What’s an appropriate gift, or just a card sent?

  132. Why not put them in a cage and make them your pets?

    *bursts out laughing*

    Chickie, if I ever cage some conigli, they’ll be for eventual frying.

    And…yeah, I had a passing thought of doing just that. But wild ones aren’t really the good meat rabbits, afaik.

  133. J’Ames, I don’t think any gift is really appropriate, other than funereal flowers, and most men aren’t interested in that.

    I’d go with a condolence card, signed, with a personal note enclosed on separate stationary.

  134. Condolence stripper.

  135. Dennis eats radishes periodically.


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