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Hopefully the po po get their shit together and start swinging batons on those who have hijacked a (seemingly) rightful protest.

Happy Thursday!

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211 Comments

  1. I like the truck that drove through Minneapolis.

  2. I’ve got enough stuff to do today both on my own and a honey do category that I really ought to make a list otherwise I’m going to be pissed when I get to the end of the day and realize I drove right past somewhere I could have zipped into and got shit done easily.

  3. Wokevirus video

    https://tinyurl.com/ycwuptdj

    Linked on the ONT, worth resharing

  4. Title of Stephen Kruiser’s column this morning at PJ Media

    “The Morning Briefing: Buy All the Guns Now, America”

  5. Sometime today I’m going to go to this little spot I like to walk on the beach that has few if any people on it and think thoughts and pray. My mind is off-kilter with the crazy. I don’t get it and I don’t see myself “getting it” in the future. (Oh, and shut your whore mouths.)

    Completely off-topic but critically important: My husband does the AthleanX program and I always do the abdominal portion of the workout with him. I’ve been doing it for about 10 weeks. My abs really are a lot stronger. If only I could get rid of this layer of fat on top I’d looked ripped and I don’t mean ripped like MJ gets ripped.

  6. OK, off to get stuff done

  7. wakey wakey

  8. There is another Tucker video wherein he goes over each of the TEN…TEN police involved black death.

    Incredible.

    We are being played, as usual.

  9. If only I could get rid of this layer of fat on top I’d looked ripped and I don’t mean ripped like MJ gets ripped.
    ——————————–
    Hey!

    What are we talking about? I forgot.

  10. That is the video mare.

  11. It’s near the end.

  12. I work out twice and day, and this is just what I get. Whatever.

    (normally, crossfit, then a bit of extra accessory work after class, then a run in the afternoon)

  13. My applewatch, which is of dubious accuracy, usually has me burning 900- 1200 “active” calories a day.

    But still (waves arms around body). whatever.

  14. Ahhh, I see. I just saw 14 minutes of it.

  15. MJ, has your FIL been arrested at a protest yet?

  16. Feelin’ low as I can get today. Personal situation no better (other than maybe health). World going to hell. Faith about gone.

    I just don’t know anymore.

  17. Brother Tim, it will all be okay. Evil likes to create doubt and fear. Do not let evil win.

  18. I think it’s kind of interesting that no one gave a shit about Obama’s “Address to the Nation.”

  19. But of course the media is focused on George Floyd testing positive for covid but not fentanyl and recent meth use.

  20. Carin, what kind of weapon is that?!?! Klingon?

  21. Critically important update: The levels for the ab workouts are Level one, two or three then Extreme. We are doing Extreme, repeat, we are at Extreme level.

  22. More like Wolverine hands, Roamy.

  23. Your mom can’t get enough of my extreme wolverine hands

  24. Managed to drag myself to work. I swear I don’t know how I keep going. Maybe because I just got sick of going nowhere. This is still going nowhere but at least the scenery changes by this route.

  25. Bat’leth knockoffs. Romulans flooded the market with the damn things.

  26. Apparently lethal enough to kill the thread, though.

  27. I have to try and get some actual work done today.

    Also, filling out job applications in the hopes of getting the fuck out of this shithole town soon.

  28. People are kneeling.

    OMFG. Not in a million years.

  29. MJ, has your FIL been arrested at a protest yet?
    ——————————–
    Ha. He’s too afraid of things like that.

  30. Saw a video where someone who “works” for black lives matter told a woman to kneel and apologize for her white privilege.

    Kneel? You see, that’s gonna be a problem. (guess the movie)

  31. Gran Turino?

  32. When the day comes I will, gladly, kneel before the Throne of the Almighty. Until then? Yeah everyone else can fuck right off.

  33. Ha. He’s too afraid of things like that.

    His mouth is to soft and warm for prison?

  34. He was in Fed prison for 4 years. He said it was more like club fed than a real prison but I always wondered…

  35. I think it’s kind of interesting that no one gave a shit about Obama’s “Address to the Nation.
    ———
    It’s of interest only to people who have already made their minds up about the issues.

  36. He was in Fed prison for 4 years. He said it was more like club fed than a real prison but I always wondered…

    Club Fire Island, maybe.

  37. Wait.

    Your FIL was in federal prison for four years?

    And you ever allow him around your kid because… why?

    Sorry if that’s judgy. I wouldn’t give the fucker the time of day, let alone allow him to express an opinion in my home.

  38. Never ever piss off an old guy.

  39. Ditto, hotspur.

  40. Wait.
    Your FIL was in federal prison for four years?
    And you ever allow him around your kid because… why?
    Sorry if that’s judgy. I wouldn’t give the fucker the time of day, let alone allow him to express an opinion in my home.
    —————————
    Yes.
    Yes, because he’s family. We talked a lot about it and have many conversations with him to never talk about it.

    It’s not judgy at all. It’s real and we had to figure it out. I’ve reserved the right to change the deal at any time.

    I’ve elected to never speak to him unless I have to. He’s a useless POS that’s also a huge asshole. F him.

  41. When the day comes I will, gladly, kneel before the Throne of the Almighty. Until then? Yeah everyone else can fuck right off.

    Amen to that.

  42. Gran Turino?

    Close, but wrong. Would you like to go to Double Jeopardy, where the scores can really change?

  43. Managed to drag myself to work.

    Good deal, BroTim, hang in there.

  44. It’s “300” of course.

    “You see, slaughtering all those men of yours has, uh, well it’s left a nasty cramp in my leg, so kneeling will be hard for me.”

  45. Close, but wrong. Would you like to go to Double Jeopardy, where the scores can really change?
    —————-
    Yes. Unforgiven?

  46. Corona virus was a phantom menace.

    Systemic racism is just the new corona virus.

  47. Deserves got nothin to do with it, MJ

  48. Planes Trains and Automobiles?

  49. Those aren’t pillows!

  50. I’ve said here before that there ought to be a list of movie quotes which sums up the principles of conservatism.

    “Deserve’s got nothing to do with it” would be near the top.

  51. It’ll blow over in a few weeks.

    What will the next big thing be? My bet is a natural disaster that morphs into a racist thing.

    Focusing on race and social justice won’t help Biden but it’s where things are headed because he didn’t unite his coalition earlier. He’s fucked.

  52. Hunky Hump Day, Big Boob Friday…Dad Joke Thursday?

  53. Jay, is this the video you’re talking about?
    https://www.bitchute.com/video/Wd7cK3RlddQI/

  54. Maybe PJ Momma can tell us but I heard there was an earthquake in CA yesterday or the day before.

    So, end times?

  55. No, the one I saw was a single white woman, but same thing

  56. How effing messed up do you have to be to kneel down and then kiss someone’s shoe? WTFFFFFFF?

  57. He made her kneel in front of him, and apologize for white privilege. She was sorry that she didn’t have the words.

  58. We have so many earthquakes here in San Diego, we hardly notice them anymore.
    This map shows what a typical day looks like https://scedc.caltech.edu/recent/

  59. Plus, I’ve been eating foods with probiotics lately, so it’s possible I’m responsible for some of the rumbling.

  60. I’m waiting for the acquittal of the cops in October.

  61. Pretty soon it will be Murder 1, and they won’t prove it, and it will be a technicality.

    Huge Riots.

  62. Comment by pajama momma on June 4, 2020 11:12 am
    Plus, I’ve been eating foods with probiotics lately, so it’s possible I’m responsible for some of the rumbling.

    ——–

    I knew it!

  63. How effing messed up do you have to be to kneel down and then kiss someone’s shoe? WTFFFFFFF?
    You see how proud the white guy is of himself too after he gets applauded? It was like when a family is all together in the living room and they clap and cheer for the toddler if he succeeds at something and his little chest puffs out…that is what that guy looks like, a toddler.

  64. It’s not like any of those cops will ever make it out of jail alive.

  65. Comment by leoncaruthers on June 4, 2020 11:13 am
    I’m waiting for the acquittal of the cops in October.

    Same here. I suspect that they deliberately are overcharging in order to throw the case.

  66. I’m 100% certain that there will be a tape released of Trump using racial slurs.

    It’ll be fake, but because the technology is new, they’ll pretend it’s real for a few days or a week then start walking it back and talk about it as directionally correct or some such bullshit.

    The wacko left really thinks these tapes exist and they’re in a safe in Mark Burnett’s house. For real.

  67. You see how proud the white guy is of himself too after he gets applauded? It was like when a family is all together in the living room and they clap and cheer for the toddler if he succeeds at something and his little chest puffs out…that is what that guy looks like, a toddler.
    ———————
    Its a religious thing.

  68. Same here. I suspect that they deliberately are overcharging in order to throw the case.
    Why do you think it’s overcharging? I’m not a law person so I’m ignorant of what the levels are…just seems a little extreme to cut off the blood flow to someone’s brain for 8+ minutes.

  69. Murder 1 requires premeditation, planning, and intent aforethought. If they charge him with that, it’s almost a certain acquittal, even if he knew the guy.

  70. But he’s only at Murder 2 right now or we speaking hypothetically if he got charged Murder 1?
    I also think it’s interesting that Chauvin worked as an off-duty cop security at club for 17 years and Floyd worked there for a year and they didn’t know each other? How is that possible?
    I mean, I can understand if you didn’t know a waitress or a busser, but to not know fellow security detail?
    I know I’m all conspiracy person here, but did Floyd have dirt on Chauvin and this was a lucky chance to take him out? Jealousy over a girl?

  71. If they charge him with that, it’s almost a certain acquittal, even if he knew the guy.
    Great way to continue riots and lockdowns isn’t it?

  72. Any decent attorney should be able to convince a jury that the cop didn’t intend to kill George, that the techniques he used were permitted (even if informally) and that he genuinely believed that they were necessary at the time to ensure compliance.

  73. dirt on Chauvin
    —–
    The story I heard was the club was being used for money laundering by some gov’t agency for whatever reasons the gov’t launders money. Floyd passed a bogus twenty and Chauvin thought he was out of line. So Chauvin made him kiss the boot

  74. I see Drew Brees is a dick head.

  75. Videos like this are my feel good videos

  76. The story I heard was the club was being used for money laundering by some gov’t agency for whatever reasons the gov’t launders money. Floyd passed a bogus twenty and Chauvin thought he was out of line. So Chauvin made him kiss the boot
    Yeah, it feels like there has to be more…cuz putting your knee there for soooo long with your hand in your pocket like you’re strolling the park on a Sunday is just so odd. Dude had oddly skinny arms too, like the most exercise he gets in a day is getting dressed.

  77. wow, my unfollow list in FB is getting really long, today. Also unfriended a bunch.

  78. I can’t WAIT until someone asks me about my feelings about kneeling.

  79. wow, my unfollow list in FB is getting really long, today. Also unfriended a bunch
    Dude, I only posted about local restaurants. WTF? no need to unfriend me :P

  80. I think out of about 45 female accounts I followed I now have 2 left. And one of those is on the verge.

    Dumbasses. Emotional. Irrational. Silly.

  81. I was really pissed about your inability to park your truck.

  82. I know I’m all conspiracy person here, but did Floyd have dirt on Chauvin and this was a lucky chance to take him out? Jealousy over a girl?

    In my wildest dreams I would love that to be the case. Then we can say once again that all of this rioting bullshit is based on another LIE.

    Hey BLM, take that systemic racism and shove it up your ass.

  83. Kneel before Zod!

  84. Tucker Carlson gave 10 reasons to shove it up BLMs ass last night.

  85. I was really pissed about your inability to park your truck.
    Get in line!

  86. Everytime I see BLM, I think Bureau of Land Management and I get so confused.

  87. Haha, same here, PJ can’t park.

  88. I can too park! It’s not my fault that people think sideways is incorrect. Lines and rules are for nerds.

  89. Floyd held a gun to a pregnant woman’s belly while his buddies searched her home for money/shit to steal. A BLACK woman’s pregnant body. He’d done how many stints in jail?

    He was stoned/drugged and tried to pass a phony $20. Acting weird. An asshole cop kneeled on his neck and he had a heart attack. Or something.

    Not a martyr. He wasn’t some great person. The memorials today are going to be … full of shit.

  90. Floyd George’s family won the lottery.

  91. 90% of it will go to the lawyers.

  92. This is a wysiwyg. The cop was just doing what he did everyday of the week to everybody. Show me proof of racial animus. The death was due to the perfect storm of circumstances that included poor judgement on behalf of the cop. That’s it, that’s all there is too it.

    But somehow this is assumed to be racially motivated based on zero evidence and also a regular occurrence across the US. Furthermore this ongoing systemic police brutality has somehow survived in cities entirely composed and controlled by democrats for the 40 yrs. Finally, the responsibility for this death that occured in a state in the middle of the country, a state under Democrat controll and mgmt, by a police officer whose entire leadership is selected by democrats and comprised of democrats is very obviously Trumps fault.

    I’m sooo fucking tired of this emperor has no clothes bullshit. It’s time to organize. Spoke with local PD about getting onboard with a local civil defense auxiliary. Told them point blank they could participate and have some control and input or they could do nothing and then deal with pickup trucks filled with guys they have no control over cause it was happening whether they agreed or not.

    Bad shit is coming folks. I told you to get ready for the rona and now I’m telling you to get ready for self defense and continued civil destabilization.

    SAT CONG

  93. But somehow this is assumed to be racially motivated based on zero evidence and also a regular occurrence across the US. Furthermore this ongoing systemic police brutality has somehow survived in cities entirely composed and controlled by democrats for the 40 yrs.
    Incorrect. Everyone knows there’s an evil Republican gremlin in all those localities thwarting the Dems peace movements.
    Duh
    Also, this whole bullshit is fantastic for us pro 2A types cuz…wait, I thought you said guns should only be in the hands of cops? Of course, cognitive dissonance is a wicked mistress.

  94. This amuses the hell out of me though…it’s like a Keystone cops movie

  95. Comment by mare on June 4, 2020 7:13 am
    Sometime today I’m going to go to this little spot I like to walk on the beach that has few if any people on it and think thoughts and pray. My mind is off-kilter with the crazy. I don’t get it and I don’t see myself “getting it” in the future. (Oh, and shut your whore mouths.)
    ——-
    All this bullcrap has left me feeling a bit unsettled too. I heard Rush yesterday talking down a woman who was feeling similar and his main piece of advice was to turn off all MSM programming since it’s designed to make you feel that way. The only news I watch is local news to find out who killed who and the weather. Even they can’t help themselves with all the virtue signaling about “protests”. Today it was all about Trump coming to Maine to visit the swab factory (Puritan). All they showed were politicians and Trump haters saying he shouldn’t visit. Couldn’t find anyone in the whole state who was happy about it. Rush is right. I hope and pray his cancer treatment is successful

  96. Sometime today I’m going to go to this little spot I like to walk on the beach that has few if any people on it and think thoughts and pray. My mind is off-kilter with the crazy.
    Same, only we can walk on the beach, but if we stop for a second, they send the police out after us to keep walking…plus, the beach parking lots are closed so we can’t park there…but hey, Newsom says the beaches are now open.
    No parking, no stopping…but open?

  97. All this stuff has had me depressed. Watching the same thing happen to Gutfeld on The Five.

    I swear he’s gonna punch Juan soon.

    I talked a little with my wife about it last night. Wish I could help this along.

  98. oooh what happened to Gutfield? I love that man. Our house is still a wreck under construction, so I haven’t had a tv for a good month maybe?

  99. Hey Peej, how about an update on your chillens? They must be mostly all growed up by now.

  100. I know I’m all conspiracy person here, but did Floyd have dirt on Chauvin and this was a lucky chance to take him out? Jealousy over a girl?

    Why take him out in such an obvious fashion? If you want someone dead, you do it in a dark alley somewhere or near a river front.

  101. I think it was simply a combination of Floyd’s bad health, the officer’s attitude, perhaps mixed with “I know this guy, he’s an asshole”.

  102. Gutfeld is just depressed. His apartment is in the destruction zone, and he’s pretty pissed and depressed about the city’s response.

  103. And Juan can’t help himself but quote the liberal party line

  104. Fat tits McCain is all pissed too about Manhattan getting the treatment while her retarded gov and mayor, retard.

  105. Get a clue you dumbshits. If they aren’t ‘leading’, they’re allowing the destruction for a reason.

  106. Hey Peej, how about an update on your chillens? They must be mostly all growed up by now.
    I’m now in a retirement home, they’re all grown and married.
    Graham, the oldest is a full time student studying geology (well, he hasn’t totally made up his mind, but it’ll be an earth science of some sort) works at Domino’s and will probably be moving home soon as his dad is a tad difficult to live with (don’t I know it)
    Madeleine is graduating today (sorta..it’s a car parade and she doesn’t want to attend and is working instead, so I’ll go pick up her damned diploma) she said screw this and got a job at Lowe’s, but is graduating with a 4.2.
    Garren, my loaner who will probably join the air force or be an engineer, lives for quarantine and has no problem with it. He’s been going to work at my bf’s (I hate the word fiance, ugh) sign shop so he can buy a VR headset..also has a 4.2.
    Gavin the youngest, my B/C student recorded himself on a loop typing on his computer and acting like he’s paying strict attention and put it as his background for his zoom page so he could tab out and play video games…is busy being Gavin. I got a call from the principal for that one. I will have to keep an eye on that child. He’ll either be highly successful or a heroin addict. No in between. Hoping there’s football this year and that he gets a growth spurt and can join the team. That, along with theater will *crosses fingers* keep him busy. Fortunately none of the kids are willfully disobedient or I’d have to pinch off their heads.
    Not sure you can see it if you’re not on fb. https://www.facebook.com/oomlatvandweezledorf/videos/10220376523876905/

    How on earth are you? Gimme the deets.
    I miss seeing your architect pics. Do you still have your work FB page? I’d love to see yer stuff and things.
    I have to go awkwardly get in the parade line for Madeleine’s diploma and roll down the window when they want to cheer her on and be all like yeah, she’s at work, can I get her leadership award and diploma? kthnxbai

  107. Jimbro, you (and Rush) are right. If I disconnect from all media I immediately feel better. The only thing media helps (for me) is not feeling alone in my disgust of events and people being candy asses.

    By the way, the walk was particularly fantastic. My husband asked if I’d like him to come along and I did. It’s very warm here but it was overcast so the sting of the heat was taken out. The tide was high so the water was very calm. It’s warm too. No wind. No one was there except for 2 fishermen on flatboats with the tiny trawling motors in the front, they are so quiet you don’t hear the motor. And they both waved and said “good morning” so that was good. Lots of neat shorebirds. Magnificent frigates, Ibis, snowy egrets, pipers, oystercatchers, skimmers, cranes, And two turtles had lain eggs (a watch group had put up some signs). Seeing the turtle egg spots was a good reminder that this is a moment in time-they have probably been coming to this beach for centuries to lay eggs. And they don’t give a shit about humans being stupid. All and all a good calming experience.

  108. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/minneapolis-police-rendered-44-people-unconscious-neck-restraints-five-years-n1220416

    You guys raise good points. Teeroy with wysiwig and Beasn with taking him out in a quiet fashion. Carin points out he was a thug but that won’t be mentioned in his eulogy. No one is defending the cop for his actions and he deserves what he gets. The rest of this is overkill on so many levels.

  109. Wonderful update on your children, PJ. I hear there is a wedding in your future…yours! Congrats and best wishes.

  110. Jimbro, I thought I had linked here a pic of a french police officer in EXACTLY the same position with a perp. It’s an often used technique.

    I think this trial if there is one, will be another blow up because a good lawyer could chew this case apart in a minute.

  111. Hopefully the trial takes place in Trump’s second term

  112. Teeroy with wysiwig and Beasn with taking him out in a quiet fashion.
    He could have, I just felt this was a crime of opportunity.
    Wonderful update on your children, PJ. I hear there is a wedding in your future…yours! Congrats and best wishes.
    Yes!! thank you
    It’s a lovely thing to be with a human that possesses an even disposition, is good with the kids, and in my opinion, a total hunk, a former Marine, business owner, gun lover, and mine.

  113. Ok. I’m leaving now to get her diploma. I need a Mare update as well

  114. I seriously don’t think I can wait on tables wearing a mask. For one – how do I speak to people? Honestly? You want me to list the dressings we have? Fuck you.

    Second, our kitchen is about 100 degrees.

    This is stupid.

  115. Local restaurateur opens a meat supplier because his restaurants are unable to operate

    https://blazemeatco.com/

    Prices seem a little high but it’s “premium meat”

  116. Opinion please, my doc is recommending surgery and is sending me to another who does the sort of thing on a daily basis, whereas her practice is mostly obstetrics and general gyn stuffs. I did talk to the other office yesterday…and am slotted for next Weds to discuss the case/options. Receptionist said she’ll do what she could to get me sooner, like today or tomorrow, that she will def call me back. Apparently she forgot, so I left a message yesterday afternoon.

    I’m the type of person that when shit needs removing, I want it done asap. Wisdom teeth – BAM. Both kids tonsils at the same time – BAM. Delay is causing me extreme anxiety. My doc recommends this guy and trusts him….and when I asked who she would see, him or the other doc she mentioned, she said him. Sooo,

    Do I –

    1. Call again and beg.
    2. Calm my tits and not worry about Weds. (even though I’ve had to wait 8 f*cking weeks to get the scan done) Getting an appt in one week as a new patient is not bad.

  117. I had to look up how to spell restaurateur

  118. It’s a lovely thing to be with a human that possesses an even disposition, is good with the kids, and in my opinion, a total hunk, a former Marine, business owner, gun lover, and mine.

    ——

    Sounds like you hit the friggen jackpot!! Well done!

  119. Option 2. If #2 gets delayed, then it’s time to raise your hackles

  120. They’re doing a drive thing for seniors tonight here too. Ethan is not going.

  121. Paula just went through a similar but probably not directly related thing with the “good” OB/GYN here and it worked out okay.

  122. I had to look up how to spell restaurateur

    Look again…

  123. Well, work just said that we have to wear masks while in public areas. Including walking in to work.

    I am working from home, starting tomorrow.

  124. Prices seem a little high but it’s “premium meat”

    I give your mom a discount when she asks for my premium meat.

  125. Look again…

    Hahahahaha, life is hard at the H2

    Your mom likes it

  126. https://www.wordnik.com/words/restaurateur

  127. We got invited to some poor little 5 year old girl’s “birthday parade”.

    I have half a mind to send invites to Possum’s late summer party to all her classmates and let them know that we intend to sing once for everyone who missed a party. And that I’m going to drop a hefty dime on some fireworks ‘n’ high quality ice cream ‘n’ shizz. Masks forbidden, no social distancing enforced. Attend at your own risk.

  128. FYI, CAT scans feel weird when you get injected with the contrasting agent (iodine). You kind of feel it move down and then it gets all warmish like if you pee your pants, down in your swimsuit region. While the tech talks you through it, it is something I never saw mentioned when binging ‘what to expect’.

  129. I come here for the mom jokes. This is like homework!

    https://grammarist.com/spelling/restaurateur/

  130. I haven’t looked, but my guess at etymology is that Francophones slurred the “n” right out of “restauranteur”.

  131. the french surrendered to the n

  132. My link from yesterday didn’t come through, so here it is in a nutshell:

    Some person posted a picture of his skinny ass laying face side down in the middle of one of this neighborhood’s intersections with his hands crossed – as if he was in handcuffs – behind his back.

    Captioned it “One man protest”.

    Virtue signalling neighborhood Karens were falling all over themselves heaping praise on his magnificent gesture and blathering on about their evil White Privilege.

    I commented that the whole thing was stupid.

  133. The n is invisible.

  134. One thing no one ever bothers to ask all of these idiots:

    If the USA is such a horribly racist country, then why do so many people with dark skin clamor to get here by any means possible?

    And why don’t the ones who can’t stand it just move somewhere better?

  135. Isn’t it amazing that Project Veritas is not a promoted video for me, who follows a LOT of right wing sites. I get why you wouldn’t suggest it to a communist, but a fellow right winger? Almost like it isn’t a business, and an attempt at strangling speech.

  136. Can’t get iPhones overseas, TiFW

  137. I had to look up how to spell restaurateur

    Look again…
    ahahahahaha

  138. Veritas infiltrates Antifa

  139. 1. Call again and beg.
    2. Calm my tits and not worry about Weds. (even though I’ve had to wait 8 f*cking weeks to get the scan done) Getting an appt in one week as a new patient is not bad.

    I’m a fan of getting stuff removed. What’s the harm in calling again?
    About 5 years ago, my mom was in the grocery store parking lot and a car started backing out, the car didn’t see my mom and my mom backed up, but in doing so, fell backwards over a truck hitch and broke some sorta pubic bone. Got x-rays all that.
    Fast forward to 4 years later, she’s having woman issues, she was 76, shouldn’t be having those. She goes to the doc, they’re like yeah nah, you’re fine. Gives her a sonogram, sees a dark mass. You’re still fine, it’s nothing. She pushes for them to send her to ob-gyn.Doc is like fine old lady if that’ll shut you up. They get her an appt a week later, ob is like nah, you’re fine but I’ll give you a pap anyway…calls her up that afternoon and is like get in here STAT, we need to remove all of the every the thing. It’s cancer.
    Ob looks through her records and decides to look at those x-rays she got taken back when her parking lot incident happened. She’d had that mass back then, but everyone was so hyper focused on the break, no one noticed the cancer.
    Luckily nothing spread, but they emptied her out with a quickness.

    Then my mom is like, oh yeah, by the way, your grandma and all 4 of my sisters had their uteruses (wordpress says I pluralized that wrong, but the dictionary is calling bullshit) Uteri…there wordpress, happy? oh, it doesn’t like how I spelled “wordpress” either. FUCK YOU
    ok where was I?
    anyhoo, she’s like all of us have had our girly bits taken out due to cancer and my sister and I were like…and when were you going to tell us this? How many years have we filled out that form at the doctor saying cancer doesn’t run in our family? GAWL

    Long story cuz I made the coffee too strong today
    call beasn

  140. I don’t mean call beasn, beasn should call
    I mean, you can call her if you have her number, but I’m not going to encourage people to call her

  141. *calls beasn

  142. she isn’t answering.

  143. *calls car in, to find out why beasn isn’t answering

  144. someone call DiT

  145. I mean, you can call her if you have her number, but I’m not going to encourage people to call her

    Everyone should be calling Car in.

  146. Did Car in lose consciousness while wearing a mask at work? Cuz yeah, fuck that

  147. Beasnsnsnsnsns, call and get er’ done with the guy you want.

    If it’s not too personal, what are you having scanned? Fibroids? A cancerous tumor? I missed this conversation earlier.

  148. Just saw this headline at Daily Mail: “Ellen DeGeneres deletes tweet referring to ‘people of color’ after receiving backlash for not referring to ‘black people'”.

    I’m so confused….

  149. I’m assuming it’s in your lady parts.

    But you know what happens when you assume? Nothing.

  150. Mare, you’re in Texas still?

  151. I had that testing thing with the warmish going down to your pee pee when they were looking at my kidneys.

    But I think Beasn is getting her prostate checked.

  152. Mare’s retired to Florida.

  153. GET OFF OF HER LAWN

  154. Ellen being devoured by her own side is a nice bright spot in my day.

    Daughter is with my mom for a few hours so I can try to work a little.

  155. oooh Florida!! yeah, people are allowed on the beach there.

  156. Daughter is with my mom for a few hours so I can dick around at the Hostages for a while.
    FTFY

  157. This is my normal workday. Start something that will take a while, comment, watch thing succeed or crash and burn. Repeat.

    Once upon a time I used to solve problems and develop software, now I’m just the elasticsearch manager.

  158. Looks like it’s succeeding. Time to go get little one.

  159. PJ, I lived in Texas for 5 years. I liked the area where I lived. However, Texas is cloudy a lot. A lot. And it’s either too hot or too cold. So, we’ve been in the St. Pete area for about 4 years. My oldest daughter lives here with her husband.

  160. PJ and mare – the office finally called my cell a little bit ago (which is weird because I don’t remember giving anyone outside my immediate family and roamy my number). They were booked today and doc has surgeries tomorrow and Monday. Tuesday is booked, so Weds it is unless they have a cancellation on Tues. I’m hoping he won’t be booked for surgery next Fri or Mon to get me in.

    My doc did an ultrasound and saw my tube was enlarged, had a hard time seeing the ovary. The CT says complex cyst on ovary. My bloodwork was normal and nothing looks amiss with my lymph nodes. I’m feeling heebie jeebies and want it out yesterday. I think I’m going to tell him to take it all out since I have a history of getting cysts which up until now were simple and went away on their own.

  161. Huh. I learned a thing today. A stupid thing, but still, a thing. And I learned it.

  162. Apparently the version with the n is “less common” and only occasionally considered incorrect. Yet another stupid thing learned!

  163. Peej, my mom had uterine cancer when she was 74 or 76. She told me it was her appendix. o_O ..My sister had to tell me what was up.
    Uterine cancer usually lets you know it’s there, usually in early stages, by bleeding. So maybe sometime after menopause, if you’re concerned with family history, find a doc who will take yours out to avoid having to be surprised when you’re too old and tired to deal.

    Tho my doctor said it’s usually not hereditary. But your family says otherwise. Oy. My sister said my paternal grandmother had issues with ovarian cysts and had her parts removed.

    Oh, and on top of it all, they spotted a stone in one of my kidneys. Doesn’t surprise me as every once in a while it does get achey but then I drink a lot of water and it goes away. Just have to keep an eye on it and to avoid caffeine and sodas.

  164. My mom also had stones, which almost killed her while in her 50s.

  165. Gotcha, Beasnsnsns. You’ll sail through it and feel like a new person once it’s done.

  166. Stones, I know about. And have a deep hatred for ovarian cancer. Hoping for the best for ya.

  167. Beasn, your doctor is full of malarkey
    “About 20 to 25 percent of women diagnosed with ovarian cancer have a hereditary tendency to develop the disease. The most significant risk factor for ovarian cancer is an inherited genetic mutation in one of two genes: breast cancer gene 1 (BRCA1) or breast cancer gene 2 (BRCA2).”

  168. Florida is lovely Mare.. Every once in a while, I miss it

  169. PJ, she was talking about uterine cancer.

  170. He’ll either be highly successful or a heroin addict. No in between.

    I’ve met a highly sucessful heroin addict. Pharmacist. Chill guy.

  171. *whacks Pupster on the nose*

    You’re not helping! 😂😂😂

  172. Tool has cancelled.

    I’m going to dig a hole and hop in.

  173. HOLY F*CK even Bill Whittle sounds like a moron on his last youtube video.

  174. And why don’t the ones who can’t stand it just move somewhere better?

    THIS. You want free healthcare and no guns, move to Canada or UK. Don’t come back crying when your MRI waiting list is six months and your city has sharia law zones.

  175. Good luck and prayers up, Beasn. My lady bits need attention, but it’s going to wait until after the wedding.

    Rocketboy is planning a D&D game. I told him he won’t make it to the wedding if he skips the rehearsal dinner, not after all I’ve been through.

  176. Sick Peaches!

  177. Beasn, my cousin that is Dan’s Dr is constantly saying “Cut it out”. She has removed 2 cancers from Dan. The third she turned over to the surgical dermatologist. Same guy who performed surgery on her mom and my Padrino. When the Drs In LV, biopsied my mom, they said no cancer. UNM Drs That removed the ovary…cancer. They didn’t test her other ovary. My mom just got out of the hospital. Pneumonia again. The fluid that made her ovary the size of a watermelon, continues to fill her lungs.

  178. My lady bits need attention, but it’s going to wait until after the wedding

    Poor Mr. RFH…

  179. It helps if you put that sentence into Kaylee’s voice from Firefly.

  180. #War

  181. RL friend has Ginger grandkids. Seriously Ginger. How do I tag her pics?

  182. In addition to our $300 June bonus, we are getting a free chicken, salad, and gourmet brownies. If you have a SC membership, gourmet brownies are AWESOME. I ❤️ The K9 video. Is that a midget?

  183. Good boy!

  184. Scott, si, si, Pedro. Nice underpants the midget is wearing.

  185. Same as the gentle giant.

    Bad things happen when you run towards the gun.

  186. https://tinyurl.com/Sriracha-Mare ?

  187. https://tinyurl.com/Sriracha-Mare ?
    ——
    Worst bukkake ever

  188. Oddly enough, did not need to search how to spell bukkake

  189. Dan had to service the new car. He couldn’t go to recently opened restaurants while I’m in Quarantine. Good day.

  190. So what you’re saying, oso, is that it’s soup for dinner?

  191. Spent the day working cattle. Gone by 4:30 am, got back around 5:00pm.

    Well guy came this morning. His tester said there was a loose wire, so they pulled the pump and everything. Nope, no loose wire. Tested the pump and it was good. Retested and found the controller was bad. So they took 3 hours pulling the well instead of 20 minutes to switch the controller. Aaaaarrgh. Still cheaper than replacing a pump, or, god forbid, the well going dry.

    While they were here, Penelope had them look at the well that collapsed. Yep, it’s done.

    I get to take a shower tonight, so I’m pretty happy about that.

  192. CoAl, we got rotisserie chicken, salad, and gourmet brownies. Dan used the chicken in a green chile casserole.

  193. Working cattle. Ooh is that like making them do chores? Like clean up poop and stuff? I make my kids do the dog poop.
    I picture you all, “OK, who left this cow pie? Pick it up! Now!”

  194. It’s good to see you, PJ.

  195. Hi Scott! Like holy crap Laura is a nurse that is how long it has been since I’ve been around!
    Very nice to see you!

  196. She works with crazy people.

    So not much has changed.

  197. Glad you found a decent person to share your life.

    That is the best.

  198. The virtue signallers in the neighborhood organized a mini-parade for Black Lives Matter/George Floyd/White Privilege Bad this evening. About 30 people walked down the street, chanting all of the familiar tropes and carrying handmade signs with earnest platitudes written on them.

    Not a black person in the whole kaboodle.

  199. What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson’s funeral?

    Nothing, Henson’s death left Kermit speechless…..

  200. Pupster…BAHAHAHA…on both of those. Sending the wine one to an elderly friend.

  201. Teresa, too bad you couldn’t turn the hose on them.

  202. Derek explained rhotacism perfectly.

  203. She works with crazy people.

    So not much has changed.

    Hostages Retirement Home
    Glad you found a decent person to share your life.

    That is the best.
    Thank you!!!


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