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Your model for today was born on March 4th, 1994 in Russia.  She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 342636 and 136 lbs with K-cup honkers.  Please form an orderly line behind Miss Stacy Vandenberg AKA Adriana Fenice AKA Nastya.

 

 

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  1. Holy Sweater Meat!

  2. First video was on the “Healthy Breasts TV” channel

  3. In most of the gifs it looks like she just woke up and is wondering how in the Hell these enormous funbags arrived on her chest

  4. Tartan skirt, glasses and curly hair picture earned my approval

  5. I’ll listen to the music in a bit. Gotta go get some shit done.

    And by that I mean make an Obama doll

  6. Bodacious.

  7. Old school.

  8. wakey waeky

  9. It’s a stupid time to be alive.

    Again, I’m grateful I am but, COME ON!

  10. Nice smile. Always a plus.

  11. Jeez. I feel bad for this girl having to haul those things around all the time.

    But she also never really has to work.

    9/10 would smash.

  12. Holy moley.

  13. “You racist white liberals do this sh*t every f****** four years. We’re tired of it…F*** you, you dumb b*tch. You’re not here for me. You’re here because you’re dumb as f***”

    This is even sexier than tig ol’ biddies.

  14. Right? that’s what I’m saying.

  15. heh I wish to subscribe to her newsletter

  16. well tried to sleep in but someone else decided to pack. guess I’m not sleeping in.

  17. That happens all the time around here.

  18. Clocks?

  19. Good tape isn’t quiet.

  20. Wait, would someone explain why Flynn’s case wasn’t dismissed? I thought it was going to be dismissed? Did the 3 lawyers reviewing the insane Sullivan deal crap out? What?

  21. You moving, Jay?

  22. graduation party at bros

  23. Dayem!!

  24. First

  25. Spent a fair bit of last night rocking out to Sabaton. I gotta do stuff like that more often, does wonders for the mood.

  26. Mare, from what I know, the circuit court gave Sullivan 10 days to explain himself by June 1st. He explained himself which was pure shit. Yesterday, I think, his third party gave him an 80 page screed of why he shouldn’t dismiss — you know, the third party thing the SCOTUS unanimously said judges couldn’t do. Both are to be back in circuit court today.

    Viva Frei, Canadian lawyer has been breaking it all down on youtube. (I also get email blasts from Sidney Powell.)

    In this one, he pretty much says this is how it’s done Soviet style.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3i4hOPTYjk

  27. Bro Tim, try some Boots and Blood by Five Finger Death Punch. A tad cathartic. It’s kind of where I’m at on the political front.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjl1wInqo1Y

  28. I saw “Seattle People’s Department East Precinct” and thought Kurt Schlichter must be laughing his ass off.

  29. I love wedding coordinators who actually coordinate. Rehearsal was yesterday evening, it was no-nonsense, and we were done in time to hit up an excellent Italian restaurant. Servers wore masks. I left the biggest tip I have ever put on a bill.

  30. Did the best man grab the bride’s ass? You know in rehearsing for the actual ceremony?

  31. Rehearsal was yesterday, roamy? I thought it was tonight? It’s still tonight, yes?

  32. LOL, no, there’s still social distancing crap.

  33. Grabass is okay during social distancing, you just have to reach through a hole in the wall, per the NY department of health.

  34. I went looking for a rare book on Amazon yesterday and could only find used hardbacks from the first printing, priced at $500+.

    Found a free pdf this morning. 21st century ain’t all bad.

  35. Grabass is okay during social distancing, you just have to reach through a hole in the wall, per the NY department of health.

    I believe that there is a whole genre dedicated to instructional videos on this subject.

  36. There are even websites that will help you find walls with pre-drilled holes!

    Um. I’ve heard that, anyhow. From MJ. And your mom.

  37. So the NFL is going Full Retard. Nice to know. I haven’t watched football in years, so it doesn’t really affect me, but I imagine that it will keep the gyms and ranges busier since everyone’s Sundays just opened up.

  38. It might be kinda funny to be lectured by a multi millionaire that plays a kids game for a living about the injustice of the world.

  39. The All-American Jousting League’s time has come!

  40. This year’s Lumberjack Games might be a bigger deal. Unless they’re taking a knee too. I doubt it, but NASCAR decided to die on that hill already.

  41. Full-contact Morris Dancing

  42. Honestly, if I’m the commissioner of the American Soccer League or whateverthefuck it’s called, I’d be tweeting “All Lives Matter” and setting up a free livestream service. Americans want to watch sports, and soccer not shitting on them might finally bring audiences.

  43. CHAZ is so fucking funny I can’t stand it.

    The Raz Simone guy is wearing a $1500 puffer coat made in France. The People’s champion.

    The mayor is telling everyone there’s nothing to see. It’s fine. Everything is fine.

    The Governor wasn’t even aware until yesterday.

    The police chief is blaming the mayor.

    I hope Trump stays the F out and watches the horror.

  44. Local crime story, really.

  45. MJ, is this still a gardening blog? Because if so….CHAZ is in trouble.

  46. I know, right? I’ve seen second grade biology projects that came together better.

  47. I once attended a wedding in the chapel at the Naval Academy.

    When the bride and groom exited the church the groomsmen (all in dress whites) lined up on both sides of the steps with their swords raised and crossed in an arch. The bride and groom walked under and stopped halfway down and kissed, then proceeded the rest of the way. Just as they passed the last guy he swatted her across the ass with his sword.

    She did a little startled jump, then looked behind her at the best man who was the one who did it and laughed.

    I don’t know if that is tradition, but she definitely didn’t know it was coming.

    LOL Good times.

  48. The CHAZ thing reminds me of the movie Idiocracy.

  49. She did a little startled jump, then looked behind her at the best man who was the one who did it and laughed.

    I don’t know if that is tradition, but she definitely didn’t know it was coming.

    Tradition, IIRC.

  50. My older BiL is an Academy grad, married there (that chapel is beyond gorgeous), and yes that is tradition.

  51. I dated a virtual clone of today’s model many moons ago. I hesitate to think what may have happened to her boobs since then.

  52. lololololololol

  53. They deserve this. This, and more than this.

    Hope y’all invested well, Lady Assface.

  54. Lady and Two Fellas. Puttin’ my marker down. That is, if they still have a career after this Charlie Foxtrot.

  55. Next they’ll change their name to “MMF”

  56. Lady and Two Fellas

    Pretty fucking gender-normic of you.

  57. Picked a gallon of the best strawberries on Earth today, and a gallon of the best snow peas on Earth too. 8 nice hakurei. A quart of garlic scapes. There’s a British Imperial Ass-Tonne of spinach, lettuces, mustard greens, cilantro, dill, etc other leafy veg out there right now that needs picking too. Potatoes are flowering so there are probably creamy little new potatoes down there to grabble up. It’s hot and sunny and the garden got an inch of rain yesterday, so it is set to asplode with other produce this week.

    Abundance is starting to roll. Best part time job ever. All the work is worth it.

    I am a warty old hunchback and life doesn’t suck.

  58. I took the lazy route with a farm share and the first pick up is today.

  59. That’s probably the smarter way to go about it, but I’m a control freak.

  60. They had town clean up. Not like past years where you just put all yer shit by the side of the rode and they pick it up. This year they provided dumpsters and you had to handle the physical portion . Got my garage and buggy shed cleaned out.

  61. . 8 nice hakurei.

  62. I love that Lady Antebellum’s attempt at virtue signaling blew up on them.

    These ‘self-owns’ by the peeps trying to appease the Jacobin mob are the best.

  63. Phat!!!

  64. Wearing pants and shoes for the first time since 5/31. Felt like I was walking through cement.

  65. Uruk hai, hakurei, tomayto, tomahto

  66. https://tinyurl.com/y7pb25dy

  67. Odd. Pizza builds with ham and/or bacon are unavailable at some pizza joints here. Oddly specific, that. Supply chain oddities?

  68. https://tinyurl.com/y86qd9yy

  69. So I went 12 days without alcohol and still woke up feeling like garbage most days. Having determined that the liquor wasn’t the cause of my malaise, I’m having a pleasant concoction made from grapefruit fizzy water, citron, gin, pomegranate liqueur, bitters, and vermouth.

    It was probably just existential dread and fear for what’s to come. No fixing that, may as well drink now and then.

  70. I think we’re moving to Messico.

    We’re probably homeschooling this fall, because the Chinese coronavirus response by the school system has been garbage.

  71. It was probably just existential dread and fear for what’s to come.

    Wholly justified.

  72. My back has been bugging me for the past two weeks, so I’m going to gently ease into working out at the gym, probably for another month or two, and see if that helps.

  73. I should go check that spot in the park where I found the cylocybe cubensis last year. Interdimensional travel might help.

  74. So, in the process of developing the hayfield, I have to mow it a few times to bring down the weed pressure. Today I got about 2/3 of it downed, and I’ll likely have to go back out tomorrow with the scythe to eliminate some of the maple sprouts trying to gain a foothold. They mock me by laying down under the blade and not turning straight to mulch.

  75. So, in the process of developing the hayfield, I have to mow it a few times to bring down the weed pressure. Today I got about 2/3 of it downed, and I’ll likely have to go back out tomorrow with the scythe to eliminate some of the maple sprouts trying to gain a foothold. They mock me by laying down under the blade and not turning straight to mulch.

  76. What the heck? How did I double poat?

  77. I don’t think existential dread should be mixed with hallucinogens.

  78. Got to visit with our lovely Roamy and family this evening! Mr. B. and Mr. R did a little catching up. Mini-me is sweet and gorgeous. And Roamy sent me home with a bag of delicious meat.

    Thank you again for inviting us and taking my mind off the stupid things. Loved seeing you guys!

    We might have a proof of life that needs putting in the proper folder.

  79. We stopped by the kid’s place on our way back home since they live not far from where roamy’s dinner was, to say ‘hi’ for a couple of minutes.
    Me getting out of the truck: I hope they’re not naked.
    Mr. B: Brrrr….STAHP

  80. I don’t think existential dread should be mixed with hallucinogens.

    Anabolic steroids, then? Those are tougher to find in the wild.

  81. I saw on Facebook that Xbrad is ok.

    I know him , met him, shot guns with him…

    May take a few days to get the gyros aligned, but he is good man.

  82. Shortly before the stupid, I saw these guys play in Saint Louis.

    I saw them in Halifax about 20 years ago. They still rock

  83. It did my heart good to see Beasn and Mr. Beasn and to hear sweet, demure, ladylike beautiful Beasn with her hair braided over her shoulder and a smile on her face…

    …quote Sean after MCPO had called him Cassidy, “You dirty motherfucker!”

  84. Hostagettes ain’t like nobody else.

  85. They actually used the words abhor and ‘unbeknownst’ in the same song.

  86. And yes, we had two rehearsal dinners. One was after the actual rehearsal, and one was tonight for all the out-of-town guests. Both were fun, and there was good food and booze.

  87. Phat, I forgot how close you are to STL. You could have come over and brought the missus.

  88. A few of us know Xbrad IRL.

    He’ll get back to us soon.

  89. Last night I watched ‘Fury Road’.

    Wife kinda hated it, I kinda liked it.

    I think Carin might be a fan

  90. Roamie, that would have been fun.

  91. I’ve been on a power pop kick today. I love these two songs

  92. My favorite by them

  93. Unknown stealth SuperGroup.

    Bun E Carlos on drums, Adam Scheschinger on bass, and James Iha on lead guitar.

  94. So I went 12 days without alcohol and still woke up feeling like garbage most days. Having determined that the liquor wasn’t the cause of my malaise, I’m having a pleasant concoction made from grapefruit fizzy water, citron, gin, pomegranate liqueur, bitters, and vermouth.

    It was probably just existential dread and fear for what’s to come. No fixing that, may as well drink now and then.

    Yea a friend was bragging that she stopped drinking wine and just felt SO good in the morning, no dragging, etc.

    So I gave it a go. Felt exactly the same. Either she was drinking a LOT more than I do, or I dunno. After wearing a mask waiting tables for eight hours, I’m drinking a cider right now.

  95. I’m actually not a huge fury road fan. My son and I go round and round about it. It was ok, but he thinks it’s a masterpiece.

  96. Oh, the singer is Taylor Hanson. I think these two songs are perfect power pop.

  97. I went over a month without booze.I don’t recommend it

  98. Car in didn’t like Fury Road? Huh. Neither did I. Didn’t think we liked anything the same.

  99. How did work go Car in? Still remember how?

  100. I should steer clear of hallucinogens. Either that little voice will become more than metaphorical or I’ll be pressed into service as psychotherapist to Elder Gods.

  101. Oy that might be some backpain later in life.

    Haven’t done interdimensionals since high school, not sure how I’d fair. As I recall the common advice was never do alone.

    Meh too old for that shit naow

  102. Ass-Tonne of spinach, lettuces, mustard greens, cilantro, dill, etc other leafy veg out there right now that needs picking too. Potatoes are flowering so there are probably creamy little new potatoes down there to grabble up.

    I am quite jealous. The ground’s hard and shitty for growing more than a scrawny twig, cacti and weeds jere. Long been considering being a Hamslice in someplace less deserty for that among many reasons. That and a prevalence of democrats and/or rinos in gov here…. been slowly getting bluer purple and about done with it.

  103. Damn. My un- I broke for 2nd paragraph

  104. Dawn easily refused Percocets.

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