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Flawlessly naming puppies since March 2009 
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I’m always a little leery of the your-eh-nus pronunciation people. It’s a safe bet, if they’re not actually British, they’re phony academes or NPR sluts listening to the shit the BBC puts out and believe the crap they hear. World Cup Soccer and Tour de France aficionados.
Gentleman’s Sausage Aficionado sounds like a magazine you might find under the seat of a BMW in suburban Atlanta or Chicago
I half expected to wake up to a series of news alerts about ATL this morning after the popo said “Fuck you, let BLM protect your asses”. Nothing. I haven’t looked on twitface yet.
So, it’s either going down and they’re deliberately imposing a news blackout (racist!) or people are planning their heists and looting sprees which seems counter intuitive since most looters aren’t known to be careful planners.
Neighbors at the end of our driveway got a divorce and ended up selling their house. It was on the market for a few months and finally sold. The lawn has become a field and last week I debated doing a quick run through with my riding mower to get the big areas but yesterday two people showed up there with Texas plates and were walking around. They had a dog off leash and he seemed friendly. Our asshole dogs will certainly change his attitude.
Jimbro is so lonery.
I’ve been up since 0400. Paula went to the gym before work and with her moving around and two cattle dogs laying on the bed trying to lick my face to wake me up it was a losing battle. I’ve got an early errand to do so I said fukkit and got moving. All my coffee has been consumed, dogs fed and I’m ready to leave in a little bit wearing my Boogaloo outfit of Hawaiian shirt and cargo shorts.
Wakey wakey
Blacks are now apparently underrepresented in the music industry.
I think we’ve reached end-stage stupid.
Blow a gasket.
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hahahahahaha ^^ who did this?
A futurism channel I follow on yootoob has the “Outward Bound” series that covers a plausible colonization strategy for nearly everything in the solar system. Somehow, Uranus isn’t in that playlist, and I can’t find it anywhere in the channel’s vast library.
Colonizing Uranus must just be too hard, or just not worth all the effort needed. Even the moons around Uranus don’t appear to be a sufficient enticement.
There’s reality and then there is the left.
Pick. Vote accordingly.
Pretty sure the Flat Earth Model is also geocentric, so that 3rd pic is just more NASA reptoid propaganda.
That model is a lie.
Everyone knows that the Earth is actually a hollow sphere.
A futurism channel I follow on yootoob has the “Outward Bound” series that covers a plausible colonization strategy for nearly everything in the solar system. Somehow, Uranus isn’t in that playlist, and I can’t find it anywhere in the channel’s vast library.
It looks interesting, but his lisp is annoying.
It’s now hollow, there are just portals to Hyperboria at both poles.
What’s it filled with?
Cream?
(Just leaving that for Hotspur)
Isaac Arthur doesn’t have a lisp, he’s got that other speech impediment that makes him sound like Elmer Fudd. It annoyed me at first but I got used to it. His optimism about our species colonizing space beyond “Orth” is a pleasant diversion from politics.
Plus the “cut apart Neptune with a giant chainsaw so we can send the nitrogen to the rest of the solar system” episode is a trip.
Isaac Arthur doesn’t have a lisp, he’s got that other speech impediment that makes him sound like Elmer Fudd.
Yeah, I just can’t remember what that one is called.
Apparently it’s wabbit season on Maws.
It’s silly to think that we’d give the Mars colony a democratic government. Far better to convert Mars to a Dukedom in order to better build up its defense against Space Vikings.
“It’s hard to believe many people would be sent to Mars as prisoners, as was the case with Australia, or to flee religious persecution, as with the American Colonies…”
$20 says that within twenty years of Martian colonization some cult makes the journey.
That DA is Atlanta is … a fool. This is going to implode.
I mean, couldn’t someone cut his mic yesterday before he completely beclowned himself?
He gives who new meaning to the words cordial and jovial.
Yeah, that quote about fleeing religious persecution aged badly.
well, he was cordial, and jovial.
Not so much when they tried to cuff him
Unless a politico from above is willing to take the heat for dismissing the charges, he either takes a plea or leaves it up to a jury.
Dude is fucked.
Interesting, Rueters is reporting the DA in NM dropped shooting charges against the guy who was attacked at that statue.
“Dude is fucked.”
I think he walks. It’s ugly, but it isn’t murder.
you think a jury will find enough for murder one?
They’ll acquit him in late October so all of Georgia has to use mail-in ballots to keep people SEEF from riots and the 3rd wave of Wuhan Flu.
Alternate pronunciation doesn’t help. It’s “your anus” or “urinous”. Maybe “ow-rah-nus”? Might not be “correct” but a lot less snickering.
Atlanta is fucked. It has that fun libtard “sweet spot” of majority-minority and high LBTQXYZKLFEIEIO representation. Just perfect for blue-on-blue conflict.
They are already collecting data on who they can send ballots in for. We just mail to everyone, no request needed, so figure out who doesn’t vote, and send in their ballot.
https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2020/06/atlanta-police-officer-faces-dubious-murder-charge.php
This lays it out pretty well
Tim got the alternate pronunciation right … urinous
-cringe-
First
I think he walks. It’s ugly, but it isn’t murder.
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I agree. Not murder.
You think the jury will care? No way. Payback time.
I have two sets of those planet glasses. Everyone loves them.
Including your mom.
Urinius
Urineaus
What do toilet paper and the starship Enterprise have in common?
“You think the jury will care?”
OJ was innocent.
It only takes one.
I def get it.
But you’re looking at at a 50-50 jury in Atlanta at best. The pressure will be unbelievable to convict.
I think acquittal is the goal.
More fake outrage just before the election.
Not enough time.
They’ll fast-track it. Speedy trials are guaranteed ‘n’ shizz.
Look how fast they came back with charges
Supreme Court knocks down Trump on DACA legal protections.
Roberts wrote the opinion, no surprise.
Even if the government gets something wrong, its not up to them to untangle it and make it right.
So in other words, if we get it wrong, we have to live with it.
Roberts’ opinion isn’t surprising. If you want to predict how he’ll vote, you can’t go wrong with assuming that he’ll try to push the issue back to the legislative and executive branches with the minimal amount of SCOTUS involvement.
>>>>Speedy trials are guaranteed ‘n’ shizz.
Unless your name is Gen. Flynn.
Why is DACA even in the courts? Obama pulled it out of his ass with an expiration date. Once that date came and went, it’s done.
Wow, hearing Thomas’ dissent shows how he is the Scalia now.
Why is DACA even in the courts?
Because the president’s last name is Trump
Roberts is a piece of shit. He needs to be flushed, hard.
Comment by beasn on June 18, 2020 11:01 am
Why is DACA even in the courts? Obama pulled it out of his ass with an expiration date. Once that date came and went, it’s done.
Administrative Procedures Act.
Since Obama put it in, without any strings attached or legislation, Trump has to have a complete plan to roll it back, and have plans for all 800 THOUSAND kids.
Obviously.
Funny how that never works with Trump’s EO’s. How about a new EO for Universal Concealed Carry in all 57 states?
People are in line already for the Trump rally
In other news, Shannon Bream is one of the prettiest ladies on TV.
Jeez Jay, when I watch that video I begin to think they might be exaggerating Slow Joe’s 13 point lead in the polls
well, it is an MSDNC link
My computer reminder thing just told me it is Juneteenth tomorrow.
https://www.georgialeo.org/post/apd
One of my gun/cigar buddies sent me that link ^^^
I love science.
Juneteenth is the new Kwanza
My computer reminder thing just told me it is Juneteenth tomorrow.
YES! I was looking at my schedule this week and I was like…oh dang, what did I schedule on Friday? Oooh my Juneteenth party.
Getting my tooth cleaned in about 15 minutes. I’m sure it’s going to be a pain in the arse with all the fussing about icky germs.
As a transblack man, I should get tomorrow off to go to the beach with my family.
Well, I’m home. I have seasonal allergies plus our home is completely gutted for remodel. I coughed at work on Monday morning and a V.P at the school saw me…..so I have to figure out how to get a test because at the moment, I’m persona non grata at work, but I’d like to thank the taxpayers of california for keeping me paid
ahahaha
suckers
oh the house gutted comments means…there is dust and mold and all sorts of crap falling out of the ceiling, causing my sinuses to be backed up a tad
Fucking circular firing squad bullshit
Ok, so where did my refresh button disappear to?
I’m going to have to comment every time to refresh.
We took it away from you. It’s for your own good.
Carin…let go of the refresh button and walk away…drop it
NO BITE!! DROP IT!!!
Don’t tase her! It’ll just make her angrier!
What about the shock collar?
Meh
Rumor has it she kinda likes it
Okay, I’m all pre-registered and Ching Chong Fluey tested. THAT was slightly unpleasant. Almost didn’t make it through the countdown and once that nasty little pipe cleaner was removed, I about coughed up a lung. Bleh.
And Roberts and the Bowel Movement/Antifreaks can all go eat a bag of micro peens.
Comment by pajama momma on June 18, 2020 3:18 pm
What about the shock collar?
Meh
Rumor has it she kinda likes it
Who doesn’t?
Sooo what are the results beasn?
You have AIDS?
My sister used to be a dispatcher. She’s on a FB dispatcher group….said that even the dispatchers in Atlanta were walking off the job.
The magnetosphere around Uranus is a chaotic mess that makes my head hurt trying to visualize it. The solar wind out that far doesn’t have the same flux, but trying to find a safe orbit while dodging 27 moons would be a ball ache. Shooting in from the solar ecliptic makes it easy to get “polar” orbits, but it would take good timing, a lot of fuel and/or slingshots to get in to a local equatorial orbit.
They’re raising money for Officer Rolfe’s defense.
https://www.georgialeo.org/post/apd?fbclid=IwAR1zV7MaAB-ssmjgu9EeG7th-k7xDFoz3BrVX_AeiPgonUfxQreMkthUMtU
Hold on. I need to get my dictionary to read Will’s comment.
Someone save my seat please
Man, today is just dragging on…
Translating Will, Uranus is fucked.
The magnetosphere around Myanus will be a chaotic mess, on Sunday, that makes my head hurt thinking about it.
Translating Will, Uranus is fucked
heh, heh, heh, heh
hawt
You know what is worse than a dragging day, Tim? Having to look forward to drinking a bottle of Miralax and the resulting piss out the swollen ass.
TMI? You bet.
PJ, are there any more goats in your future? What about chickens?
Shooting in from the solar ecliptic makes it easy to get “polar” orbits, but it would take good timing, a lot of fuel and/or slingshots to get in to a local equatorial orbit.
Said your mom.
Maybe chickens? No on the goats. Since this whole covid nonsense it’d be nice to have a constant protein supply at the ready. This quarantine has certainly allowed us to see where we’re lacking in our apocalypse planning………but a crapton of people freaked (who never owned chickens before, oh lord) and bought all the bay chicks up. Baby chicks and toilet paper are scarce around these parts.
Comment by Brother Tim on June 18, 2020 3:43 pm
Translating Will, Uranus is fucked.
It’s possible to probe Uranus, but we have to approach from an odd angle and get the timing just right.
Said your mom.
Oh no you dint
What plane do Uranus’s moons revolve in? The planet itself has a pretty extreme axial tilt, but the moons could be in the same plane and effectively be in polar orbit around it.
In theory, a tidally-locked moon could have one side permanently facing Uranus while the moon itself could look down on every part of Uranus, eventually.
So the bear picked up the baby chicken…
We live in farm country, and near as I could tell the baby chick trade here went about like normal, no sudden burst of new owners.
So the bear picked up the baby chicken…
OOOH TELL US A STORY DADDY!!!!!!!!
Well shit fire. I just broke the high e string on my feet and the nearest purveyor of such items is 20 miles away and in the hood. On one hand I could probably order new strings for delivery but on the other, if I go I can browse as I was thinking about getting something along the lines of a telecaster. The pot is further sweetened by best chinese take out around being in the same shopping center. Decision made. Now to check and see if the guitar place is even open.
We live in farm country, and near as I could tell the baby chick trade here went about like normal, no sudden burst of new owners.
We’re in farm country here (well, as close as you can get in SoCal) we used to have hogs, and chickens, and a cow, and goats, at this house I’m at now …………. a whole lotta people who don’t know what they’re doing panic bought chickens. I imagine there’s gonna be a lot of older chickens up for sale on craigslist shortly
T-roy plays guitar? With his feet even?
Dang.
TeeRoy, I’m glad you’re at least going to the stores. I’m trying to avoid Amazon because once we stop going to any stores…Amazon is all we will have. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I do not want to be dependent on those a-holes for everything. No matter how amazingly convenient they are
T-roy plays guitar? With his feet even?
Probably had long toenails for picking
So bread, Pupster Boy2 had an elevated temp 2 weeks ago and was able to get curbside covis swabbed at the Urgent Care with the results back in two days. You should probably look into that in a week and a half or so.
Also
https://tinyurl.com/ya5o5y6d
The major moons and rings all roughly share the planet’s axial tilt with little local inclination. The real interesting part for me is all the retrograde irregular moons in high orbits.
I really can’t describe the noise I can produce as “playing” , but I am effective at motivating critters and small children to depart from my surroundings. (Its either the noise or the smell, jury still out on that one) Store is open but only till 6 and I’m feeling lazy. Maybe tomorrow.
Was officially notified my furlough is over and to look for my schedule tomorrow when to report next week. This is going to be interesting.
It’s because Jupiter hit Uranus so hard he never recovered. The retrograde moons were put there by Jupiter to watch Uranus in his torment.
#ElectricUniverse.
Jupiter hit your mom’s anus too hard too. He should be in jail for that.
You go arrest him. Let me know how that goes.
I have a love/hate relationship with the EU stuff. There’s like 10% “Oh wow, a lot of ancient cave art really does bear an uncanny resemblance to what a high-altitude plasma discharge would look like” and “interesting that GR seems to have missed the mark pretty seriously on gravitational lensing, in addition to that whole dark matter and dark energy crapola”, and “huh, higher-resolution replications of Michelson-Morley show some directional bias, that’s interesting indeed!”.
And 90% “Ancient myth about the actions of gods describes literal-if-allegorical history of dramatic changes in the orbits of the planets?
WUT?”
Leon, where to you see the 90% woowoo stuff? Also do you have a link for the directional bias?
Thunderbolts project on youtube. They describe interplanetary lightning strikes and Earth/Mars/Venus being in a primordial orbit near Saturn (“Myth of Saturn”) before some sort of upheaval that resulted in the current solar system orbits, within human oral history.
I don’t have a link for the M&M update, I heard it referenced and couldn’t find the paper at the time, had a meeting I had to pay attention to.
And that’s exactly the point, even if the physics is perfectly sound, mentioning the Rig Veda hurts your credibility, even if it underscores your point. Predict, experiment, record. Leave comparative mythology to find parallels and you’ll find more adherents. Telling people that the giant gash on Mars is from interplanetary lightning from Jupiter is on par with Flat Earth stuff.
Mmmmm, guys, this paste is to die for
Try it on a cracker, or just rub it on your face
https://tinyurl.com/ybjuracj
I gave your mom 100% of the woowoo
They describe interplanetary lightning strikes and Earth/Mars/Venus being in a primordial orbit near Saturn (“Myth of Saturn”) before some sort of upheaval that resulted in the current solar system orbits, within human oral history.
https://tinyurl.com/y8twfb6r
https://tinyurl.com/y7797u9r
BernCo DA is my cousin. Scott, knows. He KNOWS
I confused DeVargas with DJO. My bad
I confused Barack Obama with a man. My bad.
I confused Michelle Obama with an angry bulldyke with resting bitchface.
She’s not that attractive. My bad.
Her bitchface probably does crossfit.
Crossfit is a scam.
Michelle’s Resting Bitchface would be a good name for a horse.
Her bitchface isn’t scared of Martha Stewart’s prison bitchface.
Mooch’s bitchface is more unattractive than the south end of that horse.
Michelle’s Resting Bitchface would win the Preakness and then you’d get run out of horseracing forever.
Hoof Hearted would beat her by a nose.
Oso’s cousin is throwing the cops under the bus. “I can’t charge the guy because APD totally mishandled the investigation….”
Oso’s cousins are doing a million different things.
Oso’s cousins knows who’s naughty and nice.
He fucked the Victoria Martens investigation. I asked him about the purple tie Soros connection, before he retired the purple tie
Oso’s cousins eats vegan meals
Pretty sure I’ll be doing stuff like this.
https://tinyurl.com/y8ek9mtq
Man, they sure are ignoring the police walk out in Atlanta. Crickets.
Haha, Don Jr asking his dad “Who is your favorite child, and why is it Ivanka?”
Hilarious
TuCa goes after “Black Lives Matter”;
https://tinyurl.com/y6vozkdg
saw that, it was great
After looking at Tucker, I’m cleaning and polishing my……..fishing gear and shit.
Dario enjoys roasted peppers.
Pup, Well done. It’s high quality content like this that keep me coming back.
Also is Sean ok, that’s and a really early Derp.