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Your model for today was born on March 6th, 1997 in Hungary.  She stands 5′ 1″ and measures 342536 and 117 lbs.  Please light a candle or curse the dog-head for Miss Jessica Albanka AKA Alisa Amore AKA Inez Fulitko.

149 Comments

  1. She’s a cutie!

  2. https://tinyurl.com/yca5ukor

  3. She’s adorable.

  4. She’s actually very easy on the eyes. I’ve never looked at the edges of so many gifs before today.

  5. Nice trick with the dog head lol

  6. Hmm, she must be mute. I skimmed the videos and no sexy European accent, just cheesy music. In the first video it’s nice to see her dad brought her to all those exotic locations!

  7. Meh. 7/10 would smash.

  8. Not bad at all. Nice to have something pleasant to start the day.

  9. Commenting on BBF while taking corporate mandated anti harassment training.

    Make of that what you will.

  10. She looks breedable.

  11. Yeah Jimbro, I spent a pretty awesome Saturday morning looking for gifs and video on this one…with the exception of the family vacation youtube clip they all start topless and go from there, hence the strategic dogheads.

    I can use a free software to covert video to gif and edit; cut crop overlay clip but it takes some time. This models…uh, areas that need to be cropped are pretty high up on her torso, hence all the lame gifs of her face and shoulders.

  12. Meh. 7/10 would smash.

    Put the pipe down towelly.

  13. pretty awesome saturday morning indeed

  14. Tucker is pissing me off sometimes. Last night he started in with the “where’s Trump” talk. What’s he supposed to do when the local and state governments drop the ball?

  15. She’s cute. Unfortunately a quick internet search reveals that she is not marriage material.

  16. In the first video it’s nice to see her dad brought her to all those exotic locations!

    “Uncle”.

    Commenting on BBF while taking corporate mandated anti harassment training.

    Just another struggle session. They should all have softcore in them to at least ease the pain.

  17. The gun-pointed-at-motorcyclist guy from Lansing is being prosecuted. Trump can’t win by intervening there, it’s just one more obvious failure of Lansing’s Mayor and Michigan’s governor.

  18. I don’t often watch Tucker live, I mostly hear about his show and occasionally catch a video rerun. I did hear he was critical of Trump and questioned his reelection chances. If the “why” of that is because of a lack of response to the riots then I disagree. He’s done enough and doing any more would have only fueled the fire. I thought the Rageaholic video linked by Themadin last night did a great job laying things out as far as current events. I lose sight of the fact that “they” are deliberately trying to create anxiety and unrest.

  19. He’s done enough and doing any more would have only fueled the fire.

    ——–

    I believe they were hoping for a harsh response to kick things up several notches.

  20. *six months ago*

    Me: You should come out dancing with me some time.
    Friend from work: No thanks. It would feel too much like a date.

    *Yesterday*

    Me: So I got a bite on one of my job applications.
    Friend from work: Ooh, where?
    Me: Dallas.
    Friend from work: Dallas is really nice. I love Texas and I know that city. If you moved out there I could come visit.

    WTF?

  21. She only wants a place to stay while she goes dancing with other penises. I mean guys.

    No, I actually mean the first thing.

  22. Yeah, I’m not playing that game. She’s a nice gal and we go out to lunch or dinner about once a week, which is nice for the socialization, but she’s also 23 and a bit flighty.

  23. nowadays, they are ALL flighty at 23

  24. Huh, Tim Scott is getting racist phone calls. From liberals

    What a surprise. Oh well, it’s in their blood, and their history. Right demokkkrats?

  25. In the first video it’s nice to see her dad brought her to all those exotic locations!

    I figured that was Vladiamir Putin.

  26. Just another struggle session. They should all have softcore in them to at least ease the pain.
    —————————
    Pretty interesting training. I can be fired for posting anything offensive on social media – personal social media. Same for GND.

    We don’t use social media so it doesn’t matter but my guess is this will be the next big battlefield. It already is to a certain extent. Employers will start firing people for wrong think which very nicely absolves social media of the task.

    Unless conservatives weaponize this first, we’ll be totally fucked. Which means we’re totally fucked.

  27. Bewbs

  28. Tucker is pissing me off sometimes. Last night he started in with the “where’s Trump” talk.
    ———————-
    I completely understand where you’re coming from. I was thinking about it last night a bit.

    It’ll never happen, but what if Trump started praising the public? You know, the typical, thank you so much for sacrificing and we’re all in this together and you’re the best for doing such heroic things, etc. I wonder if people would eat that shit up.

  29. Unfortunately a quick internet search reveals that she is not marriage material.

    Unhuh.

    but she’s also 23 and a bit flighty

    I have a meme coming up just for you this weekend. See if you can pick it out.

  30. Unless conservatives weaponize this first, we’ll be totally fucked. Which means we’re totally fucked.

    Won’t matter. Catch a colleague posting “LOL, Christians are st00pid” atheist links and report it? You’re at best going to get nothing. At worst you’re gone instead for creating a hostile work environment.

  31. I have a meme coming up just for you this weekend. See if you can pick it out.

    There are “hung like a horse” memes?

  32. At worst you’re gone instead for creating a hostile work environment.

    this

  33. heh, got called a troll on AOS

  34. First

  35. Normal titties for once. Thanks, Pups.

  36. Co-worker’s COVID test still not back yet. This has gone all week. I have this habit of assuming that anything that drags on longer than need be will not have a good result. This is part personal experience and part that annoying little dark voice in my head.

  37. I think we need Scott to tell us if Trump will win in Nov.

  38. Watching Althouse come to the horrified realization of what she helped unleash is kind of fun.

  39. Stupid bint will never accept that her way of thinking led to that.

  40. wakey wakey

    love the song up there – I always forget about that one.

    I don’t like that Tucker picked on Trump but he was kinda right. The issue is – I don’t know if he can do much. Whatever he says he’ll get criticized. Arm chair quarterbacking isn’t helpful. I dunno.

  41. Maybe we’ll get another round of stories suggesting that Trump doesn’t really want to be president and that maybe he should step aside and let someone else run.

    As long as we’re doing 2016 over again we may as well dig up that narrative.

  42. Jay, what thread were you called a troll?

  43. Maybe we’ll get another round of stories suggesting that Trump doesn’t really want to be president and that maybe he should step aside and let someone else run.

    HotBride is absolutely certain that Trump will back out. Nothing I say changes her mind. Like Scott, she has an uncanny “knowingness” (as she calls it). And it is definitely uncanny.

  44. Not only do you get in trouble for what you say on social media, now you can be penalized for not saying the correct thing. “You didn’t post praising BLM, that means you are a white supremacist!”. This happened sonewhere, can’t remember the detaiks.

  45. Just for Hotspur

    https://tinyurl.com/y7n3y7g7

  46. morning report, mare. didn’t even do anything troll-y!

  47. White silence = white guilt, pepe! I agree.

  48. WTF did Althouse spew now? It’s funny watching her twist.

  49. Thanks Pepe. I’ll remember that.

  50. Ugh, they’re slitting their wrists over at the HQ.

  51. Ziegler is the hero we need.

  52. If you guys are going to talk about AOS, you’re gonna have to fill in the details, because I don’t hang there.

  53. Hotbride is wrong about this.

  54. https://tinyurl.com/y8rrwcd9

  55. tapeworm

  56. Welp, everyone is losing their shit over COVID. New York is requiring travelers from Florida to be quarantined for 14 days. Bars in Texas are closed for 2 weeks and also in Hillsborough county, FL and they will certainly do that here because we have dumbasses running things.

    Here’s what I don’t get, they are freaking out because more people are testing positive for the virus. SO FREAKING WHAT? And they are skewing younger. SO FREAKING WHAT?

    Are more people dying? Are people actually sick? No, they are just testing positive.

    FFS we are a stupid country.

  57. Young people without symptoms testing positive is actually the best possible outcome.

    But by all means let’s step on our dicks again.

  58. They took “deaths” off of the covid tracker dashboard for NC. They are only showing the scary hockey stick graph CONFIRMED CASES and AVAILABLE ICU ROOMS. So dumb.

    My coworker’s wife gave blood a few weeks ago, I guess they test for the flu now and she had the antibodies. He was the most nervous of nellies about the flu but now is pretty sure he had it in January. I had told him in March I was pretty sure I had it the week of New Years and he didn’t believe me then. Now he does.

  59. 60hrs in 4 days, that was interesting.

    Are they ILL? Do they have symptoms? Do all these new positives require healthcare?

    So returned to work as the state was saying they would reopen slot parlors on the 26th (today for y’all non calendar having mofos). We have working like madmen to get the parlors in compliance with SD requirements and money into the atm/redemption terminals. At approx 6pm yesterday we are advised the open date has been pushed back until the 1st. Company tells us to complete as much of the route and RTB. I’m disgustingly tired. Was able to keep up throughout but my body is screaming. On the plus side, any weight gained during coronacation has been dropped.

  60. https://tinyurl.com/yd3zybc6

  61. Secret lake scouting mission today.

  62. LOL

    Carly Fiorina

    I thought we were done with that cunt.

  63. Hotspur and mare are simpatico.

    Fiorina and Haley…GFY.

    But I mean that in a nice way.

    Someone at ace’s commented that Fiorina must have been lying in 2016 when she said she was pro-life.

    Lying, whore, shitstain CEO.

  64. I like that Trump always knows where to hit them. Remember when he drew attention to her obviously bad plastic surgery? That was epic.

    Hope he does the same to Biden. He’s very vain and thinks of himself as super intelligent. Lots to work with there.

  65. Hey T Roy, what part or Illinois are you in again? I’m mapping out a road trip.

  66. Hope he does the same to Biden. He’s very vain and thinks of himself as super intelligent. Lots to work with there.

    Three debates. Three. That’s basically walking Biden straight into the slaughterhouse.

  67. https://tinyurl.com/y77qagm8

  68. Whoa!!! Racist!!!

  69. The reliable stalwarts of leftist media are already walking out the “debates are so yesterday, really just glorified press conferences, time to end them” talking points.

    There won’t be 3 debates. Not between Trump and Biden, anyhow.

  70. If I ate grains I’d buy it.

  71. “debates are so yesterday, really just glorified press conferences, time to end them” talking points.
    ———-

    They are sooooooooo predictable.

  72. Caught Rush on my drive to/from the grocery store one county over, NYT ran the op/ed against debates on the SAME DAY as the story about Biden’s sham cancer charity came out and the SAME DAY as he claimed 120M dead from Wu Tang Flu.

  73. Democrats at the highest level really have no idea how many people live in this country, do they? Not in the slightest.

  74. Trump vs nobody isn’t going to poll well for Trump, which is happening right now. He’s basically running against a missing person.

    But people need a reason to show up to vote. Biden will have to leave the basement at some point or he’ll lose in a blowout.

  75. Pups, I’m about 10 miles north of Decatur. You passing through? As you come through Indianapolis on your way west , I think you make a choice to take 70 to St. Louis which will route you South of me, if you opt to go due west you’ll pass within 10 miles of me on 72 and then angle SW at Springfield. If you plan on getting anywhere near St Louis, there is a large section of its beltway closed and you must plan your route carefully. The section closed is around East St. Louis (Illinois side of river) and that place is a war zone. You will not survive a trip through. I wouldn’t enter that place unless in a armored vehicle and even then, pucker factor. It even looks like a war zone.

  76. Democrats at the highest level really have no idea how many people live in this country, do they? Not in the slightest.

    It’s not just Dems. Basically everyone who’s a part of the commentariat.

  77. My parents are in the town near Hickory Point mall.

    Small world.

  78. https://slate.com/human-interest/2020/06/average-looking-men-hot-woman-advice.html

    I’m an attractive and intelligent woman in my mid-30s. To a certain extent, I know these things to be true. I’ve worked for 15 years as a successful commercial model, and I have a master’s degree and an above-average IQ. I’m in incredible shape. Also important to add: I definitely don’t come across as modest or sexually conservative. I post lingerie and bikini selfies.

    I get a lot of emotional and intellectual fulfillment from my relationships with friends and family. When I date, my primary interest is finding partners who excite me physically and fulfill me sexually. For reasons I don’t understand, I rarely attract these men anymore. The men who flock to me, asking me out to the tune of several times a week (!), are average- or below-average-looking smart guys. These men have everything I’m looking for in a friend, but they aren’t what I want in a dating partner. My take is that they think my academic interests and penchant for elevated conversation will make me fall for them despite an obvious attractiveness gap. If I was looking for a marriage partner or someone to start a family with, that might be true. But I’m not! I want hot sex with semi-committed medium-term partners.

  79. So is this idiot saying that she can’t find attractive men to have sex with?

    What’s her problem? Besides the several obvious ones in her article.

  80. In Texas the hospitalization rate is going up, so I buy why they are shutting things down a bit. Not sure about AZ, but I think it’s the same thing. In iowa, all rates except new cases are down, cases are rising because of young people testing positive.

    Local radio show host tested positive.

  81. Shutting down the bars makes some sense, because the COVID superspreader events seem to be correlated with enclosed areas with lots of people where there’s lots of shouting/loud noises: bars, restaurants, and the like.

  82. It’ll never happen, but what if Trump started praising the public? You know, the typical, thank you so much for sacrificing and we’re all in this together and you’re the best for doing such heroic things, etc. I wonder if people would eat that shit up.

    I reeeeeeeeeeeally wish he would do something like that.

  83. What happened to that bear? Did you cut off his head or just spray paint BLM all over his ass?

  84. oh look, chris wallace coming up on fox

    *click

  85. https://tinyurl.com/y9quznk2

  86. Larry Elder: Why Are Black Conservatives Called Uncle Tom?

  87. Headline for Alex’s article:

    Slut who has never heard of The Wall hits The Wall.

  88. Leon bait….

    https://tinyurl.com/y8esy2sf

  89. Headline for Alex’s article:

    Slut who has never heard of The Wall hits The Wall.

    “Hey! E-thot! You’re gonna die alone
    We’re gonna laugh as another slut hits the wall.”

  90. https://tinyurl.com/y89thscp

  91. https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/catholic-youths-heroically-stop-california-mob-from-tearing-down-saints-statue

    I’m sort of sad I don’t live in Ventura anymore so I couldn’t go support them.

  92. She seems extremely pleasant, Pepe. Would take in as a concubine.

  93. Oops, that was supposed to have a NSFW tag.

  94. Just signed up for a blood donation. I know it’s supposed to be good for you but I’ve just thought about it for a while and hadn’t pulled the trigger until today. Bonus Covid test.

  95. I keep meaning to do that too. Or farm leeches.

    Have you read Dumping Iron?

  96. I haven’t but you put the idea in my head about the phenomenon of men needing to dump iron.

  97. You passing through?

    I was thinking you were more southern for some reason. I was thinking about a road trip up through Tennessee/Kentucky to see some friends and family, with a possible trip across the river to a dispensary.

  98. Thanks for the reminder about blood donation. Just signed up for a slot on Tuesday.

  99. There were 2 donation centers and the earliest I could make an appointment was 7/9. They’re probably small places and enforcing distancing.

  100. Got the lawn mowed before the storm. The sky is getting very dark and I can hear thunder. Ben just stopped by on his way to Portland to pick up a friend and said Bangor was flooded with a sudden downpour.

  101. They likely won’t let me donate without some tests, but I’m told you can get them to pump and dispose at most places for a small fee/donation to cover costs.

  102. I thought they would take your blood, just by gazing upon you.

  103. No, that’s gingers and it’s souls they take, not blood.

  104. sick of Trevor Noah ads on CMT. Can’t even escape him since I’ve never watched his show.

  105. Gov Wujan has cancelled the state fair. She’s pushing Phase 2 back until August. The breastarants have patios. Dan says it’s like a McDonalds playland. Way too many children.

  106. our state fair has been cancelled too

  107. our state fair has been cancelled too

    I blame twitter cancel culture. Has to be!!

  108. CA republicans cannot be trusted:
    That is correct.

  109. Secret lake is no longer a secret. Some idiot must have advertised it on Nextdoor.

    I have never seen that many people there.

    It’s ruined.

  110. Great, now it’s gonna be covid lake

  111. So very sorry, Scott.

  112. Wouldn’t have been an issue if people went to forest lakes for peace and quiet. But no, they go to play shitty music on a boombox and scream at the top of their lungs at their hellion children.

  113. It could be secret boobytrap lake. Is there only one way in?

  114. Lauraw, so it’s the CT equivalent of Dan’s Breastarants. Family’s have nowhere to go, so they are ruining everything for everyone.

  115. Probably, Oso.

  116. But no, they go to play shitty music on a boombox and scream at the top of their lungs at their hellion children.
    Ugh, sounds like my last camping trip
    Turns out, the assholes were the people I went with. I cringed the entire night thinking how much the rest of the campground must hate us…my friends were drunk, you can’t reason with drunk people who want to play shitty music really loud and be really loud.
    H8

  117. Maybe if you placed a few nooses in the trees ? (ok, what’s the fucking plural of noose? I’m too fucking tired for grammar bullshit) Maybe get a bunch of barbie dolls and nail them to the trees at regular intervals. Of course you’d have to nail their heads up separately next to their bodies for full effect.

    I’m certain a man with your imagination could do a great job with a area denial campaign

  118. We stopped going to the family camp out after my no politics was ignored and the boom box dance BS was embraced. Ranchero and Mariachi.

  119. (ok, what’s the fucking plural of noose?

    “neese”

  120. Maybe if you placed a few nooses in the trees ? (ok, what’s the fucking plural of noose? I’m too fucking tired for grammar bullshit) Maybe get a bunch of barbie dolls and nail them to the trees at regular intervals. Of course you’d have to nail their heads up separately next to their bodies for full effect.

    I’m certain a man with your imagination could do a great job with a area denial campaign

    Just put up signs, “Swinger Campout Weekend this way ->”

  121. Create 8×11 signs with the logo and name of the state conservation enforcement saying “Beware Rabid Squirrels in Trees”. Small print paragraph about sick squirrels attacking humans from above and what to do if bitten.

  122. Just put up signs, “Swinger Campout Weekend this way ->”
    The problem with that is….the people that WILL show up because of that sign

  123. Just put up signs, “Swinger Campout Weekend this way ->”
    ————-
    Which way?

  124. ^^^^ SEE?
    what did you think was going to happen?

  125. Pretty sure naked guy got kicked out last summer.

    BAM!

    Crowds.

    Naked guy has been hanging out there since the 70’s.

  126. Ranchero and Mariachi.

    https://tinyurl.com/yb72sw88

  127. Naked guy has been hanging out there since the 70’s.
    But he was harmless, he didn’t touch anyone…only himself

  128. My god pupster, that was THE saddest macarena ever. Must be in quarantine, stuck on a covid cruise somewhere in the Pacific Ocean….or, the Carribean. Wherever those people go

  129. You people realize we’ve been stuck on this ship since March? You keep dancing!!! WE ARE IN HELL!!!!!!!

  130. The problem with that is….the people that WILL show up because of that sign

    It’s never the ones you want to show up.

  131. But he was harmless, he didn’t touch anyone…only himself

    Naked guy touched all of us in some small, possibly illegal way.

  132. Which way?

    Randomly point the arrows in various directions. You want visitors to be afraid.

  133. https://tinyurl.com/yb72sw88

    The maid of honor just realized that she’s 30 and the last one of her friends still single.

  134. She voted for Hillary.

  135. Puppyfoot. A most distressing condition.

    *fastens ribbon to lapel*

  136. I met the neighbor’s German Shep puppuh today. He was in the front yard on leash. Saw me daring to walk from my door to my truck and gave me several verreh terrifying deep booming barks to Make Sure. I looked at him, spread my arms and wheedled, “YOU COME HERE.” He promptly started wheezing and screaming and dragged his owner over to see me. He fell upon the ground like a big dumshit and slobbered on my neck and nipped my ear.

    We’re gonna be friends now.

  137. He fell upon the ground like a big dumshit and slobbered on my neck and nipped my ear.

    aaaaaaand I’m melting

  138. I gotta stop believing what I read. Texas hospitalization numbers aren’t going up for Covid.

    https://justthenews.com/politics-policy/coronavirus/texas-government-counting-every-covid-positive-hospital-case

  139. https://tinyurl.com/ycusz9zd

  140. https://tinyurl.com/yak2qjd6

  141. Decide early, repent presently.

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